As gross and hack as this series has been, it's been really eye opening to the rest of the general public that's seen this play out. Increasingly Disney's mask has been ripped off with more and more people recognizing how terrible Disney has become.
@@homeslicehomeslice The thing is they aren't making money from flops. It's a difficult to quantify how much money they've lost because a company as big as Disney has such a diverse stream of revenue and D+ subscribers don't directly pay for any given show, but if Disney spends $180M on a show that flops then they're definitely losing money. I think what is going on is Blackrock ESG investment is so easy to obtain, and Kathleen commits to these ideas she can effectively pay herself and her cronies with this easy money. What is confusing me is this pattern of go woke go broke is well-known at this point, so it would seem taking ESG money to create a sure-fire flop is straight up embezzling money from shareholders. Eventually the board of these corporations will step in and say, "No more liberal brow beating. Your job is to turn a profit." but it sure is taking a long time.
I'm starting to believe Iger and Hedlund when they say they aren't pushing an agenda. They'd like to, but they're so fucking incompetent that they can't. Headlamp and her writing team couldn't pass a high school creative writing course. Who the fuck gave them $180 million?
At least they proved the Witches are Dark Side, luring Jedi to give into their emotions, turning into a Sith Demon Cloud, and possession. I am sure they will claim that it actually means the opposite because Headlamp and Dave do not know good from evil, but there is no hiding it now.
After Obi-Wan and Ahsoka I was beginning to think you couldn't kill a woman by running her through with a lightsaber. It turns out you can but only if they become a cloud first. Now I'm trying to figure out how you can stab a cloud.
Headlamp was Harvey Weinstein’s lesbian wingman. She brought the lambs to the slaughter. She understands what evil is and long ago fully embraced it as a career choice.
They literally contradicted episode 1, they removed Mae telling her sister "I'll kill you!" Then made it look like an accident that the fire started. Nothing makes sense
You'd think with the millions they had on tap they would have made Brendok a fantastical and luxuriant planet where, you know, the Vergence has made nature flourish. But no, the location looks like some nondescript farm the series' location scouts found just an hour drive from their Hollywood studios. Brendok looks so Meh!
Thank you for taking one for the team. I had no interest in watching this and because of your sacrifice, I do not need to waste my time watching this dumpster fire.
There used to be a saying: there's no such thing as bad publicity. And the media has tried to use this to hype a failed series from a failed corporation. The actual ratings and reactions speak for themselves: Disney went woke and will go broke (if they keep this up).
Just like how there's so much AI art that the computers start using it as reference, Disney's writers make an amalgamation of every bad fanfic they've written after copy-pasting others.
Of course there are. I've unsubscribed from two channels that I frequented for SW movie and series breakdowns. Guessing those channels are getting preferential treatment, whatever that means. Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker SW vids are getting demonetized as Disney is putting pressure on YT to label some of the content as hate speech.
so, Torben feels like a real human being, sol has an actual conflict, andara leads like a boss, kelnacca fights hard. all this whie witches using sith powers ( and MCU powers) and refusing to accept a child´s choice of heart. I am not sure if the producers of this show know what good and evil is ( or logic )
Dismal Disney-SW should be called "Inconceivable Buffoonery: The Franchise", there's nothing, absolutely nothing, making me believe this is not supposed to give us Disney-PTSD
You know I thought that when the Disney trilogy was over, Ray would be training a new Jedi council of a racially diverse cast. I was far off, this is propaganda it's horrific.
Wasn’t there a MAN they could get to watch this before it viewed? Someone to give an honest review before it aired? Obviously not Bob Iger. The mystery about what dirt KK has on him, now seems to be worth BILLIONS. 😢
Honest question: Besides the Vergal birth.. What is so SPECIAL about Osha and Mea for them to be the Main focus, the Main characters, etc. She has ZERO personality, 0 depth, 0 intricate abilities and aspects to her character.. Yet we are supposed to believe All off this stuff is occurring in this show solely because it's motivated around Her... There's so many other things that are so wrong in this attempt to tell a star wars story.. There's One big issue tho, None of this portraits actually accurate star wars and jedi and all the other things in between.. How did this cost $180 million.. It seriously does not make any sense
This show was entirely made to piss off Star Wars fans and it worked. It’s the most productive Disney Star Wars has been. Congrats, you have united the “fandom menace” to be done with the franchise.
This was obviously supposed to be the 1st episode of the show - but they ran out of ideas and pivoted to editing it strangely to cover up the fact that it’s crap - and at the end added the parent trap and reylo stuff to try and save this terrible show!!!
I will say that seeing Wookie Jedi go beast mode was fun but also lame since he was fighting other Jedi. The writing is atrocious. The battle against Darth Smylo should have included Kelnacca......
This show is bad, but constantly saying “lesbian” before everything undermines your point and at best comes off as a dog whistle. Do you preface all other characters with “straight”? I know I’m feeding the troll here, and I agree the show is poorly executed, but this is just as pathetic.
And now I understand why all streaming shows have 10 minutes of credits after each episode. It counts towards total viewership.
Good point
Not even their own mothers are watching this shit
A single consciousness in two shared bodies, one did not know that the other was still alive.
This crap really doesn't make sense.
As gross and hack as this series has been, it's been really eye opening to the rest of the general public that's seen this play out. Increasingly Disney's mask has been ripped off with more and more people recognizing how terrible Disney has become.
They dont give a shit as long as they make money
@@homeslicehomeslice The thing is they aren't making money from flops. It's a difficult to quantify how much money they've lost because a company as big as Disney has such a diverse stream of revenue and D+ subscribers don't directly pay for any given show, but if Disney spends $180M on a show that flops then they're definitely losing money. I think what is going on is Blackrock ESG investment is so easy to obtain, and Kathleen commits to these ideas she can effectively pay herself and her cronies with this easy money. What is confusing me is this pattern of go woke go broke is well-known at this point, so it would seem taking ESG money to create a sure-fire flop is straight up embezzling money from shareholders. Eventually the board of these corporations will step in and say, "No more liberal brow beating. Your job is to turn a profit." but it sure is taking a long time.
@@zachb8012 Everyone on the internet is talking about this. People are paying to watch this.
I'm starting to believe Iger and Hedlund when they say they aren't pushing an agenda. They'd like to, but they're so fucking incompetent that they can't. Headlamp and her writing team couldn't pass a high school creative writing course. Who the fuck gave them $180 million?
For them their agenda is not an agenda, it is their religion and they don't even realize it.
She's being paid off so she doesn't spill the beans about Harvey's associates.
Better question, where did the $180 million go…
Money Laundering Project
At least they proved the Witches are Dark Side, luring Jedi to give into their emotions, turning into a Sith Demon Cloud, and possession. I am sure they will claim that it actually means the opposite because Headlamp and Dave do not know good from evil, but there is no hiding it now.
These are people who talk about karma all the time while slinging curses at anyone they hate.
After Obi-Wan and Ahsoka I was beginning to think you couldn't kill a woman by running her through with a lightsaber. It turns out you can but only if they become a cloud first. Now I'm trying to figure out how you can stab a cloud.
Headlamp was Harvey Weinstein’s lesbian wingman. She brought the lambs to the slaughter. She understands what evil is and long ago fully embraced it as a career choice.
So the big secret of the witches is….they turn into farts.
They have metal detectors in Star Wars now
They literally contradicted episode 1, they removed Mae telling her sister "I'll kill you!" Then made it look like an accident that the fire started. Nothing makes sense
Let's be fair in episode 3 we saw the flashback from osha's pov so some details were probably misremembered by osha
@@Wardell_ione lmao, I'd remember saying that to a family member all day.
You'd think with the millions they had on tap they would have made Brendok a fantastical and luxuriant planet where, you know, the Vergence has made nature flourish. But no, the location looks like some nondescript farm the series' location scouts found just an hour drive from their Hollywood studios. Brendok looks so Meh!
Disney StarWars isn’t worth a drop of piss.
Abhor the Witch, Destroy the Witch!
Contradictions galore since episode 1.
Thanks for this detailed but brief analysis. Greetings from Sicily, ITALY
Ohhh the finale i cant wait for you, shit mastery is coming XD
It's almost like Leslie Legoheadland doesn't know what she is doing and is just faking it
Thank you for taking one for the team. I had no interest in watching this and because of your sacrifice, I do not need to waste my time watching this dumpster fire.
There used to be a saying: there's no such thing as bad publicity. And the media has tried to use this to hype a failed series from a failed corporation. The actual ratings and reactions speak for themselves: Disney went woke and will go broke (if they keep this up).
"The power of One"
"The power of Two"...
"The power of...Sissoring"....
AHHHHHHHHHH......
The F*ckolyte: a galaxy Far Far and GAYYYY
How is this a Star Wars? they can`t excuse their way out of this, its steaming crap and even normies don`t want to come near this.
This show has a character who is a powerful leader.
First to hear the wise words of WCBS. Long live ‘STEALING SOLO’ and prepare yourselves for ‘WOKEBUSTERS.’
Just like how there's so much AI art that the computers start using it as reference, Disney's writers make an amalgamation of every bad fanfic they've written after copy-pasting others.
What's sad is that there are massive Star Wars Channels defending this crap while gaslighting their audience.
Of course there are. I've unsubscribed from two channels that I frequented for SW movie and series breakdowns. Guessing those channels are getting preferential treatment, whatever that means.
Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker SW vids are getting demonetized as Disney is putting pressure on YT to label some of the content as hate speech.
How is star wars acolytes is even real
This feels like this should be a parody but no its 100% real
The power of 1….
Still ... hilarious Acolyte got green lit and pushed out ...
Ill quote clipped coin.
Don't worry. It gets worse.
The power of many 🎉
What in the Paranormal Activity is going on? Good grief.
so, Torben feels like a real human being, sol has an actual conflict, andara leads like a boss, kelnacca fights hard. all this whie witches using sith powers ( and MCU powers) and refusing to accept a child´s choice of heart. I am not sure if the producers of this show know what good and evil is ( or logic )
I read the video title and started laughing so hard I had to stop and breath.
It's called a Forced Fart .
A forced fart can be dangerous sometimes.
Episode 7 Choice.
Why is Disney so focused on 'Choice'?
My choice is to avoid. Is Disney agreeing on my choice?
Ugghhh.
They should write a new parody where the og fans take over Disney and remake kenobi or something like that
Dismal Disney-SW should be called "Inconceivable Buffoonery: The Franchise", there's nothing, absolutely nothing, making me believe this is not supposed to give us Disney-PTSD
You know I thought that when the Disney trilogy was over, Ray would be training a new Jedi council of a racially diverse cast. I was far off, this is propaganda it's horrific.
Return to witch mounting or is it scissoring?
Star wars acolyte is over, but here comes rangs of power s2
Wasn’t there a MAN they could get to watch this before it viewed?
Someone to give an honest review before it aired?
Obviously not Bob Iger.
The mystery about what dirt KK has on him, now seems to be worth BILLIONS. 😢
The Farce Is Strong In This One.
Honest question: Besides the Vergal birth.. What is so SPECIAL about Osha and Mea for them to be the Main focus, the Main characters, etc. She has ZERO personality, 0 depth, 0 intricate abilities and aspects to her character.. Yet we are supposed to believe All off this stuff is occurring in this show solely because it's motivated around Her... There's so many other things that are so wrong in this attempt to tell a star wars story.. There's One big issue tho, None of this portraits actually accurate star wars and jedi and all the other things in between.. How did this cost $180 million.. It seriously does not make any sense
>The Space Witches Are BACK and This Time, They Morph Into Clouds
Thank God I never watch disney starslop shows. lol
Obi Wan's body vanished when he fought Darth vader
@@Dylanhtd Still never gonna watch disney starslop shows. lol
@@Rishi123456789meanwhile star war shows we got from Disney
Mando
Bad batch
Clone wars new season
Rebels
Andor
Ahsoka
Obi wan
I really hope Disney stops making more star wars shows.
7:33 😂😂😂
This show was entirely made to piss off Star Wars fans and it worked. It’s the most productive Disney Star Wars has been.
Congrats, you have united the “fandom menace” to be done with the franchise.
Dude was checking MOSS for the force virgence.
For a second I thought you meant Carrie Ann Moss
At this point Disney star wars is not a tragedy of a declining legacy franchise
Its a comedy
This was obviously supposed to be the 1st episode of the show - but they ran out of ideas and pivoted to editing it strangely to cover up the fact that it’s crap - and at the end added the parent trap and reylo stuff to try and save this terrible show!!!
is this freaking harry potter or Starwars?!?
I will say that seeing Wookie Jedi go beast mode was fun but also lame since he was fighting other Jedi. The writing is atrocious. The battle against Darth Smylo should have included Kelnacca......
*Lesbian (in name only) Space Witches.
Holy crap. Millions blown to make a bad grade school play for rainbow kids.
All those hundreds of millions of minutes, what a waste of time!!!
Who cares what happens in the show…….it is just bantha poodo….. without any Ramajam.
The Acolyte is the Baywatch Nights of Star Wars, terrible plots, super bad writing!
An awful show, this is not Star Wars.
The acolyte is just really really bad fan fiction
And also because they are 🏳️🌈s.
This is stolen from the Potterverse and phantastic beasts$and where to find them. It yeems they where more then a little inspired by Ezra Miller.
I get it. You selling some shit. But damn. I don't need to be beat over the head every video. I know about your comics.
This show is bad, but constantly saying “lesbian” before everything undermines your point and at best comes off as a dog whistle. Do you preface all other characters with “straight”? I know I’m feeding the troll here, and I agree the show is poorly executed, but this is just as pathetic.
Because this is the agenda