When the abyss stares at you, YOU stare back. Do not be scared by the abyss. Figure out a way to survive and communicate with those people on that rock, and you may be surprised.
If you have mindless mind numbing work. I'd look for a different job, cause robots thing to take all these jobs first. At least before human work right protections become a thing.
In one story I remember the humans attacked a self proclaimed god who was essentially a black hole like anomaly, and they hit it with such force they made the abyss itself blink and then die In doing so they tore a hole in reality where the “god” used to be and built a ring around it lined with guns all primed and loaded aiming into that hole in space waiting for the god to return so they can kill it again
No, they simply hadn't factored for gravitational stress *at all*. A decent ship in their universe barely holds it's atmosphere against vacuum in ours... Basically that ship was a soda can.
I hear the first part and screamed. ASMR is one of the few things the algorithm doesn't recommend. If this has been ASMR, then I would have had to reset the stupid algorithm and start again.
The aliens looked into the abyss, and the abyss stared back. Thank god they didn't throw a rock. Probably would have received a thermonuclear payload in return.
@@nonoo694 Well, mine tend to be transferred via wormhole from my washing machine or dryer to my aunt and uncle's person and clothes swallowing sofa. Go figure!
Uh, yeah, no. The Abyss doesn't speak for us, c'mon over. It has every right to tell us NOT to have friends over, but it's been yakking in our ears for generations to go out and make friends. So come on by.
You had me fooled me for a second Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: I felt sorry for the "Home" Aliens. They never met us, only ran away. Story 2: Humans fight to win
I find myself thinking of Space Jammers, a D&D setting where "space" travel is done with water vessels with magical propulsion. Space is not the deadly vaccum filled with radiation and terrifying gravity wells or magnetic stars.
2:12 Vaccum cannot be cold by it's very definition. Temperaturr is measure of matter's rapid vibrasion, stopping completely at absolute zero. Vacuum is litterally _no matter._ Although, vessels still can loose heat via radiating (infra-red and whatnot)
The definition of temperature is the kinetic energy of particles, which stops at absolute zero therefore and one could argue that since there are no particles there’s no particle movement.
Just what I need to listen to after a long boring shift at work with overtime slathered on top ( I'll appreciate it when the check comes, but right now I'm just happy to be home ) Also...these people after the first crew all died didn't realize that 'Hey, this new place we're exploring is different to here, and apparently dangerous. Maybe we should use drones!' I mean, sending crewed mission after crewed mission, only to find out more and more things that are deadly and that you couldn't predict? Wonder if they lied to the volunteers about the fates of the first expeditions
They probably never invented drones. The idea of an observing machine sent in place of a living observer is probably completely foreign to a species that had to learn the concept of "danger" from another universe.
well clearly humanity lost it's true beauty in artitecture over the years and sadly great modernism has taken over, resulting in ugly ass blocks being "the elegancy of humanity" fuck that, give me gothic era styled mega structures that pierce the very heavens
When the abyss stares at you, YOU stare back. Do not be scared by the abyss. Figure out a way to survive and communicate with those people on that rock, and you may be surprised.
And don't forget the abyss can be forced to blink.
Yes, YES
Yesss... the ending of the first story gave me chills.
And then you lewd the abyss.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx No
i like this channel so much. makes mindless mind numbing work a breeze.
Big agree
If you have mindless mind numbing work. I'd look for a different job, cause robots thing to take all these jobs first. At least before human work right protections become a thing.
Techpriest drew the short stick and got stuck on a forge world didn't ya
Love the performance for 'The Abyss Gazes Back'! Really happy to have one of my stories be a part of this. Thanks!
Thank you for the tale
In one story I remember the humans attacked a self proclaimed god who was essentially a black hole like anomaly, and they hit it with such force they made the abyss itself blink and then die
In doing so they tore a hole in reality where the “god” used to be and built a ring around it lined with guns all primed and loaded aiming into that hole in space waiting for the god to return so they can kill it again
How we fight comes directly from how we hunt. Pursuit predations aren't always a chase, you know...
Whatever planet they passed by must have had one hell of a Roche Limit.
Or they were just too close.
@@J0hnB09 Or their ship was just *that* weak.
They some how ran int a pure tungsten planet or asteroid
maybe they ran into a brown dwarf (failed star)
No, they simply hadn't factored for gravitational stress *at all*. A decent ship in their universe barely holds it's atmosphere against vacuum in ours... Basically that ship was a soda can.
I hear the first part and screamed. ASMR is one of the few things the algorithm doesn't recommend. If this has been ASMR, then I would have had to reset the stupid algorithm and start again.
The one dislike so far is the guy that lost the martial arts fight in the second story
The aliens looked into the abyss, and the abyss stared back. Thank god they didn't throw a rock. Probably would have received a thermonuclear payload in return.
When you stare into the abyss, abyss stares back....
And so abyss accepts your blinking challenge. Stare at abyss till she blinks!
Pretty damn interesting. I enjoyed this reading. Thank you.
Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne. Socks for the nanite swarms. Tribute to the algorithm
Milk for the Khorn flakes.
Numbers for the Algebra
Praise for the Agro rithm
Lines for the Code Compiler.
Ya better not be stealing my new socks
What happens to the socks?
....oh...no..
@@nonoo694 Well, mine tend to be transferred via wormhole from my washing machine or dryer to my aunt and uncle's person and clothes swallowing sofa. Go figure!
@@nonoo694 I swear mine just stop existing it's some type of evil black magic, the nanite swarm must be a ruse to hide his evil sock stealing magic!
I love that freaking opening.
Uh, yeah, no. The Abyss doesn't speak for us, c'mon over. It has every right to tell us NOT to have friends over, but it's been yakking in our ears for generations to go out and make friends. So come on by.
I actually expected the second crew to die from overheat because that can actually happen
The call of Cthulu alien addition.
Sounds like they are creatures from the beginning of the Big Bang or something for the first story
You had me fooled me for a second
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: I felt sorry for the "Home" Aliens. They never met us, only ran away.
Story 2: Humans fight to win
When you look into the abyss the abyss looks back and humans proceeded to beat it in a staring competition
we introduced the void to cats , who promptly threw up in it and then knocked it off the table
I find myself thinking of Space Jammers, a D&D setting where "space" travel is done with water vessels with magical propulsion. Space is not the deadly vaccum filled with radiation and terrifying gravity wells or magnetic stars.
You mean Spelljammer? Space is pretty scary in DnD too. Just in different ways from real life.
@@dairoleon2682 oops, yes I did
A plane was flying by, and I thought you added creepy music to the first story. I felt so immersed. (:
All hail the algorithm, five words minimum.
wait really? there is a minimum that needs to be written?
Praise to the Agro rithm
A brutally efficient race!
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
So did the nanite swarm deactivated because you were to loud?
For the beeb boop psych it’s a thanks to you and the patreons making these possible
2:12 Vaccum cannot be cold by it's very definition.
Temperaturr is measure of matter's rapid vibrasion, stopping completely at absolute zero.
Vacuum is litterally _no matter._
Although, vessels still can loose heat via radiating (infra-red and whatnot)
The definition of temperature is the kinetic energy of particles, which stops at absolute zero therefore and one could argue that since there are no particles there’s no particle movement.
@@jameson1239 Precisely
There are times I feel the great Billy Connelly is telling me a story.
The ASMR troll intro is my favourite.
:)
Just what I need to listen to after a long boring shift at work with overtime slathered on top ( I'll appreciate it when the check comes, but right now I'm just happy to be home ) Also...these people after the first crew all died didn't realize that 'Hey, this new place we're exploring is different to here, and apparently dangerous. Maybe we should use drones!' I mean, sending crewed mission after crewed mission, only to find out more and more things that are deadly and that you couldn't predict? Wonder if they lied to the volunteers about the fates of the first expeditions
They probably never invented drones. The idea of an observing machine sent in place of a living observer is probably completely foreign to a species that had to learn the concept of "danger" from another universe.
thanks for two interesting stories and a great narration
Kicking ass on time and under budget
Yoo i was looking for this story pog
:)
Interesting stories, both are thought provoking
Great reading. I feel sorry for the alien race who grew up in their primorial soup. I sincerely wish for them to meet some friends.
For the Agro, for the Squerril and for the Algorithm
For the algorithm
Honor without power is weakness.
Elegance without efficiency is wasteful.
Love your energy. :)
The Algorithm shall be praised!
Bless the Squerril
For the algorithm
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.
With energy!!!!
I have a fear that one day he may just keep talking in that asmr voice .
so do i , it would mean my voice had collapsed completely
Damn... both netnarrator and posted this right when my internet went out
Sounded like TFOS by Mr. Rogers at first there.
"Welcome to this ASMR edition" buddy.... my factory ears have tinnitus louder than your wisper lol
good thing it was only the first couple seconds then :D
The algorithm abhors a vacuum...
Loved the video
glad you enjoyed
To please the algorithm
For the algorithm and the narrator.
I kinda miss the nanite swarm intro, lol
Bring back the Nanite Swarms!
Now who told the aliens that we as a whole like ugly glass rectangles as our skyscrapers?
hey i'd be happy with nothing more that rectangular concrete box 30 meters underground
The Algorithm stole my sock again.
And the first story is why you send in the god damned robots first.
beep boop
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
No nanites but energy. Energy nanites?
ayy asmr
keeper foinf
For the algorithm
F.T.A !
For the algorithm
117th, 3 January 2024
well clearly humanity lost it's true beauty in artitecture over the years and sadly great modernism has taken over, resulting in ugly ass blocks being "the elegancy of humanity" fuck that, give me gothic era styled mega structures that pierce the very heavens
F T A
For the algorithm
I love this
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
for the algorithm