"We pirated the life support" If I was the guy saying this I'd be laughing maniacally as I walked down the halls. This would be absolutely euphoric. Just like a scene from a Disney movie.
"What's your question Ambassador?" "I've been releasing Humans!" "What." "You told me to!" "How many?" I've done nothing but release Humans for the last three Galactic cycles!" "WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM?"
Now i wish the second story was about an avian creature, that picked up a human, glued feathers to it, and Proclaimed "This is a chicken" to a council of Philospohists.
Man, when I first read that first story, it got some genuine laughs out of me. Quite the fun read, and I'm super happy to see it here. I think you did the reading some right justice.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Never give Terrans an excuse to become a Rogue Nation. We LOVE it Story 2: We fooled you!!!!
Then 30 or 40 other well dressed men show up and show the space cops the proper way to do a beat down and lift the space cops bleeding in the street without transportation.
That pirate was very cheeky but you have to give the guy credit for being classy because that was the appended be of class right there he basically was giving zero f's to a bunch of yellow belly cowards that behaved in a manner most dishonor but yet he basically was giving them the one digit salute in a very classical style one must ask yourself if you were in a situation like that What would you do?
Captain to crew let us set sail and plunder all riches from these people whom have offended us they acts need a serious spanking or we steal their lunch money. It's highschool again lads let have fun. End message
I recently replayed a video game called "Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction" that featured robotic space pirates. And if I could, HELL YES would I sign on with Captain Romulus Slag, Scourge of the Galaxy! The whole steampunk pirate lifestyle is going to be HUGE when humanity joins the galactic community and inevitably splinters into a thousand rogue factions of space pirates, colonial marines, cats, and spiky-haired anime protagonists.
alien dictator: surrender or be labeled as pirates! human(just after leaving EVERY alien in the room down the hall panicked): Yo, ho, haul together Hoist the colors high Heave ho, thieves and beggars Never shall we die!
I know that the first story was meant to be a joke. But I actually drew up a model for what I considered to be an ideal society once and it was very similar to what this story described. Essentially, there would be no central government beyond a constitution that laid out, in detail, everyone's rights, privileges, responsibilities, and the consequences for violating said rights and each individual household would function as a quasi independent state.
Seems almost anarchist. If all you have to maintain order is a document, it won't actually be enforced unless the enforcer decides it happens to be in their best interest. Plus no maintenance of communal resources, like roads, etc.
@@justinthompson6364 The paper went into more detail. As far as enforcement goes, each citizen would be given basic combat and weapons training so that individual communities could handle their own security. There are more than enough real world examples of small communities maintaining order and stability within their own borders to make me think this is possible.
@@Warrior-Of-Virtue And someone just provides this training out of the goodness of their heart? Moreover, what happens when the problem goes beyond isolated bandits and clear-cut internal incidents? If a more powerful community decides to conquer or exploit a weaker community, nobody is compelled to stop them. If people convince themselves or are convinced by a charismatic figure that something isn't so bad a la lynch mobs, who stands up for the guy nobody likes or everyone thinks is guilty? As I understand it, the only difference between the proposed society and collection of ancient city-states is a toothless constitution. I'm sure the whole thing is much more detailed, but without any institutions to act on it, that's all it really is. Centralizing too much power begs would-be tyrants to take it, but scattering it completely invites a different sort of tyranny.
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@@cursedhfy3558 exactly there are many strong metals that have same look as the weak one's what if they just made one weak metal look like a strong metal just for a show
You will be surprised, but the average Homo sapiens is able to bent a 2 mm thick steel... with one finger, or tie the rebar in a knot. ua-cam.com/video/Rw1QIF9B-q8/v-deo.html
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п MAYBE POST AN ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC VIDEO AND NOT SOME OLD SERIES were the rebar could just be a bloody movie prop! ps.: all caps since capslock was in and to lazy to rewrite.
@@darokdeed on rebar front no need just hang out with long enough construction workers, a goup of blue collar people who need a certain level of strength, and are familiar with rebar, you know eventuality some will try an show off using it, hell the average rebar bender only gives you .5m to 1m leverage so anything longer and doing it by hand is actually easier
The nanotechnology swarms can have my other socks , I still have half a dozen single and lonely socks . But a few years ago, I came up with a solution . All of my socks are the same now . Thick black socks I can wear in my boots . If i lose one, it doesn't matter anymore as they all match with each other 😂
That second story, I wonder if it happens in the same universe as another story I remember. There was a pair of Space Ranger types, and it was a female Avian Xeno and a male Human, and they basically boarded a pirate vessel or ship seized by pirates and proceeded to tear all the pirates a new one. Could just be coincidence I guess, but they are similar enough it might be an extended series of heroic adventures.
Intergalactic - "This is the Highest form of Treason"
Humans - "Just wait until they realize that was just the first page"
"Who cares, I'm a pirate now!" Must be the most human thing I've ever heard.
Aye.
Aye!
Aye!
Hunan…..
AYE
1st story was literally just: Hippity hoppity IM TAKING YOUR PROPERTY
lol
On the first one: corrupt Union 'surrender or be declared pirates' humanity 'don't threaten us with a good time, we may just accept on our own terms'
"YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!"
Well shiver me timbers, and prepare the boarding parties
Drink up me hartys yo ho. (cue pirates of the caribbean music)
Pretty much the 40k community right now
Yar har fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me.
"We pirated the life support" If I was the guy saying this I'd be laughing maniacally as I walked down the halls. This would be absolutely euphoric. Just like a scene from a Disney movie.
Which movie?
Todays disney: you woud be a whoman!
@@martijnbrandt7553 they make the cring now
"This! Is a Human!"
"Dear god!"
"There's more."
"No!"
"What's your question Ambassador?"
"I've been releasing Humans!"
"What."
"You told me to!"
"How many?"
I've done nothing but release Humans for the last three Galactic cycles!"
"WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM?"
@@alexs5814 “Yes.”
Suddenly all there is is humans
Now i wish the second story was about an avian creature, that picked up a human, glued feathers to it, and Proclaimed "This is a chicken" to a council of Philospohists.
Behold! a Bird
So, the reverse Diogenes's antics?
@@TheCaptNoname yep.
🤣
@@TheCaptNoname What was the original?
Man, when I first read that first story, it got some genuine laughs out of me. Quite the fun read, and I'm super happy to see it here. I think you did the reading some right justice.
glad you enjoyed
I would have also added at the end there, as he was walking off the line "YO HO yo ho, the pirate life's for me!" as a last fuck you! XD
I love when they give us a reason to live up to Human Chaos. First story was hilarious. And story 2 earns a "Hail the Emperor!"
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Never give Terrans an excuse to become a Rogue Nation. We LOVE it
Story 2: We fooled you!!!!
I was drinking water when he read "...and the lawyer, now pirate, put on a tricorn hat." Emphasis on WAS. Now there is water all over the floor.
better than all over the screen
Man the bilge pump. Yo ho.
@@cortholiopezorama8879 Lol
Why do I just imagine him running Naruto style straight into the wall without changing pose and just head-butting it?
Because that’s something we would actually do
Now I'm imagining the space police beating the shit out of a human dressed as captain crunch while he screams "I'm a sovereign citizen."
Then 30 or 40 other well dressed men show up and show the space cops the proper way to do a beat down and lift the space cops bleeding in the street without transportation.
The second story... I have a feeling that the Humans told them what Cats do with Laser Pointers....
lol
That pirate was very cheeky but you have to give the guy credit for being classy because that was the appended be of class right there he basically was giving zero f's to a bunch of yellow belly cowards that behaved in a manner most dishonor but yet he basically was giving them the one digit salute in a very classical style one must ask yourself if you were in a situation like that
What would you do?
The mad lad pirated your punctuation!
"We pirated your life support" 🤣
Aye laddies! Let have a glass of rum to celebrate because who does not enjoy the thrill of the hunt.
@@Fortressofironblood1776
AYE CAPITAN.
Captain to crew let us set sail and plunder all riches from these people whom have offended us they acts need a serious spanking or we steal their lunch money. It's highschool again lads let have fun. End message
The first one is malicious compliance at its finest. Call humans pirates and we’ll be the best damn pirates in the universe.
yarg!
For the fallen Terran union, for the Pirates that replaced them, for the RICKROLL, and, for the Algorithm.
I recently replayed a video game called "Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction" that featured robotic space pirates.
And if I could, HELL YES would I sign on with Captain Romulus Slag, Scourge of the Galaxy!
The whole steampunk pirate lifestyle is going to be HUGE when humanity joins the galactic community and inevitably splinters into a thousand rogue factions of space pirates, colonial marines, cats, and spiky-haired anime protagonists.
They open the document of the rebellion
*NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP-*
alien dictator: surrender or be labeled as pirates!
human(just after leaving EVERY alien in the room down the hall panicked): Yo, ho, haul together
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die!
I know that the first story was meant to be a joke. But I actually drew up a model for what I considered to be an ideal society once and it was very similar to what this story described. Essentially, there would be no central government beyond a constitution that laid out, in detail, everyone's rights, privileges, responsibilities, and the consequences for violating said rights and each individual household would function as a quasi independent state.
Seems almost anarchist. If all you have to maintain order is a document, it won't actually be enforced unless the enforcer decides it happens to be in their best interest. Plus no maintenance of communal resources, like roads, etc.
@@justinthompson6364 The paper went into more detail. As far as enforcement goes, each citizen would be given basic combat and weapons training so that individual communities could handle their own security. There are more than enough real world examples of small communities maintaining order and stability within their own borders to make me think this is possible.
It would hardly be perfect but it would be much less susceptible to the issues that always result from centralized power.
@@Warrior-Of-Virtue And someone just provides this training out of the goodness of their heart? Moreover, what happens when the problem goes beyond isolated bandits and clear-cut internal incidents? If a more powerful community decides to conquer or exploit a weaker community, nobody is compelled to stop them. If people convince themselves or are convinced by a charismatic figure that something isn't so bad a la lynch mobs, who stands up for the guy nobody likes or everyone thinks is guilty?
As I understand it, the only difference between the proposed society and collection of ancient city-states is a toothless constitution. I'm sure the whole thing is much more detailed, but without any institutions to act on it, that's all it really is. Centralizing too much power begs would-be tyrants to take it, but scattering it completely invites a different sort of tyranny.
i wouldn't even give it 100 years for a bet before a civilization like that breaks down
Thanks for a good one. Best one in the last couple weeks, but I can't really put words to the difference.
glad you enjoyed
The only limitation of humanity uniting in space piracy finding enough hats.
Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirates life for me!
Lawfare and pirates - Love it! Well done Squirrels
“Surrender or be labeled Pirates.”
“Yaharr it is then”
lol
Anyone else imagine the politician turned pirate speaking in Jack Sparrow’s voice?
for the first story I initially thought the rather annoying song was going to be a rickroll, now I think its a loop of "you are a pirate"
Its all I can do to not go around everyday with a peacoat, flint lock pistol and a saber
*Eggs in Mustard Sauce*
Ingredients:
*•Eggs*
*•25g butter*
*•5ml mustard (1 tspn)*
*•5ml vinegar (1 tspn)*
*•A pinch of salt*
Method:
*Boil the eggs for 5 to 6 min. While the eggs are boiling, put the butter in a small saucepan and heat it. When the butter has melted and begins to turn brown, take it off the heat. Stir in the salt, mustard and vinegar, and when the eggs are ready remove the shells, cut them into quarters and put them on a warm dish. Heat up the sauce again and pour it over the eggs. You can eat it with a side of fried potatoes or whatever.*
Ok but why?
Why do I keep seeing you?
Came here for sci-fi, left with sauce recipe.
The sauce
Nom nom nom.
Humans, the newest species and weapon in the arsenal!
Is that a Human in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
@@garysmith3037 them: *pulls pit human* it's a human frack off
First story: FYI we also pirated ALL of your media.
yarg
Humans any reason have a cool hat and a sword we will use to screw up for people we hate
Ok, I love the “humans are the Hulk” hfy stories, but a metal wall is a metal wall. How strong was this guy?
Probably their definition of "thick" is about as thick as a soda can.
That or their walls are made of a very weak metal.
@@cursedhfy3558 exactly there are many strong metals that have same look as the weak one's what if they just made one weak metal look like a strong metal just for a show
You will be surprised, but the average Homo sapiens is able to bent a 2 mm thick steel... with one finger,
or tie the rebar in a knot. ua-cam.com/video/Rw1QIF9B-q8/v-deo.html
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п MAYBE POST AN ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC VIDEO AND NOT SOME OLD SERIES were the rebar could just be a bloody movie prop!
ps.: all caps since capslock was in and to lazy to rewrite.
@@darokdeed on rebar front no need just hang out with long enough construction workers, a goup of blue collar people who need a certain level of strength, and are familiar with rebar, you know eventuality some will try an show off using it, hell the average rebar bender only gives you .5m to 1m leverage so anything longer and doing it by hand is actually easier
The nanotechnology swarms can have my other socks , I still have half a dozen single and lonely socks . But a few years ago, I came up with a solution .
All of my socks are the same now . Thick black socks I can wear in my boots .
If i lose one, it doesn't matter anymore as they all match with each other 😂
I'll bet all of my riches that the song was "Never Gonna Give You Up" lmao
I WILL PROTECT THE SOCKS, EMPEROR.
Not gonna lie when you said "we pirated the life support" you sounded like Sir Patrick Stewart.
cool , thank you
Personally I'd have stolen the ships as well
Greetings! We are Humans, and we are the members of the anarchic sovereign states, or ASS for short.
lol
You forgot one very important thing mate, he is The Captain Jack Sparrow!
*cue the music*
dum dum duuuuuuuum
Gotta love pirates man, gotta love 'em!
The Union? Was Rick-rolled weren't they
If they were dealing with humanity it would not be the first time
Ain't that the truth we even love Rick-rolling each other
My God... For that first story, I was imagining "Rick Rolling" Now I have to go look the song up just so I can hear it. XD
In the first story I am certain that the song was He’s a Pirate.
Rick roll.
Question: which is which?
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Bet a bunch of the humans go "Viking" muhahahaha!
They totally Rick rolled the aliens
For the eternal algorithm
For the algorithm
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For The Algorithm
The first one was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen XD.
:)
Its a pirate's life for me!
Both stories were a great laugh.
glad you enjoyed
Lemme Guess... The Lawyer was called Roger?
That second story, I wonder if it happens in the same universe as another story I remember. There was a pair of Space Ranger types, and it was a female Avian Xeno and a male Human, and they basically boarded a pirate vessel or ship seized by pirates and proceeded to tear all the pirates a new one. Could just be coincidence I guess, but they are similar enough it might be an extended series of heroic adventures.
First story bippity boppity mess with us and we make your life hell
They should make this in a TV show Union Law and Order.
Bless the Narrator
For the algorithm
The first one is funny af
glad you enjoyed
There better not be uncooked chicken in the second one...
Edit
Well I suppose the bird was technically uncooked.
Love your vids!
glad you enjoy
Both were hilarious. Thanks!
glad you enjoyed
"Bloody Pirates!"
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen...
yarg
WE ARE PIRATES!
XD
For the Algorithm!
For The Algorithm
Yarr! Avast ye!
keeper going
kept going
Nice
:)
For the algorithm and the narrator.
For the algorithm
Just one thing to say, Humanity Hell yeah
Hell Yea
This was great.
Help I've subscribed but the nanotechnology swarms keep stealing my socks!
it sometimes can take time for the order to make it out to the swarm
Ya gotta subscribe harder
Bad eggs for the algorithm.
For The Algorithm
My God, it's full of arrrs.
It's a pirates life for me~! Yo ho ho fetch me some rum!
Yo ho ho
Unfortunately keel-hauling would be difficult to do...
This was great!!
glad you enjoyed
We all know that was a Rick roll in the first one
Yes
Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
yo ho ho
Humans are space parrots?
kekaw
But you have heard of me
I'm running out of socks D:
hmmm i shall reports that to the swarm
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
Yo ho ho
I will comment on every single video you post next
i try and do the same :)
So wtf was the second story? A giant Alien bird and a human?
basically
F.T.A.
For The Algorithm
FTA
For the algorithm
217th, 19 March 2023
For the Algorithim.
For the Algorithim
For the author!
For the narrator!!
For the algorithm!!!
and, just because:. The Waffle House has found a new host.
For the algorithm
For the algorithm
For the Captain, Break out the rum!
For the algorithm
For the algorithm