Most male romance youtubers: Be aggressive/mean, show you’re the alpha male, with hold affection and gifts MatPat: Do literally the opposite and have a dog, according to science
@@e_intelligence2487 i'd suggest not engaging with anyone who just posts a youtube link, especially 348 times on the same channel. Don't even click it, just report it. I guess unless you want to point out to others not to interact with them
“Women are three times more likely to give their number to a guy if he has a dog.” Everyone is more likely to do anything if there’s a cute soft animal involved
@@indian4914 depends on the person in question. Babies are the same as pet rats - some people screech and jump 2m away if you just mention one while others can't stop cooing over how cute it is xD
this is mattpats way of saying “well gamers you failed at real dating, you failed at dating sims, now the only way you can find love is by actually altering the chemicals in her body”
Nah anger comes from having the wrong expectations about life and trying or wanting to change things outside your reach. Just accept things like they are
I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear gee
Fun fact: Dogs and people share oxytocin when they look into each other's eyes. Cats and people share oxytocin when people pet them. 🥺❤ I find that so cute!
Me and my dad went out Valentines day shopping for my mom. My mom needed the surprise because she has been having worse days at work lately. It was really nice too see her smile. Not that she's depressed or anything but she appreciated the cheer up.
I don’t necessarily think FDA approval should be that important. I mean, if it were important, it would matter that the current COVID-19 vaccines are not FDA approved.
"and if you don't have a date this valentines day, statistics show that there is a good chance stress eating will be involved," Me with my candy and a sandwich: I ReFuSe this KnOwLeDgE!!
@@patientzeero5653 true, there are no returns on knowledge, but matpat forgot one thing,.......some of us eat for pleasure, we eat on valentines day because we just like eating and not out of stress LMAO
Chocolate makes a GREAT way to end a date due to endorphins released after eating. Unless ya'll had beans during dinner. I have NEVER served a Valetines dinner heavy in Legumes or Dairy =)
Can we all also appreciate how he has spiraled this channel and film theory out of game theory, and always cranks out good content when you need it the most, Thanks Mat and Team Theorist!☺️
What I imagine: Me: Excuse me, miss, Would you be interested in some chocolate? Girl: I`m sorry did you say chocolate? My friend: Yes, With or without nuts? Girl: Chocolate...Chocolate!.... CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! Me and my friend: " Looking at each other in concerned confusion " Girl: CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!!!!!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!!!!!!! Me and my friend: * running * Girl * chasing and saying CHOCOLAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Credit: Spongebob
“And if you don’t have a date this Valentine’s Day, statistics show there’s a good chance stress eating will be involved.” Me feeling MatPat judging me because I’m finishing a king size Hershey’s
*looks to the side of the pc* *Proceeds to ignore the 2 liters of root beer and 3 family-size barbeque chips bags* *continues eating year-old chocolates*
@@veryhot2279 Wow... did you go through every matpat video doing that? cus I just came over from some year old film theories and you’d left that link everywhere.
I love how to use Rhett and Link as an example because they did that whole like cuddle episode about how learning how to cuddle and how they produce that hormone
When MatPat said "And if you don't have a date this valentine's day, statistics show there's a good chance stress eating will be involved!" ... I felt that 😭
At this point ive accepted that i wont have a valentine, or even a girlfriend for quite a while. 3years single as ever and I've survived. Ive got videogames, friends, and guitar what else is needed
Reminded me of a telenovela I saw called “Chocolate com pimenta”, where a girl found old recipes in which chocolate was mixed with different types of pepper to create different types of love in the clients. It was really cute! Worth a watch.
*Every theory ever* -Tons of scientific evidence showing why the hypothesis isn't true -Last three minutes of the video gives some reason why all of that scientific evidence doesn't matter
Man, nobody can deny that MatPat is a genius. He also is very dedicated. He might have a screw loose... Or two, but hey he's like the teacher we never had.
Also, getting them their favorite food will probably boost your chances big time, because it shows that you: 1) Pay attention to what they like 2) Are willing to go through the effort of getting or making those things for them And there isn’t much in the world that’s sexier than that.
“Nothing is sexier than saving money.” No, no, hes got a point.
I know one thing not having to spend money
"How are your finances?"
"I have transcended beyond the cycle of bartery and find miserly matters untenable"
"...So broke then."
Then people are gonna steal your money
Bro i legit saw this comment right before i heard the actual thing
I care not for such things as lust, for I have enough wealth to buy lifetime supplies of Italian food!
Mat: "works everytime!"
Me: "how many times do you need a love potion?"
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Very Hot look boi I ain’t falling for that
Every year maybe
@@veryhot2279 YOU CAN'T TRICK ME NOW! I. AM. NOT. A. MORON!!!!!
I would need alot. It takes alot for someone to love me
i hate how clean that transition into honey was, like, it was so seemless, and beautiful
literally what i was thinking
He got us
It cannot be any smoother than that. Period
YESSSS
I was looking for this comment
I yelled "DAAAAAAAAANG THAT WAS SMOOOOOOOOTH"
Time stamp?
Most male romance youtubers: Be aggressive/mean, show you’re the alpha male, with hold affection and gifts
MatPat: Do literally the opposite and have a dog, according to science
Fictional from reality
STONKS!
Snap back to reality
@@dxx2070 ope there goes gravity
Most of those romance youtubers are actually alone while Matpat already has a wife and child,so is kinda obvious who we should listen to.
“Are aphrodisiacs real?”
Thousands of fan fiction writers start sweating
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yeah
@@sekoseko893 That's just a video on how to block any website on any browser without software
@@e_intelligence2487 i'd suggest not engaging with anyone who just posts a youtube link, especially 348 times on the same channel. Don't even click it, just report it.
I guess unless you want to point out to others not to interact with them
@@JoeFollower what is it?
THE SEXIEST PART OF THIS VIDEO WAS THE IMPOSSIBLY SMOOTH TRANSITION FROM THE END OF THE VIDEO INTO THE HONEY SPONSOR
Right?? I guess you could say it was as smooth as honey :3
It did turn me on a bit tbh
i just got to that part, now i understand what you mean buddy, it is impossibly smooth
@CringeyCrud what
@@wonner0 chicken nugget zoom?
We all got to appreciate how MatPat is one of the smartest people on this entire platform and still makes his videos fun
congrats on being pinned
Fr
My man got pinned in 2 minutes
Update: Looks like MatPat saw this reply, he unpinned it.
Also that Segway to the sponsor was so f-ing smooth
Congrats
in conclusion, if you want a girlfriend, wear red, get a dog, learn how to cook, and get honey.
When you go to the strip club, take quarters and make it hail. You get 4 times the value.
And try to make her laugh. As a woman, guys who are funny are the best, and if she's laughing the guy knows he's doing well
You are all correct sure, but your forgetting the most important part in a good relationship. TIGER P~NIS FOR DINNER!
Don’t forget the surprise dinner!
Also be kind
"Let's see what SCIENCE has to say about this!"
*Shows Kronk and Yzma*
Seems legit
Pull the lever Kronk...
*WRONG LEVERRRRR* RRRRRRrrrrrrr
Why do we even have that lever!
**says a quote**
No,no. He's got a point.
The only thing smoother than chocolate syrup, is Matpat's transitions.
The sponsorship part came so smoothly
That is RICH
Like Tetris
Will you be my valentine❤
@@mrunmaiparab9705 for REAL
“Women are three times more likely to give their number to a guy if he has a dog.”
Everyone is more likely to do anything if there’s a cute soft animal involved
As a man, I agree.
I mean who can resist a cute little companion ??
Cute little animal?
Does a baby work?
@@indian4914 depends on the person in question. Babies are the same as pet rats - some people screech and jump 2m away if you just mention one while others can't stop cooing over how cute it is xD
Well.
Time to kidnap a baby I guess?
this is mattpats way of saying “well gamers you failed at real dating, you failed at dating sims, now the only way you can find love is by actually altering the chemicals in her body”
Is true. Espacially if we took the twitter or reddit sidequest by now.
If a guy gives me food I’ll be set for life, he can have me. And as I’ve learned, it seems to go both ways.
when all else fails, chemical manipulation
@@ethanholland991 and if THAT fails, there's always transmutation
@@hunterlg13 what about the 4chan side qeust
"Nothing is sexier than saving money"
YES
So hormny by that
@@2345-q8c bruh
i was just about to put this lmao
What about conserving the environment? THAT is hot.
MatPat: "and tiger pen*s"
Me: *"excuse me W H A T"*
I KNOW RIGHT, WHY ARE'NT MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT!?!
@@Anthro-FRK ^
And bull testicles
It completely came out of nowhere!
I beg your pardon
2:03
“sugar causes anger”
Me: *no wonder I get mad easily-*
are you sure its sugar though?
Nah anger comes from having the wrong expectations about life and trying or wanting to change things outside your reach. Just accept things like they are
@@waffle_5079 it's probably the crash that comes after a sugar high
*sugawara koushi has entered the chat*
prolly why i hate the atypical fast food
The internet: Pecans are aphrodisiacs!
Me who has a pecan allergy: Ah yes, allergic reactions, how romantic.
food and drink printing:drink only for weather rain when street food soup
This deserves more likes
Ikr
That’s nuts!
sorry…not sorry
That is kinda funny tbh, but you can probably turn it into a joke of sorts
"Chocolate can make you fall in love"
"Don't do that don't give me hope."
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ok
I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear gee
@@AxxLAfriku You ok?
Press Y for Same
For those as curious as me: the binary translates to ‘Valentine’s Day Easter Egg’.
Thank youuu!
Thanks
Epic
If only I read your comment before... could have spared at least fifteen minutes of my life🥲
I also did this before looking at the comments lol
The fastest way to a man’s heart....
IS BETWEEN THE FOURTH AND FIFTH RIBS.
NANI!!??!
Can confirm
bud-dum tssh!
@@abdiawl66 HOL UP
@@csweezey18 can confirm too from experience
Fun fact: Dogs and people share oxytocin when they look into each other's eyes. Cats and people share oxytocin when people pet them. 🥺❤ I find that so cute!
So THAT's why my cat demands pets 😌
they technically cannot since there is no physical connection they just cause one other to start pumping oxytocin
That is so cool!
That's why my day goes so much better when my kitty cuddles me in the morning. I love that.
@@RosheenQuynh so your pet...wants pets? :D
"Hey, babe. What's for dinner?"
"Tiger p~nis."
"Whatthef~ck-?"
Sounds like tony the tiger Twitter.
“Yep honey ,and frosted flakes”
I was drinking water when that was mentioned and I nearly died, and then quickly did a double take to make sure I heard it right lol
Hahaha
It taste like chicken
Me and my dad went out Valentines day shopping for my mom. My mom needed the surprise because she has been having worse days at work lately. It was really nice too see her smile. Not that she's depressed or anything but she appreciated the cheer up.
That’s nice :)
aww thats so nice 🥺🥺
"Nothing's sexier than saving money"
- Matpat 2021
Oh yeah
the people on extreme cheapskates
@@lippu580 XD YES!
@@lippu580 *_TLC would like to know your location_*
He’s right
Best quote I’ve heard so far this year. “Nothing is sexier than saving money,” MatPat 2021
The “does it even have FDA approval” 😂😂
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Thats how you get mugged
@@waterscorpion6998 1v1 me
@@Pg-ch5nb may pat pat keeps drug dealers off the streets by annoying them using the SODIUM CHLORIDE method from jimmy nutron
I don’t necessarily think FDA approval should be that important. I mean, if it were important, it would matter that the current COVID-19 vaccines are not FDA approved.
“Does it have FDA approval!?”
-MatPat quote of his life
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@@veryhot2279 Can you not
@Sarah Strickland So true! 😂
I don't think you could get FDA approval for a mind control drug, no matter how effective it was..
@@veryhot2279 stfu
"and if you don't have a date this valentines day, statistics show that there is a good chance stress eating will be involved,"
Me with my candy and a sandwich: I ReFuSe this KnOwLeDgE!!
ok
Yup Valentine's day sucks
sorry no returns on knowledge
@@patientzeero5653 true, there are no returns on knowledge, but matpat forgot one thing,.......some of us eat for pleasure, we eat on valentines day because we just like eating and not out of stress LMAO
To quote a wise person in my zoom class “Valentine’s Day, eh”
Anyone realize when he was talking about attraction he was showing two guys I love
I was looking for a comment about it, it makes me happy :)
I saw that and immediately went to the comments to see who else noticed
yes, it was so wholesome
If you are in love with two guys, I recommend to save time, energy, and stress by picking only one.
@@mistifer_1 I can’t tell if you’re joking or just...idk
MatPat is the embodiment of "Knowledge is Power", that guy at the start didn't know WHO he was messing with.
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hang on why are people putting links in the chat? is this like an advertising bot thing or am I just being stupid
@@witherbomb47 im not a bot
So he's Tzeantch
8:24 "People are more attractive when wearing red"
Tom Scott: I am four parallel universes ahead of you
I saw that and I check my clothes and found out I own nothing red
@@On1yGreen Your name literally being "Green" makes this even funnier.
@@Schradermusic 🤣🤣🤣
Me, who's favorite color is red :
*I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN*
@Krazy Kai eddsworld?
Chocolate makes a GREAT way to end a date due to endorphins released after eating.
Unless ya'll had beans during dinner. I have NEVER served a Valetines dinner heavy in Legumes or Dairy =)
So thats why i can't stop eating chocolate
Chocolate is also approved by a turtle
@@TurtleChad1 good turtle
;
Beans? Eww
Brb ordering some red shirts
Short answer yes,
(Getting addicted lol)
I saw you in another video
Matpat! Mastermind of nerd ness and confusion. (This is a joke)
😂😂
If your talking about being addicted to food theory I was a long time ago 😌
You didn’t even watch the video yet
Wow, i was first and i get no thumbs up:(
Using the demonetization symbol as a censor is god-tier visual comedy
Not the first time I've seen, but also not the first time it's made me chuckle
Yes
You know whenever matpat says “right?” There will be another 15 minutes in the video.
Oki this is too accurate-
You say that but the video is less than 15 minutes in total
@@bananabananathebananakingh9634 true true
@@bananabananathebananakingh9634 he might not be talking about this episode
@@bananabananathebananakingh9634 r/woooooosh
That transition was so smooth I didn't even realise he began talking about sponsor.
“Women are three times more likely to give a guy their number if he has a dog.”
As a girl... I coulda told you that.
Umm... I'm scared of dogs
@@swift_sa Soo, any pet? Cat?
@@mikitamiridoka3990 no I had a fish and a rabbit once
Any touchable pet that wouldnt pee on me rewards a number tbh
What about Muslims?
That was the smoothest ad transition ever.
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@@sekoseko893 should I do it?
I'm gonna click the link wish me luck
@Christopher Francis I fell for it
If anyone is wondering, it says "Valentine's Day Easter Egg" at 8:21 in binary (yes, i had to translate it manually)
Thank you for your service. Here, have a smiley :)
Lol
you are amazing ill give you a smiley as well :)
Another smiley for your collection! :) thank you
:)
I love the explanation of different types of attraction, and how it’s not all sexual or romantic. As an asexual, I really appreciate it
Can we all also appreciate how he has spiraled this channel and film theory out of game theory, and always cranks out good content when you need it the most, Thanks Mat and Team Theorist!☺️
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"Nothing is sexier than saving money." Yes, that's what gets you the person you love, you being very careful with your cash
So that way there’s more for your ex-wife to steal in the divorce, even IF you both sign a prenup? I’ll pass
“Coffee causes anger”
Me: “No wonder I get mad so easily...”
Me, who doesn’t like coffee but has anger issues: 👁👄👁
My sisters diet
Coffee
Maybe something random for lunch
Dinner
Sometimes desert
...
No wonder she almost always yells at me...
Thats true
(waiting for angry awnser)
Same
I feel like the dog thing isn’t necessarily about it being cute, but it also shows that the guy might be less likely to be a sociopath 😅
gel intestine
Probably also because it shows the guy is capable of taking care of a living creature.
@@ChefMonke07 that’s my point. It isn’t just because women think dogs are cute, but it signifies other things.
@@brenda0006 Yeah, but we can't deny that the cuteness definitely plays a role too.
Yeah I agree with that also 100TH LIKE YEAH BABY
No one:
Single people: time to score me a relationship with chocolate
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What I imagine:
Me: Excuse me, miss, Would you be interested in some chocolate?
Girl: I`m sorry did you say chocolate?
My friend: Yes, With or without nuts?
Girl: Chocolate...Chocolate!.... CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
Me and my friend: " Looking at each other in concerned confusion "
Girl: CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!!!!!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!
Me and my friend: * running *
Girl * chasing and saying CHOCOLAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Credit: Spongebob
@@Raclii please don't spam links in other peoples comment sections, its against the UA-cam rules and its also just annoying to other people.
@Jonathan Toj thank you, i will
yeah
"Nothing is sexier than saving money"
~MatPat 2021
Tru tho
@@wynnsr_ lol
@@wynnsr_ is that a kirigiri alpaca?
This comment is brought to you by Honey
So many good quotes this episode.
“The sexiest thing is saving money”
#aphrodisifacts
“Oh baby come hither”
"How would anyone get anything done?"
Me, an asexual, and my fellow aspecs: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
This is gold also THANK YOU
yes
"Can chocolate make you fall in love?"
NOPE! NOTHING CAN! MUAHAHAHA
-your local aroace
wowww you guys are so hilarious
@@roserose109 don't lie to me
“Nothing is sexy-er than saving money” this is a quote im using all the time now
my girlfriend didn't agree :(
Sexier.
Honestly didn't realize that the video ended cuz the transition was that good XD
“And if you don’t have a date this Valentine’s Day, statistics show there’s a good chance stress eating will be involved.”
Me feeling MatPat judging me because I’m finishing a king size Hershey’s
*looks to the side of the pc*
*Proceeds to ignore the 2 liters of root beer and 3 family-size barbeque chips bags*
*continues eating year-old chocolates*
@Autumn Dye Who said we were going to get competitive?
*Reaches for full weeks worth of oreos and hot cheetos*
lol same *sobs while eating boxed chocolates*
Me who doesn't have a crush or lover: wow, this is worthless
It's less than worthless my boy!
Me, ace/aro: wow, this is worthless
same here . i decided to get myself some nice chicken food . watch a movie and then go to sleep
@@cwsmio-trio1267 I was about to write the exact same comment XD I'm still gonna watch the entire video tho
@@tickle.wiggle same. Literally the only reason I clicked on the video was because it was Food Theory
"Works every time." No, that's how you get shanked in a shady alley :V
"being nice is found to be attractive"
people who are attracted to toxic people *laughs*
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Me, an asshole: Fails life
@@SkyHighTigre75 Nah, You're not a donkey's bodily opening, It'll get better soon just try
Also People who are attracted to toxic behavior: *crying internally*
me who has been nice my entire life: WHERE ARE THEY?
This was the smoothest transaction to a sponsor I've ever seen. Took me a couple seconds to realise the actual video was over.
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February: * exists *
Matpat: *T I G E R P E N IS*
how does this have 163 likes and 1 reply
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Ngl I lost my crap when matpat said that-
Me in AP phycology having very little idea of what is going on:
“Mnm it works just like that”
"Kindness can make you more attractive"
Wow, real mindblowing stuff here
(insert Tim Allen "Urrrh???")
In the intro..... "works everytime." I guess Matpat meets a lot of strangers selling strange liquids in an alley way... hmmm
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@Deborah Ajao facts
" *Food Theory does not reccomend buying viles of glowing liquids from strangers* "
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I dunno maybe it does
@@veryhot2279 Wow... did you go through every matpat video doing that? cus I just came over from some year old film theories and you’d left that link everywhere.
I love how to use Rhett and Link as an example because they did that whole like cuddle episode about how learning how to cuddle and how they produce that hormone
"Tiger's p**is"
My boyfriend who's named is Tiger: "oh yeah automatic dub"
Hol’ up a minute I gotta change my name.
Ahahah
None of us expected that
Is that a flex
Should I be worried
Cringing?
OH SHI--
Get yourself a man who can do all three: lust, attraction and attachment.
Guess my gender: man, onion, or woman.
@@MushroomMan64 I'm guessing onion
@@MushroomMan64 a mushroom man
@@MushroomMan64 id vote onion
@@MushroomMan64 onion man?
Dwight Schrute told me that venison has aphrodisiacs, and we all know Dwight is never wrong
U right.
That honey promo was so smooth I cant
I don’t know about this whole love thing but what I do know is chocolate makes me happy.
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Endorphins
Same here 😝
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@Aiden Hafer I am now happy :)
My headcanon is that the mystery guy is definitely hagrid hustling snape's positions so he can afford another dragon or crazy deadly beast.
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Yes
Is this a scam?
Yes
That’s totally something Hagrid would do
PatMat: “You better make reservations quick”
Victoria: *Goes on a sudden strict lockdown for the next five days*
Y E S
I feel this..had to throw out roughly 5k worth of food at work, too, since ya know..Valentines day and all...
Legit tho
greetings fellow 'strayan
sudden
I honestly just wish you were my teacher for everything
When MatPat said "And if you don't have a date this valentine's day, statistics show there's a good chance stress eating will be involved!" ... I felt that 😭
Yeah, really had me take a break from stress eating to gasp indignantly at my phone 😂😂
I didn't. I never cared about Valentine so I just play video game all day and make use of the day off. If I get a day off that is.
At this point ive accepted that i wont have a valentine, or even a girlfriend for quite a while. 3years single as ever and I've survived. Ive got videogames, friends, and guitar what else is needed
Reminded me of a telenovela I saw called “Chocolate com pimenta”, where a girl found old recipes in which chocolate was mixed with different types of pepper to create different types of love in the clients. It was really cute! Worth a watch.
Where is that
Are you a Percy Jackson fan? Or a greek mythology fan? In any case, I think your awesome for referencing greek mythology in your username :)
@@mellyq92 if you want to watch it legally, it's on a Brazilian streaming service called "Globoplay"
Matpats new catchphrase should be: “Works Every Time”
l
Nu. I like it just the way it is
L👁️L
@@suzannemcallister5524 👄👁️👄
Yea tru
that is easily one of the smoothest transitions into an ad read i’ve ever seen
For valentines day I'm going to watch a movie with myself and my dog
Yep same and my hamster
Same
Same bro
And that true love
Same.
*Every theory ever*
-Tons of scientific evidence showing why the hypothesis isn't true
-Last three minutes of the video gives some reason why all of that scientific evidence doesn't matter
I mean, lol, but also, it’s possible that it CAN be proven wrong... but MatPat’s right until proven wrong, it’s the right of the Theory-Court.
“Can chocolate make you fall in love?”
Me, an aromantic: *No.*
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No matter how much chocolate I eat, I'll always be single. Win win
Hahaaaa yessss
Me, a demiromantic asexual: “Well yes, but actually no.”
Tiger pp can tho
Methpat really can just talk to you about valentine treats and the next second sells you a coupon browser extension
Me as someone who just loves food: "Not all food brings love-?"
Personally, if someone gave me chocolate, they would automatically be on my Top Ten favorite people list.
I love you
@@donkeyhobo34 and ua-cam.com/video/kCp9QGjvRsM/v-deo.html
Dude, if a girl were to even talk to me on any day, they’re already on my top 10 people.
What are the chances that my crush also has this?
@@haiji_morie8416 it’s probably like 90%, i mean it’s chocolate almost everyone loves chocolate
9:08 that was the smoothest transition in all of existence.
I agree.
Didn’t realize it was a sponsor until he said it was
When I see Rhett and Link as an example of friendship, it fills me with the urge to use an outdated meme.
THIS. IS. WHOLESOME!
"Studies show that kindness can make you seem more attractive"
I wonder why
yeah this really perplexes me🤔🤔🤔
Hmm
Who would of ever guessed
hmmmmmmm
It’s a mystery!
2:18 well, that escalated quickly
Lol ikr
7:12 Of course he had to bring up _that_ one. I'm not complaining, I absolutely would have too.
"Start making dinner reservations."
Where? Everything is closed.
True, True...
Your livingroom
But I’ve been to many restaurants recently. You must live in a dem state.
Unless you live in the USA I guess some of the states are open deside thousands of people dying of a thing that can be prevented :/
@@KiMiRi4you But... dining out is more important then staying cooped up.
Man, nobody can deny that MatPat is a genius. He also is very dedicated. He might have a screw loose... Or two, but hey he's like the teacher we never had.
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Me who bought the chocolate for the high school ball: “So That Was A F***king Lie”
My life is a lie
How did you even get that far in the video
@@a_person4270 he is pro
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High School ball?
That "honey" transition tho
Smoother than all o' y'all pickup lines in Valentine's day
Hey Mat Pat, Mardi Gras is next Tuesday, how about a Cajun or Creole inspired food theory.
Me and all other lonely humans: Oh, I hope so.
Relatable
Mhm
yes that is true
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Being in a relationship isn't on my to do list. Rather just eat all the chocolate labs by myself.
Don't eat the whole dogs though. Legs, and maybe the tongue.
Also, getting them their favorite food will probably boost your chances big time, because it shows that you:
1) Pay attention to what they like
2) Are willing to go through the effort of getting or making those things for them
And there isn’t much in the world that’s sexier than that.
“if you don’t have a partner this year, there’s a good chance you’ll be stress eating”
me, who started stress eating wayyy too early: 👁💧👄💧👁
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#relatable
Im14andthisisdeep
@@maddoxmakesvideos he is not making anything deep, he is just making a joke
@@sq86858 so is he
“ oh babe what do you we have for dinner ~ “
“ oh i got you a suprise “
* slaps tiger p**** on the table “
Fun fact, People in Colorado eat the testicles of baby calf's under the name of "Coloradoan Oysters"
@@damonroberts4946 thank you for putting that image in my head :')
should slap it on their face instead
@@damonroberts4946 I live in CO I didn't know that
I am not allowed to like, it’s at 69.
_Nice_
asexuals and aromantics: ....guess i cant eat chocolate anymore
(this is a joke)
Twitter about to come after you
@@cheer_io
bring it on. i like a challenge
Tiger p*nis
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The fact that you have to say it's a joke saddens me :( oh boy how the funni is on its life line
That transition to the sponsor was so smooth. Well done Matthew
Every teen ever: Write it down, *WRITE IT DOWN.*
Lol
@UCHtK1fZu-QlJ7RuDWLzCL4w pringle?
@Autumn Dye hmmm
Ok, ngl, I did write the wear red, bring dog, be nice part down
I did say that earlier! How’d you know?🤣
If I didn’t see this video I would have forgot Valentine’s Day existed
Why do I even need to watch this
I only remember Valentine's day because that's my brother's name... And everyone in our home just goes to wish him "happy name day" XD
Too relatable ._.
Matpat: gets robbed
Also Matpat: *Im gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.*
“Hello, happy Valentine’s Day and since I’m completely alone...” - Technoblade
"posted 1 second ago" that's a new one lol
😂
This comment was posted 10 minutes ago... the video was posted 7 minutes ago...
My record is 26 seconds
How many subs can I get off this comment?
THERE IS NO LOVE😢