Scarlett Johansson Holiday Monologue - SNL
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Scarlett Johansson’s monologue takes a dramatic turn when SNL cast members start turning to dust.
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He looks at her like he actually can’t believe she’s calling him the love of her life, my heart
He probably cant believe it. I cant believe it. He gives average guys every where hope.
There's nothing average about him. He's funny, smart, and super hot. So is she, though. They are a great couple.
@@vuzemy oh i didn't know he was a harvard grad. That helps him i guess with scoring Scarlett. From a guy perspective though who isn't gay, he just look like an ordinary plain looking non intimidating dude. And Scarlett is just smoking hot, even her name "Scarlett" is hot. She is one of the sexiest and talented stars in hollywood, and for her to choose him, all im saying it gives me and other men hope we too can get a Scarlett Johansen type of woman. And to tell you the truth i feel i got this guy beat in the looks department.
So sweet
Big Man I’ve seen so many stars. They look just like any woman. Which is why they’re actors. It’s not about their looks but how they inhabit characters. Stardom is the only reason they seem larger than life. It helps if they’re nice. I was friends with one star and I thought I’d do every thing in my power to get involved with her. It turns out she was not that interesting at all, so I didn’t pursue her. Once you get over their stardom, you will see other people just as attractive.
can we talk about how awkwardly colin was standing at the end hes so cute
He's used to the desk in between him and the audience
I wonder what he was thinking when she called him the love of her life lol he has the best poker face. (Someone here said that he might think it's BS given her 'promiscuity' not really sure what that means)
@@confit not sure what that means either... sounds like another person just talking about something they don’t know anything about, considered they recently got married.
She loves too quickly and too fast. Don't think he is into her that much.
@@centigradz No, he's thinking "I must be in a dream, please, please, be real!"
"oh no, what will we do without his paycheck" damn lmao
what with all that Black Widow merch money.........😅
Savage 🤣
Shes not on a % paycheck only rdj got that 2% backend in his contract. But she still makes millions per movie.
@@benzaiten933 ^
Ron Hertzberg yeah plus 140m net worth she never has to work another day of her life if she doesn’t want to
That paycheck joke sounds like it came straight from Michael Che. :D
Truuuuu 🗣🤷🏼♀️💎😁
100% 😂
Without a doubt lmao.
💯
Definitely 😆😆😆😆
The look Scarlett gives Colin when he asks, "Do you not watch the movies?" and his reaction after that is PRICELESS!!
Did you see how he ducked. He thought he was going to get slapped. Lmao nope that was when Chris Rock made that joke about Jada my bad lmao 🤣
Considering in an interview Colin admitted he never saw any of thr Avenger movies when the purple gimp suit was mentioned and Che pointed out it was a Hawkeye costume and Colin asked if he dated Black Widow in the movie.
its weird to see colin's and michael's legs
eva castillo 😂😂😂
That blew my whole Muppet theory to hell.
Ha!
We see one of Che's legs every week!
--Dave, ... I hope it's a leg, it's got a sneaker on it
David DeLaney hahaha
Why is no one talking about this iconic line
“wow first Asian cast member now you’re dusting me?! Twitters gonna eat you alive!”
I know that was funny
Because we've been reminded of this fact at least once in every SNL show since he arrived. Only thing new here is that they didn't remind us that he's gay.
Well people are talking about it and it isn't iconic. It's lame.
Several people have quoted that line.
ASMRyouVEGANyet? Lol ik now, i commented that when no one talked about it yet
“I think it’s just one of those weeks where Pete doesn’t show up”
Boom roasted 🤣
I can hear this in a Michael Scott voice!🤣
@@KeeBay30 OMG SAME
02:10
Depression is a hell of a drug
Also, drugs
No Pete said you get time off if you've been there long enough listen lmao 🤣😂
Considering how private Scarlett is in real life (no Instagram or FB) and to announce to the world that Colin is the love of my life is a huge deal. Love the fact she didn't even announce their wedding/pregnancy and how much she values her privacy
And you know she has no Instagram or Facebook because? Stock much lmao playing
@@michaelwachendorf2096 that made no sense? what? and techincally she has the outset now but i don't think she runs it
Yep, smart woman. I think she either knows that with her SNL and movie history, she doesn't need to feed the fans to keep them interesting, or she simply doesn't buy into the whole concept "but you need to be active on social media or your fans will forget you exist!!!!" BS right from the start.
@@michaelwachendorf2096 I didn't know that? so who was that women I am following at Instagram that have 3.9million follower?
I love how everyone is panicking as they're getting dusted and the Asian dude's just offended about being dusted. xD
Considering SNL's shaky track record on diversity and the fact that this is the first Chinese-American cast member they've ever had (though Bowen Yang isn't the first gay cast member they had [though Yang is the first gay male cast member to not be white] or the first Asian-American, or the first one to be born outside of North America) and the reputation of Twitter, that's a reasonable reaction.
@@canaisyoung3601 I think SNL reckonised that and was poking fun about that flaw about them. That joke was an intentional self-slap. xD
It was hilarious though
@@canaisyoung3601 people making all these "first" look at me crap is annoying. and they made a sketch about it too.
Bowen. His name is Bowen.
The way Scarlett looked at Collin when he asked her if she watched the movie 😹
I have seen that look before It means "don't put yourself to my reach"
death stare
We've all looked at our men that way at some point when they roast us 😂
um you are crying over a scripted line that been asked a million times to her by fans?
I was looking for this comment omg I died!
Imagine being the love of Scarlett johanssons life
Hugh G Rection whoa buddy u just took me to heaven with that comment chill out!!
I wonder if she said the same about her two ex-husbands....
@@angiej3127 one was Ryan Reynolds so...
Hugh G Rection imagine being the third love of Scarlett Johanssons life
Hopefully this monologue ages well 😂
"Wow first Asian cast member now you're dusting me?! Twitter's gonna eat you alive!"
I cackled
But in all honesty, SNL is in quite a pickle with him. So far he played different gay character stereotypes in literally every sketch he was in. So far there was absolutely zero range in his performance. I hopeit will get better, otherwise what will they do? In this current overly PC toxic climate they literally cannot fire him without serious blowbacks.
@@FishoD if you want range, look no further than Pete and Leslie Jones. They pretty much wrote Lesie as the same character in every sketch she was in. And Pete is literally just Pete.
@meek he's half philippino and white.
@@FishoD he was also a writer at SNL before he was a cast member. So it's a pretty safe bet he's written some of his own performances. He's openly gay as well.
BEST LINE
That was sweet at the end, you could see the genuine affection they had for each other
not me crying from when scarlett called colin the love of her life and the look on his face im fine really
The most paid actress in Hollywood:
"oh no what are we gonna do without his paycheck!" 🤣
mrcopy75 lalaland well that was a fire under Colins ass lol
How much you wanna bet Che wrote that line? 😆
27 Jeff bezos with gender reverse
LMAO
@@That1punk91 I hope not but damn would that be so hilariously sad😂😂
"well that's GOOD TO KNOW" kenan winning the skit with one line, as usual
Yep.
I actually laughed out loud.
True.
I didn’t get it can someone explain to me pls
@@scarlettp8050 Kenan has a record for being on SNL the longest
Imagine having Scarlett Johansson calling you “the love of my life” on live television.What else would you want from your life
For her to be like 10 years younger would be nice lol JK
Tapping dat ass on live television?
I think you are star struck. These people come and go. Everyone is drooling over Jenifer Anniston in a bikini at 50 yo this week and Brad Pitt is hanging around her.Tinsel Town is fake just like these people are.
Jerseygirl8999 m but if they are truly in love that is the most perfect thing ever
Let's ask her first 2 husbands.....I'm sure they were all the loves of her life. Lol....
“oh no mikey!”
“i think that’s alex”
“same damn thing”
Took me a few months of watching skits to easily tell them apart.
I love Scarlet but she's just as lucky to be Colin's wife as Colin is to be her husband in my opinion! I mean that man is the whole package, he deserves the world
Agreed! I kind of suspect that with all the stress and circus that goes with making SNL and big budget movies, she picked somebody who is as unflappable and in tune with himself as one can be.
@@Julia-lk8jn I can easily be that person! I am also unflappable and in tune with myself!
He really is a human ken doll ;)
She had to marry cheater Reynolds to appreciate Colin❤
“Oh no I think it’s just one of those weeks where Pete just doesn’t show up.” 😂😂
I'm glad if that's really true and they are that accepting of him at his workplace. I wonder when my workplace would be that inclusive.
Lorne Michaels has been reading the comments.
He's shooting the new suicide squad movie and WB paid for him to be released from his contract for the duration
@@icefire1316 boom. Facts.
Yea the audience must not of wanted to sign the non disclosure.
They way Colin holds her in the end made my heart melt. It was a genuinely loving embrace, protective yet gentle. 💕💕
💙
Its so wierd hearing Scareltt Johansson refer to Collin Jost as Collin. Like for some reason, it only sounds normal as "Collin Jost"
Its so wierd hearing Scareltt Johansson refer to Collin Jost as Collin. Like for some reason, it only sounds normal as "Collin Jost"
'Colin Jost' sounds weird too. Normally it's 'Colin Jost and Michael Che'
* Colin Jessica Jost.
Michael calls him "Collin" every week. Not weird at all.
I have friends where i call the, by there full name. Nick green. Is one. Just funny tonsay the whole thing lmao. So its understandable you feel like this
*colin
She knew she was marrying Che too, adopting Pete and now she has John Mulaney her brother in law and her new two sisters in law, Kate Mckinnon and Cecily Strong😂❤️
BEST. EXTENDED FAMILY. EVER!
okay but you know they're not like
friends irl
especially not that close of friends
you aren't besties with all your coworkers
they have chemistry because they're actors who have gotten really good at pretending
@@magica3526 im pretty sure michael che and colin jost lived together before they were on weekend update together
Yeah I’m not seeing anyone past Michael Che
Good deal.
0:42 "oh know what will we do with his paycheck"
1:33 "it's the same damn thing"
2:11 "no, it's just one of those weeks he doesn't show up"
2:18 "“wow first Asian cast member now you’re dusting me?! Twitters gonna eat you alive!” 4:14"Yeah, you know, when you been here as long as I have you can do that" "Really? Well that's good to know
You've also seen the clip?
@@Messiahs You have too?
This is the most chaotic monologue I have ever seen
this and rick moranis’ monologue from 1989 !! (i think?)
Aw, Scarlett and Colin's kiss reminded me of kids at a prom...kinda nervous,but you can tell they're completely in love.😍
Collins is what my little cousin calls those rubbery colourful toy caterpillars
1:29 “oh my god Mikey”
“I think that was maybe Alex”
“It’s the same damn thing”
It low key is though 😂
Yeah, at the begin when they introduced the actors, I got them mixed up and laughed so hard that they put that! 😂
With time I learned to know who was who because I think Mikey is amazing in everything he does but it took me like a year so that line made me laugh a lot
You mean, Loki? Get it? (Low-key) hehe
I freak out when they aren’t in the same skits they have to be together 😂
@@katiegalvin1773 why do they have to be together?
Imagine having Scarlet Johanssen call you the love of her life. Colin is one lucky dude
Wow, the audacity of rubbing that pure, genuine love in our faces. I'm not jealous, you are.
Think about How Colin’s life has gone. He was a writer for this show. Okay. One week, Scarlett is supposed to host. Maybe they pass in the halls and he introduces himself, maybe he wrote a sketch so he has to meet with her to go over it. She sees him. Thinks he’s so handsome. Before the week is up maybe he works up the nerve to ask out SCARLETT JOHANSSON... and then she said yes.... this is the limitless possibilities of life my friends. This is as good as life can be, you just gotta get out there and make it happen!!!
You do! That's exactly right. Go do it!
I'm sure having clout helped. He's not an average person off the street. People date amongst their peers
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet Not always. There are plenty of Hollywood people who date/marry normal people.
If you look up their relationship timeline, Scarlett was on a sketch wrote by Collin but she still with her ex-husband as the time and only think Collin is a confident writer. Later on after her divorce, Kate McKinnon was actually the person who set them up for a date. But I agree with you, you never know what is waiting for you out there!!
IIRC they met in a skit Scarlett was in and Jost wrote or something. Idk I just read it on another snl video. The video looked like Scarlett was partying while in labor lol. I gotta look that up later.
Beck: “NO! You need me! Who’s gonna play the dumb idiooooooooooot” Lmao 😂
Holy Crap Lence the Porcupine is Vanished by Thanos?!😱😱😱😱
Alex Moffat also plays dumb idiots, though they're more douchebaggy than dumb (cf. The guy who just bought a boat).
lmao he’s so funny 😂
"I think that was Alex."
"It's the same damn thing."
🤣🤣
i always mix the two of them so when they said that i was losing it
Dead
Super racist
They’re like two peas in a pod on this show. They’re the best when they play Don Jr. & Eric.
UA-cam Drifter not really, I’m white and I’ve always thought about the same thing.
Scarlett is killing it in that dress!! And she and Colin are absolutely adorable
I started crying when Kenan showed up as Nick Fury.
Me too
Looked like Colin did too 😅
‘What will we do without his paycheck’
They needed to call the NY fire department after they wrote that joke. Even if Colin was the one who wrote it.
Henry Smith Either Colin or Michael Che wrote it.
whos paycheck??
William Schock Scarlett is getting married to Colin who obviously gets paid peanuts compared to her.
When I heard that I was like damn she did not say that lol. She made my man Colin seem like a child. Even though they are 2 years apart Scarlett would be a great sugar momma for Colin
Gabe Logan lmao and maybe a few pecans on the side
“Oh no what will we do without his paycheck” i died
That joke has Che written allll over it🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Hannah-gc4cy yesss😂😂
"So, Pete. Taking a few shows off, are ya?"
"Yeah, you know, when you been here as long as I have you can do that"
"Really? Well that's good to know"
LMAO
*kenan been on snl for 17 years lol
@FOX News is 100% fake news, lies, and garbage That's the joke
I was waiting for this comment 😂😂
Scarlett and Colin are honestly the cutest I love seeing love like that it’s so wholesome
The way Colin looks at her at the end I could barely take it it’s the sweetest love
I know there will be haters but seriously Scarlett and Colin are adorable together. He seems like he has a major crush on her...
uneedtherapy42 ... Him watching her at the end credits also (and possibly checking her ass out 😂). Just so in love. ✨💞✨ It’s adorable.
No haters, they are a great couple. We’re all just incredibly jealous of him.
Hopefully they stay together 🤞🏼
@@aritanashrah4661 if they fall apart it would be on her, he is super mellow, while she is all fire
Yeah, and if the have kids at least one will have her face with his chin.
You're welcome.
Her face after he said “do you not watch the movies?” 😂
Scarlett and Colin look so adorable together.
Pete and Ariana looked adorable also
Yeh, they almost look as comfortable as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley.
She looks up at him & adores his cute 'lil face.
Awwww my heart melted when she said "I met the love of my life here..." and the looks they gave each other then, awwww, so in love - they are such a cute, real good-looking, power couple!! No wonder SNL is so special for her...and everyone cheering in the background - they are all like a big huge happy family!!
I was waiting for Che’s “I object!!!” when Scarlett professed her love for Colin...
Or at least Scarlett turning at Che at the last moment 😅
It may not be the best monologue of all time, but Scarlett and Colin being two lovebirds and the cast members being aware of what public thinks about them? Loved it.
Scarlett looks so gorgeous in that dress.
She always looks gorgeous 😩😩
My eyes keep being drawn to that hideous tattoo on her arm. WTF?
@@zekellie_ Facts!
Didn't the Avengers actors get tattoos or something. I remember reading about that.
@@krathoon2338 They did get a tattoo, but I dont believe it's that one. I think the Avengers one was a simple "A" with a 6 in it.
IM IN TEARS AT KENAN JUST SLIDING IN AHHH
Omg Colin looks like a lost puppy. It makes me feel like he really finds comfort and a sense of home with her. So cute
“Love of my life here” was not on script . Ooowwww 🥰🥰🥰 his face, like he is the luckiest man in the world .
God bless them
Love of my life nr 3
All I want for Christmas is for someone to look at me like Colin looks at Scarlet !!!
I was thinking the same thing. 😭😭😭
Add me to the list as well.
@@jenniferbullett7254 you are that lonely huh!! Me as well.. Let's chat sometime, what's your insta?? Btw i'm a guy..
She really seems happy and their reaction to one another was so genuine. I do hope she's finally happy
Im smilling like an idiot looking at the two of them. They are so cute. Especially him. The way he is looking at her...
Scarlett and Colin are just, genuinely so damn cute together. It's honestly really refreshing to see.
Pete to Kenan:
“when you’ve been here as long as I have....” 😂
Kenan has been the longest-tenured regular season cast member since January of 2014. Beating out Darrell Hammond. 🤦🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️😂
Their hug at the end was so cute
I swear Scarlett and Colin are literally the cutest🥺 Colin looks so shy around herrr😭😭
In my opinion, he is the prettiest and most charming man she's been with, including Ryan Reynolds. He's effortlessly funny, down to earth, kind, has beatiful eyes and smile. AND he looks at Scarlett as if she was a goddess and he a mere mortal, 10/10, guys should learn!
Tf u talking about every guy looks at her that way
..and the smartest (went to Harvard) 😉
She’s sooo lucky!!
@awsumocoolbeans *they both are lucky. It's hard to find someone who actually loves you.
I'll take notes!
He's a lucky man. It must be a blessing to be the love of Scarlett Johansson's life.
Scarlett in that red dress. that is all.
@DrinkwithaMexican
*look
@DrinkwithaMexican She's only 35.
that back view is not bad either
You mean... Scarlett in a scarlett dress. 😉
DrinkwithaMexican You think 35 is old? And having a baby means they are past their prime? Nah
"When you've been here as long as I have you can do that" 😂😂😂😂
Amazing, at the end Colin had a face like "I still can believe this is real, I´m engaged to Scarlett Johansson"
I love Colin. Every single snl ending he makes sure to have a conversation with every musical guest and host. He just seems so genuine. I love that him and Scarlett are happy together 💕
Colin: “I can’t believe I’m getting married to ScarJo”
It's Christmas. WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL HIM SANT-OS 🎅
@Alan Hughes okay good I thought I heard that too 😅
It's not Christmas! It's Advent!
Oh, pardon me, Santos, if that is your real name, Bart Simpson
I'm not a bad Santos
Or Thanta
I’m glad they pointed out the Alex Mikey similarities.
And the pete shade 😂
Man I really hope they last forever
Nope.. Scarlet will always be more famous than him.. So if he stays they are good
Jasyn Mathew well, let’s refer to the track record...2 divorces later a Sean Penn relationship, etc etc yeah, they’ll definitely last “forever.” This reply bead for the original commenter.
I would bet money they won't.
The Ender Yup, this lady had Ryan Reynolds (an absolute gem) and he’s doing great with Blake Lively 3 kids and a healthy marriage later, it’s obvious the problem is her.
it's showbiz. literally nothing lasts forever
Did she just say "what would we do without his paycheck".good luck Colin.
As one of the head writers on the show, he probably either wrote that line or approved it. Good chance Che wrote it.
@@davidmessina8108 that was definitely Che. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The very fact that colin can take a joke is why he's so sexy! Scarlett Johansson is not uptight either. Thats also why i see them as a power couple.
I just love how a woman is considered a gold digger if she "marries up," but if she makes more money then "good luck," lol. Some folks are never happy 🙄
@@lauriejones4507 sounds like you are the one that considers that. If you are a woman and you marry up, great for you and if you're a man, well are you really a man? No diss to Colin. Anyways, that's me telling to chill out. You sound like a derange wokie that has concepts and ideas about the world a s justice has no sense of reality and how real people feel as opposed to what some obscure concept tells you is wrong. Have a nice day and stay in the kitchen
why is no one talking about the 'resident young person' cue card on petes wall
i’m telling you when i saw the thumbnail i scREAMED
Aww I love that they recognized their relationship and made it part of such a beautiful monologue!
Wow first Asian cast member now you're dusting me Twitter is going to eat you alive where has this guy been? why wasn't he on SNL sooner 🤣🤣
He had a lot of shit to do tonight.
He was somewhere else being not funny.
Because he wrote for the show and SNL didn't think to put him on until Leslie Jones left.
2:55 colin's reaction to Kenan Jackson from SHIELD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NATASHA!
The way he looks at her before he kisses her at the end...ugh. 😍😍😍. That’s real folks. ♥️🙌🏼💯
3:10 that death stare from Scarlett Johansson is insane lol. Pete Davidson WOULD have the Infinity Gauntlet though lmfaoooo
I can't be the only one who said "lucky bastard" at the end, c'mon!
yeah, you can't really get much higher in life after ScarJo calls you the love of her life
lucky bastard for now. she will be mine soon.... and we'll break up as i will continue to direct films for her and make sure she gets a shitload of awards and cans of whoop-ass and hopefully direct her in a unsimulated sex scene with another fine actress.
Yeah I'm definitely jealous of scarlett
No you're not Colin you're a lucky sob.
I was too busy fapping to say anything.
Scarlett and Colin look genuinely happy together. 😍
It;s Hollywood. Do you how many times we hear this from Holywood couples? Why you think they marry and divorce multiple times? If they make it past 3 years, she may have gotten it right but time will tell.
Damn you can tell he loves Scarlett and it’s really so incredibly sweet. I’m so happy they found each other. That moment between the two of them is what every Christmas romance hallmark movie wishes their ending was like lol
That was so sweet she meant that and he was touched
Wow. I’ve literally never been this early. Usually I have to catch up on Sunday morning. Nothing like a little insomnia mixed with SNL.
Do you know how hard Pete was holding back from giving the middle finger in the gauntlet?
Seriously, its first thing you do when you put it on!
Oh you know he was dying inside 😂😂
There was so much to love about this monologue. But I keep coming back to Scarlett looking grossed out when she hugged Pete LMAO dang
"Natasha, if you're gonna stop Thanos, you're gonna need my heeeEEEeeelp!"
Scarlett Johansson and Colin are a really good couple!!!
oh my god the way colin was looking at scarlett and holding her, i'm melting ❤️❤️❤️
Do you think Colin ever watched home alone 3 as a teen and thought “I’m gonna marry the sister”
Fun fact: Jason Momoa said (almost) the same thing when he was a kid watching Lisa Bonet on The Cosby Show.
So, to answer your question...probably?
I doubt it. No one saw Home Alone 3.
I don't think many people have seen home alone 3
Murad Diab
There was a Home Alone 3??? 😂
Frank Martinez I absolutely agree. I’ve been sending Lorne audition tapes for years but he keeps having his security team throw me out.
Scarlett looks so beautiful in the red dress.
sunnydays DDT she really does
What about Elizabeth, huh?
Scarlett in a scarlet dress 😉
That "love of my life line" even melted Che. Well done.
How he looks at her and holds her at the end 😍
i can’t be wrong when i see a couple who i believe would do wonderful together- when i see scarlett and colin i can sense there beauty and love for each other. when i feel happy for a couple- it’s a good thing.
2:17 "wow first asian cast member. now you're dusting me? twitter's going to eat you alive "
They look so in love 🥰 ❤️
the way he looks like hes in a constant state of awe and shock that he is gonna marry scarlett and she calls him “the love of her life”
AWWW THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER
Imagine Ryan Reynolds in the audience again like with Will Ferrell
Seeing how they did a skit together when he was there (him and Colin on the anchor desk) I don't think it's TOO weird for them.
Is that the feral version of Will Ferrell?
Oh, ouch. That's awful.
THE PROPHECY
They both scored big! Bless them.
*3:46** Pete's wink and his p.. poster LOL* 😂😂😂
Rewinding to watch each reaction to Scarlett calling Colin the love of her life 💕
You are aware she has been married twice and divorced already and just in her thirties?
If they ever break up, I will just give up on love altogether.