Classic Trade Federation Lines - Star Wars: Episode 1 (HD)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Here are some of the best lines delivered by the trade federation jabronis
This is updated in HD with captions burned in so you can screenshot the video and use it for memes or whatever.
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"Is do*..*ot liiga*..*al!?"
😠🧐😠🧐👍❤️ - 😎🤴😎🤴👍❤️
General Kenobi!
@Mad Philosopher that dwells in the halls of madness I will make it legal
The East India Trading Company
Commandant: sir what is it your command?!
Beckett: its just good business!
Commandant:A-Abondonned ship!
@@mynameiserlin9664 ABANDON SHIP!!
It's nothing personal, Amidala. It's just good business.
@@mynameiserlin9664 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
In Italian version they have Russian accent.
These guys are such sniveling, whiny cowards. I love them.
DionysusAlS why do they sound Asian lol
Jmilljr in German they have french accents hehe
ViolentScorl I can hear that lol
Rodzilla so jar jar smokes that dro?
@Rodzilla, "are you brain dead???"
So many memes in one video.
Unlike the new movies :P Totally forgettable dialogue. Lucas was the original Lord of the Memes!
Ratio Tile, may the Wish Power be together with you!
@@amaxamon Bro I can't actually remember any lines from the sequels
@@chrise76776 Me neither.
*This is impossible*
Rune Haako is one of my favorite side characters. You can tell he's probably been in the business longer than Viceroy Gunray, judging by his better understanding of the threat of the Jedi.
"Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?"
"That won't be enough, sir..."
"We will not survive this..."
"You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi?"
Rune Haako seems like a generally good bloke who is trying to minimize damages in a situation that has gotten out of hand.
Some of the books go into this, he's basically Gunray's legal advisor and does indeed try to get him out of deep shit. Probably the most lucid of the Separatist dudes.
He honestly should have been head of the Trade Federation. Nute just muddled everything for them.
The best side character in the entire saga is objectively either Mars Guo or Bib Fortuna
Ironically, Nute Gunray had met these very same two Jedi before, but they were not on opposing sides that time.
2:37 - “Tak him awuay…”
The line that always stuck with me. 🤣
Wercum to shitty wok
What kind of accent is this?! XD
The hand wave too
@@Osio1000_5 according to Lucas when he was looking for accents for the Nemoidians he like the Thai accent because it has no nasal sounds and that fit with the Nemoidians because they dont have noses
“DoO u ThInK shE Suz PEc aN A TaCk?”
Idonno!
Emppu T. But we must move quickly to disrupt all come unications down thare
@@Emppu_T. bot wi moust moov kwikleh tou desropt awl cumoonikayshonz!
“Bold of you to assume we would ever do anything without the approval of the senate.”
Title: classic lines
Video: every line they speak
Finally someone that realizes the full meme potential
“Classic lines”
I agree with your choices. I too believe that every line is quotable.
Is that legal?
@@dexterjettster8875 I will make it legal.
@@dexterjettster8875 haha
This is getting out of hand. Now there are all of them!
ah, victory!
i'm dying at how nute gunray is absolutely shitting himself at the Jedi situation and rune hako is giving a calm appraisal.
"we will not survive this"
"We lost the transmission, sir!"
"Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!"
Most known and oscar worthy performance, as we all know
All I hear is a Asian man
That's George Lucas's oldest daughter, actually. She had minor roles throughout the Prequels, this particular Nemoidian was one of them.
What's wrong with your faaace
Thing in the mouth face.
"Nothing can get trough our shields!"
Famous last words..
... but this ship can't sink?
Kid!Anakin: *"NoThInG CaN gEt tHRouGH oUr sHiElDS!"*
Last words of the Moskva cruiser crew
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
- Moff Tarkin before death star explodes
@@mushroomhead5914 The crew are actually alive and well. Indicates the ship was not attacked. It sank by stormy seas after it caught fire. So your comment is nonsense..... 👌
The way he says “ take him away” always makes me laugh
same 😂
Love how pessimistic Rune Haako is. He knows that they are no match for Jedi.
He's the smartest one there, yet Nute Gunray just can't seem to appreciate his warnings.
Good thing that jedi arreee no maatch fow drooooideeka
You underestimate the power of Droidekas.
Lord Sidious: This is my waifu a 17 year old android.
Nutt Gunray: My Lord is that Legal?
Lord Sidious: I will make it legal.
Oh, please.
People can get married at 16 in the UK.
@@Cleric775 No im just making a mockery of Palpatine, comparing him to those japanese men who married there love dolls 😂😂😂😂
17 years old android? Just buy one recently made.
@@razorsharpview9090
I've seen worse.
Rape, murder, incest in Wales.
No need to watch Game of Thrones.
Cleric775 I can’t tell if you’re just casually flexing your hardcore life experiences on people, or if you actually thought the existence of other unrelated crimes was somehow relevant to the joke.
Man, Episode I is such an underrated movie. It has such a unique atmosphere among all the Star Wars movies and the art design is stunning. On top of that, the world building is excellent. It makes the Star Wars universe feel so much bigger and complex. It still feels like Star Wars, but also very different, but not because George Lucas didn't capture the universe but because he portrayed the more civilized age Obi-Wan talked about in ANH. There are many Star Wars fans who want Star Wars to always be gritty and dirty like Mos Eisley or the Millennium Falcon, but I love the fact that the prequels showed us beautiful and elegant places and not just uncivilized backwater planets.
Finally. Someone else gets it. I’ve been saying this for years. You hit the nail on the head.
Fucking zoomers man.
World-building and the overall plot are indeed the best things about the prequels. I cannot think of a single original good thing about the sequels (or about The Mandalorian, for that matter).
Talk, talk, talk. It’s a stinker of a movie.
Script and Characters? Not so good... but definitely meme worthy.
World building and designs? Hadn't been done on such a scale at the time.
As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal.
S u p r e m e M e m e s t e r block odd
Quote by every US president about Cuba since the 60s
"Sir, is that your blockade?"
"Why yes, officer, it is."
"May I see the paperwork for that blockade?"
"Of course, officer, here they are. As you see, I not only have purchase documents, I also have Republic certified licence for that blockade."
"Everything seems to be in order, you may carry on with the blockade. Have a nice day, sir."
"Thank you, officer."
Yes, i will make it legal.
Indeed, the blockade is perfectly legal, and so is landing of the troops!
You forgot my favorite line: " We would never do anything without the approval of the senate " ;)
They're not wrong considering how they're taking orders from Palpatine.
“Witawt da ahproovah uhvda senaht”
*I AM THE SENATE*
@@MetalRaydown
But still
They've gone up the ventilation shaft
@@navylaks2 That's impossible. Nothing can go into our ventilation shaft.
“We lost the transmission” guy is my favorite character in the whole series and he has like three lines
Tey How.
They went up the ventilation shaft!!
The only thing i remember from starwars .
I always thought it sounded like Queen Amidala.
Tey How is a female lol
2:28 the best line of episode one
The phantom menace had such a special organic flavor To it I LOVE IT
true loveit
"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!" LOL
The best lines!
2:30 when Disney says Rey is the chosen one
@Taeo Baxter aww ya beat me to it! Nice!
3:05 Everyone at Disney after Rise of Skywalker failed.
@Migizii Inini Bad reviews & falling behind TLJ is hardly a rousing success.
She technically isn’t the chosen one since the chosen one has to be the product of a virgin birth. Anakin was the chosen one.
777
I thought the battle was going to take place far from here....dis is too close.
Lol
Shoutout to control panel lady rockin those wacky shades.
"tahk hem awahhy"
1:31 Queen Amadala herself!
Hasalf
Again you come before us, your highness
“Are you brain dead? I’m not going in there with two Jedi! Send a droid.” 🤖
Awesome memories of this film. Saw it 11 times in the theater(including opening night) in 1999. The hype was so huge back then because it was the first SW film since 1983. Just a fantastic film.
“Take him away” I quoted that so many times as a kid when the movie came out
Trade Federasian
“Ah, victory.” That line lives rent free in my head 😂
@@Zarik15 same
1:54 when your in a nerf war with friends and they have people with walkie talkies
When Amidala takes Theed back: “Ah, defeat.”
2:14 This should be a meme.
PRO cess themm. 🤣
I think it's safe to say that anytime the Trade Federation is on the screen, you know full well that them movie is automatically good.
It’s hilarious how incompetent and cowardly these guys are. They are the perfect comic relief bad guys. These 2 should have been the comic relief of the clone wars series and Greivous & the battle droids should have been terrifying monsters.
“Rey is a Palpatine” 0:30
Nute Gunray has already encountered Jedi before
Daultay Dofine: have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?
Gunray: well, no, but i don’t-
The Stark Hyperspace War: *am i a joke to you?*
Gunray really is new to this, isn't he? No wonder Rune Haako was so frustrated.
"They must be dead by now. Destroy what's left of them."
*D R O I D E E K A A A A A A A S ! ! ! ! ! ! !*
Should we have... A headset that fits nicely around our head with an external microphone placed near our mouth, and a screen 2 feet in front of us we can watch cameras
or
Screens bolted to our eyeballs and a giant unremovable penis mic, even though we're just gonna talk from 10 yards away?
-Greatest salesmen of the galaxy
Maybe it has drug injectors or nerve stimulators? They do seem the self-indulgent sort.
I like how half of these are just from the opening.
2:42 that scene is inverted haha
Also: What is the purpose of those 2 sitting next to the captain's seat? *They Just Standing There, Menacingly*
"There seems to be a problem with the main reactor"
"Impossible, nothing can get through our shields!"
*dies*
the same guy that understood the true power of a Jedi Knight forgot that the Chosen One was able to get through his Shield
im watching this again and again just laughing. i want a comedic talk show with the jabronis
The delivery at 1:37 is so fucking funny. Lucas rocking as always
Phantom Menace is like a big budget high school play.
So are the Anakin/Padme love scenes in Episode 2.
"This is impossible" classic Nute Gunray
As a kid I never understood how a trade federation could have as much power as it did, including a spot on the galactic senate. Now as an adult, I realize that's the point.
"Thaz az gadding addof and"
"Nahhw zhere are two of them"
As a kid watching this for the first time, I was all "these guys are from episode 1, they're an evil empire that'll take over everything".
Now I can't get over how cartoonish the whole Trade Federation is.
9yo me when I finally beat Lego starwars: Ah, victory
"...and we'd be happy to receive da embasadoos...they get aah nice hot wau ton soup!"
2:50 - "After her! This one's a deCOY!" 😂
a random droide to the trade federation after "its impossible":
Sir, you keep using this work ... i dont think you know what that means
This is getting out of hand now there are two of them! Is probably the most iconic one of them
US congressional hearing of TikTok CEO Chew. 💀 💀 💀
I just found out that in the original version of the film, all three Neimoidians were voiced by the same guy, but they later replaced the voice of Lott Dod with that of another actor.
“Now there are two of them!”
2:32
Whenever I watch Episode I, for the majority of it I can't help but think "ahh, simpler times". Yeah, there was some trouble on Naboo, but mostly things were peaceful. No galactic war.
I wonder if they made these guys sound American for Asian audiences.
God, I hope so.
In German version they have a French accent...
@@BabylonianWizard And in the French version, they sound vaguely Russian!
There aliens
"I want droidekas up here at once! Also, sweet and sour chicken while I wait for noodle!"
Palpatine played the Separatists and the Republic like a fiddle, while Rome burned.
It is nice that they included Japanese in this. This makes the movie woke and diverse, which is good.
They look like they've came out of a 90s japanese action tv show
Classic Trade Federation Lines to Trade And Federate To
Ah yes, George's "subtle" rendition of shrewd/ruthless Asian businessmen
“This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!”
When the imposter vents: 1:25
Captain! They’ve gone in the ventilation shaft .
"sir! They've gone into ventilation shaft"
"Sir! A transmission fRoM tHe pLaNettt"
CGI isnt bad and it isnt oversaturated I would say this was perfect CGI
Gunray and Hako remind me of an old married couple for some reason. Probably in the way they always bicker with one another.
That or siblings, only Rune Haako is clearly the more experienced brother and the younger brother Nute Gunray is in over his head as the Leader of the Trade Federation. It's almost as if there was a typo in the will.
Ironic.
I enjoy this movie far more decades years later than I did when I was a kid.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Them: Ok Lucas how Chinese do you want them?
Lucas: Yes
Japanese
This is pretty much all of their lines in all of the movies😃
2:44 When rich liberal celebrities see the riots at their gate
1:00 I understand the pilot/control centre dude, but what are the other guys sitting down doing? Just sitting and chilling out
Droid army command and control? This is the pre-Clone Wars Trade Federation we're talking about. They didn't bother investing in a droid army that could actually operate without a micromanaging central control signal. That, and they were rather more paranoid about onboard intrigues and droid rebellions than the possibility a determined enemy might actually disable the control ship while the droid army is deployed. Of course, that's exactly what wound up happening.
“Their here to force a settlement”
Me: that’s kinda ironic
I just realized these are two dudes in a rubber suit.
This is getting out of hand now there are two of them is the best
3:05
Arrested Development Announcer:
"They didn't."
I always found the Neimodian with metal testicles for eyes quite amusing.
Did these guys know Sidious was also senator Palpatine?
No, they did not.
I just realized the Dave gawn ub da vendilachun shaf voice actor changed half way thru
2:06 whenever i complete the bare minimum of any task im assigned
If they say something is impossible, it isn't
"are you brain ded?"
saying your blockade is perfectly legal, tells me that it may not be so legal
The Droid seems nervous about being in a room with two Jedi Knights.
"No need to report that to him until we have something to report."
Me at work with colleagues talking about a project we bungled and our boss.
And then your boss goes:"When my new apprentice, Darth Vader arrives. He will... take care of you."
@@kumanon9466 the war is over! The Boss promised us peace!
DionysusAlS, HAHA!!
@@visionist7 The transmission was garbled, he promised you in pieces.
Ahh yes the floor is made out of floor.
They are no match for droidekaaaas
Droideekaaaars
Droidecars
Droy Dee Kahs
@@JMac_96 doi dee kaah
This is imposible
"Nothing can get through our shield"
*The entire ship violently explodes*
Lol
😂
LOL
Well in fact it didn't get through their shield.
I mean can a ship calmly explode?
You know, for all the complaints about the Prequels and the overuse of CGI and all that. Can we just take a moment and admire the prosthetics and puppetry of the Trade Federation guys?
Its funny people say it overused CGI when the film contains more practical effects than any blockbuster today.
You can think RLM for spurring many complaints against the prequels, particularly about the CGI, while they sucked off Jar Jar Abrams's Star Trek '09 CGI wank-a-thon.
KAZ the force awakens contained more cgi than phantom menace but people never mention it
lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene
lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene
1:37 “Again you come to f*** us your highness”
😂😂😂
Lmfaoo
Now I cannot unhear it 😂
So thats what this is all about.
Jesus Christ this comment is underrated
They sound like the offspring of a 70 year old Chinese man and a random Indian guy
@@shivaspatel2024 but they can pronounce their Rs and Vs
@@shivaspatel2024 They are Chinese
That doesn't compute
@@shivaspatel2024 Chinese, based off of them anyway.
I get that some people were complaining how Ep1 apparently racist with Jar Jar and the Trade Federation; but Lucas wasn't at all trying to be racist.
He was using other cultures and races, which happens all the time in sci-fi. Star Trek did it.
Vulcans: Chinese
Romulans: Koren or Japanese
Klingons: Russians.
@@shivaspatel2024 Nute Hunray specifically has a Thai accent
“I think you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye”
Ha! No! They still got two movies and an entire TV show before that happens!
And 5 quintillion droids
Yeah but he was arrested for it. Not like it matters.
two movies and seven seasons
@@VictorRodriguez-999 that why is said not like it matter.
@Your friendly Imperial tank driver I am talking about that they still were very powerful business men until Vader killed them on Mustafer.
2:59 omg I lost my shit, these guys are the real comedy relief in star wars, not jar jar
"Nothing can get through our shield"
**Something gets through their shield and they explode**
*Sees 2 timestamps*
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
It's way funnier with it being cut off hearing just one triumphant note as this dude gets blown up
Yep masterclass editing xD