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- Опубліковано 17 сер 2023
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Show starts at 4:32
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Please tell your friends about this show!
but i have no friends.
If my friends found out I watch this show I'd kill myself.
The only friends I have is Dick and Vito ❤
@@RXI63just Dick, not Vito
Where is the blue haired woman I was promised?!?!
She isn’t allowed to dye her hair back to her original color?
Shit I JUST realized it isn't blue anymore!
she's growing into a lady
@@RickGenisdevastating news
The real destiny is back baby
He told us he was going to the store to buy soylent and disappeared .. happy to see him back
The chemistry between Steven and these guys is great. It’s very organic and hilarious. 10/10
lol, reading this comment, was the only time I laughed during this AWFUL, LOUUUUUUD AF, collection of has-beens and never-beens pedos
@@briankeys5941 That's cool. Have a nice day 😎
@@briankeys5941🎉l. 47:58
@@briankeys5941 Reading this comment was a good reminder that even drooling half-wits can somehow manage to remember to breathe long enough to make it to the point in life where they can make nearly illegible replies to comments.
Good job, buddy. Keep fighting the good fight.
and this makes you? a wanna be, i think thats worse. seek help.@@briankeys5941
vito got heavily bullied in this episode, extremely cathartic, good episode
Destiny needs to be on the show at least twice per year
Twice a month
6 million times per year.
@@RXI63 is that even possible? What's the real number?
@@silverseto1158yea just cut the episodes to like 3-4 seconds each 👌🏻
hes such a loser lol, hes the king of losers.
4:32 Show starts
10:28 Intro
14:40 Viewer comments
20:36 Vito's Twitter
26:55 Last week's winner
31:26 Problem: Block Babies
48:18 Problem: People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands
49:58 Problem: Ghost Texts (51:38 Secret Problem: Being Afraid to Show Sympathy)
1:06:53 Problem: Big Government
1:14:04 Problem: Airbnb Cleaning Fees
1:21:51 Summary of problems
1:23:20 Voicemail
1:26:45 Superchats
I appreciate your efforts to chair this for us 😊
Destiny and Dick both turning their heads at Vito’s joke is hilarious to me 1:28:44
Vito's "Okay" really sealed it as a new BPITU classic.
Destiny is chiller on this podcast because, I think he actually likes Dick and Vito.
Dick always has good chemistry with Destiny. Hilarious how they started off hating each other all those years back.
Even then, it was still somehow a hilarious interaction lmao
The peak of Chizzrags career
You see, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!
This is the only podcast I've seen Destiny bring this much energy to the conversation
Probably coke. Dick loves coke.
This difference between I think him relaxed and talking and debate brain. I've only just been recently watching him so not fully sure but seems like
The old killstream streams had the same vibe
Tbf Dick was also a part of those
I think Destiny is a bit like a social cameleon, he just takes on the energy of the people around him?
@@termitreter6545 I've seen someone else say that but only recent watcher to know if I'd agree or not as a viewer
Poor Vito gets destroyed by all the guests regardless of political affiliation.
As he should
It’s the best part of any show
Dick's outburst at 59:56 to Vito's "hyper masculinized society spiel" is pure gold
9:59 Genuinely love this strategy. First, name the movie right. Then, name the movie wrong. Then ask, "What's it called?". And then take a sip.
🚙👼 we are praying vito🙏🙏🙏🙏
Honestly seeing Vito roll w the punches every episode is pretty cool. Has messed up in every conceivable way, had breakdowns on the show and still going strong 💪💪 IF HE LIFTED WEIGHTS AND GOT HUGE HE'D BE MUCH HAPPIER
Food addiction is really hard. Like really, really hard. I just wish for people in his position could feel what it's like on the other side so they could know how much better it can be.
Once you get a taste, making progress to getting better gets addictive, but it requires a mindset shift to a whole new lifestyle where you are kind to yourself and don't catastrophize when you fall short of your goals. I lost 40 lbs in a year by intermittent fasting and slowly ramping up exercise over time. The reason I succeeded this time where I failed in the past was entirely in mindset. Every time I had a day where I fell back into old habits I woke up feeling like garbage the next day and rather than saying "I suck and can never do this," I just forgave myself and hopped back on the wagon by accepting that my progress would be slow and steady with ups and downs along the way.
There are some physical things too. Never drink calories (I made exceptions for alcohol occasionally, but had to cut way back on that) so no soda, nothing in my tea and coffee, and no juice. All water, tea and black coffee. The other thing was to eat slower and more mindfully. Never watch TV or do other things while eating. Constantly check in on your emotions while you eat. Ask yourself, how am I feeling when I go open the fridge to look for something? Am I just eating to distract myself from something I'm feeling or is there something I'm stressed about?
It's complicated, but I know Vito can do it. He just needs to accept that it will take a long time to do it right, and it requires a permanent lifestyle change which is why the slow changes over time with gentle self-forgiveness was the only way that worked for me. You have to accept that you can never go back to how you ate in the past if you truly want to change, there is no, "I achieved a weightloss goal, so I can go back to eating donuts in for a little bit."
@@jorgemartinez42069nah I think he should just do more Mexican DIY drugs
Vito needs to get it through his head that we don't want to see him fail constantly. He's a funny boy and we want him to live long so can milk more laughs from him
Good to see Destiny laugh and smile this much
Happens when he’s around people he likes.
All these excuses being tossed around about Vito not losing weight are hilarious: every episode there’s a new excuse
rip car
Awesome episodes twice in a roll, thanks for the episodes guys
I can't believe you killed your cat. That's messed up.
So first episode I’ve ever listened to I’m geeking out this is great
Please stick around!
My experience was the same as Destiny’s. The biggest focus of WWII we learned about in high school was The Holocaust. Catholic Midwest high school, for reference.
Mostly same here though we did also learn a lot about the Japanese internment camps in America. One thing they never EVER even mentioned was the African theatre of war. I went to a east coast suburban public school btw.
@@elite3254the battles we fought to stop the Nazis from finding the Egyptian technology
That and internment camps as well as the nukes.
I was never taught other death tolls from any theater or atrocity, besides the lollmaocaust and pearl harbor
Dick and destiny shiting on Vito is the content I never knew I needed
Saving this for the long drive. God bless : )
Destiny and Taylor have been the best guests on this show. Great additions to this podcast!
Vitos stories are constantly changing.
The cat one started he told dick that he inserted the qtip. He later told destiny that he let the cat "back onto the qtip"
He originally said he got a scooter so his fatter friend didnt feel bad, but now he has back problems.
Vitos constant history rewritting is the biggest problem in the universe
Given his last jedi video this is ironic
Litteral plothole
Just laugh and be grateful he's such a good maddox
Its funny cause hearing a conservative song is so weird, you get this feeling of "why is this getting political?" But there is tons of political music out there, we're just not used to conservative messaging in art, thats why it feels weird.
think the reason it's so weird is these normie conservatives are always saying "leave politics out of art", so when they all cream themselves over a song like this it shows they never mean what they say.
the issue is conservative music is overt as fuck, which makes it sound SUUUUPER cringe. liberal music is typically a lot more subversive
@@DavidJones-ot8qu not really, i mean, you have good more subtle liberal music for sure, but theres tons of super ideological stuff out there, its just that talking about the dolar losing its value doesnt feel as natural as hippies singing anti-war songs or people talking about gay rights and the lived experience of people too poor to not join a gang. I will say, this particular song didnt need to mention minors on an island or wellfare, those escape the main theme a little, but the whole thing feels weird cause its not taking the usual angle of liberal politics and i dont think it couldve been different.
@@thomrik i feel like there r a lot of country songs that subtly tackle conservatism that no one cares about because they don’t sound like an unhinged political rant. i understand ur point about anti-war songs; im not so sure about blatant and obvious pro gay songs as i’ve never heard any, but even most anti war songs contain subtlety and won’t be like “war is bad and i hate war cuz a lot of folks die in the war”
starts at 4:33
Thank you
Good show. Hopefully we can get Dick and LTG on a panel together sometime.
Oh no. He lost his signature blue hair. I dont think I can watch him anymore.
>signature
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Show ends 1:43:27
Thanks man
You three are CONTENT GOLD
Block: Tell people you don't like you can't see their message. They either create another account and post again, or talk about it driving more people you don't like to talk to you.
Mute: They have no idea you can't see their message.
Block: Stop people viewing your message on that account. They log in to another one to view it.
Mute: People can still read your message but you don't see theirs.
Muting makes way more sense than blocking. Voted problem down.
Rip in peace blue hair
show starts at 4:32
My first episode I have seen. You guys are great! Lots of energy and laughs
WHAT WHERE IS BLUE HAIR
I dont think I've ever seen destiny come with this energy and humor
nojumper with dick vito destiny
This show is great, you got my sub
As a very very real Jew - not like a Seth Rogen or Sarah Silverman - a REAL one. One who went to an orthodox Jewish school for 8 years. And served in the IDF. And used to have Shabbat dinner every Friday….. y’all have my full permission to talk and joke about us. I’m giving you our version of the N-word pass. Enjoy.
(Vito’s practically an honorary Jew at this point anyway)
shalom!
First time i ever hear this podcast. Really enjoyed it. Reminds me of the original Drunken Peasants podcast.
1:06:05 the reason i stream to an audience of 0-2 people is because I was going to being playing the game alone anyways, might aswell stream it and talk to maybe 1 person.
Mozzarella is the literal worst answer for you favorite cheese. Is your favorite ice cream vanilla?
Vanilla soft serve, yeah
This trio should be it’s own podcast
Sean chiming in every now and then would be cool as well
I once lived in a small town and me and my roommates had an outdoor cat and he disappeared for like 3 months and one day he randomly showed back up
I don't know who Vito is but he is such an add to the show man. Cool guy
never seen this podcast but dick masterson is a legend and this into music is sick
I don't agree with everything destiny says but I really like him and he's funny as fuck great guest!
For Destiny's problem, people can also set the curser in the texting space and leave it and it will do the three dots even if people are not typing. If people cannot remember, they were probably not even frigging typing lmao.
24:00 - Guess Vito has never been behind a "Welfare Queen" at a supermarket. Watching she rifles through her Louis Vuitton bag, past her Mercedes keys, and $300 worth of makeup to find her EBT card to pay for two carts of groceries lol.
I like how they height mog Destiny in the framing
Oppenheimer good. Tiny bad
Vito 'loves busting balls' but cries when he can't block somebody that roasts him too well
finally some fucking good content
This is a great trio
I love when Destiny is on this show, him and Dick have great chemistry together
Vito rolling constant 1s on charisma checks. Lmao. Normal situations we can relate to go horribly wrong
Ironically one of my favourite cars I’ve ever owned was wrecked. I was gutted. Old friend responded verbatim. RIP car. Didn’t think anything of it lol
GREAT EPISODE
Best episode yet 😆
8:13 there was a perfect opportunity for a joke there about "missing the explosion"
Speed running a game made like that is satirically hilarious. xD
I can't believe Destiny's problem is my problem. That's driven me crazy for decades. It's weird being on team Destiny, feels dirty.
Brother is right once and hates it
@@samthemessiah9330 lol
It’s because, like Destiny, girls are dirty.
I get that it was easy to dunk on the Jason Aldean song since it's just bad music. But I honestly think Rich Men North of Richman is legitimately good, and not liking it just comes down to taste. Vito just doesn't like that one liner about the fats.
Anyone have the name of the song that plays in the opening countdown?
Destiny couldn't believe Vito was a comedian 😂
The ability to pivot from grape of children to murdering nuns without taking even a single moment to think about it, makes me deeply afraid for whatever is going on in Vito's mind
Rape*
To the charity. If you have your 30 dollar comic book, and you now do a charity thing where people buy your book at 30 and you give one to a sick kid that's fine. If you take 15 and just give a sick kid a book that cost you 2 to make, that's wrong
My and my neighbours cats are also outdoor cats, but they alway stick close to our houses. We live in like a village tho so it's not the same as city
"I'm NOT jealous about the comic book!" Proceeds to talk about Drunk3PO's comic book for the next 10 minutes. lol
Vito is so weird
Jesus is this video 3 years old
RIP Bayonetta Creator with the legendary block list
I’m only 11 minutes in and I’m loving this 😂❤
Holy shit what an amazing ventriloquist
I love watching this show, it blows my mind how 2 views of the world are so completely different, it’s no wonder we are so divided
And yet they are genuinely good friends. The rest of the world is fked
@@KeijiMaeda86
So true
Dick is very good and vibing with anyone
that’s how the world should be if you’re just in a echo chamber of your own thoughts you agree with, you genuinely don’t grow as a person
@@FoghoreWorse than not growing, I've read that psychological studies show big groups of like minded people tend to gravitate toward the most radical positions among them
This is the funniest shit I’ve watched all week
I have an out door cat. Left for 2 weeks and came back. They destroy your door until you let them out.
Yeeeeessss, the last one was so good
bring th eblue hair back
I wish Destiny and Dick would make a podcast
Destiny was on his a game y’all must have snorted some good shit before this one
He looks way better without the blue imo, it is a shock tho.
You can't put the Isom episode behind the paywall, it's too important regular people need to see it
It's just 8 bucks. Sign up and then cancel if you just want the ep, then you'll get every bonus ep for a whole month!! 😮
Personally I recommend Biggest Problem in Starwars. It contains Vito's infamous Ashley Babbot bit.
regular people have $5
It's worth it.
Cats are not apex predators. Owls love the taste.
Bro glad that black hair destiny is back. It's the start of new arc. Honestly the red pill arc dragged on for too long.💀
What's the intro song used here ?
I grew up in Florida and got a very thorough education on the Holocaust, I assumed it was the same in most of the country
Is all of Vito’s personality nothing but to dislike anything conservative?
bro that song sucks cock lmao
How to paint yourself into a corner by Vito
Great guest
What did the person say to Josh Denny when he got out of the car?
Mexican Iron Man 😂😂
Yo the song in the beginning is fucking banging what is it?!
Bring Taylor back on!
Or maybe Brandon Herrera now that he wants to be a politician!
Right, so we can cancel him early LOL
Might as well so we can save ourselves the time
Alex Rosen should meet up with Vito.
So he can call him the N word like Eric July? Eric is basically black Alex, sorry.
Yes.
Loved the show today, happy to have sat through the whole thing. One little question though, isn’t Destiny a woman’s name?
"It's not about comics..."
This was good chaos
funniest fucking podcast i've ever seen