FBI Seized Nuclear Docs Stolen by Trump at Mar-a-Lago, GOP Hypocrites Shrug: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump apparently stashing highly classified documents about the nuclear capabilities of a foreign nation at Mar-a-Lago and reportedly bragging to friends that he had intelligence about the French president’s sex life.
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FBI Seized Nuclear Docs Stolen by Trump at Mar-a-Lago, GOP Hypocrites Shrug: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Ted Cruz is awfully high on that horse for somebody who ran away like a bi+ch and blamed it on his daughters.
& MY POWER STILL GOES OUT ALL THE TIME!
Please donate to/vote for BETO if you are willing and able to. 💙
25daysAmonth Yes and while you are promoting destruction of our democracy !! Lets set up transportation system in Mexico to
aid and expedite the flow of fentanyl and unvaxed illegals immigrants into our country !! Yes get rid of Cruz he wants a secure border !!
Abbott must be re elected
I'm in Northern California right now, but born and raised in Arizona. What Newsom is asking is what we have ALWAYS done in Arizona. Thermostats are always set at 78°, and people understand heat, including my family in Texas. Ted Cruz is a lying boil on the butt of humanity.
And needs to be lanced!
Newsome is also trying to ban gas cars and have electric cars in 2035 wonder how the power grid will handle that.
I live in AZ the governor never ever told us how to heat or cool or houses. The power companies ran ads to let us know as a courtesy.
@@andya2665 I loved the old cartoon of the mailman carrying a giant screw and the line is "Look! Here comes the APS bill!"
Same in Australia… we often have to conserve power on the hottest days
I know you're a late night show but I watch these clips every morning and it's a great way to start the day. The news is going to be awful no matter what, but I can't tell you how comforting it is to laugh about it with the undertone of "I am just as upset as you are, this is ridiculous"
Seen the now-three GOP-Videos of ‚Some More News’?
There was a time, sir, when the USA was a great manufacturer, when the people had respect and unity for one another, when kids respected their elders. The GOP destroyed this.
@kaz
which also underscores the reality that it is not that important to hear about this stuff, up to the minute. You might as well sleep soundly and hear the
latest laughable-but-not-that-funny news, and get it from a source where at least they have taken ten seconds to consider the possible impact of it.
@@Mens_Room_Tampon_Peddler
yeah maybe, but there is further irony:
1) we were the envy of the world for factory output, during WWII when we functioned as a militaristic socialism
2) during that period, random citizens were NOT especially tolerant of one another; the military was only racially integrated AT THE END OF THE WAR
and obviously the 1960's racial unrest removed any doubt that the rest of society was not following the Truman order
3) nor was there especially unity once we no longer had a common enemy to fight against. As well, anti-war and leftist sentiment (such as unionism)
was actively suppressed by pervasive goverment intrusion into media
4) maybe kids respected their elders. maybe kids and elders just avoided one another and kids did not speak their minds
5) I question whether the GOP destroyed that which only vaguely existed, but they certainly do extoll the virtues of an idealized period
in the past
6) so does the religious right
I love how he says we really dont know what was there, while they show a slow panning shot of all the classified documents they found after he said he already turned them all in.
Rubio, the ranking member of the Senate Intelligence Committee, needs to be removed from his post.
I read this comment as I listened to his honest, intelligent, fair comments on security risks. I couldn't understand why you'd want him removed... until I then realized he was a total trash talking hypocrite.
Cruz literally left us Texans during the worst winter storm in 15+ years. A few people literally froze to death, and we suffered for days without power. As IF Cruz couldn’t get any lower…
Cruz, Rubio the GOP who defend TFG, aka as the sludge at the bottom of a water treatment facility! We need more flushing, like TFG did in the toilets!
Vote him out!! 🖖🇺🇸
He’s powered by hypocrisy and Mickey on Pluto fantasies.
California is about to have rolling blackouts....again....better blame the State Senator
Lol, expecting consistency from liberals 🤣 😆
Found those trolling with silly radical and cognitive distortions. Surprise, surprise. Must have nothing better to do
Right wingers: “This isn’t transparent enough!”
*The DOJ puts out further information or photos*
Same right wingers: “Stop telling us stuff! You’re politicising it!”
Right Wingers: Cancel Culture is the devil!
Also Right Wingers: Free Market is great!
This comment has been redacted for the purpose of national security.🤣
Nailed it.
Young Turks
Out of all the late shows Seth’s show always has me grinning the most…thanks
Is it being politicized Rubio?!?!?! The hypocrisy literally makes me sick.
LIttle Marco: “This document thing is just a storage issue.“ Jeffery Dahmer: “I also had a storage issue”
🤣🤣🤣
Dahmer had a disposal issue, as well...
@@RealBradMiller Jesus Brad, NO ONE can eat a WHOLE human body in one sitting! Give the guy a break.
@@tubegoob1 😅🤣
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@@tubegoob1 LMFAO
I am sooo very grateful for people like you Seth.
Excellent. The hiatus was interminable for us
The fact that Marco Rubio is able to stand without a spine is a medical miracle...
It's equally shocking that he's not been approached by Guinness Records for having two COMPLETE faces on the same skull.
Exactly!
Must of had a surgical consult to get rods placed to hold up his spine.
Every Democrat stands without a spine so not unusual.
@@hardcastle4419 Pretty bold from the party whose excuse for voting against convicting Trump in the Senate after his impeachment was "It's ok, he can be held accountable once he's no longer president." And now look at the cowards.
So sick and,tired of being sick and tired of that thing that became president in 2016. Thank you Seth and crew for helping take it one more day.
Same here in UK with Brexit and Tories, totally unfit to govern as all they do is line their own pockets and their mates.
@@anguswiebe sounds like it wasn’t a difficult task… but ok buddy..
@@anguswiebe Why do you Trump supporters have to lie and demean other people to justify your choice?
It's rare I hear a Democrat insulting other people to justify their choice. If you like Trump's lying, racism and fascist ways you live in a country that allows you to vote for him.
How is it that Seth turned you red? What platform did you vote on before and what values are you looking to support? Also if you don't like Seth and have been "Turned Red", why are you still watching?
I challenge you to answer this without:
1) Whataboutism
2) Insulting Democrats
3) Insulting me, Seth or anyone else
4) Throwing information around of zero factual basis
He better not win again!
That thing that became ‘president’ never really became President. He never rose above being a clown with a crown and a criminal con. He was only presidential to his cult, the circus goers who love clowns 🤡.
My father worked at Lockheed during the 50s and 60s. He worked on secret military projects.
The "what do you do at work, daddy ?" question was NEVER answered, up to the day he died.
He was just an ex marine and regular guy, he was trusted with secrets because he was "trust worthy"
Now we have a looser in a beach resort holding (and maybe sharing) government documents in his unsecured resort for other losers with money.,
remember the Saudis that we there for a golf tournament ?
3:03 😄Seth sounds like John Mulaney.
I live in Texas, and our grid was on the brink of needing rolling blackouts this summer, just like California's. Our grid operators DID tell us to conserve energy to keep the grid going, just as Governor Gavin did. I also froze my a$$ off in the "Big Freeze" two years ago, while Cancun Cruz took off to Mexico.
We did too. Froze in snowpocalypse!
Ditto. Cruz has a lot of nerve to say anything, when he took off to Mexico while the rest of us were freezing.
I thought teddy boi spent 16 hour days loading water into car trunks. What you say, photo op? Teddy would never deceive voters would he?
And left his little dog at home too with no food or heat. If they did give him water it probably froze over.
That’s what really boils my blood.
Same here. I spent three days without electricity during that storm. What kept me alive? Huddling under every blanket and towel I could find with my dog and cat. My students were stuck on campus without food. Their pipes froze and burst and some literally had to walk miles in the snow to find food and water.
Maggots: Demand the details of the search be released!
DOJ and FBI: There were nuclear secrets.
Maggots: No fair the DOJ is leaking information!
This is so true! I went back and watched the news clips and they (maggots) complained about the inventory list of items seized. So the FBI released more details. Then they (maggots) complained that the DOJ was releasing sensitive info. Seth should've included this since he'd been gone for most of it. Good review of the flip flop by the GOP, same as like the Rubio clips.
TDS
@@hardcastle4419 Yes, The Daily Show.
The point is they are only leaking just enough information to feed your hysteria. "Nuclear documents" is just specific enough to make you think it's serious, yet still vague enough that it could be literally anything. It's part of the mass formation psychosis they have used to drive your TDS for 6 years now
@@MrGgabber FYI, "Trump Deranged Syndrome" is what people who follow the trump cult suffer from. Not the other way around. But hey, we're not surprised you got it backwards. Seems to fit that way.
Trump in 2016, "I love wikileaks."
Just a reminder of how Republicans felt about leaks when the leaks involved Hillary Clinton.
"For disbarred personal injury lawyers"...LOL!
Hypocrites on display. The Rubio interviews are damning.
Ah, the Hippock-Ritz ... a hotel full of anti-Liberals ...
You know the President can declassify any document?
@@apprenticephil649 The _sitting_ President can, yes.
The Democrat party is the birth place of hypocrisy
@@apprenticephil649 It's a bit more involved than that. 🤡
My late father used to say: "Defend a liar and they make a liar out of you. Defend a fool and they make an ass out of you."
Well we see a combination of the two paraded on right wing tv. And throughout your country.
Sounds like yours is squeaky clean.
You win a Kewpie doll.
@@g0679 He is a better person then you'll ever be. Just focus on your roubles, St. Petersbot.
Just like the orange mans lawyers needing lawyers..
Your father was a very bright man!
so proud Seth made it through 3 days in a row without getting sick or taking time off !
How absolutely nuts. What happens now. People are. Smarter than that.,
The best Eric clip was when he said they wouldn't find anything in the search and i quote "you will only find a note from me telling how proud i am of him and what a good of a job he was doing as president" WHY did u need a note. I would just tell my dad that
omg he is so embarrassing
It was probably done in bullet points with pictures, because we all know that is the only way T$$$$ will take anything in. He certainly doesn't listen to anyone
He writes notes because he fears his dad's gaze. Hard to read an elderly manic man eyes.
That is why a sacrifice of taco bowls to his father is needed before any interaction.
I assume every room is covered in notes like that to placate Trump
But your dad will actually take your calls...sad Eric is sad.
GOP + Trump: "NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW!! We must have LAW AND ORDER!"
Also GOP + Trump: "We have an exception to this..."
People still vote for these clowns. That's the saddest part.
Sad and dangerous.
BS, Hunter, and Hillery are, snd other democrats.
I voted for trump twice you voted for a potato that sniff’s kid’s you played yourself
@@peterdebrie 10% for the big guy
You voted for a potato because msnbc told you so you played yourself
Pathetic was my Mom's favorite word for people who do monumentally stupid, illegal things and declare they had permission. In the mango mouth's case, he got permission from mtg, another incredibly stupid person. Sigh...
Seth is the ONLY person on tv who should do Trump,Guliani etc. impersonations. He is SO spot on! But not creepy/scary. Good job Seth!
Great call outs!!👏🤣 Hypocrisy and ridiculousness exposed! - Again!👏
The former guy might know illicit details of Macron's love life, but they pale in comparison to what Putin knows about his.
putin has better kompromat than that. who cares about trumps sex life. financial life could be much more interesting. or his possible ties to kgb since 1980's
yeppers
Wow, first time I delve into the dark blue web of liberal delusion, no surprises here....after all that time investigating Russia gate and found nothing, you're still invoking Putin? Trump Derangement Syndrome is a serious disease. You won the election and are still so butt hurt, why?
Thats right. I forgot about the pissing on prostitutes video he contributed on Porn Hub!
He probably only took that because Mel decided to sleep in another bed xD
Well done, as usual. Loved the Marco Rubio Hypocrite clip.
I was in absolute SHOCK watching that part. Felt like a Twilight Zone moment until Seth revealed that it was a “butter emails” clip.
"no, I like the way it brings the room together" that killed me 😂😂😂
Finally, all of you, be like-minded, be sympathetic, love one another, be compassionate and humble.
Some legal changes are required to restore public confidence: 1) Anyone running for president or for the house or the senate must be required by law to release tax records for 10 years, and every year during their service. 2) The executive privilege should not apply if it relates to any criminal investigation. 3) Any president must be subject to criminal prosecution regardless of being in office or out of office. 4) All the local and federal judges must be elected by people every five years. 5) All the supreme court Judges must be elected by the people every 10 years. 6) All the members of congress, both house and senate, must have term limits of serving four terms. 7) The idea of legalizing Bribery as "Campaign contribution" must be eliminated. 8) The idea of allowing corporations to offer Bribes as "Campaign Contributions" must be eliminated.....
Hillary was going to handle your #8.
She was going to ask Congress to overturn Citizens United, which made corporations people and allowed unlimited campaign contributions to candidates.
Agree with every single one.
I also agree with each one with the exception of congressional term limits.
*5 terms in the House
*2 terms in the Senate
I wonder if trumpists could agree on this one. If they can't, they have truly lost it.
That is a great start!.
Suggestion for the Republican Party: Change your mascot to the Hagfish. It's technically a vertebrate but lacks a spine. When threatened it releases a mass of slime to entangle and confuse it's enemies.
If that doesn't scream Republican I don't know what does.
OMG How apropos!
I’m going to do use this!
@@melissaorellana6951 hagfish Rethuglicans
And now I just watched a video entitled "Reeling In HORRIFIC Hagfish" and I'm holding you responsible. Damn.
I'll see your Hagfish and raise you a Bot Fly.
What a good name for Biden he didn't even have the balls to chose his own VP
"...pool starts with P, P rhymes with T and T stands for Trouble."
- professor Harold Hill
I hope your vacation was wonderful!!! Now, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! I am so glad to have you back 😊😊
I'm sure we've all taken home the occasional highly classified document or two and forgot to take it back, like a library book.
Who hasn't? Let he among us who has no nuclear secrets on the floor of his closet cast the first stone.
Yea i think i have a few in my storage space 🙃 😅
@@charlesbridges3991 I just keep mine in the car....
my dogs usually eat my top secret docs.
My ex-husband did. Why he brought it home, I don't know.
I think it should also be noted Trump was the first one to mention the FBI raid. It would have been kept quiet if he didn't "troth" about it or whatever.
Good ol’ troth central
Yep
@@macadamianacademy - I thought it was "troth senshul"
@@MkeKen67 ohhhh... See, here I was thinking it was Troth Sential... Your spelling makes much more sense, because it's more Trump-like. Sential is too sophisticated of a spelling for him to have come up with. I should have known it would be a phonetic spelling.
Lol, no it wouldn't have. The FBI consistently leaks to the media
The irony of Ted Cruz talking about energy conservation is so beyond pathetic.
Thank God Im Canadian. I feel your pain guys.
“I would say the man knew how to tweet but he clearly didn’t, and that’s what made it so special.” 😂
Trump Jr: "You can call my Dad a traitor, but don't you dare call him a slob!"
Great logic there.
I thought that was Eric 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤨
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Goes to show that his bizarrely fragile ego was inherited by at least one of his crotch goblins.
The idea that being perceived as a slob is worse than being perceived as a criminal is a testament to how much these people believe they can get away with. America, the world is both laughing at you and shaking its head in disbelief. If you want to retain any semblance of dignity on the international stage, arrest a criminal for crimes.
His desk and surrounding office was filthy, per the photo out there recently.
But... He's such a traitorous slob though....
The hotel-newspaper joke was SO OLD-PEOPLE. I'm 43 and I've been traveling the country with my dog for 18 months and not one single time have I ever been given (the option) to get a newspaper. It just made me laugh really hard, like there is one random old guy on the writing staff who spent a lot of time in upper-class hotels like 20 years ago. :) Still my favorite late-night!
Brilliant! As usual. Thanks mucho!
" Macron a trois." Hilarious!😂🤗👍
Seth and his writers are essential for America’s mental health. Like a warm cup of progressive tea. ☕️
I agree completely, it's got to take a lot of work to produce these closer look segments day in and day out even during the pandemic. I'm a 64-year-old nurse working in a large Urban hospital in the middle of a red state in the Midwest, if it wasn't for folks like Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Sam Bee and Trevor Noah I probably would have killed myself in the last year or two
@@oneirishpoet I hear you. I grew up in South Louisiana and now live in Florida so I can relate! Not sure if your last sentence was serious or not, but if it is…I’m glad you’re here! Sending love your way!
@@oneirishpoet It is my experience nurses are angels on earth. I wish all nurses the very best.
You guys know nothing's been found, right? How many times are team Blue gonna go after Trump with their dicks in their hand? You ain't getting a tug...and you still won't apologize for Russia gate.... meanwhile Biden calling half the country fascists...yeah, real progressivism at work.
As long as the catharsis isn't pacifying.
Props to the ‘make all the money neat’ - ‘brings the room together’ joke writer(s). Big Mitch Hedberg energy.
🤣I agree! It's a great joke. 💙
Is the "Big Lebowski" reference so obvious that it doesn't need mention?
Maybe...
So glad you are back on air.❤
Excellent. Well done. Well said.
What will happen to all those people who saw what they were packing up and did it anyway?
And, as top secret, when not in secured facility, are kept under lock and key briefcase on the guard’s wrist, read then returned to the facility, who was in on it to bribe the guard, or was it the guard himself, that let that dud keep the docs? Game of clue, briefcase, key, docs in -- room stolen by -- to be found in Florida…
This week has been such a relief with having Seth back.
I can breathe🙌🏼🙌🏼
I know right, both Seth and Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel were gone for weeks and I was going a little crazy, I can only take so much of the mainstream media reporting on this insanity
Been a pleasant time without him actually, only real news being broadcast.
@@wyattfamily8997 lol says the person who cares so much about these shows that’s they read the comments 🤣😂🤣❄️
@@hardcastle4419 how many times are you gonna comment this under this video… seems to me that someone else might be the lunatic here…
Disappointed by Seth and crew that there was no show on this past Monday because of the Emmy's. We all knew he wasn't going to get one no matter what the jackals say.... 😉
I only roast the ones I love. I love the show!! You deserve an Emmy and I can't wait until you're back. Hopefully tonight
One of the best! Thank you!
Correction: wasn’t it Cruz’s wife who invited their friends to Cancun in a group chat and their friends ratted them out?
That can't be true, Ted Cruz doesn't have any friends.
@@Itcouldbebunnies 😂😂😂💯
@@Itcouldbebunnies And according to Trump, Ted's wife is ugly. Ted was fine with that. What a d-bag.
@@Itcouldbebunnies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤨
2020 to 2021 was pretty bad then 2022 said hold my beer. Now I can hear 2023 off in the distance yelling hold my keg.
Hilarious 😂🤣
Is that what I keep hearing? Lord help us!
Oh my gawd, best closing comment ever! I almost choked, great to have youse guys back regardless.
His dog should sue him for neglect & bite him in his tutu!!!!😂🤣😭❗
So, he fully understands the danger of improperly handling classified documents, and doesn't care about the risks to all of us. What a traitor.
You know the President can declassify any document right?
@@apprenticephil649 not nuclear documents and why can't anyone find a paper trail of trump declassifying any documents? And why did the national archives say theres no record of trump declassifying any documents? Trump talked about wanting to declassify documents but never did it. Also its illegal for trump to have taken the documents from the white house because they belong to the national archives and the government whether they're declassified or not. Why didn't any of the documents found have a declassified stamp on it?
@@apprenticephil649I think kierkegaardrulez left out a bit. Let me try to fill it in.
So, he fully understands the danger of improperly handling documents that may or may not have been declassified, but still contain the information that made them classified previously, thereby putting national security at risk as well as the lives of those people that acquired that information, and doesn't care about the risks to all of us. What a traitor.
Does that help?
@Spit Dragon what's your deal, dude?
Trump only cares about himself, those documents were leverage, stolen to enrich a not very smart crook. Any semi intelligent person would know the documents would be missed and they'd be tracked down.
I really hope the foreign power he had info on is revealed and it's a major ally of the US. That level of international sh*tstorm might bring some of the GOP back to reality.
This cat who left us to freeze in Texas...
I slept on the floor with no power freezing for four days in front of the fireplace in the living room. Eff this guy.
If I never hear about Mar-a-Lago again it will be too soon.
Thank you Seth.
Left his constituents AND ABANDONED HIS DOG!!! Don’t forget the dog!
The miniature white poodle named Snowflake 🤦♀️
@@mariag.8242 #justiceforsnowflake
*Oh, Rudy! You did it again!*
I miss when Seth Meyers said that!
Indeed me too 😄
Rudy Guiliani for special master! 🤡
And now they think he carried some boxes to one of his other country club....
This guy is hilarious, good job Seth 👍🏽
Did... did the walrus get caught with his flipper down his pants again? Aw.
Ted Cruz to his neighbors: “Don’t be ***holes!”
Ted Cruz’s Neighbors: “You first!”
Ted Cruz looks like you are the one hole Trump's first 🕳️ along with Lindsey Graham you're all three of mine
Texans: We hate mexicans!
Also Texans: Let's vote for Ted Cruz!
They have the spines of “WORMS” 😂😂😂
Seth and writers ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I totally love Closer Look! Seth Myers delivers it so well! The jokes are so good! I'm glad you are back from your summer break!
sheep.
@@shlepmessing8703 Correct, you are. Bahhhhhhhh.
a slice of Jon Stewart style.
Seth is hilarious, but I'm concerned that American Democracy is ending.
America is not a democracy, and never has been.
@Jacob Loucks
🇺🇸 Constitutional Republic
@Jacob Loucks so you are against having any say? Do you rather be told what to do like a dictatorship than? 🤔
I mean if you don't want to be able to vote you could always "move to another country" like some others like to say...
@@b.41879 lol, kinda like whats happening currently under the
"biden admin"
remember mandatory vaccines?
"Spines of worms" - good line!
Love you Seth!!!! ❤️
Correction: The photo of documents was not leaked to the press. It was part of a court filing. You’re playing into their narrative.
I thought the same, but wasn't sure.
haha I didnt say anything about that cuz I knew fpack of jackals were on it. We missed you Seth and crew.
All of the "leaks" they talk about were from court filings. Marco Rubio knows this. It's a narrative they have to paint, to give their viewers an enemy. They're quite good at it.
If I remember correctly, Trump is the one that told DOJ to release specifics
They were leaked the night before the gave them to the court. It's also been proven that photo is doctored.
I would say this was probably one of his best monologues. Felt like he really found his voice in this one.
Well, he's kind of got - what has it been - three weeks? A month? Of absolute absurdity that he's missed while he's been gone. He should have great stuff to work with. As it is, these jokes practically write themselves.
My favourites are the Over-Educated One and when he accidentally called Spirit Airlines Sprint Airlines.
Hey, kudos to you Californians. Well done.
my heart is broken learning that about Henry "The Fonz" Winkler :(
As a worm farmer my jackal fingers started typing immediately when you mentioned the Ted Cruz had worms on the brain and then go figure you mentioned the one worm in the world that isnt a worm, it’s the grub in a tequila bottle
"as a Worm farmer" must be the most oddly specific answer to the question "who makes you an expert on this?" Well done good sir, as a sea ice scientist I'll toast you!
@@charlykatbat4468 F in the chat for your soon to be extinct career prospects
Lmao!
@@charlykatbat4468 Sadly, Matthew is incorrect. Grubs grow up to be beetles. The "worm" in the bottle is a moth larva, aka caterpillar. And, as Flame says below, it's in some mezcals, not tequila.
Thanks for calling these scum bags out Seth.
Didn't see you in a while and just realized that I certainly missed out on lots of laughs.
It is so relieving to follow your narrative of some really bad stuff, love you for that
I live in north Texas and froze my ass off in the great blackout too. But when the power came back on at my place before my elderly fathers house he came to stay with me. Unlike Cancun Cruz , he brought his dog with him. If I'm sleeping in a warm bed , so is he.
Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham get so much time in the spotlight that I often forget that Marco Rubio is almost equally as pathetic
And Trump is still walking free after all of this..
Right???? I feel like ... this man needs to go. And they need to get rid of him and any Supreme court justices on his side. And his case needs to be tried by a judge he DIDN'T ELECT HIMSELF. FFFFFFFF!!!!! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.
@@janismoher9206
I know exactly how you feel...but we must ''De-Frustrate''...ourselves...other wise,
we'll make ourselves sick...like 'Nana'..says. Relax Janis, if it's only in sessions.
De-Flate the ''Frustration''..😂..you/we must...we have no choice. Don't become sick
over this Mess...Stay as healthy as you can...Don't allow your brain to tell you, you're
Frustrated...Call it a Liar....Proclaim...Peace within your 'Self'...it's difficult in times
but you're the Only One..🥰.who can make it 'WORK'...as we all are.
Well not exactly...I've had ''Jesus''...in my life...since a child...I had to go back to Him,
to 'Apologize'..'Repent'...a little crying...but I'm good to go ''NOW''...Got my Peace back,
I'm ready for ''Whatever?''... Join Me All...Peace😇
@@hardcastle4419 They do, do they? 🤣🤪
The GOP flip-flops so much and throws so many curveball, I feel like I should sue for damages.
Love,love,love the twitter joke! Gosh it is sooo nice to actually be able to wake up in the morning and just have your own thoughts to have to deal with!
Ted is like a Wolverine in a universe where diet and exercise doesn't exist and communication only functions 40% of the time because the other 60% is lying and one-upism
Nice simile...I get hints of Salvador Dalí...but the palate tastes like wet dog...makes me kinda gag. Good job! 👍 Lol
Good one.
And Rubio is a malfunctioning robot or a talking haircut.
And yes his skeleton was coated in Adamantium, but it was removed during the procedure and donated to a young patient in desperate need of a backbone, because Ted decided he didn't really need one.
Don't forget grunting!
There is no politicization in a criminal investigation of espionage by a former president that was caught red-handed. Two sides? Being a former Military Policeman, I believe the FBI did a GREAT job.
Quite agree
Hahahahahahahahaha, a "sheeple" speaks.
Thank you Johnnie. First for your service and secondly for speaking the truth.
@@wyattfamily8997: oops, you forgot to make a point.
The FBI are all far left wing lunatics.
Thank you 🙏🏼
Very good. Seth is the best.
The escalating alternative names for Marred Logo are absolutely killer, some of the best of Seth’s recurring gags. 🤣🤣
Mar-a-Lardo is my favorite 😁
seth's by far my favorite late night host but i have to say, kimmel's team are the best when it comes to the alternate names. a day or two ago they called steve bannon "hobo himmler" - i almost choked on my PBJ XD
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Meanwhile, in Jackson, Mississippi, Gov Tate Reeves has a water truck outside his mansion while the residents can't drink, or even shower in their tap water.
Excellent Seth!!
So they call it a basement. But sea level is higher than an actual basement would be in Palm Beach. So how low can you go before the basement floods?
It's crazy how people could be so shameless. Is that's what being a politician is all about?
For some people it literally is. As long as it owns the libs nothing else matters.
Only if you're talking about crooked politicians. Take a look at Bernie Sanders or AOC - they are always consistent in their statements and positions.
Churchill, Merkel, Zelensky, Gandhi, also politicians. The Founding Fathers were too. The Constitution is a political document. So...
@@emaarredondo-librarian umm yeah... but what does that have to do with this comment?
Of course it's not what it is all about. It's about being a liar with special capabilities to deceive those who love lies.
My late father was a US Army officer, specializing in intelligence. As such, he had high level access to some of our nation's secrets. His post-Army retirement gig included taking a trip to the Pentagon, with a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. Dad and our entire family often groaned through hearing that hackneyed quip about "military intelligence" being a contradiction of terms.I
Mercifully, he passed away before The Trumpster took office, and therefore didn't live to see that FBI crime scene photo, Exhibit 2A, of several ultra-secret cover sheets and redacted docs strewn across the Mar-a-Lago carpet floor.
As an Electronic Countermeasures Officer, my husband flew EA-6B Prowlers (planes which jammed enemy radar) for many years. Later, he became a Tactical Affairs Officer, where he was responsible for coordinating threat evaluation. and defense of whatever aircraft carrier he was serving on. There were very few of these officers, and should the Commanding Officer be unreachable to receive important information and to issue orders, TAO’s could, for example, scramble jets if a threat seemed imminent. I say this to point out that my husband had a clearance lateral in several ways to Trump’s (not nuclear information, I guess), though we do have friends who are Nuclear Service Warfare Officers, and they do deal with a number of detailed information and application of nuclear carriers and subs. Some of us were talking about this latest Trump crime, and someone said that if he had brought home 1/4 of 1 page of Trump’s hoard, he would have been 1 mile below Ft. Leavenworth by the next day. I don’t understand any of how 45 gets away with everything. He’s going to be President again, isn’t he? Okay, now I have put myself in a serious panic attack about this, Trump, in general, not being good for somebody who has panic Disorder and GAD.
@@lstapes7 thank you for sharing that information and like you I’m outraged that trump hasn’t already been imprisoned. It is unfathomable the damage he has done to our country.
Read Daniel Patrick Monahagns book on secrecy in government. The vast majority of it is nonsense. My brother was an E-3 with Top Secret clearance- it’s meaningless.
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@My mastiff slobbers - "He’s going to be President again, isn’t he?"
Yes I think you're probably right. So many are willing to confuse his crass manner for transparency and honesty. So many are willing to think that those critical of him are part of vast conspiracy to smear him. So many Christians are willing ignore his divisive hateful rhetoric, his moral bankruptcy and his association white supremacists. He's like Hitler but far less likeable...
I think at its core support for this turd of a human being comes from a feeling of alienation. That the progressives have lost touch with the common man. They support him as he speaks of returning to a time when the world wasn't big complex and scary; that things are black and white and any negative press is simply the tactics of a liberal enemy to weaken their moral resolve.
However if he is imprisoned for his many, many crimes I'm going to frame a picture of him in handcuffs and put in in my bathroom :)
Anyone regards files in the White House as commodities for future leverage should be deprived of his/her rights to run for president FOREVER, in my honest opinion.
Henry Winkler almost never leaves the room without a stolen prop in his pocket. :))))) This kind of jokes is why I love this show.
Omg omg omg😂😂😂
I love love love Seth!!!
No one else even comes close to making me laugh this hard!!!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Glad you guys got a chance to relax. You Wally and Closer Look were missed!!
I know right, I'm glad they're able to take a few weeks off but when they come back I have to watch it show two or three times just to get my fix!
But not Scollins. ***shudder***
You know the thing about Scollins…he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes..
Shoulda given Wally the desk while Seth was out on vacation. Then force Seth to resume his show sans cuecards while Wally unwinds in the tropics.
I hope Henry Winkler saw this and had a well-deserved laugh
Cruz sounds like Urkel swallowed a kazoo. Spot on, brilliant and hilarious !!!
You just said "exactly" what I was about to say, Seth. The minute you mentioned "cruz".