The Red Green Show Ep 265 "Life Is A Circus" (2004 Season)

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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2012
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  • @richardclark4383
    @richardclark4383 4 роки тому +46

    "meanwhile, I wasn't having my best day"... this show has some killer one liners

    • @bradleysmith3389
      @bradleysmith3389 3 роки тому +3

      "No problem, I have a couple of traps in my pants" got me pretty good.

    • @deirdre108
      @deirdre108 Рік тому

      "I just don't feel funny". That killed me!

  • @plicketyplunk
    @plicketyplunk 4 роки тому +55

    When I was younger I hated this show. It seemed corny and dumb. I have since gotten much wiser and realize Red Green is just pure genius. Thank you for bringing this to us.

    • @plicketyplunk
      @plicketyplunk 3 роки тому +1

      @The Bushwacker I think of us as sophisticated toddlers. :>)

    • @starofjustice1
      @starofjustice1 3 роки тому

      You didn't like it when you were young because it wasn't meant for you when you were young. Now you've seen enough of life to appreciate how ridiculous it, and the people in it, usually are. And Red Green runs on that sh!t ;)

    • @Draliseth
      @Draliseth Рік тому +1

      I always enjoyed it, but it definitely resonates more with some wisdom under your belt.
      Honestly my biggest gripe when I was younger was some of the solutions to the word game. Now I realize I was just bein dumb.

  • @thomasblue6064
    @thomasblue6064 4 роки тому +39

    Who's still watching this in 2020 and loving it even more? Shalom

  • @cardinal1973
    @cardinal1973 3 роки тому +9

    It's comedic genius and doesn't have to be foul to be hilarious!

  • @murmursss
    @murmursss 4 роки тому +24

    "Don't we have two rakes"?...timeless, even funnier the second time :)

  • @williamdalton5874
    @williamdalton5874 2 роки тому +7

    Anytime I miss a friend I watch this show. It’s like visiting relatives.👍

  • @206robert206
    @206robert206 3 роки тому +7

    I looooooveee watching episodes without ads!!! Love love love it!!!! My favorite show!!

  • @MrRody71
    @MrRody71 3 роки тому +9

    Even with a headache and I'm feeling crap Red Grean makes me laugh.

  • @kenhughes2973
    @kenhughes2973 5 місяців тому +1

    I moved across coutry and missed this a lot. Glad to be able to laugh again.😂

  • @paulipuhakka8788
    @paulipuhakka8788 5 місяців тому +3

    It never gets old!

  • @deniseallisonstout1901
    @deniseallisonstout1901 5 років тому +11

    Thanks for the belly laugh (condiments out the window!) I needed that!!!

  • @deandupont5503
    @deandupont5503 3 роки тому +5

    At this point, I'm convinced Bill is an Immortal. 300 episodes and he's still alive?

  • @jerrybranham5386
    @jerrybranham5386 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks for uploading these episodes. I loved this show. RIP Mike (2011). I subscribed.

  • @romaholcomb7768
    @romaholcomb7768 4 роки тому +4

    Can you imagine Harold, and the late great John Ritter acting together? That would have been fun.

  • @marymcguire1870
    @marymcguire1870 5 років тому +10

    Love watching/ your shows are just as funny as when I watched them years ago. I also love The Smith and Smith Shows.

  • @paulwilliams8555
    @paulwilliams8555 5 років тому +8

    Some of the things they do are straight outta The Three Stooges. These shows crack me up and I'm a grumpy old fart. "You thought that dummy was me" "Force of habit".

  • @patrickmichaellangan576
    @patrickmichaellangan576 7 років тому +26

    The 5 dislikers are either the Chinese who were put off by the Wok Handyman Corner project or a vegetarian group started by Harold who were also put off by the Wok Handyman Corner project.

  • @MichaelMMiddleton098
    @MichaelMMiddleton098 10 років тому +9

    Love the "lazy Susan" variant... Would actually work!

  • @rexsexson5349
    @rexsexson5349 5 років тому +13

    Or my personal favorite 10w30.
    A meal that smells like a stock car race.

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 8 років тому +6

    They reused the barrels, just noticed one at the Super Wok said Winston on it. Love how they reuse all the props from earlier episodes for those who love this show

    • @dougwheeler3437
      @dougwheeler3437 7 років тому +3

      Yup. They've kept the props around since the very beginning. I love looking for them.

  • @rickmorgan3930
    @rickmorgan3930 2 роки тому +1

    Everything that goes up, must come down and usually right into the lodge.

  • @charlesgould8436
    @charlesgould8436 28 днів тому

    The drill was going clockwise:)

  • @gueronva
    @gueronva 9 місяців тому +1

    About 10 years ago I met someone that looked 100 percent like Harold, but without the Studio Makeup…I showed him a picture of Harold and he could not believe it! Looks just like me he said. btw this guy was a chef.

  • @jeepman1976
    @jeepman1976 11 років тому +18

    If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

  • @paurora98
    @paurora98 11 років тому +18

    Red:"Harold you cannot afford a sex change"..I cracked up..

  • @jeffashley5512
    @jeffashley5512 9 місяців тому

    I've been watching Red and the gang from the beginning here in Tennessee. I even have the complete box set collection.

  • @lesliematyas1727
    @lesliematyas1727 Рік тому

    again...thank you for posting this great comedy here.

  • @rickyrehbein9241
    @rickyrehbein9241 6 років тому +11

    17:44 It's Red Green-ahontas.
    The colors of the wind after Moose Thompson farts.

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 4 роки тому +2

      I feel bad for those who know without being told.

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 3 роки тому +3

      I call him "Possumhontas". That crack at Moose farting the colors of the wind stays.

    • @johnnyhall4335
      @johnnyhall4335 2 роки тому +2

      @Ricky Rehbein That seriously should've been used in this episode!

  • @scottmcintosh4397
    @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +2

    🙅 "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
    When all else fails, play dead.
    I've been a member of Possum Lodge since the early 1990's 📜
    Living in Denver, Colorado, it would be hard for me to get to Possum Lodge in order to take part in the Maelstrom 😢😥😞
    Still......
    I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together...... 😘
    🌌🔭

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 2 роки тому +2

    4:08 "It's not a request. It's a maelstrom!"

  • @user-mv9un4lc2d
    @user-mv9un4lc2d 5 місяців тому +1

    What a HOOT!😂

  • @dustinsensenig9798
    @dustinsensenig9798 Рік тому +1

    Remember men, and ladies, the safest place for your wallet and phone is in the front pockets. Almost 0% chance of getting either one stolen

  • @paulwilliams8555
    @paulwilliams8555 5 років тому +17

    The rare time that the gov't does something that works, using taxpayer $ .

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +5

      Its weird how most countries that use tax payers money to support the arts actually produce interesting things like this show. My city once spent over $75,000 (US, adjusted for inflation) per statue for a dozen salmon statues to place around town (about $1mil including installation costs). Within 2 years they'd torn down all but 2 of them and either gave the statues away or destroyed them. Last year they spent about $80,000 to put 2 statues in a public park, 1 in a back corner where no one can see it, and the other went behind a bush where you can't see it clearly unless you walk off the path a few hundred feet. All said and told my city alone (not a big city, about 45,000 people) spends _hundreds_ of thousands a year just on statues, most of which get thrown out or destroyed soon after and the majority of which look like crap (my "favorite" being some corrugated steel sheeting that someone bent into a ball and painted matte blue) and are widely hated. That's without getting into the corruption, where the city pays for artwork that's immediatly removed for "remodeling" or "renovation" and then sold off at 5% the original cost to some politician (i personally know someone from the city who's got a $30-40K statue in their yard that they paid less than $2k for)

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 4 роки тому +2

      @@arthas640 The value is the amount someone would pay for it. Original cost to tax payers and cost of production generally not factors.

  • @jimmy-jamesolivier-mccutch2126
    @jimmy-jamesolivier-mccutch2126 4 роки тому +2

    i miss that show

  • @tanysby262
    @tanysby262 2 роки тому +1

    This was great bill is my favorite part of this episode lol

  • @user-oo5fw3pk2w
    @user-oo5fw3pk2w 5 місяців тому

    This is still good to watch

  • @cornellwaters9089
    @cornellwaters9089 4 роки тому

    Thank You 🔨

  • @wulf_95
    @wulf_95 9 років тому +7

    It was on your driver's license... Genius!

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 9 років тому +9

    Winston either got a new truck or he got a new paint job on it

  • @TheMovieUniverse
    @TheMovieUniverse 4 роки тому +2

    "I just don't feel funny." LOL!

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 4 роки тому

      I wonder if he checked himself in a full length mirror.

    • @scottmcintosh4397
      @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +3

      🥴 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't......😐
      🌌🔭

  • @SuntopKinseeker
    @SuntopKinseeker 8 років тому +6

    I wish they were still making shows. Maybe a Reboot where Harold is old as Red Green :P Could you imagine Harold as Red... :P Cannot have what is it 2 of the actors? I know that the person who played MIke (RIP) is gone. But I am glad Steve is traveling again I want to see him in person.

  • @saraann8140
    @saraann8140 2 роки тому

    'Shouldnt you be wearing your dress?' -- 'Theres a question every man wants to hear' LOL :)

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 10 років тому

    Oh Mike! You're the best!

  • @coryames1170
    @coryames1170 2 роки тому

    Who needs Abbott and Costello when we have Walter and Bill lol 😆

  • @bigD1988
    @bigD1988 Місяць тому

    I watched this as a kid. I met Steve smith aka red green

  • @altpraize6708
    @altpraize6708 5 років тому +4

    I love these old episodes! Miss them. Didnt the actor who portrays Harold, appear on a couple Star gate SG1 episodes?

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 4 роки тому +2

      yes, 2 episodes. he also recently appeared in the moderately famous Canadian show Murdoch Mysteries. his name is patrick mckenna

  • @Gamefreakster27
    @Gamefreakster27 11 років тому +1

    200th favorite!!

  • @briandukelow8529
    @briandukelow8529 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone else notice that the drill was in reverse to begin with and was going to the right way when he said he switched it to reverse

  • @andythompson3528
    @andythompson3528 3 роки тому +1

    8:25 I liked Red’s Dire Straits reference. (Walk of life - Dire Straits)

  • @bugnfront
    @bugnfront 5 років тому +9

    only thoze who live where you have tp make good with what ever is available can teally understand the depth of humor in these ...Alaska or Canada or high mountains of Colorado..... innovation....in nessessaties and in humor! lol

    • @gamesmithy
      @gamesmithy 4 роки тому

      al bugnfront post corona we all know what it's like

    • @scottmcintosh4397
      @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +1

      🧻 That's why you stock up on lots of pinecones 🚽😫🌲
      ~~A Colorado Native 🏞️
      🌌🔭

  • @jasonlisonbee
    @jasonlisonbee 4 роки тому

    Harold came in and immediately I thought of the villain of Shocker. Not sure why.

  • @jackvoss175
    @jackvoss175 2 роки тому

    Harold is Canada’s answer to Barney Fife.
    Courtesy of Half Vast Flying

  • @Thetrue777luck777
    @Thetrue777luck777 4 роки тому +1

    09:01 well to use that he would have to remove the paint first cause the heat will melt it right into the food.

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 9 місяців тому

    Love it

  • @Uncle_factors
    @Uncle_factors 2 роки тому

    The best wok in life.

  • @Saturday4378
    @Saturday4378 4 роки тому

    Ladders for friends that are social climbers
    Lol i miss Red's puns

  • @PJ_Davis
    @PJ_Davis 5 років тому

    good stuff

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 2 роки тому +1

    20:59 Mike: All rise!

  • @romaholcomb7768
    @romaholcomb7768 5 років тому +1

    Does Howard remind anyone else of ,, the awesome John Ritter?

  • @Hatunam1983
    @Hatunam1983 12 років тому +2

    dalton looked funny in that outfit

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 9 місяців тому

    All of them are hilarious jijijiji😂😂😂

  • @korrinawayne
    @korrinawayne 9 років тому +2

    I love rick green hes funny

  • @menjobleeko4135
    @menjobleeko4135 3 роки тому

    My doctor says that natural foods are a shock to my system by now.

  • @levelheading5686
    @levelheading5686 4 роки тому +1

    New Chinese cook book: 101 ways to wok your dog.

  • @SpeakmansAquariums
    @SpeakmansAquariums 11 років тому +1

    You can see a vehicle drive by in the back ground at 15:46

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 5 років тому +3

    What's the point of proving one's manhood?

    • @scottmcintosh4397
      @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +1

      Probably to be sure you still have one 😉
      🌌🔭

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha2650 4 роки тому

    reverse in Canada is reverse from our reverse

  • @terrysuggs8630
    @terrysuggs8630 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @atomagevampn308
    @atomagevampn308 3 роки тому

    Take your hands off me I'm a lady. I dont know why but that hit me in the funny real hard.

  • @thomasryan5736
    @thomasryan5736 2 роки тому

    Funniest show ever.

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 3 роки тому

    why would mountains make Eddie think of Dolly Parton?

    • @scottmcintosh4397
      @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +1

      There's something fundamentally wrong with you 🥴
      🌌🔭

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 2 роки тому +1

    5:38 Best not to watch this part on a full stomach.

  • @shuffleslunuffle
    @shuffleslunuffle 5 років тому

    Tranquility Base....yo! Oh wait that was Ian Thomas! Jason? Nope! That was Ronnie Reed! Hmmmmm. Steve...................................help me here! Hey, Kelly Jay is in, on recording an idea...Lorraine Segato, Kevan Staples, Carole Pope, along with new and upcoming Canadian Musicians. The project is entitled ' Generations'- A.S.K 2017. Are you in? Ya 'old bugger'?
    You were in a band back then, weren't you? I swear, to the 'Gods of Comedy' that you were. However, I too am getting to the point where I would like to put my shoes up, without having to take them off, first. ONWARD!

  • @thomasmorton143
    @thomasmorton143 3 роки тому

    Love red always scratching his ass.

  • @animefan0077
    @animefan0077 5 років тому +2

    These beets where made for woking funny

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 3 роки тому

    maybe it's just me, but putting homemade glue traps directly behind your friends lacks common sense

  • @marinusuitterdyk1296
    @marinusuitterdyk1296 3 роки тому

    there your wok is going

  • @slamjammer2962
    @slamjammer2962 4 роки тому

    6:08

  • @BILLYBUDGET1
    @BILLYBUDGET1 4 роки тому

    Headlines

  • @MaynardFreek
    @MaynardFreek 5 років тому +3

    Lazy people have ideas,
    Just not the best,
    Nor practical

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 роки тому

      You summed up the entire run of Handyman Corner...

    • @scottmcintosh4397
      @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +1

      We also have overactive imaginations & waaaay too much free time on our hands.
      🤔 A dangerous combination......🧨💥
      🌌🔭

  • @DragonGateDesign
    @DragonGateDesign 3 роки тому

    technically, Harald is not subject to the malstrom..he has a lift time membership, but is not a genuine member of the lodge at this point.

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 Рік тому

      Harold has no manhood to challenge anyhow!

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 8 років тому +8

    Harold is such a coward!

    • @paulwilliams8555
      @paulwilliams8555 5 років тому +1

      I also wonder if those beaver teeth are real. I missed my niece's wedding. She's a big fan , so I decided to send her the 5 disc , 300 episode box set. That's what a nice uncle does. But a real nice uncle would've made the wedding.

    • @paulwilliams8555
      @paulwilliams8555 5 років тому

      @JustinBieber Was that neccessary? Do you know DwayneAPurple?

  • @Chris-um3se
    @Chris-um3se 10 місяців тому

    'Sex change".....did Justin Trudeau write this bit???

  • @lennykoss8777
    @lennykoss8777 3 роки тому

    💗🌈💗🌈💗

  • @virginiahackney648
    @virginiahackney648 10 місяців тому

    Me

  • @davidross5593
    @davidross5593 3 роки тому

    I hate it with a passion when they misrepresent a word.
    Red hints Ed during the word game. "A man running from the law is on the ...."
    On the lam and lamb are not the same thing. Sounds the same but not the same word or meaning. I really hate it when they do that.

    • @scottmcintosh4397
      @scottmcintosh4397 2 роки тому +3

      I'm sure, someday, you'll get over the psychological damage you've been forced to endure 🙄
      🌌🔭

  • @progressforward
    @progressforward 5 років тому

    It's over

  • @jerrybear3081
    @jerrybear3081 5 років тому +2

    red in a dress!? illuminati confirmed.

    • @freebird2924
      @freebird2924 4 роки тому

      My first clue from first show watched was "Rothschild" Sewage and Septic. However, "Red in Dress" is noted as
      Illum. to be sure as are "Red Shoes".

  • @kenolsen208
    @kenolsen208 Рік тому

    I hate Mike hammer

  • @minnesotamaker1846
    @minnesotamaker1846 5 років тому +1

    Love it

    • @romaholcomb7768
      @romaholcomb7768 4 роки тому

      Please vote ilhan out of office. Love y'all.