The Red Green Show Ep 248 "School Demo" (2003 Season)

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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2012
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  • @TRexHunterGaming10
    @TRexHunterGaming10 Рік тому +9

    Passenger: “Hey look stupid you’re outta gas!!!”
    Red: “Outta gas, I don’t think so!”
    🤣🤣🤣 Priceless

  • @camrsr5463
    @camrsr5463 4 роки тому +18

    the pick-axe precise hole placement gag is one of my favs from RGS.

  • @rickyrehbein9241
    @rickyrehbein9241 5 років тому +33

    No more homework, no more books, the whole darn school's getting the hook.

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 2 роки тому +11

    16:08 "I cannot erase the memory of all of our great steaks levitating in front of our very eyes."

  • @johndenicola6173
    @johndenicola6173 5 років тому +21

    Oh Gawd! This has to be one of the funniest episodes I have seen of this show!

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha2650 4 роки тому +17

    9:58 "because a woman sees a man not as a man but as a do-it-yourself man kit ..."
    So true.

  • @matthewkretschmer7010
    @matthewkretschmer7010 7 місяців тому +3

    Great how in the second lodge standard scene Harold cause Dalton to cry about the how they demolished their old school. Cries in the next lodge standard scene. Mike laughs and then cries. How the goggles Red brings gets him crying again, and with Mike, Winston, and everyone at the meeting to cry too. That last moment really makes me laugh, seeing most of the people there cry. All thanks to Harold.

  • @colemanadamson5943
    @colemanadamson5943 3 роки тому +6

    Funny how Winston's gloves are always pristine!

  • @ryanrohlfs5454
    @ryanrohlfs5454 6 років тому +13

    A hockey stick hood holder. Kills me every time

  • @grindsmore
    @grindsmore 2 роки тому +6

    I didn't get to tear down my elementary school but I retained zero memories from that place. I think that's making this episode even funnier for me.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому

      I have 3 of the Seth Thomas Deco School Room clocks (the last wind up school room clocks Seth Thomas made) from my elementary school. I even have the one from my 2nd grade room and it still gains 3 minutes a week just like it did 64 years ago (I was a clock watcher in school - couldn't wait to get out of there)

  • @user-fw3tl1cg8h
    @user-fw3tl1cg8h 3 роки тому +8

    They got the crying flu and Typhoid Harold is the carrier

  • @johnsmith7911
    @johnsmith7911 4 роки тому +4

    I remember this. it was on tv at one time. Remember really liking this show.

  • @researchandbuild1751
    @researchandbuild1751 5 років тому +32

    Damn that truss thing seems like a good idea for working on your car

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +2

      it actually does look like a decent DIY car lift for a backyard mechanic

    • @asdasd-ni8eg
      @asdasd-ni8eg 4 роки тому +2

      It's also a good way to choose who will live and who will die.
      But a good steel set works wonders especially for trucks

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому

      It’s not far from the truth as it’s the same as the tire ramps used to get onto lifts

  • @freedomstar3814
    @freedomstar3814 7 місяців тому

    0.20 that look of doubt always gets me

  • @ritamoore8346
    @ritamoore8346 5 років тому +12

    This is one of the funniest shows around, I love RedGrees .Com

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 5 років тому +8

    21:48. Red walks off in disgust, like, "The hell with this, I'm out of here".
    XD.

  • @TheRebelmanone
    @TheRebelmanone 4 роки тому +7

    Awesome parking structure out of trusses. That could easily be used for working on the underside with ease. That is cheaper than buying a hoist lift, then when you are finished using it to work on the cars, build a shed with it.

    • @misterandersson5645
      @misterandersson5645 2 роки тому +1

      The problem here is, that the ramps are so long, so you could fit three cars in the same amount of space. Just by parking the normal way!

  • @Dark_Mishra
    @Dark_Mishra 4 роки тому +6

    An episode all about demolition and not a single appearance of K B Montrose. This episode could’ve easily featured him in several of the skits, especially the Possum Lodge Word Game.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому +2

      Eric Whitney he’s a legitimate Hollywood Star so has to be used sparingly by them for cost reasons...he’s never actually been part of the main plot in any episode, even his Christmas special appearance was simply part of the Christmas theme and not the plot

  • @lesliematyas1921
    @lesliematyas1921 Рік тому +1

    if steve smith wanted to go into book deals ....his segments..."talk to you middle age guys" and" ask the experts", would make a great read .

  • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
    @JoeKaye-hn5dt 3 роки тому +1

    "people that sit over in this area and tell you what you're doing wrong..." lol He means "wife"

  • @benstrand6451
    @benstrand6451 5 років тому +6

    Love red green

  • @bigbluenationsmith2489
    @bigbluenationsmith2489 Рік тому +1

    What is really funny. I had an 1974 Datsun pickup truck. And it should have been in a junk yard not on the highway. But I used a broom stick that I “ borrowed“ from my $ 3.35 an hour job and just forgot to return it.
    This was in the late 80s. Wonder if they ever knew what happened to the stick the next morning.

  • @eddieallen8982
    @eddieallen8982 8 років тому +5

    I love Mikes belt buckle.

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 4 роки тому +7

    Harold, you don't seem to realize that most men don't like to be reminded of their childhood.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 5 років тому +20

    20:21. Okay, if my wife is watching, I will _definitely_ be coming straight home after the meeting. I gotta get out of here. I haven't seen this many men crying since they cancelled "Baywatch".

  • @jasonlisonbee
    @jasonlisonbee 5 років тому +9

    I guess if you can afford to have a steady supply of name brand Duct Tape, you can afford enough Klean-Ex vs a generic alternative for its rare use.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +3

      I think they explain in universe their excessive duct tape use on being supported/endorsed/sponsored by 3M of Canada (makers of name brand duct tape) so they probably get it cheap or for free.

  • @sakuraharuno2335
    @sakuraharuno2335 9 років тому +6

    Red green demolished a school

  • @SmittysPlace
    @SmittysPlace 11 років тому +6

    love it!

  • @andythompson3528
    @andythompson3528 3 роки тому +3

    18:34 “hey look, stupid, you’re out of gas”

  • @rickmorgan3930
    @rickmorgan3930 5 років тому +5

    ... he said I'd go blind ....

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 9 років тому +38

    I haven't seen this many men crying since they canceled Bay Watch.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому +1

      TheGreatWiseAss at least they had the internet to relieve their pressure

  • @mikezylstra7514
    @mikezylstra7514 2 роки тому

    public enema #1 Laughed my a$$ off watching that skit. "look stupid you're out of gas..." Out of gas? I don't think so. lol

  • @MrDefining
    @MrDefining 9 років тому +9

    The return of Bill!

  • @movieman9100
    @movieman9100 3 роки тому +1

    Red Green American Hero.

  • @robertwells6454
    @robertwells6454 10 місяців тому

    That opener is a great idea. Maybe not the tape but the rest is good. 😁👍

  • @rayshaw4330
    @rayshaw4330 11 років тому +7

    I can't believe they destroyed that 58 Ford

    • @cryinglaughter6792
      @cryinglaughter6792 6 років тому +2

      Ray Shaw too far gone

    • @isaacdyer6556
      @isaacdyer6556 5 років тому

      @@cryinglaughter6792Not for the rat rod culture.

    • @e493af
      @e493af 4 роки тому

      It’s actually a Meteor

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 4 роки тому +10

    Welp, I went from craving a steak, to losing my lunch in 60 seconds flat.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +2

      i had something like that happen once, we were cooking some old steaks from the back of the refrigerator and the ones on top were fine but as we finished cooking we found some rot at the bottom of the stack of meat and nearly threw up since we'd already eaten some. Did the same with some fresh oysters, a few of them were closed and looked fine but after they cooked the shells opened to reveal some of them were long dead and infested with something horrifying.

  • @N8-T
    @N8-T 10 років тому +21

    Im not a fan of destroying classic cars...but there wasnt much good left on this one....I think its ok to let it go.

    • @diogenessdog186
      @diogenessdog186 4 роки тому +2

      The more rust , dents and missing parts is character . You'd certainly fail as an antique dealer :-)

    • @ArcherMorningside
      @ArcherMorningside 3 роки тому +1

      I agree

  • @homerbob8115
    @homerbob8115 4 роки тому +1

    I really think that the roof truss thing may work. if you use a couple of those side by side and attach them with wood glue and nails

  • @waynemgtregear7228
    @waynemgtregear7228 9 місяців тому

    When I was at school all I hoped for was to get through the day to go home, and at home I couldn't wait to get to school to get away from my parents.

  • @areevanier4315
    @areevanier4315 7 років тому +10

    at 11:48, the pickaxe in red's hands flips

    • @mathiasthewise
      @mathiasthewise 3 роки тому

      You're right! I missed that last time.

  • @lesliematyas1727
    @lesliematyas1727 Рік тому

    bill is back ....okie dokie

  • @Joe..3.8.0.9_
    @Joe..3.8.0.9_ 3 роки тому +6

    This show is a classic
    Joe.. navy Veteran

  • @elonmust7470
    @elonmust7470 4 роки тому +5

    Mike is probably the funniest one.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +3

      he's actually one of my favorite characters on the show, probably my favorite after Red himself. his goofy nature, voice, and mannerisms reminds me alot of my oldest friend and his criminal background reminds me of alot of guys i grew up with.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 роки тому +2

      I love every time Mike hosts the word game. He's just so damn animated.

  • @netzero26
    @netzero26 10 років тому +12

    Oooh god that Adventures segment was so gross!!!

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 8 років тому +8

    Harold has been a wet blanked throughout the entire series!

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому +1

      DwayneAPurple the voice of reason that kept him alive for years...

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 Рік тому

      He was a bedwetter-according to his Uncle Red

  • @volume10industries...24_7
    @volume10industries...24_7 6 місяців тому

    R.I.P. Wayne Robson ( MIke Hamar ). Check him out in Delores Claiborne ( 1995 ), as mailman Sammy Marchand.

  • @joehand2156
    @joehand2156 4 роки тому +1

    My god this guy is king Solomon

  • @themusicman1556
    @themusicman1556 Рік тому +1

    Wait but how do you park the first car? Assuming that the tires are the same width

  • @deandupont5503
    @deandupont5503 2 роки тому

    I guess the main question is why he had an enema bag in the car to begin with.

  • @Paetaor
    @Paetaor 3 роки тому +1

    How does the guy in the car below get out of the car? Duke of Hazard style?

  • @badgerbuddy
    @badgerbuddy 11 років тому +7

    I hate to see that poor 1958 Ford get abused like that

  • @terrysuggs8630
    @terrysuggs8630 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @diogenessdog186
    @diogenessdog186 4 роки тому +3

    Would that be a late 1950s Dodge or Plymouth something ? please reply !

  • @samuelphillips7401
    @samuelphillips7401 4 роки тому +3

    Cover your ear things 3:50

  • @theodorepatton887
    @theodorepatton887 2 місяці тому

    ☺️😆☘️

  • @trackpackgt877
    @trackpackgt877 2 місяці тому

    I soooo missed adventures with bill!!! he is hilarious!! lol

  • @icecoldrugby
    @icecoldrugby 4 роки тому +1

    Bet it was Berta beef, eh bud?

    • @johnnyhall4335
      @johnnyhall4335 2 роки тому +2

      As long as it wasn't any more of that bull viagra from the episode before this.

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 5 років тому +4

    why the hell would men cry when they cancelled Baywatch?

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 5 років тому +1

      Have you never seen Baywatch? Eye candy galore.

    • @adameriksson6921
      @adameriksson6921 5 років тому

      Give it a watch. You'll understand.

    • @joehand2156
      @joehand2156 4 роки тому +1

      It was the 90's what did you expect lol

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 4 роки тому

      Two words; Pamela Andersen.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому +1

      Pre-internet way of seeing nearly naked women without visiting an adult section of the video store

  • @frankfrank1814
    @frankfrank1814 4 роки тому +2

    50 something Dodge ?

    • @TierodMcslush
      @TierodMcslush 4 роки тому +1

      frank frank 58 Ford

    • @frankfrank1814
      @frankfrank1814 4 роки тому

      i must say, that is a surprise . thanks for your reply ! ... just found it online, your are confirmed correct . at end of comment, click on link for photos and description . this one isn't in much better condition than Red's "pre enjoyed" raw product for handyman corner, and they were asking $7,200.00 for it ! lol ! www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/47598158

  • @TierodMcslush
    @TierodMcslush 4 роки тому +1

    That is 58 Ford abuse

  • @garybrinker4522
    @garybrinker4522 5 років тому +1

    58 Ford or Merc. ..Hard to tell..

    • @benmiltenburg1867
      @benmiltenburg1867 4 роки тому

      58 Meteor

    • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
      @JoeKaye-hn5dt 3 роки тому

      Ford. The body vaguely resembles the Lincoln late 50's.early 60's. Reverse opening hood is not a Chrysler thing.

  • @ackjass998
    @ackjass998 4 роки тому +1

    1950 something Dodge ?

    • @benmiltenburg1867
      @benmiltenburg1867 4 роки тому +1

      58 Meteor

    • @scottmarcil5050
      @scottmarcil5050 4 роки тому

      I guess equivalent to the ford is what I was gonna. I had a 58 wagon they were a 1 yr only ugly car

  • @Ian16545
    @Ian16545 12 років тому +3

    What's the song Red's got playing at 8:20?

    • @JM-yx1lm
      @JM-yx1lm 6 років тому

      Ian Sherman sandstorm

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому +2

    Red isn’t original...trusses are how car transports work and are used at places with limited parking where a car is driven up a ramp onto a truss supported gantry allowing the space to park two cars at once

  • @craigbricker1157
    @craigbricker1157 3 роки тому +1

    Where DO they get all those crappy cars??

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 роки тому +2

      Mostly from junkyards, sometimes fans sent them in.

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 Рік тому

      The Chysler Group

  • @emo4126
    @emo4126 4 роки тому +1

    Am I the only socialist who loves the Red Green Show and hates Justin Trudeau ?

    • @ralphe2839
      @ralphe2839 4 роки тому

      Justin turdhole is a asshole

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому +2

      You might be a moderate at heart...

    • @paddyoak1
      @paddyoak1 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t think you’re really a socialist

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 роки тому +1

      Read back what you just typed.