for real. the dork was fun to laugh at for her expectations but there was something kind of wholesome about how excited she was for her sweet piece of ham who seized out toward the end there 😂
The Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger, gives love advice, thoughts on Vanderpump Rules & RHONY, and the perfect dating plan for Andy Cohen on #BTVR! ua-cam.com/video/r7GB-DDmTds/v-deo.html
She was just honest and direct. She wasn't this mean like she was portrayed here. She was just trying to convince the clients to be more realistic and avoid being too much demanding. "How you gonna find anyone with that very long list with demands?" I think it's a good question. 🙂
@@Readysetgo2007 Your 💯 % correct more people need to hear this. Both men & woman. Especially those woman who are butt ugly & overweight yet think they deserve a millionaire husband! 😂😂😂
The episode or the video? Because they announced a Black Widow movie back in 2010 but was in development hell but eventually got green lit in like 2018
I love how the options she gives her are a blind man, a child, what appears to be an Orthodox priest (who can only get married before they become priests) or monk (who’s wife has to be dead or nonexistent), and then the perfect guy for her
As someone who has seen every episode of every season more than once and someone who shares the exact same birthday as a person Scarlett Johansson is playing as her name is Patty yes I have to say this is an incredibly accurate in fact they were a little too nice LOL
@@UnwaveringBackBone Idk if "The Millionaire Matchmaker" is still on but, oh man I used to watch it and she would definitely have these Women get makeovers but she was legit *just* as mean as in this skit. My "fave" was when she'd straight FORCE any woman with curly/wavy hair to *immediately* get it straightened because "Men do NOT like curly hair okay!! It's DISGUSTING to have curly hair!!" This one girl refused to change her hair, came back and Patty literally bitched her out 😳. Crazy.
@@UnwaveringBackBone I know right? Oh look the show up, there's gotta be clips on UA-cam. All types of hair can be beautiful! Her standards are kRazY. And *cough* *cough* just wait till you see her. Let's just say she's not a Scarlett Johansson, ahem...😏
@@vince615 surgeons are NOT intellectual. Source: I’m a nurse and once had to call a surgeon about a patient who had a dangerous heart rhythm. All he did was yell and scream at me for calling him at 3 am, then hung up
I have seen the millionaire matchmaker for real in youtube videos. In this videos Scarlett Johansson superpasses the real version by an enormous quality of talent. I love Scarlett Johansson in this video.
“There is no way I’m working with her let’s go meet her right now” goddamnit lmao
Tamica Persaud LMAO DEAD
That's what usually happens when Patty's assistants bring her a client who wants what they cannot attract. LOL
The ACCURACY ..😂
@@Nimesay1 Is that you Lovitz? ACT-iinngg! ;>)
Was that really funny to u?
Scarlett's exaggerated, fish-face frown was truly a thing to behold - and so perfect! I forgot that Patti used to make a face like that...a lot!!
Yeah but she was also smiling sometimes and that wasn't represented here at all. I still appreciated the effort though. 🙂
I didn't expect the ending to be so freaking cute.
JustJeN 😎💝😎💝😎💝
@Dorian Graye Two questions, just for you: (1) Who is Loren Michaels? and (2) How do you watch youtube with your head so far up your own ass?
for real. the dork was fun to laugh at for her expectations but there was something kind of wholesome about how excited she was for her sweet piece of ham who seized out toward the end there 😂
That’s it, no more mole people
Scarlet really did a great job
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She done good
Absolutely nailed it!
@Triggered4Treats She played her perfectly
@Triggered4Treats have you ever watched snl its meant to be satire lmao
Vanessa Bayer and Taran Killam are destined to be remembered as one of those underrated SNL cast members that weren’t appreciated enough.
I have seen desi for the first time in snl comment box. Good to see that.
Vanessa is amazing
Waiting for them both to re-emerge in film or sitcom.
No one is underrated you tard.
Including Sasheer
Scarlett's face when she's grossed out is awesome.
It’s an exact replica of how My face is when I’m grossed out
Yes!!! Real comic timing.
That face was hilarious
Tbh it's always awesome.
😂😂😂😂
“Then I’ll move my shoulders in a sexy come hither way”
I’m done!!😂
What? That doesn't do it for you?! Damn I need to change up my game, lol
Mira Fawn I’m curious...what’s your next go-to move
Trevious James 😂😂😂
Tbh it'd work on me
I'm START doing that
"You got champagne taste and ass face." That had me rolling 🤣. I would like to see Scarlett do a scene with Colin and Michael.
I still got tears in my eyes 😂😂
sums me up
I can't believe she said it with a straight face! 🤣🤣🤣
I think she’s already doing scenes with Colin, but in private.
Classic line! 😂😂😂
Scarlett looks so good with the black wig
...she looks good in anything
... also without anything 👌
@@FAMINE_R1 damn right!
Shut up
True.
Scarlett’s “D:” face has me dead
Lol you made the face 😂
@@Kukuyoutube9 Was it funny? Yes shut up I agree with you
I know
I can't believe this is actually based on a real show.
You lie
It must be difficult to satirize something so ridiculous to start with.
It's really not far from the truth thh
I googled it.... this sketch and the "real" show is indistinguishable.
I used to watch it 😂
"She's like Oprah if Oprah was white and horrible to be around" So Ellen then.
Haha! 😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Bingo!!!
😂😂😂😂 right
LMAOOO TRUE
"You look like a visible fart."
Hahaha I really need to use that line irl 😂
Please watch this if you thought that was funny😂😂😂 Watch "Ex-Men: Nightcrawler" on UA-cam
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I always though those were just called poop 😬
@@modiggady Shut up
Great pickup line 😆
@@B3ARCAT, what she was saying. She looks like shit.
“There’s no way I’m working with her! Let’s go meet her right now.”
Spot on.
Ikr! I've seen every single episode of every single season and this is SO ON lol
“If a guy takes it out, sit on it”
Words to live by lmao
I think NoiseCannon has a NEW new tinder bio.
@@UnchainedMelodie92 keeper lol
best line of the skit
@sepideh majd
While at dinner if he takes out a chair then sit on it
This is what it means ....yup
The millionaire matchmaker needs to be a SNL series
So should The View hahaha
OMG TOtally!
Is that what you want?
Will they make it a series?
Who cares shut up! 😂😂😂
*There is no way I’m working with her - let’s go meet her*
#unwantedivanka
This acting is actually amazing. The way she is able to completely turn her mouth upside down with repulsion and superiority just like Patti 😂
And hold it for several seconds.
It’s actually not hard to do, try it
Did Candice find true love?
Who knows?
Who cares?
*Shut up*
I felt that
We were monarchs and such brother
Who knows?
Who cares?
*YOU DECIDE*
Hotel? Trivago.
@@N1ght44 Shut up!
I love how her tone never waivers in this whole sketch. They should do a longer version of it, too.
Omg her impression is spot on.
GMNEESON Yasssss!
Johansson totally nails the complete and utter contempt Patti Stanger had for both her clients and the people who worked for her.
She was just honest and direct. She wasn't this mean like she was portrayed here. She was just trying to convince the clients to be more realistic and avoid being too much demanding. "How you gonna find anyone with that very long list with demands?" I think it's a good question. 🙂
@@Readysetgo2007 Your 💯 % correct more people need to hear this. Both men & woman. Especially those woman who are butt ugly & overweight yet think they deserve a millionaire husband! 😂😂😂
Champagne Taste and an A$$ Face, *LOL!*
🤣😂😂
I lost it after the ass face XD
💀 💀💀💀💀
LMAO... best part!!!
Scarlett is so underrated at comedy, she should try doing comedy roles when she gets the chance
Scarlett plays her character so well that it physically hurts a bit.
Why is nobody talking about how this "Candice" character sounds just like Missy from Big Mouth!!
Omg couldn't stop thinking about that! Thought I was the only one 🤣
THANK YOU! I WAS SCROLLING FOR THIS COMMENT!
This originally aired when it was already time for the Black Widow solo movie
What?
@@lochofmceo this is from 2010
At least she stopped aging in the intervening years to be ready.
The episode or the video? Because they announced a Black Widow movie back in 2010 but was in development hell but eventually got green lit in like 2018
Yeah, they waited too long on that and then made it dull. :(
"You have champagne taste and an ass face" is one of the funniest lines ever on this show.
"Right now the bar's here. It needs to be here. So it covers your face." I died.
Brilliant line! 😂
This was like watching two Michael Cera’s find love.
No matter how many times I see this sketch it makes me laugh.
Scarlett does a great impersonation of Patti Stanger - perfect deadpan line deliveries & mannerisms 👌🏼
OMG I laughed out loud so many times. Her facial expressions and voice are gold! Especially the slack jawed stunned looks. Excellent Scarlett!
This skit deserved more laughs, in my opinion. It was absurdly hilarious.
"You have champagne taste and an ass face" is going in my notebook.
@@darryl2542 That's definitely a keeper! 😂
“Champagne taste and an ass face” I died!!’ 😂😂
How Scarlett just yells is so accurate for tv hosts i love this
Scarlett's 'you gotta be kidding me' face though 😂 it's both adorable and hilarious at the same time
I love how the options she gives her are a blind man, a child, what appears to be an Orthodox priest (who can only get married before they become priests) or monk (who’s wife has to be dead or nonexistent), and then the perfect guy for her
The cast of men to choose from was spot on! 😂😂😂
“You have Champagne tastes with an ass face”. I will be stealing this line hilarious!
*walks into a room where no one is talking*
“Alright everyone, SHUT UP”
Love that part!
Sets the tone for the whole sketch! 😂😂😂
I've never once seen the real Millionaire Matchmaker, but I still somehow know that this parody is soooooo accurate!! 😂🤣
As someone who has seen every episode of every season more than once and someone who shares the exact same birthday as a person Scarlett Johansson is playing as her name is Patty yes I have to say this is an incredibly accurate in fact they were a little too nice LOL
Scarlett should b a regular, every skit she takes on is fabulously funny. She's a great talent.
She's got amazing talent & the writing is brilliant. You can tell the writer really knows how to bring out the best in her. It's always hilarious!
This has become one of my all time favorite SNL skits. ScarJo nailed it.
Scarlett's facial expressions are on top 😂
I love the millionaire matchmaker. It’s the only show where you can see a cocktail waitress turn down a millionaire because he’s being obnoxious.
This was an accurate depiction of the show. I was hoping the skit would go on longer.
This skit is based on a real show? Christ!
@@HS-sr2qb It sure is! Which makes it even more hilarious! 😂😂😂
The writers were totally on top of their game with this. Excellent lines.
Absolutely the writing was brilliant! 😂
Anyone living off of “champagne taste” line? ❤️
It had me rolling
It was the best one !!! Too hilarious
I can’t take Black Widow seriously with that accent.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache no matter where I go on UA-cam....I always see you in the comments
Just Some Guy without a Mustache you ever gonna regrow you’re mustache?
Even the "shan-dah-lee-yah" sketches?
She sounds like the Long Island Medium
What accent? She's a Jersey girl.
She is such a great actor.....even in funny skits
- Did she find true love? Who knows?.. WHO CARES?! SHUT UP!
No
Scarlett Johanssen's delivery is perfect every time
Ms Johansson is perhaps one of the top guests. She really enjoys doing this
You can tell she's having a ball doing these sketches! 😂😂😂
Omg the plot twist ending. So much adorable feelings.
I miss that matchmaker show. It had terrible results but some entertaining moments.
Honestly it was so inspiring seeing those rich people who totally fail at dating.
Like, my dating skills aren't bad in comparison. 🤣
I liked it too
It's still on TV.
Scarlett Johansson is perfect for this role.
Absolutely it was made for her. The writing was amazing as well.
This is hilariously on point!
2:10 *The Millionnaire Matchmaker" does that expression!* *I luv that show! Scarlett looks pretty with dark hair*
i can't get over how well she does that D: face
“Who knows? Who cares? Shut up” 😂
"what gumba jew are we helping this week"
lol
Diano Delih Million Dollar matchmaker
@@MerDuke millionaire matchmaker.
Classic! 😂😂😂
"But for you... if a guy takes it out, you sit on it..."
----- LMAO
Vanessa Bayer is everything to me! I need her to host
Vanessa's winking and moving the shoulders is just so adorable I'd actually come hither.
*Ya lewk like a visible fart* LMAO omg 🤦♀️
If she's working w/millionaires why didn't she offer a makeover? Easy peezy
@@UnwaveringBackBone Idk if "The Millionaire Matchmaker" is still on but, oh man I used to watch it and she would definitely have these Women get makeovers but she was legit *just* as mean as in this skit. My "fave" was when she'd straight FORCE any woman with curly/wavy hair to *immediately* get it straightened because "Men do NOT like curly hair okay!! It's DISGUSTING to have curly hair!!" This one girl refused to change her hair, came back and Patty literally bitched her out 😳. Crazy.
@@mirafawn1019 wow didn't know this was an actual show. Alot guys actually like curly hair. She crazy!
@@UnwaveringBackBone I know right? Oh look the show up, there's gotta be clips on UA-cam. All types of hair can be beautiful! Her standards are kRazY. And *cough* *cough* just wait till you see her. Let's just say she's not a Scarlett Johansson, ahem...😏
@@mirafawn1019 😂😂 your honesty is hilarious. Yeah she's a butter face w/champagne taste
This was a parody? I couldn’t distinguish it from the actual show. 😁
I laughed so hard that my throat, my face, and my head hurt🤣
hahahha, love that show. I am sure Patti is genuinely sweet, that's just her TV personality
"You look like a visible fart!"
Found my new insult!
I feel ilke the audience have never seen Millionaire Matchmaker because this is so on point and so funny ahahahahah
I want her to do a skit with Colin to see how they act
The fantasy land thing is such a Patti comment. Lol
“When a guy pulls it out, you sit on it.” 🤣😂🤣
this is one one of the best snl sketches i’ve seen
Wow Natasha really goes all out when she has to go undercover!!!😂
Vanessa is the best! Miss her sketches...
0:50 this background music is literally the background music when we did pacers in Gym class
Lol the way she moves her mouth is spot on
*"Hi I'm Candice, I'm 33 years young."*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😅
As if I needed another reason to adore Scarlett
I used to love this show when I was 11 lol
Scarlett is basically unrecognizable. Love this!
Scarlett nailed that character lol Great stuff 😂
“There’s no way I’m working with her, let’s go meet her right now!! ”😂😂😂😂
The lady must be quite flattered to have Scarlett Johansson play her!!
Actually saw one episode of that shortly before this. This is actually quite spot on. Such flippancy and sadness.
That moment when you realize most millionaires are actually smart and intellectual people and not famous gorgeous people
Actually, Trump is a kinda typical rich people. I think we can all agree that real intellectual jobs didn't pay that much.
You mean jobs like….. surgeons, accountants, engineers etc.? Idk those ppl are pretty intellectual and getting paid for it
Lol what?
@@vince615 surgeons are NOT intellectual.
Source: I’m a nurse and once had to call a surgeon about a patient who had a dangerous heart rhythm. All he did was yell and scream at me for calling him at 3 am, then hung up
I know at least a few. It's hard to respect anyone who can't fix anything, tho...
I'm dead. Laughed obnoxiously in class and fell out my seat
"You look like a visible fart" that's the worst insult I've ever heard😂
Who is loving to see Scarlett's. weird funny face 😁😂😂
Willing to bet Colin Jost makes Scarlett talk dirty to him with that accent.
Nice😋🤘🏻
Jost a little bit
Taylor Craig Newbold for sure !
@@thegroove14 lol, I appreciate wut u did there
LOL!
I have seen the millionaire matchmaker for real in youtube videos. In this videos Scarlett Johansson superpasses the real version by an enormous quality of talent. I love Scarlett Johansson in this video.
Scarlett Johansson what a sweet piece of ham.
Great performances,so brilliantly done😂😂
Okay those two blinky weirdos need to get their own skit 😍
When she said if he pulls it out you need to sit on it I screamed. 🤣🤣🤣 OMG lol
Oh, come on! She is rich! Give her the cute ripped himbo guy she dreams... I mean I doubt Melania came for the personality or the abs.
Yeah but she has champagne 🍾 taste with an ass face! 😂😂😂
Scarlett is so freaking fiiiine
does that mean Scarlett will come back hosting for the 6th time?
Yes, they announced it already
I'm honestly starting to love Scarlett lol shuddup.