Petrus VS The World

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2021
  • Music:
    "Rebellion" - Sekiro OST
    "Lurking Sloth" by Alexander Nakarada
    "Back to Work Again" by TeknoAXE's Royalty Free Music
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  • @jmvv451
    @jmvv451 2 роки тому +1389

    To be fair to the mushroom kid, their main defense mechanism is "I need an adult".

    • @argen2949
      @argen2949 2 роки тому +253

      and an adult it received

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +161

      It used its own little coded strategy and won, Petrus is lacking in Faith AND Intelligence

    • @nuclearsimian3281
      @nuclearsimian3281 2 роки тому +80

      _"I am an adult."_

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy 2 роки тому +56

      Sentinel: I am a adult

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 2 роки тому +1

      @@nuclearsimian3281 No, you are not

  • @BigBastion623
    @BigBastion623 2 роки тому +3017

    The perfect Christmas present, watching an all-bark no-bite, backstabbing, manipulative, cowardly excuse of a cleric get what he so rightfully deserves.

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 2 роки тому +121

      Rotten clerics get what they deserve

    • @KissyKaede
      @KissyKaede 2 роки тому +152

      Could have just said cleric, mate

    • @rollye4857
      @rollye4857 2 роки тому +140

      @@KissyKaede Redditor found

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 2 роки тому +84

      No wonder why patches hates clerics…

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 2 роки тому +136

      @@KissyKaede Well, main reason to hate Petrus is what he does to rea, a maiden, as well as her two cleric friends, so nah, can't really make that a synonym ^^

  • @JungleJuiceJoey
    @JungleJuiceJoey 2 роки тому +2352

    The mushroom child guiding him to the sentinel was the last thing I expected

    • @darioj5850
      @darioj5850 2 роки тому +184

      Man I laugh my ass out that specific fight

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 2 роки тому +212

      _I will run - he will hunt me in vain; I will hide - he'll be searching; I'll regroup - feign retreat, then pursue, coup de grâce, I will win, but never fight - that's the Art of War!_ - Mushroom child

    • @heyyou9137
      @heyyou9137 2 роки тому +60

      I saw that earlier when someone did mushroom kids vs every npc

    • @eddiemiranda498
      @eddiemiranda498 2 роки тому +22

      Mushgank

    • @bronyfanhelluvafan6728
      @bronyfanhelluvafan6728 2 роки тому +43

      The same thing happened with a Black Knight in one of these videos.

  • @friedrichjaeger367
    @friedrichjaeger367 2 роки тому +1251

    Petrus: chasing a kid
    Giant sentinel: I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat

    • @logarius2178
      @logarius2178 2 роки тому +132

      And seated he was, on the ground, permanently

    • @MegaDonker
      @MegaDonker 2 роки тому +44

      Mushroom Child new parents :D

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 роки тому +32

      Hall monitor putting a bully in a time out.
      #fuckpetrus

    • @bvxd-tw8qq
      @bvxd-tw8qq 2 роки тому +12

      best comment today you made my day

    • @joshuaxiong8377
      @joshuaxiong8377 2 роки тому +30

      omg now that you put it that way...
      a "religious" man preying on children?
      bruh.

  • @JungleJuiceJoey
    @JungleJuiceJoey 2 роки тому +1296

    Him looking at the camera like he didn't just get wrecked for 13 minutes is what killed me. "You like that shit, huh?"

    • @killdyouback
      @killdyouback 2 роки тому +116

      I thought it would just be him getting binned for the whole video, but ending on that pathetic ass win was just the cherry on top

    • @katsu1715
      @katsu1715 2 роки тому +66

      lmao like hes hyping up the crowd in a WWE match

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 2 роки тому +30

      I was hoping that he'd next have to fight a Painted World of Ariamis hollow that would kick his ass. Also, I'm curious if he'd try to attack the zen hollow chilling in New Londo and R2 himself right over it and off the ledge, like so many players have done.

    • @mrwizard5012
      @mrwizard5012 2 роки тому +27

      Now if it was a _torch wielding_ pink hollow, this would've ended much differently. Lmao

    • @martk647
      @martk647 2 роки тому +1

      @@katsu1715 The greatest heel of all time.

  • @Opofake
    @Opofake 2 роки тому +1291

    Man, Petrus hits like a truck
    A toy truck, but a truck nonetheless

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 2 роки тому +76

      I'm pretty sure a hit in the face with a toy tonka hurts more than his bitch ass mace with his like 8 strength.

    • @ElFunao
      @ElFunao 2 роки тому +68

      Even a toy truck would do some damage, Petrus on the other hand...

    • @mattoo6597
      @mattoo6597 2 роки тому +46

      I'd say more like an eraser shaped like a truck

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +16

      @@mattoo6597 the eraser is also just hard enough so it can't erase things

    • @mikeohc
      @mikeohc 2 роки тому +6

      Had me in the first half

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 2 роки тому +694

    -trap lady and friends in giant cave and leave them to die
    -undead Chad finds out, beats your ass, saves lady
    -internet hates you
    -sentenced to eternally fight and get your ass kicked by everything in existence.
    Coulda just been a normal cleric, petrus. Coulda just been.

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 роки тому +136

      Mans lied on his cleric interview.
      Couldn't even kill a skeleton, the one thing he's supposed to....

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 2 роки тому +22

      Unfortunately lady ends up going hollow after you purchase all her miracles.

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 2 роки тому +54

      @@christopherregan1654 That's just the world of Dark Souls being cruel. At least she had a faith-related purpose for awhile. She was a pure soul who didn't deserve any of the bad things that happened to her. Also at least the Chosen Undead was good company for her for awhile.

    • @lordquaz7154
      @lordquaz7154 2 роки тому +7

      Diavolo:
      First time?

    • @yuritrasimaco5201
      @yuritrasimaco5201 2 роки тому +23

      @@pokimanefartcompilation Man, before today I didn't even know that the necromancer fight back, that's how lame Petrus is to me

  • @JC-eo2qe
    @JC-eo2qe 2 роки тому +816

    Watching Petrus flee for his life from the Butcher was so satisfying. Even stopped the heal too.

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 роки тому +48

      That butcher may not be the strongest, but he sure as hell put fear into Petrus's heart

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 2 роки тому +40

      Petrus: "Leave me alone! Just give me five more seconds of precious life!"
      Butcher: "If you make me chase you I swear on Gwyn's charcoal nipples I'll make you regret it!"

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 2 роки тому +4

      Ikr the entire time I was thinking "Kill the bitch kill the bitch kill the bitch" while I watched the chase happen

    • @anonymouslydone7683
      @anonymouslydone7683 2 роки тому +2

      And he lost to a girl, haha.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 2 роки тому

      What is in the Butcher’s offhand? I don’t recall that.

  • @imperialquietus9977
    @imperialquietus9977 2 роки тому +291

    BonfireVN: I saw 14,000,605 futures
    Petrus: In how many of them do I win?
    BonfireVN: One

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 2 роки тому +34

      DS community: And this ain't one of them

    • @GunRunner106
      @GunRunner106 2 роки тому +2

      he could probably defeat the baldur knight tho

    • @EdgeOfDarknezz
      @EdgeOfDarknezz 2 роки тому +10

      @@GunRunner106 i hoped that he will kill him, but failed, but i am interested in more things like armored hollow knight, ariamis hollow, or this with torches

    • @GunRunner106
      @GunRunner106 2 роки тому +12

      @@EdgeOfDarknezz there's a good chance for him to beat the baldur.... torch hollow would fuck'em up tho.....

  • @KnightValfodr
    @KnightValfodr 2 роки тому +1000

    Ain't no better Christmas gift than the catharsis of this upload.

  • @TheLastGame666
    @TheLastGame666 2 роки тому +453

    The mushroom child with that outsmart has to be the best thing I've seen on this channel so far

    • @CommRichard
      @CommRichard 2 роки тому +28

      This is the 2nd time i seen the shroom child bamboozle someone on this channel.

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 роки тому +17

      smol child and big giant= best buddies

    • @thechickennuggetlordv2654
      @thechickennuggetlordv2654 4 місяці тому

      Smartest Petrus moment

  • @VincentVanZigel
    @VincentVanZigel 2 роки тому +326

    Getting outwitted by a mushroom child deserves a Darwin award. 😂

  • @beydey2647
    @beydey2647 2 роки тому +610

    8:02 I have NEVER seen this grab before. Thank you Petrus, very cool.

    • @Sumea_Saukko
      @Sumea_Saukko 2 роки тому +7

      I’m pretty sure they have stolen that sound effect from one of the enemies from Quake.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 2 роки тому +16

      _Really? I admit to have been victim of that grab attack at least twice in all my playthroughs._ (before I started exploiting the trees for cover)

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrDibara I almost never fought these fellas, out of my 2 dozen or so playthroughs of this game only like 4 times have I killed the gang

    • @RichterTheRat
      @RichterTheRat 2 роки тому +4

      @@Sumea_Saukko That's a stock sound effect that lots of games used. It's also in Duke Nukem 3D anytime a Pigcop spawns.

    • @Sumea_Saukko
      @Sumea_Saukko 2 роки тому +1

      @@RichterTheRat Yeah, i believe the enemy is called ”Ogre” in Quake. They use the same exact sound effect.

  • @Bossu
    @Bossu 2 роки тому +195

    *gets killed by 1 Skeleton*
    Literally your entire mission right there Petrus, good job!

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 Рік тому +13

      I thought if nothing else he could at least kill. One. Single. Skeleton. I was wrong. I mean come on man you have a hammer and can heal it shouldn't be hard

  • @darioj5850
    @darioj5850 2 роки тому +1057

    This one had me laughing more than I expected, Petrus is so useless he didn't manage to kill a Nechromancer, let alone a mushroom child, good one pal, looking forward to Petrus vs Assylum Demon

    • @neutralplayer7895
      @neutralplayer7895 2 роки тому +6

      The Mushroom child doesn't count,He could have killed it if the lil shit didn't run away

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 роки тому +121

      @@neutralplayer7895 lil shroom was able to lure him into a trap, still counts

    • @thegk-verse4216
      @thegk-verse4216 2 роки тому +63

      @@neutralplayer7895 It's like saying he could have beat the sentinel if it stopped attacking

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +19

      @@neutralplayer7895 that's the mushroom kid's playstyle, being number 2

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 2 роки тому +8

      That's another video I'd love to see- Petrus vs bosses. Obviously he'd lose everytime but it would be fun to watch him get his ass beat.

  • @trevorvanderputten7430
    @trevorvanderputten7430 2 роки тому +284

    Petrus Chasing after the mushroom child only to get shield slammed by a sentinel giant. Perfect way to end him.

  • @hkazu63
    @hkazu63 2 роки тому +2110

    It’s really one of my favourite things that the entire Souls community is united against Petrus. Even some ppl still like characters like Lautrec, but Petrus? Everyone hates him and I love it.

    • @Primalintent
      @Primalintent 2 роки тому +423

      Lautrec at least has style. Even if you like the Elite Cleric armour, Petrus isn't even the 2nd best person in it.

    • @JC-eo2qe
      @JC-eo2qe 2 роки тому +285

      Lautrec at least has the possibility of being redeemed. Noticeably he never harmed the Darkmoon Knightess from Anor Londo, meaning he wouldn’t nilly-willy steal every fire keeper soul that he found. There’s even fan theories that he was the Knight who protected the Knightess, basically the Carim honor code like how Egyon watched over his own charge, and may have even stolen a fire keeper soul solely to help relieve the Knightess’s pain since she she needed humanity to avoid suffering.

    • @marikstentoum1998
      @marikstentoum1998 2 роки тому +61

      @@JC-eo2qe Hawkshaw made a video about this recently

    • @nem3908
      @nem3908 2 роки тому +28

      I killed him as soon as I saw him I thought the community prolly liked him and would hate me but guess not

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 2 роки тому +324

      I mean, Lautrec at least offers to help in 2 boss fights and seems to have a motivation regarding the Firekeeper Soul that points to a more benevolent purpose. He's just a giant asshole about it, which is charming in its own way. Petrus on the other hand is useless, condescending, and a sinister backstabber who even Patches of all people has a problem with.

  • @ThePigasaurus
    @ThePigasaurus 2 роки тому +403

    Lmao he couldn’t even win against an enemy who didn’t fight back

    • @dalion-asn
      @dalion-asn 2 роки тому +48

      Even if it did fight back it would win

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 роки тому +3

      @@dalion-asn definitely. considering its parent one shots maybe it 3-4 shots

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 7 місяців тому +1

      Petrus: You can't beat me.
      Child: I can't.
      *Points at the Child Protective Sentinel*
      Child: HE can.

  • @kevinflores2300
    @kevinflores2300 2 роки тому +360

    Imagine if the Mushroom Child came back after Petreus died just to point down. Also Andre really use the drop kick strat to win.

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 роки тому +15

      Drop kicked to death. I was hoping for the goold 1 2 with Andre's signature.

    • @amysteriouspersonintophat1458
      @amysteriouspersonintophat1458 2 роки тому +24

      Andre didn't even give Petrus the honor of being punched!

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 роки тому +2

      @@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 andre one "one punch man" him into oblivion

  • @killdyouback
    @killdyouback 2 роки тому +496

    13 minutes of Petrus being put in a dumpster? You're too kind. Merry Christmas.

  • @wahoo2782
    @wahoo2782 2 роки тому +182

    ahhh, I finally understand Petrus' role in the story now. He's the comic relief

  • @cosmicpoot2012
    @cosmicpoot2012 2 роки тому +179

    I love how Andre used only the kick attack and killed Petrus just before he could get his heal off

    • @argen2949
      @argen2949 2 роки тому +25

      "this mofo ain't even worth to throw hands at, i'll just kick it to death"

    • @RattlebonesTheThird
      @RattlebonesTheThird 2 роки тому +4

      Only way to fight against a stinky turtle aka petrus

  • @ChuckShnozwell
    @ChuckShnozwell 2 роки тому +201

    Nothing gave me greater satisfaction then the balder knight oneshotting petrus with a riposte
    Edit: nevermind i just saw andre dropkick him in the face

  • @1bobuxman143
    @1bobuxman143 2 роки тому +10

    10:33 i want to belive that lil mushroom hugged the Sentinel leg after that..so cute😊

  • @aldente3868
    @aldente3868 2 роки тому +95

    Seeing Petrus getting mauled by everything again, again and again is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @kpoboctokCHANNEL
    @kpoboctokCHANNEL 2 роки тому +262

    After so much humiliation even Petrus receives his Christmas present, this is so nice of you

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 роки тому +31

      I was expecting a horde of hollows climbing up the stairs

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 роки тому

      @@CallMeMimi27 honestly 3-4 could probly kill him Xd

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 роки тому

      @@kuru-yami9416 2 could kill petrus

  • @THECRAZEBLING
    @THECRAZEBLING 2 роки тому +307

    The only other thing that Petrus can kill other than a defenseless woman is... a hollow.
    A normal goddamn hollow.
    ....Why does Petrus even exist?

    • @Knight_647
      @Knight_647 2 роки тому +30

      to sell me miracles because I don't use estus

    • @ender8166
      @ender8166 Рік тому +10

      @@Knight_647 Same, whenever I explore an area in which the bonfire hasn't been kindled yet, I avoid using Estus, since I can't replenish it up to 20.

    • @Knight_647
      @Knight_647 Рік тому +4

      @@ender8166 in a no death run I literally made it back to the undead asylum cell in ng+ without drinking a single estus

  • @SaaScofagus
    @SaaScofagus 2 роки тому +388

    Ah yes a priest chasing an infant

  • @mystycassaultunholyendings3619
    @mystycassaultunholyendings3619 2 роки тому +146

    Mushroom child: *gets hit a few times*
    Mushroom child: don't test me.
    Petrus: *uses force*
    Child: ok, fuck it, Incle Giant!!
    Giant: destroys Petrus
    Child: thank you!!

  • @Hollowolfjas4014
    @Hollowolfjas4014 2 роки тому +18

    6:14 the way the skeleton just turns and looks into the foreground with the expression of "what even is this dude" 😂

  • @AlriikRidesAgain
    @AlriikRidesAgain 2 роки тому +138

    I mean, even the characters who are technically worse than Petrus are still more respectable. Aldritch may be a monstrous cannibal, but at least he worked at his monstrous cannibalism.

    • @Wormerizzator
      @Wormerizzator 2 роки тому +19

      That, and Aldrich does it for a more than understandable purpose: the Deep Sea age.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 2 роки тому +16

      @@Wormerizzator Not sure how that makes it understandable.
      Also that came way after he started eating people, which he explicitly did because he took pleasure in it, not because it served any kind of greater purpose, this only applies to when he started targeting gwyndolin

    • @pokimanefartcompilation
      @pokimanefartcompilation 2 роки тому +25

      @@nathanjora7627 still tho, you can't lie that Aldrich is a far more likeable character than Petrus.
      Characters like Aldrich, Pontiff, Seath, Smough, Nashandra are the evil mfs Petrus wishes he could be

    • @bismarckimperia8781
      @bismarckimperia8781 2 роки тому +12

      @@pokimanefartcompilation Heck Even Pinwheel in game as a joke boss fight can be hard when you worked hard for it to be hard while Petrus stays as a literal joke even in Ng+

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 2 роки тому +9

      Aldrich is absolute scum, the difference is that the whole system knew about him and made excuses for him, making him an example of how everyone was blatantly complicit and then hoist by their own petard. Petrus tries to hide his evils yet has the gall to even boast about them when finally discovered. Additionally, I got the impression that the stash of Cracked Orbs belonged to him to boot.

  • @danghostman2814
    @danghostman2814 2 роки тому +16

    Balder Knight almost got humiliated, then turned it around with that sweet riposte stance.

    • @UnGodlyGod7365
      @UnGodlyGod7365 2 роки тому +15

      Nah, Balder Knight was just buttering Petrus up so that his inevitable loss would be even better

  • @nothingnice8676
    @nothingnice8676 2 роки тому +26

    13:15 loses to every enemy except the weakest in the whole game then proceeds to walk past and stare down the camera like some sorta badass lol

  • @cyberleaderandy1
    @cyberleaderandy1 2 роки тому +52

    Loving the sentinel standing up for the mushchild against the toothless bully. Take that you bully.

  • @AuXiiLia
    @AuXiiLia 2 роки тому +65

    Petrus = The Game Journalist experience.

    • @Ruew
      @Ruew 2 роки тому

      Good joke. Good joke. 🙂👏👏👏

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 2 роки тому +84

    I wonder if Petrus can beat one of those torch wielding Hollows? You know, the kind that rush at you.

    • @JC-eo2qe
      @JC-eo2qe 2 роки тому +21

      Was hoping we’d see that happen right after Petrus killed the sword wielding hollow.

    • @DigitalLemon69
      @DigitalLemon69 2 роки тому +35

      to be fair, i'd die to a torch guy too.

    • @dalion-asn
      @dalion-asn 2 роки тому

      absolutely any hollow type can rush at you. Even the ones in new londo

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому +7

      Honestly those ones are actually pretty dangerous, let your guard down around them or treat them like a joke and they'll actually get in some pretty decent damage.
      They're easy to underestimate and can get in some easy hits, I doubt Petrus could take one out.

    • @Snickersnek
      @Snickersnek 2 роки тому

      @@dalion-asn Really? Torch hollows acted differently for me as I recall, the ones in the lower burg by the dead-end on the far side from the Capra demon liked stunlocking far more than the upper burg swordbois

  • @stripedhyenuh
    @stripedhyenuh 2 роки тому +166

    Not sure if the intention of this video was to: a) determine whether or not Petrus is able to defeat *anything* in the game, or b) simply enjoy Petrus getting his ass handed to him by mobs for 13 minutes straight

    • @finnlewis6207
      @finnlewis6207 2 роки тому +4

      Probably more of the former, given that he faces some pretty strong enemies.

    • @GladiusTR
      @GladiusTR 2 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @ArtoriasGaming0516
      @ArtoriasGaming0516 2 роки тому +20

      @@finnlewis6207 bro fought to a literal skeleton and still lose💀💀💀

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify Рік тому +10

      @@ArtoriasGaming0516 Seriously, how did a cleric with a hammer type weapon lose to a single skeleton

    • @nicolapodgornik6644
      @nicolapodgornik6644 Рік тому

      B

  • @triel14
    @triel14 2 роки тому +67

    Against the wheel skeleton: ok, I think he can actually do this- nevermind…
    Against the necromancer: this should just barely be possible- and he’s dead…
    Against the mushroom child: ok he can do this, it’ll just take while and it’s not even attacking. And it got so fed up it found a giant sentinel to kill petrus… I have no words…

    • @triel14
      @triel14 Рік тому +1

      @Solaire of Astoria he WAS but then he cowarded out of his task, and then if you rescue that girl and kill the seer then he kills her, so no one can t find out he’s a coward. Or he’s a darkwraith. Some people have speculated.

  • @Theendman42
    @Theendman42 2 роки тому +17

    5:30 The absolute disrespect by that skeleton brought my smile to my ears.

  • @notshanekid4889
    @notshanekid4889 2 роки тому +18

    man defeated the weakest enemy and edge walked around the arena like a champ, what a loser lmao

  • @cplegogame25
    @cplegogame25 2 роки тому +15

    Petrus being eaten by the cat was the funniest shit ever

  • @boristomislav1256
    @boristomislav1256 2 роки тому +43

    Petrus lost to an enemy that literally cannot attack you. Amazing.

  • @Muchac54328
    @Muchac54328 2 роки тому +324

    Petrus is embodiment of a game journalist

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 2 роки тому +37

      His miracels cant heal that burn

    • @terranorth
      @terranorth 2 роки тому +9

      oh look, the joke that stopped being funny 3 years ago.

    • @marioplumber3378
      @marioplumber3378 2 роки тому +60

      @@terranorth look! we got a comedian in the comments!

    • @jahrfuhlnehm
      @jahrfuhlnehm 2 роки тому +47

      @@terranorth Hello there, Jason Schreier, how are you today?

    • @terranorth
      @terranorth 2 роки тому +5

      @@jahrfuhlnehm the guy who apparently really likes Dark Souls? I'm sure he's doing very well.

  • @Luanciel
    @Luanciel 2 роки тому +22

    2:08 He's trembling with fear :)

  • @alexhard4496
    @alexhard4496 2 роки тому +10

    Andre: You dont even deserve to be touched by my fists

  • @cezlock8209
    @cezlock8209 2 роки тому +20

    i've never played a single souls game but looking at petrus fills me with indescribable rage

    • @cezlock8209
      @cezlock8209 Рік тому +21

      i finished dark souls: i want nothing more than to turn petrus into a fine mist of blood and bone

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 Рік тому +5

      ​@@cezlock8209lol good update

  • @abovearth6740
    @abovearth6740 2 роки тому +121

    Look I knew Petrus's NPC was weak but the fact that he could barely get a freaking Balder Knight at 40% HP is honestly impressive (not in the good way).
    EDIT: Him getting cursed by the Basilisk was the most satisfying to me.

  • @colorgreen8728
    @colorgreen8728 2 роки тому +15

    A grim smile swept across my face as I loaded up this video

  • @minmus410
    @minmus410 2 роки тому +40

    He's so weak I'm convinced he doesn't even have the stats to use his weapon.

    • @Ramusculus
      @Ramusculus 2 роки тому +4

      that gives unique animations. I think the weapon is just broken

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +2

      Leeroy: needs to twohand his weapon and is one of the best
      Petrus:

  • @LautrecOfCarim
    @LautrecOfCarim 2 роки тому +17

    These punching bag videos are always welcome.
    Especially on those rare occasions where I am not the punching bag myself.
    Heh...

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 2 роки тому +7

      You may be a punching bag, Lautrec, but you're a punching bag with swagger and charm.

  • @hotohoriytasuki
    @hotohoriytasuki 2 роки тому +46

    Ah yes, there isn't a better christmas gift than watching a living joke getting smashed one hundred times

  • @brentramsten249
    @brentramsten249 2 роки тому +35

    if i remember correctly, the painting guardians have 300-400 health, which means that his attack doing less than 10% of its healthbar in one hit means his damage is a staggeringly low less than 50 points.
    yikes

    • @RattlebonesTheThird
      @RattlebonesTheThird 2 роки тому +5

      Damm that's less dmg that base stats morning star (the weapon he uses)

  • @endgameExecutor
    @endgameExecutor 2 роки тому +177

    3:25 Good god you're a cleric! This is literally the one thing you're supposed to be good at fighting!!
    EDIT: 6:22 Fucking really, Petrus? Not even a small one?

  • @ryvita645
    @ryvita645 2 роки тому +11

    The start of the butcher fight made me laugh, he's like "where you think you're goin boy?"

  • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
    @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 2 роки тому +89

    4:29 I really thought Petrus was going to win against that Balder Knight since his Morning Star was good at staggering the Balder Knight, but sweet mother of God...that riposte damage from the Balder Knight surprised me, lol. I wonder if Petrus would have survived if he was at full health.

    • @StarshadowMelody
      @StarshadowMelody 2 роки тому +8

      It all went so wrong so fast!

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 2 роки тому +6

      @@StarshadowMelody That's how a lot of people feel in Souls pvp. All it takes is one parry (to either make you feel awesome or make you feel dread), lol.

    • @filosofem03
      @filosofem03 2 роки тому +7

      That parry was beautiful.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 2 роки тому +5

      I'm willing to bet that those knights have killed more players in the early game than any other enemy. Their parries are brutal

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 2 роки тому +5

      @@darthplagueis13 Definitely. You know what's really painful? Trying to perform a kick to shield break those Balder Knights but accidentally doing an attack instead and they parry you. That's so damn annoying.

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 2 роки тому +33

    The mushroom child minding their business until Petrus started to actually hurt them like the bully he is (those sounds, I can’t listen to those sounds…) so they ran off all the way to the church giant to smash Petrus was literally like seeing a kid getting bullied at school only for him to run to his big brother who just goes full Doomslayer mode on the bully

  • @heroponriki666
    @heroponriki666 2 роки тому +22

    Petrus being humiliated is a new genre of gaming I didn't expect but I welcomed with wide open arms

  • @echo5delta286
    @echo5delta286 2 роки тому +18

    LOVED the boss-death sound effect for the hollow at the end!

  • @466chalk
    @466chalk 2 роки тому +15

    I love how the Darkwraith gives him absolutely no chance to retreat and heal.

  • @redsalamander9999
    @redsalamander9999 2 роки тому +33

    2:48 Want to know why the darkwraith didn't use lifedrain on Petrus?
    Because he's completely lacking in humanity.

  • @Danktorias
    @Danktorias 2 роки тому +78

    13:09 walk of a champion here folks
    very amazing Petrus.

    • @stefanodegioia1598
      @stefanodegioia1598 2 роки тому +18

      He even has that smug looks at the camera

    • @andresjim6490
      @andresjim6490 2 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @TheSm1thers
      @TheSm1thers 2 роки тому +5

      When he walks across the camera like:
      "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE??!!!"
      😂😂😂

  • @_-Lx-_
    @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому +18

    Oh my god that one with the baby mushroom killed me, such a perfect display of how comically useless Petrus is.

  • @bestgirlio3691
    @bestgirlio3691 2 роки тому +18

    I think our little cleric did a wonderful job of showing us just how amazing faith buulds are

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 2 роки тому +8

      That's not fair to actually efficient faith builds/characters (pure faith or melee faith). I think Petrus is basically someone who cheated his way up the ranks in the Way of White and became an "Elite" Cleric but literally only knows two miracles (neither of them can inflict damage). He's a fraud, and don't say that easily because i'm a big fan of faith build npc's in the Souls games (and holy npc's in fantasy games in general).

    • @paweuszcz4856
      @paweuszcz4856 2 роки тому +7

      Meanwhile Solaire:

    • @rameshchandraray3696
      @rameshchandraray3696 2 роки тому +5

      @@paweuszcz4856 *being grossly incandescent in the distance*

  • @totementmt4411
    @totementmt4411 2 роки тому +10

    Petrus is like the one friend you used to have back in middle school who would talk about a game like an expert and knew everything about it but lacked any skill in it.

  • @franiekk9942
    @franiekk9942 2 роки тому +11

    -Miyazaki-san, how much hate do you want us to put on this character while coding?
    -YES.

  • @garygarypov5060
    @garygarypov5060 2 роки тому +8

    Petrus' entire hustle doesn't even work without Patches, and Patches doesn't even like him. That's how shitty Petrus is.

  • @Torque_Mk1
    @Torque_Mk1 2 роки тому +7

    1:56 the black knight smashing him flat, oh shit, that's comedy right there xD

  • @leduck7694
    @leduck7694 2 роки тому +6

    Petrus against the balder knight be like: heh this is to easy
    Balder knight about to parry his ass: are you sure about that?

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 2 роки тому +21

    7:10 I guess you could say he got petru-fied

    • @RoseyCakess
      @RoseyCakess 2 місяці тому +2

      Now that's petruliar

  • @nightscout9979
    @nightscout9979 2 роки тому +15

    It's a glorious Christmas present to watch one of the biggest hypocrites in Lordran, a man who betrayed genuinely kind, caring people who believed he too was good, a man who tried to hide his deeds then bragged when caught and hinted that people should sexually assault Rhea, a man who tries to murder Rhea himself, get his ass kicked. Also, I wonder how all NPCs would do against Curse enemies and the Mushroom trap.

  • @Darcus509
    @Darcus509 2 роки тому +71

    This is the perfect example of the catharsis of fiction. We get to witness some type of idealism play out how the world wishes it always would. Kudos!

  • @SanctuaryReintegrate
    @SanctuaryReintegrate 2 роки тому +10

    When the mushroom child started to run, I already knew exactly what was going to happen

  • @vaelyon
    @vaelyon 2 роки тому +70

    What ?!
    Petrus was stronger than a hollow all along ?!

    • @Wormerizzator
      @Wormerizzator 2 роки тому +18

      I mean, if I were him, I wouldn't go around saying "hey, I'm stronger than a broken sword-wielding naked man!" :D

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +8

      That hollow wasn't even in it'a final form..

    • @armedweiss5531
      @armedweiss5531 2 роки тому +9

      @@duroorud527 If the hollow was from the painted world he wouldn't have stood a chance

    • @dinohunter6450
      @dinohunter6450 Рік тому +1

      @@armedweiss5531 god save him if it held a torch...

  • @danielwilliams7161
    @danielwilliams7161 2 роки тому +6

    I love how he does a little victory lap and looks right at the camera after killing the hollow. What a badass.

  • @NEEDbacon
    @NEEDbacon 2 роки тому +27

    This shows that the only way Haircut is able to kill Reah is cause there's a clear path with no enemies thanks to the elevator and you already clearing out the Knight and Channeler (who can take pot shots). He probably can't even get IN to the undead burg with the group of Hollow Soldiers. Maybe next Petrus Vs The World he can try his hand at them.
    Also love how Andre went "You're going to Dropkick City bitch".

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 2 роки тому +1

      Andre said: No heals for you

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 2 роки тому +9

      Rhea also has no combat training or skill whatsoever, no weapons beyond a pitiful thwack from her talisman, no offensive miracles of her own (she only teaches Wrath of the Gods, she doesn't use it), and she believes that she's still predominantly at fault for Vince and Nico's deaths, so she refuses to fight back when attacked by anyone at that point. Petrus has to fight a literally suicidal woman.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +3

      She would destroy him if she learned her own miracles

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому

      What is she, a pacifist?

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 роки тому +2

      @@duroorud527 I think Night Scout got it right saying she's suicidal.

  • @saintaldrichofthedeep3085
    @saintaldrichofthedeep3085 2 роки тому +15

    After watching this I'm surprised he wasn't hollow when we first meet him in firelink

    • @kuru-yami9416
      @kuru-yami9416 2 роки тому

      honestly i think he represents quitter players who simply never left the starting area

  • @Elfo_Scuro
    @Elfo_Scuro 2 роки тому +21

    Petrus for me has the Oblivion vibes, same type of dirt and obscure character.

  • @xaphan452
    @xaphan452 2 роки тому +36

    BATTLE REQUEST:
    King Vendrick (0-1 giant souls)
    Vs
    Fume Knight
    Velstat
    Mirror knight
    Throne watcher/defender
    Lets see how tough the king is.
    And if his knights fail you could always add the 5 dragonriders we meet throughout the game.

  • @BattleBro77
    @BattleBro77 2 роки тому +6

    My child's cancer was cured today, but this is a far greater gift.

  • @SunBro_Drysnuix
    @SunBro_Drysnuix 2 роки тому +12

    7:20 Praise The One Punch Shroom

  • @joelpaulo4027
    @joelpaulo4027 2 роки тому +12

    The child mushroom is the most intelligent npc lmao

  • @planetcheese
    @planetcheese 2 роки тому +30

    This is a better Christmas present than I could've possibly asked for. Thank you.

  • @geg_otmopo3
    @geg_otmopo3 2 роки тому +9

    6:26
    When you play Mortal Kombat with your friend and just spam a flying kick because he can't counter it

  • @jettisonantics
    @jettisonantics 2 роки тому +9

    Damn, I'm not a monster so I never attached Andre, that man had some serious moves

  • @bionic5057
    @bionic5057 2 роки тому +5

    The Mushroom Child running away and Petrus running after it... I don't know why, but that had me dying.

  • @HappinessTM
    @HappinessTM 2 роки тому +5

    3:26 "ez clap, I'm going back to the catacombs"
    ...
    3:33 "ah shit, wrong way"

  • @nobodycruise106
    @nobodycruise106 2 роки тому +6

    9:23 Mushroom Family Secret Technique:NIGERUNDAYO!!!

  • @asrieldreemurr874
    @asrieldreemurr874 2 роки тому +5

    10:00 “Don’t touch the child!”

  • @MF4F
    @MF4F 2 роки тому +7

    Petrus really got his halls decked this year.

  • @HalfToothReplica
    @HalfToothReplica 2 роки тому +25

    Can this man actually kill anything in the game ? Aside from the hollows in the undead asylum tutorial part.

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 2 роки тому +9

      Not sure about that, if you actually think about it regular hollows are among the most insidious mobs of Souls game even despite their lower stats

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 роки тому +11

      Those hollows are just watered down versions of the true hollow lads in paimted world, he would die to the strong ones quickly

    • @finnlewis6207
      @finnlewis6207 2 роки тому +1

      Probably a baby skeleton.

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 2 роки тому +8

      @@finnlewis6207 They have a tiny hitbox and can toxic you. Petrus would get destroyed if he was attacked by more than one of them.

    • @deadsparta6600
      @deadsparta6600 2 роки тому

      Reah

  • @wompastompa3692
    @wompastompa3692 2 роки тому +177

    If possible, could you do something like "Could the company of Thorolund actually make it to Tomb of the Giants?"

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 2 роки тому +59

      They don't have the programming to prioritize Necromancers, so they'd just be stuck in the first skeleton pit. Even if they happen to clear all the skeletons and agro on the Necromancer (somewhat unlikely) they'll have taken way too much damage to survive the next >15 skeletons/necromancers, plus bonewheels and giant skeletons.
      ...Oh, and they'd all definitely get dumped by Patches if they somehow made it that far.

    • @perrytran9504
      @perrytran9504 2 роки тому +32

      NPCs in DS1 can't use estus so they really suck compared to later games. Also if you saw how this trio did against Gwyn there's no way they'd be able to handle an army of skeletons.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 2 роки тому +9

      @@danghostman2814 Couldn't you delete the necromancers in advance, or alternatively force skeletons not to revive regardless of necromancers being present ?

    • @nightscout9979
      @nightscout9979 2 роки тому +11

      @@danghostman2814 They'd probably get their asses kicked, but then again, NPCs like Solaire might fail to get through whole areas that we know they're supposed to be capable of clearing out in the story.

    • @thulsa_doom
      @thulsa_doom 2 роки тому +3

      How did they bypass Pinwheel, though?

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 2 роки тому +8

    10 outta 10 video, has brought me much joy. Petrus is the spiteful kid who gets bullied by everyone and its hilarious here. Couldnt even beat the mushroom child. Weakest enemy in the game, gets most intense music and the victory sound effect when Petrus finally faces a more worthless specimen then himself. Loved it.

  • @deadmeat6863
    @deadmeat6863 2 роки тому +6

    10:06 Don't Toucha the Child

  • @docchicken245
    @docchicken245 2 роки тому +18

    I'd like to see more characters alone against the world

  • @marcellosilva9286
    @marcellosilva9286 2 роки тому

    This is one of the most satisfying videos I've ever watched on UA-cam, thank you so much.

  • @maxmeter24
    @maxmeter24 2 роки тому +3

    The balder knight parry had me dying

  • @BetterCallStan
    @BetterCallStan 2 роки тому +4

    Watching the Black Knight one shot Petrus was incredibly satisfying

  • @moodybastard170
    @moodybastard170 2 роки тому +5

    The painting guardian's moveset is badass

  • @TheSuicune7
    @TheSuicune7 10 місяців тому +1

    Andre flying-kicking Petrus out of his heal is what did it for me 😆

  • @DrunkedOwly
    @DrunkedOwly 2 роки тому +6

    Masterpiece of a video, specially the mushroom child fight, and the ending is just comedic value