60 Inches Of AIDS On Any Given Sunday - Doug Stanhope: Beer Hall Putsch
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
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This may actually be my favorite comedy bit ever. It has everything, on top of being filthy and offensive. It has racism, rape, football, Thailand, AIDS, graphic imagery, and on and on. "Winking like a cyclops in a rain storm", has to be the greatest contextual line, ever uttered. This man is a goddamn genius.
And cancer, don't forget the cancer
***** LOL !
Adam Hoisington search for his bit on Keynesian Economics, unreal.
That dead jew Milton Friedman -Angela.
I agree. I absolutely love this skit. Personally though I think my favorite stand up by him outside of this one is “Before Turning The Gun On Himself”. He wears a fuckin sailor suit and start talking about prostitutes and a down turned economy.
Stanhope does not need to worry about anyone stealing his material. There's nobody else that can deliver it.
Jim jefferies begs to differ.
@@garethfafard1337JJ is not close to Stanhope at his finest, no one is
yeh its really unique.
uhhhhh... I don't think it's the delivery why no one would steal his material lol. I can't imagine anyone wanting to rip this bit off. This shit is pretty out there.
@gidgetgartner1533 it's genius level satire
" you huff that steam. you huff it like a gassy rag."
I'm dying laughing
he nearly sings that line..all he needs is the banjo ;)
@@chrislynottcomedy one of my favorite lines in this epic bit. That and "this is a black dude, this is straight up racism, this is a hate crime"
Aaaaaasshole to tailbone....
Launching rainbows of cum and then do the Icky Shuffle🤣
This might be the greatest piece of standup comedy I've ever seen.
beer hall putsch is definitely one of my all time favs
Easily.
@Tory Shaye least funniest you say?
Funny.
@@MasterShakeXYZ This shit is not just hilarious, it's genious.
@@bo8504 genius, genius.
"...winking like a Cyclops in a rain storm..."
Thee single most poetic line I've ever heard in comedy.
PURE FUCKING GOLD
Wrong time to have a sip of beer when I heard that line. Think my keyboard got broken.
that was the line that finished me too guys
"...One milky tear is dripping down the taint just for..."
that man paints a picture with words like no other. I feel like I got some exercise after laughing so hard. He makes the world better.
Johnna Smith "if it's exercise you want..."
Okay that was my creepy comment for the day
No rly.... pm me
@@GenericInternetter lol
“I don’t know where that guy’s been...I know where he’s going; he’s going into free-agency.”
That’s it. I’m done. My sides are in orbit.
This is one of the gayest, funniest, most obscene stand up bits I ever heard, and I love it!
Nobody else could've delivered this joke like stanhope.
nobody but stanhope could have delivered this joke and survived the night
personally, i haven't belly laughed and cried and had aching smile face muscles like this....... ever?
I don't know David Attell could come pretty close.
Or would do it. Well, Gilbert Gotrfried maybe. Stanhope is awesome.
@@BillM1960 amen. Only gilbert and stanhope can pull off jokes like this.
You fu king idiots, plenty of good comedians "could have" but they didn't, and we aren't talking about them. You shouldn't compare yourself to others so closely, let alone some drunk asshole we're here to enjoy and other jokeys
Once you've a fetish for Doug Stanhope, no other stand up comic would be enough for you
So true... i've introduced his material to like 40 people. Party play. bought every single thing he did that i could acquire... How the HELL does he come up with this stuff... he writes his own material then performs it like he's just making it up on the spot... and he's drunk.
Except Mitch Hedberg
This is so accurate
Stewart lee hates you, and you will love Stewart Lee
maybe Patrice O'Neal
Doug went the unexpected route in complaining about the NFL's pink ribbons.
I wish he would have just went the expected route, not that I have anything against what he said here.
He always goes the unexpected route.
He wasn't complaining about the ribbons. He was complaining about the guys who complain about the ribbons. Hence his use of their old, tired "integrity of the game" cliche.
@@Schnitz13 ccccc
@Giavannie Gianguzzi
No cure for schizophrenia though, I see!
The mental image of this whole scenario had me in fucking tears, this is seriously storytelling at it's finest
The ultimate aristocrat joke
First time I heard this, I was just waiting to hear "...The Aristocrats!"
Watch his actual aristocrats joke. It pisses over everything
@@beirney82 Yup. Stanhope's version of The Aristocrats is the best version of that bit. Pure comedy gold.
@@SANITIZEDINC - 100% Agreed, though I'd say Gottfried's take is top-tier as well.
This is the dirty little demon in your subconscious that you spend your whole life trying to ignore. Fucking brilliant shit.
"This is what we do on Sunday's!"
Omfg that was beautiful.
"You're ruining the integrity of the sport, breast cancer!" XD
Comedy with an intelligent thinly veiled commentary, flawlessly written and performed. As graphic as this is it is this is one of the most ingenious comedic bits I've heard in a long time.
You take your filter and burn it in a funeral pire like Doug has and talk like Doug everywhere you go and with your own little spin, watch how life changes.
First time I saw him perform this bit was when he opened for Joe Rogan at the Wiltern in LA on that Maya apocalypse new year's eve. The noise the crowd was making as he got deeper into the whole football-fandom-as-repressed-homosexuality thing got more and more dangerous as he went along. You may not believe me but having been in my share of riots as well as having heard people scream and roar for athletes and other performers many times there's a qualitative difference between the sounds of a mob preparing for or in the middle of actual violence and people simply roaring in approval or merriment. The crowd's response that night to this particular segment sounded like a lynch mob and for a just a moment in my gut I wondered if Doug might pay the ultimate price for his truths that night. I'm 50 years old and I think this guy is above and away the best comic ever.
agree sooooo much
Your comment reads like something written by Hunter S. Thompson. Well done.
fikly joogle lynched by the audience would be a suitable death for him if there's one
Greatest 8 minutes of comedy ever spoken
He did say he wanted a killer closer that nobody would be able to forget in "Before Turning The Gun On Himself". What could be a bigger closer than pissing off the audience enough that they just hang him. XD
Simply an amazing comedian. I seriously put him up there with the comedic greats like Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Pryor etc.
Doug has either gone off the deep end, or had a moment of pure comic genius.
Both
His moment of pure genius has lasted like 20+ years now.
Is it too much to ask for both?
Winking like a cyclops in a rainstorm. That's poetry.
And to think, this was Stanhope's Mother's Day set.
This is seriously one of the best stand up pieces ever created. Am off to see him live tonight 😁
Actually felt frustrated that I couldn't physically laugh hard enough to express how funny it was
Dude, I watched this at work and I'm fucking crying and biting my hands, but I can't laugh out loud.
I wanted to be able to laugh like the woman losing her shit towarf the end
You need a beer.
When I saw the beginning of this monologue I would never guess it was gonna go that way :D
haha not at all
People I recommend this to usually get to a point a few minutes in before having to go back to the start - in order to figure out how it got to where it was going (if that makes sense.)
It seems to lead you down a dark alley and you don't realise that you're in the dark alley until you're there. I realise I didn't explain that very well, but hey!
"Satire should draw blood." -- Gilbert Sorrentino
How many of us keep coming back for this, and its always making us laugh?
It's crying FOR YOU.
This reminds me so much of the dark poetry of Bill Hicks. This is so great, so funny, and so disturbing. I love it.
And the whole point, when you boil it down, is the silliness of guys who complain about the pink ribbons.
What about the integrity of the game?
It's sillier to even put them there
Well .. Doug Stanhope just ruined football
He actually made me take a look at it for the first time...Now am a football fan and got a thing for players with the number 28. Got fantasies just like Doug said.
America did that when they franken-butchered Soccer and Rugby. Doug's just pointing it out ;)
You mean “made it better.”
I always thought guys that watch football are gay. Just proved my suspicion. 😜
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Comedy is so beautiful.
+Turd Doodlesworth When done right...Bill Hicks and George Carlin were masters along with Doug....
I have this on my ipod while working outdoors, I start to break out in laughter like a mad man. My customers must think I'm insane.
If you're a fan of Stanhope you are most likely clinically insane. Hell, I am!
***** thats a nice "smile" you have there, Oshik
***** a-are you doug stanhope?
Never has the saying "I died laughing" been more appropriate
Jesus Fucking Christ. I laughed so hard I almost died.
doubled over and squirming yes
Jeremy Taylor
I laughed so hard I was cured so it all balances out.
From the bottom of my blackened gay heart thank you. The look of shock this bit of dark social commentary gets from my str8 male friends is just priceless. Ever since I showed some of them this bit they don't even want to watch football if I'm in the room. Just even mentioning ; " hey ya wanna watch the game? with a raised eyebrow raised, is enough to elisit an uncomfortable silence or channel change. I salute the way you deliver brilliant observations and social commentary by painting vivid pornographic images that just cut right through everyone's defence because you do so in this self depricating manner of story telling.
You shame your friends for something they like that you don't like? And find it hilarious that you make them turn it off? You don't sound like much of a friend at all. But at least you are delighted.
@@Dave2807 that's just making the game more interesting.
I don't think it's a stretch to say that Stanhope's fans are by far mostly straight men. Most of them, like him, aren't so insecure as to cringe and hide from this style of comedy.
I wish I could time travel and watch this set for the first time again.
666 Garden me too. Id do anything to watch this bit with fresh eyes and ears
The whole scenario comes out of the blue, and the more the explicit detail becomes ridiculously focused the funnier it is
You can feel the uncomfortableness from the crowd as they realized the route he was going with this joke. It’s awesome.
144 people have Occupy Wallstreet Dreadlocks
Just damn
"This is a hate crime" this bloke kills me every time :)
I laughed, came, shit, pissed and cried all at the same time. Saw angels too.
Can we all agree this is the greatest piece of standup ever recorded? Good.
Funniest probably
"Winking like a cyclops in a rain storm" ... Where do I buy the T shirt?
That is an awesome idea!
"Like a fat salamander"
i just love when he says "like a..." its always something great. like a wet bandaid like a cyclops in a rain storm.
Yeah, Doug's way of using similes is pure fucking genius. Lmao
***** i tried quite a few "google sucks" before i got to google sucks donkey dicks being available. the next person will have to try all that much harder to express themselves effectively
This is just too funny, im dying. I love how he drags you into this crazy fantasy with language skillz. A cyclops in a rainstorm ugghhhh LOL
That was a disturbingly hilarious barrage of imagery. I'm not sure if I witnessed a crime, or one of the best comedy bits of all time. 🤣😂
Wow this bit gives the game fantasy football a whole new meaning lol
Eating and watching this at the same time was a bad idea
Well you're also fat, that probably helps, let's be honest!
I was eating a bowl of cereal. A mouthful of it went back into the bowl.
Shitting while watching this was a bad idea...
mkay mkay
This did it for me right here. I'm on the floor holding my stomach and crying
This is disgusting.
I love it.
Such a great bit. I particularly love the person in the background most obviously female DYING laughing. Proof that Doug is a fucking comic GENIUS.
Mate of mine showed me this about 8 years ago. Had smoked a fair bit of weed and drank a shit load. Chest nearly fucking exploded I was laughing so much.winking like a cyclops in a rainstorm had me actually in pain laughing. Perfect joke in every way
Doug Stanhope is more than just a stand up comedian, he is a hero
A deadbeat hero
The anti-hero we need
Jesus Fucking Christ in a chicken basket. I swear this is a thought that drifts through the minds of every football fan for an instant at some point when they watch football on a big screen.
what the.......
....Dad?
***** The nicely toned ass of a man you admire and cheer for, stretched out and glistening in the sun on a big screen, hi-def TV? It's like a really well done car commercial for a car you'd never be caught driving. There's that moment where, if the commercial is really good, you think "Do I want a Scion? Maybe? Oh no. Of course not."
I love Stanhope.
No one can make as deeply social commentary as he can.
I had to pause in between, it was just too much. Reached "I am choking" quality laughter and kept peak altitude for several minutes. Doug is a fucking legend
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard. He took that fantasy left so damn quick
This never, ever gets old. Every word is pure comedy gold.
"This is my day! *THEY LOVE ME* !!!!"
Legend! Absolute first ballot Hall Of Fame comic, delivering one of his very best bits. PERIOD.
One of the greatest bits of all time. So smart, so funny.
Oh mann i would have loved to see the crowds's faces during the laughter. Especially at around 6:30 as he says "...crying for you" 😂😂😂
this is MY DAY! They LOVE ME!!
‘This is his homefield and they on your side’ 😂😂😂
This is honestly the funniest thing I have every seen/heard in my life. Outside of a few classics, this is the only comedy bit I regularly re-listen to.
There comes a point when you're first listening where you think "what the fuck is going on?!" And you just lose it. This should be in museums.
This guy is a genius. Favorite stand up comedy skit ever!
"His asshole is winking like a cyclops in a rainstorm," is absolute poetry.
Jesus Christ this man should be running your country he's a fucking genius !
Stanhope never ceases to amaze, hilarious.
2:14 is when I lose it. Make no mistake -- this is a very, very carefully written bit, but Doug delivers it like it's just spilling out of his consciousness. God damn, this is art.
Hey Doug, what's your version of the Aristocrats?
Doug: Never mind that, listen to this.
One of the few comedy sets to have me in tears laughing
"I don't know why that" is my favorite line and I don't know why that. 😂
I wonder, if I were to sleep now, what my dreams would be about
"and I'm gonna do it again". Fucking brilliant, spot on and rewardingly pokes fun at so many from all directions. " I don't know where he's been, I know where he's go in". The image of him running across the field, 1900's night cap, flip-flops and loosing a tooth along the way will forever be burnt into my mind. Comedy Gold...PeaceOrElse
This is comedic genius !!!
Jam it in like a fat salamander!! Never gets old!!
Pissing myself laughing! Can't wait to see him live in 3 days!
cyclops in a rainstorm , one milky taint in rainstorm. rolfmao
He's brilliant. The whole set 'Beer Hall Putch' is one of my favourite stand up performances. Only 2 comedians top this guy, Bill Burr and Stewart Lee.
Bill Burr is crap compared to this guy. Lee is better than both
I'm crying so hard this the funniest thing I've ever heard
"Rape isn't funny" they say.
Rape is not funny, it's HILLARIOUS
only funny when its racial hate crime 😂😂😂
It just depends on the context of the joke/ George Carlin said it himself- this was hilarious
only when its a guy.
It's not.
The single greatest comedy monologue of all time. Period.
one of his best bits. the entire special is fantastic.
I never laughed so hard in my life
Fearless. Comedy gold.
I think fu*ed up shit all the time but Stanhope makes me allmost make me blush while dying laughing. Who the f comes up stories like this?! My hero.
Stanhope - the Exorcist of Comedy.
"Cyclops in a rainstorm”... oooh rejoicing in this beautiful dark poetry
World Class...
"It's my stupid. You have your stupid... Brian Doyle-Murray Look-alike competitions" a-hahahaha. Then it gets even funnier.
Oh my god...wtf...I can't even try to be this sick
"Like a cyclops in a rainstorm."
So poetic.
A cyclops in rain storm.... Oh my.
One milky tear is dripping down the taint, it's crying for you.
I'm sharing this shit on Google+, because fuck Google+.
topkek I love the name Fluoride Jones I hate that asshole
Gavlick Apthesycerski
Bro! Come on, he has the documents!
Fluoride Jones lol right here I'm reading now I can't believe I'm reading this Fidel Castro lives in a Canadians balls which alone hold all the gold in the US because we gave the gold to alien reptiles for them to make double dongers with that's why we were taken off the gold standard. That and Israel and the global elite, which means news because we're smart
Gavlick Apthesycerski
Yep. When they abduct humans, they use the golden double-dongers to probe our secrets.
Fluoride Jones I know... I had it done myself. I sent him some documents but he never said on his show from his "research center" how I liked the donging but they removed my colon afterwards because that's the global elites favorite food.
I wish they had the next few seconds....
"Sorry if I ruffled a few feathers" gets me every time lol.
It's nice to see him on top of his game again. I don't know why, but when I saw him live in Chicago last autumn he was mostly just angry, but not all too funny. Maybe I just caught him on a bad night, but I then felt there was just a bit too much venom, concealing the clever social commenting. Anyway, nice to see he's still got it.
Doug Stanhope, as far as I know, is considered the greatest stand up comedian that has ever lived. I think George Carlin would have been OK with passing that torch to stanhope with Bill Hicks applauding for it as well. Stanhope, WTF man, you need help! :)