Ruining the world using fake news in Headliner: Novinews

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  • @SnivillusLupin
    @SnivillusLupin 5 років тому +3718

    "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CRY YOU A RIVER SO YOU CAN MOISTURIZE?!"
    I think the Boss is Kevin 30 years down the line.

    • @ironsolace5647
      @ironsolace5647 5 років тому +34

      Old man Kevin

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому +44

      The boss is an Alternate Universe Jim

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 5 років тому +5

      Or Mr.Beast.

    • @swarmling4017
      @swarmling4017 5 років тому +10

      This thought will help me sleep at night, Elder Kevin is As much of an Evil ass As he always is, and that's why hes my roll model

    • @gringofajitas8914
      @gringofajitas8914 5 років тому

      Except Kevin couldn't get that buff

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 5 років тому +3111

    *"Irish cult leader and also dictator spreads propaganda. He probably works for Spiderman"*
    -J. Jonah Jameson

    • @uttamdev2570
      @uttamdev2570 5 років тому +63

      "Don't forget the hyphen between Spider and Man"

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 років тому +4

      Feck yes

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq 5 років тому +15

      Spiderman? More like Borecoming

    • @Irked_Adjacent
      @Irked_Adjacent 5 років тому +1

      I see you a lot on "The Forgery" 's videos.

    • @chaznelson6865
      @chaznelson6865 5 років тому +1

      Oh wow another person who likes call of Juarez

  • @koobazaur
    @koobazaur 5 років тому +488

    Hey Kevin, Jakub the lead dev of the game here! Thanks for playing and destroying yet another iteration of Novistan ;) Curious to see your take on the murder mystery in second playthrough, hehe...

    • @mrpathfinder7274
      @mrpathfinder7274 Рік тому +19

      You all predicted the future 👌👌

    • @commiedog425
      @commiedog425 Рік тому

      ​@@mrpathfinder7274how?

    • @kieranwalker1850
      @kieranwalker1850 8 місяців тому +4

      Bruh the world right now is fucked please make a new predation pleases we need you in our time of Neen

    • @something6833
      @something6833 7 місяців тому +7

      Sensed that this game had a Polish hand in it as soon as I saw "Władek" in one of the articles

    • @plsbepatientihaveadhd
      @plsbepatientihaveadhd 6 місяців тому +1

      how did you guys predict russias history 😭

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 5 років тому +1484

    An outstandingly strong and unique narrative about how the news can shape and define our cultures morals and values, and how even if you’re at the top, your bad decisions can and will always catch up to you, taking what’s most important to you just as you did to all your countries citizens. This game puts power in your hands and then takes it away, showing the futility of what we do. Truly an exquisite piece of art....
    *And then there’s fuckin’ Kevin*

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 5 років тому +54

      Except you can get away scot-free if you make the right friends. Dang

    • @epiccarrot88
      @epiccarrot88 5 років тому +28

      You really think anything bad will ever happen to the extremists currently running most news outlets? I'd bet they have somewhere they can run if things get too hot.

    • @Sonicfoxtrot
      @Sonicfoxtrot 5 років тому +4

      bro stop sniffing your own farts with dumbass posts

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 5 років тому +26

      @@Sonicfoxtrot ?

    • @gringofajitas8914
      @gringofajitas8914 5 років тому +30

      I assume you mean Kevin is even more complex and deep that the game?

  • @josharmstrong8813
    @josharmstrong8813 5 років тому +2130

    Kevin: Go away dog
    Entire comment section *john WICK mode engaged*

    • @pokechatter
      @pokechatter 5 років тому +31

      Josh Armstrong I think the strangest thing is that he actually adopted it just to abuse it, rather than chasing it away.

    • @staceyjames1199
      @staceyjames1199 5 років тому +4

      Well since were in John wick mode where does Kevin live

    • @adrianmcgregor9663
      @adrianmcgregor9663 5 років тому +8

      Stupid mutt

    • @baconhair9675
      @baconhair9675 4 роки тому

      Josh Armstrong he outraged us

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 роки тому +3

      can't beat a little John Wick mode 😁

  • @flyingstonemon3564
    @flyingstonemon3564 5 років тому +1198

    Kevin about jim : I wonder why no one stabs him
    Also Kevin about jim : "I have been murdered..." WHAT!!!

  • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
    @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 років тому +1813

    The world would be burning and Kevin News would be like, "yup, everything fine."

  • @roseofindigo7911
    @roseofindigo7911 5 років тому +485

    Kevin: get off of my damn roof.
    People: *Jumps off.*

    • @graysonjohnston7972
      @graysonjohnston7972 5 років тому +16

      Thats a twist

    • @HerrWahnsinn
      @HerrWahnsinn 5 років тому +15

      10/10 swan dives tho

    • @omarmostafa7575
      @omarmostafa7575 5 років тому +6

      That's what he wanted after all

    • @giantred
      @giantred 5 років тому +4

      That is likely why the dog ran away, figured with all the death in the streets it had a chance of getting something to eat

    • @A-Beat-up-86
      @A-Beat-up-86 5 років тому +3

      @@giantred Terrible but true.

  • @dysfunctional_deviant6681
    @dysfunctional_deviant6681 4 роки тому +315

    Kevin literally got a letter saying "make the city burn burn burn" yet he did not start singing ring of fire.

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 4 роки тому +12

      Love is a burning thing
      And it makes a fiery ring
      Bound by wild desire
      I fell into a ring of fire
      I fell into a burning ring of fire
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
      The ring of fire
      I fell into a burning ring of fire
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
      The ring of fire
      The taste of love is sweet
      When hearts like ours meet
      I fell for you like a child
      Oh, but the fire went wild
      I fell into a burning ring of fire
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
      The ring of fire
      I fell into a burning ring of fire
      I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
      And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
      The ring of fire
      And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
      The ring of fire
      The ring of fire
      The ring of fire

  • @Weaiight
    @Weaiight 4 роки тому +2288

    “Beware the epidemic” the game was warning us 🦠

    • @KrakenGarda2281
      @KrakenGarda2281 4 роки тому +71

      I just saw that shit. Someone knew something we didn't

    • @greywarden9939
      @greywarden9939 4 роки тому +85

      The billboard looked like Covid

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +76

      0:21 "Is it not just maybe the meat from this shop..." I think Kevin involuntarily was warning us of a certain meat market....

    • @benzothewicked
      @benzothewicked 4 роки тому +9

      aged like milk

    • @Maze_Meiro
      @Maze_Meiro 4 роки тому +2

      KrakenGarda f

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 5 років тому +698

    17:36 "Josephine Goebbels"
    This game has the subtlety of death metal

    • @jameshartley6161
      @jameshartley6161 5 років тому +8

      Benersan the Bread hahaha nien!!

    • @creme_egg8107
      @creme_egg8107 5 років тому

      I made a nazi comment to haha

    • @Hbdehdeudeudduh
      @Hbdehdeudeudduh 5 років тому +13

      Stop talking shit about my best friend!

    • @fhhsggsdfhsdfg4073
      @fhhsggsdfhsdfg4073 5 років тому +13

      Eyyyy 80 years later ya boi's still in the industry

    • @ryanwilson3242
      @ryanwilson3242 3 роки тому +16

      Ayy, somebody else noticed it. Yeah you know Kevin's gone foo far when literal nazi's are congratulating him

  • @defiantnight2668
    @defiantnight2668 5 років тому +1609

    This wasn't too long at all, I loved it, and would love to see more as the new character!

  • @oh_banana
    @oh_banana 5 років тому +708

    "I can't believe no one's shot me yet. I'd shoot me!"
    Ages like fine wine. At least everyone else got a happy ending. Aside from the dying thing you got promoted, your brothers not dead, enhanced someones business and also something about some girl getting deported.

  • @mgkrewson
    @mgkrewson 4 роки тому +776

    Watching this in April 2020, this really hits home. Unfortunately it's a perfect depiction of how our real-life media actually works.

    • @dirpmussolini790
      @dirpmussolini790 4 роки тому +28

      If CNN had true power this would be the outcome and that is a horrible reality

    • @jacobriel416
      @jacobriel416 4 роки тому +33

      Try watching it in June hahaha

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 4 роки тому +49

      Its painful and scary watching my people and loved ones be murdered for the color of their skin. Things need to change, it's been too long.

    • @dirpmussolini790
      @dirpmussolini790 4 роки тому +21

      @@missm2925 what are you talking about

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 4 роки тому +44

      @@dirpmussolini790 the police brutality going on in America

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 5 років тому +243

    "Look, I know I was pushing BetterBuzz pretty hard, but JESUS I never advocated for a billboard of a baby drinking the stuff...
    That shows great initiative and business savvy, Johnson. I'll put in a word with the board to fast-track you to the top!"

  • @christianwhalen9263
    @christianwhalen9263 5 років тому +614

    I love how if you pause during his character creation at 0:48 you can see that he disabled the instructional tutorial. True to character, Kevin!

    • @casualprince8779
      @casualprince8779 5 років тому +22

      Christian Whalen 0:48 is a great pause

    • @johnmurray6906
      @johnmurray6906 5 років тому +6

      Christian Whalen umm if I pause then I see.... ultra Kev 5000

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 5 років тому +5

      And If I pause a second later I can see that u can choose preferred pronouns and I think it's pretty cool

  • @peszek8405
    @peszek8405 5 років тому +859

    I personally will play this game just to restore the balance that Kevin has destroyed.

    • @Full_Throttle_Axolotl
      @Full_Throttle_Axolotl 5 років тому +116

      I'd play it just to feed the dog

    • @peszek8405
      @peszek8405 5 років тому +38

      @@Full_Throttle_Axolotl Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well :)

    • @thehorsefromhorsinaround5427
      @thehorsefromhorsinaround5427 5 років тому +9

      Thank you, saviour

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому +12

      Good luck. Knowing games like this it’ll probably be hard mode when you try to be decent

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 5 років тому +2

      Paragon run again like in mass effect

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому +375

    5:45 Kevin tells guy to sell Betterbuzz
    7:38 The little girl behind the guy is gone...

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 5 років тому +11

      she lives

    • @acarbonbasedlifeform7408
      @acarbonbasedlifeform7408 5 років тому +25

      Gewuerz wanze unfortunately

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому +6

      At first I thought she couldn’t be in the store anymore cause it sold alcohol but yeah she came back 2 nights later

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 5 років тому +11

      Also she is the omnipresence telling you,the player, to stop toying with their lives. When you start a second game

    • @pokechatter
      @pokechatter 5 років тому +3

      Gewuerz wanze The anti-completionist.

  • @ciaraemerson39
    @ciaraemerson39 4 роки тому +965

    everything happening in this video seems a little too... familiar
    *im talking about the virus, idk why everyone is so pressed?

    • @MrMah-zf6jk
      @MrMah-zf6jk 4 роки тому +41

      @Eryk Ralston no, this is literally CNN. Spreading false shit to start riots, and then blaming the damage on other people.

    • @myamoore502
      @myamoore502 4 роки тому +31

      Baby goat
      okay.....

    • @jackspoon7252
      @jackspoon7252 4 роки тому +27

      @Eryk Ralston most media sources because you get more views with fear mongering (but fox is a contributer)

    • @TheCronq
      @TheCronq 4 роки тому +3

      I think you mean graystillplays

    • @kazamakell
      @kazamakell 4 роки тому +15

      Any mainstream media

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 5 років тому +398

    missed opportunity, you could've made the A.I. murder drone your slave/servant

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 роки тому +6

      How would that have happened? I realize this is edited enough where we don't see everything Kevin does, but even then how does a news headliner reprogram a drone!

    • @hose_in_mouth9588
      @hose_in_mouth9588 4 роки тому +31

      @@plasmaoctopus1728 In the game, the PC talks to the drone and then it programs itself to have the PC as it's master. Assuming Kevin fed it batteries enough, it would also have saved him at the end.

  • @MisVEVO
    @MisVEVO 5 років тому +428

    17:38 The letter was sent by Josephine Goebbels. This made it so much worse

    • @simplygaylogical
      @simplygaylogical 5 років тому +1

      Why?

    • @thatgaming1940
      @thatgaming1940 5 років тому +15

      @@simplygaylogical en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magda_Goebbels

    • @El-lb9di
      @El-lb9di 5 років тому +77

      @@simplygaylogical göbbels was the nazi Propaganda minister

    • @maxgrozema1093
      @maxgrozema1093 5 років тому +33

      Also wolf is the code name for adolf hitler in the book er ist wieder da

    • @barbarenblut9505
      @barbarenblut9505 5 років тому +8

      @@maxgrozema1093 Wolf was a nickname for Hitler

  • @Ghost-jw5cz
    @Ghost-jw5cz 5 років тому +731

    The one person who disliked the video doesn't like betterbuzz
    Edit : well rip they multiplied

    • @kornelparoczai1763
      @kornelparoczai1763 5 років тому +23

      DEPORT HIM

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 5 років тому +7

      No they are just not ok with pretend animal abuse. ONLY ACTUAL ANIMAL ABUSE IS OK, OK?!

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 років тому +1

      I have a shirt which this same skull pattern.

    • @LuigixD
      @LuigixD 5 років тому +2

      @@rafaelalodio5116 Because that's from Call of Duty: Ghost

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 5 років тому +2

      The rest are for not feeding the dog.

  • @Boki10
    @Boki10 5 років тому +468

    17:40 Josephine Goebbels that's the genderbent version of Joseph Goebbels the Reich Minister of Propaganda of Nazi Germany.
    The easter eggs of this game are amazing.

    • @robpiy91
      @robpiy91 5 років тому +27

      When Josephine Goebbels sends you a letter you better accept, or else Schutzstaffel is comin' to get yaaaa :D

    • @ForeverAdelaide
      @ForeverAdelaide 5 років тому +6

      Glad someone else noticed.

    • @router9717
      @router9717 5 років тому +2

      Saw that too lmao

    • @JulianBo188
      @JulianBo188 5 років тому +1

      Transgender Goebbels

  • @mikedynasty77
    @mikedynasty77 5 років тому +35

    I love Kevin's ability to do what I never could. I am just too...neutral good. I would feed that dog. I would help put down dangerous chemicals and alcohol. I would aid my brother in any way I could. I would help that lady even if I wasn't romantically interested. I just couldn't let it all burn.
    But Kevin? That's the dear leader!

  • @thedummyaccount
    @thedummyaccount 5 років тому +190

    Just finished the game
    I did not die
    just adopt the drone and it will protect you from the coats

  • @yeetcheetfetus6540
    @yeetcheetfetus6540 5 років тому +460

    Callmekevin sponsored by: betterbuzz " drink it by the gallon"

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 років тому +4

      Next episode Keving will drink a whole bottle of better buzz and say "I don't mind the taste!".

    • @michaelharder9737
      @michaelharder9737 5 років тому +1

      "And chase it with pills."

  • @Distamorfin
    @Distamorfin 5 років тому +293

    Note that the letter promoting Jim to National Headliner was from Josephine Goebbels. There's something about that name...

    • @swagittarius5748
      @swagittarius5748 5 років тому +12

      LMAO, I'm glad someone else noticed it too

    • @Shevlander
      @Shevlander 5 років тому +56

      Just for context, Joseph Goebbels was a famous Nazi propagandist...
      Kevin was literally appointed by the parallel universe Nazi’s.

    • @jamesmcguinness7993
      @jamesmcguinness7993 5 років тому +4

      I was about to comment about that

  • @Dissolvedgloop
    @Dissolvedgloop 5 років тому +435

    Kevin thinks he’s playing a simulator but he’s actually just preplanning every Daily Mail article for the next week

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 5 років тому +2

      Like. This is because it was on 69, so I didn't want to ruin it

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 5 років тому +19

      @Stix N' Stones And CNN

    • @danielclarke7975
      @danielclarke7975 5 років тому +5

      nah it's the sun not daily mail

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou 5 років тому +10

      Don’t forget BuzzFeed

    • @cormackeane7215
      @cormackeane7215 5 років тому +1

      And The Irish independent

  • @fellz1905
    @fellz1905 5 років тому +30

    I gotta say, Kevin’s one of my favorite youtubers at this point, he’s so entertaining to watch, im just amazed by this dude

  • @derekwedge9379
    @derekwedge9379 5 років тому +35

    This is the first time I've ever left a comment on one of your videos asking for you to do more of a game. More than a year of watching, and here I am finally asking for a continuation. Keep it up, the 1.98 million subscriber UA-camr!

  • @thatguy6919
    @thatguy6919 5 років тому +169

    Btw the fact that the protagonist goes from journalist to dictator is a nod to Mussolini I believe

    • @carolinehallmark7911
      @carolinehallmark7911 5 років тому +44

      Trevor Gomez there was actually a direct reference to Goebbels (Hitler’s minister of propaganda) in the official letter for national headliner-at 17:32, see Joseph(ine) Goebbels. Though I suppose the same sort of idea applies to Mussolini (and all fascist/fearmongering leaders in general) too.

    • @escapee8598
      @escapee8598 5 років тому +7

      on top of it, the whole game seems to be an allegory to Russia.
      at 2:00 you can see Dmitry Medvedev's blurred pic. he's PM of Russia, as well as the President from 2008 to 2012. even his last name, Wolff, is a pun on his real last name - Medvedev - which comes from the word "medved" - "a bear".
      considering all the xenophobia going on in Russia and nationalistic talk like "Russia's for Russians, Earth is for Earthlings, Mars is for Martians, etc." the message of the whole game is pretty clear.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 років тому +2

      Not really, Mussolini was part of a facist Rebel group which the government could’ve easily crashed. But the nation was dealing with so many problems at that time and everyone (especially the socialists and communists) were blaming everything on the king of Italy. Knowing well that this wasn’t going to end good, the King hired Mussolini as the prime minister so he would be his fall guy and help solve the problems that went on in Italy. Of course Mussolini eventually got fired after the allies invaded Italy and basically everyone hated both the King and prime minister.

    • @ДмитрийКалинин-о3э
      @ДмитрийКалинин-о3э 5 років тому +2

      @@escapee8598 but Russia IS for Russians.

    • @1770-y9g
      @1770-y9g 5 років тому

      @@brandonlyon730 You know Mussolini was a journalist and had a newspaper before that, right?

  • @dragonmaster391
    @dragonmaster391 5 років тому +95

    "I'm controlling the gov, whatever I write they go with"
    Finally a man who understands how it works!

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 5 років тому +4

      Welcome to fox when can you start?

  • @demonhunterjj180
    @demonhunterjj180 5 років тому +89

    I just let out an actual evil laugh once the government decided THIS is the 1 person to control all media.
    "That's the guy, I just know it."

  • @Rosswarm
    @Rosswarm 4 роки тому +86

    You called it. We are in this reality.

    • @finn-ss8ps
      @finn-ss8ps 3 роки тому +2

      im legit fucking rewatching all kevins videos and... ya ahahaha wtf

  • @Caraxes130
    @Caraxes130 5 років тому +85

    Nice how the letter he got in the end was written by Josephine Goebbels.

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 роки тому

      Who?

    • @rriverrgrace
      @rriverrgrace 4 роки тому +4

      glad im not the only one who caught that!

    • @Kb78972
      @Kb78972 4 роки тому +6

      @@Oyasumi05 I’m very late, but I believe Jospehine Göebbels was Hitlers propaganda manager 💀

    • @tehcommandershepard3989
      @tehcommandershepard3989 4 роки тому +9

      @@Kb78972 You´re close but it´s supposed to be Joseph Göebbels. They just changed the gender didn´t even bother hiding it XDDD

  • @wesleybunch4925
    @wesleybunch4925 5 років тому +138

    Headliner: Novinews but Kevin is obviously drinking Betterbuzz.

  • @zache4821
    @zache4821 5 років тому +188

    Kevin: Doesn't feed his dog.
    JoHn WiCk WaNtS tO kNoW yOuR LOcAtiON

  • @colonelchair2737
    @colonelchair2737 5 років тому +371

    You really think not taking care of your dog is gonna make me angry?
    Well YOU'RE FECKIN RIGHT.

  • @toopink4death492
    @toopink4death492 4 роки тому +13

    Not gonna lie doing bad on these games takes more effort than playing this symphatizing for the characters, cuz that's how I always play novels.

  • @quantum174
    @quantum174 5 років тому +19

    "Im so glad to be home after a hard day-"
    "A day at work"

  • @smersmer1855
    @smersmer1855 5 років тому +69

    _“I’m so glad to be home after a hard day- after a day of work.”_

  • @buckleandthelads7806
    @buckleandthelads7806 5 років тому +593

    I was fine with you starting a cult...
    I was fine with jim pickens enslaving santa..
    I was even fine with the abuse of your children in sims
    BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE ... FEED THE DOG YOU MONSTER
    lol love your videos

    • @ayushtyagi1673
      @ayushtyagi1673 5 років тому +14

      Wanna join rebillion against the dear leader

    • @buckleandthelads7806
      @buckleandthelads7806 5 років тому +15

      @@ayushtyagi1673 so its treason then....heretic

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +3

      @@buckleandthelads7806
      Your one to talk Zero!

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 років тому +1

      ...Zero...

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +1

      @@cultist_npc
      Why dont qe bring about the Zero Requiem.
      Lelouch the Tyrant is Dead!

  • @hammerstargamez7228
    @hammerstargamez7228 5 років тому +145

    Oh please return to this, i enjoyed watching you bring the downfall of a government

  • @timursorokin7389
    @timursorokin7389 4 роки тому +62

    But little did past Kevin know that everything going on this gameplay was gonna happen one year later in the US

  • @JotaC
    @JotaC 4 роки тому +9

    Lmao, I'm laughing so hard, I got an ad for the government against spreading fake news, right here on this video. Lmao

  • @HuntwithHunter
    @HuntwithHunter 5 років тому +42

    I can just imagine the boss yelling at Kevin, and then Kevin just stamping a denied stamp on the boss’ forehead.

  • @MarcellAyala
    @MarcellAyala 5 років тому +34

    Foreigners: *exist*
    Kevo: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @annabrown6038
    @annabrown6038 5 років тому +523

    Me when Kevin kills everyone and burns down a town: :)
    Me when we doesn’t feed the dog: 😡

    • @adrianmcgregor9663
      @adrianmcgregor9663 5 років тому +6

      Dogs are useless lol

    • @jackjackd2201
      @jackjackd2201 5 років тому +6

      @@adrianmcgregor9663 ok Jacob you seem to hate dogs, feck you

    • @rohandalvi6476
      @rohandalvi6476 5 років тому +1

      @@jackjackd2201 i hate dogs, but chinese ate dogs

    • @jackjackd2201
      @jackjackd2201 5 років тому +7

      @@rohandalvi6476 feck off u fecking fecker

    • @hughmann2309
      @hughmann2309 4 роки тому +1

      HE doesn’t feed dog!
      --
      -Local Grammar Nazi

  • @christamist
    @christamist 11 місяців тому +2

    "Wow, I've never looked so good in a dress."
    "What the hell, why is everyone vomiting? I dont look that bad in a dress do I?"
    This is how I feel when I get dressed compared to how I feel when i go outside and someone looks at me 😅

  • @reubenswartz1173
    @reubenswartz1173 5 років тому +3

    I never thought that I would hear the words 'better buzz" so many times in my life. One of the reasons I love this channel

  • @justinchance3734
    @justinchance3734 5 років тому +100

    People when kevin insults a person:
    People when kevin insults a dog: *REEEEEEEEE*

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 5 років тому +18

      Idk....that dog looked _foreign_ to me...
      *DEPORTED!*

  • @Skillfullfilms89
    @Skillfullfilms89 5 років тому +77

    "They're rounding up everyone whose foreign and deporting 'em!" *nervous happy laughter*
    Uuuuuuhhhhh.....
    No comment.

  • @demonetizationbot1076
    @demonetizationbot1076 5 років тому +173

    Play Westport, a news game were u can edit all the good stuff out the articles

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 років тому +8

      Hopefully he gets the ending where the whole world gets nuked

    • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
      @GAMINGOBRIEN69 5 років тому

      No one likes you

    • @cillianthestupendous6093
      @cillianthestupendous6093 5 років тому +1

      @@GAMINGOBRIEN69 don´t be mean.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 років тому

      @@cillianthestupendous6093 yes, be mean to the cosmos itself!

    • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
      @GAMINGOBRIEN69 5 років тому +8

      @@cillianthestupendous6093 I just told the truth nobody likes demonetization

  • @marvelsomething1952
    @marvelsomething1952 5 років тому +9

    Kevin: I'm not even getting profits
    Also Kevin: I'm just gonna go to sleep...on top of piles of my money

  • @tenmrt1363
    @tenmrt1363 4 роки тому +30

    OMG. This game predicted the future

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 5 років тому +36

    2:15 "This dog is chasing me" It must be a subscriber as well :P

  • @caseyh8386
    @caseyh8386 5 років тому +199

    19:05 Josephine Goebbels 🙈😅 I think Jim has reached full evil potential

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 4 роки тому +11

      I'm glad someone else caught that.

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @Povryan
      @Povryan 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oyasumi05 it’s like Goebbels in Nazi germany, but Josephine instead of Joseph

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 років тому +43

    @Kevin You should have read the letter at 17:24 down to the very end. The signature from the Ministery of Information said "Josephine Goebbels".

  • @Blurredlofi
    @Blurredlofi 4 роки тому +226

    well, this aged badly

  • @poisonempress
    @poisonempress 2 роки тому +4

    coming back to this video after a few years hits different... this game was on to something.

  • @egcart4957
    @egcart4957 5 років тому +121

    What happens to “headliner: Novinews but I ruin the world with fake news” COME ON

    • @willyantowilly7165
      @willyantowilly7165 5 років тому +16

      Egcart more like "headliner: Novinews but I can't stop promoting BetterBuzz"

    • @egcart4957
      @egcart4957 5 років тому +13

      Willyanto Willy I always took the betterbuzz like they were making jokes at BuzzFeed constantly promoting beer

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 5 років тому +2

      Actually, that would have been a good one.

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 5 років тому +151

    Day 84 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
    Happy birthday, Kevin.

    • @elionpluto
      @elionpluto 5 років тому +5

      Its actually happy _un_ - birthday

    • @foreverghoul1575
      @foreverghoul1575 5 років тому

      @@I_am_a_cat_ yea it's his first comment of this.

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 років тому

      @@foreverghoul1575 False, it is not. I've posted this 84 times (with a different number each time), doing so once daily. (Except for the three days of that time when Kevin didn't upload.)

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 років тому

      @@I_am_a_cat_ No lies here, just birthday wishes. This is only like the second time I've been doubted before, though.

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 років тому

      @@elionpluto or is it un-un-birthday?

  • @Apartment98
    @Apartment98 5 років тому +27

    I’m a simple man. I see that Kevin uploaded, I watch. Life is good that way.

  • @giornosdad1710
    @giornosdad1710 5 років тому +12

    Kevin: *comments on how many people are in brown trench coats*
    Me: Hey, look! A Doctor Who convention!

  • @epiclolito8226
    @epiclolito8226 5 років тому +95

    fun fact:
    novi means "new" in russian, so this game's subtitle literally translates to newnews.

    • @kkkk-uh1cu
      @kkkk-uh1cu 4 роки тому +4

      Novinews always gives their bestest best. No 1984 material at all

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 3 роки тому +1

      @@kkkk-uh1cu they are the bestest in the westest

  • @thundercat34do
    @thundercat34do 5 років тому +9

    This is the fastest I've ever clicked on a video it was literally posted 30 seconds ago and I'm already here watching it in a crisp 360p *so worth it*

  • @IDragov
    @IDragov 5 років тому +10

    Holy shit! Video so good I didn't notice it was 18 min long. I was ready for him to start her story!!!

  • @basicallytouche4079
    @basicallytouche4079 5 років тому +11

    Girl starts dating Kevin
    "FBI OPEN UP! YOU'RE BEING DEPORTED!"

  • @juancarlosperezzabala2686
    @juancarlosperezzabala2686 4 роки тому +75

    Anybody else finds something funny about that sign in 1:46?

    • @SumSum030
      @SumSum030 4 роки тому +10

      Jesus it's litteraly a coronavirus

  • @BOOM8883
    @BOOM8883 5 років тому +215

    One of Kevin's thumbnails appeared in the latest pewdiepie video. He's made it boys and girls.

    • @awesomesauceman6363
      @awesomesauceman6363 5 років тому +27

      He had a clip from star wars rp in there

    • @lukehatler8546
      @lukehatler8546 5 років тому +13

      It wasn't just a Thumbnail it was a full on clip

    • @crookedbuns
      @crookedbuns 5 років тому +8

      About 6:00 in on pewd's latest you laugh you gamer video.

    • @BOOM8883
      @BOOM8883 5 років тому

      @@lukehatler8546 oh yeah missed that part. I was referring to the heavy rain bit. That makes 2 references in one video lol.

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 5 років тому +8

      Pewdiewhonow?
      *yaaawwwnnn*

  • @lailah18
    @lailah18 5 років тому +62

    Headliner but Kevin never makes headlines. bUt
    Jim does ;)

  • @Undead_E
    @Undead_E 4 роки тому +8

    “Conspiracy brews among people” too meta right now

  • @CaptainChief14
    @CaptainChief14 5 років тому

    Didn't think the video was too long AT ALL! I always get super excited when I see you have a video around 20 minutes, they are usually games that you have fun with or during your playthrough have minimal points that need to be edited out. Either way I don't think you'll ever hear any complaints from anyone here about more CallMeKevin.

  • @Adrian-dl9nb
    @Adrian-dl9nb 5 років тому +6

    I loved this! The video length wasn't a problem at all. More of this game!

  • @itsnerdo
    @itsnerdo 5 років тому +130

    “It’s like whatever I publish, the government reads and the president listens to”
    *_Fox News has entered the chat_*

    • @Hailee104
      @Hailee104 5 років тому +7

      lizard4343 cnn is shit

    • @jennmarie8833
      @jennmarie8833 5 років тому +9

      Hailee As if Fox is any better, but go off I guess? 😂

    • @Hailee104
      @Hailee104 5 років тому +15

      lizard4343 all news is biased trash

    • @moara4144
      @moara4144 5 років тому +6

      But the US president only listens to what Fox tells him to

    • @sampeng1
      @sampeng1 5 років тому

      The only real news that ever existed was the newspaper, too bad people stopped reading those lol.

  • @lukemorse7713
    @lukemorse7713 5 років тому +31

    more please. also longer vids are nice dont be discouraged from more kevin.

  • @samies34
    @samies34 5 років тому +6

    Game be like:
    Lats make it easy to date this person in the beginning
    Kevin be like:
    I'ma deport this person

  • @cadsy3394
    @cadsy3394 4 роки тому +5

    "Headliner novinews but I work for The Sun" is a fitting title

  • @SurrealDork6141
    @SurrealDork6141 5 років тому +32

    I think call me Kevin is in pewdiepies "you laugh = you're a gamer" video at six min

  • @raiqaisthebest864
    @raiqaisthebest864 5 років тому +4

    honestly, every video kevin makes always makes me overwhelmingly happy and no matter what game he plays, it's always amazing.
    and i loved this video way more than i expected so yES KEVIN, WE DO WANT MORE OF THIS😔👌

  • @lukehatler8546
    @lukehatler8546 5 років тому +68

    Are we gunna talk about kevin's star wars clip getting into you laugh you gamer?

    • @sonofagun4125
      @sonofagun4125 5 років тому +4

      Mate I don't even know what that is

    • @OddSauce
      @OddSauce 5 років тому

      @@sonofagun4125 pewdiepie's YLYL

    • @lukehatler8546
      @lukehatler8546 5 років тому

      Aioli Dip
      Mate I don’t think anyone does. And that’s beautiful

  • @salsa3674
    @salsa3674 4 роки тому +40

    1:46 ia that COVID-19 in the background?

    • @potential_dog_eater
      @potential_dog_eater 4 роки тому +3

      No you doofus

    • @hypnopyr9084
      @hypnopyr9084 4 роки тому +8

      potential dog eater corp don’t call them an idiot it’s rude

    • @potential_dog_eater
      @potential_dog_eater 4 роки тому +3

      @@hypnopyr9084 oh I'm sorry.

    • @SumSum030
      @SumSum030 4 роки тому +3

      It is a coronavirus

    • @hypnopyr9084
      @hypnopyr9084 4 роки тому +4

      @@potential_dog_eater thank you, you have changed your ways, thank you for being polite

  • @piedpiperllc
    @piedpiperllc 4 роки тому +25

    'an article blaming foreigners' i mean i'm pretty sure that's just how things work at the daily mail

  • @louisewarner5869
    @louisewarner5869 5 років тому +14

    I always get so excited whenever I see a new video you blessed us with pop up in my notifs :p

  • @hunternielsen9494
    @hunternielsen9494 5 років тому +7

    Please play this again! It's so cool to watch a story unfold where your choices before affect your next playthrough. How messed up of a world can you create? 😂

  • @toricastle2518
    @toricastle2518 5 років тому +132

    you were in pewdiepies video today for like two seconds at 6:05 i think

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 5 років тому +9

      @@bluefire9147 Jim would be so proud

    • @InspireWire
      @InspireWire 5 років тому +1

      You beat me to it 😂

    • @Swamp_Hound
      @Swamp_Hound 5 років тому +7

      I'd go look , but i dislike pewdiepie more then I do Jim pickens headliner

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 5 років тому

      If a titanium rod fell from the upper atmosphere and landed directly on Pewdiepie nothing of value will have been lost.

    • @toricastle2518
      @toricastle2518 5 років тому

      @@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes genuinely asking, why do u think that?

  • @Misfit_Hockey
    @Misfit_Hockey 2 роки тому +3

    This entire video is basically just a summary of everything that’s happened in the last 2 years.

    • @mrpathfinder7274
      @mrpathfinder7274 Рік тому +1

      Yep blaming foreigners. The virus etc it’s crazy how much got predicted it’s like Simpsons level prediction 😂😂

  • @slashleighz
    @slashleighz 5 років тому +4

    I for one DEFINITELY wanna see you play more of this game I enjoyed this so much lol

  • @tia3414
    @tia3414 5 років тому +15

    Declining everything Kevin: me: love Kevin!
    Kevin w the dog: I hate Kevin
    😂

  • @KaeSekhmet
    @KaeSekhmet 5 років тому +11

    Headliner: Kevin continues this game with an episode two! Shocking!

  • @brzo.
    @brzo. 5 років тому +20

    anyone gonna talk about how the government letter was sent by a congressman with a super similar name to the minister of propaganda in *nazi germany*

    • @Jezzibolt
      @Jezzibolt 4 роки тому +1

      ali The letter at the end was from Josephine Goebbels too

  • @Midsommr
    @Midsommr Рік тому +1

    One of my favorite Kevin videos! Idk why but I always come back to this one 😅

  • @unachicacualquiera9275
    @unachicacualquiera9275 5 місяців тому

    0:14 we havent started yet and im already laughing with his "wow, i've never looked so good in a dress :D"

  • @Sagern17
    @Sagern17 5 років тому +46

    Ruining the world using fake news in Headliner: Novinews
    more like
    bore Ragnarok

  • @anaionescu8913
    @anaionescu8913 4 роки тому +24

    1:46 - beware the epidemic, eh? 🙃

  • @Danof
    @Danof 5 років тому +7

    Headliner but Kevin is the headline

  • @kc3014
    @kc3014 5 років тому

    13:29 is my favourite, I had to keep replaying, I love the way he shakes his head!

  • @c3ragard3
    @c3ragard3 5 років тому

    I've been following Kevin for a while now and I love his content. But this video especially made me CRY with laughter. This one and "Rogue Warrior" - some mighty fine work by that good, catholic, irish snack!

  • @scottfarrell5492
    @scottfarrell5492 5 років тому +3

    15:27
    This is probably the most relatable thing Kevin has ever said

  • @kerrywary
    @kerrywary 5 років тому +4

    I love it. I like the longer video format and and I'd love to watch you ruin more of Novistan. Also I love that the letter at the end was signed Josephine Goebbels.