troy’s horrific item box luck in this video summarized: NMEADE RACEWAY: 1:54 - item box stolen by another player 2:03 - no chain 2:10 - got the item box, immediately shocked out of him 3:21 - bumped by donkey kong, forced to stop in order to get item box 3:31 - no chain after pulling triple mushrooms in 10th 3:49 - misses last item box by an inch DELF-RNG SQUARE: 4:27 - item box stolen by another player 5:18 - NMeade tells troy “i hope you get the worst RNG of all time in the item boxes now.” troy immediately pulls a bomb, can’t do shortcut. 5:40 - bumped by mario into a wall, misses every item box 5:59 - pulls golden mushroom in 10th, gets shocked out of him within 5 seconds. no amount of optimism will help here DESPERATE HILLS: 7:44 - 7th place item box stolen, does shortcut, takes lead without any items 7:50 - chose the 1 out of 4 item boxes that led him directly into a poki as soon as his star runs out 7:53 - pulls 2 straight FIBs in 1st, inevitably gets redded 8:18 - pulls banana, blueberry pie, and red shell in 4th, can’t do shortcut 9:07 - pulls triple mushrooms in 8th, gets target shocked right before the shortcut, fails shortcut NMEADE64 BULLET BILL’S CASTLE: 10:25 - item box stolen by another player 10:49 - bumped by king boo, item box stolen, but thankfully another one appears anyways 10:53 - pulls star in 10th, immediately gets target shocked off the bridge. missed BAM SHOCK DODGE opportunity 11:38 - does shortcut which gets him to 2nd with a bullet bill, but NMeade’s curse is so strong that it causes the bullet to go backwards to 9th, then troy is immediately bumped off the bridge. you can’t make this up 12:19 - no chain 12:43 - barely hits the item box, but troy immediately hits the lava pillar and falls off 13:08 - pulls triple mushrooms in 9th, but he immediately hits a random ground green shell and gets shocked again. yet another missed BAM SHOCK DODGE opportunity NO ITEM BOX GARDENS: 14:22 - no item boxes available, has to stop and wait for 3 seconds to get one 16:12 - immediately shocked after getting an item box on lap 3, everyone else close behind him gets items 16:25 - bumped by yoshi, item box stolen by yoshi 16:29 - king boo uses bullet bill, one item box is stolen by mario. troy stops to get the second item box, but king boo bullets the chain chomp which causes it to go up in the air, also causing the item box trailing it to perfectly bounce right over troy’s head. wow. 16:37 - hey, at least troy got this ite- LOL nevermind, he got bombed. maybe he can still recover? 16:42 - this is where not having a power item hurts the most. while mushrooming through the shortcut, troy gets starred in no man’s land, ending his race TWaluigiD98 STADIUM: 17:38 (aye) - troy knows for sure he’s not getting the item box, doesn’t even try to get it 18:20 - successfully chains, but hits the front of the finish line sign, comes to dead stop 18:57 - at least this time he was bumped by another lightweight, right? 19:32 - mega mushroom runs out, troy gets a face full of steel railing while in 2nd 19:43 - misses two item boxes in a row, finishes just behind 2nd place YOSHI FAILS: 20:42 - pulls single banana in 3rd 21:13 - troy still managed to get to first because of his elite karting skills, but the MK gods still have a bone to pick with him. pow/blueberry pie at the start of lap 3 on a short track. ladies and gentlemen, this is called foreshadowing BLUEBERRY PIE VALLEY 2: 22:01 - LMAO instant karma 22:11 - troy doesn’t even want the item box anymore 22:37 - pow forces him to use star, misses chain because of that 22:54 - hey troy, here’s that red shell in 2nd that you wanted. SIKE, YOU’RE GETTING A BIG OL’ BLUEBERRY PIE ON LAP 3 ON A SHORT TRACK YET AGAIN!!! 23:05 - TWSalt98 23:14 - do i even need to say it? i’m sure you can guess what happened. item box stolen by another player, troy misses the chain. what a fitting end to one of the best (or worst if you’re troy) FlounderFest episodes ever i’ve never seen someone get mario kart’d so hard in an entire session. what could have troy possibly done to enrage the MK gods? and i didn’t even include everything else that went wrong for troy, just the horrific item box luck.
Back in my MKW days this was like a common thing for me lol. Shocks before shortcuts, constant useless items, blue'd the moment i get in first, ridiculously specific things happening. Luckily in MK8 the opposite is true for me. Guess the MK gods want me there :P
Troy you were raging hard like chiz plays in this video man. Havent heard you rage so much since wii wheel flounderfest lol. Funniest flounderfest video in forever
I was gonna say "meh, that's just Mario Kart Wii for ya, sometimes you get unlucky" but then 11:38 happened and now I'm convinced Troy angered some sort of vengeful spirit and is now cursed
I had one of those really loud and involuntary "HA"s at that. What even are the chances that happens? That's got to be one of the most astronomically unlucky things I've ever seen in this game, and somehow it was just another blip on the radar in this video.
That was epically funny lmaooooo The last video was disastrous and so unlucky and then this video was devastating. I think I watched the most unlucky flounderfest you ever had wow
That is actually the unluckiest stretch of 8 Mario Kart races I have ever seen in my life. While Mario Kart does involve skill, it also requires a lot of luck, and Troy had absolutely none today. I liked seeing Nick keep it close on the Flounder Counter, but darn, this was just painful to watch😢
Fun fact, this is the earliest and only win by race 5 in Flounderfest history to date Edit: This is also the largest point difference in a win in Flounderfest history
There were no BAM shock dodges this video. Shock dodge dry streak: 1 However, there was one Rick roll dodge at 3:10. I have to say, as a kart main, I am thoroughly disappointed.
Dont worry guys Troy is dumping all his bad luck into one event so the rest of the season he has the best luck This is all part of the TWD98 masterplan
Troy I have very good news 24 players and knockout tournament is finally fully released, oh i'm so excited, i'm gonna have so much fun with this custom game mode, also i'll try using it on item rain and 200cc to see how challenging it is, you and Nick and Mayro may have to play 24 players knockout tournaments in friend rooms, when you guys get a chance, and will enjoy yourselves for the competition.
This has to be the most hilariously unlucky Mario Kart video ever
troy’s horrific item box luck in this video summarized:
NMEADE RACEWAY:
1:54 - item box stolen by another player
2:03 - no chain
2:10 - got the item box, immediately shocked out of him
3:21 - bumped by donkey kong, forced to stop in order to get item box
3:31 - no chain after pulling triple mushrooms in 10th
3:49 - misses last item box by an inch
DELF-RNG SQUARE:
4:27 - item box stolen by another player
5:18 - NMeade tells troy “i hope you get the worst RNG of all time in the item boxes now.” troy immediately pulls a bomb, can’t do shortcut.
5:40 - bumped by mario into a wall, misses every item box
5:59 - pulls golden mushroom in 10th, gets shocked out of him within 5 seconds. no amount of optimism will help here
DESPERATE HILLS:
7:44 - 7th place item box stolen, does shortcut, takes lead without any items
7:50 - chose the 1 out of 4 item boxes that led him directly into a poki as soon as his star runs out
7:53 - pulls 2 straight FIBs in 1st, inevitably gets redded
8:18 - pulls banana, blueberry pie, and red shell in 4th, can’t do shortcut
9:07 - pulls triple mushrooms in 8th, gets target shocked right before the shortcut, fails shortcut
NMEADE64 BULLET BILL’S CASTLE:
10:25 - item box stolen by another player
10:49 - bumped by king boo, item box stolen, but thankfully another one appears anyways
10:53 - pulls star in 10th, immediately gets target shocked off the bridge. missed BAM SHOCK DODGE opportunity
11:38 - does shortcut which gets him to 2nd with a bullet bill, but NMeade’s curse is so strong that it causes the bullet to go backwards to 9th, then troy is immediately bumped off the bridge. you can’t make this up
12:19 - no chain
12:43 - barely hits the item box, but troy immediately hits the lava pillar and falls off
13:08 - pulls triple mushrooms in 9th, but he immediately hits a random ground green shell and gets shocked again. yet another missed BAM SHOCK DODGE opportunity
NO ITEM BOX GARDENS:
14:22 - no item boxes available, has to stop and wait for 3 seconds to get one
16:12 - immediately shocked after getting an item box on lap 3, everyone else close behind him gets items
16:25 - bumped by yoshi, item box stolen by yoshi
16:29 - king boo uses bullet bill, one item box is stolen by mario. troy stops to get the second item box, but king boo bullets the chain chomp which causes it to go up in the air, also causing the item box trailing it to perfectly bounce right over troy’s head. wow.
16:37 - hey, at least troy got this ite- LOL nevermind, he got bombed. maybe he can still recover?
16:42 - this is where not having a power item hurts the most. while mushrooming through the shortcut, troy gets starred in no man’s land, ending his race
TWaluigiD98 STADIUM:
17:38 (aye) - troy knows for sure he’s not getting the item box, doesn’t even try to get it
18:20 - successfully chains, but hits the front of the finish line sign, comes to dead stop
18:57 - at least this time he was bumped by another lightweight, right?
19:32 - mega mushroom runs out, troy gets a face full of steel railing while in 2nd
19:43 - misses two item boxes in a row, finishes just behind 2nd place
YOSHI FAILS:
20:42 - pulls single banana in 3rd
21:13 - troy still managed to get to first because of his elite karting skills, but the MK gods still have a bone to pick with him. pow/blueberry pie at the start of lap 3 on a short track. ladies and gentlemen, this is called foreshadowing
BLUEBERRY PIE VALLEY 2:
22:01 - LMAO instant karma
22:11 - troy doesn’t even want the item box anymore
22:37 - pow forces him to use star, misses chain because of that
22:54 - hey troy, here’s that red shell in 2nd that you wanted. SIKE, YOU’RE GETTING A BIG OL’ BLUEBERRY PIE ON LAP 3 ON A SHORT TRACK YET AGAIN!!!
23:05 - TWSalt98
23:14 - do i even need to say it? i’m sure you can guess what happened. item box stolen by another player, troy misses the chain. what a fitting end to one of the best (or worst if you’re troy) FlounderFest episodes ever
i’ve never seen someone get mario kart’d so hard in an entire session. what could have troy possibly done to enrage the MK gods? and i didn’t even include everything else that went wrong for troy, just the horrific item box luck.
just amazing to watch
Thank you for making this
this deserved way more likes this was amazing
Bro this comment is legendary, your track names are hilarious
God tier quality comment... Just incredible
@@RaphaelStar7 the bowser castle ones were the worst 😭
Raceway really did set the tone for the entire event, huh?
You might say it really... 'raced-away his chances of victory!
Its all good, Troy is just dumping all of his bad luck into one event
Therefor, the next events he will have the BEST luck. What a fantastic SECRET strategy
Duhh
Not how probability works
For Troy it will work trust me
@@basedbritannian9916 Joke
*LITERALLY HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE SUCH CONSTANT INSANE BAD LUCK I'M ACTUALLY PISSED*
It's okay, that's been Nick for most of Race to 9999 and this series.
you should see me playing ww
It's only funny because of how often this usually happens to nmeade.
Should've went Baby Booster.
Back in my MKW days this was like a common thing for me lol. Shocks before shortcuts, constant useless items, blue'd the moment i get in first, ridiculously specific things happening. Luckily in MK8 the opposite is true for me. Guess the MK gods want me there :P
I feel like we swapped skill levels for this room lmfao
Hey mayro
Big salamander
sup cuh
@Dan Shoe she is
hello verified person.
“I’m trying to be optimistic.”
Half a second later: “NOOO!!!”
Troy you were raging hard like chiz plays in this video man. Havent heard you rage so much since wii wheel flounderfest lol. Funniest flounderfest video in forever
Gotta refil the salt shaker after this one. It happens, lol!
shit it is dababy from twilight zelda
I’m manifesting a 6-6, epic 13th episode finale showdown.😁
a
danfart I’ve seen you before but definitely not on a Troy video
@@samueldamuel1689 me too texting random Numbers
wai danfart likes mk??
I see your texting videos all the time and had no idea you were a fan of mkw and troy
Mk Wii Goat Troy floundering all video, expert flounderer nmeade beasting: perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I don’t know why but I think I see your comments pretty often
I was gonna say "meh, that's just Mario Kart Wii for ya, sometimes you get unlucky" but then 11:38 happened and now I'm convinced Troy angered some sort of vengeful spirit and is now cursed
As much as I enjoy watching you succeed and dominate everyone, this was just so entertaining. You got mario karted almost every game...
The sequence starting at 22:53 sums up this video perfectly. Salt shaker!
I love how you guys were bantering about Troy's crazy luck at the start and then this happens.
Troy at 22:03 : I'm gonna go for that box and you're not gonna to be able to get it
MkWii gods: He was wrong ➡️completely made up➡️ it was fiction.
Proceeds to burn out
I like how the box had enough time to respawn yet Troy actively decided to not go for it.
Troy: "You can manipulate luck in MK." MK Gods: "Quick! He's onto us!"
11:41 funniest bullet bill ever man. I was dying so bad. Lolololol. 💀💀💀💀💀
"nah we going the right way"
This was probably your most unlucky video yet
Hey it's that smash boy
This is a certified hood classic
thanks shrek!
Thank you, Shrek
Yes indeed
Have a good one, Shrek
Thanks, Shrek
6:33 Here ladies and gents we have Troy’s weekly war cry
Some phenomenal ideas for episodes this season, keep up the great work!
Troy: *makes the shortcut* YES!!
Bullet Bill: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
16:30 unbelievable sequence, the box literally jumped above Troy i'm still laughing everytime I see it 😂
Love to see the return of the Troy salt shaker 🙃. The luck of you two this GP was nuts!
2:38 here's troy about to eat his own words. Cool episode it was a close fight
13:45 Yeah lmaooo but with N64 Bowsers Castle hahahah
3:38 hearing NMEADE say "oh god Rick Astley.. NYEAAAH" is so funny to me
The item box jumping over him was the final nail in the coffin for me
It was 16:30 when I started laughing uncontrollably
That's when I was convinced there was an entity out there playing tricks on Troy
game really doesnt want him having item boxes..
I had one of those really loud and involuntary "HA"s at that. What even are the chances that happens? That's got to be one of the most astronomically unlucky things I've ever seen in this game, and somehow it was just another blip on the radar in this video.
To be fair, Troy let the bad luck affect his driving and that's also responsible for some of his placements
this episode you werent just a flounder, you were an entire school of fish
5:19 Nick curses Troy this flounderfest event 💀💀
he really did make it mathematically impossible by race 5
That chain chomp item box getting launched in the air was definitely the highlight! lol
1:17
Top 10 images taken moments before disaster
Alternate title: Troy gets Mario Karted for 25 minutes and 24 seconds
Nick groaning out Rick Astley has to be my favorite part
I'll give a reminder of the idea of using ArcIntel's rebalance mod for an FF episode :D
I second this. Dude put in some serious work for that mod
What's FF
@@nebulagod FlounderFest
Oh I was thinking final fantasy
What's the rebalance mod do?
Okay, that's a stupid question.
How does it change stuff?
This was the funniest mario kart vid ever. Troy you were so unlucky. That Bullet Bill had me rolling
This video should show you how incredibly frustrating this game can be.
This episode was pure comedy for troy Lmao, Loved it
That desert hills race 😭😭😭
Nah the N64 Bowers castle one was even worse😭😭😭
If this was someone's first experience of playing mariokart then they would never play again
Ah yes, the return of the TWD Salt Shaker. Ya love to see it.
I'm surprised it took that long for Salt Shaker Troy to come out...
Closest ff yet!
Troy 100% chose the two shortest tracks in the game because he wanted it to end HAHAHA
9:32 Can we talk about that Donkey Kong respawn? Wow that surely sucked
Lmao he got screwed so hard
It blows my mind how Nick was literally a god this episode
Troy finally feels how Nick feels with his floundering luck
Thank god he kept the salt shaker troy clip from like 3 years ago. For real though, i feel really bad for troy's luck this vid
This one felt like the epitome of the "Flounder" in Flounder Fest for Troy, literally everything went so wrong like almost every single race omg
Oof, Murphy's law took full effect on Troy. Wish you luck in the next races of Founder Fest!
I’d love to see Troy time trialing Nintendo Tracks on UA-cam again like now nick does the tt endurance videos
True but he does do time trial videos. Troy vs custom track
true but I meant more nintendos
I’ve made it a bit more clear now
He should try to beat a Nintendo Expert Staff Ghost
Nick is my favorite, every time he does that “YEAH” it cracks me up
Well Troy, you did say Raceway would dictate the rest of the session
Mario karted to the max 😭😭
So much patience 😭😭
Why is watching this entire video just.... endlessly pissing me off? 😂
Funniest and painful moments:
1:49
2:10 ("I'm known for dodging the shock" but gets shocked)
2:55 - 3:05
3:21
3:44
5:22
5:40 - 5:48
6:02 ("I'm tryna stay optimistic - NOOOO")
6:30
7:44
7:51
8:31
8:45
9:11
9:37
10:27
10:36
10:55
11:39 - 11:46
12:29
12:43
13:11 - 3:14
13:34
14:20
16:02 ("goodluck")
16:26 - 16:34 (item box miss, my fav)
16:40
16:43
18:06
18:20 (tiny, but was funny)
18:44 (how'd he not get hit by the triple bananas?)
18:54
19:34
20:52 (was just funny)
21:15
22:03
22:55 (best way to finish the most unlucky GP)
11:42 This was funny. 15:28 Nick sounds like a south park character.
I love how the episode started talking about Troy's luck
Then the video got going...
This challenge looks like torture, since inside drift is so nice for making blind turns because it is easy to maneuver around unexpected obstacles
11:36 LMAO that’s the best bad luck I’ve seen
Ah, yes. The return of the TWD Salt Shaker. An ancient relic from a bygone age come to light once again.
LESSSSS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! The TWD98 salt shaker makes an appearance.
Troy getting Nick's luck this week 😂
Speaking a 1/3 Bowser Castle 11th place into existence. Nice one Troy
I'm pretty sure the entire room just coalized against Troy at this point
Like, how many times did you not get a box because someone hit a chain chomp?
The unluckiest FF episode for Troy, by far
I kept rewinding "BULLET ARE YOU SERIOUS"
I’ve never seen Troy get this screwed over! The unfortunate events that took place. At least it was entertaining
Dude, I can relate. This kind of stuff is what happens whenever I play any kart racing game in general.
This is *another* certified _BACKWARDS_ hood classic!
That was epically funny lmaooooo
The last video was disastrous and so unlucky and then this video was devastating. I think I watched the most unlucky flounderfest you ever had wow
"Collusion! The Pokey, collusion!"
Banger vid, Troy.
Once these tracks are more polished, would love to see a speedrun of all 32.
That is actually the unluckiest stretch of 8 Mario Kart races I have ever seen in my life. While Mario Kart does involve skill, it also requires a lot of luck, and Troy had absolutely none today. I liked seeing Nick keep it close on the Flounder Counter, but darn, this was just painful to watch😢
9:11 was that a Coldstone Creamery reference 😂
The mario kart wii gods said “Troy we despise you.”
Fun fact, this is the earliest and only win by race 5 in Flounderfest history to date
Edit: This is also the largest point difference in a win in Flounderfest history
There were no BAM shock dodges this video. Shock dodge dry streak: 1
However, there was one Rick roll dodge at 3:10.
I have to say, as a kart main, I am thoroughly disappointed.
Backward Tracks KO tournaments would be so interesting to watch
This was insane! Ending September of FlounderFest is 😱!
Dont worry guys Troy is dumping all his bad luck into one event so the rest of the season he has the best luck
This is all part of the TWD98 masterplan
this is the best episode of flounderfest ever
"You can't make this up"
19:18 hold my cit
Troy's luck for the rest of the year must be very good to balance this.
I LOST IT when the item box jumped over troy in peach gardens LMFAO poor troy
Omg it just hit me how much nic always wins raceway, he really is the raceway king huh
This is a certified *bruh moment*
Troy, what you experienced is exactly my luck... Exept that it is every day for me... I play this game today, 3 TC in 2 laps...
Good to see Troy bringing back item scrubbing
starting with raceway and bragging about your good luck in front of the raceway king cursed you for this episode
This was pure nmeade episode with a random cameo of troy
And this is why it's great to watch both perspectives
This was the most heart-breaking episode ever 😅🤣
Just had wisdomteeth removal today. This is going to make my time much better. Thank you guys!
We've all had those races Troy, maybe not 8 times in a row, but still 😂
13:33 Rick Astley: Never gonna make you cry~
Also Rick Astley: *Makes Troy Cry* 🤣
Troy I have very good news 24 players and knockout tournament is finally fully released, oh i'm so excited, i'm gonna have so much fun with this custom game mode, also i'll try using it on item rain and 200cc to see how challenging it is, you and Nick and Mayro may have to play 24 players knockout tournaments in friend rooms, when you guys get a chance, and will enjoy yourselves for the competition.
There were no BAM! Shock Dodges this video.
Shock Dodge drystreak: 1
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F in the chat for Troy. Nice to see you again, TWD Salt Shaker.
the foundering is real in this one 😂😂😂