Only thing I'd correct is the tree chopping. When they chop a tree, the entire tree disappears and it becomes a stump from an entirely different species of tree
Yes it's true, light companies could produce a light, which would hold long. Ofcourse they do not, they want a short life span and money, same trick in electronic stuff...
-King is faster than Cobra Car, and he is fat too -Arrows can destroy Stone Wall -Spanish Missionary cannot pickup Relic with a Donkey, and Typical Monk lift it up like nothing -In time of War the unspoken law of not putting more than 5 people inside a house because it’s human right abuse. -Condontierro and Huskarl wear identical armor and Condontierro get owned by Archers easily
AoE 3 "corrected" most of that. Units have a different attack animation against buildings, for instance, and villagers defend themselves with their hunting weapons.
They could have at least made the farm's have a few small fires on them when they are damaged instead of a odd looking single fireball that appears in the center of them anytime they are on low HP from enemy damage. :P
Man....Hearing that music brings me back. I feel like a kid in his 5th grade IT lesson again, trying to finish my tasks early, so I can play the AoE2 demo, which I have played already hundreds of times.
Ok ok you got a chuckle out of me with the building ram attacking the farmer field, and the repair happening at the same time. Ridiculous and I love it
I am a strong believer of the Wolololo cult. The power of Wolololo is such that, despite being exclusive to AoE 1, people attribute it to the monks of AoE 2 as well
Well that's not logic rather I would say The Age of Empires Laws of Physics by Parsa. First law would be of thermodynamics, second would be of priests action vs reaction. Third would be the greatest of all Wololooo.. forever.
It should be important to note that there is big hunting bows and war bows so I hunter cannot just use their bow and arrows to take out heavily armoured enemy soldiers.
My favorite part was when the enemy surrendered, and I would attack all their buildings, leaving the hp as low as possible, then I would just watch everything burn for a few minutes
Medieval battles are greatly summarised in an event where a battering ram damages the field and causes it to catch on fire. Naturally, the field may remain to be on fire while someone is later harvesting it.🧐
Many years ago I asked my brother: -Why the king is the fattest unit and the one who is the fastest? - simple, it's the only thing he can do for staying in the match
Japanese castle all made of wood , requires 750 stone. Transportation ship takes 10 soldiers or 10 war elephants. Worker who builds an empire, stopped by a log
I've watched 39 seconds of it and this video is just pathetic! How can a content creator create such a masterpiece like this?! This video is great!
I see what you did there :-D
lol for a second I was like wait, what?
I had to rewatch the 38th second to get the joke. :D
@@elkaiser6833 they got converted by wololo
@@elkaiser6833 wololo
The fuckin battering ram hitting the farm crops and the villager repairing it got me
Farms cannot be repaired by villagers. They have to be "healed" by a monk.
@@ashtavakra3710 eeee... No. Vilagers repair Farms like every other building. Monks can heal Farms, but this is Bug.
@@Bzhydack What? Villagers can repair as well? I thought it is only monks.
@@SM-bb4hx try to use Repair Button/Hotkey. If you look close, you will actually see monks use resources to heal/repair farm 😉
@@ashtavakra3710 how the hell is a monk going to heal a farm??? xD
*Farms got attacked by a ram and start spewing fire.*
That's the most aoe thing I've seen. And the farm is still working perfectly.
Don't forget the villager trying to stop the fire with his hammer 😋
That farm's like - आग लगे खेती मे, हम हमारी मस्ती मे. 😅
Catapults moving around, shooting and reloading without operators is just as weird as a ram destroying farmland.
do you REALLY never heard about ghosts?
pfff
Building by putting hammer on a floor
Middle age transformers
Medieval military drones, we're lucky they weren't able to fly back then!
@@williamllanos7595 😂😂😂🎉
Only thing I'd correct is the tree chopping. When they chop a tree, the entire tree disappears and it becomes a stump from an entirely different species of tree
The idé was that the vills have access to axes and bows but when you fight they only use the small knife.
@@TheITomG hahjahahhaha yes ajjajaja so true
When they fell the tree, before it's chopped down into smaller logs, it's still there
In super super super super slow motion... the tree had an animation of falling tree
They put that building in a atmospheric dome just so it would keep burning
that spaceport gonna stay warm and cozy indefinitely
I mean who would not. It's a freaking miracle!
I liked how the building kept on burning forever
Well, if there's a light bulb in Livermore, CA that's been burning for 120 years, why couldn't an AoE2 house do the same, right? :P
@@HenriqueRaposoHenryClaro Is that true? Cool
Yes it's true, light companies could produce a light, which would hold long. Ofcourse they do not, they want a short life span and money, same trick in electronic stuff...
@@Swisshost Doesn't help that the moment a Electronic device leaves the factory it's already outdated
@@Pizza7478 admittedly that one is more due to advancement in our tech rather than any malice.
Soldier: "You will never take me alive blue scum!"
Monk: "Wololo"
Soldier: "I see your point and will join your cause".
😂
i love how the militia gets so mad at quick walling
AOE logic:
Stone wall?
Fire archer! Burn the wall!
A wolf will ignore sheep standing in the same tile as them but will hunt a villager 12 tiles away ._.
Walls can be build in 5 seconds while it takes minutes to repair
That’s why I always just built a new layer haha
Destroying farm with ram and repairing it with hammer at the same time... Masterpiece!
-King is faster than Cobra Car, and he is fat too
-Arrows can destroy Stone Wall
-Spanish Missionary cannot pickup Relic with a Donkey, and Typical Monk lift it up like nothing
-In time of War the unspoken law of not putting more than 5 people inside a house because it’s human right abuse.
-Condontierro and Huskarl wear identical armor and Condontierro get owned by Archers easily
For the last point, no ... if the condotierro is Malian.
I like how the battering ram noise was almost always out of sync because the hit and the noise are never matched up in the game
peasant1: Who's the king?
peasant2: I'll race you for it?
“Oh no! The Huns are attacking! Quick, everyone! Start hitting the nearest building with your hammers!”
0:02 that nostalgic sound hits hard
Están llegando de todas maneras partes
No tengo recursos para crear armas soldados:/
2 segundos después
As sido derrotado
The battering ram hitting the farm as it gets repaired by the hammer made me chuckle I must say
That king running killed me 🤣🤣🤣
The king at the end moving like a sports car 🚘
0:11 oh man, Big, big shoutout for the sound of first job car on Sims 1. Those were the times ^.^
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICE THAT! Haha good times
I heard that sound from Rat Race film lol, when they stole Adolf Hitler car from a museum.
aaaaaROOOOOOOOga
1:11 Only when I grew up I could realise the actual meaning of this action.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HAHAHA dude
warrior: ohh wow, halt fellas! this villager over there lays down a building foundation. we can't continue our ambush. retreat I say. RETREAT!
Villager: Hits ground with hammer, causing a single brick of wall to appear.
Soldier: Smashes brick with club.
Continue forever
i love your animations and art style :D
The king in a monowheel cracked me up hard!!! This stuff is so good man, please keep it up!
That field somehow is burning and somehow you extinguish it with a hammer.
Sometimes I wish DE would have "corrected" some of these unrealistic part of the game to improve immersion- but then it woudn't be same game, would it
Right. It all makes more sense with the cheats enabled anyway.
Cowpaults should just be a regular option.
AoE 3 "corrected" most of that. Units have a different attack animation against buildings, for instance, and villagers defend themselves with their hunting weapons.
They could have at least made the farm's have a few small fires on them when they are damaged instead of a odd looking single fireball that appears in the center of them anytime they are on low HP from enemy damage. :P
Man....Hearing that music brings me back. I feel like a kid in his 5th grade IT lesson again, trying to finish my tasks early, so I can play the AoE2 demo, which I have played already hundreds of times.
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Que buen video 😂 me dio mucha risa que una línea negra en el suelo, protegía al aldeano que recogía vallas 😂
The ram burning the farm while it’s repaired with a hammer tho 😂
King being dramatically fast and battering ram destroying farm is the real aoe2 experience
You forgot how the ram hits the wall in the lowest point but the walls starts demolishing from the top.
1:15 repairing farm with hammer. Lol.
The fast king, and the vil quick walling is pure gold.
I think the funniest thing In age of empires one is a catapult. Trying to kill a villager but keeps missing as the villager dodges
Lmao I loved the quick build from the villager collecting berries, so true
What it's like to play against the AI:
2 archers shooting arrows at a stone tower and a battering ram attacking a farm
1 Archer! Those mfs are confident!!!
These animations are great, Parsa!
Thank you omer!
Every peasant knows what it's like to be the "This is fine" dog.
That was so hilarious and well done, especially the ram attacking the field and *then* the villager dude fixing it with the hammer :P
Very cool style
also verry funny
also cool music
You’re very cool 😎
LOVED the lumber camp gag!!
The super fast king was awesome, really got me from the begging to the end. Loved it.
I always found it interesting how the fat king is super fast, he can even outrun calvary untits.
Ok ok you got a chuckle out of me with the building ram attacking the farmer field, and the repair happening at the same time. Ridiculous and I love it
The King being so fast was funny and trueXD
My best strat to kill them was spam Palladins or Cataphracts hahaha
After years of sticking to aoe2 I no longer see anything weird in this video 11
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FARM RAM! send help, im dying
I am a strong believer of the Wolololo cult.
The power of Wolololo is such that, despite being exclusive to AoE 1, people attribute it to the monks of AoE 2 as well
Every time i'm Hearing this cursed whononoo i'm still getting a Panic Attack!
Man I love your animation style so goddamn much.
thank you, John!11
Great to see you back, Parsa!
Thanks matte!
1:16 - all I could think of was that villager losing health while he was repairing that farm under attack
Well that's not logic rather I would say The Age of Empires Laws of Physics by Parsa. First law would be of thermodynamics, second would be of priests action vs reaction. Third would be the greatest of all Wololooo.. forever.
And this is why the guy who made the video is funnier than you.
The battering ram attacking the open field! 😂
Is no one gonna talk about arrows destroying a castle
Also destroying stone buildings with a sword
Ram attacking the farm killed me hahaha
It should be important to note that there is big hunting bows and war bows so I hunter cannot just use their bow and arrows to take out heavily armoured enemy soldiers.
I been playing aoe2 for years and this can't be more accurate 😂
So true LOL why on earth do our vils fight with a tiny dagger when facing an enemy but use bow and axe to hunt and chop wood? -_____- WOLOLO!
My favorite part was when the enemy surrendered, and I would attack all their buildings, leaving the hp as low as possible, then I would just watch everything burn for a few minutes
Show no mercy
Everyone has heard of "godspeed"...has anyone heard of "kingspeed"..... 😂😂😂
Yet they're fat or their garb makes them look so.
🤴💨
@@scintillam_dei
They hide the motor for their roller skates in there
I lost it at the farm and ram! Great video
I remember learning about the "charge of the light brigade" in history class and using the strategy at home
Medieval battles are greatly summarised in an event where a battering ram damages the field and causes it to catch on fire. Naturally, the field may remain to be on fire while someone is later harvesting it.🧐
Thanks UA-cam algorithm for recommending me this channel.
I gotta say:... Wololo
I love this so much. Thank you for making it.
Thank you for being nice!
The quick wall LOL
That King with the motirbike sound 😂
Many years ago I asked my brother:
-Why the king is the fattest unit and the one who is the fastest?
- simple, it's the only thing he can do for staying in the match
all you need to relax is a joint and Parsa Animations
It always bug me that priest (monks) in age of empires 2 dont say wololo, yet ppl in youtube pretend that they do
I have never been offended by something that is so true and funny now I wanna play it and love it even more. Good work.
aoe is cool but EE is better
nice tribute to The Viper with that quickwalling
that wololo was epic ahahahaha
Lol the quick walling.
This was an endorphin releasing experience
The fast walling vil made me literally lol
There's something pure about the music from the game
The Quick wall roast was the best one🤣🤣
Still inspiring memes after 22 years.
Kings are like the famous celebrities of their time so it makes sense that they run fast as if they are fleeing away from paparazzi.
INDEED, MAKES SENSE LOL
The king at the end got me so good, Lightning Mcqueen, more like Lightning McKING
Katchauuuu 🤣
The monk got covered red by blue but forgot it's tusk 😅😅😂
In AOE2 designers' defense, AOE1 also has the same logic
To quote a certain Simpson: "It's funny cause it's true!"
Next time I'll be working on a garden, I will try to just hammer on ground and see what happens.
And a wololoo to you as well, good sir.
Japanese castle all made of wood , requires 750 stone.
Transportation ship takes 10 soldiers or 10 war elephants.
Worker who builds an empire, stopped by a log
I thought for a while that Lumber Camp was a Trebuchet😂
Raming the farm and then building to repair it haha
So good lmao I hope this means you're gonna start dropping consistently xD
I was dieing
Yes, I will! At least one cartoon every 1, 2 weeks.
AOE is one of the greatest franchises of all time imo cant wait for AOE4 this october.
I like AoE but Seven Kingdoms have better AI and mechanics, trade, economics, resources, war, espionage, bribe and sabotage very fun to play
What is the name of the original sound that you use in the background of the video? makes me very nostalgic
Shamburger from the AOE2 OST
I've never played the game, I just randomly saw part 1 and here I am now lol
U made me laugh from my heart thank you ❤️.
1:10 You have no idea how much i have laugh at this joke
I dream about Hollywood comedy of AoE with kings outrunning horses, and all the other stuff... :)