Master Cheeks hates Cortana for 3 minutes

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  • @memesyndrome1223
    @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +26

    ~ then you have Master cheeks going AFK in battle, not cool to his teammates: ua-cam.com/video/V51wWZ3OUrE/v-deo.html
    I guess thats what disconnecting looks like in real time lmao ~

  • @eliaskenenske1930
    @eliaskenenske1930 2 роки тому +663

    This is officially the best video to quickly demonstrate that the Halo show is nothing like the game.

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime 2 роки тому +22

      Just a quick montage of Master Chief taking off his helmet would suffice.

  • @odstat1949
    @odstat1949 2 роки тому +763

    This is not Master Chief, this is Master Cheeks, AKA Jimmy Rings.

  • @nolanschotanus2769
    @nolanschotanus2769 2 роки тому +674

    If John met videogame chief, he wouldn't get one hit in

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +86

      ~ Master Cheeks vs Master Chief ~

    • @jango7889
      @jango7889 2 роки тому +22

      virgin chief would fall to his knees and bow down to the master poon slayer out of sheer respect

    • @CoyoteTangoStudios
      @CoyoteTangoStudios 2 роки тому +7

      @@memesyndrome1223 i made master chief vs master cheeks stop motion but he landed some hits but he still lost

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +2

      @@CoyoteTangoStudios ~ LOL nice, I just saw it. :o how long did that take. This reminded me of that machinima that Jon CJG made, Arby N Chief.
      good stuff ~

    • @CoyoteTangoStudios
      @CoyoteTangoStudios 2 роки тому +3

      @@memesyndrome1223 it took 4 hrs

  • @tonybayer2546
    @tonybayer2546 2 роки тому +331

    It's like they studied Master Chief's character and decided "how can we make our Master Chief entirely different from the one the fans like."

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 2 роки тому +4

      I’m currently playing the campaign for CE, and... like, he doesn’t have much character to work with besides a mild distaste (?) for Cortana which quickly goes away.

    • @tonybayer2546
      @tonybayer2546 2 роки тому +32

      @@SpiderkillersInc what made the whole thing between Chief and Cortana interesting is that Chief behaves more like a machine than a human, a living weapon essentially, while Cortana has more human personality despite being an AI. Over time through the series Chief develops a little more human emotion and individuality, even disobeying the UNSC at times in situations where he wants to save Cortana despite the fact when she starts deteriorating and becoming kinda glitchy.
      The Master Chief in the TV show from what I've seen acts more like some arrogant CEO turned super soldier behaving like he's the boss over everyone, having him walk around helmetless acting all important. A totally different character than the faceless, often silent protagonist that we're used to.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 2 роки тому +15

      @@tonybayer2546 Yeah, you're right there. Show chief and Game Chief are radically different people. Game Chief wouldn't fuck an enemy prisoner, for one thing, which is a war crime.

    • @Raquya
      @Raquya 2 роки тому +10

      @@SpiderkillersInc Theres the books as well. Lots of material to work with if the director and writers actually WANTED to put in some effort to at least make some of the characters recognizable. But nah, disregard everything. Make up your own random bullshit.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 2 роки тому

      @@Raquya Let's be honest, not many people read those books.

  • @CaptainRasmot
    @CaptainRasmot 2 роки тому +261

    my gods, this is literally the most brutal character assassination ever put to a visual medium

    • @flintson2268
      @flintson2268 2 роки тому +7

      I have seen worse but ya this is bad

  • @rogerbonds6263
    @rogerbonds6263 2 роки тому +91

    The way he just shoved the marine off was prolly one of the most un-master Chief things ever

  • @Tarekamt
    @Tarekamt 2 роки тому +262

    1:40 the armour plate moving from the light touch of his cheek is kinda telling...

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +36

      ~ lmao yup, good spot ~

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 2 роки тому +47

      well he IS master CHEEKS

    • @Hadgerz
      @Hadgerz 2 роки тому +45

      BRUH they didn't even reshoot that?
      $ 10 M I L L I O N P E R E P I S O D E

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +16

      @@Hadgerz ~ lol , that's the beauty of it, 10 Mil per episode for memes ^_^ ~

    • @JPancotti
      @JPancotti 2 роки тому +6

      This can be seen several times. Watch the kneepads whenever hes on his knees. They literally rotate out from under his knees like they are attached with loose rubber bands.

  • @EinfachnurItax360
    @EinfachnurItax360 2 роки тому +81

    Now Halo 5 makes sense. Locke was not Fighting Chief he was Fighting Jimmy Rings

  • @commanderheavy2220
    @commanderheavy2220 2 роки тому +122

    Game Masterchief: is somewhat in love with Cortana 24/7, and always wants her with him in safety.
    TV Chief: hates Cortana, takes off his helmet 24/7, isn’t as rational as je should be.
    And still I want to see a Sarge Johnson.

    • @EinfachnurItax360
      @EinfachnurItax360 2 роки тому +31

      I have a Feeling that Johnson don't know what the Ladys like in this show.

    • @politecat9183
      @politecat9183 2 роки тому +7

      @@EinfachnurItax360 if thats the case then it's gonna be the last straw

    • @slayking2378
      @slayking2378 Рік тому

      Chief get a multiplier boost in power when Cortana is with him. She isn’t just some pretty voice

  • @masterchiefpettyofficerspa3646
    @masterchiefpettyofficerspa3646 2 роки тому +101

    I remember in the books he thought Cortana was a bit annoying. But she grew on him overtime. Plus he wasn't activity being a dick towards her but rather being a smart-ass trying to keep up with her sass.

  • @tomboysupremacist
    @tomboysupremacist 2 роки тому +257

    him hating her is much more reasonable after she literally shuts him down
    like imagine having another consciousness attached to you that could turn you off at any moment

    • @TheChocoboRacer
      @TheChocoboRacer 2 роки тому +9

      Sorry dude, no rational conversation unless your comment directly states the Halo show sucks.

    • @tomboysupremacist
      @tomboysupremacist 2 роки тому +28

      @@TheChocoboRacer the halo show sucks

    • @TheChocoboRacer
      @TheChocoboRacer 2 роки тому +17

      @@tomboysupremacist Thats the spirit

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheChocoboRacer L

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 2 роки тому +3

      Or you know, appearing at the most akward or confusing moments.

  • @danielsan9850
    @danielsan9850 2 роки тому +65

    Jimmy Rings refusing to keep his helmet and armor on for 10 hours straight.

  • @Kurigo
    @Kurigo 2 роки тому +181

    Looks like one of those " fan " movies... The quality is of the charts.

    • @alastairpearce8278
      @alastairpearce8278 2 роки тому

      What are you chatting?

    • @SkylordLuke
      @SkylordLuke 2 роки тому +17

      you are insulting fan movies dude :p they are way better

    • @Kurigo
      @Kurigo 2 роки тому +4

      @@SkylordLuke The acting, the effects, and the effort are way better ! You are correct indeed !

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 2 роки тому

      @@Kurigo So can you point me to said Halo fan movie?

    • @Kurigo
      @Kurigo 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@KSmithwick1989 Sure Use the UA-cam search engine.
      1. Rogue: A Halo Fan Film
      2. The Fallen - A HALO Fan Film (2015)
      3. Dawn Under Heaven - A Halo Fan Film
      4. Halo Helljumper - Episode 1 - HD Movie
      5. Halo Helljumper - Episode 2 - HD Movie
      6. Long Way Home: A Halo Story (2021)
      7. HALO - A Hero's Journey (Fan Film)
      If you need more then let me know ;)

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy Рік тому +33

    I feel so bad for Jen Taylor. She keeps putting in magnificent voice talent for these terrible Halo products.

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 2 роки тому +43

    John Halo: makes a girl a promise and keeps it, takes her to such nice places, drives her around in cool vehicles.
    Jerome Circle: rescues the girl from scary monkeys, gives her ring-side seat and an elevator-free ride back to the ground.
    Jimmy Rings: "AI OFF!".

    • @darkspark5854
      @darkspark5854 Рік тому +2

      Jimmy rings thinks he’s cool for only liking real girls but he doesn’t understand that it’s what on the inside that counts. You think he would considering how much time he spends outside of his armor

  • @LazyCCP
    @LazyCCP 2 роки тому +25

    That ain’t Master Chief. Thats Apprentice Private.

    • @thelvadam90
      @thelvadam90 2 роки тому +4

      Master Cheeks aka Jimmy Rings

  • @reagan047
    @reagan047 2 роки тому +17

    Chief would never treat his Cortana this way

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 2 роки тому +43

    Yeah, imagine having a voice in your head that constantly interrupts your moping thoughts with unhelpful logical comments.

  • @littleaqua32
    @littleaqua32 Рік тому +10

    Master Cheeks: “you’re ruining it”
    Cortana: *sighs and looks back at M. Cheeks* “No, you’re ruining it”

  • @Woopor
    @Woopor 2 роки тому +19

    Alternate title: Humanity’s last hope for survival casts aside part of his armor and mind to feel things

  • @Raven_Wolfe23
    @Raven_Wolfe23 2 роки тому +119

    so cortana not being able to take control of Chief yet in the last episode shes able to control the armour? im confused....

    • @johnathanmao1004
      @johnathanmao1004 2 роки тому +13

      he had to cease to exist for cortana to take over

    • @eiji862
      @eiji862 2 роки тому +10

      She’s able to control his mind, in the show that is. The only reason she couldn’t when Chief tried to kill Halsey the second time was because Halsey originally limited Cortana’s access to Chief’s mind. But in the finale, Cortana was given permission by Chief to take over his head and hence his body and armor. I’m not really sure how she got access to John’s body, probably given access after Halsey was nearly killed by Chief for the second time.

    • @TheChocoboRacer
      @TheChocoboRacer 2 роки тому +4

      She was always able to take control of the Chief, it was just Halsey's wish that she wait until doing so. Her not doing so when Halsey was trapped was to deceive him

    • @justanotheracc6148
      @justanotheracc6148 2 роки тому

      @@TheChocoboRacer she said herself she can’t and that’s why she couldn’t open the door

  • @maysonoye2248
    @maysonoye2248 2 роки тому +67

    That's not cortana-

  • @senate2674
    @senate2674 9 місяців тому +1

    I like to perceive this as an alternate reality chief who’s been drinking and being an alcoholic

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 місяці тому +2

    Having just finished a compilation video of John and Cortana's "love story," seeing Cortana with human skin was LITERALLY a jumpscare for me.

  • @ForsakenSandpaper
    @ForsakenSandpaper 7 місяців тому +1

    Master chief would be quiet and say something badass in his cracked voice.

  • @PufferGlitch
    @PufferGlitch 2 роки тому +33

    Pablo seems like a good actor, too bad about the show.

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 2 роки тому +3

      People would've still preferred Bruce Thomas (mocap for Chief in the games) over him

    • @reelement8032
      @reelement8032 2 роки тому +5

      Kinda gotta disagree. He sounds like he's short of breath in my opinion.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 2 роки тому +5

      From his acting in this show he sucks. He's doing a poor attempt at Kurt Russel's Todd from the movie 'Soldier'
      Great film by the way, if you want to see a super soldier becoming human done RIGHT.

    • @Chamdar17
      @Chamdar17 2 роки тому +1

      @@Acesahn Karl Urban's Dredd might be a better choice. And it's funny, I consider 'Soldier' to be a rather poorly-acted, badly written, low-budget film, but I still enjoy it for what it tried to do. And it's WAY better than this show.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 2 роки тому +1

      @@Chamdar17 You thought Kurt Russel's acting was poor or do you mean most of the others? Cuz I thought he did a great job conveying emotion without saying much.

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 7 місяців тому +1

    "i how the game is played"
    do you tho

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  7 місяців тому

      ~ game is mostly in armor 100% of the time ~

  • @vernaborg1896
    @vernaborg1896 Рік тому +3

    I will say, they cast Chief pretty well. This guy looks like a soldier, it’s just sad the show was so bad.

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 Рік тому +11

    0:55
    To be fair, this one feels the closest to a conversation early video game Chief and Cortana would have, though it would be more humorist in tone and nature.

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 7 місяців тому +3

    Season 2. All of a sudden he likes Cortana

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  7 місяців тому

      ~ cheeks goes on a moody rampage season 1, then season 2 " ok maybe its not so bad having an AI live in me head " ~

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman 7 місяців тому +1

      @@memesyndrome1223 and they didn't even show the development of their relationship. This fuckin show man

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  7 місяців тому

      ~ @@Soccercrazyigboman this show is the most expensive meme made ~

  • @handrising3714
    @handrising3714 Рік тому +1

    This show a high effort parody

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  Рік тому +1

      ~ I mentioned this several times but I have to again cause its epic
      budget for each episode was 10 mil
      9 eps = 90 mil for season 1 of halo tv series
      making it the most EXPENSIVE meme on the planet ~

  • @user-golos
    @user-golos 2 роки тому +19

    YOOO ITS MASTER CHEEKS!!!

  • @iaimboti
    @iaimboti 2 роки тому +19

    Master Cheeks.
    Do I need to say anything else?

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 2 роки тому +1

      MISTER Cheeks. We've seen his cheeks, they're not masterful.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 місяці тому +1

    "Go! Disappear!"
    =
    "Mom, you're embarrassing me in front of my cool friends!"

  • @kinorris1709
    @kinorris1709 2 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, Jimmy Rings and Courtney.

  • @Suguru_Geto69
    @Suguru_Geto69 2 роки тому +2

    1:54 said absolutely no one at paramount

  • @TacoSupremo
    @TacoSupremo 2 роки тому +32

    How did cortana choose chief over halsey?

  • @TechySpeaking
    @TechySpeaking Рік тому +3

    "I know how the game is played, Cortana."
    Jesus, they destroyed this IP

  • @ayandavellem938
    @ayandavellem938 2 роки тому +1

    Never be the same same better luck next term

  • @darkspark5854
    @darkspark5854 Рік тому +2

    I wanted so bad to root for this guy, the actor looks the part and could have done it well but they wrote him to be a total dick

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  Рік тому

      ~ I agree, he looks fine to be the Chief but what he was written to be was not ~

  • @noormuzahid9008
    @noormuzahid9008 Рік тому +1

    It’s him. John Halo

  • @Dapulgogkush
    @Dapulgogkush 2 роки тому +9

    Cheeks said “who do you work for” 😂

  • @farleyhomewood1234
    @farleyhomewood1234 2 роки тому +3

    01:00
    A ten dimensional Morbius what now?

  • @kuren3477
    @kuren3477 2 роки тому +3

    Convinced this isn’t halo, but an alternate timeline where master chief is master cheeks

  • @maximusfoster-lo7rk
    @maximusfoster-lo7rk Місяць тому

    We gotta admit he was an asshole towards her but then again she was also a generated spy

  • @quarry1030
    @quarry1030 2 роки тому +1

    I love the royalty free music

  • @Buck_1337
    @Buck_1337 2 роки тому +3

    This is so fucking sad

  • @randomrandom654
    @randomrandom654 2 роки тому

    Pablo wanted to be famous now he's infamous

  • @marthflores3515
    @marthflores3515 2 роки тому +1

    strictly looking at this in a bubble of its own and imagining nothing else existed but this. Its pretty funny and cheeks acting is pretty decent but then you remember the games exist.

    • @thelvadam90
      @thelvadam90 2 роки тому +2

      Even without the games the show is still poopy

  • @SteveCarski
    @SteveCarski Рік тому +3

    1:53 he clearly doesn't know how the game works because your sidearm is your secondary

  • @thanosmaster-abel559
    @thanosmaster-abel559 2 роки тому +1

    Master CHEEKS

  • @Dead13Soul
    @Dead13Soul 2 роки тому +7

    what if the real john shows up and this is someone else. lol

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +3

      ~ lol and Halsey would be like yeah I created another clone of master chief and season 1 was about this clone ~

  • @definite_rage3960
    @definite_rage3960 2 роки тому

    This is mister chief before he met deadpool

  • @LoneMyth
    @LoneMyth 2 роки тому

    I master chef is a complete avatar for the audience we hate Cortana because we know its not the real cortana.

  • @dachanel2076
    @dachanel2076 2 роки тому +5

    If this wasn't halo this would be really entertaining.

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +2

      ~ I get why, or as some others have expressed if it was about Spartan Vannak being the main character instead ~

  • @galacticalliance4801
    @galacticalliance4801 Рік тому +2

    its so pathetic thats its funny

  • @Titan-tm7cf
    @Titan-tm7cf 2 роки тому +4

    Cortana:"Hello Master Chief, I am Cortana"
    Mater Chief:"The f*ck your not"

  • @FunnyBoy343
    @FunnyBoy343 2 роки тому +9

    I laughed at how he said "go disappear
    " at 0:50

  • @beastmode1915
    @beastmode1915 2 роки тому

    The Chad Master Chief vs the non-virgin John Halo (aka Master Cheeks)

  • @aeoncalcos7830
    @aeoncalcos7830 Рік тому +3

    If the show was meant to be a parody or some kind of comedy then maybe it would've been alright

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  Рік тому +1

      ~ LOOL hey it's the most expensive meme on the planet, 10 mil per episode so 90mil for season 1 ~

    • @aeoncalcos7830
      @aeoncalcos7830 Рік тому +1

      @@memesyndrome1223 earned or gained? To be honest I still haven't watched the series but seeing a lot of videos from the show and a lot of fans hating it probably means it really is that bad.

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  Рік тому

      @@aeoncalcos7830 ~ OH lol, my bad let me clarify, they SPENT 10 million per episode, so the entire budget for season one was 9 episodes, meaning 90 mil to produce this show which had plenty of things to piss people off and laugh at, making it the most expensive meme on the planet ~

  • @JakubWielkiMistrz
    @JakubWielkiMistrz 2 роки тому +1

    0:53
    Cortana:😳

  • @billy-the-butcher
    @billy-the-butcher 2 роки тому +18

    I mean, that's pretty much Cortana. The design is good, the voice actress is the same, and she acts close to the game counterpart (don't try to tell me otherwise, I've been playing since 2001, I know my sh*t)
    Master Chief is the problem here

    • @Chamdar17
      @Chamdar17 2 роки тому +3

      The design is... close. I am annoyed that she is a CG character yet NOT the one from the games, but I guess they were trying to blend the game Cortana with the show Halsey? That typed, she is one of few good things in the show

    • @billy-the-butcher
      @billy-the-butcher 2 роки тому +2

      @@Chamdar17 "not the one from the game"
      Which game? Because Cortana changes design every 2 months. And her latest game design from Halo 5 sucks badly. I won't be a dumb genwunner to say that Halo 1 Cortana is the best design, I don't like it at all. Her best design is from Halo 4 imo, and the show Cortana looks a lot like her, so I'm happy with it

    • @Chamdar17
      @Chamdar17 2 роки тому +1

      @@billy-the-butcher I dislike the more annoying/cartoonish "weapon" Cortana of Infinite vs the more detailed of 5, and I like the callback using an older style for the other Cortana in Infinite. 4 is also my favorite, but that may be a mix of the art, the acting, and the hyper-vulnerable/emotional character (mix of acting/art/character).
      My issue with the show Cortana is a mix: her hair is too much and too 'heavy' for me, her skin too pink/human (why isn't she more blue/purple/shade-of-the week??), her eyes are totally unengaging (KEY, imho), and her features more middle-aged mother vs her other designs. And why did they keep showing her at human size instead of a small projection on a table projectors?? It's like they desperately WANTED her to fall into the "uncanny valley" and also be less attractive to the audience... Maybe to make Cheek's interest in the tiny pale female less off-putting?? If that was the goal, it didn't work for me.
      So yeah, I get how weirdly varied her design has been, this one just appeals to me least, even compared to the earliest designs where she was less a character.
      WAY off-topic, I wish they'd left her "dead" after 4 and had Chief work with a new Cortana AI that went crazy, with the possibility of him re-finding his Cortana - Orphean drama but, since I'm a sucker, with a happy ending. ☺️

    • @thecalmclone2813
      @thecalmclone2813 2 роки тому +1

      @@billy-the-butcher
      I think the best design is H2A, tbh

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 2 роки тому +10

    And then for no reason Cortana sides with Master Chief against her creator whose essentially herself.
    Oh wait there was a reason... it was because she believed in that horrible romance with the covenant spy so much.

  • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
    @LaloSalamancaGaming69 2 роки тому +7

    Lmao
    Spanish halo fandom loves this shows and defends it at any cost,i cant believe that they see this an still say:OMG YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING THE HALO SHOW IS A MASTERPIECE

  • @dermonch7959
    @dermonch7959 2 роки тому

    "Switch to Secondary" - Goes from Magnum to AR, dafuq?!

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 2 роки тому

      I think it's a reference to how the AR is treated as the secondary in the games because the magnum is so powerful.

  • @darksouls1216
    @darksouls1216 2 роки тому

    No. No. No. YOU ! WHAT HAVE YOU !YOU have completely ruined the Master chief and his orders,,

  • @kinderakakid
    @kinderakakid 2 роки тому +18

    Criiinge

  • @roamsilver9837
    @roamsilver9837 2 роки тому

    Maybe Siri would have been a better fit...🤔

  • @Calekoflight
    @Calekoflight 7 місяців тому +1

    I think what's most unsettling about her is the skin tone....that she has a skin tone and isn't all a shade of blue.

  • @luisr0987
    @luisr0987 2 роки тому +3

    He would have been such a cool and well played character if he was some different spartan. Missed Opportunity. And I dont think Cortana should have been live action aswell.

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 Рік тому +4

    You know this kind of behavior, may be potentially acceptable and/or understandable if Chief was a young teen or preteen. Since he would be very young, and that time for most humans could be confusing an an archive for irrational thought/behavior I could maybe accept if Chief behaved like this when he was a preteen or young teen, but not when he is an adult.
    Honestly would've been better is they made the TV series about a young chief, the TV series could show a young John (before he became Masterchief), and his transformation/journey into becoming the Masterchief we see in the games. That would've been better, then what the Halo TV series showed. We could see the struggles, physical, emotional, and/or psychological struggles that John went throuhg, struggled with, and ultimately had to overcome or make peace with to become the Masterchief.

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  Рік тому

      ~ This right here would have been great, even show some of the missions chief did as a kid and his teenage years, like when he rescued young Laskey or that time on blue teams first encounter on covenant ship,
      They could have done that OR I mentioned before made the show based upon spartan Vannak give him the show status of second best spartan or like BEST combat spartan and have chief as background or cameos ( with helmet on )
      the possibilities LOOL, instead they went with
      lets appeal to an audience that doesnt know what halo franchise is = You get this chief
      ~

    • @bensonabernathy4664
      @bensonabernathy4664 Рік тому +1

      @@memesyndrome1223 I mean that could've been an intersting direction going with Spartan Vannak and have chief as a background character. Although, that may be potentially risky, as MasterChief is practically the mascot of Halo. Although now that you mention this, maybe a TV series focused on Red Team. Focusing on Spartans Jerome, Alice, and Douglas. To add many consider Jerome as a great Spartan, so great that if MasterChief somehow dies (very unlikely), then Jerome should be his successor and get the title of MasterChief.

  • @ABrazilianDude
    @ABrazilianDude 2 роки тому +1

    Master cheeks*

  • @DJElixir
    @DJElixir Рік тому +1

    they wankified chief

  • @zachrobertson684
    @zachrobertson684 2 роки тому +1

    Media folks way overthink Halo it's a space military war epic with a big green killing machine hero...its not an opera or drama. Don't know why they can't do it right it's just perplexing how Hollywood overthinks in terms od their writing nowadays stories can't be straightforward anymore.

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis Рік тому +1

    This isn’t the master chief this is blasphemy

  • @Graciashauf
    @Graciashauf 7 місяців тому +1

    This guy is what happens after you take master chief to the vet.. r/petaftervet

  • @tambosnipes1652
    @tambosnipes1652 2 роки тому +1

    I though master was a blond

  • @MiKEY_TARANTiNO
    @MiKEY_TARANTiNO 2 роки тому +3

    Look how they massacred my boy…

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +2

      ~ 😂 "yes hello officer, I'd like to report a crime, yes, uh huh, it's master cheeks" ~

  • @elder7785
    @elder7785 Рік тому +1

    You’d have to pay me not to take off the helmet if I was Master Chief

  • @Highrollinhunter
    @Highrollinhunter 2 роки тому +8

    I hate master chief in this show I have lost faith in Halo because of 343 being incompetent.

    • @Crimson-1997
      @Crimson-1997 2 роки тому +1

      I don't play Halo and even I look at this and think it's wrong, I always took Master Cheif to be a Broody, Quiet type where his actions spoke more than words 😅

    • @eiji862
      @eiji862 2 роки тому

      This isn’t really 343’s fault. Paramount wrote the script, yeah 343 could’ve intervened but I suppose considering that they have a massive problem with Halo Infinite’s content drought, they put their priorities there rather than the show. Which I prefer as to be honest if you ask me, Halo doesn’t really feel like those stories that needs a tv show or movie to tell the story. Plus the show’s story isn’t canon, when I found that out I just turned my mind off to the show and just watched the episodes that had action scenes.

    • @compmanio36
      @compmanio36 2 роки тому +1

      @@eiji862 I thought there was someone from 343 in charge of things, this "Kiki Wolfkill" or whatever her/his name is. Either way, whoever is in charge, they fucked up royally.

    • @samiuddin7051
      @samiuddin7051 2 роки тому

      @@compmanio36
      Yup, it is Kiki Wolfkills fault. She was leading this project since it's announcement 10 years ago. She would've been the one to greenlight the project

    • @compmanio36
      @compmanio36 2 роки тому

      @@samiuddin7051 She turned Halo into a YA romance novel. It's disgusting. With people like that at 343 no wonder Halo keeps digging it's own grave.

  • @Agent_Cobalt
    @Agent_Cobalt 2 роки тому

    Poor jimmy rings

  • @SonicHedgehog1991
    @SonicHedgehog1991 2 роки тому

    ngl, the more you're aware of their relationship in the games, the worse this show gets.

  • @marketmakerstreet
    @marketmakerstreet 2 роки тому +7

    Now I understand Cortana could be the first Genie!

  • @Gr1m_laden_7
    @Gr1m_laden_7 Рік тому +1

    Remember that time in the game when master chief hated cortana? No? Me neither

  • @SlightlyPwnish
    @SlightlyPwnish 2 роки тому

    lmao Master Cheeks

  • @ilphi08
    @ilphi08 2 роки тому +2

    Don't be too harsh
    They just went for the "they hate each other first, but gradually falling in love" trope

  • @kevineggs2641
    @kevineggs2641 2 роки тому +2

    YOU GOT THE TITLE WRONG HIS NAME IS MASTER CHEEKS

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  2 роки тому +1

      ~ JUST FOR YOU, IM GONNA CHANGE IT RIGHT NOW LOL , at the time of this reply right here ~

    • @kevineggs2641
      @kevineggs2641 2 роки тому +1

      @@memesyndrome1223 thank u good sir u have done a most noble service

  • @f4phantom226
    @f4phantom226 2 роки тому +2

    M A S T E R C H E E K S

  • @YaloChief
    @YaloChief Рік тому +2

    Tbh, if they dubbed cortana's voice they should've done the same to master cheeks

  • @princenicholasherrman2347
    @princenicholasherrman2347 2 роки тому +1

    5:11 AM 6/21/2022 For reals they should have used me for the story for Halo. Yeah kind of like that what he goes thru. They put a brainchip inside his head to talk to Cortana. I would have used my wife for the holograph for Cortana. TAKE THE CONTROLS FROM CORTANA SO SHE CANT SHUT HIM DOWN. Happens to me all the time. Like I got kicked in the balls or stomachache or something weird with my body. Samething.

  • @iwontdieyoukunts753
    @iwontdieyoukunts753 2 роки тому

    they ruined it & i knew they would when i saw paramount was in charge

  • @flintson2268
    @flintson2268 2 роки тому

    God they made her creepy

  • @BluDrgn426
    @BluDrgn426 2 роки тому

    Uuughh, this is NOT Master Chief

  • @Varaksis
    @Varaksis Рік тому +4

    Sad thing is, solo creators and small teams of fans can create a way more better and worthwhile masterpiece all on their own without the help of huge production studios. There really is no such thing as a faithful recreation or depiction of games and movies/shows anymore as production is no longer focused on the fans and what the franchise means to the fans, instead they're so focused on what the franchise isn't and what the rest of the world is. When we wanted to see "Halo" we were wanting a kickass Master Chief and him being like he was in the games or books, whatever. What we didn't want, is to see him without his armor/helmet 99.9% of the time, nor did we ever want to see his bare cheeks and making out with a covenant spy. But they pulled out the, "he needs to be more human" card. Master Chief in the games, even with the few one liners he had felt more human than the lines and actions they gave Jimmy Rings or Master Cheeks, whatever his name is now. He feels like to me, an angry teenager who literally cannot keep his cool most of the time. Not the Master Chief we grew up to know and love over the past 20+ years.

    • @memesyndrome1223
      @memesyndrome1223  Рік тому +1

      ~ I said this in one of my other videos to another viewer,
      They made this show to appeal to an audience that doesn't know what halo is and think chief is a space ranger LOL. In doing so they just threw away the already millions of ppl fanbase that existed. Unfortunate but that's what their mistake was, no one at 343 or paramount + was double checking the intent of the show to begin with ~

  • @TheRealHerbaSchmurba
    @TheRealHerbaSchmurba 2 роки тому +1

    Why does he hate her so much?

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 Рік тому +2

    0:47 That stare 💀

  • @SolSeal
    @SolSeal 2 роки тому +8

    Okay… we are perceiving this series wrong… very wrong… this is actually a good Halo tv series. This is the best Halo parody series ever. ;)

    • @Dilpickle2002
      @Dilpickle2002 2 роки тому

      Its the only TV series and animated series is better

    • @bluephoenix7565
      @bluephoenix7565 2 роки тому +2

      Nah, "if halo 2 on legendary was canon." Is a way better halo parody.

    • @God-T
      @God-T 2 роки тому

      This remind of marvel so much of marvel they don't act like there comicbook counter parts but that's what makes it mor special 😚🤩

  • @imortalaztec
    @imortalaztec Рік тому

    Wish i could afford paramount subscription

  • @Skullkan6
    @Skullkan6 2 роки тому +1

    She's actually really cute and not annoying at all.