Even BATMAN made an MP3 player.
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As an American, I can say, in fact... that I listen to 500 feet of music per day.
Rookie number i listen 8000 feet of music within half an hour
Those are rookie numbers. I listen to 100 miles of music before lunch.
@@dinowithahat5559 bro I listen to 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 feet of music.
Pah, rookie. I listen to 500 Bald eagles per donut of music per hour.
Facts
0-3 sad onions
In the distance a series of beeping is heard followed by a "Hello!"
its ashens!
@@ciji698 Just when it processed in my memory why their comment sounded like something I'd heard before, you helped me out by reminding me of why it was familiar :) There's a channel I've not popped into in quite some time.
Ah yes proud of you
🎶Da daba doo-da da-dada dooba dweedie daaa🎶
Uh- _✨Batmin✨_
0:27 and 5:36
I don’t know what everybody is talking about. That’s the Batman theme.
Just how I remembered it!
Though I just watched the video, I tried to sing this comment to the tune of "Blue" by Eiffel 65, lol.
Jewish batman
Ah yes, my favorite superhero:
✨B I G L E B O W S K I✨ 👁
B I G L E B O W S K I ❤
Yes B I G L E B O W S K I V I B E
The next lebowski is gonna be the chonke one probably
Shrek: Why not me?
@@agustinusreynaldi7101 shrek is not a super hero shrek is a legend
" It's like the most Australian weapon in the DC universe."
Captain Boomerang stares in confusion
That's exactly what I thought hahaha
I was just about to comment lol
Lol I was so confused when he said it.
you beat me to it!
Glad someone said something jesus
Moral of the story is that Dank Pods is the most pro-environment channel on UA-cam without ever mentioning the environment
why no replys to this comment lol
The best kind of pro environment
+
Yea lol
dogecoin lmao
I love the fact that Australians are constantly keeping insanity at bay, and when they can't they become howtobasic for a while.
It's just what happens when you're stuck on an island.
Brilliant
I didn't know the desk iPad worked. I always thought it was just the back shell of an old one.
You tricky lad.
Goosey sameee
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@@mikewheeler9011 fax my guy
If it exists, there is a signature MP3 player.
Rule 35.
I thought rule 35 was if it exists, bad apple will be played on it
@@futureddude4250
I might be mistaken.
Maybe it’s rule 867,530,935, if you get the reference.
@@Matthew_Klepadlo no it’s rule 6 9
Actually rule 35 is just an addendum to rule 34 that says "and if it doesn't, it will soon"
@@__8120 nah it is if there isn’t a megalovania version there will be
Now all we need is a Joker MP3 player. It laughs when you switch songs and doesn't work 57% of the time.
No, that's cyberpunk MP2 player
@@frozenturbo8623 MP2 is too high-tech, we need MP1
@@theplayer12312 nanana just MP
@@xanthopsia nanana just M (P sold separately).
Nope, WAV but with only 8 MB, so you’ll have to use super bit-crushed samples
This channel really went to 11 once you got a warehouse my dude.
Is that a Spinal Tap reference?
1:55 If a casset player plays about 1 7/8ths of an inch of music per second then 500 feet or 6000 inches would only be 3200 seconds of music, that is roughly 53 minutes and 20 seconds, if the average song is 3 minutes and 30 seconds then that is just over 15 songs which is alot less than 500, a more accurate conversion to American would had been holds over 16,400 feet of music.
Ok
ok
thx for those details :,3
"Plays over 500 feet of music"
That one did it. That one killed me.
He had me thinking, "Metric, wait what?" And then drops the 500 feet. I died.
samw
Dam the comments spoiled it, note to self don't read comments before video
It was so bad, it also brought you back to life so that you could write this comment, and then killed you again.
Always measuring in feet
As an American, it always warms my heart when DankPods uploads a new mile.
As a European, I don't know what you mean by a new mile.
He uploads kilometers smh
As an asian
Love it when he uploads a yuan full of video
good comment haha
@BaneCleaver
Well actually if you watch American football, although we have similarities to rugby in it, it has a few quirks that do not exist in rugby
For example, a rugby match lasts 80 minutes, where football games last much much longer
You could view it as a combination of soccer and rugby
Another one is in American football forward passes are appropriate in certain situations where in rugby you always backwards pass, as forward passing is completely illegal
@BaneCleaver
Actually watch American football and you see how not like Rugby it is
It’s really its own game
Although the rules were made by a Rugby player from Yale
Just found that out recently actually
2:06 I actually spat my drink at that Ashens reference. Definitely did not expect to get one on DankPods! 🤣
There is some overlap
5:45 does it stand up?, does it sta- ʸᵉʰ
If it doesn’t play the transition theme from the 60’s show when switching between songs I’m going to be very disappointed and upset
Edit: I am very disappointed and upset
Get ready to be disappointed and upset
Get ready to exploit the market just to so rich just to throw this in a volcano personally
Are you disappointed and upset yet?
I want to agree with you, but that DankPod remix of the theme is fire.
"Something something and my day is ruined"
Release the Dingus Cut!
Yes
Release the Bogus!
the amount of care he gives to his ✨pKcEll✨ is genius
✨oh my pkcell✨
0:21 big lebowski
the dude abides
Everytime I hear him say,
“This is a collectable, so I gotta put this back carefully,”
I always think, _yup. he’s gonna bring out a gun._
Silly hes Australian not American
@@furr7420 I know that, _I’m_ Australian.
@@Llamoof
Silly Aussie, he's not American
Either that or the Famous Toledo
@@furr7420 Granted I do believe there is a way to own guns there, much like in the UK with farmers
When you eventually start selling your own merch, I need a shirt that says "Can you believe no one bought this?!". The joke writes itself tbh💀
I think he did sell merch, but oh man he gotta sell that lol
It's when he starts selling his own terrible tic-tac MP3 player, that will be one of the quotes on the box.
"Can you believe no one bought this?"
Great idea! I hope he sees this.
He does sell merch, but it's pretty old
@@DoctorHero one grit stickers are the best
6:41 Oh my pkcell...
That is hilarious. The only part of the manual in color is how to take it apart, which they tell you NOT to do LOL
His Patreon doesn't need a shoutout from a nobody like me, but seriously, if you don't watch this week's extra show, you're missing one of the greatest nugget moments in recorded history...
Wow, and now the After Show was also uploaded to this channel
Don’t say you’re a nobody
@@nuclearapes6315say you’re a nobody😈
I envy the guy in the next room that had to guess what was going on.
@Stellvia Hoenheim it's all desert, ALLL DESERT MATE!!!
OHHH ITS CRUNCHY *bass* *boosted* *scarlet* *fire*
2:20 *faintly* 'giiivEE mmEEEE the BAtMAN'
i swear this made me laugh so hard
5:11 Look on the back. It says CV3 4PE. That is a British post code to just outside Coventry, for Newcross Healthcare Solutions. I imagine that is where you need to go to get the player surgically removed from your hand.
Came here to laugh at an mp3 player and found myself cheering on a man fighting a building. 10/10 experience.
I don’t know what that means yet, but that only makes this comment better
@@chaingigan7545 You don't need context, it is funny anyways
@@necrobynerton7384 I mean, it really is the dankpods experience isn’t it
@@chaingigan7545 yes
*you can only be allowed happy*
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Nugget!
10/10
Na na na na-no lol
The mp3 player we deserve, not the one we need right now.
Mmm pancakes
Lol came here to comment the same thing
8:01 No matter how many times I watch this video, the War of Inanimated Objects will never fail to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
3:41 I think that should've been the line in Avengers Endgame "I love you 50383"
Ashens confirmed in the Dank universe. We need a collab where they unpack tat together.
"Ashes"
@@signbear999 whoops lmao
YES PLEASE
my GOD the ultimate niche youtuber collab
Ashens, big clive, aging wheels, technology connections, the 8bit guy, Adrian's digital basement, techmoan, this does not compute, retro recipes, tom scott, and a whole bunch of other UA-camrs just in a field and they're all like: what do we do now?
I’ve watched so much Ashens over the years that I can’t help but refer to the symbol as a “sad onion”, and I’m glad I’m not the only one
I don't come across it too often in the US, but when I do, I just interpret it as "naught-to-three sad onions" without any hint of humor or conscious thought of Ashens. It's just part of me now, and I fully expect to just metamorphize into a 44 year old man from Norwich some day when I least expect it. (although it's rare that I don't expect to turn into a 44 year old man from Norwich, but that goes without saying)
Ashens walked so these UA-camrs can mention sad onions
Then there's me, who doesn't watch Ashens and has absolutely no clue what symbol you're talking about.
Ashens is a legend
@@jonasgrill1155 I don't either so I looked it up. It's this at 1:35 ua-cam.com/video/JhHOaMXYXU4/v-deo.html
9:00 aged well
0:28 Where is this man's Grammy goddamit!?? Lol
0:44 “it’s a batarang! It’s like the most Australian weapon in the DC universe!”
*Captain Boomerang cries in Vegemite*
We'll sure need Batman to save us from this nugget of evil
The David Tennant profile pic makes it.
Quality pfp indeed
Worst Batman villain
6:36 A wild camera mount(?) appears.
More like a wild mic
Sexy Speaker voice: "Auxiliary mode"
DankPods: OoOh yOu knOw wHaT ThOsE WoRdS Do tO Me🤤🤤
😭😭
8:53 "Just because I depend on you doesn't mean I don't want to fight you!"
Me to Adobe Premiere every damn day of my life
Taran Van Hermert who?
Me with blenders
Me with Movie Studio
Me with FL studio
Me with my microphone
This is the channel that actually deserve 10 million subs.
It doesn't deserve 10 million
It deserves 8 billion
MORE
@@rambo568 I wish, but there just aren't enough humans.
Must be time to train the animals how to subscribe.
E
True
when the doom soundtrack kicks in 8:22
I had to watch this again because I've had Dank's Batman theme stuck in my head all day. Cheers mate
2:29
If I ever saw someone open a can of beans like that I would run for my life.
Better start running
@@cavejohnson4306 yes sir mr johnson...
This may be a really early suggestion, but I feel like an April’s Fools Video from this man should be a completely proper and professional review of the shitiest little nugget.
An utterly positive review at that
Do u mean “sh***est or shiftiest?
Get the ears to record the shitty included headphones and compare them to the HD600's graph lmao
"I swear this is the Batman theme song."
Oh, mate! MATE! It's EXACTLY like the 90's authentic classic!
3:57 They totally could have called this 8008135. Fail.
I'm glad Dankpods is finally acknowledging he's basically the Ashens of iPods.
OMG YEAH! I JUST REALISED HAHA
Yeah
What's that lol
Who ?
@@TheBluePhoenix008 Oh yee UA-cam Young'uns who haven't heard of the great Ashens
Is no one gonna talk about how different that intro felt? Just... hitting absolutely nothing on top of the iPad for the day
And the shrek wallpaper
I had this video on in the background when I was trying to work, and then suddenly it gets to the part when he starts throwing it at stuff and I AM DYING. Like if I was on a call or something I would probably have been fired or at least looked at funny for a while. You have earned a sub, my strange Aussie friend
As an American, I love it when you upload a yard, dank pods
Thats a vegimite choochoobango in austrailian for anyone curious
na na na na na na na na BATMAN, I mean, LEADER!
And how long is this weekend getaway
@@jennifermckay5585 what
Nanananana BATMAN NANANAN batman nAnAnAnA BaTmAn
Ashens reference made my brain finally realize why I've been lovin' this channel so much - same formula, posh accent, FUNI GUY, -couch- green ipad case for consistent lore... and of course, TOP QUALITY ELECTRONIX. I miss old Ashens but new Dank Pods is gonna fill that void, m8.
Hehe, the moment I heard him say sad unions I just had to pauze the video to see whether the message would say Ashens. Pleasant surprises all around :P
Same lol
I was pretty much like 'IT'S ASHEN THING!!' When i heard it. I loved Dank and Ashen's videos
One of the first DankPods I watched about six months ago had a comment by Ashens on it and now we get an Ashens reference in the video, the circle is truly complete.
This was seriously the greatest episode. On the channel. Your a master of your craft sir.
THE NUG MAN IS BACK I AM HONOURED TO BE HEREEE
Same
NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET MAN
watch there be a guy who’s like “wHaT?! U mEaN HONORED LoL!”
Baterang most Australian wepon in the dc universe
Captain Boomerang: allow me to introduce myself
(Alternative version) "Baterang most Australian wepon in the dc universe"
Captain Boomerang: am I a joke to you?
Came for this comment
Nice to see a reference to the OG Tatmaster, Ashens, just casually dropped in there at the 2:00 mark.
Another DankPods upload to make me happy today! Love your videos, Wade.
"Just because I depend on you doesn't mean I don't want to fight you mate" maybe the most Australian thing Dankpods has ever said
VERSE:
Za buh dah doo bah de dwee bee dah
CHORUS:
uh,
batm'nnnn
9:44 Your content so good even the Hurr Durr is one of your Patreons
I love when he’s careful with the boxes for his collection
I love how every time he turns on the sexy speaker he just laughs.
I forgot I had my volume muted, and for about 2 minutes thought that suddenly, DankPods had become a mime.
I'm intelligent, I swear.
nothing stops dankpods to do it in a vid and leave half the world in confusion...
he already has the Trickster badge.
for about 10 seconds I *thought* I had my volume muted...
so I cranked it...
then he screamed about superheroes in my ears
@@TerrorLTZ Really does seem like something he'd do just for the shits, doesn't it? :p
@@nova8747 yes...
8:14 Now everyone ones that Dank in reality is the Joker.
''0-3 sad onions''. Good to see another Ashens fan :)
Damn that Ashens reference. It’s been years since I’ve heard 0-3 sad onions.
I’m glad someone is a fan of Ashens! Free the sad onions!
The brown sofa calls
He's basically Australian Ashens.
_“An excellent amount of sad onions.”_
If youtube tracked how much time I've spent watching Ashens, it would be really depressing
@@synthsnail kinda does. it may not show you but man can ashens find out how much you watch him
I'm glad that this review comprehensively included an analysis of the weapons properties.
YOUR ALMOST AT A MILLION?! I remember when you were only at 60k!!! Congrats dude!
ASHENS REFERENCE
The Rotten Foodie Englishman & The Australian Man who Screams at Music Players
Now that's a collab for the ages
?
Where?
ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗᵐᵃⁿ
Open it up like a can of beans
:O Tubbo
@@MinecraftPro97k this could be the packaging on its own :0
No
batmn
Bro you are my favorite I love watching ur vids I watch gaming but you make my day every single time
I like that car, the art looks amazing!
Dam pkcell always trying to roll away from the hell that is happening around it. It can never handle the pain what it has seen
Aw, the puk cell...
Just got the news... Old Man Senny is gone I'm so sad :'(
What?
@@ertfiresystems268 sennheiser sold their consumer audio brand to some hearing aid company… RIP
@@ertfiresystems268 sennheiser sold their consumer audio division to a hearing aid company
@@rushilkisoon man
@@rushilkisoon they were looking for a buyer for a while. Give it time. We can't dismiss it just yet. Wait for the fall off before calling it a fall off.
I love watching ur videos! Everyday I just feel like I wanna watch u and I do
The 500 ft of music makes sense if you listen on tapes. The 3M cantata 700 (a BGM system) had 25 hour tapes you could hide a brick of coke in.
and would be better quality than the equivalent time on those nuggets
I didn’t expect my childhood mp3 would be better than Batman. It’s truely a sad time we live in 😢
I wish mine was.
Maybe because my mom never let me own one 😡
@@exedo9882 what about ur dad?
@@exedo9882 ay be grateful about what u have life isnt about getting what u want
2:07 that Ashens reference was such a throwback
Thanks for the quick Ashens reference. Made my day.
Through those disc around, it's really cool to do
I see dankpods I click, halfway through a video I leave to come to this channel, nothing beats this guy!
I mean, he deserves it, how else was i suposed to learn about KZ's?
Same just left a. 1.2 hour 100 day survival Minecraft video at 30 minutes to watch this
@@Ferrari255GTO True, dankpods is the mans
Other than maxmoefoe
@@domfiegs6102 wrong sir, n o t h i n g beats this guy
This is a sad day, I learned that Sennheiser’s audio division was sold 😭😭
How long ago?
I didn't even get a chance to get myself a pair...
@@IsTheOrderASapling well no, I’m guessing this is an AKG situation, there’s still going to be there but there new products are going to be worse going forward.
@@drewrice5475 they got sold to a company that makes hearing aids. I hope they still make products and they are the same quality, but I think its unlikely
The start of some of your vids mate, sometimes they have me thinking my interface is at it again, all the bloody silence ahahahaha
"Let's go face my demons!"
1 sec later
*weapon failed*
Quality Ashens reference there, Dank. Good to know game recognizes game in the "funny man points at tat" genre.
See I knew I wasn't the only one who remembered that Batman's theme is Cool Blues by Charlie Parker!
your videos always make me laugh my head off!
4:50 is actually showing how to throw away this thing, its like they know that you are going to trash it after 30 seconds of use :D
Dank being an Ashens fan makes me way happier than it should.
I can see the inspiration tbh
@@Mikeball9000 I can too now that I think about it. Especially using the hands-view camera.
Yep, you beat me to it.
As an American who despises the imperial system "500 feet of music" had me dying.
Bruh thats nthg compared to 500 shawarmas of music
Back in the days of tape, 500 feet was a legit measure of music
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 yeah lol
The imperial system gives me aids, and being American I can't find metric hardware anywhere except specialty shops
300 football fields of music
I want more than anything a 3rd person cam of Dank running around the garage and throwing the bat-p3 player at things. No background music or anything.
Dank I just want you to know when I am having a rough day your videos always make me laugh and smile, thanks for making great content
This is legitimately my favorite UA-cam channel at the moment , brings a smile to my face every week during what has been an incredibly long year
Am I the only one that feels like time flies during Covid?
9:21 That zip-tie is higher quality than 100x of those MP3 players combined
i had a TDKR camera when i was in elementary school
never watched the movie, but the amount of hype around it was insane
Glad I found this channel lmao