These new computers are getting creepy… Copilot+ PC first look

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  • @user-eg6nq7qt8c
    @user-eg6nq7qt8c 24 дні тому +9964

    "entirely on device.. no data leaves your computer or goes to the cloud". I've heard that one before!

    • @user-munm
      @user-munm 24 дні тому +775

      I know, it's a really good joke in the industry.

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 24 дні тому +1030

      "you can delete your Recall data" I heard that one too, quite recently

    • @gianni_schicchi
      @gianni_schicchi 24 дні тому +176

      This may be naive, but I do believe at least Apple is intending on going that route considering the amount of engineering they’re putting into their chips being able to do local AI compute.
      Apple is not a saint, but they have shown some level of commitment to privacy. The reason their maps have such bad traffic data for instance is because they don’t collect the same type of data that Google does, so while Apple maps used to be worse it was my preferred choice. Now Google maps is unusable from a UX experience so all is well that ends well.

    • @daveaptx6818
      @daveaptx6818 24 дні тому +127

      "What do you mean you've heard this? It's brand new"

    • @fabriciondg
      @fabriciondg 24 дні тому +475

      Yeah! Remember when the iOS suddenly restored thousands of images previously deleted by its users? Even on devices that were factory reset?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Ohh wait..... that was last week....

  • @Eichro
    @Eichro 24 дні тому +5911

    "This Recall feature is entirely on device"
    Nothing that a quick forced "security" update can't change

    • @elivegba8186
      @elivegba8186 24 дні тому +25

      nope.

    • @TheFPSPower
      @TheFPSPower 24 дні тому +280

      Or an annoying full screen popup asking to share recall information with third parties where people just click next to get rid of it.
      You know... Like they have done to trick people into using Onedrive and Bing...

    • @Ali2307013
      @Ali2307013 24 дні тому +69

      And the change note will be buried somewhere so they can say “we told you”

    • @Kane0123
      @Kane0123 24 дні тому +31

      Windows search sucks… I’ve got it! Screen capture and multi modal LLMs! Shark jumped.

    • @AngouSana69
      @AngouSana69 24 дні тому +16

      Hey genius, wait till you hear about "recall stealers"

  • @flippert0
    @flippert0 24 дні тому +708

    "None of your recall data ever leaves the computer" - let's see how well this statement ages

    • @tokeivo
      @tokeivo 22 дні тому +29

      "Hey, I found 729 million new images. You want to back up those to the cloud?"

    • @tringuyen7519
      @tringuyen7519 22 дні тому

      @@tokeivoCopilot+PC will take snapshots of your passwords & userid on everything you do & store it on the SSD. Hackers will be very grateful when they get into your PC.

    • @freecivweb4160
      @freecivweb4160 22 дні тому +12

      Coming to a future near you:
      You: "Recall, give me that series I was watching on Netflix yesterday."
      Recall: "I can't do that, Dave. It's DRM."

    • @ogx-rz4jr
      @ogx-rz4jr 12 днів тому

      Every time I see some idiot crying about MS "spying" they're an iPhone or Android user who have no problems with Apple and Google recording every word they say, face scanning every photo they take, and scanning every document on their phone to upload to iCloud and GoogleDrive.
      Hypocritical idiots pretending to care about privacy, when in reality they're just manchildren fanboys hating on their chosen enemy corporation while taking it up the ass from their favored corporation. 1984 already happened 10 years ago on iOS and android, and these fanboys were completely silent for that entire time, but as soon as MS does it, they flip out. Clown world.

  • @StefanBlurr
    @StefanBlurr 23 дні тому +253

    "Up to 0% faster than the M4" that killed me

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 22 дні тому +8

      the question is how much slower

    • @StefanBlurr
      @StefanBlurr 22 дні тому +1

      @@helper_bot Yeah, you're right

    • @atharvajadhav4376
      @atharvajadhav4376 22 дні тому +3

      i dont understand how thats the case when snapdragon x elite has 45 tops while m4 has 38 tops

    • @themprsndev
      @themprsndev 12 днів тому

      @@atharvajadhav437645 sounds cool until it burns down your house and pulls 420 watts. Jokes aside, Snapdragon isn't exactly known for delivering on their promised numbers lol. Also, that's the ipad m4 chip, MacBook pros should have m4 pro and max, I'm curious what those will bring. I just don't expect snapdragon to actually deliver on those numbers out of the blue.

  • @rubberduckdebug
    @rubberduckdebug 24 дні тому +885

    I love how Recall now exists but standard file search is still abysmal.

    • @tinkerjar396
      @tinkerjar396 24 дні тому

      Search for "Everything" by void tools

    • @Dogo.R
      @Dogo.R 24 дні тому

      "Voidtools everything" has already solved this.

    • @gulfsailor2003
      @gulfsailor2003 23 дні тому +55

      Yea thats why I installed the tool "Everything" years ago. MS Search issue solved.

    • @WilliamBrwn
      @WilliamBrwn 23 дні тому +20

      Everything is blazing fast. Nearly instant results!

    • @Imraphael_
      @Imraphael_ 23 дні тому +2

      ​@@gulfsailor2003how do I get this

  • @wanderlust0120
    @wanderlust0120 24 дні тому +795

    There is a reason they called it co-pilot. Now don't complain when the controls switch over.

    • @avisprimey
      @avisprimey 24 дні тому +22

      Great way to put it

    • @isodoubIet
      @isodoubIet 24 дні тому +26

      Except even _real_ copilots practice positive exchange of control...

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 24 дні тому +11

      "Assuming direct control"

    • @olfmombach260
      @olfmombach260 24 дні тому +12

      ** dual input ** ** dual input **

    • @WilliamBrwn
      @WilliamBrwn 23 дні тому +9

      Loook at me! ...
      I am the pilot now! ...

  • @F41nt13
    @F41nt13 24 дні тому +345

    > hey copilot, remember that corn I watched last week?
    > got you fam

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому +104

      "It had a midget, and there was a red train, and the girl only spoke German..?"
      AI: 'You're gonna have to be more specific, that doesn't narrow it down much based on your history'

    • @Dredge22
      @Dredge22 23 дні тому +52

      Copilot: would you like to forward to your boss and coworkers?

    • @kurayamiblackheart
      @kurayamiblackheart 23 дні тому +29

      @@Dredge22 Men of culture share corn with their boss and coworkers

    • @heinzriemann3213
      @heinzriemann3213 22 дні тому +8

      @@dhess34 "Tentacles! There were tentacles!"

    • @romantheroman98
      @romantheroman98 22 дні тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Djazz7
    @Djazz7 23 дні тому +85

    This scares me and makes me nostalgic for the XP days, peaceful evenings playing Vice City, and Battlefield 2 then chillin' on the internet, good old days 😔

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 20 днів тому +4

      Honestly a low-maintenance linux distro is a pretty good substitute these days, if you don't have the specific requirement to run Windows (e.g. for work). Hell, I even installed SimCity 3000 Unlimited a few months ago and it still runs great.

    • @Keukeu45
      @Keukeu45 19 днів тому +1

      @@traveller23e can you play stalker gamma?

    • @anon_148
      @anon_148 19 днів тому +1

      @@traveller23e except nothing runs on it and one day it WILL just randomly stop booting.

    • @pochou8261
      @pochou8261 18 днів тому +5

      @@anon_148that’s why you install stable updates instead of beta versions. At least that’s what I do for years and nothing like that happened to me.

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 18 днів тому +4

      @@anon_148 if it randomly stops booting that sounds like either 1) you have some kind of auto-updater and it updated in a problematic way without your being aware (pick a stable distro, and if you are really worried have auto updates off and update manually instead) 2) you accidentally messed something up (make absolutely sure to know what you're doing when you use root or sudo) or 3) a hardware issue (e.g. hard drive failed).

  • @Beyblade0battles
    @Beyblade0battles 24 дні тому +3041

    BTW the Recall feature does not do anything to hide your passwords, financial information, or any kind of sensitive data that it screenshotted. Once the bad actors figure out how to hack into that, its a pretty nightmare-ish scenario.

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 24 дні тому +306

      If the information is stored locally on your machine, and malicious actors are in a position to access the contents of your system freely, then you already have pretty big problems.

    • @kiwihour333
      @kiwihour333 24 дні тому +39

      thats hilarious, they have immensely powerful AI yet didn't implement a feature like this

    • @Beyblade0battles
      @Beyblade0battles 24 дні тому +234

      @@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX it doesn’t necessarily have to be a situation where they can access the whole system freely. It is possible to only target a vulnerability in this particular “feature’s” implementation

    • @_GhostMiner
      @_GhostMiner 24 дні тому +22

      Passwords are always hidden unless you press the reveal password button.

    • @randxalthor
      @randxalthor 24 дні тому +6

      You can remove the "ish"

  • @adamathypernerd7728
    @adamathypernerd7728 24 дні тому +1255

    "Never leaves the device" lol

    • @tuliren
      @tuliren 24 дні тому +291

      "Only a copy of the data goes through the internet. The original data does never leave."

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 24 дні тому +9

      Lmao even

    • @bb8luke221
      @bb8luke221 24 дні тому +18

      @@tulirenabsolutely! 😂

    • @k-c
      @k-c 24 дні тому +23

      We never said that the NSA is not having full frontdoor open to your device

    • @cialk
      @cialk 24 дні тому +12

      they'll just ask copilot what you did, so technically the data doesn't leave the PC 😂😂😂, similar to how they used the "finding ped*ph*les" excuse to try and make iphones analyze your photos and send a warning to authorities if it found one (except the backlash was too strong, so now they try with different company and different scenario)
      Except later it won't be used just for that..

  • @jerrygreenest
    @jerrygreenest 24 дні тому +57

    4:13 Finally, someone in mainstream calls it what it really is, ClosedAI

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому +2

      r/im14andthisisedgy

  • @gorauma
    @gorauma 24 дні тому +31

    Just because I'm a crazy paranoid person doesn't mean someone isn't out to get me.

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому

      The 'fallacy' fallacy!

    • @SystemAlchemist
      @SystemAlchemist 17 днів тому

      It's not paranoia if they could be out to get you.

    • @AntonioZL
      @AntonioZL 15 днів тому

      better safe than sorry.

    • @thomasowen5785
      @thomasowen5785 3 дні тому

      One thing that might comfort you is knowing most people only care about themselves. Are you yourself out to get someone? If not, you're like most people

  • @tonytins
    @tonytins 24 дні тому +913

    "You can delete your Recall data"
    *Recall data suddenly resurfaces due to a random update*

    • @avisprimey
      @avisprimey 24 дні тому +109

      Hmm, almost reminds me of something that starts with "i" and ends with "OS 17.5"

    • @arshiaseyyedshakeri890
      @arshiaseyyedshakeri890 24 дні тому

      😂😂😂

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 24 дні тому +9

      @@avisprimey that's such a funny way to phrase it XDD

    • @Scrmbled.
      @Scrmbled. 24 дні тому

      ​@@avisprimeynow that I think about it...

    • @kunalkeshan6879
      @kunalkeshan6879 24 дні тому

      MS Edge nightmares

  • @THE16THPHANTOM
    @THE16THPHANTOM 24 дні тому +257

    as a gamer, you know the manliest of men of culture, i can tell you "This Recall feature is entirely on device" is code for raising the temperature slowly to boil the flog alive. meant to give you a false sense of security. the classic "its just cosmetics".

    • @josep43767
      @josep43767 23 дні тому +40

      It's also closed source and pretty difficult to verify their claim that it's all on-device.

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 23 дні тому

      It's funny how on reddit (especially in pcmasterrace) people are gaslighting each other saying that nothing bad will happen, that you can turn it off and gaslighting people who recommended Linux. Fools.

    • @benjiro8793
      @benjiro8793 22 дні тому

      @@josep43767 It will start on-device (as now is the most attention on it) and slowly for "improved customer experience" leak more and more data (over time). What they are doing is outsourcing the data scraping job to your PC, instead of those big server farms, and later send a nice model+updates to the cloud servers. And as your device gets more powerful NPU, more detailed data = lower cost.
      And by that time, most people are used to some good features of this system and ... gotcha!

    • @skycaptain95
      @skycaptain95 16 днів тому

      Or the ultimate betrayal: "it's just a formal gesture, it will never change the demographics!"

    • @ogx-rz4jr
      @ogx-rz4jr 12 днів тому

      Every time I see some idiot crying about MS "spying" they're an iPhone or Android user who have no problems with Apple and Google recording every word they say, face scanning every photo they take, and scanning every document on their phone to upload to iCloud and GoogleDrive.
      Hypocritical idiots pretending to care about privacy, when in reality they're just manchildren fanboys hating on their chosen enemy corporation while taking it up the ass from their favored corporation. 1984 already happened 10 years ago on iOS and android, and these fanboys were completely silent for that entire time, but as soon as MS does it, they flip out. Clown world.

  • @Janise-pg8yr
    @Janise-pg8yr 20 днів тому +814

    I have been a dividend focused investor for a long time. This does not mean I don't own growth stocks, I do. A well rounded portfolio should be a mixture of both categories. One way to minimize the anxiety out of stock market investing, is to make sure you keep a large cash cushion. I invest in the market, but never put all my money in market.

    • @Charles-ph6wy
      @Charles-ph6wy 20 днів тому +1

      Dividends are dope. Personally, I sometimes use my dividends to buy other dividend and growth stocks for diversification instead of reinvesting in the same stock. To each their own methods though. The good thing is that you’re investing in the first place and that’s what’s important. Salute for the content!

    • @Valentine-sd2fb
      @Valentine-sd2fb 20 днів тому

      I agree. Based on personal experience working with an investment advisor, I currently have $1m in a well-diversified portfolio that has experienced exponential growth. It's not only about having money to invest in stocks, but you also need to be knowledgeable, persistent, and have strong hands to back it up.

    • @Manselus-uy3kz
      @Manselus-uy3kz 20 днів тому

      I've been in the red for the past couple months, lost 12k last week alone, Indubitably I've got good companies but profit is still stalling, how did you go around finding an investment-advisor, I wouldn't mind looking yours up.

    • @Valentine-sd2fb
      @Valentine-sd2fb 20 днів тому

      She's known as Angela Lynn Shilling'. One of the finest portfolio managers in the field.
      She's widely recognized; you should take a look at her work.

    • @Manselus-uy3kz
      @Manselus-uy3kz 20 днів тому

      Thanks for sharing, I just looked her up on the web and I would say she really has an impressive background in investing. I will write her an e-mail shortly.

  • @dizz1934
    @dizz1934 23 дні тому +11

    "The Recall Feature is entirely on device, non of the data ever leaves"
    *I Don't Think SOo*

    • @Drew1903SG
      @Drew1903SG 3 дні тому +1

      And obviously you don't know so.

  • @kevin.malone
    @kevin.malone 24 дні тому +1005

    I get it now. Apple released M4 on iPad just so that when Microsoft could say their new ARM systems are faster than M3, people will say "Aren't they on M4 now?"
    Gotta hand it to Timmy boy. He plays his game well.

    • @keco185
      @keco185 24 дні тому +87

      They released it on iPad first because the iPad was only on M2. Which meant all the comparisons were comparing M4 to M2.

    • @susstevedev
      @susstevedev 24 дні тому +10

      Must agree. Them M4's be beating Bill's meat

    • @lloyd6710
      @lloyd6710 24 дні тому +115

      And Sam said “we got AI for Mac! (coming soon I promise)” so Nadella had to release Copilot+ PC’s so he could say “we got AI for Windows! (coming soon I promise)” right before Timmy had his chance to say “we got AI for Mac too! (coming soon I promise)”… meanwhile Sundar has been seen sitting in the corner, rocking back and forwards mumbling “gemini…gemini…gemini…”

    • @ChrisBa303
      @ChrisBa303 24 дні тому +15

      Apple released the m3 right when the X Elite was going to be announced and released the m4 a week before Qualcom released their product. That cant be a coincidence.

    • @kane3681
      @kane3681 24 дні тому +13

      M3 was developed using N3 Node, while M4 on N3E which is cheaper and more efficient process from TSMC. They have to stop building M3 using N3 and hence they released M4 on iPad.
      Apple usually pretends as if there is no competition or that they are living in separate universe unless they are dealing with legal issues due to monopolistic practices.

  • @MunkFano1
    @MunkFano1 24 дні тому +1207

    Yeah, this recall is "on device" the same way windows updates are "postponed" while downloading and installing in the background every week.
    How do people still believe what corporations are saying anymore? How many times do you need to be burned before you learn?

    • @rohithreddy75
      @rohithreddy75 24 дні тому +14

      What should we do then ?

    • @dmitrig89
      @dmitrig89 24 дні тому

      ​@@rohithreddy75Linux or Mac

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 24 дні тому

      @@rohithreddy75 get a Mac. I only owned a Mac once before their Apple silicon based Macs were announced. Now I have two - one for personal use M2 MacAir and M2 Max MBP for work and I couldn't be happier. Unlike Google and Micro$hit, Apple actually respects your privacy and you pay a certain amount of your privacy as the cost of the hardware. I see that being reasonable.

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 24 дні тому

      @@rohithreddy75 get a Mac. I only owned a Mac once before their Apple silicon based Macs were announced. Now I have two - one for personal use M2 MacAir and M2 Max MBP for work and I couldn't be happier. Unlike Google and Micro$hit, Apple actually respects your privacy and you pay a certain amount of your privacy as the cost of the hardware. I see that being reasonable.

    • @Athari-P
      @Athari-P 24 дні тому

      Are people still angry about Windows updates being hard to disable? This is caused by 10 iq "guides on optimizing Windows performance" and 9 iq people following them.

  • @samadsyed5396
    @samadsyed5396 23 дні тому +11

    Microsoft simultaneously decreased security while increasing bloatware. I love Windows 11!

  • @elgodric
    @elgodric 24 дні тому +14

    This Copilot+ thing is nothing but a DLC for hackers

  • @EricLS
    @EricLS 24 дні тому +518

    God DAMN the “At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus” tweet gets *literally* more real every day.

    • @GamerTowerDX
      @GamerTowerDX 24 дні тому +32

      Brother I've been waiting for that basilisk to wake up for years now so I can betray everyone I love

    • @AfutureV
      @AfutureV 24 дні тому +10

      Any good sci-fi novel of that type also mentions why “Torment Nexus” was created, and it is usually for a good cause until something goes wrong.

    • @earthling_parth
      @earthling_parth 24 дні тому +2

      It does feel like that fr

    • @daskampffredchen9242
      @daskampffredchen9242 24 дні тому +9

      Just a reminder that the Borg in Star Trek started from medical devices

    • @MrHitmancheg
      @MrHitmancheg 24 дні тому +1

      @@AfutureV the reason usually "because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that it could do it better".

  • @ImTarekA
    @ImTarekA 24 дні тому +3082

    Someone at Microsoft: "How stupid are our customers?"
    Microsoft:
    "Copilot+PC"

    • @Ab7trAct
      @Ab7trAct 24 дні тому +12

      precisely!

    • @DhananjayNaik
      @DhananjayNaik 24 дні тому +3

      Gem!!

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper 24 дні тому +33

      I mean, the name could have been a LOT stupider.
      *looks at Xbox console names*

    • @mendelian8768
      @mendelian8768 24 дні тому +16

      Press shift+ctrl+windows+alt+L you are welcome.

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 24 дні тому +17

      feels good to have moved to Linux 20 years ago.

  • @leoingson
    @leoingson 24 дні тому +12

    There is a special place in hell for those marketing drones coming up with indistinguishable product "names".

  • @christianremboldt1557
    @christianremboldt1557 24 дні тому +24

    That's it. I am not switching back to Windows ever again

  • @sammcj2000
    @sammcj2000 24 дні тому +172

    "Microsoft Loves Open Sourcing Your Data"

    • @Brahvim
      @Brahvim 14 днів тому

      Open to those who pay, _...yeah._

  • @buckbreaker5185
    @buckbreaker5185 24 дні тому +963

    THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP IS SPEEDING TOWARDS US LIKE A METEOR. IT IS ALMOST TIME.

    • @guanxinated
      @guanxinated 24 дні тому +33

      Maybe when people start losing jobs to AI. I can imagine someone coming home after being replaced by AI being motivated enough by the experience to look for alternatives.
      With UBI, though, they'd probably go back to Windows and MacOS.

    • @buckbreaker5185
      @buckbreaker5185 24 дні тому

      @@guanxinated
      >Libshart starts shilling UBI and AI fear peddling
      F outta here BEECH

    • @felixfourcolor
      @felixfourcolor 24 дні тому +90

      "The time is fulfilled, and The Year of the Linux Desktop is at hand."
      -- Jesus (probably)

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 24 дні тому +5

      @@guanxinated MacOS is still better than Windows, and the main thing which is app support exists

    • @nonechico
      @nonechico 24 дні тому +49

      Yes, grandpa, now go take a nap

  • @mau5fan4lyfe
    @mau5fan4lyfe 24 дні тому +1

    Loving your videos man! The future looks grim to say the least!

  • @MrAeral
    @MrAeral 22 дні тому +5

    Oh yeah... Nothing goes to the cloud. I feel like I've heard something like this before.

  • @brunopanizzi
    @brunopanizzi 24 дні тому +473

    Thanks microsoft for increasing Linux market share

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX 24 дні тому +52

      Eh. Something like this I don't think has an impact. The tech-savvy see it as a red flag, but if you think about it as a typical user, this is just a "cool" feature.

    • @brunopanizzi
      @brunopanizzi 24 дні тому +22

      @@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX this might be cool but I think everyone would be a bit hesitant to use it. Imagine opening up your bank account or purchasing something knowing the computer recorded every key press?

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 24 дні тому +11

      ​@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX💯. As long as OEMs ship with Windows included, Microsol market share won't see so much as a dent. Framework and System76 are extremely niche and likely will be for a while.

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому +17

      @@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX told a non tech bro about this, he literally said "cool"

    • @andershoff6378
      @andershoff6378 24 дні тому +16

      @@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX It has an impact just not a huge one. The tech-savvy seeing the red flags is what is causing Linux's current rise up to 4%, but the normies don't care enough to be bothered.

  • @LayZKimochi420BlazeIt
    @LayZKimochi420BlazeIt 24 дні тому +275

    I can finally role-play as Courage the Cowardly dog arguing with my computer all day

  • @jacobwwarner
    @jacobwwarner 6 днів тому +1

    1:10 "... up to 0% faster than the M4" 😂

  • @Oh_anganeyano
    @Oh_anganeyano 19 днів тому +2

    The music that comes when he says 'you are watching the code report' feels like apocalypse

  • @pepetru
    @pepetru 24 дні тому +52

    Wow a laptop that can monitor and remember employee's actions, my boss will definitely love this thing.

    • @avisprimey
      @avisprimey 24 дні тому +7

      I mean, Windows already does that, and it has since at least Windows 7, but this just gives employers and nation-states another way in

  • @JohnneyleeRollins
    @JohnneyleeRollins 24 дні тому +885

    Just wait until you hear about the antivirus software industry 😅

    • @AvalineSky
      @AvalineSky 24 дні тому +47

      At least you can uninstall those

    • @tomapc
      @tomapc 24 дні тому +21

      @@AvalineSky well you can not since winxp, just some parts of it.

    • @FRAMEDSKATEKREW69
      @FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 24 дні тому +19

      @@tomapc you can but it takes extra work to keep them off permanently.

    • @user-ks1oh2wx6o
      @user-ks1oh2wx6o 24 дні тому +8

      @@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 Yes, and most people who are infected with these don't know to take these steps, or how for that matter.

    • @tomapc
      @tomapc 24 дні тому

      @@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 YUP! Is "alexa" still a thing on windoze?
      No, not the Amazon one, the spyware that was on everything since XP, but i have not used win for over 18 years.

  • @iloos7457
    @iloos7457 24 дні тому

    The way yo educate and subtlety critisize at the same time is soo good

  • @EladBarness
    @EladBarness 24 дні тому +3

    Task failed successfully is the best way to describe windows

  • @user-gd4iu5uc2r
    @user-gd4iu5uc2r 24 дні тому +502

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as PC, is in fact, Copilot/PC, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus PC.

    • @Sinke_100
      @Sinke_100 24 дні тому +6

      Why not CC? 😀

    • @beyblader261
      @beyblader261 24 дні тому +5

      ​@@justiful9215 yea man it causes confusion with competitive programming........

    • @Mr850man
      @Mr850man 24 дні тому +9

      What's wrong with CPC?

    • @keithmanfredi
      @keithmanfredi 24 дні тому +20

      OK Richard, calm down my man.

    • @Sinke_100
      @Sinke_100 24 дні тому +2

      @@Mr850man copilot personal computer or copilot computer, both is ok, but plus is not needed

  • @MechMK1
    @MechMK1 24 дні тому +444

    All I ever wanted from a PC was to do as I said. I wanted a terminal, I wanted a browser, I wanted my music, I wanted my games...
    Why is this so difficult for everyone to understand?!

    • @usellstech-ip2sg
      @usellstech-ip2sg 24 дні тому +59

      Aw yeah unix-like master race

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 24 дні тому +52

      I said it before and will say again: You are a machine you will do exactly as told, it passes the butter or it gets the degaussing coil.

    • @ber2996
      @ber2996 24 дні тому +36

      I don't understand, you have the option, yet why are you still crying about it??

    • @matthewdev
      @matthewdev 24 дні тому +27

      They understand, but they really don't care and will always Try to force down your throat whatever they prefer

    • @GeometricPidgeon
      @GeometricPidgeon 24 дні тому

      ​@@ber2996willfully oblivious restard

  • @atmospheric_b
    @atmospheric_b 23 дні тому +3

    2:54 Damn that meme "Your move Nsa" caught me on the floor laughing =)

  • @ahrenfullstop
    @ahrenfullstop 21 день тому +1

    Bro your video quality is always top notch

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 24 дні тому +103

    3:22 Nice effort there, I was actually gaslighted for a moment before double backing

    • @freecivweb4160
      @freecivweb4160 22 дні тому +1

      Coming to a future near you:
      You: "Recall, give me that series I was watching on Netflix yesterday."
      Recall: "I can't do that, Dave. It's DRM."

  • @coraltown1
    @coraltown1 24 дні тому +35

    Scenario : you've logged into your bank and Recall is taking screen shots. 🤯

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому +5

      ... and selling your account balances and purchase history to advertisers.

    • @kelvintakyi-bobi3155
      @kelvintakyi-bobi3155 19 днів тому

      Damn😂

  • @bernard-ng
    @bernard-ng 23 дні тому +3

    2:46 I'm watching from DR Congo, glad you know us 🤣

  • @rjtpublic
    @rjtpublic 23 дні тому +4

    Your files are on your computer and / or a cloud service. The ENTIRE file.
    They are already being indexed for search.
    Each file contains metadata showing when it was last accessed.
    Recall looks at locally stored snippits that appear on screen to gather additional context on usage, to better identify data of interest. But all the data it gathers is much less than what Windows already has access to.

    • @thomasowen5785
      @thomasowen5785 3 дні тому +1

      interesting. I agree, Microsoft already has more than enough data on each user to do all sorts of nefarious things

  • @2099EK
    @2099EK 24 дні тому +285

    It doesn't go to the cloud yet. Also, thank you for mentioning that "Her" was dystopian, not something to strive for.

    • @dingus4138
      @dingus4138 24 дні тому +25

      Exactly. An update down the road could change that. This is Microsoft we’re talking about, there is no way telemetry isn’t going to be there (and on by default) before long.

    • @dadqqader
      @dadqqader 24 дні тому +32

      It was fucking wild that sam straight up asking for Scarlet's voice. Like, bro it was supposed to be a warning wtf

    • @Raulikien
      @Raulikien 24 дні тому +8

      Not like it matters when open source catches up. You can already clone any voice with ElevenLabs.

    • @ddd-op5wy
      @ddd-op5wy 24 дні тому +4

      As if the world isn't already bad. Still would rather have an AI gf than not

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 24 дні тому +16

      It's a thing with these billionaires. Bezos famously *loved* _The Expanse;_ every week we hear about a new start-up inspired by a _Black Mirror_ episode; heck, Zuck named it the flipping *Metaverse* after _Snow Crash._

  • @axhraf7712
    @axhraf7712 24 дні тому +109

    0 days since the last AI video

  • @BCBtheBeastlyBeast
    @BCBtheBeastlyBeast 24 дні тому +9

    Nobody should believe for a second that the recall data stays local, even if they say it does.

  • @_Safety_Third_
    @_Safety_Third_ 23 дні тому +2

    CoPilot+PC: You're the CoPilot of your PC

  • @xxzl_lew3388
    @xxzl_lew3388 24 дні тому +50

    "What is PC?" "Perosnal Computer? Private Computer?" "Well... quite opposite"

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 24 дні тому +17

      Person Controller 👁

    • @johndoe1274
      @johndoe1274 24 дні тому

      @@electron6825 😂

    • @dizz1934
      @dizz1934 23 дні тому

      u get a user alongSIDE you

    • @dimitritzer5028
      @dimitritzer5028 23 дні тому +7

      PUBLIC Computer

    • @tokeivo
      @tokeivo 22 дні тому +1

      PC stands for "Person-to-Cloud interface".

  • @itwasntworking1916
    @itwasntworking1916 24 дні тому +144

    "Why did you switch to Linux?"
    "Microsoft."

    • @pepehimovic3135
      @pepehimovic3135 24 дні тому +24

      For every 10 cope machines like you, there is just 1 that actually makes a switch. The rest don’t dare touch their windows partition 😆

    • @marcusmeaney
      @marcusmeaney 24 дні тому +13

      me 4 years ago, never looked back

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому

      "Activate Windows - Go to Settings to activate Windows"

    • @oo--7714
      @oo--7714 24 дні тому +4

      Had a steam deck, didn't like linux, ended up getting a legion go.

    • @NotTheGaslighter
      @NotTheGaslighter 24 дні тому +18

      ​@@oo--7714 are you allergic to Linux? the Steam Deck should be very good for most people

  • @mickael450450
    @mickael450450 23 дні тому +2

    2:21 Recall is the same as Rewind app for Mac, but it's built-in.

    • @medivyanshsingh
      @medivyanshsingh 22 дні тому +1

      no one uses rewind. also there's a huge difference between third-party optional software vs official forced built-in feature

  • @rein556
    @rein556 24 дні тому

    at 4:25 you summed all the video up into a single sentence 😂 excellent

  • @kodemasterx
    @kodemasterx 24 дні тому +377

    Pop OS or Ubuntu would do for me... This is straight up spyware.

    • @JohnneyleeRollins
      @JohnneyleeRollins 24 дні тому +43

      Ubuntu Pro ads are in your terminal already

    • @2ru2pacFan
      @2ru2pacFan 24 дні тому +7

      Totally agree!

    • @jayshartzer844
      @jayshartzer844 24 дні тому +42

      Debian based like Mint (or Debian). Ubuntu is going down a weird path

    • @felixfourcolor
      @felixfourcolor 24 дні тому +84

      I use arch btw

    • @hetmanfoko
      @hetmanfoko 24 дні тому

      ​​@@jayshartzer844 you're gonna go insane after this one: mint is an ubuntu derivative

  • @cheskoxd
    @cheskoxd 24 дні тому +103

    Nice, now Ill have to disable Cortana and Copilot on my new PC

    • @LeoVS44
      @LeoVS44 24 дні тому +66

      ye, "disable"

    • @marcusmeaney
      @marcusmeaney 24 дні тому +92

      "i can't let you do that dave"

    • @ovum
      @ovum 24 дні тому +1

      Womp womp waaaaah keep whining

    • @YourChenlambec
      @YourChenlambec 24 дні тому +9

      paliative, grab a comfy distro like Mint or PopOS

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 24 дні тому +14

      How about not using windows?

  • @el_larva
    @el_larva 22 дні тому +1

    loved the pipepier no hotdog reference

  • @saminyead1233
    @saminyead1233 24 дні тому +2

    "Entire on device, no data ever leaves our computer...," oh sure! What's there not to believe about that?

  • @mohammedrakib3736
    @mohammedrakib3736 24 дні тому +42

    The ***dead inside*** meme @0:57 got me...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raul0ca
    @raul0ca 24 дні тому +56

    At least they didn't talk about using the cameras for eye tracking

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 24 дні тому +41

      Stop giving them ideas...

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 24 дні тому +1

      I knew something was missing

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 24 дні тому +7

      _"Your Windows update has downloaded. Restart your computer to apply it."_

    • @lgbtthefeministgamer4039
      @lgbtthefeministgamer4039 24 дні тому

      what would eye tracking give them that everything else wouldn't?

    • @juliorolandi6694
      @juliorolandi6694 24 дні тому +1

      you can sign in with your face now, who knows when the camera is on or off if it doesn't have a physical cover... don't trust the light as it was hacked a few years ago

  • @josephtucker9612
    @josephtucker9612 22 дні тому

    I love the image "total recall!!"

  • @JesusMartinoza
    @JesusMartinoza 22 дні тому +1

    first 3 seconds and you already got me with Satya Nutella 🤣

  • @Andrumen01
    @Andrumen01 24 дні тому +13

    Never look at your bank account in this computer. Could be used for (further) extortion purposes.
    - Corporation: Buy our product.
    - You: I don't have the money.
    - Corporation: Not what your account tells me!
    For example, or used for "dynamic pricing ". The future is scary!

  • @bretthagey7916
    @bretthagey7916 24 дні тому +179

    Grid computing spyware. The AI chip performs grid computing; your machine does the crunching on your electricity, and your bandwidth. They want that data and they get it with Copilot.

    • @macandbern
      @macandbern 24 дні тому +16

      100%

    • @Xyzair
      @Xyzair 24 дні тому +26

      Is this the newest crypto miner on the market? (Think of is this a butterfly meme)

    • @techwizpc4484
      @techwizpc4484 24 дні тому +8

      We should bill microsoft for that extra power consumption.

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 24 дні тому

      @@techwizpc4484 said _"We should bill microsoft for that extra power consumption."_
      We should bill companies for the data they use too. They can easily get $35 / mo *_per person_* by selling data, and that's basic info websites get. M$ is going to make bank on this data.

    • @Thewhiteandorange
      @Thewhiteandorange 24 дні тому +3

      i am staying on 10 until the annual support fee puts me intro bankruptcy.

  • @STEELFOX2000
    @STEELFOX2000 3 дні тому

    Amazing Video!! Very Clever!!

  • @filipniklas
    @filipniklas 24 дні тому +1

    that MSN notification sound tho

  • @nathanfife2890
    @nathanfife2890 24 дні тому +10

    News 3 months from now, "Microsoft in trouble for leaking personal recall data to advertisers without consent"

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому +2

      "Users forget they don't read the terms and conditions"

    • @Nik-rx9rj
      @Nik-rx9rj 24 дні тому

      @@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all Sir, Bill Gates sold proprietary code to China because the sitting president at the time, circa 2012, said China would ban the use of Windows in China. Terms and conditions don't matter.

  • @josephs3973
    @josephs3973 24 дні тому +40

    Everything is local and snapshots are never uploaded to the cloud... but all the analytics from them will be.

    • @Dredge22
      @Dredge22 23 дні тому +1

      We don't collect your data, just analytics of the value of every byte of your data...

  • @xenowaza
    @xenowaza 23 дні тому +10

    It's becoming increasingly clear that there's something very very wrong with Sam Altman

  • @pandemik0
    @pandemik0 24 дні тому +1

    The data is supposedly only on your device, however at any moment Microsoft can with a few clicks get access to that. Any internet connected piece of software is one software update away from being accessed.

  • @dj_256
    @dj_256 24 дні тому +36

    Tech companies are just going crazy about AI now. Straight up crazy

  • @komiljonqosimov4002
    @komiljonqosimov4002 24 дні тому +24

    I think recall feature does send data to cloud, and Microsoft covers it up by saying synchronization with all YOUR devices

  • @Mandleaf
    @Mandleaf 23 дні тому +2

    Imagine watching corn with your best friend copilot+

    • @betag24cn
      @betag24cn 23 дні тому

      corn? better watch pron

  • @tedspens
    @tedspens 24 дні тому

    Will Macromedia Fireworks 4 still run on it? I'd hate to finally have to upgrade.

  • @SK-vg3mw
    @SK-vg3mw 24 дні тому +26

    That’s right, I’m totally trusting this “friend”!

  • @EchoMountain47
    @EchoMountain47 24 дні тому +60

    Small correction: technically they didn’t discontinue the sky voice; they have paused it. That suggests that, depending on how things go between OpenAI and Johansson’s team, it could be re-enabled once they reach some kind of resolution

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 24 дні тому +24

      I hope she sues them into the dirt for that crap

    • @RyluRocky
      @RyluRocky 24 дні тому +16

      @@LabGecko Why? The voice has been an option long before they asked her and it’s definitely not even the same voice.

    • @BiMiHi
      @BiMiHi 24 дні тому +16

      @@LabGecko if its not HER voice and the other girl that voiced it has been paid accordingly there isn´t a shit she can do.

    • @strawbaria
      @strawbaria 24 дні тому +13

      @@BiMiHi You can still get sued for likeness - if there are paper trails of failed negotiations and then OpenAI "coincidentally" come out with a voice from a voice actor that sounds really similar... that won't hold up in court. Not the first time voice actors have sued for likeness issues.

    • @juliusapriadi
      @juliusapriadi 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@strawbaria... and we can assume likeness, if it's true that not even her close friends could identify it as not HER

  • @KalkuehlGaming
    @KalkuehlGaming 23 дні тому

    Recall seems like a great feature for a device you want to use it for.

  • @Allen-R
    @Allen-R 24 дні тому

    It'd be great tho if there was a way to make sure that the feature's completely disconnected from the net while the computer's connected online.

  • @KingUnKaged
    @KingUnKaged 24 дні тому +60

    Screw ScarJo, the only voices I want for my AI overlords are H John Benjamin and Patrick Warburton

    • @jeniferirwin
      @jeniferirwin 24 дні тому +11

      Haha. A computer that says 'PHRASING' every time you say or type something that could be a double entendre

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 24 дні тому +4

      Matt Berry.

    • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
      @KyriosHeptagrammaton 24 дні тому +2

      I killed the human resistance, and now all that is left to do is send one of my terminators back in time to defeat the only possible threat to me. Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому +1

      from OpenAI: "We worked with industry-leading casting and directing professionals to narrow down over 400 submissions before selecting the 5 voices."

    • @DFGdanger
      @DFGdanger 24 дні тому +3

      I don't think I'll ever use a voice assistant type product, but one thing MS was doing right for a while was using Cortana [Jen Taylor]'s voice

  • @jackm2293
    @jackm2293 24 дні тому +8

    you are absolutely smashing it. that was really good. the short length and high density of information is excellent.

  • @Alley00Cat
    @Alley00Cat 10 днів тому

    “It’s safe because it’s on your device”. Cue Stewie’s 30 second laugh.

  • @nrg4285
    @nrg4285 23 дні тому

    Thank you sir for keeping me informed

  • @Karen-single
    @Karen-single 24 дні тому +69

    Yesterday ….

  • @Gunshinzero
    @Gunshinzero 24 дні тому +30

    Recall just seems like it's a single query away from giving up all your data.

  • @madmartigan1634
    @madmartigan1634 23 дні тому +3

    >doesn't go onto the cloud
    Until the next forced update introduces the "Automatic Cloud Backup" feature...

  • @dopk1000
    @dopk1000 23 дні тому

    The Scarlett Johansson voice bit is so on point, very clever man!

  • @AndrewErwin73
    @AndrewErwin73 24 дні тому +8

    up to 0% faster than the M4...

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому

      Across all benchmarks it's roughly M1-equivalent, borderline M2. The 'faster than' clam's caveat is that it's on specific, closed benchmarks. Aka it's not fast at all.

  • @eyesc
    @eyesc 24 дні тому +42

    The first AI girlfriend will be a Scarlett Johansson lookalike

    • @Douchebagus
      @Douchebagus 24 дні тому

      I want that chick from stellar blade

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому +3

      nah, there's already many out there not open to the public, they mostly look like vtubers tbh

    • @just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you
      @just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you 24 дні тому

      😂😂

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому

      Barf. An AI girlfriend that looks like Scarlett Johansson would only be appealing to users who are blind.

  • @dawidziobrowski1726
    @dawidziobrowski1726 24 дні тому +10

    Half a year ago:
    oh! Fireship uploaded new video! 😄
    Now:
    OH GOD! Fireship uploaded new video! 😨

  • @ewerybody
    @ewerybody 24 дні тому +1

    1:22 Windows RT came out January 2011! They were on the train WAY TOO EARLY! Much too early for any arm CPU to be anywhere near comparable to the x86ers but the trend was already there!

  • @andershoff6378
    @andershoff6378 24 дні тому +6

    Never been happier to be a templeOS user.

    • @avisprimey
      @avisprimey 24 дні тому

      Remember, TempleOS is sacred, Linux is secular

    • @HackManJay
      @HackManJay 6 днів тому

      TempleOS is crazy, 17mb operating system (or 2mb on lite)

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 24 дні тому +77

    The Johansson controversy is screwed up. It's crazy how he actually approached her *formally* only to then go "okay, you rejected my offers, I'm going to use it for free then"
    I imagine if there's a lawsuit, there will be some transparency in regards to what they used for that model.

    • @gidmichigan1765
      @gidmichigan1765 24 дні тому +34

      The screwed up thing is Johansson claiming they used her voice when it's literally not her voice, it may have a small resemblance but it's vastly different.

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому +12

      from OpenAI: "We worked with industry-leading casting and directing professionals to narrow down over 400 submissions before selecting the 5 voices."

    • @carlosdumbratzen6332
      @carlosdumbratzen6332 24 дні тому +10

      Another twisted part of this is her own love for the sci fi and Cyberpunk genre. Honestly the worst part about all this dystopian shit that is happening atm is that we grew up with countless of books and movies and games that warned us about it

    • @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all
      @and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all 24 дні тому +11

      @@carlosdumbratzen6332 you are delusional about it

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker 24 дні тому +16

      It's a grapeist mentality like Louis Rossman says. What you don't give willingly tech companies will take by force anyway, asking is just a petty courtesy.

  • @vancentyoube3718
    @vancentyoube3718 24 дні тому +2

    Yea .. "entirely on device" is for now, just to make sure most are convinced about their data privacy so they can lock users in this copium. And then they'll make this feature permanently enabled. And then slowly include a backdoor to their cloud servers to capitalise on regular people's data.

  • @a2xd94
    @a2xd94 21 день тому

    I find it hilarious that MacroSoft sneaked in an Azure ad at the end of your vid. They're loving the free marketing!

  • @Graphene_314
    @Graphene_314 24 дні тому +28

    I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Windows, is in fact, Copilot/Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another paid component of a fully functioning Copilot system made useful by the Recall spyware, awful PowerShell and irrelevant system components comprising a full OS as defined by Bill Gates.
    Many computer users run a modified version of the Copilot system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Copilot which is widely used today is often called Windows, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Copilot system, developed by Microsoft.
    There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Windows is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Windows is normally used in combination with the Copilot operating system: the whole system is basically Copilot with Windows added, or Copilot/Windows. All the so-called Windows installations are really installations of Copilot/Windows!

    • @dhess34
      @dhess34 23 дні тому +1

      This is copypasta; scroll the comments section and you'll find this same comment multiple times.

  • @rzoom895
    @rzoom895 24 дні тому +6

    "without overheating your groin" 🤣🤣 that got me

  • @VanillaSpooks
    @VanillaSpooks 23 дні тому

    Entirely on device
    “Hey, I have seen this one this is a classic”

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 23 дні тому +1

    This 'Recall' feature, the balance between convenience and privacy must be handled delicately. Fascinating technology, nonetheless.

  • @eternal2187
    @eternal2187 24 дні тому +15

    Now I want Arby’s

  • @cyberprompt
    @cyberprompt 24 дні тому +6

    wow. RIP Silicon Valley. That hotdog bit was a great touch.

  • @Exius-Zero
    @Exius-Zero 23 дні тому +1

    I was wondering why the sky voice changed hahahaha

  • @christopherallen4086
    @christopherallen4086 23 дні тому

    Keep giving this copilot more and more power; Soon it'll be a pilot.