The Acolyte Finale - The Nightmare Is Finally Over!

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  • @mikewaterfield3599
    @mikewaterfield3599 4 місяці тому +16523

    The stupidity of one, the arrogance of two, the hubris of Disney!

  • @Scottdg93
    @Scottdg93 4 місяці тому +13946

    Turns out the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise was him being put into the Acolyte.

    • @leomulholland3
      @leomulholland3 4 місяці тому +229

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 4 місяці тому +394

      Is it possible to learn this power?
      "Not from a Jedi..."
      Thank God! For a second I was actually considering joining you! Jedi it is!

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 4 місяці тому +163

      For the last time, this show never happened!

    • @ipostthings4996
      @ipostthings4996 4 місяці тому +39

      Best comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholasmurray7505
      @nicholasmurray7505 4 місяці тому

      They destroyed the EU and the entire Plagueis Novel which is my favorite book of all time to put him in this piece of shit. FUCK OFF. For what so now he can no longer be the wise and powerful sith he was originally but now instead got his idea to create life from witches and threads great love to see it.

  • @StriderAnarchy99
    @StriderAnarchy99 4 місяці тому +3987

    Don’t smile because it’s over, cry because it happened.

  • @hydraulichydra8363
    @hydraulichydra8363 4 місяці тому +420

    The furry's betrayal made the least sense. He literally risked his life to stop her in the previous episode and had absolutely no reason to switch sides.

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO 4 місяці тому +28

      they got their episode count slashed so they had to tie up all loose ends, no matter how poorly, due to the ending episode.

    • @goldenhaze6880
      @goldenhaze6880 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 4 місяці тому

      It realized, as a Furry, that it could get some discount Twin Puss.
      Isn't that why anyone works with Amanblah?

    • @Duomaxwell02M
      @Duomaxwell02M 4 місяці тому +5

      @hydraulichydra8363 Any way he's related to General Hux?

    • @williamflowers9435
      @williamflowers9435 4 місяці тому

      The best explanation I can come up with is Bazil was trying to prevent Sol from shooting Mae down

  • @grumpyweds443
    @grumpyweds443 4 місяці тому +3939

    Both Maye and Osha are flippant, gullible traitors who switch sides based on their own selfish needs. The most unlikeable "protagonists" ever.

    • @LOCATION_REDACTED
      @LOCATION_REDACTED 4 місяці тому +271

      Strong women, every decision they make is right.

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine 4 місяці тому +114

      @@LOCATION_REDACTED Right.... for themselves. 🙂

    • @Captain_Mulligan
      @Captain_Mulligan 4 місяці тому +123

      Sounds about like every woman Ive ever known hahahaha. Points for realism, Leslie

    • @MacBreezyy
      @MacBreezyy 4 місяці тому +136

      Not to mention the actor in laying their characters doesn’t have a single ounce of talent to differentiate between the two. God she was dreadful I found myself laughing at her tears and rolling my eyes when she does/says anything serious. Talentless doesn’t begin to describe It.

    • @FrancSchiphorst
      @FrancSchiphorst 4 місяці тому +20

      Xtagonists?

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 4 місяці тому +9145

    I don’t even go watch Star Wars products anymore I just watch UA-cam videos on it.

  • @TheLeadElite
    @TheLeadElite 4 місяці тому +6779

    Millions of dollars down the drain all to satisfy the ego of a rich man’s daughter who wanted her own propaganda fanfiction flick.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 4 місяці тому +568

      as well as a Lesbian version Harvey Weinstein

    • @martindenham2207
      @martindenham2207 4 місяці тому +141

      I haven't watched the show but what you said is the impression I got from the criticism of it.

    • @SunnyLovetts
      @SunnyLovetts 4 місяці тому +53

      Accurate.

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 4 місяці тому +134

      Almost like LeBron telling his son he can play at a level he clearly can't. Bronny & Leslie Blockhead need to go back to school or some minor league places, because they aren't ready for the pros, no matter HOW rich their daddies are!!

    • @Will21st
      @Will21st 4 місяці тому

      excuse me LH is the member of an oppressed minority, don't you know....

  • @Mr._Anderpson
    @Mr._Anderpson 4 місяці тому +616

    Seeing the lightsaber change colors like a fucking mood ring makes me happy I didn't waste a minute watching this show.

    • @Press_goal
      @Press_goal 4 місяці тому +68

      I was laughing so hard when I saw that. It's great how technology just does whatever you want it to, and then never does it again.

    • @BotFisherman
      @BotFisherman 4 місяці тому +42

      The fuck does Mace Windu's saber mean in this context then lmao

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 4 місяці тому +53

      @@BotFisherman Reach in that bag & hand me my lightsaber.
      Which one is yours?
      Its the one that says 'Bad Mutha Fucka".

    • @ericgoen6154
      @ericgoen6154 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BotFisherman😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got dam point there..

    • @r1sing_prod1gy84
      @r1sing_prod1gy84 4 місяці тому +56

      Which is dumb because with that logic, anakins lightsaber would’ve changed colour
      A. When he killed the Tuskan Raiders
      B. When he attacked the Jedi temple
      C. When he fought obi-wan on mustafar
      Yet, somehow, it remained blue through all of that. Hmmm.

  • @kingDowahs
    @kingDowahs 4 місяці тому +1655

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
    Anakin: What that Homeless Guy who lived in a cave?

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 4 місяці тому +134

      who apparently is like smeagle because he just awkwardly leans against rocks, touching them as he peers at people.
      i thought he was supposed to a powerful intelligent being. they have him acting like a cave troll.

    • @Dansgretski
      @Dansgretski 4 місяці тому +72

      @@ge2719 you just about said it, Plagueis would be intelligent and it would take an intelligent writer to do it properly, so they chose Smeagol

    • @streamsofarrogance4167
      @streamsofarrogance4167 4 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 4 місяці тому +5

      hey Gollum the Amazon sound stage is over there!

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 4 місяці тому +4

      He could even influence the a TV show to create...
      ...'memberberries.

  • @spleenm
    @spleenm 4 місяці тому +689

    Darth Plagueis became The Wise by briefly observing the shiteshowe and wisely staying in the shadows.

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 4 місяці тому +57

      he was taking notes from the shadows on what not to do lol

    • @Dreadeyeknight
      @Dreadeyeknight 4 місяці тому +1

      How exactly do we know that was plaguies?

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Dreadeyeknightbecause of lysley headland saying if she could make a second season it would have plaqueis and palpatine. Also disney does dumb shit like this all the time so it wouldn't be surprising.

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 місяці тому +2833

    Asian Ezra Miller went from discount to premium. _That’s_ character growth.

    • @GiftSolomonTDI
      @GiftSolomonTDI 4 місяці тому +35

      Damn! Beat me to it. 😂😂😂☠️

    • @MajinLordVegeta
      @MajinLordVegeta 4 місяці тому +213

      Crazy thing is, if this show was about him, it might have actually been better, maybe not good, but better than this shit.

    • @csmith4892
      @csmith4892 4 місяці тому +65

      @@MajinLordVegeta he was good in the good place, best part of that too tbh

    • @NazarusGG
      @NazarusGG 4 місяці тому +31

      the only character growth in this series

    • @danielbroome5690
      @danielbroome5690 4 місяці тому +96

      Smilo Ren was legitimately a better character than Kylo Ren

  • @MarioB87
    @MarioB87 4 місяці тому +241

    Squid game guy in my opinion, delivered the best acting out of the whole cast. And he had to learn English to play the role😂

  • @HeathenSWolf
    @HeathenSWolf 4 місяці тому +2053

    I'm so sorry for the Squid Games guy. He didn't deserve starring in it.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic 4 місяці тому +345

      Indeed, he put in the effort to learn a new language, and seems to be a decent actor compared to the lumps of wood he was alongside.

    • @fruitloops2058
      @fruitloops2058 4 місяці тому +52

      I knew I recognised his face... he was great in Squid Game too... (Hope S2 is good.)

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 4 місяці тому +161

      Lee Jung-jae is a good actor. He was the only decent actor in this stupid show.

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 4 місяці тому +138

      I feel so bad for him, imagine learning a whole language just to have his first experience with the language being a giant dumpster fire like the Acolyte

    • @segalliongaming8925
      @segalliongaming8925 4 місяці тому +37

      @@nasis18 Exactly. I'm sure Lee Jung-jae's international career isn't over just yet, as the professional reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes are still very positive on this series.

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory 4 місяці тому +2739

    Thank the maker it's finally over

    • @sunmaw108
      @sunmaw108 4 місяці тому +51

      Hi Theory

    • @TrashCanBananas
      @TrashCanBananas 4 місяці тому +93

      I need to re-watch the prequels to cleanse my palate

    • @Technotroni
      @Technotroni 4 місяці тому +24

      I pretend its a fan made series, and thats it.

    • @markgeorge2200
      @markgeorge2200 4 місяці тому +5

      You gotta do a video on how this messed up star wars lore even more!

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 4 місяці тому +19

      You mean you’re NOT excited for a potential season 2?? 😱
      Yeah me neither

  • @chocolaterain5097
    @chocolaterain5097 4 місяці тому +1350

    Jeremy Jahns said it best. Disney buying Star Wars is like the Joker in the museum in the Keaton Batman. You've got this beautiful gallery full of lore and you just have your sticky paint covered hands of insanity all over the place.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 4 місяці тому +26

      It's like putting a fox in the chicken coop.

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 4 місяці тому +30

      I'm honestly surprised by how much damage they managed to do in just the final episode alone.
      Like after the first seven I thought my expectations were rock bottom but they bought a drill and took me on a trip to the center of the earth with this one....

    • @some_random_guy_mk2
      @some_random_guy_mk2 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Lonovavir while the foxhound is asleep apparently... 😮‍💨

    • @BearPawSwipe
      @BearPawSwipe 4 місяці тому +5

      That song slaps so hard though!

    • @PotatoePC
      @PotatoePC 4 місяці тому +1

      Nice analogy. I get this one!!!

  • @What_do_I_Think
    @What_do_I_Think 4 місяці тому +209

    The point of this show was to destroy Good and uplift evil.
    The opposite what Star Wars was.

    • @robertofernandez7773
      @robertofernandez7773 3 місяці тому +1

      Well. It kinda goes with the current state of society. Nothing surprising anymore ! At least the nightmare is over. Although star wars has died with it. Sad, very sad.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 3 місяці тому

      @@robertofernandez7773 When you refer to the MAGA movement, yes, they want to destroy what is good.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 3 місяці тому +1

      @@robertofernandez7773 If you refer to MAGA, yes they are trying to destroy society.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 3 місяці тому

      @@robertofernandez7773 Yes Trumpf and his cult try to destroy society.

  • @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102
    @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102 4 місяці тому +886

    They really killed Sol, possibly the best performance in this total disaster of a show, AND they blame him for EVERYTHING. Man, fuck this show.

    • @aleksander8497
      @aleksander8497 4 місяці тому +177

      The only semi-interesting character. Condemned for being male.

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 4 місяці тому +84

      I was mad enough to SPIT. I wasted hours of my life for this utter betrayal of the only decent character on this show. The twins are ... I have NO words for these 2 characters that switch motivations and characters at the drop of a hat. No, I'm wrong. They HAVE no characters.

    • @DramaticPizza
      @DramaticPizza 4 місяці тому

      you seriously believe he was the best pfffffff they were all dogshit xD

    • @fullinventoryproductions
      @fullinventoryproductions 4 місяці тому +7

      @@aleksander8497 I don't think he was condemned for being male, I personally think the show would be a lot better if Sol apologized for his mistakes and Osha still killed him. That would make a more interesting story, that Osha was so angry that she couldn't accept forgiveness. Idk tho.

    • @CrowRobo-Z
      @CrowRobo-Z 4 місяці тому +6

      But it was hinted that he was a PDF file so they gave that as an excuse to kill him off.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 4 місяці тому +12741

    A moment of silence for all the brain cells we lost from watching this show

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 4 місяці тому

      If you watched this show without the excuse of it being your job you clearly didn't have many brain cells at play in the first place.

    • @GSal6
      @GSal6 4 місяці тому +765

      People actually watched that garbage?

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 4 місяці тому +12

      Part II
      ua-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/v-deo.html

    • @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234
      @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234 4 місяці тому +272

      Not many if you chose to watch this in the first place.

    • @MOH_AL_K
      @MOH_AL_K 4 місяці тому

      @@chemoboy-dannypheleps9234exactly 💯

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 4 місяці тому +1098

    Her lightsaber turning red while activated is so stupid. So, at that moment, she "bled" her kyber crystal by using anger and the dark side which turned it from blue to red.
    If that's how it works, then why did Anakin's lightsaber stay blue the entire time he was fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar? I'd say he was even angrier and in much more despair, so much so that he lost control and choked the one thing he loved the most and tried to save and tried to kill his mentor and father figure immediately after.
    This is another reason that Disney's bleeding the crystal BS is stupid and I dislike it so much.

    • @tsevgamesalot
      @tsevgamesalot 4 місяці тому

      They have no idea how anything in star wars works. They just keep making up crap. I'm glad this travesty has brought us all back together as a fandom though.

    • @zzzzzzzzzz_me
      @zzzzzzzzzz_me 4 місяці тому +36

      Pretty sure that's some Filoni BS though

    • @frizen9328
      @frizen9328 4 місяці тому +9

      Probably because the crystal was exposed. That's all I got.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 місяці тому

      @@zzzzzzzzzz_me Filoni Star Wars is not real Star Wars. Helicopter lightsabers, force teleportation and invisibility, "bleeding" crystals that choose the wizard, I mean the Jedi, time travel in Star Wars and many other travesties are all from the mind of that hack.

    • @kraptastic333
      @kraptastic333 4 місяці тому +36

      I made a much less articulate comment regarding this, thanks for using the lore accurate words and citing an event like Anakin on Mustafar. Totally grossed me out seeing that reach. That was the best way to visualize internal struggle? Looking through the whole IP we find loads of lessons of how to demonstrate a character's inner conflicts. Sad

  • @allenchance3200
    @allenchance3200 4 місяці тому +48

    "Whomever had a hand in writing this show should not be allowed within a nautical mile of a writer's room for the rest of their natural life." That's BIG facts right there!

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 3 місяці тому +3

      Microsoft Copilot will never work in Hollywood again!

    • @FastNCurious88
      @FastNCurious88 3 місяці тому +2

      A lot of people are seriously beginning to consider whether all of these major "blockbuster" movies/series that have these MASSIVE budgets, are absolute TRASH, always flop... and are completely void of heart and soul... it is actually money laundering we are witnessing. I've seen some explanations and breakdowns that have me pretty much *certain* that is in fact what's going on here.
      Make it make sense. Change my mind. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @The_Brickster
    @The_Brickster 4 місяці тому +1408

    “Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Gollum the Creeper? I thought not, it’s not a story they would’ve taught you at Hogwarts.”
    - Sauron talking to Galadriel

    • @Saufs0ldat
      @Saufs0ldat 4 місяці тому +137

      That's my favorite Star Trek quote.

    • @killercodgaming
      @killercodgaming 4 місяці тому +44

      @@Saufs0ldat So say we all - Dr Who

    • @streetridersss8360
      @streetridersss8360 4 місяці тому +26

      Feel the helmet of Voldemort, Osha! "Gandalf the gray"

    • @JoshuaHeald
      @JoshuaHeald 4 місяці тому +12

      Now *that* is the story even J.R.R. Tolkien could not tell!

    • @andrewlowden322
      @andrewlowden322 4 місяці тому +24

      "Do you know why Darth Gollum sinks and Pennywise floats...?"

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 4 місяці тому +2483

    To the “fans” that think they treated Rian Johnson & TLJ too harshly after Acolyte…no it’s still awful

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 4 місяці тому +4

      Part II
      ua-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/v-deo.html

    • @lightningleopard
      @lightningleopard 4 місяці тому +19

      No no he’s got a point. TLJ looks like a masterpiece compared to this😅😂

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 4 місяці тому +104

      ​@@lightningleopardnever

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 4 місяці тому

      Mark Hamill didn’t even have to act in it. He’s a miserable deranged hermit who thinks of Trump 24/7. Star Wars is more cooked than Vader on Mustafar.🔥🗑️🌋

    • @thenaturalpeoplesbureau
      @thenaturalpeoplesbureau 4 місяці тому +64

      TLJ is not an inch better now. It is just that these kinda trauma cause the
      basal ganglia to fire more diffusely. It slips into subconsciousness but if
      you rewatch it, you will again feel that sting in the heart when characters make no sense.

  • @HungryHaskins54
    @HungryHaskins54 4 місяці тому +969

    They really made the two black fatherless female children turn to the dark side, nice message.

    • @Stefan-he8cf
      @Stefan-he8cf 4 місяці тому +94

      Well, at least some sense of reality in a big cluster fuxx.

    • @kenjohnston1257
      @kenjohnston1257 4 місяці тому +64

      The real message is shame on the patriarchy for forcing black fatherless female children into unspeakable vices

    • @danicorvin
      @danicorvin 4 місяці тому +67

      It ain't really dark anymore. It's fluid now. Like Disney genders.

    • @TheStDaniels
      @TheStDaniels 4 місяці тому

      Dont forget about lesbian space witches cult with no idea, how to handle fire hazzards

    • @cityboychad
      @cityboychad 4 місяці тому +4

      @@HungryHaskins54 😅

  • @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500
    @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500 4 місяці тому +46

    Why is Plagueis peeking out the cave like a shy anime girl? 😭

    • @theepicdude0002
      @theepicdude0002 4 місяці тому +5

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Peeping Tom

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 4 місяці тому +644

    I think the most interesting part of this was watching the number of people defending the show gradually go down with each episode.

    • @kbahrami346
      @kbahrami346 4 місяці тому +56

      Yet there are still a number of folks defending it and it seems to focus on the people like us that don't like it all being "sexist". I know I am not sexist. I just am frustrated by the poor storytelling and bad cinematic characteristics. It is like arguing against a wall so I just don't bother. I am quietly going to move on. Healthiest thing one can do.
      To the "Drinker": thank you for giving us insightful yet very entertaining reviews. That was the "best" part of watching "The Acolyte": looking forward to your reviews!

    • @chriskni2821
      @chriskni2821 4 місяці тому +22

      People defended this show???

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 4 місяці тому +1

      @@chriskni2821 Thought the same. 😂

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 4 місяці тому

      @@kbahrami346 If you need a new Sci-Fi story/IP to be proud of and fascinated by, try "The Expanse".
      Best-s**t-ever in my book.

    • @FabsHF
      @FabsHF 4 місяці тому +9

      They defended while they thought there was still hope and they could still help Disney.. Once they say there was no hope and it was a sunken ship, they immediately changed tone to try to save their credibility

  • @jowilltellthetruth5525
    @jowilltellthetruth5525 4 місяці тому +289

    I'm proud to say I've not seen a single episode of this, a moment of silence for our brave soldier, The Critical Drinker, for taking one for the team! Salute to you good sir!

    • @oildalejones567
      @oildalejones567 4 місяці тому +12

      The Drinker suffers so we don't have to.

    • @jowilltellthetruth5525
      @jowilltellthetruth5525 4 місяці тому +13

      @@oildalejones567 not all heroes wear capes, some drink copious amounts required for their service!

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 4 місяці тому +2

      Same, I'm boycotting Disney and loving it!

  • @magnaesca165
    @magnaesca165 4 місяці тому +638

    when you re a good guy, your lightsaber turns blue, when you re evil it turns red, when you re hungry, it turns yellow, when you re constipated it turns purple

    • @GuiltlessGear
      @GuiltlessGear 4 місяці тому +99

      damn, mace had it real bad huh

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 4 місяці тому +53

      So that's why Samuel L Jackson was walking funny all the time in those movies.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 місяці тому +11

      If You just wan to go Home it turns Yellow, too.

    • @MrJackWorse
      @MrJackWorse 4 місяці тому +5

      hey mine is brown. what does that mean?

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean 4 місяці тому +18

      that's why Padme said there was still good in Anakin. because his lightsaber didn't turn red. oh wait no that's stupid.

  • @westfield90
    @westfield90 4 місяці тому +53

    It’s so hard to believe people actually wrote this script, got paid and they actually filmed it.

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 4 місяці тому +4

      Actually, I'm not entirely convinced people did write it; the whole thing feels like something vomited up by some mindless AI trained on literary tropes with literally no idea what it's saying, let alone how those tropes must be restricted by things like physics or causality, particularly the stuff like stone buildings burning down, people travelling half-way across the galaxy and back as casually as if they were just walking into an adjoining room, and literally motiveless grand betrayals.

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 3 місяці тому +2

      @@tommcewan7936
      It's true. I asked Microsoft Copilot to "create a woke film script in the style of Star Wars" and it printed out stuff that's indistinguishable from Disney Star Wars. Everyone should try. We can laugh at the results here. My favourite part of the script I got out of Copilot was:
      "Ayla and her team return to the Galactic Alliance, where they are honored for their bravery. The film ends with a hopeful message about the power of diversity and unity in overcoming challenges." I also liked: "Ayla confronts Darth Vex, emphasizing the importance of unity and understanding."

    • @CelestialShaman44
      @CelestialShaman44 3 місяці тому

      This. Goes to show. Education system for learning, writing and nods to "critical drinker" critical thinking concerning character, plots and endings. All gone.

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 3 місяці тому

      Here's another excerpt or two from that script I got out of Microsoft Copilot:
      Star Wars: The New Dawn, Scene 3: Assembly of the Team. Ayla, a young Jedi Knight of mixed heritage, is sent on a mission to investigate the disturbances. Ayla meets her team, including Kara, a non-binary pilot, Zara, a Twi'lek engineer, and Ryn, a former stormtrooper seeking redemption. (I asked Copilot which heritages Ayla has, and it came up with half human half Mirialan. I asked for a picture of that, and got a black girl with a giant afro. I asked for Ryn's description and got "hispanic").
      Kara: (Smiling) “Hey, Ayla. I’m Kara, your pilot. My pronouns are they/them. Ready to take us wherever we need to go.”
      Ryn: (Nervously) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
      Scene 4: Mysterious Force. Ayla's team travels to a remote planet where they encounter oppressed locals.
      Scene 6: Sith Battle. Darth Vex seeks to exploit divisions within the Galactic Alliance. Ayla and her team stand at the entrance of a dark, foreboding temple. (I asked for Vex's description and was told "Human White Male, Late 40s". I asked for a better Vex and Copilot gave him a combat droid).
      Ayla: (Determined) “We stand united, stronger than you can imagine.”
      Kara: (Raising their blaster) “We won’t let you tear us apart.”
      Ayla: (Focused) “I fight for peace, for unity. That’s something you’ll never understand.”

    • @ChrisSmith-tu9bu
      @ChrisSmith-tu9bu 2 місяці тому

      Exactly!

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 4 місяці тому +1319

    "A woman throwing other people under the bus to avoid accountability for her shocking personal failures. Write what you know, eh Hedley?"
    🤣

    • @Omega_Mark
      @Omega_Mark 4 місяці тому +32

      ...and to get promoted.

    • @TheDivotking1
      @TheDivotking1 4 місяці тому +5

      You must be a fellow Canadian eh?

    • @alejandroalday7938
      @alejandroalday7938 4 місяці тому +4

      Sounds like the Secret Service 😂

    • @B1G_WENGH
      @B1G_WENGH 4 місяці тому

      Oh, I get it. Critical Drinker is making a baseless accusation about Leslye Headland. He’s telling us how he feels about her politically. Hahahahaha

    • @AdenoidHynkelThe2nd
      @AdenoidHynkelThe2nd 4 місяці тому +49

      @@B1G_WENGH "Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant is a good girl, she did nothing wrong" sure, ok

  • @apaolomusic
    @apaolomusic 4 місяці тому +312

    Apparently Osha can find it in her heart to understand and forgive the Sith that murdered multiple innocent Jedi just doing their jobs, including an old friend of hers and one that she was starting to develop a bond with…
    But the second her old master, that cared for her for much of her life, turned out to be responsible for her mother’s justified death over a decade ago, suddenly she wants to force choke him to death.
    Makes sense.

    • @guardianprime437
      @guardianprime437 4 місяці тому +3

      i'm still trying to understand things. How was it justified? What was she doing when she turned it a dark mist?

    • @abdieljove2011
      @abdieljove2011 4 місяці тому +69

      @@guardianprime437From his perspective, she was transforming into some sort of monster and apparently draining her daughter who was starting to evaporate too. And he was already on the mistaken assumption the witches were planning to sacrifice the girls because this plot is contrived as shit. But no, apparently she was "turning into the Force", whatever that means and taking Mae with her. What does that even mean? Can it be undone? Were they escaping? Dying? No idea. So he stabs the witch and she goes "b-but I was gonna let Osha go…" instead of starting with that instead of acting hostile then turning into fog Baphomet while her other daughter is burning in a room.
      This show is unhinged.

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher 4 місяці тому +17

      @@abdieljove2011 in other words, the females of the story make no sense and only make things more confusing as time goes on. Just think, this is set during the High Republic, a time when the Jedi were at their peak, supposedly.

    • @jasondcerny3646
      @jasondcerny3646 4 місяці тому +10

      Can't repeat this enough, the writing...... was absolute shit!

    • @navyhmhudson
      @navyhmhudson 4 місяці тому +3

      She was overwhelmed with emotion. I am blown away how idiotic people sound when they can’t understand the simple things in a script.

  • @SplendidSuperman122
    @SplendidSuperman122 4 місяці тому +2745

    Seeing Plagueis brought in for a cameo made me shout out loud, “OH COME THE F_CK ON!” It just ruins canon more and makes Anakin’s birth even less special.

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 4 місяці тому +2

      Part 2
      ua-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/v-deo.html

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 4 місяці тому +134

      My reaction was "NOPE! NO! NO! UH UH NO WAY! F**K THIS!" Like why was he there?!

    • @CHIEFLUKE101
      @CHIEFLUKE101 4 місяці тому +74

      That was the whole point

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 4 місяці тому +155

      But this isn't canon to me cause legends(1977-2014) is the true canon.

    • @SplendidSuperman122
      @SplendidSuperman122 4 місяці тому +276

      @@LunarSpiral1127They probably are gonna say he got the idea to create Anakin from the lesbian space witches to further desecrate George’s story.

  • @Ryushaori
    @Ryushaori 4 місяці тому +36

    It's fascinating how people say that prequels graphics didn't age well and 24 years later Coruscant (and everything) looks worse in a multimilion dollar TV show...

  • @Katetengen
    @Katetengen 4 місяці тому +412

    I honestly feel bad for Lee, as he was apparently a Star Wars fan as well. Even though English isn’t his first language he manages to be one of the best actors in the show, despite the awful script. I hope this project doesn’t ruin any future opportunities for him.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 4 місяці тому +27

      nah it wont hopefully plus he always far more on his game when he is acting in Koran movies and show than Hollywood abominations like acolyte

    • @richardphilpott1013
      @richardphilpott1013 4 місяці тому +45

      I pray he distances himself from this as much as possible and goes on to bigger and better things. Like, the Acolyte doesn't even get a mention on his CV. Lee just dusts himself off and carries on with life like nothing happened.

    • @roudkaross
      @roudkaross 4 місяці тому +31

      good for him his character got deleted, no chance he has to come back for season 2 and can cut his losses.

    • @anthonycurby4606
      @anthonycurby4606 4 місяці тому +6

      It would only take season 2 of squid game and theyd all be back in board.

    • @hex11144
      @hex11144 4 місяці тому +24

      Lee Jungjae is already very well established in Korea. He has no shortage of roles or money and he probably just did this for fun and/or to try and break into the western market. Either way he will be fine lol

  • @josephmoore5949
    @josephmoore5949 4 місяці тому +992

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Anakin: What happened to him?
    Palpatine: He appeared in the Acolyte

  • @ereini0n
    @ereini0n 4 місяці тому +5121

    Maybe the real Acolyte is the braincells we lost along the way

    • @elliottthurlow954
      @elliottthurlow954 4 місяці тому

      It was the BIGotry that we made that lost our brain cells along this is the way

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 4 місяці тому +62

      ​@@TullyFCircusWhat does it even mean?

    • @theomnidegenerate5236
      @theomnidegenerate5236 4 місяці тому

      @@TullyFCircus 😂 because no one could ever dislike a piece of media without being (insert bad name here)
      God, you people have the logic of a literal child. pathetic

    • @Re-PhantomZero
      @Re-PhantomZero 4 місяці тому +31

      Lol i left the same comment 😂.
      We are all dumber after this show even those who didn't watch it.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 4 місяці тому +32

      ​@@vespenegas261Apparently someone still thinks that term is anywhere near as damaging socially as "Disney Show Writer" skip interacting with grass let's start with them getting sunlight and fresh air...

  • @LurgsHowToGuides
    @LurgsHowToGuides 4 місяці тому +9

    I was lucky enough to be a kid when the original Star Wars movies came out, no Internet, just went to the Cinema and was blown away. This seems a million miles away from those days!

  • @Osprey850
    @Osprey850 4 місяці тому +400

    I like how, previously, Bazil was suspicious of Mae, even attacked her and seemingly told Sol so that he could stun her. Then, as soon as she woke up and she escaped, Bazil sabotaged the ship so that she could get away. So, he was responsible for both her capture and her escape, all seemingly only hours apart.

    • @theluckynumberis7
      @theluckynumberis7 4 місяці тому +41

      They can't write consistent characters.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 4 місяці тому +26

      Does the space gerbil even talk? Do we have any idea of his motivations? Was there some scene where Mae Jedi mind tricked him?
      Or is it just complete utter bullshit writing?

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 4 місяці тому +18

      ​@@franciscodanconia4324possibly the second

    • @parbonmadhu9766
      @parbonmadhu9766 4 місяці тому

      that rabbit fucker has some split personality discorder

    • @OskarErikssoon
      @OskarErikssoon 4 місяці тому +8

      It's like they forgot what happened the last episode, or even the last 10 minutes...

  • @BD-iu1wh
    @BD-iu1wh 4 місяці тому +2140

    “What was the point?” C’mon Drinker, there were 3:
    - ruin Jedi. ✅
    - ruin Anakin. ✅
    - launder $$$. ✅

    • @fitz3691
      @fitz3691 4 місяці тому +116

      I think you missed some…make the force female/gay…use they/them pronouns and force dei instead of good story telling/acting

    • @graphixkillzzz
      @graphixkillzzz 4 місяці тому +20

      huh... in that case, it's a success 🤔🤷‍♂️🤣👉

    • @M53614
      @M53614 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@fitz3691 lmao what. None of that is accurate. How has the force been made gay?

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 4 місяці тому +22

      I also no longer like diversity in real life. Thanks Disney!

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 4 місяці тому +25

      Mostly launder. Because the first two are already done years before.

  • @mattdamutt5681
    @mattdamutt5681 4 місяці тому +289

    If this gets another season, that's my confirmation that $180 million budget was an embezzlement scheme.
    There's no other way they could afford repeating this disaster.

    • @axlsaurio
      @axlsaurio 4 місяці тому +16

      No doubt they were washing money with this shit

    • @antoniopineda5780
      @antoniopineda5780 4 місяці тому +19

      @@axlsauriothis shit costs 20mill at most. Someone is pocketing those extra 160

    • @Highly-grounded
      @Highly-grounded 4 місяці тому +1

      Money laundering or something

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 4 місяці тому

      @@antoniopineda5780 Hey, those weekly, lesbian-preferred, me-too, the-force-is-female, fully catered, luxury Hollywood mansion, 24h, all-the-wine-and-coke-you-want, free massage and hot-tub parties don't pay for themselves you know! 🙎‍♀ (Male stripper and Limo provided)

  • @PrometheanKitchen96
    @PrometheanKitchen96 4 місяці тому +15

    I'm glad I just decided to watch your reviews for it instead of actually having to suffer through it

  • @TheGreatPooyah
    @TheGreatPooyah 4 місяці тому +1981

    To prevent brain damage, I just watch the Drinker review instead of watching the show

    • @fred6907
      @fred6907 4 місяці тому +21

      My brain could only handle 2 episodes. Was more entertaining watching the reviews instead after that.

    • @MsSwthrt102
      @MsSwthrt102 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@fred6907same, Heaven knows the recovery needed 😂

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 4 місяці тому +5

      But secondary brain damage is almost just as worse

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@toolegittoquit_001Seriously how can I feel like I just woke up from being black out drunk and I wasn't even directly exposed.

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 4 місяці тому

      more ambitious to watch the attack of the killer tomatoes on an oll vhs

  • @stevestarcke
    @stevestarcke 4 місяці тому +383

    Thanks, Drinker, for suffering through this for us.

    • @foodog3026
      @foodog3026 4 місяці тому +7

      Saved me multiple hours and brain cells…this man is a life saver

  • @TastyScotch
    @TastyScotch 4 місяці тому +298

    Darth Plagueis watching from the shadows: “Is it over yet?”

    • @Idontcare5225
      @Idontcare5225 4 місяці тому +33

      "Is it safe to come out yet? Or are we still doing this nonsense?"

    • @martinricardo4503
      @martinricardo4503 4 місяці тому +7

      I hope I was not seen by anyone..

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 4 місяці тому +4

      Andy Serkis wandered onto the wrong set ...

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 4 місяці тому +3

      In Disney's mind, he is watching and that is how he learns to create life - from Osha

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX 4 місяці тому

      ​@@GorbzThey are trying to infect all of the OT and PT because they just aren't satisfied until they ruin all of SW

  • @mrben6573
    @mrben6573 4 місяці тому +13

    I think this show is coming from a specific socio-philosophical point of view. When a cop tells a guy "Stop reaching for your pants" fifteen times, and then shoots the guy when he reaches for his pants, there's a certain segment of the population that view the cop as the villain of the story. This show was written by people that think if a lesbian space witch turns into smoke monster and starts vaporizing her daughter, and is then killed, that this killing is a completely unjustifiable action. Except normal people look at this sequence of events and go "Yep, I would have put her down as well." The writers of this show fundamentally don't understand the nature of perceived threats and their logical consequences.

  • @kenpeters3744
    @kenpeters3744 4 місяці тому +707

    Look how it rates on R.T: 80% from the critics vs 15% from the audience. Disney clearly ownes most of the "critics" these days.

    • @JustBob-sw4rf
      @JustBob-sw4rf 4 місяці тому

      Or they all went to the same Woke Marxist schools.

    • @Dybicus
      @Dybicus 4 місяці тому +67

      I guess that's where some of those 180 Million bucks went.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea 4 місяці тому +48

      It's not so much that Disney owns them than that critics depend on being invited to events, given access to content and being part of the professional circles to work. To do that, they need to stay the heck away from sensitive talking points because the far left famously loves eating their own for even the slightest misstep.
      So once a show has been deemed "progressive", they can't afford to be critical until the tide turns. They have to wait for general sentiment to signal that it is okay to dislike the show before they can actually level criticism.
      Until then it's stunning and brave because anything else means they lose their job.
      If they hop in too soon, they get excluded. No more invites, no access, no quotes and links. Might even get removed from the list entirely so that their ratings no longer appear on rotten tomatoes to begin with.
      Not defending them, mind, caving to this nonsense means that their output is essentially worthless for the intended purpose of telling people if a show is worth watching, but there are reasons other than blatant bribery that they all tend to follow the same notes.

    • @henrikaugustsson4041
      @henrikaugustsson4041 4 місяці тому +4

      I wouldn’t say it’s THAT bad when it comes to production, but it’s really bad when it comes to writing and lore. They just put in Yoda and Plagueis and Ki Adi Mundi to give themselves any connection to Star Wars. So many small, annoying errors like saying mekneks are doing the jobs that R2 units are for, when it’s any kind of astromech droids, not just specifically R2’s. That’s how stupid these people are, they just write down things they have no understanding of, and since R2 is the only droid they’ve ever seen, must be that…

    • @mathieus.1851
      @mathieus.1851 4 місяці тому +3

      @@AndragonLea If it's not bribery then it's blackmail

  • @imbored7678
    @imbored7678 4 місяці тому +316

    I genuinely believe that reviews of this show have been viewed more than the actual show itself.

    • @radiologer
      @radiologer 4 місяці тому +23

      Ive seen every review video but not the show itself.

    • @jeffreyr4560
      @jeffreyr4560 4 місяці тому +6

      Given in about a half an hour this video has 71,000 views and the show’s 4 most recent episodes have a fraction of the reviews I would assume this is true. I realize not everyone reviews it but still.

    • @paulholmes8398
      @paulholmes8398 4 місяці тому +7

      Your not wrong my disney subscription was cancelled years ago but I didn't miss one of drinkers analysis of this shitshow..

    • @therondayview7684
      @therondayview7684 4 місяці тому

      @@radiologer Positive ones too?

    • @etcher6841
      @etcher6841 4 місяці тому

      I hope so

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 4 місяці тому +511

    So he wasn’t able to say “your mother turned into a black smoke and I fought back in self defence”?

    • @Tancred73
      @Tancred73 4 місяці тому +115

      To be fair, those are some tricky English words to pronounce..

    • @coolcat23
      @coolcat23 4 місяці тому +40

      I wonder whether she confronted him by saying "Well, my mother told you she would have let me go, didn't she?", to which he replied "How do you know?" and she said "Well, that episode already aired, didn't it? I watched it, duh!".

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Tancred73 I guess they didn't understand him lol

    • @peugas13
      @peugas13 4 місяці тому +76

      ​@@Tancred73His English was getting progressively worse, it was so noticeable in this last episode. I wonder if he stopped giving a shit considering the garbage he ended up in 😂

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 4 місяці тому +25

      "yower moddah turund inahtuuuur a crowd ofuh brackuh smok anduh iu stabahur in der chess" - sor

  • @EvhenKonhovalets
    @EvhenKonhovalets 4 місяці тому +36

    The local cable company has now dropped “The Acolyte” from its Disney+ advertising including only “Shogun” & “The Bear” as “now streaming!”

    • @bernardr7182
      @bernardr7182 4 місяці тому

      Shogun is an absolute disgrace. I literally threw my remote at episode 7 and stopped I couldn't take it anymore.

    • @tytrull8818
      @tytrull8818 3 місяці тому

      @@bernardr7182 did you read the books? 🤔

    • @bernardr7182
      @bernardr7182 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tytrull8818 Yes. I've read Shogun like 6 times. It's my favorite book of all time.

    • @tytrull8818
      @tytrull8818 3 місяці тому

      @@bernardr7182 I felt like it was faithful to the concept of what the book storyline was, within reason.

  • @ignaciomoreno9655
    @ignaciomoreno9655 4 місяці тому +829

    09:35:
    I can explain it:
    LH: I have an idea for Star Wars.
    KK: Ok, tell me.
    LH: Jedis bad, Sith good, man useless, woman the best evar.
    KK: Take this 180 millions.

    • @joshuasoobra2562
      @joshuasoobra2562 4 місяці тому

      Put a chic in it and make her gay!

    • @ThePsychoAnon
      @ThePsychoAnon 4 місяці тому +19

      Per episode 😂😂😂

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 4 місяці тому +9

      I'm happy I saw the first three Star Warseses, then called it a day.

    • @romandaniels2415
      @romandaniels2415 4 місяці тому +15

      LH: Thanks! I’ll pocket about half of it, and use the rest for the show!

    • @funnybunnyh8303
      @funnybunnyh8303 4 місяці тому +15

      Responsible authorities should investigate the entire production team, this has to be some kind of money-laundering scheme.

  • @MatiProbably
    @MatiProbably 4 місяці тому +401

    "Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he spent all his time on a desolate island in a dark damp cave spying on a diverse couple..."

    • @henkman00
      @henkman00 4 місяці тому +15

      “Where can one learn this power?”

    • @ereini0n
      @ereini0n 4 місяці тому +22

      Harvey Weinstein on vacation be like

    • @smb2735
      @smb2735 4 місяці тому +2

      No lie though, that is pretty dark

    • @MatiProbably
      @MatiProbably 4 місяці тому

      ​@@smb2735 Don't forget powerful and wise

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault 4 місяці тому +310

    I can explain for the morally confusing character like this:
    They wanted them to be “morally gray,” but have no idea how to write such a character outside of making them do bad thing, then good thing.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 4 місяці тому +19

      So many examples of great anti-heroes that they could have taken inspiration from, and yet they still totally fucked it up.

    • @markdevlin150
      @markdevlin150 4 місяці тому +3

      I don't think anyone knows that morally gray is.

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 4 місяці тому

      ​@@markdevlin150you realize grey/gray are same thing right? You also realize ALL words are made up? Spelled, pronounced, and used completely differently by region, race, creed, etc etc etc. So if you understand whats said WHY would it matter how its written? It doesnt, humans are just fools who fall 4 societies lies. Instead of realizing they are on a rock going 64k mph

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 4 місяці тому

      @@markdevlin150 It means you serve yourself and fuck anyone else. Youll rescue a village and then exploit the tenants for protection money until something more lucrative comes up and then you'll leave without a word. You'll take mercenary work for an evil Baron to stamp out a rebellion and then once your contact is complete you'll kill him because you disagree with him selling the captured rebels into slavery. You'll pick a mans pocket or break a kids fingers for trying to pick yours, but also give the money you stole to a downtrodden veteran begging money for food.
      You serve your own moral compass and don't much fret over the damage done or the lives lost in pursuit of your own goals.
      Deadpool is a good example.
      Gignomai from The Hammer.

    • @devilsadvocate1975
      @devilsadvocate1975 4 місяці тому +4

      @@markdevlin150 The Punisher, Rick Grimes, Cassian Andor

  • @andyheydt
    @andyheydt 3 місяці тому +17

    Is anyone here after finding out that The Acolyte has been officially canceled?

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 місяці тому +3

      Me lmao. Good, because it was fucking terrible 😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 2 місяці тому

      I'm not here because of that but yeah. Although im kind of sad, think of all the content we could have enjoyed laughing at it.

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 4 місяці тому +124

    “Charisma Vacuum” doubled me over with laughter. I’m so relieved this is over, but feel bad for your suffering having to enduring this for all of us.

    • @attilacsakberenyi1291
      @attilacsakberenyi1291 4 місяці тому +1

      They should just made her Pickle-Rick! Oh wait, Pickle-Rick has a huge range of emotions in his acting skill compared to her ......

    • @ColinFox
      @ColinFox 4 місяці тому

      @@attilacsakberenyi1291 Pickle-Rick was a fantastic character with great charisma and re-watchability, not to mention meme-ability. Charisma-vacuum here had none of that.

  • @ActuallyKnuckles
    @ActuallyKnuckles 4 місяці тому +174

    That final "go away now" sounded like someone finally done with a long and terrible journey, forever scarred with anger and despair.

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 4 місяці тому +3

      Nothing a couple of drams won't fix...

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood 4 місяці тому +437

    She chopped her hair with a lightsabre yet it's still absolutely perfect and matches her sister exactly....

    • @vardamir0397
      @vardamir0397 4 місяці тому +54

      its great all these years they had the same eating habits, training regimen and no added distinctive signs like long lasting injuries or quirks...very convenient.

    • @Deskunderthebed
      @Deskunderthebed 4 місяці тому +21

      Just another example of this show making no f*cking sense

    • @blacktalon1597
      @blacktalon1597 4 місяці тому +6

      Ahh yes, but you fail to realize how fast hair grows in space.

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 4 місяці тому +7

      "Hey sis..... why do you smell like burnt hair?"
      😂

    • @kellyrestiaux9846
      @kellyrestiaux9846 4 місяці тому +21

      ACTUALLY, Kyber crystals have been known since ~2300 BBY to possess conditioning and volumizing properties for all hair types. This was described in the 1995 SW novel "Lore of the Mos Eisley Day Spa" as discovered by the book's protagonist, the Wookiee stylist Pantennne.

  • @youngupgradebodybuilding6445
    @youngupgradebodybuilding6445 4 місяці тому +15

    moment of silence for Darth Plagueis's aura being absolutely obliterated by him being put into this show

  • @baasmans
    @baasmans 4 місяці тому +640

    I’m a primary school teacher. This “what’s the point of all these meaningless interactions?!” kind of story writing is exactly what I see from 3rd grade girls.

    • @tyborg314
      @tyborg314 4 місяці тому +57

      I was trying to explain the writing to my mom and compared it to first year creative writing in college, but even that was too generous, so I eventually compared it to my sisters pointless, meandering stories she'd write in middle school.

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 4 місяці тому +23

      @@tyborg314 & then she woke up. It was all a dream.

    • @elta6241
      @elta6241 4 місяці тому +8

      Now you know how this series was written.

    • @mentalmandolorian5723
      @mentalmandolorian5723 4 місяці тому

      with any luck, your 3rd grade girls will be taught to do better than this 30-40 something entitled muppets since you witnessed and learned from their 180 billion dollar mistake

    • @melhawk1352
      @melhawk1352 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ph8077 🤣

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 4 місяці тому +429

    "Wait, lemme get this straight. You can anticipate enough to block laser blasts with a lightsaber, but you can't anticipate enough to prevent someone poking you with a taser?"

    • @rogerodle8750
      @rogerodle8750 4 місяці тому +36

      Plot hole #1689. Add it to the list.

    • @handsomedashingrogue5502
      @handsomedashingrogue5502 4 місяці тому +33

      I have a type 36 fully automatic plasma ray gun!
      Jedi “i have jedi training, the force, a lightsaber, and reflexes like you couldn’t believe….”
      Did i mention i have a taser?
      Jedi “Fuck”

    • @jdstudios1912
      @jdstudios1912 4 місяці тому +8

      Don't ask questions! It's not the Disney star wars fan way. Just applaud the content say how amazing and brave it was then rinse and repeat.

    • @russianinvader3207
      @russianinvader3207 4 місяці тому

      @@jdstudios1912 XD

    • @Ballerboithaone1
      @Ballerboithaone1 4 місяці тому +4

      “Jedi Master”

  • @jimberjamber8540
    @jimberjamber8540 4 місяці тому +486

    Osha: Kills one Jedi and her lightsaber turns red
    Anakin: Slaughters an entire temple of Jedi and his lightsaber is still blue
    Checks out.

    • @magnaesca165
      @magnaesca165 4 місяці тому +34

      it s because his heart was in the right place while he did those things

    • @mizorenight3851
      @mizorenight3851 4 місяці тому +50

      maybe younglings don't count

    • @dxdxdxdxdxd7125
      @dxdxdxdxdxd7125 4 місяці тому +38

      kids count as 1/10 of a Jedi

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 4 місяці тому +29

      Yeah... 'bleeding crystals' weren't canon back then.

    • @Vykerocha
      @Vykerocha 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@dxdxdxdxdxd7125he killed about 100 of these. so, 10 jedis?

  • @joshh4402
    @joshh4402 4 місяці тому +3

    Thanks for enduring this show so others don't have to. You're an unsung hero.

  • @SupaFlyJedi
    @SupaFlyJedi 4 місяці тому +97

    "It's as if millions of dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

  • @bruce0816
    @bruce0816 4 місяці тому +534

    The fact that osha couldn't forgive Sol for "killing" their mother while protecting them but forgot all about her sister burning the whole fortress down and killing dozens was absolutely killing me

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 4 місяці тому +57

      And she can forgive Ezra for killing her friends too.
      But nah...

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 4 місяці тому +18

      The same vibes as Bo-Tox-Karen being made the yass slaaay mad queen of Mandalore by Ahsoka, the person who witnessed her terr0-rizing innocent villagers and burning their homes, who was se*ually harassed by her and almost killed by her + some other terr0rists of the space ISIS/Na*i group.

    • @bruce0816
      @bruce0816 4 місяці тому

      @@hassathunter2464 faaaaaacts

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 4 місяці тому +28

      @@bruce0816Mae didn’t actually kill anyone. All of the witches died because Indara disconnected her Wookiee friend from their spell and that was it for some reason… they just fell over and died like a bunch of idiots. God, this show was bad

    • @druken.hyper.snyper6201
      @druken.hyper.snyper6201 4 місяці тому +2

      I think you missed the episode where Trinity nerfed all the witches when she expelled them from controlling bargain brand Chewbacca. Stay woke.

  • @von_dusenhain2523
    @von_dusenhain2523 4 місяці тому +167

    I have the suspicion the Acolyte was written to a large extent by a Chat-Bot like ChatGPT or something like that. The inconsistent and illogical behavior of the characters, among other things, would indicate that, since those Chatbots often diverge from or completely ignore previously established facts.

    • @FabsHF
      @FabsHF 4 місяці тому +25

      I am 100% hundred percent sure that a pretender and faker like Leslye Headland would use it because she would never sit down for hours and actually do hard work... She even said in a interview that first you lie and take the job.. Then you pretend you know how to do it.. She used chatGPT 120%

    • @Pluto-c4q
      @Pluto-c4q 4 місяці тому +17

      U underrestimate ChatGPT. I think any AI would have done better 😂

    • @tilemacro
      @tilemacro 4 місяці тому +13

      As someone who uses Chat GPT quite regularly for writing short stories no... Just No.
      Give Chat GPT just an idea and what comes out is far superior to the Acolyte. Its scary how good it is.

    • @dragonforce7612
      @dragonforce7612 4 місяці тому +12

      even ChatGPT would have come with something better, considering it is a learning algorithm that follows rules and commands/prompts, thus it would spit something half-way decent, if a bit stale in terms of writing material.
      This level of inconsistency can only be achieved by half-baked and half-assed "writers" that had no respect for story flow and story-telling, too busy chugging the Kool-Aid of the *Message* .
      Honestly, it's not even a story. It's simply a mish-mash of poorly thought out ideas, heavily influenced by the writer's own bias.
      There is no reflection; no lesson to be learned from it; there is no morals to be glimpsed from it.

    • @kraptastic333
      @kraptastic333 4 місяці тому +1

      I don't, I've seen a horse designed by committee, it comes out a camel every single time

  • @nickleturtle
    @nickleturtle 2 місяці тому +2

    I was so confused why 1 person had to stay behind instead of the twins and premium Ezra Miller escaping together. The best explanation my husband and I could come up with is their spaceship only had 2 seats and they didn't want to share a seat

  • @kevinmccabe7263
    @kevinmccabe7263 4 місяці тому +216

    I think the worst part was the lightsaber slowly turning red. If that's not the most ham fisted, superficial interpretation of the Star Wars Universe then I don't know what is.

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 4 місяці тому +65

      Lightsabers are now mood rings!

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 4 місяці тому +45

      There's a comic where Darth Vader has to make a red lightsaber crystal and it is a process that involves killing a Jedi, disassembling their lightsaber, and pouring dark side energy into the crystal to align it to the dark side of the Force, turning it red.
      Other methods include making synthetic crystals, which are typically red from their manufacturing.
      As far as what remains of SW lore, a lightsaber can't just change color because the wielder is seduced to the dark side.

    • @GMan56M
      @GMan56M 4 місяці тому +17

      I can't believe this hasn't been called out more at this point. I mean come on... that's not how this works!

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 4 місяці тому +36

      Not to mention, Anakin’s lightsaber remained blue even after murdering the Younglings and the Separatist council.

    • @leaflotus6726
      @leaflotus6726 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bobogus7559 which by itself, no words, strikes a contrast to what we've seen Jedi (and Anakin's therefore) do with lightsabers.

  • @ronthered138
    @ronthered138 4 місяці тому +336

    A minor thing that blew my mind was when Master Sol was chasing what's-her-name-can't-keep-them-straight through the asteroid belt (one of many that seem to plague the SW galaxy), his gopher sidekick for some reason decided to pull wires out of the wall of the ship and sabotage it in mid-flight! When Sol wrestled his ship down to a safe landing, instead of fricasseeing the little shit, he stalked off like nothing had happened! Then the gopher was treated like one of the gang again when reinforcements arrived!
    Either the characters or the writers are too stupid to be allowed to continue.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 4 місяці тому +37

      Good Lord even a literal child would look at this and say this is stupid.

    • @Giovanni-Giorgio
      @Giovanni-Giorgio 4 місяці тому

      Yeah, like that little shit pulled a noble deed. No no no..

    • @Kaykath-yd1ss
      @Kaykath-yd1ss 4 місяці тому +9

      Yeah absolutely insane

    • @kingmatthewlego
      @kingmatthewlego 4 місяці тому +12

      The characters and writers being stupid are not mutually exclusive, as this show has demonstrated 😔

    • @rickrollrizal
      @rickrollrizal 4 місяці тому +9

      Ikr! The motivations of the characters are all over the place, beaver guy actually tried to fight Mae cause he suspected her as not Osha. And then suddenly saves Mae? Wtf?

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 4 місяці тому +272

    Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

    • @dalic24
      @dalic24 4 місяці тому +1

      Disney subs have grown by 4 million in the last quarter it is right now at 153 million it goes up and down from 158 million to 149 million all the time. I know thise youtubers tell you the subs are going down but they are not. If you were a smart person witch you clearly are not you would fact tjek the youtubers living on spreading rumours. So no the subs are not going down no matter how mich garbage disney makes. The same youtubers who are constantly saying star war's is dead are the one's that watch every episode only to talk about the same garbage for weeks. UA-camrs like drinker liv of laying to people and making up rumours. Soon the usal kk is getting fired video's are gonna start coming.
      Now stop believing evrey thing you se on the Internet. No matter how bad shows Disney makes nothing is changing

    • @NordRheinWestfale
      @NordRheinWestfale 4 місяці тому +11

      @@dalic24 Deep breaths, my friend, it is just a comment of someone who wanted to make a joke.

    • @DWLiam09
      @DWLiam09 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@dalic24He´s just talking about star wars fans tho? The new subscriptions can be for different movies/shows, kind of funny you shot on him while talking about something completely else.

    • @DWLiam09
      @DWLiam09 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@dalic24and star wars is indead not dead, but now people mostly watch it because it is bad, so saying "star wars is dead" us indead false, but they lost their core audience. Also funny how you say he´s dumb while you cant even see the text you´re typing, even me, a non-english speaker can type better than you.

    • @dalic24
      @dalic24 4 місяці тому

      @@DWLiam09 i am not an English speaker either. Plus I don't give a f about my spelling you understand evrey thing I say.
      I knownthe truth hurts and I know i go after your favourite youtubers you being gramma police i can't use for anything.
      So wheb you have something about Disney losing subs come back and talk notna second before.

  • @defiction0001
    @defiction0001 4 місяці тому +11

    This is the only Star Wars installment where you somehow can just choke a Jedi Knight

  • @vincent207
    @vincent207 4 місяці тому +127

    I’m just glad Lee Jung-jae is free from this travesty, and can hopefully go back to being in good stuff again.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 місяці тому +4

      Season 2 of Squid Game is coming this year

    • @HISOKA_IS_HIM
      @HISOKA_IS_HIM 4 місяці тому

      let's not act like k dramas are any better

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 4 місяці тому +2

      He’s honestly the only character that was somewhat good in the show

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 4 місяці тому +5

      His chance to be Hollywood star is tarnished if not annihilated with acolyte, but Korean cinematography is gaining traction even beyond Hollywood anyway

    • @salikali2
      @salikali2 4 місяці тому +3

      @@HISOKA_IS_HIM Squid games is the best show on Netflix, stay mad.

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark 4 місяці тому +334

    The mission. The nightmares. They're finally over...

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 4 місяці тому

      Part II
      ua-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/v-deo.html

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 4 місяці тому

      In the words of the once great Master Chief: "No, it's only the begining..."

    • @ezw2099
      @ezw2099 4 місяці тому +1

      I'm free

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 4 місяці тому +10

      We still remember you, Fives.

    • @mimikolomamu
      @mimikolomamu 4 місяці тому +1

      Over?? Why do you even bother to begin??

  • @tomatocutter
    @tomatocutter 4 місяці тому +216

    It's shocking that Amandala Stenberg can't handle complex fight choreography after we got to see her "dancing ability" in her Discourse video.

    • @unseenmarauder
      @unseenmarauder 4 місяці тому +36

      “Dance moves worthy of a waffle house parking lot” - JLongbone

    • @blarfroer8066
      @blarfroer8066 4 місяці тому

      She can't act, she can't do fight choreos, she can't dance - what skills does she even have?

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 4 місяці тому +7

      Amanda felt so proud of herself mocking the fans.

    • @TastyScotch
      @TastyScotch 4 місяці тому +5

      She was too busy working on that dance choreo to properly learn the fight choreo for her actual job 😂

    • @Legion-p6y
      @Legion-p6y 4 місяці тому +8

      Dance moves? I thought she was going into convulsions

  • @tranminhnhat7645
    @tranminhnhat7645 4 місяці тому +6

    Star Wars fan base: Triggered and angered.
    The Acolyte production team: We have massive social media coverage!

  • @NoWacko
    @NoWacko 4 місяці тому +227

    A good name for "Charisma vacuum" would be "Strong female directors lesbian lover who definetly didn´t just get the job because she´s scissoring the director"

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD 4 місяці тому +14

      Damn I just searched that up, talk about moving up in Hollywood…

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 4 місяці тому +6

      Hey she’s not just scissoring her: they’re married!

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD 4 місяці тому +7

      @@zizoumonk10 yeah ik that’s the point

    • @anon17472
      @anon17472 4 місяці тому +5

      'Hey how should I play this character?'
      "I dunno, you're green, just pretend to be Nebula from Guardians, that should do"

    • @StormWaltz73
      @StormWaltz73 4 місяці тому +1

      And you have to say the whole thing... every time. Like "A Pimp Named Slickback."

  • @user-rt3pl5hh3m
    @user-rt3pl5hh3m 4 місяці тому +126

    So let me get this straight. The main character kills her father figure who loved her unconditionally and whose only flaw was that he desperately wanted connection. She then puts all her trust in a man she has known for a couple days who was previously with her twin sister, convinces her that she is sooo much more special than her, kills multiple people in front of her in cold blood while mocking their deaths, and whose LEAST concerning flaw among the litany of them is that he also desperately wants connection. He then proceeds to completely sever all her ties with her biological family by erasing their memories of her so they can run away together. Did I just witness literal abuse?

    • @pedrovargas2181
      @pedrovargas2181 4 місяці тому +7

      Darksiders 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @disalazarg
      @disalazarg 4 місяці тому

      @@user-rt3pl5hh3m well, the writer is a woman, so little wonder.

    • @viktorpagels7569
      @viktorpagels7569 4 місяці тому

      You witnessed headlands rape fantasies. Yes.

    • @Ayy_Nanners
      @Ayy_Nanners 4 місяці тому +29

      Leslye Headland decided to write what she knew I guess! lol

    • @Kai_Laddekricht
      @Kai_Laddekricht 4 місяці тому +5

      Well, Smylo Ren is a chad... That should explain it to you

  • @hughmongus6959
    @hughmongus6959 4 місяці тому +238

    "Fuck off Bazel" 😂😂😂 that delivery was flawless

    • @edwardvaughan9648
      @edwardvaughan9648 4 місяці тому +3

      And then Bazel goes back to help the Jedi find them 😂

    • @beingsshepherd
      @beingsshepherd 4 місяці тому

      That's its real name??? I thought The Drinker was nicknaming it _Basil Brush._

    • @hughmongus6959
      @hughmongus6959 4 місяці тому +1

      @@beingsshepherd Unsure, that's just what I heard. I play Monster Hunter so I thought of Bazelguese

    • @beingsshepherd
      @beingsshepherd 4 місяці тому +2

      Just looked it up, _Bazil_ indeed 🦊"Boom boom!"

  • @AbsurdistAsian
    @AbsurdistAsian 4 місяці тому +11

    0:56 Star Wars now has Steven Seagal quality of writing; introduces something out of the blue, and abandons it. As Space Ice puts it: "And it is never mentioned again!"

  • @quirkycloud7518
    @quirkycloud7518 4 місяці тому +113

    As if millions of voices suddenly sigh in relief.

  • @DavidAnderson-m5c
    @DavidAnderson-m5c 4 місяці тому +173

    The Geneva Convention will be adding this show to their list of banned punishments.

  • @tochukwuudu7763
    @tochukwuudu7763 4 місяці тому +262

    Can't believe Plagueis really said,"Do you want to build a snowman", I actually cried.

    • @Urielthalas
      @Urielthalas 4 місяці тому +30

      Ugh, I hate that I can't tell if you're trolling

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 4 місяці тому +18

      I clapped when Osha hit Sol with the five point palm exploding heart technique.

    • @GLJosh
      @GLJosh 4 місяці тому +25

      Remember this is Disney, "Do you want to build a snowthey?"

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Rogue-a-Pogue hahahahahahaa

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb 4 місяці тому

      ​@@GLJosh pffffffff

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 Місяць тому +1

    i like how yoda was the only one who could see into the future well because he was a 900 year old master but the 20yr old girl can do it with no real training because reasons

  • @SamvedIyer
    @SamvedIyer 4 місяці тому +57

    1. The Jedi approach the witches with regard to Osha
    2. The witches initiate hostilities
    3. The progress of events causes what would seem to be a clash between Sol and Mother Aniseya
    4. Mother Aniseya is in motion to transform into something resembling the Mind Flayer -- a move positively threatening in appearance
    5. Sol stabs her in self-defence
    6. She dies saying she was simply going to consent???
    How did folk at Lucasfilm go over this and say, "Nah! It'll be fine!"? Did no one ask: "Why does she have to do the transformation thing instead of simply consenting?"?
    Additionally, how does Lucasfilm expect us to perceive the Jedi as bad through this sequence of events?

  • @ThatDudeinBlue
    @ThatDudeinBlue 4 місяці тому +381

    "Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
    "No because I got rid of Disney Plus after one episode of the Acolyte"

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 4 місяці тому +7

      I'm amazed you got this far.

    • @nuttm3gg
      @nuttm3gg 4 місяці тому +2

      Was not expecting that dude in blue here. I'm glad I gave up tv and just watched UA-cam full time.

    • @peterixxx
      @peterixxx 4 місяці тому

      I got rid of it when I heard about what they are doing with the Acolyte. Never watched and not going to support Disney.
      One thing I'm a bit disappointed about is that they gobbled up National Geographic...

    • @Dws974
      @Dws974 4 місяці тому

      More like the tragedy is to be used as a character in the acolyte and a disney show lol

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulmd7747
    @paulmd7747 4 місяці тому +230

    "What was the point?" - There wasn't one. Modern writers are so terrible they don't even have a point. They don't know that they are supposed to use the fictional events to convey a message of some kind. They are just inexperienced kids with no life experience howling into a void of pointlessness. Pathetic.

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers 4 місяці тому +6

      Not every story needs a point, but if it's going to be just for entertainment, it needs to be ENTERTAINING. Nothing about this is.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 4 місяці тому +3

      It's manufactured "plot twist!" drama that is superficial and just there to fek with the viewer who they know will be so bored and uninvested in a moment they'll be wandering off trying to pick what comes next.
      Unfortunately writing plot and characters who change things up but who still think and act like actual people is hard, and the best they can do is emotionally crippled morons who change their motivations in (at times psychopathically) short time frames

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 4 місяці тому +13

      "They are just inexperienced kids with no life experience" I think this is a key point. Hollywood writers used to be adults. People with spouses, wartime service, and full lives. Now they're manufactured, disposable drones churned out of leftwing factories (universities) and dumped into a machine where they sit on committees with other people just like them. They write what they know, which is nothing. It's pathetic.

    • @freewheeler8924
      @freewheeler8924 4 місяці тому +4

      Inspirational messages are symptomatic of patriarchal oppression.

    • @davorzdralo8000
      @davorzdralo8000 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@dawnfire82I always find it funny how Americans classify this shit as "left".

  • @schinkrio5575
    @schinkrio5575 4 місяці тому +7

    Kind of ironic: Disney is the biggest promoter of the Expanded Universe by now, and it isn't even intentional - it's just that everything they make pales in comparison to what came before them.

  • @holymasterchief
    @holymasterchief 4 місяці тому +218

    You know how some bullies in grade school would leave you alone once they realize they can't get a rise out of you, but other bullies realize they can push you further and further so they do more and more heinous things because they're just that determined to ruin you? That's what these writers feel like.

    • @GSal6
      @GSal6 4 місяці тому +19

      That’s dark. Dark but true

    • @thehat4244
      @thehat4244 4 місяці тому +23

      It's almost like the entire goal was to destroy everything we take joy in.

    • @badbishop1049
      @badbishop1049 4 місяці тому

      Yes, disney are the kind of bullies that hope you will take it with no resistance. That way they know they can keep doing worse and worse things to you for their own demented pleasure.

  • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
    @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 4 місяці тому +181

    Frodo: "It's gone. It's done." Sam: "Yes, Mister Frodo. It's over now."

    • @conscientiousobjector5988
      @conscientiousobjector5988 4 місяці тому +2

      Season 2 being drafted right now.

    • @nzeusman8215
      @nzeusman8215 4 місяці тому

      @@conscientiousobjector5988 yeah?

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 3 місяці тому +1

      "I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things."

  • @ToddMichaelPost
    @ToddMichaelPost 4 місяці тому +244

    You forgot the worst part, the final scene with Yoda. If they are implying that he covered all of this up, it severely undermines him as a revered character or sets him up to be completely inept if he knew about this and did nothing before Palpatine.

    • @daniquemaxwell5070
      @daniquemaxwell5070 4 місяці тому +47

      They brought back Ki Adi Mundi 40 years before his birth do you really think they care if they create retcons and butcher established characters?

    • @TheJohn8765
      @TheJohn8765 4 місяці тому +30

      Just trying to pull down all the revered characters so you can crap on them subsequently. That way their ambiguous and nihilistic worldview can pat itself on the back and substitute itself for what was previously "paternalistic" (in a good way). These people seem to despise any sort of objectively decent viewpoint that doesn't accord with their highly revisionist views. They'd say that's "nuance". I say that's ideology presenting itself as reality.

    • @Tonikane
      @Tonikane 4 місяці тому +9

      This is all writers fanfic with a ridiculous budget

    • @TheTruMan196
      @TheTruMan196 4 місяці тому +26

      @@Tonikane that's an insult to actual FanFiction writers to be honest, that's how bad the Acolyte is 💀😂

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@TheTruMan196Yea, about every SW what if story is better than this.

  • @Dave_L913
    @Dave_L913 4 місяці тому +163

    They assassinated Yoda's character by making him complicit in framing an innocent Squid Game Guy for the murder of several Jedi. One more hero from the OT "deconstructed" as an asshole by Disney Star Wars.

    • @viktorpagels7569
      @viktorpagels7569 4 місяці тому +4

      I don't want to watch the Episode. What exactly happened with Yoda?

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 4 місяці тому +24

      ⁠@@viktorpagels7569Vernestra (Green Jedi Master) shows up to his chambers and says, “We …need to talk…”
      (The implication is she’s either going to BS him about Sol having supposedly wiped out the 8+ other Jedi … which Yoda will somehow accept without detecting Deception - or issuing a further investigation … OR even worse, he’ll go ALONG with the conspiracy / cover-up 🫣…)

    • @p930racer
      @p930racer 4 місяці тому +8

      They began their take down of Yoda by painting him as a book burner.

    • @keithallver2450
      @keithallver2450 4 місяці тому

      Yoda always was an arrogant asshole.

    • @viktorpagels7569
      @viktorpagels7569 4 місяці тому

      @@AlekTrev006 is there more to that scene than that sentence?

  • @123reivaj
    @123reivaj 4 місяці тому +155

    Now i understand why the KK and Disney wanted to sue South Park, they spoiled the next steps of the Rat company.

  • @Tanner-Gillman
    @Tanner-Gillman 4 місяці тому +255

    the craziest thing about Sols death/character arc in general is that you get the impression that Leslie and the rest of the creative team thought that we as an audience would be championing his failure and eventual “comeuppance.”
    it’s the same way many have pointed out that Han Solo’s death in TFA is normally the sort of death you reserve for a VILLAIN character, not the hero of the story. (getting stabbed, falling off a freakin’ cliff into an explosion, etc.)
    The bottom line is, while flawed, Sol is arguably the most morally upstanding character in the series, and even a decade ago would easily be portrayed as a heroic figure at the least, and the protagonist of the story at most.
    You can almost feel how this whole episode they’re attempting to frame him as a traitorous “Peter Pettigrew i deserve what’s coming to me” type, when in reality-
    Weasel boi betraying him, Osha/Mae choking him out, and the entire freaking Jedi order throwing him under the bus just ends up leaving a bitter taste in the audiences mouth.
    Long story short: I’m sick of Heroes getting punished in these stories.
    #SolDidNothingWrong

    • @BunkerAnon
      @BunkerAnon 4 місяці тому +42

      Yea his big crime was putting down the Smoke Demon who was USING THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE

    • @Lumerlume11
      @Lumerlume11 4 місяці тому +21

      This show went through a multitude of reshoots and rewrites. My theory is Sol was portrayed much worse but they didn't have the spine to go through with their own story idea that nobody wanted to see anyways (the Jedi being bad) so instead they rewrote it all to be a confused mess with no real villain.

    • @Tanner-Gillman
      @Tanner-Gillman 4 місяці тому

      @@BunkerAnon whilst DISINTEGRATING A CHILD, NO LESS 🧐

    • @wolftamer5463
      @wolftamer5463 4 місяці тому +24

      His death and the fact that they blamed everything on him pissed me off so goddamn much.

    • @Tanner-Gillman
      @Tanner-Gillman 4 місяці тому

      @@BunkerAnon whilst DISINTEGRATING A CHILD, NO LESS 🧐

  • @Durzo1259
    @Durzo1259 4 місяці тому +6

    I went into this saying "screw any reviews, I'll decide for myself, enjoy the good, ignore the bad."
    I came out of the season end with nothing but a feeling of utter mediocrity at best.

  • @AJ-ev3hj
    @AJ-ev3hj 4 місяці тому +421

    The US Army will now be playing the Acolyte instead of waterboarding.

    • @danielbrown9368
      @danielbrown9368 4 місяці тому +24

      We're going to arrest you for suggesting that, but yes.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 4 місяці тому +29

      Hilarious fact: the Marines guarding Saddam Hussein used to play South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut as his daily television entertainment.
      For anyone who doesn't know, Saddam is a character in the movie and is Satan's gay lover.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 4 місяці тому +13

      They should just use She hulk.
      That'll break em fast!

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 4 місяці тому +5

      @@mablesfatalfable6021Have you heard of Canada? Nice people. Until they’re not.

    • @indrapratama7668
      @indrapratama7668 4 місяці тому +6

      The Acolyte is now a staple menu in Guantanamo.

  • @ilyasharin1976
    @ilyasharin1976 4 місяці тому +42

    When Thanos said he wanted to erase half the universe, this is the half he was talking about.

  • @zachcurtis1283
    @zachcurtis1283 4 місяці тому +176

    So...the "protagonist" kills her master and turns evil, and we're supposed to feel good about this?

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 4 місяці тому +54

      Harvey Weinstein's assistant giving you glimpses into her mind.

    • @zachcurtis1283
      @zachcurtis1283 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Kyle-sr6jm pretty much.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 4 місяці тому +22

      It’s because she’s a strong female character, you’re just supposed to love her and not question her moral compass. Geez have you learned nothing?

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@jackmeeks2294keep up people, bad is good now

    • @unarmored9973
      @unarmored9973 4 місяці тому +7

      The sith are just misunderstood man, you should really give them a chance ya know? Hatred, anger, greed - I mean it's not like the WORST qualities you can find in people or anything.

  • @senaheartsong8066
    @senaheartsong8066 4 місяці тому +2

    I love that you said "Intellectually exhausting" because that's exactly it. I find the entire thing exhausting. Even when I was trying to watch it in the beginning, I'd end up exhausted and irritated. Eventually, in the middle of episode 6 I simply turned it off and literally went to clean off my deck. THAT was more entertaining.

  • @Sigma0283
    @Sigma0283 4 місяці тому +137

    This is what a waste of $180 million looks like.
    You can teach an old dog new tricks, you can’t teach Rebecca Henderson how to act or Leslye Headland how to write.

    • @true_plays_games
      @true_plays_games 4 місяці тому +1

      Lesbian Headlamp*

    • @YoutubeDictatorship2024
      @YoutubeDictatorship2024 4 місяці тому

      You actually watched this? LOL

    • @Simon-xc5oy
      @Simon-xc5oy 4 місяці тому

      Yes, that green bald headed thing has one expression in every single scene its in. Truly stunning acting and the green paint job looks truly stupid. It makes her head look wider at the top than at the jaw line...but maybe she is really like this and the make up is just accenting it....The only reason she got that role is because she is doing Leslie Headline...or Lesbian Headlock or whatever her name is...

    • @CorporateCornholio
      @CorporateCornholio 4 місяці тому

      @@UA-camDictatorship2024 I confess I did. I had low expectations and hope for something nor leaning heavily on George's work. Now I can never get those hours or brain cells back. Gone they are, for ever lost to the cosmos.

    • @YoutubeDictatorship2024
      @YoutubeDictatorship2024 4 місяці тому

      @@CorporateCornholio the pain of losing those brain cells and the lesson you learned is far more valuable than those few brain cells you lost if you remember this situation.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 4 місяці тому +70

    Having Plagueis the Wise just lurking in a nearby cave as all this happens is about as good an idea for a reveal as having Palpatine at the colosseum in Episode II disguised as a hotdog vendor.

  • @kylewest9415
    @kylewest9415 4 місяці тому +112

    “Darth Plagueis” is hands down my favorite Star Wars novel. James Luceno, the author, manages to take an almost throwaway beat in the Prequels and turn it into a gripping gangster story plus a fascinating philosophical look at the Force from the Sith perspective.
    The most Disney could spare him was three seconds crawling out from the rock he apparently lives under.
    Fuck. Right. Off.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 4 місяці тому +5

      Disney burned old canon so they could build their shitty replacement on top of it, never forget we lost kotor 3 reven,nihilus,Keria and 1313 to this company.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 4 місяці тому +2

      @@leviticusprime4904 We do at least have Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau fighting for us. Mando Season 2 made Jango's Mandalorian backstory canon, along with Jaster Mereel from the Dark Horse comic.

    • @zzzzzzzzzz_me
      @zzzzzzzzzz_me 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@nahor88Filoni is just as bad as lesbian headband. He's brutalized the lore countless times to tell an inferior version of the story with his "improvements".

    • @DRUBIN1986
      @DRUBIN1986 4 місяці тому

      I read this as a positive. So glad they didnt let Plagueis speak. They would have ruined him forever.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 4 місяці тому

      That novel is incredible. The only SW book I've read more than once

  • @Isidore22
    @Isidore22 4 місяці тому +2

    "Look at what they did to my boy" [stares in disbelief and sadness at what Star Wars has become]

  • @NotsoBigPapaCraig
    @NotsoBigPapaCraig 4 місяці тому +182

    Can you imagine getting a set up for a new Qui Gon, learning a new language! And then the show turns your character to this…

    • @takuid
      @takuid 4 місяці тому +1

      if he was going for Qui Gon, he is just a terrible actor cause Sol is nothing like Qui Gon...AT ALL...

    • @t4rsus90
      @t4rsus90 4 місяці тому +16

      There's very little an actor can do with a "script" like whatever the hell the Acolyte had.

    • @keithc9461
      @keithc9461 4 місяці тому

      For the completist.... Les space witches.., got to be a money earner 😂