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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2023
  • today i looked at more of my tik toks likes
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  • @LeBronBron69
    @LeBronBron69 5 місяців тому +2923

    DADDY’S BACK WITH THE MILK

  • @SophisticatedSalsa
    @SophisticatedSalsa 5 місяців тому +1807

    Thank you Kwite for serving your denthead children this home-cooked meal

    • @thebeastqueen3103
      @thebeastqueen3103 5 місяців тому +1

      lol

    • @AlyxTheProtogen
      @AlyxTheProtogen 5 місяців тому +6

      Thanks @SophisticatedSalsa for your comment! Very awesome comment!

    • @SophisticatedSalsa
      @SophisticatedSalsa 5 місяців тому +15

      @@AlyxTheProtogen You are welcome brother/sister/sibling/dementeddentead

    • @carsonweber8742
      @carsonweber8742 5 місяців тому +4

      This is THE best comment of all time

    • @SophisticatedSalsa
      @SophisticatedSalsa 5 місяців тому +1

      @@carsonweber8742 Thank you my deranged dented sibling

  • @housekeyshousekeys
    @housekeyshousekeys 5 місяців тому +1469

    Kwite slowly running their sanity into the ground for the sake of our entertainment is more of a greek tragedy than that cat ever will be

    • @CannibalisticChihuahua
      @CannibalisticChihuahua 5 місяців тому +16

      And I love it

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 5 місяців тому +6

      @@CannibalisticChihuahua do you love it about as much as dog steak?

    • @userabcdef6436
      @userabcdef6436 5 місяців тому +44

      Blud is like Atlas holding up the world, except instead of the world it's brainrotted internet content

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@userabcdef6436 SO REAL

    • @zonkeos100
      @zonkeos100 5 місяців тому +21

      Did you did anyone else notice the kwites mask was on funny

  • @b1ue_jay314
    @b1ue_jay314 5 місяців тому +409

    kwite calling michael afton "purple guy" killed me a little bit inside

  • @MasochistScaramouche
    @MasochistScaramouche 5 місяців тому +421

    I am infertile from eating scented candles.

  •  5 місяців тому +491

    Tiktok is just proof that what that one cucumber said is in fact true: ''humor in the future will be randomly generated''

  • @lexsfx
    @lexsfx 5 місяців тому +570

    Kwite, my favorite green, faceless floating hoodie

    • @janlehur4820
      @janlehur4820 5 місяців тому +35

      Yep, I also refuse to remember what he looks like lol

    • @Emmie_Bee
      @Emmie_Bee 5 місяців тому +12

      you know any other green faceless floating hoodies?

    • @lexsfx
      @lexsfx 5 місяців тому +22

      @@Emmie_Bee not currently no

    • @Pudge_Button
      @Pudge_Button 5 місяців тому +1

      Alright bro

    • @Random_Guy_20xx
      @Random_Guy_20xx 5 місяців тому

      @@janlehur4820 by saying "you refuse to remember" indirectly says that there was something to remember!!DOWN WITH THE HERETIC!! SHAME TO THE UNBELIEVER!

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 місяців тому +378

    I respect Kwite's dedication to the failing task that is attempting to shame people into turning their notifications on.
    Dude's been doing it for going on 5 years now and hasn't managed to make it go up even a percent.

    • @CheerfulLightning-bh4pc
      @CheerfulLightning-bh4pc 4 місяці тому +1

      So much big sad :(

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 21 день тому

      Which is actually not half as bad as it sounds, as a consistent 20% retention would mean hes ABSOLUTELY BALLING and performing better than most channels in that regard lol

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss 5 місяців тому +177

    Kwite took this year like a champ, I am genuinely so glad he's doing great now. Happy new year everyone!

  • @bikotta1457
    @bikotta1457 5 місяців тому +21

    I got so high and watched this video at 0.25 and I got so afraid that I almost start crying

  • @raaza4
    @raaza4 5 місяців тому +36

    "speaking of cbt" is a sentence i never thought i'd ever hear and yet here we are

  • @dabatman5187
    @dabatman5187 5 місяців тому +247

    This is a pretty well formatted document for Kwite’s decent into insanity

    • @RookMurphy
      @RookMurphy 5 місяців тому +7

      SPELLING MISTAKE SPOTTED!! erm actually its *descent😬😋😋

    • @luiginumbers6268
      @luiginumbers6268 5 місяців тому +5

      ⁠@@RookMurphyPUNCTUATION MISTAKE SPOTTED! You should have added an apostrophe to “its” to change it to the proper form of “it’s.” 🥶💯⁉️

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 5 місяців тому

      @@RookMurphyisn’t that called a homophone?

    • @resigned7739
      @resigned7739 5 місяців тому +1

    • @landoncapitumino48
      @landoncapitumino48 5 місяців тому

      @@RookMurphyGrammar mistake spotted um actually after your first sentence “erm” should have been capitalized 🤓🤓🤓

  • @podnip
    @podnip 5 місяців тому +129

    kwite isnt pregnant but she never fails to deliver 🥰

  • @Tsuna_Dokkan
    @Tsuna_Dokkan 5 місяців тому +68

    If I had to ask a therapist about every weird thought and question that came into my mind I would never leave the office

    • @coal9205
      @coal9205 5 місяців тому

      I'd be in a mental hospital

  • @unfunnyyy
    @unfunnyyy 5 місяців тому +38

    it's crazy that the best year for kwite's channel was also the worst year for it, props to this dude for not being a basic youtuber

  • @CursedThulium
    @CursedThulium 5 місяців тому +21

    speaking of tik tok, my adhd came full circle and i got bored of tik tok and deleted the app

    • @PlxsteredH34rt
      @PlxsteredH34rt 5 місяців тому

      Your eventually gonna want it back 😨

    • @grammy_hnng
      @grammy_hnng 5 місяців тому +1

      be free small child and live the life others cannot

  • @kyototomokui6676
    @kyototomokui6676 5 місяців тому +16

    Damn she truly baited an entire generation into watching Goodfellas by calling it a video by a content creator.

  • @NotMyles4
    @NotMyles4 5 місяців тому +98

    Kwite is caked up bruh 5:12

    • @XxSunny_Th3r1anxX
      @XxSunny_Th3r1anxX 5 місяців тому +6

      Fr

    • @Melon_wuz_here
      @Melon_wuz_here 5 місяців тому +7

      I mean... I can't say that that statement isn't true.

    • @Alltos
      @Alltos 5 місяців тому +11

      would

    • @v1rzen
      @v1rzen 5 місяців тому

      smash

    • @ninevehgrey
      @ninevehgrey 5 місяців тому +24

      Springtrap so lucky 😔✊

  • @Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid
    @Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid 5 місяців тому +20

    They say every time Kwite posts, a toddler with 6 fingers dies.
    Thank you Kwite for doing God’s work🙏

  • @yourlocalhuman3107
    @yourlocalhuman3107 5 місяців тому +109

    kwite how are you not in a mental hospital yet? not in a rude way but more in a 'what hacks and tricks did you use to not get put there' way

  • @SchlattBalloonGuy
    @SchlattBalloonGuy 5 місяців тому +8

    Kwite might be the most menacing floating creature I’ve ever seen. She scares me, and yet they give me gender envy 😔

  • @arf101088
    @arf101088 5 місяців тому +9

    hey kwite, this is unrelated to the vid, just wanted to let you know in case you see this at all.
    ive had a pretty conservative mormon upbringing, or what ever desperate attempts to maintain it since after my moms divorce. from this, along with being the only guy in the family, and being the middle kid, ive always felt repressed. do as im told, be what they need. never talk about myself or vent what i feel because its selfish. most days i dont know who i am or how i feel, like i became the mask i hid behind.
    ive never invested in the music space. i was afraid of what theyd think. but ive always had an ear to music and rhythm, and occasionally id find artists and bands i thought had a couple good singles but never pursued it. for some reason though, with you being a bit more involved with the gaming space, you were kind of a gateway into the medium. i humored your goofy lyrics and it convinced me to explore music as a means of expression.
    honestly, it feels like a fog has been lifted. its so obvious the bubble ive been in my whole life. music tells stories, life experience, state of mind. so much of the shit i thought were problems before seem totally pointless.
    the point is, though your music is, well not exactly crazy deep, it was an escape hatch for a desensitized cynical mf to find at least some expression and worldly experience. id imagine theres a lot like me in the commentary community. so keep promoting your shit, seriously.
    besides your own songs, i did take your suggestions from the spotify wrapped vid. Kendrick Lamar is pretty good, but ngl Denzel Curry is gotta be my fave rn. Melt My Eyez See Your Future actually fuckin mind linked w me like some pacific rim shit

  • @dog_wont_stop_for_a_pic
    @dog_wont_stop_for_a_pic 5 місяців тому +24

    9:38 Yes, dog pee can be fully transparent.
    Recently one of my old doggos had some undiagnosed gastrointestinal idk problems, and on top of that she was drinking water and peeing aaaall day. She would drink water and 10 minutes later pee everything, then repeat process. Because of that her pee looked like just water. Fortunately she got better on this aspect after 3 days.
    After having dogs for 16 years and it's the first time I've seen it, so its not common I suppose. And it's fair to assume is due to some illness because they don't drink that much water if they are fine.
    You're welcome.

  • @Ringoxxedits
    @Ringoxxedits 5 місяців тому +201

    Kwicock always manages to make me more depressed with every video he posts

    • @DarthBHorse
      @DarthBHorse 5 місяців тому +33

      i like the sentiment but im not sure i can condone the use of "Kwicock."

    • @Silly_goober623
      @Silly_goober623 5 місяців тому +40

      @@DarthBHorse Is that his warrior cats name?

    • @totallynotbench
      @totallynotbench 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Silly_goober623WHAT.

    • @fermentedtoejam
      @fermentedtoejam 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Silly_goober623 yes

    • @cephaleaorion4888
      @cephaleaorion4888 5 місяців тому +5

      ban this man

  • @SixDigitOsu
    @SixDigitOsu 5 місяців тому +12

    I was totally convinced Kwite forgot about his basement children🙏🙏🙏

  • @Atlascat3
    @Atlascat3 5 місяців тому +34

    Kwite the only green faceless floating hoodie, reminder that if your organs knew you have eyes you would be blind

    • @Epok_Gamurr_5975
      @Epok_Gamurr_5975 5 місяців тому +2

      My eyes are a secret to my own body?

    • @b0b1IsGoat
      @b0b1IsGoat 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Epok_Gamurr_5975its because of your immune system and how open to harmfull microorganisams your eyes are

    • @Epok_Gamurr_5975
      @Epok_Gamurr_5975 5 місяців тому +3

      @@b0b1IsGoat well my immune system can go turn into a mune system or whatever.

  • @squidpile
    @squidpile 5 місяців тому +24

    Hi Kwite, my mum just saw you on my screen, saw the video title, and said “he looks a bit demented himself”
    Have a nice day

  • @Beefybuttlord
    @Beefybuttlord 5 місяців тому +38

    Kwite never fails to ruin my day

  • @yummynubs3646
    @yummynubs3646 5 місяців тому +14

    Kwite never fails to bend me over and pound the new year into me forcefully

  • @muffin6181
    @muffin6181 5 місяців тому +5

    Calling Micheal Afton Purple guy killed me

  • @radicalpasta7040
    @radicalpasta7040 5 місяців тому +5

    2:00 its more of a cat Icarus

  • @lmagineee.
    @lmagineee. 5 місяців тому +13

    in 5 years we are gonna see kwites brain melting out the side of his head because of these types of videos

  • @hypercube8792
    @hypercube8792 5 місяців тому +8

    I didn’t expect the sudden surprise thirst trap 😂. Thanks!

  • @somethingbush
    @somethingbush 5 місяців тому +19

    This video has taken me to the deepest depth of hell. Thanks Kwite!!! :D

  • @adrianloveless2714
    @adrianloveless2714 5 місяців тому +13

    Genuinely hope you end the year feeling safe if not at peace
    Sending as much love as I can to you💙

  • @no1legobatmanfan
    @no1legobatmanfan 5 місяців тому +11

    I’ve watched so much kwite that i gained pronouns ❤️

  • @fromthesqurce
    @fromthesqurce 5 місяців тому +4

    1:53 the fact the other support is tied means this isn’t the first time the cat has chewed through the only thing between him and certain doom

  • @user-iz2co7do6f
    @user-iz2co7do6f 5 місяців тому +17

    cwile always makes our days with his uploads

  • @shiftybus
    @shiftybus 5 місяців тому +5

    3:10
    We not gonna talk about why they just left a very open glass of matcha on what looks to be their couch. Homie was asking for some thieving.

  • @Fetishmale
    @Fetishmale 3 місяці тому +1

    GREAT now im google "do dogs ever pee clear pee" from 09:40 and the answer: We’re wanting to see clear to light yellow. This indicates that your pet is getting proper hydration. Some yellow is good, since that means your pet is concentrating their urine- while clear urine could mean they’re drinking too much water or is not able to concentrate their urine- which could be a sign of trouble.

  • @aitorleal4676
    @aitorleal4676 5 місяців тому +7

    GOD i love opening up Kwite and taking all of the DELICIOUS content to my face.

  • @CRYYY0FF34R
    @CRYYY0FF34R 4 місяці тому +2

    4:40 this guy 100% nailed the MK combos hoooly
    bro shoulda pulled an overhead attack

  • @samueleborn9909
    @samueleborn9909 5 місяців тому +2

    5:12 GYYYAATTTTT I need to get back on twitter (said respectfully)

  • @ct6414
    @ct6414 5 місяців тому +8

    Kwite never fails to spread me wide and fill me up

  • @DeeGlassGhosts
    @DeeGlassGhosts 5 місяців тому +3

    Really glad you came back despite all of the shit, I'm sorry that people have failed you. But I'm glad now that you're surrounded by people who care for you and your following who still loves you.

  • @catching.rainbows
    @catching.rainbows 5 місяців тому +2

    7:23
    Little does he know this is literally the exact thought process of one of the coolest scenes in jojo

  • @The_Blanket_Dragon
    @The_Blanket_Dragon 5 місяців тому +3

    So nice to see Martin Scorsese, the creator of hit film Goncharov, recognized for his other works.

    • @Sylvr-evolved
      @Sylvr-evolved 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, I loved Goncharov, the best mafia movie ever made

  • @BrotherCarver
    @BrotherCarver 5 місяців тому +6

    Last time I was this early to a Kwite video, I could still feel joy.

  • @salmonellq2981
    @salmonellq2981 5 місяців тому +6

    Kwite never fails to put me on my knees and fill my mouth with the essence of life 😅

  • @delusionoid
    @delusionoid 5 місяців тому +1

    3:49 Kwite intensly staring at the containers sent me

  • @Somethinorother.
    @Somethinorother. 5 місяців тому +5

    Damn 2 videos in 20 hours Kwite is cooking

  • @OwlWitch5141
    @OwlWitch5141 5 місяців тому +4

    10:00 it wasn't on screen 😮 this has never happened before

  • @Holl1day
    @Holl1day 5 місяців тому +4

    Kwite i haven’t watched through this video yet but your vids make me so happy

  • @Airenapsk
    @Airenapsk 5 місяців тому +1

    This officially marks the third time I have watched a Kwite vid through the new year.

  • @9w8suxjehsoxjznw
    @9w8suxjehsoxjznw 5 місяців тому +3

    9:07 Mario Rabbits is amazing. Definitely the oddest way to start the switch but damn is it good.

  • @dublxml
    @dublxml 5 місяців тому +1

    Man this content has been helping me recover since my frontal lobe was bit off my a faint robot bear!

  • @zanderfus2723
    @zanderfus2723 5 місяців тому

    I discovered your channel today and I'm already in love

  • @monu_894
    @monu_894 4 місяці тому

    Glad to see youre back

  • @Leonard-tn7um
    @Leonard-tn7um 5 місяців тому +4

    1:01 one of my favorite memes

  • @Weenus-gu1ys
    @Weenus-gu1ys 5 місяців тому +3

    Holy shit Kwites pulling out bangers

  • @micheal4007
    @micheal4007 4 місяці тому

    thanks for the new material kwite

  • @strawberrykami
    @strawberrykami 5 місяців тому

    thank you for this year kwite

  • @_Pro11
    @_Pro11 5 місяців тому +1

    The only YTer I'm subbed to with notifications

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere 5 місяців тому +2

    9:31 so thats how they made the intro for the last of us

  • @PumkinSyrup
    @PumkinSyrup 5 місяців тому +1

    7:40 WHAT IS THE TARDIS AND DALEKS DOING ON A TRAILER 😭😭😭

  • @wozzle_buh
    @wozzle_buh 2 місяці тому

    the contrast changing every cut

  • @acaloid1234
    @acaloid1234 5 місяців тому +1

    "demented tiktokers" is a crazy redundant phrase ngl

  • @Mangsterade
    @Mangsterade 2 місяці тому +1

    the thumbnail is so real

  • @SwordsmanStudios
    @SwordsmanStudios 4 місяці тому

    Look, I am being 100% genuine right now: Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is one of my favorite games of all time. Sparks of hope is up there too, and I've barely had a chance to play it. You need to play it. Heck, stream it, I'd watch that, and I don't even know how I ended up on this channel.

  • @HeCesar
    @HeCesar 5 місяців тому

    Kwite never fails to deliver hard work in us
    Good video😁

  • @somenbything08
    @somenbything08 5 місяців тому

    You never fail to make my day worse i love you/j

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 5 місяців тому +1

    That first clip and the rest of this video makes me so happy that I have never even thought of downloading that god forsaken app

  • @Miyenn
    @Miyenn 5 місяців тому +2

    HOLLY SHIT KWITE IS CAKED UP

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 5 місяців тому +2

    Poor puppy at the end. Owner either didn't potty train him or he is stressed/medically unwell. Him not even responding to being yelled at is very strange. Usually dogs feel guilty & embarrassed if they go in the house even without people yelling at them. Maybe he is on medication? Like post teeth cleaning seems like the most optimistic possibility for this video.

  • @owenprideaux7029
    @owenprideaux7029 5 місяців тому +2

    Kwite clear pee means you are sufficiently hydrated. Are you staying hydrated?

    • @esque7091
      @esque7091 5 місяців тому +1

      are you willing to do the work to find out ?

  • @lukevolts9005
    @lukevolts9005 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the last kwideo of 2023

  • @lacunaereversed
    @lacunaereversed 5 місяців тому +2

    watching this immediately after listening to everywhere at the end of time

  • @eat139
    @eat139 5 місяців тому +6

    6:42 whos mobius and why do we want them to strip?

    • @eat139
      @eat139 4 місяці тому +3

      I got a like on this and saw something I wasnt aware I was dreaming for, I can die happy

    • @alice5790
      @alice5790 Місяць тому

      it's mobin' time

  • @CharlieDuke-bb3ug
    @CharlieDuke-bb3ug 5 місяців тому

    Hope next year isnt as shitty as this year has been for my favorite youtube, kwicock

  • @rayneTheWolfe
    @rayneTheWolfe 5 місяців тому +2

    My brain stroked out from that first video

  • @SmileyDraws
    @SmileyDraws 5 місяців тому

    kwite posting on my birthday best day ever

  • @Your_Localhuman
    @Your_Localhuman 5 місяців тому

    Foaming from the mouth...this video is way too good

  • @moonburn_the_lynx9099
    @moonburn_the_lynx9099 5 місяців тому +1

    kwite, it is my highest honor to declare to you that you currently are and have been my hyperfixation for the past week now. you are absolutely and profoundly welcome for that information.

  • @hannahnightshadewolf
    @hannahnightshadewolf 5 місяців тому +1

    KWITE POSTED LETS GOOOI

  • @MagnusRohden-db8gy
    @MagnusRohden-db8gy Місяць тому

    Kwite feels like a more intense version of moist critical

  • @DOOMGUTS
    @DOOMGUTS 2 місяці тому

    I love Keith’s videos

  • @reyluna0
    @reyluna0 5 місяців тому +1

    We are working on ourselves this year, it's meant to be
    Happy New Year Kwite

  • @Dummy226
    @Dummy226 4 місяці тому

    The thumbnail goes hard

  • @theschnozzler
    @theschnozzler 5 місяців тому +1

    For the nether portal one he needed more fire. Approximately 1m cube of pure flames.

  • @themerchant1968
    @themerchant1968 5 місяців тому +1

    Love everyone plugging badger's "guacamole gamerfart 9000" flavor

  • @ZooZoo310
    @ZooZoo310 5 місяців тому

    Kweef is back at it again

  • @AKA253
    @AKA253 5 місяців тому

    Listening to this while high outta my mind at a bar for new years. Happy 2024 to everyone here!

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 5 місяців тому

    As the kids might say
    Bombastic Thumbnail

  • @coldbeanjuice
    @coldbeanjuice 5 місяців тому +2

    demented tikoks for a demented hoodie

  • @ghostthegay9223
    @ghostthegay9223 5 місяців тому

    This video is the best video to start 2024 with

  • @MagickP00dle
    @MagickP00dle 5 місяців тому

    The Yoda rage is real
    (Also the Mario & Rabbids games are fantastic and a ton of fun)

  • @guyintow4449
    @guyintow4449 4 місяці тому

    As soon as Kwite mentioned Yoda from Soul Calibur 4, I had a conniption. Thanks for the entertaining video Kwite and have a good day.

  • @AxlefublrMain
    @AxlefublrMain 5 місяців тому

    I thought this was just a tiktok compilation that somehow appeared in my recommendations. Imagine my surprise when I saw Kwite! I literally said "You??!" out loud

  • @renamamiya158
    @renamamiya158 5 місяців тому

    Cya next year kwite.

  • @towersket
    @towersket 5 місяців тому +2

    5:06 I'm having fucking flashbacks to when my dad kept kicking my ass in that game