The Abyss Gazes Back & How They Fight | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS976

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 3 роки тому +187

    When the abyss stares at you, YOU stare back. Do not be scared by the abyss. Figure out a way to survive and communicate with those people on that rock, and you may be surprised.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +16

      And don't forget the abyss can be forced to blink.

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 3 роки тому +4

      Yes, YES

    • @thewillowtree727
      @thewillowtree727 3 роки тому +3

      Yesss... the ending of the first story gave me chills.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 3 роки тому +4

      And then you lewd the abyss.

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 3 роки тому +3

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx No

  • @bitemyshinymetalass7393
    @bitemyshinymetalass7393 3 роки тому +108

    i like this channel so much. makes mindless mind numbing work a breeze.

    • @OgunTheShogun
      @OgunTheShogun 3 роки тому +4

      Big agree

    • @TheTechiemoses
      @TheTechiemoses 3 роки тому +1

      If you have mindless mind numbing work. I'd look for a different job, cause robots thing to take all these jobs first. At least before human work right protections become a thing.

    • @desperatepsycho
      @desperatepsycho 3 роки тому +5

      Techpriest drew the short stick and got stuck on a forge world didn't ya

  • @IceFire9yt
    @IceFire9yt 3 роки тому +81

    Love the performance for 'The Abyss Gazes Back'! Really happy to have one of my stories be a part of this. Thanks!

    • @Eldritch_TeddyBear
      @Eldritch_TeddyBear 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you for the tale

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 3 роки тому +1

      In one story I remember the humans attacked a self proclaimed god who was essentially a black hole like anomaly, and they hit it with such force they made the abyss itself blink and then die
      In doing so they tore a hole in reality where the “god” used to be and built a ring around it lined with guns all primed and loaded aiming into that hole in space waiting for the god to return so they can kill it again

  • @KaryxofBeornve
    @KaryxofBeornve 3 роки тому +30

    How we fight comes directly from how we hunt. Pursuit predations aren't always a chase, you know...

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 3 роки тому +74

    Whatever planet they passed by must have had one hell of a Roche Limit.

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 роки тому +11

      Or they were just too close.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 3 роки тому +21

      @@J0hnB09 Or their ship was just *that* weak.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 роки тому +2

      They some how ran int a pure tungsten planet or asteroid

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому +3

      maybe they ran into a brown dwarf (failed star)

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 3 роки тому +11

      No, they simply hadn't factored for gravitational stress *at all*. A decent ship in their universe barely holds it's atmosphere against vacuum in ours... Basically that ship was a soda can.

  • @TheTechiemoses
    @TheTechiemoses 3 роки тому +22

    I hear the first part and screamed. ASMR is one of the few things the algorithm doesn't recommend. If this has been ASMR, then I would have had to reset the stupid algorithm and start again.

  • @yeetusdeletus2756
    @yeetusdeletus2756 3 роки тому +35

    The one dislike so far is the guy that lost the martial arts fight in the second story

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 2 роки тому +3

    The aliens looked into the abyss, and the abyss stared back. Thank god they didn't throw a rock. Probably would have received a thermonuclear payload in return.

  • @PrimordialNyx
    @PrimordialNyx 2 роки тому +3

    When you stare into the abyss, abyss stares back....
    And so abyss accepts your blinking challenge. Stare at abyss till she blinks!

  • @Mainnalle
    @Mainnalle 3 роки тому +21

    Pretty damn interesting. I enjoyed this reading. Thank you.

  • @car0lm1k3
    @car0lm1k3 3 роки тому +6

    Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne. Socks for the nanite swarms. Tribute to the algorithm

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому +1

      Milk for the Khorn flakes.
      Numbers for the Algebra
      Praise for the Agro rithm
      Lines for the Code Compiler.

  • @carbonbeaker409
    @carbonbeaker409 3 роки тому +9

    Ya better not be stealing my new socks

    • @nonoo694
      @nonoo694 3 роки тому +3

      What happens to the socks?
      ....oh...no..

    • @Mainnalle
      @Mainnalle 3 роки тому

      @@nonoo694 Well, mine tend to be transferred via wormhole from my washing machine or dryer to my aunt and uncle's person and clothes swallowing sofa. Go figure!

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 3 роки тому

      @@nonoo694 I swear mine just stop existing it's some type of evil black magic, the nanite swarm must be a ruse to hide his evil sock stealing magic!

  • @Dmansvids2
    @Dmansvids2 3 роки тому +11

    I love that freaking opening.

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 3 роки тому +5

    Uh, yeah, no. The Abyss doesn't speak for us, c'mon over. It has every right to tell us NOT to have friends over, but it's been yakking in our ears for generations to go out and make friends. So come on by.

  • @ragnorockcookie2868
    @ragnorockcookie2868 3 роки тому +5

    I actually expected the second crew to die from overheat because that can actually happen

  • @warrmalaski8570
    @warrmalaski8570 3 роки тому +6

    The call of Cthulu alien addition.

  • @derrickbarney8731
    @derrickbarney8731 3 роки тому +3

    Sounds like they are creatures from the beginning of the Big Bang or something for the first story

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 роки тому +1

    You had me fooled me for a second
    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: I felt sorry for the "Home" Aliens. They never met us, only ran away.
    Story 2: Humans fight to win

  • @thepanzerofthelake732
    @thepanzerofthelake732 3 роки тому +2

    When you look into the abyss the abyss looks back and humans proceeded to beat it in a staring competition

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      we introduced the void to cats , who promptly threw up in it and then knocked it off the table

  • @milohobo9186
    @milohobo9186 3 роки тому +14

    I find myself thinking of Space Jammers, a D&D setting where "space" travel is done with water vessels with magical propulsion. Space is not the deadly vaccum filled with radiation and terrifying gravity wells or magnetic stars.

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 3 роки тому +4

      You mean Spelljammer? Space is pretty scary in DnD too. Just in different ways from real life.

    • @milohobo9186
      @milohobo9186 3 роки тому +1

      @@dairoleon2682 oops, yes I did

  • @aberry7415
    @aberry7415 3 роки тому +1

    A plane was flying by, and I thought you added creepy music to the first story. I felt so immersed. (:

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +14

    All hail the algorithm, five words minimum.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 3 роки тому

      wait really? there is a minimum that needs to be written?

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 3 роки тому

      Praise to the Agro rithm

  • @kennethhummel4409
    @kennethhummel4409 3 роки тому +7

    A brutally efficient race!

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 9 місяців тому

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @marshmallowgod284
    @marshmallowgod284 3 роки тому +15

    So did the nanite swarm deactivated because you were to loud?

  • @Spartan-lb9gh
    @Spartan-lb9gh 3 роки тому +1

    For the beeb boop psych it’s a thanks to you and the patreons making these possible

  • @Crazylom
    @Crazylom 3 роки тому +2

    2:12 Vaccum cannot be cold by it's very definition.
    Temperaturr is measure of matter's rapid vibrasion, stopping completely at absolute zero.
    Vacuum is litterally _no matter._
    Although, vessels still can loose heat via radiating (infra-red and whatnot)

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 роки тому +1

      The definition of temperature is the kinetic energy of particles, which stops at absolute zero therefore and one could argue that since there are no particles there’s no particle movement.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому

      @@jameson1239 Precisely

  • @t.j.cornett7495
    @t.j.cornett7495 3 роки тому +4

    There are times I feel the great Billy Connelly is telling me a story.

  • @tonycrayford3893
    @tonycrayford3893 2 роки тому

    The ASMR troll intro is my favourite.

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 3 роки тому +1

    Just what I need to listen to after a long boring shift at work with overtime slathered on top ( I'll appreciate it when the check comes, but right now I'm just happy to be home ) Also...these people after the first crew all died didn't realize that 'Hey, this new place we're exploring is different to here, and apparently dangerous. Maybe we should use drones!' I mean, sending crewed mission after crewed mission, only to find out more and more things that are deadly and that you couldn't predict? Wonder if they lied to the volunteers about the fates of the first expeditions

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 3 роки тому +2

      They probably never invented drones. The idea of an observing machine sent in place of a living observer is probably completely foreign to a species that had to learn the concept of "danger" from another universe.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому

    thanks for two interesting stories and a great narration

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +1

    Kicking ass on time and under budget

  • @gloop3621
    @gloop3621 3 роки тому

    Yoo i was looking for this story pog

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +2

    Interesting stories, both are thought provoking

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +2

    Great reading. I feel sorry for the alien race who grew up in their primorial soup. I sincerely wish for them to meet some friends.

  • @jukkiivi4282
    @jukkiivi4282 3 роки тому

    For the Agro, for the Squerril and for the Algorithm

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 3 роки тому +7

    Honor without power is weakness.
    Elegance without efficiency is wasteful.

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 3 роки тому +1

    Love your energy. :)

  • @knightgeland4987
    @knightgeland4987 3 роки тому +3

    The Algorithm shall be praised!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому

    Bless the Squerril

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 Рік тому

    A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.
    With energy!!!!

  • @jameswhite-pv3sq
    @jameswhite-pv3sq 3 роки тому +2

    I have a fear that one day he may just keep talking in that asmr voice .

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      so do i , it would mean my voice had collapsed completely

  • @jaytonobrien6325
    @jaytonobrien6325 3 роки тому +1

    Damn... both netnarrator and posted this right when my internet went out

  • @saintsinner6195
    @saintsinner6195 2 роки тому

    Sounded like TFOS by Mr. Rogers at first there.

  • @samg1158
    @samg1158 3 роки тому

    "Welcome to this ASMR edition" buddy.... my factory ears have tinnitus louder than your wisper lol

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      good thing it was only the first couple seconds then :D

  • @ihtfp01
    @ihtfp01 3 роки тому +1

    The algorithm abhors a vacuum...

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 роки тому

    Loved the video

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +1

    To please the algorithm

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @MrPlayFilm
    @MrPlayFilm 3 роки тому +1

    I kinda miss the nanite swarm intro, lol

  • @adrianhicks584
    @adrianhicks584 3 роки тому +1

    Bring back the Nanite Swarms!

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 3 роки тому +2

    Now who told the aliens that we as a whole like ugly glass rectangles as our skyscrapers?

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому

      hey i'd be happy with nothing more that rectangular concrete box 30 meters underground

  • @davidatkinson47
    @davidatkinson47 3 роки тому

    The Algorithm stole my sock again.

  • @GabrielHellborne
    @GabrielHellborne 3 роки тому

    And the first story is why you send in the god damned robots first.

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @Bonesaw4444
    @Bonesaw4444 3 роки тому

    No nanites but energy. Energy nanites?

  • @ruthlessasmr6662
    @ruthlessasmr6662 3 роки тому

    ayy asmr

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 роки тому

    keeper foinf

  • @ragnorockcookie2868
    @ragnorockcookie2868 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 3 роки тому

    F.T.A !

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 місяців тому

    117th, 3 January 2024

  • @guardiantko3220
    @guardiantko3220 3 місяці тому

    well clearly humanity lost it's true beauty in artitecture over the years and sadly great modernism has taken over, resulting in ugly ass blocks being "the elegancy of humanity" fuck that, give me gothic era styled mega structures that pierce the very heavens

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 2 роки тому

    F T A

  • @lordzoobooroo7367
    @lordzoobooroo7367 3 роки тому +1

    I love this

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @nk-rv1vj
    @nk-rv1vj 3 роки тому

    for the algorithm