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  • Опубліковано 11 лют 2016
  • What possible reason could there be to subject human beings to ...
    ...such mind-shattering awesomeness!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 139

  • @Passions5555
    @Passions5555 7 років тому +556

    0:18 I love how Archer is only one who managed not to get sprayed by Lana's throwing up session.

    • @banditbro25
      @banditbro25 Рік тому +4

      Archer learns, despite his stupidity, dude can still learn. Especially how to dodge disgusting things and double that if torturing a colleague is on the table.

  • @eternallegacy89
    @eternallegacy89 3 роки тому +81

    Love how Archer was able to avoid all of the vomit xD.

  • @antayac
    @antayac 7 років тому +406

    Rofl at riding Cyril into the puke.

  • @cheowesley860
    @cheowesley860 7 років тому +216

    "SUCH MIND-SHATTERING AWESOMENESS!!!"

  • @Princess_Cheese
    @Princess_Cheese 7 років тому +282

    That's why you have to do it on an empty stomach

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 6 років тому +34

      Your stomach is never really empty. Even if there's no food in it, there is still the liquidy thingmajig that dissolves everything. If you can't throw up food, you'll start throwing up yellow bile, and when you run out of that, you'll start throwing up stomach acid.

    • @NotYourAverageNothing
      @NotYourAverageNothing 6 років тому +21

      APG19912009 Dry heaves are worse.

    • @winterweasel425
      @winterweasel425 5 років тому +5

      @@APG19912009 yes ''tortue''
      a french turtle
      truly dreadfull

    • @edgymoji8260
      @edgymoji8260 5 років тому +4

      PetersaberHD wait you can throw up stomach acid?

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt 4 роки тому +2

      @@edgymoji8260 That's why anorexic people have bad teeth. Constantly vomiting.

  • @agonycity1754
    @agonycity1754 6 років тому +162

    "No, Archer, noOOOOO!!!"

    • @NPC1921
      @NPC1921 6 років тому +7

      YESS!!!!!

    • @fizzpeakgamer1318
      @fizzpeakgamer1318 5 років тому +5

      what that? Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of the AHH

  • @delario80
    @delario80 8 років тому +144

    Wooooooooo WEIGHTLESSNESS!!!!

  • @valeuphoricaa546
    @valeuphoricaa546 3 роки тому +21

    “NOOOOO ARCHER NOOOOO DONT DO THIS-“

  • @princelevi3733
    @princelevi3733 3 роки тому +22

    When archer ride on cyril, my stomach hurt so much from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GreatfulGert
    @GreatfulGert 7 років тому +93

    shoutout to Bryan Cranston

  • @Aramanth
    @Aramanth 5 років тому +99

    When *Archer rode Cyril through Lana's vomit plume* I nearly
    blacked out from laughter.. it doesn't stop being funny OMG!!!

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 3 роки тому +25

    For reference if they do that 20 times in total for 30 seconds each, that's roughly 10 full minutes of vomit comet.

  • @markallman418
    @markallman418 2 роки тому +11

    Adam Reed's delivery kills me every time: "Ahh it's all in my HAIR!!"

  • @LeviBoldock
    @LeviBoldock 6 років тому +19

    Archer screaming "weightlessness" reminded me of Nicolas Cage for some reason.

  • @brainwasher9876
    @brainwasher9876 7 років тому +246

    "Until there was literally no more fluid left in my body"
    "I can fix that" ;)

  • @aridontou7544
    @aridontou7544 4 роки тому +12

    i gotta binge watch this damn show

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO 7 років тому +198

    THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU LANA?!!!

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 4 роки тому +28

    0:32
    Whoohohohoooooo cares

  • @PetersaberHD
    @PetersaberHD 7 років тому +43

    To be frank, most of us would probably throw up multiple times

    • @cheowesley860
      @cheowesley860 7 років тому +8

      PetersaberHD Oh there is no doubt.

    • @Hangman11
      @Hangman11 7 років тому +6

      PetersaberHD speak for yourself

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 5 років тому +4

      YES

    • @nercksrule
      @nercksrule 3 роки тому +3

      The heavy G-load wouldn't make me sick, but the transition to weighlessness would probably do it.

  • @coachgoltzbizpro23
    @coachgoltzbizpro23 3 роки тому +2

    Lana Kane: Badass secret agent, can't hold her stomach in space training.

  • @trillgates2452
    @trillgates2452 6 років тому +19

    THAT'S BRIAN CRANSTON'S VOICE

  • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
    @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 3 роки тому +1

    0:12
    Ray: GAH! Ahh, it's all in my hair!

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 6 років тому +10

    0:34 I so wanna do that!

  • @mojojojoslyfoxharris
    @mojojojoslyfoxharris 7 років тому +51

    Jeez Lana, how much weight could she have lost throwing up 20 times in that short of a span!?

  • @i.klewis3252
    @i.klewis3252 7 років тому +27

    why did cyril just let that happen to him

    • @fizzpeakgamer1318
      @fizzpeakgamer1318 5 років тому +18

      Because he's Cyril

    • @Passions5555
      @Passions5555 5 років тому +1

      Whose worst off Cyril or Jerry?

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 5 років тому +3

      @@Passions5555 Tough to say. In many ways they are both in similar situations, terribly mediocre compared to the hyper-competent irresponsible asshole they find themselves competing against. That being said, both of them have surprisingly similar strengths of being able to succeed in mundanity, Cyril's a very competent accountant, and the only one among them actually qualified to receive a PI license, while Jerry is able to thrive in the crushing bureaucracy of the galactic federation.
      That being said, I think as of Season 3, Jerry is the current victor between them. Despite Cyril's more stable tendencies, Archer still beats him when it comes to relationships. (Neither of them are really "with" Lana, but Archer's a heck of lot closer to it than Cyril.) by contrast, despite every odd stacked against him, Jerry has effectively beaten Rick and won his family's love. (Obviously we don't know if it will last, but currently, I'd definitely say that Jerry is the happiest between the two of them.)

    • @commentconnoisseur1001
      @commentconnoisseur1001 5 років тому

      @@evansageser6943 ooh, better be quiet everyone because apparently this is a library now.

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 3 роки тому +2

      @@Passions5555 really? Jerry is if you mean Rick and Morty Jerry lol.... Cyril is actually competent if he actually was allowed to work his mind and his group actually listened lol.

  • @c0r3theta
    @c0r3theta 5 років тому +6

    I WANT TO SEE THIS WHOLE EPISODE

  • @mariodang6646
    @mariodang6646 3 роки тому +1

    So this is what quarantine has brought me too

  • @astrangeone
    @astrangeone 7 років тому +21

    Poor Lana!

  • @quillmaurer6563
    @quillmaurer6563 3 роки тому +11

    Okay, so Lana puked before they even did the first parabola? Just from flying along like a normal airplane? She must have an absurdly weak stomach. Also, everyone commenting on Archer riding Cyril into the puke, but I thought his hitting the wall was even more characteristic Cyril.

    • @andrewames247
      @andrewames247 3 роки тому +5

      At the time, she was pregnant, and suffering from morning sickness.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Рік тому +2

      @@andrewames247 pretty sure this is season 3, she was pregnant in season 5 and gave the baby at the end of it...

    • @danielwilson7193
      @danielwilson7193 Рік тому

      It was going up and down at pretty high speeds by airplane standards.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 Рік тому

      @@danielwilson7193 It looked like she puked just on the first pitch-up, before even going zero-G.

    • @danielwilson7193
      @danielwilson7193 Рік тому

      @@quillmaurer6563 Which was still notably faster than passenger planes normally go.

  • @AdventuresWithYHWH
    @AdventuresWithYHWH 4 роки тому +3

    Woooooo weightlessness!!!!

  • @wizzardog3335
    @wizzardog3335 5 років тому +19

    If this show was gender swapped, Archer would have said "Phrasing" after the last line of this clip

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 4 роки тому +2

    I kinda wanna be an astronaut now

  • @RiveryJerald
    @RiveryJerald 7 років тому +4

    Dont eat before going up in a plane

  • @likelike344
    @likelike344 7 років тому +9

    KC-135 is an air tanker.

    • @nameeman1562
      @nameeman1562 Рік тому

      And NASA's zero-G simulators for like 40 years were 2 modified KC-135s

  • @walteriansims
    @walteriansims 7 років тому +4

    Dont watch this while brushing your teeth

  • @jensskarp1375
    @jensskarp1375 Рік тому

    "wahahawhoocaaares?!"

  • @OtherBarry4908
    @OtherBarry4908 5 років тому +13

    1:02 play this at 0.25x speed

  • @noelanderson969
    @noelanderson969 3 роки тому +1

    ISIS has a space program?!

  • @peterw3544
    @peterw3544 4 роки тому

    Archer really surprises sometimes

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 Рік тому

    1:02 🎶I'll make all dem bitcheswallow🎶

  • @yellowriverbyipdaily
    @yellowriverbyipdaily 8 років тому +20

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 5 років тому +1

    Both awesome yet nauseousiating

  • @josephharris4974
    @josephharris4974 7 років тому +3

    Can't imagine how much weight Lana must have then lost from all that throwing up then right!?

  • @matthewskudzienski4847
    @matthewskudzienski4847 6 років тому +3

    That vomit throw up is gross and disgusting

  • @starfishhugger6232
    @starfishhugger6232 3 роки тому +1

    Cyril why the hell didn't you at least put your hands in front of your face? Nothing was blocking them.

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 4 роки тому

    Says thirty seconds of weightlessness, more like forty five

  • @MrGohan8000
    @MrGohan8000 7 років тому +4

    What episode is this

  • @thesadprepper3722
    @thesadprepper3722 6 років тому +3

    Archer predicted Trumps space force.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 5 років тому +1

      1911 VsGlocks Get that political garbage out of here!

    • @nexusnsgaming3364
      @nexusnsgaming3364 5 років тому +2

      @@robertsimon2885 See here's a man with common sense as well, we must stop everything from turning into a political battleground. We come to watch Archer, not stupid politics trash.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 5 років тому +1

      NexusNS Gaming Yeah. I'm sick of people turning everything political. I can't listen to "Do You Hear the People Sing?" or even "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" without some dolt mentioning some political garbage. Why people do this is beyond me.

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Рік тому

      there's always that one guy... (shave ur neck btw)

  • @Alienxlicker
    @Alienxlicker 6 років тому +2

    Wasn’t this like a sign she was pregnant

    • @Alex_Off-Beat
      @Alex_Off-Beat 3 роки тому +1

      Probably not, this was the season 3 finale, she became pregnant just before the end of season 4.

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler 4 роки тому +2

    So wait...Walter White is alive and does voice work now?!
    EPIC!!!!

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus 2 роки тому

      Conservatives and the Breaking Bad fandom, bonding over only having one joke

  • @mistronitomicmosslle5469
    @mistronitomicmosslle5469 7 років тому +2

    What ep is this

  • @MatthewBrown-xu3jn
    @MatthewBrown-xu3jn 7 років тому +7

    was lana pregnant during this part?

    • @neonlights8012
      @neonlights8012 7 років тому +3

      MOAT gaming yep

    • @mattsucksatmusic4817
      @mattsucksatmusic4817 7 років тому +3

      Neo Tokyo no she definitely was not

    • @pallydan893
      @pallydan893 6 років тому +3

      Lana doesn't decide to get pregnant until Season four episode nine, this episode is of course near the end of season 3.

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 5 років тому

      Not yet

  • @user-sn9uy1oh7e
    @user-sn9uy1oh7e 3 роки тому

    رووووعة

  • @russelljohnson8276
    @russelljohnson8276 6 років тому

    the vomit comet hmm something tells me a certain canadian based cartoon wit the designs similar too 6teen was'nt the first too come up wit this

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus 2 роки тому

      Well, no. The vomit comet is a real thing. They actually do train astronauts for zero gravity by flying a plane in a parabolic arc like this. And it got the nickname for the obvious nausea it causes.

  • @KenGutierrez01
    @KenGutierrez01 3 роки тому

    Wasn’t this round the time she was feeling pregnant?

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 5 років тому

    0:54 Krieger reference

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 4 роки тому

      somethingsomethingDarkSide he says yep yep yep yep a lot

  • @richardhughes231
    @richardhughes231 3 місяці тому

    Im hsrrd now

  • @tulipbloomgames5030
    @tulipbloomgames5030 2 роки тому

    You have to wonder. Was Lana pregnant at this point? Or is she just ridiculously sensitive to these things? Cause she was nauseous in the submarine too, and she was pregnant then.

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 5 років тому +1

    I'm surprised it was LANA who yakked over and over again...

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 5 років тому

      Jake Shattuck That was next season, Sea Tunt Part II

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Рік тому

      are you Australian? just asking coz I am too and I've only heard other Aussies say "yak" when referring to vomit.

    • @michaelhuynh4953
      @michaelhuynh4953 Рік тому

      @@alyssarichardson2544 no I just said it because of how excessive it was.

  • @nickpurnell2769
    @nickpurnell2769 3 роки тому

    Phrasing

  • @simoncollett4524
    @simoncollett4524 3 роки тому +1

    Oh Lana, if it's more fluid in your body you need then I'm your guy.

  • @daconqueror7777
    @daconqueror7777 6 років тому +3

    Whoo hoo hoohoo who cares!!!XD LMAO

  • @tylervielie5767
    @tylervielie5767 5 років тому +1

    1:00-1:07 Didn't need to see all that.

  • @richardhughes231
    @richardhughes231 3 місяці тому

    Yummy

  • @emillovgren1490
    @emillovgren1490 7 років тому

    lol

  • @AnthonyMcqueen1987
    @AnthonyMcqueen1987 6 років тому

    The hell is wrong with you Lana ????