You Can't Get Off This Train

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This train is scary... spooky ah ghost in here
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Main Channel: ‪@Pyrocynical‬
Podcast: ‪@TBHpodcast‬
VODS Channel: ‪@PyrocynicalTV‬
Shorts Channel: ‪@PyroSHORTS‬
Editors:
Karma: ‪@KingOfKarma‬
Jack: / jackdiceyt
Shluk: ‪@Shluk‬
Joon: / joonmoonsss

[@KsNoNameProductions]

Trust me, I'm NOT buying your merch bro. Oil up and then we'll talk.

[@XMH_020]

🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️

[@roboram9725]

The only product i would buy from him is his onlyfans subscription

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE

[@KsNoNameProductions]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome Waiter! Waiter! The usual order of THIS RATIO please😭🙏🙏

[@Hiremedax]

@@KsNoNameProductions W🙏

[@johnwar2624]

"he cant touch you if you're sat down" buddy you're gonna wanna sit down for this

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE.

[@ILoveforGames]

​@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomeMods, RATIO this man

[@Television_Hater]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome Alright little buddy keep running that mouth of yours. We all know pyro has better slop than you.

[@pspfilms7505]

This made me chuckle

[@OiIMan]

​@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome hey apple, knife

[@DjDeadpig]

Pyro knew something was wrong as he smelt the gas in the air. It’s a natural instinct of his.

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE

[@theonlyMoancore]

​@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome Yeah so is mine and everyone else's

[@42aranges]

​@@theonlyMoancore nah actually pyro's slop is better than that guy's content

[@princesalman8707]

[@hm096]

All in le subway

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE

[@hm096]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome I’m going to touch you

[@smol_the_b]

​@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome You should be ratioed, NOW! 🌩

[@kingofsomething3250]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomeAnything's better than SloppenheimerLive

[@herrmannelig_]

jingle jangle

[@camarynp]

pyro is feeding his piggies well today with two uploads

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE.

[@camarynp]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome ur content makes me suicidal

[@stone6242]

​@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomewhy you bot are targetting such slop,how about i give you a sloppy toppy as a reward

[@ziphy_6471]

Daddy pyro has filled us with his slop

[@rogeliorocha7221]

Two uploads in one day. This is a subtle nod to Petscop 2.

[@idontgetthejoke4393]

Bravo Vince

[@dragontuber19]

I like how Pyro had to change the 1K donation to 50 K because he knows his fans will drop a band for him to be shirtless

[@PriestyXO]

Nah bro uploaded not once not twice but THRICE IN 24HOURS! I feel sorry for the editors

[@RedstonekPL]

i feel sorry for my eyes

[@PenguinBoy1827]

I feel sorry for my soul, my entire body is having multiple seizures and im foaming at the mouth
Pyrocynical caused an innocent viewer to get sick, lets start a Twitter drama on him

[@43021]

he gave us that sloppy toppy

[@StinkyPoodle]

Pryo…. Oh pryo…. Where do I begin?

[@supdude1476]

I AM IN YOUR WALLS PYRO

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE

[@Panceggs]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome nuh uh

[@JakeBurnerDesigns]

HOLY GOD, that hand reaching out at 2:19 actually made me jump, and to add salt on the wound it immediately plays an ad.

[@KendlickLama]

Its game over when you look in someone’s face too long, because thats socially awkward

[@JoyceTBrannon]

pyro advertising his merch: "once these are gone, they will never come back" good..

[@kindacringe468]

even the porn bots are sick of pyro

[@Bligito]

even the porn bots are waiting for the darkwood video

[@academyjason]

Love how pyro waits for the station name instead of literally reading the number thats on both languages

[@ovepowned1743]

The slop machine is in turbo mode, double upload

[@pr1ncessleia]

50k for naked pyro or for darkwood animation... i cant decide

[@atch300]

There’s something wrong this hairline.

[@garfywarfy]

now board the Petscop 2 Train

[@herpderp5361]

The abandoned train station in the mist was featured in the anime/manga "Otherside Picnic." Basically, getting on the train at that station will put you into a car with a bunch of monkey men, if you look at the men they will drag you into the center of the car and butcher you. According to the manga.

[@beo3828]

Game: you need to be patient
Pyro: confused sounds

[@Julia-vm2tr]

The soy scream was the best part

[@youdenyyourweaponitspurpose]

guy in the intro has a better hairline than pyro

[@Yooo-ij4hm]

I love the upload schedule, this is really good, keep it up

[@Sirpwnsalot]

"did I beat the game, I think I beat the game" -pyro 7 minutes into the video with 16 minutes to go

[@noahcochrane5026]

average public transit trip

[@BetriebAnin]

3 videos in 23 hours the slop troughs are overflowing

[@Blaster1360]

The fact that this game is a prequel to Exit 8 where you're just in a loop feels like something straight out of a Junji Ito story.

[@Notjo6200]

There’s something wrong with this haircut

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE.

[@kingofsomething3250]

That's the anomaly

[@unexplainedtoaster]

Thank you pyro

[@toraken3595]

time for a spooky ghost all in le head game

[@stardust3176]

FINALLY!!! Was waiting on you playing this one

[@HippoPlayz.]

I love these videos pyro

[@Dr.Medicine44]

I love putting on pyro on my second monitor so i can listen to him yap about something while i work.

[@fizzinilife7703]

I watched a whole UA-cam question ad for this slop

[@faniskouklas]

Love you Pyro

[@tonybippitykaye]

Pyro thinking Japanese and Chinese are interchangeable is a true Brit moment

[@ChageeyaSarang]

why is this video's dono subplot actually engaging 😭

[@goldfishmentality]

Bro's hair is parting like the red sea

[@themedic7933]

17:03 You heard it here first folks

[@OverlordNix]

All in le subway head

[@camarynp]

everyone say thank you for the slop pyro

[@ctrlzme.6448]

Watching he play these spot the difference games actually give me high blood pressure

[@dram3711]

Pyro must listen to the magnus archives now!
That response activated me like a sleeper cell agent.

[@KennethRobinson-rf9wj]

Dude, your videos are awesome, keep it real

[@Hiremedax]

Damn bots are the only ones to say nice stuff to Pyro😭🙏

[@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome]

NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER...
YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PYROLIVE.

[@thatneo4133]

least obvious non pyro viewer

[@seb1520]

@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesomewild seeing a bot reply to a bot

[@theonlyMoancore]

​@@CowDudeTheBestistAwesome 4:25 is you and me

[@jassykat]

Imagine watching someone experience something instead of experience it yourself.

[@speedyblackman]

Double platter of slop today

[@idoblenderstuffs]

so kind of the spooky ghosts here to account for those of different native languages in their spooky writing :)))

[@rashed-kf9sb]

i love this guy vids

[@connicyouth]

Insane train situation today guys

[@smugbowkid9919]

Man all the uploads coming in at once, straight up slop overload

[@killkulja]

the only thing that’s wrong is pyro’s hairline

[@lukeultraskeletonboi7825]

The Sly Cooper music towards the end really took me off guard, lmao

[@midz77]

Pyro insults a man with receding hairline not realizing his hair looks like someone dropped a wet spaghetti on his head.

[@Emikays]

thank you

[@julianebug8409]

Im gonna tell my kids this was subway surfers

[@Chmpz]

I lobe pyro inflation

[@curlydaduck]

300 views? This small channel is getting bigger with every upload

[@33cowss]

Daddy pyro still shovelling lovely slop into my gob, might start a slop counter

[@TheNightquaker]

Pyro got that Chinese subway haircut

[@ProfessorSlimSlam1988]

3 slop videos in less than 24 hours
Careful pyro don’t want to overfill the trough

[@Hanhemuhle]

Pyro you really shouldn't be making jokes about that poor chinese temu worker's hairline with that haircut

[@PiChaRu23]

Pyro please get a commission with me, both of our sonas eating the entire menu of Los Pollos Hermanos..like eating all their food, eating them out of business.

[@phuhuhuhu8090]

IS THIS A WARP TRAIN REFFERENCE???
We don't talk about love town

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

Please play "Shinkansen 0".
It's just like Platform 8, except it's better, scarier, more action in it, better anomalies, characters you can talk to, story, and would make for really good content.
I watched someone play it, and then I watched you play this, so I can say that I think you'll enjoy "Shinkansen 0" more.

[@BlazingKhioneus]

My friend and I were at ruler foods the other day and bro outside was TWEAKING.

[@omnicrete7470]

1:01 man still has a better hairline than pyro

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

Double slop? Thanks slopman!

[@theforestwelcomesyou]

MY SOLDERS!!! GOON!!!!!!

[@xenopinquiauri]

The face he makes at 10:07 shouldnt be that funny but JESUS CHRIST the way his chin retracts into his neck is GOLD

[@foxman12epic2]

Pyro is pogging at the beginning of the video… it must be the freshly brewed slop

[@weedjesus5587]

watching this premium slop 1 min after uploading love it

[@Omahawski]

Two uploads in one day?? Holy hell

[@God-tier-yapper]

Rizzler

[@andriusandrau]

Pyro loves San Pellegrino in glass. I agree. But I can only get multipack for discount in plastic bottles.

[@webpombo7765]

Comments and views in time frame? Pyro is present.

[@NessyNuggets]

dude we are drowning in the slop. enough

[@paladinkhan]

2 sloppy 4 u

[@Taco_Toad]

6:24 bros reaction time is cooked💀

[@BlazingKhioneus]

16:35 "I'm going to sue you"

[@dandydasyt4766]

Pyro saw the new Verbalase anim and thought "I could make 50k off of chat"

[@CrashCourseCryptozoology]

The title and thumbnail have changed so much I have literally asked if I'm watching the same video lol

[@s1ke_0]

All in le train 👺

[@lethalfreedom]

I appreciate the upload.

[@Border-Force-squad-2]

Scary Japan game again?

[@ulrikahaggard9923]

75 likes in 2 min? bro is doing good

[@Maywoodmassive]

Oh god it doesn’t stop

[@vxoko]

That thumbnail was full of judgement

[@SHADOWCHASER22]

love the sly raccoon music in the post edit

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

6:50 pyro left traumatised because of some particles

[@amir_kazbek]

I visited the subway these games were modeled after not long ago, and they had ads for this game lol

[@raticus-maximus]

Bros thumbnail got corrupted💀

[@LukaJeremic-jz5fw]

OMG PYRO WHATS THE MUSIC YOU PUT IN THE ADD SHILLS PLEASE TELL MEEEEEE

[@sirsnapsalot]

yes i have been so afraid

[@raptorskilltor4554]

If there’s a will then there’s a way

[@agentgollem1919]

what's the song at the start of the video with the piano ?

[@yvngbandoboy5827]

currently watching this on the ginza line, very accurate

[@ruakware]

thought this was a documentary, clicking away now.

[@legendofbutters5863]

I dig the sly cooper soundtrack towards the end.

[@bunnyventi]

There's something wrong with Pyrocynical

[@StriderAngel496]

05:15 nonononono. You're doing it WRONG... You never walk away from little Asian girl, you always walk TOWARDS her :))

[@TheRealModiK]

YOUR hairline is an anamoly, Pyro. 😭