My little brother, aged six, loves the interrupting animal joke but he hasn't quite worked out how it works. He'll say 'knock knock' 'Who's there-' 'MOOO! '
Anin Lashkar, there is a well-known joke that goes: Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow (or another animal) Interrupting c (get's interrupted before can finish saying "interrupting cow who") Mooo (or another animal noise) The joke being that the animal interrupted the joke because they are an interrupting animal.
Pasty Baker I know this comment is old but... Why did Sally fall off the swing? she had not arms Why did Sally fall off the bike? she had no legs. Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way today. His wife is so distraught, cheese still not over it, we never sausage a thing before.
Haha we used to try the "OMg" joke in chemistry, but my teacher didn't like it because it's supposed to be "MgO" (dream crusher). Did it bother us too much? Na, it was K (more periodic table jokes anyone?).
What elements love bacon? Ba, Co, N. What elements hate bacon? No, B, O, Dy. I was going to tell a Sodium joke, but then I thought Na. You want to hear a joke about Potassium? K. What element treats the other elements when they get sick? Md.
How can you tell the difference between a scientist and a construction worker? Ask them to pronounce this word 'UNIONIZED' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no seriously it works, try it out! ;)
@@Razorbird490 Reading through the comments because some of the jokes people left are absolute gold! (Don't leave comments that you wouldn't want your grand-mother to read, because one day you're children will be that old, and search out your comments for your funeral. Have a nice day!)
Celery Branches Cat nurse: sometimes I can hear him sing such ancient songs Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLES LADIES That makes three doctor who jokes
"I had my left and right atrium removed," Tom said halfheartedly.
That's a Tom Swifty not a pun. They're kind of different
🔥🔥🔥
"I don't need a bra," she said flatly.
My little brother, aged six, loves the interrupting animal joke but he hasn't quite worked out how it works.
He'll say 'knock knock'
'Who's there-' 'MOOO! '
+Amber Shoffren soooooo cute
Amber Shoffren aww
Interrupting Cow?
Anin Lashkar, there is a well-known joke that goes:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow (or another animal)
Interrupting c (get's interrupted before can finish saying "interrupting cow who")
Mooo (or another animal noise)
The joke being that the animal interrupted the joke because they are an interrupting animal.
when I clicked on the video I was like "Ok when is the 9/11 joke going to pop up?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
not sally
Pasty Baker I know this comment is old but... Why did Sally fall off the swing? she had not arms
Why did Sally fall off the bike?
she had no legs.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere
Why did Sally's head hurt?
It was Sally
What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Haha I love this one
+Clevver101 so , i got retrograde linear bunnies , thanx 4 the eufemism
OHHH NNOOSSEE
JoJo Siwa?
not funny at all
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
Sreekant Gottimukkala or Ugh
I put the laughter into slaughter
I put the fun in funeral
Yeah you can!
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You can't spell jokes whitout jewish pepole
Putting the butt into butter, and sand into sandwiches.
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What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
*mindblown*
i laughed harder at that than i was supposed to.
😄 Domic's reference!!!! 😂 That vid was so funny!
Elizabeth H DOMICS?! which episode?
laughter police.
What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
lol
Heard that before!
Senior Grammar Nazi hulloo sur
Senior Grammar Nazi hea i herd ur a gremar nazee soo korekt des if u fel liek it lolololollololol
r/woooooosh
Civil War Jokes? General Lee I don't like 'em.
I like the way the general lee car looks. It’s pretty orange.
😑
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
thebrandonmaster2 You got that from the impossible quiz...
David Hunderson Can a remote control?
No, but a soup can.
David Hunderson
We all get our jokes from somewhere...
Boooo get off the stage!
my friend thinks he is soooo smart, he said onions were the only food that can make you cry...
so i threw a coconut at him.
he no longer thinks so.
NICE!!
GG XD
Let's try pineapple
A *coco (nut)*
Lilith,
*yes*
I love how cute Hank is when he says how cute the shy pepple joke is.
A fish is swimming and hits a concrete wall, then yells "Dam!"
The dam says "Dumb bass!"
I met Michael Jackson once, just after he'd broken up with the Jackson 5, and he was feeling depressed.
So I said to him: "Lighten up!"
I'd say a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
What do you do with dead elements? You Barium
Chemistry jokes are sodium funny.
Audrey M. I heard Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.
What? I thought oxygen was dating magnesium! OMg!
Mia George K.
^ hahaha to these comments above. lol it's a chemistry joke battle!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating
That one was good
YES
+Winter Elton Because 7 8(ate) 9.
+Hardeep Asrani heyyyyyyyy, that's not how you spell 8!!!!!!
heheh
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way today. His wife is so distraught, cheese still not over it, we never sausage a thing before.
when attaching two pieces of wood together he nailed it ... but I screwed it up
Nice one!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Caus the grass tickles their balls
my friends dog Lucky went missing so i stayed up late with him to find her.
i guess you could say we....
were up all night to get lucky ;)
+e.j ambrose you what?
Lol
ayy lmao xD
Clever, actually.
0:28 A DILDO
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?"
"Follow the Fresh Prince" xD
weird seeing a joke about Will Smith, that isn't about him slapping someone
and I do realize this comment is 7 years ago, but somehow still weird 😂
the past the present and the future all walked into a bar
it was pretty tense...
k
This actually could've been 54 jokes considering number 15 could be interpreted as a double-joke.
could have been 60 with a push
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
Who was driving said truck?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Gloves.
Soren Delaney *"Just kidding! she still hasn't opened it."
Daniel Howell's favourite joke?
where was sally after the bomb dropped?
all over the place
"How many is a Brazilian?" made me laugh hard.
Gee me too. Mostly because I am Brazilian, so that helped. hahaha
I couldn't help but think that is something Scooby Doo would say. Ah childhood lol
I told the french egg joke during french class
Everyone hated me.
That's how you know it works
I saw a homeless man with a sign saying "will work for food"...
...so I gave him a coconut.
WAT.
Hah!
Confusion?
I saw a homeless person with a sign saying ‘will work for food...’
I found out he’s been employed by a bacon sandwich.
Why can't u hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom. Because they're DEAD.
Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Cause she will Let it go ;D
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GOOD!!! well played
😆 nice
wack
Wack
Best joke ever
Oh no the xbox and and play station have been injured!!! Here comes the ambulance!!!WiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiuWiiu
Nice
no!!
Lol
DarkKnightPlays
hilariousandoriginal
DarkKnightPlays hahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
*giggles*
What?
You didn't get the reference?
No...?
We're no longer friends.
My life down to a point XD
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not rose...
(This is why I hate my friends...)
Omega Orion Not okay ;-;
MizukiHizachi I know... (._.)
and that's why I hate Dr. Who fans. the crazy ones, not all.
What do you call a alligator in a vest? A investigator
Czaremati 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Czaremati u funny 😭😭
An*
Czaremati kill me
What do you call a muslim investigator?
An Aligator
Haha we used to try the "OMg" joke in chemistry, but my teacher didn't like it because it's supposed to be "MgO" (dream crusher). Did it bother us too much? Na, it was K (more periodic table jokes anyone?).
You need glasses when you do maths because it helps with da-vision.
Do guys make passes at girls who wear glasses? It depend on their frame.
Dad jokes are the *father* of pun-ishment
13: You made the chemist laugh so hard, I had to barium.
I'm Female.
Fe=Iron Male=Man
I'm Iron Man!
PastelBeautyXOX Heard that one from my band director :P
the iron ny
oh now the Xbox and the PS4 are broken call the ambulance
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
I kno
Give to this guy a diploma for this joke ❤😂😂😂
*oh*
*yes*
these are so fucking corny but hilarious I'm dying lol
Do you hear about the guy who's left side is all paralyzed well he's all right now
After wearing stilettos my feet need time to heel
okay I'll get out
Thanks, I'm glad you got a KICK out of my feet jokes
You have deFEETed me with your puns
+Gabriel Kniffen (Gabe)
These puns really touch my SOLE
Oh shoot that's shoes not feet. Almost NAILed it
+Ima Person *ba dum tsssssss*
Haha
WATCHING THIS WHILE EATING WAS A BAD IDEA
When a ninja farts
“It’s silent but deadly”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra
the color coded bookshelf in the background makes me very happy
An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I know because they told me in the first minute of talking to them.
SO TRUE
And they are all 1 guy who is german
sexy vegan?
Annie Trinity if eny thing it’s the religions people that tell you there religious
@@iamevil8582 Not always.
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Owl who finishes your sentences
B: Owl who finishes your sentences
A: Who? Knock knock! Who's there? Still me.
Knowledgeabletyrant wait what
Knowledgeabletyrant A:Knock Knock!
B:who’s there?
A:Your girlfriend
B:Your girlfriend who?
A:your girlfriend who cheated on you
@@X_Grave_X that's me proper roasted innit
1:57
Omg that one got me.
“Now we just call him dav”
What did the egg do when it heard a funny joke?
It cracked up.
Still better jokes than "Still a better love story than Twilight."
That's because this was "Way better of a love story than Twilight."(Cause of the love for cheesy jokes.
Hank's whale noise is my ringtone
It's 3AM here right now and I find this to be the exact level of jokes for this hour :D Love you Hank!
No jokes are funny at 3 am.
I'm like a guy with an imaginary chainsaw at that time
How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?
10 tickles!
No? Just me okay.....
I thought I was going to hate this video
I was dying at the "ten tickles" part.
What did the 2 Egyptians say when they farted?
We have a Toot-In-Common.
Is your refrigerator running? Then I may vote for it.
Nice
Alright, so a blind man walked into a bar...
and a table...
and a chair...
What does a frozen lumberjack say? Timbrrrrr.
What elements love bacon? Ba, Co, N.
What elements hate bacon? No, B, O, Dy.
I was going to tell a Sodium joke, but then I thought Na.
You want to hear a joke about Potassium? K.
What element treats the other elements when they get sick? Md.
My friend cant hang out because he caught a cold from being outside too long, what a frosted flake.
The best about things this video are Hank's reactions to his own jokes.
The best part about this video is when he laughs at the lame ass jokes.
Salt jokes? Really dudes? _Na_, I've heard better ones. :P
You got any sodium bromate? Na bro
But they're sodium funny
Watch out for the Supernatural fans...
+Fred Weasley we're late, but we're here now
All these jokes go into the "DAD'S" file.
I keep these jokes in my Dadda base.
I had a fear of speed bumps, but I slowly got over it.
It's hilarious because Gary Numan is actually older than Gary Oldman.
If masterbation was illegal, people would take the law into their own hands
Bahahaah, I see what you did there :D
*masturbation
ua-cam.com/video/iYVO5bUFww0/v-deo.html
Whats the name of the worlds best bankrobber?
Robin Banks
The best thing about this is how genuinely happy and excited Hank is for all these jokes.
Prince Charlie's went to the dentist, the dentist told him he needed a crown, Charles was all, "I know, right."
How can you tell the difference between a scientist and a construction worker?
Ask them to pronounce this word
'UNIONIZED'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no seriously it works, try it out! ;)
You saying bad jokes?
I Got a Joke for you! What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
IMAGINATION
Ederick Wong SAVAGE
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I didn't like my beard at first...
But then it grew on me.
What did the chicken say to the other chicken?
Got some weed?
Seed* stupid autocorrect
HahAhhaAhAHA I need friends
Comment section:
99.9999% dumb jokes
0.0001% actual things
"By the time I had processed one of these jokes and laughed, you were on the third one." Lol you talk fast and I love it! My sister does not
normally i say "so a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says why the long face? the horse says mY WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD"
I nearly cried from laughter at number 24 :')
puns give me life
That titanic joke hits extra lately. Bahaha
wanna hear a wall joke?
I couldn't get over it!
what do you get when you cross the confederacy with an omelette?
EGG WHITES
what do you get when you cross a dmz with an omelette? shot
why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
Because he was OUT STANDING IN HIS FIELD
😂😂 4 yrs later and I still love these!
"What do you call a fish with no Eyes?
A: a Fish"
...I call it dinner.
the joke is "A fsh."
The opposite is, "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
"a piiig." this one works better vocally. And again, good for dinner.
@@geraldfrost4710 the fact that I commented this 7 years ago scares me 😂 The joke makes so much more sense when you're older 😬
@@Razorbird490 Reading through the comments because some of the jokes people left are absolute gold!
(Don't leave comments that you wouldn't want your grand-mother to read, because one day you're children will be that old, and search out your comments for your funeral. Have a nice day!)
A car was tired again. No spun intended.
The Hipster and Titanic ones were beautiful.
Okay, the C-shells one caught went right over my head! 😂
Ok so that's 2 Doctor Who jokes, and a Sherlock joke.
WhoLock confirmed.....?
SeaBiscuit yes.
WOOOHOOOO
THATS STILL NOT ENOUGH
Celery Branches Cat nurse: sometimes I can hear him sing such ancient songs
Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
ALL THE SINGLES LADIES
That makes three doctor who jokes
"Whattaya call a fish with no eyes?
A fish...?"
No, you call it a fsh
I would say a lord of the rings joke but all of them Aragorn
Man really added chapters to this video from 9 years ago.
Subscribed for Hank Green.
I love number 20! Lol! :D
That was beautiful.
They had two doctor who jokes 😀😃😝😜
Dear god I love VLOGBROTHERS!!
Caroline Congoutski Doctor who for the win
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.
why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
I’ve been watching you for 12 years. First video I watched was 53 terrible jokes in under 3 minutes!
Why did the plane crash?
because the pilot was a loaf of bread
(Stolen off of Tumblr)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
ADHD
ADHD who?
(stares off into distance)
What about waterproof water?
Pour some water in a glass with more water in it and BAM! :3 The water doesn't get wet!
A mushroom walks into mcdonalds and the server says sorry we Don't serve mushrooms here the mushroom responds why not im a fungi