Nothing exists yet I didn't start a curriculum or gave an children yet nothing exists yet we aren't talking anymore not interested u got ur wish I see in Jesus name amen
Making blueberry pancakes in your old apartment was the video where I discovered your content years ago and have been hooked ever since. You used keybumps as a unit of measurement. You're my spirit animal.
Matty accurately portrays the chaos of cooking breakfast for others. A cinematic masterpiece from start to finish. 11/10 would watch again and recommend. Food looks amazing too, a bonus for us all. ❤️
His soft, runny, scrambled eggs remind me of the scrambled eggs they serve in hospitals, government facilities, and industrial work camps ..... made with powdered eggs and water 😢🤢
The collapse from ultimate champion into frantic schizophrenic, back into supreme King had me dead 😂🤣😭😆💚 blessings to everyone watching and thank you Matty and team for all the laughs, peace n love
Ppl don't exist not pretending they they never did I don't want children I'm ok I e is enough my life is private none of ur business in Jesus name amen I'm leaving soon physically and spiritually I left long ago with our u I already made that a reality since u oretended to take us call it a joke pretend it's something else for fake stories challenges hope it was it was worth it u list future children and me in Jesus name amen not stubborn just u didn't listen to me I don't want John Jr anymore in jesus name amen sorry ur I'll sick and a pedo fake bonds when we were always fine not anymore I don't want u in Jesus name amen
I gave u four yrs now when I say no u want to pretend to talk I'm done ur finished I'm not marrying u anymore in Jesus name amen my reality is made up it's the beginning it's not smart to pretend to fuck something up in the beginning for a fake bond to pretend to say we went through stuff u fixed everything u can't only I can and I'm not in Jesus name amen sorry I told u so if u don't listen to me now when I can't marry someone who does not listen communicate rapes om this side work us working together I told u would never be a distraction so what at the beginning that's fine now u got nothing sorry ur not that smart I need smart being in Jesus name amen no Josh I'm sorry it's not going to work it's not difficulty u lied about everything raped us ur sick with incest I'm not marrying u I'm sorry u messed up it's over no one exists yet. Humans are fake.
@@kindabluejazzyeah, big dog slipping by using the corn syrup. However, i think he's filming these in the states, and it's can be surprisingly difficult to find not corn syrup down there.
My best friend died last week, we were cooks and worked together for 15 years. He was the Texan version of you. So happy and animated and loud. He brought smiles to everyone around him. I’m just glad I can watch your videos and be reminded of such an amazing person; the world is darker without him. Here’s my question… Your website doesn’t allow shipping to Fairbanks, Alaska. Is there anyway around this?
As an American (who would die for this man), this seems like a subtle, yet AGGRESSIVELY Canadian breakfast. Beans and HP from the Brits, good bacon and pancakes from us, what a combo
@@tladd4875 as I understand it, British bacon is back bacon, while American bacon is pork belly. And while technically no one “invented” any bacon, Americans default to belly bacon. As for pancakes, while probably every culture has a form of them, the American standard “flapjack” is still a staple in the states.
This is how 90% of people eat breakfast, no over pretentious stuff. Table syrup, box pancakes, premade hash-browns, generic sausage, canned beans. Thank You
I love how this video taught nothing he just makes breakfast foods everyone already knows how to make lol but you're going to watch it and love it anyway
I've been dreaming up my ultimate breakfast recently. I think I'd do French-Canadian style pancakes. The real thin, real large crepe-like ones with butter, powdered sugar, and maple syrup. More eggy less fluffy. I'd have that with some thick, short-cut bacon. Maybe even back bacon for less fat. Also with some Australian snag sausages. Thai-style fried eggs. Sunny side up or scrambled (thai omelette style). Those crispy, fluffed up eggs. And a homemade McDonald's style hash brown. I think that'd be a pretty good breakfast.
If I may make a suggestion, cook your hash browns and snausages in the baggon grease, and if there’s any leftover grease, you make your toast in it as well.
Working through morning shift in a casino turn n burn situation , Im use to cooking around 120 covers per hour of breakfast. I love breakfast food and yea it can get crazy , few things to suggest though if anyone has never tried it, you can cook your sausage in the air fryer as well and save time and at home with kids I generally will cut the bacon in half before frying because it makes it much easier to navigate and serve multiple ppl without someone not getting "enough" lol
Only difference in my technique for this is to put bacon in the oven, start eggs slow, cook sausage, cook pancakes. Done. It all can be done at the same time.
1. Was hating on air fryers till this past summer. 2. Maple syrup on sausage...Fucx Yes!! 3. The beans (actually the British kind I see) ((I love Bush's onion B.Beans)). 4. I am the one who always eats the "Burnt Toast". 5. When they start yelling... Tell them to set the F U C K ing TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love this one So much....I do this once a month and it's great!!!
I have a similar one. Though they work pretty well for controlled dispensing, you lose about a half-pancake's worth sticking in it, and it's a bit of a chore to clean all the moving bits. If you're frequently doing 6+ pancakes, maybe worth it, but not for 2-4. Using a cup with a pouring spout works fine, or use a 1/4c or 1/3c measuring cup if you want them all to be the same size.
Couldn't imagine hastling with bacon like Matty just did. Instead: Line up bacon on a foil-lined baking sheet, into a cold oven set to 400F, 25-35 minutes depending on bacon thickness, keep an eye on it as it approaches how you want it done. That's it... no fuss, no flipping, cooks perfectly, foil makes saving grease easy if you want, 0 mess just throw away foil.
I love how it goes from “easy Sunday breakfast in 25 minutes.” To “GODDAMMIT I AM MAKING THIS ALL MYSELF CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE PLATES!”
This is so accurate though it kills me lol
I love him. ☠️🤣
He brought it on himself listening to that soft shit. Crank up some metal and get shit done. He was just asking for it.
I still scream “ITS FAJITA NIGHT” no matter what I’m cooking
I love how you can blatantly swear and my comments get deleted completely pg13 good for u Mr smith 😅
He's extremely right about how learning how to make a *fast* breakfast is a critical skill. Ain't nobody waiting for damn breakfast.
....and then he makes cold breakfast and yells at his production team for support lol he phoned this one in
Breakfast casseroles are amazing for that reason
Extremely right
First time watching this show isn't it? Lol. @@Rjam420
Nothing exists yet I didn't start a curriculum or gave an children yet nothing exists yet we aren't talking anymore not interested u got ur wish I see in Jesus name amen
Making blueberry pancakes in your old apartment was the video where I discovered your content years ago and have been hooked ever since. You used keybumps as a unit of measurement. You're my spirit animal.
Still best recipe out there
Bro same
Oh man what a memory and good time
Same!
First time i saw Matty he was making hot pockets.
This is exactly how I feel every single time I cook anything
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1no
Matty accurately portrays the chaos of cooking breakfast for others. A cinematic masterpiece from start to finish. 11/10 would watch again and recommend. Food looks amazing too, a bonus for us all. ❤️
Matty channeled every last bit of hangry madness a household can experience in the morning.
There's something about a shirtless dude that truly reminds me of my father burning himself cooking bacon on a Sunday. Amen.
Its human nature when you get to "that size" like myself & Matty it just feels better to let that belly free ....and show off your tats
Yes!!!!! Same (and by the grill) 🥰🤣🤣🤣
I just watched a video on how to make soft scramble eggs and follow directions on a package. That is how much I love watching Matty videos.
LMAO
His soft, runny, scrambled eggs remind me of the scrambled eggs they serve in hospitals, government facilities, and industrial work camps ..... made with powdered eggs and water 😢🤢
The collapse from ultimate champion into frantic schizophrenic, back into supreme King had me dead 😂🤣😭😆💚 blessings to everyone watching and thank you Matty and team for all the laughs, peace n love
This is the content I need. Justice for the breakfast people who have been trodden on by lunch people for FAR TOO LONG.
Ppl don't exist not pretending they they never did I don't want children I'm ok I e is enough my life is private none of ur business in Jesus name amen I'm leaving soon physically and spiritually I left long ago with our u I already made that a reality since u oretended to take us call it a joke pretend it's something else for fake stories challenges hope it was it was worth it u list future children and me in Jesus name amen not stubborn just u didn't listen to me I don't want John Jr anymore in jesus name amen sorry ur I'll sick and a pedo fake bonds when we were always fine not anymore I don't want u in Jesus name amen
I gave u four yrs now when I say no u want to pretend to talk I'm done ur finished I'm not marrying u anymore in Jesus name amen my reality is made up it's the beginning it's not smart to pretend to fuck something up in the beginning for a fake bond to pretend to say we went through stuff u fixed everything u can't only I can and I'm not in Jesus name amen sorry I told u so if u don't listen to me now when I can't marry someone who does not listen communicate rapes om this side work us working together I told u would never be a distraction so what at the beginning that's fine now u got nothing sorry ur not that smart I need smart being in Jesus name amen no Josh I'm sorry it's not going to work it's not difficulty u lied about everything raped us ur sick with incest I'm not marrying u I'm sorry u messed up it's over no one exists yet. Humans are fake.
Maple Syrup on breakfast sausage is like a Canadian secret Matty just shared with everyone. A classic
Except he didn't use real maple syrup! 😞
But it looked like he used aunt jemima and that’s just sugar and corn syrup
@@kevinheckard706I am going to dunk my head in some maple syrup to erase that from my brain.
I put maple syrup on my breakfast links every time and I’ve never even heard of Canada.
@@kindabluejazzyeah, big dog slipping by using the corn syrup. However, i think he's filming these in the states, and it's can be surprisingly difficult to find not corn syrup down there.
My best friend died last week, we were cooks and worked together for 15 years. He was the Texan version of you. So happy and animated and loud. He brought smiles to everyone around him. I’m just glad I can watch your videos and be reminded of such an amazing person; the world is darker without him. Here’s my question… Your website doesn’t allow shipping to Fairbanks, Alaska. Is there anyway around this?
Condolences brother
😢
I knew someone similar too my heart goes out to you
💜
my condolenses, my two cents on this is that with the mullet and cap matty is already 99% of the way to being your buddy like a true texan lmao
As an American (who would die for this man), this seems like a subtle, yet AGGRESSIVELY Canadian breakfast. Beans and HP from the Brits, good bacon and pancakes from us, what a combo
Mate, the US didn't invent bacon or pancakes.
@@tladd4875 as I understand it, British bacon is back bacon, while American bacon is pork belly. And while technically no one “invented” any bacon, Americans default to belly bacon. As for pancakes, while probably every culture has a form of them, the American standard “flapjack” is still a staple in the states.
Yeah this is a good Canadian breakfast imo 🇨🇦 pretty typical stuff here
Breakfast is still by far my favorite meal of the day! Very nice Matty!
My wife loves pancake saturdays which is what we call anytime I make bacon eggs sausage pancakes. Love it.
Always a good day when Matty posts a video
I've been watching Matty for a long time. THIS is my favorite episode. Thank you for making me smile, Matty!
the GOAT has posted
"Breakfast is the buffet of life." Put that on your headstone.
I just might! Great idea!
Matty's breakfast is the right mix of British/American/Canadian
This is how 90% of people eat breakfast, no over pretentious stuff. Table syrup, box pancakes, premade hash-browns, generic sausage, canned beans. Thank You
90% of people? bro this is eating like a king
Who eats beans for breakfast besides in a burrito?
@@bradywilliams2666I don’t cook them because no one really eats them in my family, but it popular in the north east anyways
@@bradywilliams2666 Baked beans for breakfast is popular in the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.
As a Dutchy, this is very alien to me as a breakfast. I would go back to sleep after a breakfast this heavy.
Would kill it at lunch though.
such an accurate representation of what it feels like to cook breakfast for a family 😭
Syrup for the links is crucial! God bless America.
This is legendary cuz thus is how breakfast usually happens 😂😂😂
I cook the same but have one kid on toast another on drinks and third on setting the table....lol
I love how this video taught nothing he just makes breakfast foods everyone already knows how to make lol but you're going to watch it and love it anyway
It teaches timing
I started using the bacon method- it’s the literal best!!! Thank you Matty
Your commercials are some of the best I've ever seen.
Keeping everything hot is the hardest part!
As a father with 3 kids who likes to sleep in a bit on weekends, I felt this one. Right in the feels Matty.
Your immediate shift into panic mode is ME! I love you, Matty. Seriously. You're AWESOME!
This is the perfect reflection of me cooking anything at home, but especially breakfast
Just treated myself to a new knife for the holidays and was in need of a nice board. Perfect timing!
Happy new year Matty! Cheers to 2024!
I feel SEEN! The stress of making a perfect bfast and timing everything so everything is hot
If you need extra time, covering the items with tin foil is fool proof. Steam generally keeps things from drying out too.
Bringing my blackstone to my mom’s house has made Christmas breakfast so much easier with cleanup & time.
F'kn love you, Matty - Happy New Year!
Watching this video from the beginning, I was waiting excitedly for Matty to take off his shirt. And he did not disappoint. 😍
This guy is thoroughly entertaining! I started watching him on Vice and love his 37 shows. Keep it up Matty
Oh, Matty! The perfect meal! Beautiful in every detail. And Joan and Joni? Now you're speaking the language of my generation. Fuck! Beautiful!
The amount of butter that went into those eggs was INSANE!!!!
Nah
12 eggs that's like 2 tsp butter an egg maybe
This is EXACTLY how I feel making food for my family. I feel so heard right now.
Hell yea Matty. This all you need
MMMMMAAAAAATYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Matty Matheson cures my depression
You are my spirit animal. Thank you
Matty's the only chef I watch where I somehow come out with LESS cooking knowledge than when I started.
Having that tommorrow for sure, happy friggen HAPPY new year Matty and crew. best channel EVER
Parchment paper lined pan, 375, line bacon. Flip once. Takes about 15-20 minutes. Perfect bacon, and much less hassle. 👌
I cook it at 400* and don’t even bother flipping. 15-20 min, perfect.
You do the best commentary well your cooking Matty. Please make more videos. Maybe something with beef like a yummy stir fry or Philly cheesesteak???
Fare thee well, fare thee well, I love you more than words can tell, listen to the river sing sweet songs, to ROCK my soul ❤
Breakfast is the buffet of life... 🙏🙏
Boom boom boom, happy new year 🎉
Luv his Sunday ideas 💡
Now that's what I'm talking about right there, the best breakfast ever. 😋🤤❤yummy.
Matty's back to line cook hell. Sunday country club buffet. Been there.
I've been dreaming up my ultimate breakfast recently.
I think I'd do French-Canadian style pancakes. The real thin, real large crepe-like ones with butter, powdered sugar, and maple syrup. More eggy less fluffy.
I'd have that with some thick, short-cut bacon. Maybe even back bacon for less fat.
Also with some Australian snag sausages.
Thai-style fried eggs. Sunny side up or scrambled (thai omelette style). Those crispy, fluffed up eggs.
And a homemade McDonald's style hash brown.
I think that'd be a pretty good breakfast.
THATS GREAT!!!!!!
Happy new year man
The most important and most best meal of the day
Joie de manger ! Absolute delight!
In a world full of plastic homogeneity, Matty lights the pathway to authenticity. Keep rockin’
Love it when you share stories about your family, kids ‘screaming’ for breakfast? Oh, I can relate 😅
This man is a goddamn national treasure. Let’s put him on the $10 bill.
🚶♂️
My wife makes a kick ass breakfast like this every Sunday for me & our kids. I’m a lucky man..
That is the most chaotic way of cooking bacon I have ever seen 😂
Favorite maple syrup. Pours aunt Jemima’s sugar water. 😆
Damn, I never thought to simmer my links in maple syrup before.
@@quazzymodo6294 Canadians
I love Matty!!
Fucken Matty is funny AF!!!!
😂😂😂
If I may make a suggestion, cook your hash browns and snausages in the baggon grease, and if there’s any leftover grease, you make your toast in it as well.
Described making breakfast at home perfectly! 😂
Happy New Year Matthew
Working through morning shift in a casino turn n burn situation , Im use to cooking around 120 covers per hour of breakfast. I love breakfast food and yea it can get crazy , few things to suggest though if anyone has never tried it, you can cook your sausage in the air fryer as well and save time and at home with kids I generally will cut the bacon in half before frying because it makes it much easier to navigate and serve multiple ppl without someone not getting "enough" lol
Only difference in my technique for this is to put bacon in the oven, start eggs slow, cook sausage, cook pancakes. Done. It all can be done at the same time.
Matty Matheson is all of us.
You're the Sam Kinison of cooking shows. Crescendos with more swearing and yelling. 😂👏🍻
Add a chunk of cream cheese to your scrambled eggs! Delightful
Keepin it real with matty matheson
Has Matty become a Shakespearean deity or has he always been one? Hmm food for thought. Hey could I get seconds on the eggs and a piece of toast?
Never in a million years would I have guessed Matty had the patience to make creamy style scrambled eggs, enigma wrapped in a riddle...
Use a saucepan instead of a flatter pan, a small one if you have one and don't stop mixing until you like the way they look.
mattys tryna kill his children with the amount of butter he uses. jesus
My favourite is how it goes from totally chill to the wtf?!?
It’s funny how he isn’t a chef in the show but he is an actually chef here I love ya FAks!!!!!😂😂❤❤❤❤
I THINK THIS GUY IS THE REAL , " PASS THE MASH" MELISSA MCARTHY (SNL).
1. Was hating on air fryers till this past summer. 2. Maple syrup on sausage...Fucx Yes!! 3. The beans (actually the British kind I see) ((I love Bush's onion B.Beans)). 4. I am the one who always eats the "Burnt Toast". 5. When they start yelling... Tell them to set the F U C K ing TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love this one So much....I do this once a month and it's great!!!
35 years my joy in life comes from making / eating great breakfasts. I can give up any food from steak to ice cream. Not breakfast.
i need that pancake mix dispenser in my life
I have a similar one. Though they work pretty well for controlled dispensing, you lose about a half-pancake's worth sticking in it, and it's a bit of a chore to clean all the moving bits. If you're frequently doing 6+ pancakes, maybe worth it, but not for 2-4. Using a cup with a pouring spout works fine, or use a 1/4c or 1/3c measuring cup if you want them all to be the same size.
Soft scrambled eggs are not for me. Love the show Matty!
i just realized matty is literally epic meal time in one person
I love you Matty
OMG the very end of the video had me in tears 🤣
the Boom sound bytes will literally never get old.
Couldn't imagine hastling with bacon like Matty just did. Instead:
Line up bacon on a foil-lined baking sheet, into a cold oven set to 400F, 25-35 minutes depending on bacon thickness, keep an eye on it as it approaches how you want it done. That's it... no fuss, no flipping, cooks perfectly, foil makes saving grease easy if you want, 0 mess just throw away foil.
He’s a man of the people
You're a killer!!!! SO SOFT YOU GAG ON THEM!!!.. Can't grt enough of that wonderful Duff!!! Love it Matty
Certified Gold!!!!!
Because of this video, I’m now following your page!
I love how he recommends Joan Baez. Ultimate breakfast music🤙
toasts were perfect wth !
Hell yeah brother 🤟🏽!