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"Charcoal impregnated Carhart coveralls in the desert" is the most accurate description of MOPP gear I've ever heard
If you want dank waterproof gear canvas that's waxed with toilet bowl rings and linseed oil is the shit. But for MOPP gear it's definitely like the 1920s.
😂
Moral of the story; Never eat the forbidden chicken.
No the moral of the story is always eat the forbidden chicken your body will aclimate as long as its just the cooking and not disentry or giardiah
Not even once. No matter how good it looks. It will end your hopes and dreams.
Thats what germany said and now we cant have fucking hiluxes fuck that😂😂
Don't trust the Taliban tenders.
Always have an extra set of shorts wrapped in kevlar.
I made the mistake of trusting a fart out in the middle of Kabul when my stomach was uneasy, never again...
I'm 44 now, went in ..in 98. Went to Saudi in 00 and 01 before everything else kicked off. By the time I left in 2000 I could no longer trust a fart
You're not a true Grunt until you've shit your pants. Especially on deployment😂😅
The hell I need to wait to be deployed for, I’ll do it now
@@Shitbird3249 😆😆😆 I think you are a Grunt my son🤪
somewhere in IED alley, my pair of shitty drawers is resting snugly on the side of a goat trail lol
I've shit my pants gambling on a fart several times and I've never served.
Definitely pissed myself before. Long walk, it’s already raining. My pants aren’t getting any more wet.
“I shit myself twice in one hour.”
Nick: “Oh no…”
I mean, he was a NG medic, so probably had to help a guy or two out.
And has worked the trades. And we know how gas station lunches can come back to hurt you.
It was a WELL known fact never touch local food but when you are hungry you’ll eat anything. I saw a dude in Afghan who ate goat literally having explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit out of a humvee. We all felt really bad for him but dammit it was also funny to watch, I mean he was warned before hand.
My uncle drank the tea at one of the local meetings they had with Iraqis in Baqubah in 04/05. As a squad leader, he didn't want to be disrespectful as the Iraqis were already on edge so he drank some. Turns out, the water for the tea came directly from the Sirwan River. While coming back from the patrol, he had already used 2 empty .50 cans as his toilet; and spent the next 2 weeks in medical; sicker than anything he had ever been in his life. Ended up with Giardia and Salmonella at the same time. Poor guy couldn't go to the bathroom right for years after.
@@gp556by45 The fact that they just drink that water on the regular blows my mind, the human body is crazy.
I had the shits for 4 years from eating stuff in Afghanistan. No idea what intestinal parasite it was that I picked up, but years later I got bronchitis real bad and the VA gave me a ton of antibiotics for it. About the 3rd day of antibiotics, I crapped my first solid turd in 4 years and practically cried tears of joy.
Thank you for your service.
Just say your soft american stomach can't handle spices. It's ok bro we know Americans like their stale food.
"you smell like an infant" 😂 bro what?
That absolutely was the best response possible. I lost it
Are we not Infant-ry?
@@lc3853 That explains a lot! 😉
8:00
What did he run over?! A child or something?! 😂😂😂😂
It's ok, Jack. I drank an expired Fruitopia drink in 4th grade and almost failed that year from attendance issues because it gave me a gastrointestinal issue and I couldn't stop shitting for two weeks. At least I wasn't being shot at though. Stay strong bro.
Holy shit frutopia they dont even sell that shit anymore i once left a jug of arizona watermelon juice in my car so long it fermented into prison wine
I was today years old when I learned I was cursed to share an Mos with Jack Mandeville. Or blessed one of the two
Yes.
Blursed
Haahh
That explains why Jack does so many skits involving diapers/crapping himself
I shit myself at school one time in 12th grade and walked home to find my dad had done the same at work that day. We agreed to never speak of it again.
until now
sounds to me like your mother made you guys some salmonella souffle 😂❤😂
@@Josh.Pascale We ate at a local place that had just opened up and never went back. They were shut down less than a month later for health-code violations. Was pretty funny because we knew the owners lol.
I almost shit myself laughing
2:25 charcoal, impregnated, Carhart?!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not sure if I could complain about an uncomfortable hazmat suit knowing that the canadian soldiers of ww1 used urine soaked rags to combat chlorine gas
One of the most random and hilarious stories ever 😂😂😂
Jack ran over a child didn't he. That's ok it was just a speed bump jack
It had to be a dog.
A kid is a cringe laugh. An Iraqi dog is fucking hilarious no matter how you tell it.
Thought it was a body 😂😅
I was thinking it was a donkey
@DaveyJake probably saved if from some other nasty situations
I've been looking for an answer to this and no one has replied to me yet xD
That's the most Marine shit I've ever heard 🤣🤣. Able to be ready to kick ass @ any moment..... also can sleep thru shitting himself 2×🥴🤣
My Dad was a drill sergeant in the Guard in the 50's and had to save several idiots on the grenade range.😊
Good Lord!!! I haven't laughed so hard....in for -fuckin-ever!! Thanks guys!
It was either a kid or a dead body. He def ran over a kid or a dead body.
Well that kid became both 😂
based off the number of syllables I'm going to say dead bodies
@@nobody-ye9rx a quick utterance of "a fkin' kid" almost works but the length/emphasis on the first syllable(s) I think pretty certainly indicate dead body being what he said. Maybe an animal living or dead but it's way funnier being just straight up a dead guy as an aside to the chaos of that story haha
Could've been a donkey
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder than I did at this 😂
It's weird hearing his story since I was in Iraq in 2017-2018, and being like "I know what he's talking about!"
The thing I respect the most about Veterans is they sweat their nuts off for us and literally went through shit 😂
Oh my God Jack is the best this is the second best shit in your pants story I've ever heard
Wait...second best? I wanna know what the best one is now, because that was hilarious.
Oh my god poor Jack.
I would just DIE from that level of embarassment.
I can barely even bring myself to laugh 😂
i just noticed how many subs yall have. i really thought you had a million at this point. Complementing you if im not being obvious because the show is that good and im really surprised.
This is just the clips channel the main one probably has much more than this one
You know the chicken is good when you bite into it and it bleeds a little bit and extra chewy....lol
I audibly cringed at this comment.
Same @@jimdandy8119
Epic content so glad i found you guys all together been subbed to donut forever and fat electrician couple months now.
Thanks!
It's been a day. We need more Jack stories!
When I heard "schloop" I almost shat myself laughing
Jack Mandaville was a Marine and served in Iraq? I, I, my brain...what? I, what? So much confusion. Jack? Marines? What? I, just, can't. What? Mr. Mandaville sir, thank you for your service.
Number 1 I am pretty sure we were at the same places. I was 3/7 Lima company. Number 2 he is absolutely true how crappy it was to have the shits! Two tours it spread through companies it was miserable. You made me laugh so hard because it’s so true and sucked so bad. Been through it Semper Fi! Thank you and 100 percent true!
4:42
Be me, 5'3 out of the avg height of ~6' in the PLT during BCT
I did the grenade training, toting my ACU Flak Vest, I punted that grenade with all my might... Last thing I felt was me flying, and the 6'5 200ish pound EOD Safety body-checking me into the gravel. My sideplates clicked loudly and I managed to get out of there without injury, but very much winded and dazed
at the beginning i was thinking 'this reminds me of Generation Kill' didnt expect them to have actually worked together
The invasion of Iraq told through the likes of Travis Haley and Brad Colbert. Enter Jack Mandaville with his shit covered drawers 😂
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH former Marine here . Was in 4th Marine 3rd Marine division , task force baby bear
8:05 i’ve never seen Nick laugh THAT fucken hard
this guy must be dead exhausted not to wake up from that bio urge
Theres a paragraph or more written because of this lol. "Do not eat food thats never seen a refrigerator"
Side Tangent:
That dude looks and damn near sounds like Jake the Snake.
I learned this lesson at scout camp lol. Guys said don’t eat the meatloaf, I didn’t believe them & paid the price.
00:13 *cries in 4th LAR*
As my first duty station service plt H&S company We simply were a refill and refit for other units. Constantly being used for aiding other sf units and guarding posts. Great unit.
So that was the god-awful smell that was permeating all of Iraq !! Jack dropping ass 😂. I was only a couple of days back moving supplies in.
I was in a green light skinned gun trucks, and the marines were close to the front, right behind 3ID hahahahaha
I just fucking shit myself!....🙃😕
Had a guy mistakingly eat an exlax bar in Bosnia and ran for the port a potty at the gate
All this time I thought the fat electrician was a navy guy. I can relate a lot. Not only was I 11B, I am also a fat electrician. If you’re from Texas, that’s 3 for 3
Chicken, Currey, pita, vegetable korma, shawarma, roasted turtle...omg. just....dont.
nick almost needed oxygen ............🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
me being morbid as i am which there was video footage of this lol
he had the kabob qwik steps
Nick just fkin dying the entire time
That's a great name for a metal band.
Pineapple Grenades we just threw them.
Sitting on the toilet rn shitting my brains out watching this at work.
Wasn't sure if that was Ron Jeremy or Angry Cops in disguise. 🤣🤣
haha
😂😂😂 what the fuck did he run over? I can’t figure it out.😂😂😂😂
Now I can officially say “My uncle Jacks shitty war story is better then any of your uncles stories” 🤣🤣❤️
Is he actualy your uncle tho because my actual dad shit himself while trying to crawl through a vc tunnel in nam my family is in fact very shity i once shit myself trying to blow my nose in fact if i dont wreck at least one set if drawers a month somthun aint right
I shit my pants when I was in honor guard… 😅
I don't remember that part in Generation Kill.
What word was bleeped out around 8:05? I has to know!!! Askin for a frwen! 🙏
Donkey, sheep, dog?
@@LivermooreJesse965ud I think he said dog
I made that mistake in Turkey, but you get used to it. But I shat so hard for a week after eating the local food while stationed there.
Don't eat their food!? Hell my squad would go on a patrol simply to get their food! Shit was so good!
That was wonderful!
This is my new favorite podcast, I wish I could bullshit with these guys. This really has a great vibe full of info so its still non mil accessible.
“You smell like an infant”
That earned a sub.
FYI drivers in LAR literally have 2 infantry MOS (0311/0313), they might be the most qualified drives in the military,
This. This is the wrong first video to watch. Or the ultimate best. If you’re into this - welcome and god have mercy on your soul. If not - you are among the chosen people of god , please put in a good word for the rest of us.
Would be cool to hear jack talk about the invasion and buildup/work up
His generation blew up the AKs.
This generation was ordered to leave their M4s behind for the enemy.
Hahahahahaha shiiit. I honestly Never thought about that
I was a drill sergeant for5 years and yea slammed many recruits I’m 😂
When is the episode with Gary from Friday Night Tights going to be uploaded?
You absolutely eat goat, rice, and footbread. Wash it down with a nice cup of chia.
Footbread?
I ate the food I was just fine kinda😂
“Kinda” 😂😂
@@Jeragon186 the kabob were bomb
I was mopp4 trained. I remember those times.
OH man. OR, the constipation that came from MREs in late 80s early 90s
Should ask about the Mosul company that had to have a Blackhawk 'hot drop' an entire pallet of Imodium'. Even the wall guards were pulling overwatch sitting on buckets, from what I heard.
So while i was trying to join the army (couldnt gain enough weight) i was told MREs kinda backed you up and that when you ate real food again it will unclog the system.
EVERYONE who was there at the beginning knows the "Week 3 D&Vs" 🤣
If you didn't have it, you knew at least 2 people who did.
(I got "lucky"...had the shits for 3 days but no vomiting)
As a kid id see sailors in mopp gear running for hours. Dad said those were the shitheads
You can eat the food, just post and not pre mission.
So I have IBS, and I was a cop. We had a raid planned for the day at some point but we were waiting on some pieces to fall into place. So it was an hour before quitting time and I had to go. I say, welp imma let Sarge know and handle business.
I tell him and get told: nah Corporal we're fixing to hit the house, wanna ram the door? So i rammed the door, spent three hours helping search/arrest folks, and got home in time to drop my gunbelt and launch it as I was sitting down. Good times
Wait you didn't shit in the suspect's bathroom?
Broooooo...you didn't want anything to do with that bathroom.
Nick truly lost his shit in this story.😅
Did he say "goat" "donkey" ?
I miss the theme song
Operation Brownie Pockets
Better than wearing a RUBBER suit like the USSR !!
Well that was a shitty experience
😆😅🤣😂🍻
Never eat the geef
NGL that's impressive but definitely not the record...
So, I'd like to hear where Jack's journey takes us after Baghdad and Tikrit. How about, 1st LAR moving into that battalion wide 360 position in Nasiriyah, and 75% of the battalion got dysentery....it was a nightmare...
I actually consider myself the luckiest mf in that battalion during that deployment, because I never shit myself once. Hell, they should give me a medal, "Did not shit myself on deployment" medal. So much shat....
Baby wipes!!
What is the reason you dont eat their food? Is it a seasoning kind of thing that fucks woth people?
These are people who are lucky to have refrigeration and have no concept of washing your hands before cutting or cooking the chicken lmao; it’s not the spice but the inherent uncleanliness of it that punches are comparatively baby strength western guts.
That and in some places the cooking itself may or may not be stored or done correctly before being served. So food borne illnesses are common but they have built a tolerance to it that foreigners to the region will have difficulty digesting or even fighting off local bacterial colonies.
Sanitary reasons and believe it or not, sometimes that won't even help. The local bacteria thats natural to everyone else and already inside their stomach is not natural to you, sends everything into a flurry
Ahhh, thank you both for clearing this up!
Its the same reason you should buy bottles water if you go to Mexico on vacation.
Between seeing FE melt down and hearing Eli's laugh...well I can skip ab's today as I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.
I guess LAV is a shitty job but somebody has to do it
Fuck, that sucks!
Im army you can't make this up haaa