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Why you wouldn't SURVIVE as a Samurai
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2024
- In an era where instant gratification is commonplace, imagine trading your touchscreen for a sword, your loungewear for armor, and your 9-to-5 schedule for an existence ruled by honor, discipline, and the impending threat of death. Oh you think you can handle it? You think you're tough because you braved a week of camping, or fought off a flu without medicine? Welcome to the brutal yet fascinating world of the Samurai, an existence so harsh and complex, chances are you wouldn't survive a single sunrise.
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There is a very simple reason why you wouldn't survive as a samurai.
Samurai *we're not supposed to survive* , they embued death. They meditated on it everyday, they welcomed it and always chased it. But that too, they fought.
You ain't supposed to survive as a human either.
@@RandomPerson28337 okay
Wow. So deep.
@@Old299dfkWhat you said was eloquently put. Most aren't gonna grasp the concept of that kind of mindset.
One day my brother looked at me and said " do you know what I'm thinking " and I said " that we would have made great Mongols" he said "absolutely but I'm thinking we should get something to eat "😂😂😂
That’s some real brother brother sh*t ❤❤❤❤🙂
Bless you two brotherly mothertruckers and dont forget to get something to eat
I will forever say something random when someone asks me,"do you know what im thinking" hahah
@YouAwakeYet lol all we did was talk about how we were made to raid and pillage things and be in a hoard on our way to taco bell.
Lol
If you were born in that Era, you'll survive.
If a samurai born in this Era, he'll survive.
The point is, man always overcome whatever change happen.
change 'you' to 'sigma you'
Everything I need to know about how to survive as a samurai I learned from the animated cartoon character Samurai Jack's comical adventures with a crazy Scotsman. 😜 Lol
How would you survive?
“Jump good!”
Was a good show
An awesome show...so you die at your first day as a samurai.🤔😂😂😂
@@sasalukic8745 I didn't die because an animated crazy Scotsman rescued me just in time. 😜 Lol
none of you would survive.
It’s amazing to hear the actual radio broadcast of the surrender gives me chills
I agree
Damn man, I have to go to Japan at least one's in my lifetime
There's a really good song by Sabaton which tells the history of this ancient culture dying out. It's called Shiroyama. On The Last Stand album. They only sing about accurate history.
Lotta good songs from Sabaton. Truly epic band
Now, here we go. None of that AI stuff, Kevin with his wit, & a 20min vid. This is how Nutty History should be.
I liked this video because it recognized the awesomeness of the Yakuza game franchise
What???! You talking about Samarai and Ronin and you didn't talk about Miyamoto Musashi😱
Certainly I won't survive being a samurai. But.. and thats why..
I am a NINJA
I cant get over how your production quality just keeps on improving. Great video as always! 🎉
Just came back to your channel after forgetting about it for a while. Damn you really upped the quality of delivery and animation
There's a difference between seppuku and harakiri. Harakiri is a serimoniol suicide that you do to attone for a serious mistake or offense and it is done in front of your dimyo. seppuku is done usually in battle to avoid capture or humiliation but there is many differences between them
Lol 😂. Study Japanese more weebo! To different readings of same characters like michi/do. How old are you?
@@freedombsd2539hari-kari refers only to the act of disembowelment it would only be assigned as punishment towards acts too heinous for seppuku look it up
@@tristinstotts2113 😆
@tristinstotts2113 no offense son, but how old are you? also please tell me you're not sansei or northeast asian
@@freedombsd2539 😂 old enough sonny
The amount of different pronunciations for Nobunaga is hilarious.
How many for bukkake?
Nobunooga 😂
As a practitioner of martial arts,Japanese arts.The best thing you could do in a fight against a samurai is drop the sword immediately and do a whole lot of bowing.
Nek minnit, no head 😂
Yeah nah that's just surrendering
That’s fucking funny. I live in japan and know exactly what you mean.
The best thing to do in a fight against Samurai is have a M4. Samurai would be toast against M4 30ft every time...lol And I have done martial arts over 30 yrs and love them.. I just saying be real ... Love the Video Brother
@@Feather1401wait till miyamoto musashi gets one
This channel is great
So in other words... they were the cool kids!! 😂
This one was really good! Keep up the great work.. This one was really good! Keep up the great work..
Himura Kenshin will forever be a more known Rurouni than Samurai Jack will ever be in my heart
It's funny how he doesn't mention the Ainu not even once even though they had a really big part in the founding of the Yakuza
Same with the Vikings, to die in battle was the ultimate way to die and reach Valhalla.
Great post. But you didn't mention William Adams an English Sailor who came to Japan in the 1600s and became Miura Anjin a samurai and advisor to Tokugawa ieyasu.
His story was depicted loosely in the miniseries Shogun back in the 1980s. There are books written about him such as the First Englishman in Japan by PG Rogers and Anjin the life and times of samurai William Adams as seen through Japanese eyes by Hiromi Roger's. Still an interesting video.
I'd rather learn about the first black samurai yasuke
Or both
yes he did lol
12:27
@@chrisboyer4348 good for you…
I would rather die as a samurai than live as a peasant
I now know why Nobunaga in Hunter x Hunter is a sword wielding Japanese robe wearing Phantom troupe member.
"Actually I would be a great Samurai."
great games, great movies references. so enjoyable to watch
I have a tattoo of the tri-force symbol and now i learned that it is also the Hojo family crest lol
Lol, don't feel too bad, man. I ended up getting more than one Japanese kanji character tattooed on my upper left arm when I was much younger. I admit that I forget exactly what it was meant to say, but apparently it literally translates to: "I Bent to this Tree."
Okay, then.
thanks for sharing history.. i like bushido stories
just subscribe ❤️❤️❤️
This one was really good! Keep up the great work.
I'm well aware I'd NEVER survive as a samurai. I just came to check why
Yeah sure but based on that im 6’2 220 lbs and athletic in a time period where the avrage samurai were probably 5’5 i would literelly be the mountain from game of thrones so i like my chances
the bigger the man the bigger a target. good luck dodging the arrows and musket balls 😂
Yo ayo, as a gamer - I peeped that Yakuza series shoutout
If some 5'6 155lbs Asian dude could survive. I'll take my chances 😂😂😂
I definitely wouldn’t survive without my fix of Nutty History!
You wouldn't survive if you didn't swallow semen at least once a day like you've been doing for years
I would if I was born into it...but if I had a time machine and went back to Feudal Japan I would pretty much be fucked and so would anyone else from the 21st century
That made the trip.....first of all none of us speak Japanese....well most of here in the states anyhow...
That's true in any feudal society. If your young enough you could possibly make it.
I rather live as a samurai back then even tho it was that dark❤i think my past life was a samurai thats why i love them so much like brothers
Same. Brother in one of our past Incarnations we were definitely honorable samurai warriors. What I would give to go back to thos times as well. Honestly feel that's where I belong more than this modern age.
@@AssassinNero999you play to many videogames and watch to many animations
@@Lilmexicansamurai lmaoo 🤣 I'm just fond of swordsmanship. To each is own though.
If nobunaga and yasuke were trapped in a burning building that nobunaga couldn't escape how the hell did they think yasuke would escape after beheading him
I would like to learn about how the British special forces got formed
Fun fact: the founder of Mitsubishi sold his family's Samurai lordship to settle debts and start his trading company.
That’s such a gross mis interpretation.
He settle his debt by selling off his family samurai lordship .
But no starting capital to start Mitsubishi.
Mitsubishi come much latter . And a combination of Yamauchi and Iwasaki ( so called the founder of Mitsubishi)
@@sofjanmustopoh7232 alright well I didn't have all the facts straight, but in the same spirit. How long is the gap between them selling the lordship and starting the company?
@@ducktheseraph the great grand father sold off the lordship after the Great Tenmei Famine due to debt accrued . Samurai family has to keep up appearance and get tribute from farmer but samurai CANNOT be a merchant or make money during that time .
It would be unbecoming conduct of a samurai. Around 1790 the great grand father sold off the lordship to settle the debt .
1870 is when the predecessor of Mitsubishi was formed by Iwasaki Yatarō . He was working under Yamauchi ( samurai family ) clan .
It is the Yamauchi capital joined with Iwasaki small capital and extreme hardworking that bring Mitsubishi to be one of the 4 big Zaibatsu .
Zaibatsu = Chaebol ( Korea , like Hyundai , LG , etc )
@sofjanmustopoh7232 thanks, this was insightful.
Cannot believe samurai existed up until 100yrs ago.
You don't know WHAT THE FUCK I COULD HAVE DONE.
YES I DO SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!
why are we shouting tho?
Did you forget to take your Adderall today?
I wonder how many samurai became some sort of ninja or did similar work. They had the fighting skills, and maybe could learn spying etc.
One effect of peace was to produce the crazy Kabukimono "samurai " who turned their backs on traditional codes and dress a type of gangster that gave rise to the yakuza
"The Way of the Samurai is found in death. When it comes to either/or, there is only the quick choice of death. It is not particularly difficult. Be determined and advance. To say that dying without reaching one’s aim is to die a dog’s death is the frivolous way of sophisticates. When pressed with the choice of life or death, it is not necessary to gain one’s aim.
We all want to live. And in large part we make our logic according to what we like. But not having attained our aim and continuing to live is cowardice. This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one’s aim is a dog’s death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this."
-Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai, by Yamamoto Tsunetomo
Considering the fact that samurai reflect on death every morning and night, wouldn’t surprise me if the life expectancy was short.
As long I had access to air conditioning during the hot summer months, I'd have no problem being samurai...
Perhaps the biggest way Samurai would survive was through their access to reindeer and Amanita Muscaria
You had me at sudoku
Live by the sword, die by the sword!
They died by bullets and mortars silly people bringing swords to a gun fight
Maaaan, you don’t know me!
Great video❤
Warrior is a show, not a movie. Has Storm Shadow the lead and Sub-Zero as his potential brother in law.
I am the son of Afro Samurai 🧖🏿♂️⚔️🧧🎎
Idk i think i would be different. I just got that dawg in me man fr
Me 2
To me they were just pretentious bullies, but so was every other "glorious" group in history
If u want to survive u dont want to be samurai ,u want to die well even by your own hand , "tis better to die a 1000 times in service to my lord in my prime than at 1000 surrounded by friends and family"
You know what??? Fuck that...a samurai wouldn't survive as me
there was actually alot of strict legal and bureaucratic red tape in the event of a samurai cutting down a civilian so it was very much avoidand rarely happened and there's no evidence that Yasuke was a warrior he was basiclly Nobunaga's caddie, you can still be apart of the "warrior class"without doing any fighting Nobunaga was psychopath and had a sick sense of humour.
Warrior during that time was a great honor. Plus having balls big as church bells didn’t hurt!
"In an era where instant gratification is commonplace, imagine trading your touchscreen for a sword, your loungewear for armor, and your 9-to-5 schedule for an existence ruled by honor, discipline, and the impending threat of death" where tf do I sign up 😆
Ong
I really lost my ability to follow the many reasons these guys could kill themselves.
Even as a Fin it bothers me something immensly how he pronounces japanese words.
Damn man, way to shatter my dreams bruh! 😂
Can't even survive in modern day japan as a citizen
whats so bad about japan? just don't give a fuck about others opinions and enjoy the safety and confort, they should legalize cannabis to unwind a bit while keeping the discipline intact.
Why not?
Is That Tony Scott doing the voice over??
Man...I want some of them dope gummies to get lit all day!
I'm happy samurai Jack got a shout out 😭
The TV series "The Warrior" you have mentioned has nothing to do with Japan or Yakuza. They take place in America, and they are about Chinese Triad Mafia Gangs! Otherwise - Good Job Sir :)
You don't know me, son!
Yasuke is so cool
Idk I got a feelin that I would be the best samurai if I was there
Nobody survives, nobody gets out alive.
After reading the title I expected the video to be much longer
They wore protection around the thigh area because of the arteries
I literally only clicked the thumbnail because it looks like Bobby Lee is fighting Bobby Lee
Hello
From where I can download the intro place holder.
From 33:50 seconds
Plz reply
Clever take on the title of the video.
This guy is talking all this knowledge but doesn't know that samurai isn't plural, it's always just samurai.
The way of the warrior....yes you're right you civilians would not survive...
Why you wouldn't survive:
1. Culture of killing self from shame
2. Armor made of wood
3. Fragile swords
Most of the Yakuza where associated with the ainu people because they where seen as lower class barbarians by the japanese and the ainu wore tattu which gave the Yakuza there iconic look and thus associating tattu with criminal activity
They are also the prototype that became the samurai class. Horse Archers.
As a samurai you would want to die eventually, so it doesn't really matter, you just battle till the end
Because i cant fight w a sword /thread
Samurai are warriors, and you my friend are simply not this.
First comment, last samurai
😂
That was a movie not real life
Pronunciation is off in a number of places
I would.
Yes.
You would not.
Ghost Dog brought me here.
Another video full of misconceptions (and images of Chinese warriors and bad pronunciations of the Japanese terms, but I'll give those a pass).
1) Death for death's sake was not glorified and was not perceived as beautiful as this video claims. Dying for a great cause, dying while serving your lord, people and country with the greatest diligence and bravery - that specific type of death was considered beautiful.
2) Only ronin (masterless samurai) looked for trouble, wore outlandish clothing and deliberately terrified common folk. They were a minority and those who became criminals were considered as such by the bakufu (shogunate), e.g. the samurai government. Gang wars and killing commoners were severely punishable crimes. These ronin were hated and despised by the huge majority of regular samurai.
3) The information about samurai women is true but while focusing on the hardships, it misses an important point - that these women were very proud to be of the samurai class.
4) All Sengoku warlords used ashigaru infantry, not only Nobunaga.
5) There is no proof Yasuke was with Nobunaga inside the burning Honnoji and that Nobunaga asked precisely him to cut off his head.
6) Seppuku and harakiri have the exact same meaning, but the word harakiri was not used much in Japan, it was slang. Westerners popularized it. Seppuku is the official term. And samurai were not above the law - samurai who had commited a crime punishable by death were given the option to commit seppuku to preserve their honour and not bring shame to their families. Samurai criminal who did not want to commit seppuku, however, were just beheaded like common criminals.
7) All armours from all regions and historical periods have weak points. That didn't make them a liability during hand-to-hand combat. And all armours everywhere were weak to blunt force weapons like maces and war hammers. A samurai knew very well where his armour had gaps and weak points and would expect attacks there. Also, managing to bypass a samurai's defense and slash or thrust in those gaps between the armour was not easy at all. Maybe it wasn't your intention, but you made it sound as if not wearing any armour would've been better than wearing one.
8) Samurai didn't revolt because foreign trade was allowed. They revolted because the treaties were unfair and discriminatory and the shogunate was weak and allowed that to happen. And I think you mixed up the Boshin war and the Satsuma rebellion a bit.
Please consider reading serious authors on samurai history and culture like Alexander Bennett, Thomas Conlan, and Karl Friday.
To be fair we wouldn't survive even as a human seeing how we all die regardless.
i would.. YOU though YOU WOULDNT
Playing Ghost of Tsushima rn
This was timed perfectly lol.
I hope I die in an epic swordfight 😎
Not all samurai where soldiers I could probably survive as a book keeper
Never back down ,never what?
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The opposite is also true here. The Samurai Class from feudal Japan wouldn't last ten minutes here in the U.S. what, with just about everyone owning guns! No sooner than one of them took a head over some perceived slight, imagined or not, they would be shot in theirs! They went through exactly that during the post Edo period against Japanese troops with firearms in the late nineteenth century. I mean let's be fair about this. If we have to try and exist in their world where they have mastery with their weaponry and we don't, then let's posit them trying to negotiate our world, too. They would not do well here at all. The same goes for just about any warrior class from any other times throughout history, even ones with more primitive firearms. 😉😎
Probably rare for a a good samurai to die of old age during the warring states period.