【Hololive】Prologue: Watame doesn't wanna go to jail

[@DragonFireStrike]

*Matsuri calls Watame later that night*
Matsuri: Watame, wanna hang out?
Lolis: I sense a disturbance in the force.

[@hiramesensei3112]

lolis: *chuckle* I'm in danger

[@kannatheweeb8836]

LOL

[@NeroClaudius369]

xD

[@CG-hf2cd]

My Lolicon sense is tingling.

[@orphelliavalire7336]

Matsuri: *"Come to the dark side"*

[@GrammarPaladin]

I bet the game designers didn't think they'd have to worry about Vtuber Idols harassing Virtual Idols huh? What a wacky world.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

hmmmm.

[@aghastyayoga3371]

Wait, hololive is an idol?

[@mcdanzy8379]

Idolpunk 2077

[@ZeroRelevance]

Aghastya Yoga Everyday YAGOO strays further from normal blood pressure

[@kilo1901]

Human Child
His Blood Pressure AT REST is 420/69.

[@noii1524]

You can't spell Hololive without Loli

[@NucleaRaptor]

mind = blown

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

This is a disturbing revelation.

[@Hawwwlucha]

cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525976406103031818/729943986885885982/unknown.png Relevant

[@LK_tutturu]

@@Hawwwlucha Loli abduction. Nice
Great. Now I'm on a watch list

[@ashkirby8896]

Oh boy!😂😖😣😳

[@djmeowth]

:|
Watame after being told she can only touch the loli once a week.

[@AnimeFun4Every1]

Well, . . . My image of Watame acting like a kindergarten teacher is being thrown out the window.

[@MrMagnetron2]

It's always the purest looking ones that you have to look out for

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Why it perfect job closer to kids... Wait....

[@Ashcampbell525]

Or the reason shes a kindergarten teacher is to be close to the lolis ?

[@sheepcommander9445]

She still is a kindergarten teacher, they just haven't found her yet

[@ThishandlefeatureISdumb]

Man her laugh and Ui-mama’s laugh are almost identical. Both are such pure cuties.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

they are.. ''pure''?? eh no

[@JJnejihyuga]

Only difference is Ui mama into JKs and not Lolis

[@nothowtung7372]

@@JJnejihyuga Ui mama once claimed she likes loli but she is not lolicon which is something a lolicon would say

[@JJnejihyuga]

@@nothowtung7372 at the same time, it also something a normal person would say, so we cant be too sure...

[@Melcookie96]

Uimama hated lolis so much she became one.

[@jackl5176]

Ah another one

[@kannatheweeb8836]

lolicon

[@helsreach8954]

bite The dust

[@zoklev]

@@helsreach8954
>bite The dust
BAIGHTZ ZA DUSTO*

[@danielalejandrosotelomiran4916]

@@kannatheweeb8836 piece of shitty 🖕

[@tripleaces659]

1:30 Meanwhile in Haachama's stream, she carress Kogane's oppai for 10 seconds 😂

[@IsonDaya]

"Whose?" I say as she forgets her name for the 5th time.

[@tripleaces659]

@@IsonDaya She should write Kogane's name as she chooses her like the comments said 😂😂😂

[@darknessknows1235]

@@tripleaces659 I'm fairly certain she did make a note about Kogane's name lol

[@tripleaces659]

@@darknessknows1235 After forgeting Kogane's name a few times lol 😂😂😂

[@yoursonisold8743]

@@IsonDaya Hard to remember any names when your mind if full of Kogane's assets.

[@noraiou]

"I like that Grade school too"
Oh well, See you in jail

[@kannatheweeb8836]

see ya in jail. Onii chan

[@RratRemi]

...i need a watame matsuri session with loli's involved.

[@kannatheweeb8836]

i do too

[@efu2046]

That would destroy the balance in the Loli world.

[@anhh1723]

Matsuri : “Could she be one of my people ?!”

[@niismo.]

⚰️

[@Homiloko2]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@danielalejandrosotelomiran4916]

Pendejo

[@inv3301]

1:32 watame-lon identifying another watermelon

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Nice pun.

[@inv3301]

@@ashchisalleh1454 lmao watamelon suddenly blew up

[@あきら-v7h]

I’m calling animal control

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

Underrated comment

[@_DuongMinhQuan-rb9gh]

Officer, this sheep is the one who you are looking for

[@anagittigana]

At around 05:15 she is quoting the famous Tsurupettan song by Silver Forest, a Touhou-oriented doujin music circle. ua-cam.com/video/kZl51uC5TXU/v-deo.html

[@DragonFireStrike]

If you had asked me who the pervert of gen 4 was...
Actually this makes complete sense.

[@SWIFTO_SCYTHE]

Angel towa
Bully victim kanata
*HORNY - WATAME* because Oji-san 🤗
Badass coco
Final boss luna

[@sekaihunter9378]

Rinze, 16 years old: 70cm
Kaho, 12 years old: 80cm
Hoo boi, now that's potential SUGOI DEKAI in the future right there~

[@fondrive]

I appreciate that sudden Tsurupettan bit
Watame is a cultured sheep

[@Ryuto0816]

Loli: **exists**
Watame: "Time to become a wolf"

[@Gamesmarts194]

“Am I gonna produce her by sacrificing myself?”
Flambé de Watamé, anyone?

[@Ijimedayo]

"Don't Report me, I won't do anything funny"
-Wata-Oji 2020, Colorized

[@orangenasa]

Watame in court
> What do you have to say in your own defense?
"Watame wa warukunai yo ne"

[@derpedfox]

"What do you say in your defence?"
*Watame wa, warukunai yo nee*

[@cherryrook8684]

Tfw everyone thought Matsuri was the biggest lolicon in Hololive but it was actually Watame all along

[@hirokokueh3541]

they are both the "biggest", in different meaning

[@abelesperanz4196]

"i like that grade schooler too" Thanks, this video will be very useful against her in court

[@Krizz10043]

So not only is she reserve food, a crybaby and a big ball of fluffyiness, she's also a lolicon.
God Watame is the best.

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

"There is another."

[@nekotofu_official7665]

Looks like Matsuri has found lolicon partner among Homolive member~

[@kannatheweeb8836]

great aint it

[@PrimeGamator]

And don't forget YAGOO

[@AirahsELL]

@@PrimeGamator he's into JK not loli.

[@art-cs6us]

@MΛX wait haachama?

[@roberttallafer2299]

@MΛX Haachama doesn’t count actually. What I got from her collab with Matsuri is that she only likes little girls in a “they’re cute” sense, not at lolicon level.

[@robinsaikou9993]

Matsuri found another comrade

[@baroktoto]

Watame : "To tell you the truth, I like lolis so much..."
A certain Saiyan Prince : "She is speaking the-"
Matsuri : "MY LANGUAGE !!"

[@zentron0]

Watame and Matsuri would be a dangerous duo.

[@gummybear_]

Ui-mama : Who are you?
Watame : I am you but cultured

[@sufianramli8017]

Watame: don't report me! I won't do anything strange
*also Watame* i can touch her?!!

[@3005desu]

Quite ironic that watame, who sounds just like Ui-mama, love lolis so much, don't you think?

[@tahutagaol9186]

Who is shigure ui actually?

[@sushiamezaki9869]

@@tahutagaol9186 Shuba shuba's mother

[@thisperson345]

This is getting out of hand... Now there are two of them!

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Yagoo: We should not have made this bargain.

[@jeronado2955]

2:03 "Treat her to a mutton meal"... Unreal lol

[@lhkatti8022]

Matsuri: One of us! One of us!

[@nulnoh219]

Kaho is like the opposite of a flat-chested loli tho she's 163cm tall, 80,57,83... Everything except her actual age i guess...

[@Sammy4549]

Kaho's 163 cm. Doing the math... she's roughly 5' 4". Kinda tall for a 12 year old.

[@Saihamaru]

she's feeling guilty, she must have ulterior motive
yes officer, that sheep woman over there

[@hitokikoeru535]

Watame is hidden lolicon lol

[@PutraRhm]

God I love Watame

[@saaizonech.2222]

Saijou juri-chan: *exist*
Subaru oozora:"¿what i see? A rival"

[@efu2046]

4:59
Matsuri, in the distance :
"one of us!"
"One of us!"
"ONE OF US!"
*ONE OF US!*

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Watame could take over a country with her Watame kojo like bane but with an army
The cops can't win this one

[@kamo7293]

Matsuri: I like lolis
... No!
Watame: I like lolis
Fine

[@IAMZielt]

lmao.
watame expression change 6:42 when she's told to have moderation in physical contact.
lolololol

[@usapishizu3069]

While Hachama cant remember Kogane

[@silly.thoughts]

Haato: WATAME?!?!? Degenelate!

[@my.name_00]

her laugh is way too similar with ui-mama

[@paorousama]

Now I see watame and I share the same soul as Ps

[@nuzhmizafidi2037]

Keisatsu-san preparing for Watame front door right now.

[@SorenNido]

Well, if there was ever any doubt about Ui mama and Watame being the same, it's gone now!

[@davidgamerita2165]

I didn't expect Watame likes the 12 y old kids... What a Lolicon

[@StarSonata10]

Well well well, another woman of culture

[@Cethavi]

Watame the *lost lamb*

[@talonharibon8577]

Ahhh I see we have another sibling of culture in our midsts.

[@zeromailss]

Oh no, this sheep is carnivorous

[@MegaRazor619]

Big Ara Ara

[@tvftw1]

Matsuri: "DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?"

[@gozea88]

5:18 pettan, pettan, tsurupetta

[@ChrisDaPatriot]

Seisou my ass. lol
I first learned about this from her collab with Tamaki since I wasn't watching her shinymas streams since so many have already played it. I still blame Tamaki.

[@MJade-up1rh]

Ah yes, eyes full of hope. So pure and naive, thats what we used to be.

[@A-98723]

Why do I feel deja Vu after watching this video

[@nvmd8509]

Nice. I've been waiting for this

[@DiegOismoCh]

So she's now a fellow lolicon of culture
Excellent

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

Idol sheep fangirling over in game idols while wavering between loli or not.

[@Aa-jl4df]

Im wondering why is this in my recommendation
I had never see something like this but im enjoying it , i wonder why

[@thoribio5846]

Yeh sometimes you forget most gacha games are "not" gal games.

[@ashchisalleh1454]

Gacha worth more!! For waifu!!

[@solusjbj]

Those shifty eyes at the end...

[@Scy416]

Arrest me instead officer... I told her to do it... so I should be the one who gets arrested

[@JoeXLee]

So......Watame really is Ui-mama huh.

[@tristencox5914]

A very cultured sheep indeed

[@chero666]

The funniest meme ever made amirite like FBI bro’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jazerkuru9110]

So Another One Has Fallen for it...
*Greato..*

[@koover]

Watame: I like lolis
Matsuri: I'm in

[@mkross9214]

thank you translator!!!

[@Alt.E32]

It's kinda ironic tbh seeing that her alter ego imprisoned lolicons in a stream not so long ago.

[@XenoDeki]

There's a new hololive predator on the loose.
Lolis: I'm in danger

[@elios4514]

Ah shit, here we go again

[@jcoco4423]

Definitely ui mama right here

[@WoodChoppa911]

we shall call her sukebe simptuber

[@nessfrommother2147]

Object Class: *Keter*

[@DrachenRitter]

Suddenly this fluffy sheep isn’t so innocent lol.

[@winterville2731]

12 years old, and as tall as me, someone in his 20s.
Feels bad, man.

[@kissena3830]

I feel like matsuri is grinning in my mind

[@tally9542]

The only way you can tell her and Ui-Mama apart...

[@dj.blackstar]

I don't hear Watame speak English enough. The way she said "I'm bear". It sounded so naturally airy.

[@differentone_p]

that’s why I love Japan.

[@aegis3141]

Confession : check
Criminal Intent : check
If The sheep suddenly stopped streaming,she might be detained for questioning by police

[@PipyLonTeZ]

Watame warukunai yo ne

[@Jormungand157]

おまわりさんぉぃこんがいるんですけど

[@Laekith]

Based

[@definitelycultured7521]

Matsuri : do i smell a nakama!?

[@1011約束]

Hololive members are studying how to become a proper idol using this game.

[@whatyoukai4162]

5:18 Smells like touhou influence.

[@otaking3582]

She's being arrested for playing Shiny Colors and not the main series IDOLM@STER games

[@Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

Matsuri is a strange child.

[@UnclePutte]

To the petting zoo.

[@Yamaya2_Haya]

Ah yes the game which reveal that our sheep is a Lolicon this also debunked the theory that she is Ui-mama cause we know ui-mama hates lolicons