That one he used to do. "Two irish fellas and a pakistani have been drinking all day in different pubs, On the way home the pakistani gets run over by a car and killed, when the police arrive they asked the Irish fellas his name, they said we dont know his name or where he lives, infact we know sweet FA about him. Then one Irish fella said, Oh i know he has two ass holes, The police man replied, "How do you know that" Irish guy replied: Well every pub we went in the people said, 'Oh heres that pakistani with two ass holes' 😂😂😂😂
@@fuelsmell C😂😂Classic manning I was in a cafe in paris and the waiter sauntered over to me. I said:. Have you got frogs legs? He said: oui oui yes we do. I said: well hop in the fucking kitchen and get me an ham sandwich 😂😂
Bernard hit the nail on the head at the end when he said if you been offended it fucking serves you right for coming ! This country has gone to pot with all these people being offended for the sake of it for fucks sake get a grip and have a laugh or don't watch but don't spoil other people's enjoyment R.I.P Bernard a legend of British comedy
He saved Neil Sedaka's career and as you say, very charitable man which many decide to ignore. The intelligence of his gags still gets overlooked by reviewers. Sadly missed but not forgotten. I feel for today's comedians, so restricted through fear and control of speech.
Simply the best. When I was a first year apprentice I bought Shooting From the Lip and my Granda was laughing on the floor, great memory, especially my lefty uncle calling us racists and told to sod off out the house. 🤣
When i turn on tv to watch comedians i simply cant find any they make people cry now, and I'm afraid kids nowadays will laugh at any shit thrown at them. comedians like Bernie are here to stay and never be forgotten
I remember playing a tape cassette in the car with this performance for the first time. I almost lost control of the steering wheel with laughing so much.
Watching this in 2023, absolutely hilarious and it’s just jokes pretty much about every one. I miss the old days when people were not offended and not cancelling anything that they don’t like.
@nuff said no but he gave millions to charity and was a good family man. He's dead over 10 years and you don't hear any kids saying he fucked them like Saville. And he's right about the state of immigration in this sketch it's ruined this country. Out working to get waved at on your way home from work by people that contribute fuck all and in some cases pose serious risk to national security
Haha just watched Jim Davidson live last week in Livingston. He’s turning into Bernard Manning at least around the middle. Manning is brilliant here as ever, top notch upload mate, well appreciated.
Was the best stand up comedian in the business -could do clean or risqué -Fellow selling seagulls £5 a time on Blackpool prom ,the bloke offers him the money and the Fellow says "take that one up there !"-Had more material than Bob Monkhouse and that took some doing ....RIP
Brilliant , pure genius ..all you have to do today to get on TV as a comedian is say , blah blah blah Trump blah blah blah May blah blah blah Tories and they are rocking in the aisles
People give Bernard Manning so much flack for his comedy but there was so much more to him than the just racist jokes which mindless snowflakes attribute to him. This clip shows that he is a master at joke telling and making people laugh!
I loved his delivery and enjoy showing younger mates Bernard manning vids the reaction is fantastic I think Bernard would have enjoyed it too. Great comedian. As another commentor suggested if you don't like it piss off and troll other vids.
One of our country's finest comics. I interviewed him for radio once - the interview set up my hi mum whilst she was busy at the Embassy Club. They both couldn't have been better - and I've interviewed some 'big names' who were complete assholes on the day. R.I.P. Bernard, you are missed - especially these days.
Brilliant I only have to watch old Bernard for two seconds and I start laughing ! so Much better than the so called snowflake PC comedians we’ve got now who are as funny as a funeral !
Unfortunately these gentlemen are now lost forever in a world of oooh better not offend anyone for fear of backlash A great comic along with many others who at one time were the stable entertainment of the working man now lost forever in a world of over sensitive over grown do gooders a sorry world we live in today Rip mr manning thanks for the laughs and thank technology for video clips x
Bernard's Rolls had the Reg.. BJM1 ...I saw it on a different car in a car park in Wigan in 2016 and I went over and spoke to the driver..it was Bernard's Grandson.
Bernard manning imo is right up there alongside the likes of Pryor, carlson, connoly, rickles, dangerfield, etc. His story telling and timing is an absolute masterclass of comedy. Not in a million years could you get away with some of his jokes in this day, but as an irishman, nothing made me laugh more than his Irish gags. His punchlines were so out of left field you never knew what he was going to say as he had zero barriers. It's criminal that he isn't regarded as one of the all time greatest comedians, because he is a top 10 all day!
Manning at his best...
If you dont like it then dont listen....
Ant Smith class act!! Look at Bernard compared to that shit twat Michael macintyre!!
I never found him funny either, or that Chubby Brown twat, but I support the right of free speech which today’s snowflakes are so set against.
@@richardjones3096amen to that brother ! First 30 seconds worth the entrance fee on its own !
@shillslayer WTF are you watching then?
I don't like it and I'm listening to it so wtf 're you gonna do about it? Who gaf about your opinion?
I'm Irish and he took the piss out of the Irish and it was hilarious, laughed my bollocks off to Bernard, God bless you Mr Manning
That one he used to do.
"Two irish fellas and a pakistani have been drinking all day in different pubs, On the way home the pakistani gets run over by a car and killed, when the police arrive they asked the Irish fellas his name, they said we dont know his name or where he lives, infact we know sweet FA about him. Then one Irish fella said, Oh i know he has two ass holes, The police man replied, "How do you know that" Irish guy replied: Well every pub we went in the people said, 'Oh heres that pakistani with two ass holes'
😂😂😂😂
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And one of his best friend's in the world was the legendary Irish Comedian Frank Carson.😊
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@@fuelsmell C😂😂Classic manning
I was in a cafe in paris and the waiter sauntered over to me. I said:.
Have you got frogs legs?
He said: oui oui yes we do.
I said: well hop in the fucking kitchen and get me an ham sandwich 😂😂
He spoke the truth. That's why they hounded him.
Don't talk bollox. He wasn't hounded!
Saw Bernard many times. He’d turn in his grave if he saw what’s happening to the country. RIP the best comedian ever.
He's would probably say glad to be out of that mess😊
@@ianholmes3761yeah I know I will be.
@@Rodders1 yes mate that's make's two of us😱
He knew it was coming.. 😮
He did see it.
Bernard hit the nail on the head at the end when he said if you been offended it fucking serves you right for coming ! This country has gone to pot with all these people being offended for the sake of it for fucks sake get a grip and have a laugh or don't watch but don't spoil other people's enjoyment R.I.P Bernard a legend of British comedy
Too right bernard was great spot on with his jokes excellent comedian
Britain's BEST EVER stand up comedian he was different to todays so called comic's he was funny
Everything Bernard said is spot on 100% correct & hilarious .
100% racist and sexist and homophonic you mean
👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Except Rossiter died at 57 not 47.
Bernard was the best ... He loved man City pity he couldn't see how good they have become .
I always think that
He'd have fucking hated today's City's team
If they'd have done it with out all the brass they've spent but no I think he'd be disgusted
Don't care what anybody says this man is the best comedian ever god bless bernard manning
Many have tried but no one came close to this comic genius.
Had the pleasure of seeing him twice.
Laughed my Bollocks off all night.
Also saw him twice - should have been more!
Me too. Once in the embassy club, and the Sale hotel back on the day. Queens on the bridge.
Roy chubby legend but I agree with your comment chubby looked up to him
Connolly came close my man, another genius
How true and accurate he was.
A comedy era that will never been matched.
When comedians were funny.....Bernard was one of the best.
He was the best of the best
This is one of best 10 minutes of comedy you'll ever see.The audience were pissing themselves.
Without doubt the 'Best ever', regardless of what subject or colour or creed the way that Bernard put it across was and will always be hilarious.
An inspiration. Thanks Bernard rest In peace old lad x
Perfect delivery. Wish he did more of the observational stuff, as good as any current comic.
A comic genius, sorely missed. I hope he is up there when it's time for me to go. If he is, it will make my day.
👼 😐👍
Bernie was a genius, he makes stand up look so easy rip big man x
You said they can't stop us laughing, Bernard.
If only you knew what would happen because they can now
Only if we let them stop us, I won't.
Quality! Loved Bernard, very funny man, very charitable man. God bless mate, RIP
He saved Neil Sedaka's career and as you say, very charitable man which many decide to ignore. The intelligence of his gags still gets overlooked by reviewers. Sadly missed but not forgotten. I feel for today's comedians, so restricted through fear and control of speech.
Not seen this absolutely brilliant R.I.P Bernard you were the best
That Ted Moult line was brilliant
Brought the house down.
You have to be a certain age to get that gag now.
@@TheMiseryIndex' Ted Moult ' on Google ! 😅
Everest fit the best
You know what that's worth?
Fuck all.....Brilliant
Still sticking two fingers up to the PC brigade !
Sorely missed ! !
Simply the best. When I was a first year apprentice I bought Shooting From the Lip and my Granda was laughing on the floor, great memory, especially my lefty uncle calling us racists and told to sod off out the house. 🤣
What a true British legend,free speech alive and well in those times at least in the theatres and clubs but maybe not tv and radio
The good old days when we could laugh together 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When i turn on tv to watch comedians i simply cant find any they make people cry now, and I'm afraid kids nowadays will laugh at any shit thrown at them. comedians like Bernie are here to stay and never be forgotten
I remember playing a tape cassette in the car with this performance for the first time. I almost lost control of the steering wheel with laughing so much.
God Bless Big Bernard. A comedian with talent instead of an agenda.
Only Bernard could do this - winding up a 'right on' audience and making them laugh and laugh at the same time.
Watching this in 2023, absolutely hilarious and it’s just jokes pretty much about every one. I miss the old days when people were not offended and not cancelling anything that they don’t like.
Sad when he said 'They can' stop us laughing' cos some are trying to stop us.
Saw him several times over the years, proper comedy. Not todays scripted wording
Absolutely fucking brilliant. I can't understand how anyone can't laugh at this. Bernard, R.I.P and...thanks.
The best stand up comedian we have had and will ever have these nowadays are wank this is when comics were real comics
King of comedy - RIP Bernard!
This was when comedians weren't gagged by political correctness and used to be funny.
oh you are so correct he was a genius
the greatest working man's comic ever.
Met the man a few times.. a north Manchester legend..
Had to see him at his Embassy club to really appreciate him.
I used to see him evey friday night at his club my daughter use to go to his house with my dad for sunday diner sometimes a great man rip mate ❤
What a fucking legend. Makes me cry with laughter every time I watch videos
I bet Bernard Manning & Dave Allen are in Heaven side by side entertaining the Masses,,, God's own Comedians! R.I.P
Dave Allen , was the real deal
Make no mistake ;)
Dave Allen was quite different: Intelligent and caring. Not like this clod.
Best stand up comic ever fucking brilliant r.i.p Bernard.
Bernard was red hot this night.Had the audience in the palm of his hand.
Thanks for the video rest in peace Bernard 😁😀👍🤠😄🤠😄
Funniest man that ever lived and a decent bloke
@nuff said no but he gave millions to charity and was a good family man. He's dead over 10 years and you don't hear any kids saying he fucked them like Saville. And he's right about the state of immigration in this sketch it's ruined this country. Out working to get waved at on your way home from work by people that contribute fuck all and in some cases pose serious risk to national security
This was a masterclass from Bernard.Top class.
@Krav163 We both know that you're talking about yourself.
Sorry we have lost this type of comedy
From the days when we were still allowed to laugh...……..WTF happened to Britain ????
Political correctness
Health and safety
Millennials Brainwashed into supporting cultural Marxism.
Feelings over facts......
I could easily go on...
Haha just watched Jim Davidson live last week in Livingston. He’s turning into Bernard Manning at least around the middle. Manning is brilliant here as ever, top notch upload mate, well appreciated.
Saw him once live in Jersey while on holiday, best part of the holiday.
Great British hero. Good to people around him with largesse (no pun intended). Didn't take it too seriously.
The man's a genius
Fantastic
How my dad would’ve laughed at that, loved a dark joke!
Brilliant! Those were the days.
Seen him twice ,he is hilarious 😂
Britain's best ever stand up comedian. The days of non pc shit
The best ever, so funny, made a lot of people laugh..
Brilliant thanks Jimmy
Your welcome mate, glad you enjoyed.
Superb man 😂 Manning was sheer class 👌🏼⭐️
Great clip, thanks for uploading
Needed a good laugh 😂 RIP you comedy genius!
Back in the day comedians told jokes modern comedians tell stories, not the same
The best there was, or ever will be, when jokes and comedians were funny
Master class from the master.
Total Genius.
Mr Bernard. Manning. The best💝💝💝💝💝
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Thankyou for this.Bernard RIP mate.
Fantastic Bernard. Very funny man.
Was the best stand up comedian in the business -could do clean or risqué -Fellow selling seagulls £5 a time on Blackpool prom ,the bloke offers him the money and the Fellow says "take that one up there !"-Had more material than Bob Monkhouse and that took some doing ....RIP
The best english comedian of all time
Brilliant , pure genius ..all you have to do today to get on TV as a comedian is say , blah blah blah Trump blah blah blah May blah blah blah Tories and they are rocking in the aisles
People give Bernard Manning so much flack for his comedy but there was so much more to him than the just racist jokes which mindless snowflakes attribute to him. This clip shows that he is a master at joke telling and making people laugh!
I laughed, I giggled, then I split myself at the naughty joke's, fucking funny, man with balls
A funny bloke, did loads for charity.
Class was Bernard.
Wish i could get his old vhs on dvd
I loved his delivery and enjoy showing younger mates Bernard manning vids the reaction is fantastic I think Bernard would have enjoyed it too. Great comedian. As another commentor suggested if you don't like it piss off and troll other vids.
Fucking hilarious! RIP Bernard! I miss you and your fantastic humour
One of our country's finest comics. I interviewed him for radio once - the interview set up my hi mum whilst she was busy at the Embassy Club. They both couldn't have been better - and I've interviewed some 'big names' who were complete assholes on the day.
R.I.P. Bernard, you are missed - especially these days.
Brilliant I only have to watch old Bernard for two seconds and I start laughing ! so
Much better than the so called snowflake PC comedians we’ve got now who are as funny as a funeral !
You simply don't get comedy like this anymore.
Legend....... Top gentlemen top comedian
Unfortunately these gentlemen are now lost forever in a world of oooh better not offend anyone for fear of backlash
A great comic along with many others who at one time were the stable entertainment of the working man now lost forever in a world of over sensitive over grown do gooders a sorry world we live in today
Rip mr manning thanks for the laughs and thank technology for video clips x
Brilliant! Never seen this before
Absolutely outstanding. Fucking brilliant.
They can't stop us laughing?
They are sure trying!
Talent with a capital T, rip missed so much.
Thanx so much for sharing this bud
I'm irish, his irish jokes are very funny, it's only a bit of fun in the end😂
Bernard's Rolls had the Reg.. BJM1 ...I saw it on a different car in a car park in Wigan in 2016 and I went over and spoke to the driver..it was Bernard's Grandson.
Bernard manning imo is right up there alongside the likes of Pryor, carlson, connoly, rickles, dangerfield, etc. His story telling and timing is an absolute masterclass of comedy. Not in a million years could you get away with some of his jokes in this day, but as an irishman, nothing made me laugh more than his Irish gags. His punchlines were so out of left field you never knew what he was going to say as he had zero barriers. It's criminal that he isn't regarded as one of the all time greatest comedians, because he is a top 10 all day!
I was thinking of telling a joke down the pub. Who do I write to these days for permission?
fred bampot me. And I hereby give you permission to tell any joke you like. On one condition. It must be politically incorrect.
You have a pub??
;-)Well, it was the British Lion. It is now the Firkin Snowflake.
The Masons
Just tell it and sod the pc brigade
"Even a panda won't f*** a panda". Brilliant.
British legend 👍👍
That chicken joke cracked me up , top chap Bernard
Used to sit on my grandads knee whit i was little watching Bernard manning. Still my favourite comedian.
Much missed...😊
he is brilliant
brilliant!
The funniest man that ever drew breath
" Can't stop us laughing can they ? " - they did .
I met him twice brillant man!
sheer magic!
rare!, thx Jimmy
Cheers Gaz.