Archer Loves Ocelot

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2013
  • Sterling Archer, the world's deadliest spy, is smitten with Locomotive tycoon heiress Cheryl Tunt's pet ocelot, Babou-He's, crepuscular!
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  • @deathlegionair
    @deathlegionair 7 років тому +8968

    Archer has more meaningful conversations with an ocelot than he does with most human beings..

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 8 років тому +6344

    I love how archer talks to animals like they're people and never once questions himself XD

    • @WstTxSmkr
      @WstTxSmkr 8 років тому +296

      "You dont?" I said a la Archer

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 8 років тому +223

      And yet Woodhouse thinks he's people

    • @jersonmoran2239
      @jersonmoran2239 8 років тому +8

      lol 😂 yes good show 👏👍

    • @CowMaster9001
      @CowMaster9001 8 років тому +168

      It definitely seems like Babou understands him at the end....

    • @thebudgieadmiral5140
      @thebudgieadmiral5140 7 років тому +51

      Alex Rees Only cat lovers do that. I do it myself so I know XD

  • @justinjohnson6175
    @justinjohnson6175 8 років тому +3466

    "You should really get him some toys...its like...meowschwitz in there...seriously"

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj 7 років тому +55

      Steve Nieve some revolvers

    • @propheci
      @propheci 7 років тому +8

      Steve Nieve I saw what you did there

    • @gregorymckenzie7511
      @gregorymckenzie7511 6 років тому +8

      James White Revolvers aren't toys. If you're not careful you might lose a hand.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 роки тому +1

      @@1992jkwj they should be Colt Single action army

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 2 роки тому +2

      She should not have a pet, she lacks the kind of basic empathy that requires.

  • @kanna231
    @kanna231 8 років тому +3436

    Archer: Lana! Lana! LANAAAAAAAA!!!
    Lana: WHAT!?
    Archer: He remembers me!!!

  • @tmage23
    @tmage23 8 років тому +5331

    Babou was the name of Salvador Dali's pet ocelot.
    Just another example of Archer's awesome obscure reference humor

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 7 років тому +117

      tmage23 sure Pam has a Lord Byron poem tattooed on her back

    • @BubblesTheBard
      @BubblesTheBard 7 років тому +60

      YoDa BaKi that tattoo is a Boondock Saints reference as well

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 6 років тому +7

      That's awesome

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 років тому +3

      Love it too.

    • @dapjpshha
      @dapjpshha 5 років тому +4

      Not to mention Babou Bhatt from Seinfeld

  • @PurpledaisyShasta
    @PurpledaisyShasta 8 років тому +5705

    I love how childlike archer is

    • @Cracktaculus
      @Cracktaculus  8 років тому +243

      +shastapurpledaisy That's the secret of his mojo.

    • @stevehumphrey667
      @stevehumphrey667 8 років тому +186

      childlike And smart as hell, very funny combination

    • @iare19
      @iare19 8 років тому +26

      wow man, you just got the secret of living

    • @karda009
      @karda009 7 років тому +112

      Is Archer an adult spy version of Calvin.
      Which makes Babou a smaller, piss reeking Hobbes.

    • @Cracktaculus
      @Cracktaculus  7 років тому +16

      *****
      and he's wayyy outta the closet and fully-functiona!

  • @darthlazurus4382
    @darthlazurus4382 7 років тому +3080

    Anyone else think Archer forgave Baboo immediately after?
    How could he stay mad at that face?

    • @lessthanwilliam7152
      @lessthanwilliam7152 5 років тому +67

      Darth Lazurus most Ocelots are adorable

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 років тому +29

      I know I couldn't

    • @belladavid4180
      @belladavid4180 5 років тому +19

      Less than William yes. when they aren't running after you (yes, it has happened to me).

    • @dvontechappel1579
      @dvontechappel1579 4 роки тому +17

      Oh he did, I know he did

    • @Mongoosesummoner
      @Mongoosesummoner 3 роки тому +20

      If he wasn't mad the first time over his suit getting torn to shreds, yeah. He forgave him.

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 4 роки тому +1342

    I don't know if I've ever seen Archer display more compassion and care for anyone or anything than he did that ocelot.

    • @meanberryy
      @meanberryy 3 роки тому +24

      Katya?

    • @KelKilimanjaro
      @KelKilimanjaro 3 роки тому +31

      Well, there is the matter of his actual child

    • @emperormegaman3856
      @emperormegaman3856 2 роки тому +33

      There was the Tiger that got shot too. He really reacted like he saw a friend die.

    • @collinhiggins5689
      @collinhiggins5689 2 роки тому +14

      I mean Archer and Pam are best friends. Archer's still shitty to her on a regular basis because, he's Archer. That said, there are a lot of scenes where it's clear they have a bond.

    • @DF.A.B.L.E.
      @DF.A.B.L.E. 2 роки тому +4

      Lana. Who didn't deserve it honestly

  • @Remoniq
    @Remoniq 8 років тому +2331

    I love how happy he is when he meets the ocelot.

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 5 років тому +56

      "I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!!!"

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 4 роки тому +19

      And now he hates them calling them Fox Eared Assholes x'D.

    • @Paladen_X
      @Paladen_X 2 роки тому +3

      wait until he learns how to use a revolver

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 Рік тому +10

      @@eternallegacy89 He still loves him, Archer was just mad because Baboo peed on him. Also in Archer Vice, Cheryl has a leopard print skin and Archer immediately gets hostile thinking it's Baboo, which it wasn't.

  • @stone1andonly
    @stone1andonly 6 років тому +3119

    I think the interesting thing is that the ocelot responds to Archer, as if they understand each other on some deeper level. "Yes, it's sarcasm! All of it!!"

    • @jimkhan1342
      @jimkhan1342 5 років тому +194

      There have been some hints around the show that Archer possibly suffers from Asperger's Syndrome. Those people have a tendency to communicate well with animals. It could fit.

    • @SiPakRubah
      @SiPakRubah 5 років тому +7

      @@jimkhan1342 What?

    • @lycanthropickle
      @lycanthropickle 5 років тому +46

      What the hell did i just read?? Autistic people are dr.dolittle?

    • @lycanthropickle
      @lycanthropickle 5 років тому +10

      @Nerdy Alien starring Rob Schneider

    • @lycanthropickle
      @lycanthropickle 5 років тому +6

      @Nerdy Alien Kevin James as malorie?

  • @Shadowthehedgehog999
    @Shadowthehedgehog999 7 років тому +1667

    "Ocelot's are proud creatures."

  • @Klibanophoros
    @Klibanophoros 9 років тому +1764

    "HE REMEMBERS ME!!!!!" :D

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 5 років тому +4

      Klibanophoros awesome stuff!!

  • @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski
    @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski 2 роки тому +316

    The fact that Archer isn’t even slightly mad at Baboo for ruining one of his suits says alot on how much he loves animals.

    • @briancooke2546
      @briancooke2546 Рік тому +9

      He shot the hell out of that alligator, though.

    • @rdr2v1nce7
      @rdr2v1nce7 Рік тому +17

      ​@@briancooke2546he does despise crocodilians

    • @cherylrose6022
      @cherylrose6022 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@rdr2v1nce7 THEY'RE THE PERFECT PREDATOR 😭

    • @TheNextshadow
      @TheNextshadow 6 місяців тому +2

      Archer is an overgrown child with serious attachment/empathy issues. An ocelot is to Archer what an ocelot plushie is to a 7 year old.

  • @cobyboeder9879
    @cobyboeder9879 4 роки тому +688

    "He's crepuscular! Get him boys!"
    My favorite line in all on television history.

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 2 роки тому +32

      We don't take kindly to crepusculars around these parts. This here town is diurnal.

    • @brendanf6830
      @brendanf6830 2 роки тому +6

      “NOOOO”

    • @9386AliG
      @9386AliG Рік тому +10

      @@brendanf6830 BABOU! SERPENTINE!

  • @shagohod666
    @shagohod666 8 років тому +2283

    Just wait until he figures out how revolvers work

    • @mar1usedy
      @mar1usedy 8 років тому +103

      +shagohod666 That will be some next generation of Metal Gear Feline 6

    • @NoName-nh3rz
      @NoName-nh3rz 8 років тому +7

      the end clip

    • @ALLVARLiGT
      @ALLVARLiGT 8 років тому +59

      +shagohod666 You're pretty good!

    • @PsypherWolf
      @PsypherWolf 8 років тому +55

      This is the greatest handgun ever made.

    • @animalboyzach1016
      @animalboyzach1016 7 років тому +6

      2:54 sheesh Archer no need to call animals names

  • @esparzacartoons2050
    @esparzacartoons2050 7 років тому +466

    l love how he shows more care for that ocelot than people

    • @ericward8459
      @ericward8459 2 роки тому +4

      Well... How often do you get to see an Ocelot?

  • @POIUYTREWQ62
    @POIUYTREWQ62 7 років тому +622

    Babou, the best character in archer next to archer himself; so basically archer if he was an Ocelot.

  • @Cracktaculus
    @Cracktaculus  8 років тому +2011

    BABOU!! SERPENTINE!!

    • @iHaveGrudgeAgainstUT
      @iHaveGrudgeAgainstUT 8 років тому +18

      +Cracktaculus I actually dont understand what he meant by serpentine? going snake?

    • @Cracktaculus
      @Cracktaculus  8 років тому +118

      iHaveGrudgeAgainstUT
      Serpentine pattern (moving like a snake) is a manner of moving in order to avoid bullets, spears, some wild animal, or other sorts of threats from an aggressor.
      You become a harder target to hit.

    • @brainwasher9876
      @brainwasher9876 8 років тому +59

      if only Rickon Stark had Sterling to guide him.

    • @abaddonnnnn
      @abaddonnnnn 7 років тому +15

      I was yelling serpentine at the TV while I was watching episode 9

    • @Cracktaculus
      @Cracktaculus  7 років тому +44

      Serpentine=snake pattern, moving to avoid bullets being fired

  • @masonpayne3912
    @masonpayne3912 7 років тому +273

    I get Archer level of excitement for just about any animal

  • @kingofthings7929
    @kingofthings7929 8 років тому +1162

    Silly Archer, Ocelots always betray you. ALWAYS.

    • @kingofthings7929
      @kingofthings7929 8 років тому +40

      +jeramahia123 Yup.

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 7 років тому +89

      Unless you're Big Boss

    • @nonamehours6428
      @nonamehours6428 5 років тому +32

      That's major Ocelot to you

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 5 років тому +27

      I once had an Ocelot as a friend, but he ended up sleeping with my girlfriend, sister, my sister's girlfriend and my girlfriend's sister. It was wierd just walking in on that, but damn if that didn't hurt.

    • @andreinybakken9252
      @andreinybakken9252 4 роки тому +12

      Basically, they’re just fox-eared assholes. Having zoologists showing encounters with ocelots in their habitat, I’d say that’s accurate😂 They creep up all curious and make cute growls, then scratch up your whole face and torso until you bleed, then make some more cute sounds, and just continue to scratch you up with those razor sharp claws. Classic!

  • @shemjeffs2953
    @shemjeffs2953 Рік тому +126

    "He's crepuscular, get him boys!"
    It's not just a great line, it's the fact that it comes from the cat-loving Bubbles.

    • @9386AliG
      @9386AliG Рік тому +8

      Archer: NOOO! BABOU, SERPENTINE!!

  • @jasonamongus9863
    @jasonamongus9863 3 роки тому +354

    “What’s his name?!”
    “Babo! But it should be buyers remorse!”
    That line doesn’t get enough credit.

  • @nikowilliams7578
    @nikowilliams7578 Рік тому +56

    @1:58
    "Look,its the piss cat!"
    "He's crepuscular,get em' boys!"
    I still die laughing to this day at this 😂😂

    • @uncletido99
      @uncletido99 8 місяців тому +3

      I bring the crepuscular line up so much lmaoo. it's just a throwaway moment of dialogue that Adam Reed wrote to perfection 😂

    • @nikowilliams7578
      @nikowilliams7578 8 місяців тому +1

      @@uncletido99 I agree as well,lol. Whenever I need a good laugh,I always come back to that classic line 🤣

  • @masterplokoon8803
    @masterplokoon8803 Рік тому +46

    And now Archer's daughter loves Ocelots as well and became friends with Babou. Like father like daughter.

  • @charmmydarling5872
    @charmmydarling5872 7 років тому +421

    1:25
    Archer: Lana!
    Lana: Cheryl!
    Cheryl: Jesus!
    Archer: Lana!
    Lana: Cheryl!
    Pam: Pam!
    Archer: LANA!!!
    Lana: WHAT?!
    Archer: He remembers me!

  • @shawngordian4161
    @shawngordian4161 8 років тому +543

    I love when Archer tries to get Lana's attention "Lana!!! Lana!!! LANAAAAAAAAA!!! "

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 5 років тому +12

      He's such a child at heart, for better or for worse. (it's wise to stay in touch with your inner child, but not so much to be one)

    • @godbloodspilla7154
      @godbloodspilla7154 2 роки тому

      @@patriot17764th clearly

    • @korbyntaylor8089
      @korbyntaylor8089 9 місяців тому

      HE REMEMBERS ME!!!

    • @art23428
      @art23428 7 місяців тому

      ​@@patriot17764th did we ask

  • @8Rincewind
    @8Rincewind 7 років тому +101

    I love how it almost seems like Babou can really understand him at the end. I love Archer's love.

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 6 років тому +36

    1:30 That excitement is too adorable

  • @anthonyclayton8051
    @anthonyclayton8051 8 років тому +174

    We need more Babou in Archer!

  • @greywalker505
    @greywalker505 7 років тому +243

    Wow, the bad guys even use revolvers. Someone here is a Snake Eater fan.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 років тому +6

      I think it's just a mountie thing
      Maybe it's just me but I can't picture anyone riding a horse to have anything other than a lever action shotgun and/or a revolver
      Let alone a Canadian.

    • @chrismarshall4702
      @chrismarshall4702 5 років тому +1

      Webly Mk VI. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webley_Revolver

    • @maxmccullough8548
      @maxmccullough8548 2 роки тому

      @@FrancisR420 revolvers are safer on horseback than autos.

  • @alexanderdeliz8288
    @alexanderdeliz8288 8 років тому +169

    hes crepuscular! get him boys! always gets me

    • @dr3ad672
      @dr3ad672 6 років тому

      ALEXANDER DELIZ .

  • @MrRolyat98
    @MrRolyat98 8 років тому +115

    Saw an ocelot in the wild in South Texas once. Freakiest looking thing. A cat the size of a Doberman with big alien eyes. Just weird looking.

    • @Cracktaculus
      @Cracktaculus  8 років тому +16

      +MrRolyat98 ..you shoulda' made friends with her, maybe got her a tire swing or some kibbles.

    • @MrRolyat98
      @MrRolyat98 8 років тому +8

      +Cracktaculus lol. It was dark and I was like "oh shit, wild animal". Fortunately it saw me and ran off into the brush. Love your name btw. Makes you sound like the next boss in God of War.

    • @Cracktaculus
      @Cracktaculus  8 років тому +1

      MrRolyat98
      tyvm-my google handle is Testosticlees, a nod to a pal who penned the term when he saw some weight-lifting addict on a lunch break, We all cracked up

  • @freshprinceoffrance754
    @freshprinceoffrance754 Рік тому +9

    The irony of shooting an ocelot with a revolver

  • @msfs19941
    @msfs19941 5 років тому +26

    "LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS! LOOK AT HIS TUFTED EARS"

  • @stevengregory6932
    @stevengregory6932 7 років тому +86

    Are you talking about the ocelot?
    Are you not?
    Genius.

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 3 роки тому +2

      There’s always like three conversations going on at once.

    • @brendanf6830
      @brendanf6830 2 роки тому

      @@jeremytung1632 😂😂😂😂

  • @BigDangerous311
    @BigDangerous311 6 років тому +50

    I just went to the zoo the other day and I saw an Ocelot. I couldn't help by think of Archer. I was like, it's name has to be Babou!

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 2 роки тому +26

    I love Babou's inquisitive growl like "Really?"

  • @Nixie3545
    @Nixie3545 5 років тому +17

    Lana... Lana!!!! LANA!!!!!!!!!! HE REMEMBERS ME!!!!!!!
    The sheer excitement in his voice was brilliant.

  • @EpicAMV911
    @EpicAMV911 8 років тому +119

    Babou is a loner lol

  • @Glittergasm
    @Glittergasm 7 років тому +30

    Archer's fangirling over Babou is so cute 😂❤️

  • @1l9e9o4
    @1l9e9o4 2 роки тому +14

    I love that archer loves animals. He’s always as worried as I am about them. He also talks to them the way I do when he gets mad at them 😂.

  • @KatonNeko
    @KatonNeko 4 роки тому +9

    "YOU FOX EARED ASSHOLE!" Is my new favorite insult ever!

  • @PhoenixAngel429
    @PhoenixAngel429 8 років тому +118

    I had nicknamed my Persian in Pokemon Baboo because of this.

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 6 років тому +3

      Awwww that's awesome and cute

    • @Shaymin0
      @Shaymin0 5 років тому +3

      I renamed it pisscat

    • @ravenbearden6695
      @ravenbearden6695 Рік тому

      A Persian named Baboo.... I love it!

  • @neonsquid8841
    @neonsquid8841 8 років тому +402

    "Revolver " ocelot: ocelots are very proud creatures, they prefer to hunt alone ( guns spinning ) 12 shoots ( gun spinning ) I only have twelve shots.

    • @foxalive1772
      @foxalive1772 6 років тому +17

      NEON SQUID "Your Pretty Good"

    • @bangotrue1089
      @bangotrue1089 6 років тому +6

      Yall are pretty bad at refferences

    • @alexanderjohnson5408
      @alexanderjohnson5408 5 років тому +3

      Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves.

    • @KageDono13
      @KageDono13 5 років тому

      Archer: Hey guess what? Babou likes me.

  • @thekillingjoker237
    @thekillingjoker237 6 років тому +20

    Just love the fact that the ocelot was able to understand him at the end xD

  • @christymitchell4763
    @christymitchell4763 Рік тому +5

    ‘Holy shit! Look at his little spots’ funniest line ever

  • @adamcheklat7387
    @adamcheklat7387 2 роки тому +11

    2:01: He’s crepuscular! Get him, boys!

    • @9386AliG
      @9386AliG Рік тому +2

      NOOOOOO!
      *Gunshots*
      BABOU! SERPENTINE!

  • @ComancheSamurai
    @ComancheSamurai 5 років тому +20

    I can not get Bobs Burgers out of my head when I hear Archer speak.

    • @0718Dragonlord
      @0718Dragonlord 5 років тому +1

      Same voice actor

    • @ComancheSamurai
      @ComancheSamurai 5 років тому +1

      0718Dragonlord yeah, I know, it's just I'm expecting to hear Linda telling Bob to calm down lol

  • @brimstone-jb4fz
    @brimstone-jb4fz 7 років тому +43

    that ocelot is so cute

  • @Dragonlover553
    @Dragonlover553 5 років тому +113

    I feel like this is just begging for an over-examination by English majors. Babou is essentially Archer in Ocelot form: bored, foolish, and alone. No wonder Archer loves Babou so much, with his ego he can't *not*.

    • @solidsalt3412
      @solidsalt3412 2 роки тому +1

      Alright mate it's just a cartoon

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 2 роки тому +3

      @@solidsalt3412 The elements of storytelling are universal and transcend medium. If you are foolish enough to disregard them based upon their medium, you might as well fuck right off, you clearly aren't going to contribute anything of worth - and no, smug condescension is not in fact a contribution.

    • @solidsalt3412
      @solidsalt3412 2 роки тому

      @@Dragonlover553 wow you're an angry little man aren't you. Imagine being so pissed off over someone not being impressed by your 1st year english student level analysis

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 2 роки тому +2

      @@solidsalt3412 I’m deeply annoyed less at you specifically and more at a Western cultural trend of denigrating and ignoring whole mediums because Walt Disney and Fredric Goddamn Wertham murdered serious consideration of representative storytelling in the adult context that you are currently exemplifying. If you want to elicit any response other than contempt, quit being a human caricature and pay some respect to people’s livelihoods. This puts food on dozens of tables.

    • @solidsalt3412
      @solidsalt3412 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dragonlover553 what the actual hell are you talking about? I know you want to feel all high and mighty by acting like a simple joke in a cartoon is some deep narrative about the inner thoughts of the main character, but you just look ridiculous right now. You're chugging out so much verbal diarrhea in your attempt to look clever you just end up looking like even more of an idiot

  • @theguywhomakesthetrees2057
    @theguywhomakesthetrees2057 Рік тому +5

    He never even complained that Baboo destroyed his custom tailored suit

  • @RogueCrocodile
    @RogueCrocodile 7 років тому +179

    When is that ocelot gonna start spinning revolvers?

  • @individual2122
    @individual2122 Рік тому +6

    Archer is on another level if he can communicate with animals.

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 5 років тому +44

    I like how Archer goes from
    “What the hell was that 😡😡😡😡”
    To
    “I’VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT 😆😆😆😆”

  • @Spoomis
    @Spoomis 4 роки тому +19

    *Small pause* "I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!"

  • @sgtkillgore
    @sgtkillgore 5 років тому +9

    Was waiting for ocelot to say, "youre pretty good".
    Oh the disappointment

  • @Cluv22
    @Cluv22 8 років тому +123

    "LANAAAA!!!!!""WHAT?!?!""He remembers Me!!!"
    First time I say that, i was DYIN laughin! Lmao! Rofl!!

  • @sinceyouasked394
    @sinceyouasked394 6 років тому +7

    Archer turns into a happy child when it comes to animals.

  • @Trucmuch
    @Trucmuch 2 роки тому +4

    It's not just Ocelot. Archer loves big cats.

  • @shadowww8967
    @shadowww8967 7 років тому +38

    Babou should be on more episodes

  • @odst1703
    @odst1703 6 років тому +11

    Ocelot: "You're Pretty Good"

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 2 роки тому +3

    I call my cats fox eared assholes when they’ve done something wrong

  • @timspeller4084
    @timspeller4084 7 років тому +12

    HE REMEMBERS ME!

  • @disloyalmoon2316
    @disloyalmoon2316 5 років тому +12

    I didn't know what a ocelot was till I found out it was Archer's spirit animal

  • @VirgilwithanE
    @VirgilwithanE 5 років тому +10

    I am unashamed to say that I have conversations with cats like Archer does with Babou. 🖤🖤

  • @jackventure3703
    @jackventure3703 Місяць тому +3

    I wish we had gotten more of Baboo and Archer.

  • @Jesse12489
    @Jesse12489 7 років тому +15

    I am Revolver Ocelot. This is the greatest gun ever made. A Single Action Army. 6 bullets. Enough to kill anything that moves.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 років тому

      What about a blue whale
      Do they have like 4 in thick skin and that's before you get to the blubber
      Smaller whales have lived about a century after taking a harpoon. and harpoons don't break up when they hit the water like bullets do
      I guess if you shot out its eyes it might die eventually maybe I'm not sure how necessary they actually are considering it filter feeds and navigates through sonar and of course no natural predators.
      A sperm whale which is actually the whale with the Harpoon probably would also be able to take Six Bullets and would definitely survive blindness spending a lot of time so deep in the ocean no light gets through and hunting with echolocation
      If you're looking to deafen one taking away its ability to hunt and slowly over the course of many months killing it might work I'm not sure how much damage you could do to a whale's auditory system with 6 shots considering it's calls are nearly twice as loud as a gunshot.
      Speaking of sperm whales their favorite snack the colossal squid would also basically the immune because it only lives extremely deep in the ocean even if the bullet was able to fire with all the water would break up immediately or otherwise lose all momentum upon contact with the water

  • @scantykneesocks1141
    @scantykneesocks1141 10 місяців тому +3

    1:58 "He's crepuscular, get him boys!"
    I want these to be the last words I hear before I'm killed.

  • @jamesalvarado3961
    @jamesalvarado3961 5 років тому +33

    I want to see Henry Cavill play Archer in a live action lol.

  • @apertureAI-jw1iz
    @apertureAI-jw1iz 6 років тому +7

    It's adorable how archer loves animals.

  • @SebastianAceFawkes
    @SebastianAceFawkes 7 років тому +4

    0:09
    HOLY SHIT! YOU GUYS!
    LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS!
    LMFAO

  • @blix_xo
    @blix_xo 8 років тому +22

    Naming my new kitten Babou :D

  • @tallevy9410
    @tallevy9410 Рік тому +3

    I’VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT 😂😂😂

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 5 років тому +4

    1:19 Sad Ocelot noises.

  • @chelseamovern9670
    @chelseamovern9670 2 роки тому +2

    “Look at his little SPOTS ^^”

  • @stepanserdyuk4589
    @stepanserdyuk4589 2 роки тому +3

    Solid Snake: I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT BEFORE

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 6 років тому +9

    It's messed up how he treats Babou like more of a human than he does Woodhouse (RIP)

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark 8 років тому +9

    lmao I love how the ocelot can understand him

  • @jonesjack6088
    @jonesjack6088 6 років тому +4

    2:49. His feelings are hurt.

  • @logandanielson7691
    @logandanielson7691 5 років тому +12

    Clever way to bypass copyright with the second floating video

  • @kilbertart
    @kilbertart 6 років тому +5

    Ocelots are proud creatures

  • @Lvbb29
    @Lvbb29 5 років тому +4

    2:38 I thin Bamboo suck archers pen is

  • @jackmerlotdoesntliveherean9652
    @jackmerlotdoesntliveherean9652 7 років тому +54

    Revolver Ocelot.

    • @danzansandeev6033
      @danzansandeev6033 5 років тому

      Jack Merlot Doesn't Live Here Anymore oh dear god I only now get this... XD

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 8 років тому +7

    0:03, this is what I yelped when Oceiros talks about his invisible baby.

  • @bloodakoos
    @bloodakoos 5 місяців тому +2

    "Please tell me that's a smoke grenade"
    "Oka-"

  • @kizofio
    @kizofio 7 років тому +14

    But the question is does he like snakes? I bet the ocelot does.

  • @BrionyMinodora
    @BrionyMinodora Рік тому +2

    “Baboo’s kind of a loner”

  • @JONNOG88
    @JONNOG88 Рік тому +2

    I can only imagine. How much Archer would fangirl. Over a Pallas Cat 😀😮

  • @No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan
    @No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan 5 років тому +10

    *spins gun for 10 hours* Revolver ocelot

  • @Crescentknight8189
    @Crescentknight8189 5 років тому +6

    I love the fact that Archer can talk to animals 😂

  • @dragothdarqlaw156
    @dragothdarqlaw156 Рік тому +2

    If we were to have another season of coma archer, I'd like to see him and babou in a buddy work like Tom hanks and that big mastiff dog.

    • @rosskerr1439
      @rosskerr1439 Рік тому +1

      Archer and Hooch. I like the sound of that.

  • @gabbyramirez583
    @gabbyramirez583 5 років тому +6

    1:26 omg thats my favorite part! 😂😂😂

  • @SamIAmxoxox123
    @SamIAmxoxox123 5 років тому +2

    Lannnnnnaa!!!! - Archer
    What??!!! - Lana
    He remembers me!!! - Archer

  • @apachebeard952
    @apachebeard952 5 років тому +4

    Oh, Archer, don't you know? Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever:(

    • @superjosue64
      @superjosue64 Рік тому

      But that was some fancy shooting... Archer is pretty good 👈👈

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 4 роки тому +2

    I miss when Archer was total DGAF balls to the wall comedy instead of watered down, taking itself seriously and infinitely stuck in dream sequences.

    • @Dinbat1
      @Dinbat1 4 роки тому

      BlazingOwnager Watch the latest series

    • @ssickhead1
      @ssickhead1 4 роки тому

      He woke up

  • @apreture0
    @apreture0 8 років тому +32

    now ill show you why ther call me revolver

    • @g6g401
      @g6g401 8 років тому +1

      +apreture0 Pretty good!

  • @renji90998
    @renji90998 Рік тому +2

    There’s a chance Babou could still be alive. The average lifespan of an ocelot is 8 to 11 years.

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 3 роки тому +1

    2:51 When your parents ask if you're sure you want the birthday cake

  • @joeschembrie9450
    @joeschembrie9450 3 роки тому +1

    Archer is the world's most dangerous spy, but mainly to himself and the people he works with.

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047
    @haruhirogrimgar6047 2 роки тому +4

    Baboo is amazing, I love him so much.