Kyle is very good at telling disgusting stories. It reminded me of a story told to me by my ex boss which I turned into a poem. In The Garden The air was alpine fresh and the lake surface glistening Bird song trilled for those who were listening What a great afternoon, thought Glenn feeling chipper A perfect moment to start up his new whipper snipper It purred smoothly in his experienced hands Trimmed edges effortlessly at the most gentle command But while promenading proudly around his neat lawn Glenn spied a dog poo and he wanted it gone It looked dry as dust so he thought he'd attack With his fearless whipper snipper, just give it a smack And it would harmlessly splinter and shatter But it was still moist so it splished and splattered It splattered with power, it splattered with grace It splattered all over Glenn's spluttering face Flew up his nostrils, did not want to be wasted Left him a flavour the worst he'd ever tasted It splattered his T-shirt, it splattered his jeans It was very much a poo splishing, splattering scene Poor Glenn hastily switched off the power And raced indoors for an emergency shower
I was in stitches after listening to this.
Kyle should be a story teller for kids.
Clean jokes of course.
😂😂😂😂
Kyle is so good at being on radio.... I remember hearing this in the car and he's so good at story telling haha
Kyle is a great story teller 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂he is such a good storyteller!
Kyle and jackie o are the best radio presenters ever !!!!
4:12...
Should've pulled over,first..THEN throw out the bag.😁👍🏻💡
You guys make my mornings xx
Hahahahaha god I love Kyle. He's hilarious 🤣
I just peed myself o dear gawd that funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Kyle can tell a story thats for sure
In bloody tears
Kyle, the yarn carrier of our culture.
I am soo congested with a cold in bed, watching this with TP up my right nostril, and wheezing my way to a heart attack. Fucken hilarious!!!
I was in hysterics all the fucking way through that...😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kyle is very good at telling disgusting stories. It reminded me of a story told to me by my ex boss which I turned into a poem.
In The Garden
The air was alpine fresh and the lake surface glistening
Bird song trilled for those who were listening
What a great afternoon, thought Glenn feeling chipper
A perfect moment to start up his new whipper snipper
It purred smoothly in his experienced hands
Trimmed edges effortlessly at the most gentle command
But while promenading proudly around his neat lawn
Glenn spied a dog poo and he wanted it gone
It looked dry as dust so he thought he'd attack
With his fearless whipper snipper, just give it a smack
And it would harmlessly splinter and shatter
But it was still moist so it splished and splattered
It splattered with power, it splattered with grace
It splattered all over Glenn's spluttering face
Flew up his nostrils, did not want to be wasted
Left him a flavour the worst he'd ever tasted
It splattered his T-shirt, it splattered his jeans
It was very much a poo splishing, splattering scene
Poor Glenn hastily switched off the power
And raced indoors for an emergency shower
Good story bro
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Watch at 0.5x or for better results 0.25x.! ;)
Lol