The Little Mermaid (2023) Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to The Little Mermaid!
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    Disney has been rampaging through their list of classic animated films and remaking them with a blend of live-action and CGI. The next on the list is The Little Mermaid! Because they WILL do to every animated movie they’ve ever released. They will.
    The Little Mermaid definitely raises some questions. Like why do all the creatures have to look so real? Why is Flounder scary? If Ursula can just lie and cheat, why even bother with a deal? Did Eric actually fall in love or was he just under the spell of the Siren call? How many of these remakes are left?
    To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to The Little Mermaid!
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  • @Khanflict
    @Khanflict 10 місяців тому +3859

    “I think we pretended to be creative long enough” cut so deep it reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

    • @joelibironke8101
      @joelibironke8101 10 місяців тому +18

      Gold

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone 10 місяців тому +39

      A burn hotter than the sun surface. Disney NEEDS to wake up

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 10 місяців тому +5

      Marianas

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 10 місяців тому +4

      By now their goal is probably the Kola Superdeep Borehole.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Kiyoone And stop creating brand-centric entertainment? What do you think has made them billions over the past 20 years?

  • @Ulrican414
    @Ulrican414 10 місяців тому +11050

    I can't wait for the animated remakes of the live action remakes to come out.

    • @KyLewin
      @KyLewin 10 місяців тому +734

      It’s the logical next step in Disney’s plan to never have another original thought.

    • @peterepeatepete2845
      @peterepeatepete2845 10 місяців тому +318

      Producer Guy loves the way you think.

    • @sarcasticat6979
      @sarcasticat6979 10 місяців тому +290

      In 3D if the original was 2D, and in 2D if the original was 3D! Can't wait for the hand-drawn classic Frozen next decade!

    • @elfarlaur
      @elfarlaur 10 місяців тому +104

      Yeah they're gonna 3d animate all the 2d animated ones and 2d animate the 3d ones.

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 10 місяців тому +87

      Please don't give them ideas. 🤮

  • @Supreme_Court.
    @Supreme_Court. 10 місяців тому +1902

    Watching a pitch meeting not having to worry about spoilers because it's a remake that I'm never going to watch is TIGHT

    • @christopherparks2987
      @christopherparks2987 9 місяців тому +9

      Melissa McCarthy ruined it for me. I refuse to watch because of her casting. Worst pick for Ursula imaginable.

    • @Supreme_Court.
      @Supreme_Court. 9 місяців тому +27

      @@christopherparks2987 I heard she was like the only good part

    • @christopherparks2987
      @christopherparks2987 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Supreme_Court. from whom?

    • @christopherparks2987
      @christopherparks2987 9 місяців тому

      @@Supreme_Court. wait before you answer that last one: how was Ariel’s performance? What have you heard about that?

    • @Supreme_Court.
      @Supreme_Court. 9 місяців тому +14

      @@christopherparks2987 Idk just from people in general, some reviewers. People tend to say Halle has a good singing voice, but changes to how the songs are preformed are more subjective and her general acting probably isn't anything to write home about.

  • @carlpassaro5264
    @carlpassaro5264 10 місяців тому +829

    I think at this rate we’re about 2-3 years away from a live action Encanto remake.

    • @TharosTheDragon
      @TharosTheDragon 10 місяців тому +28

      I think the current wave of live action remakes started in 2016 with The Jungle Book and it's interesting to me that Moana actually came out after that

    • @temparalflux914
      @temparalflux914 10 місяців тому +23

      We need a live action Bugs Life.

    • @davidleigh7046
      @davidleigh7046 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@temparalflux914I feel like that would end up looking similar to the movie "cats"

    • @squirrel_killer-
      @squirrel_killer- 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@TharosTheDragonreminder Disney is making a Moana live action remake starring the Rock as himself.

    • @TharosTheDragon
      @TharosTheDragon 9 місяців тому

      @@squirrel_killer- That's why I made the comment

  • @thetallestdwarf7041
    @thetallestdwarf7041 10 місяців тому +12685

    If I had a dollar for every original idea Disney has had recently, I would have 25 cents.

    • @prezadent1
      @prezadent1 10 місяців тому +1330

      That makes no cents.

    • @nobody-cj8il
      @nobody-cj8il 10 місяців тому +679

      @@prezadent1 maybe I can, change your mind

    • @andresxcore1
      @andresxcore1 10 місяців тому +275

      I'd bet that's what you've got on you before, because if not, you'd probably had 0 cents.

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 10 місяців тому +71

      great comment lol

    • @alabamaman1372
      @alabamaman1372 10 місяців тому +149

      Here’s my 2 cents. 👎🏿

  • @hansakkerman2611
    @hansakkerman2611 10 місяців тому +2447

    "What if Flounder's not fun to look at" had me in stitches.

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 10 місяців тому +3

      Ok.

    • @flamgirlantquanxi
      @flamgirlantquanxi 9 місяців тому +22

      That's gotta be simultaneously the nicest and most hurtful way to say someone's hideous

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 8 місяців тому

      ​@@flamgirlantquanxiok

    • @katiebennett7602
      @katiebennett7602 7 місяців тому +1

      My mom and I were watching this video last night and she laughed at that part!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜💗💓💞💕💖💝💘💌😅🤣

  • @brettcardon4552
    @brettcardon4552 10 місяців тому +1345

    Pitch Meetings being better than the actual Disney film is tight!

    • @yaqinmalul6467
      @yaqinmalul6467 10 місяців тому +6

      Im disagree
      All aside from real life problem of this movie
      But this movie is so good

    • @hvyarms4496
      @hvyarms4496 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@yaqinmalul6467sht was trash, a 1 watcher

    • @kefkaZZZ
      @kefkaZZZ 10 місяців тому +3

      Tight tight tight!

    • @yaqinmalul6467
      @yaqinmalul6467 10 місяців тому

      @@hvyarms4496 cap

    • @RightURKen7
      @RightURKen7 9 місяців тому +5

      Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 10 місяців тому +400

    "That fish's life does not matter." Had me dead!💀

    • @T_Syrep
      @T_Syrep 10 місяців тому +4

      Are you a fish that doesn’t speak

    • @Kejmur
      @Kejmur 10 місяців тому +1

      @@T_Syrep Well, maybe she/he doesn't speak, but he/she sure can use a keyboard. No idea how it works with fins, but hey, in this case, it does! :D

    • @tgh2048
      @tgh2048 8 місяців тому

      Nazis are loving this zinger!

    • @sapphireleya9335
      @sapphireleya9335 6 місяців тому +2

      Just like the fish

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 3 місяці тому +2

      Fish lives matter*
      *sometimes

  • @Blakblooded
    @Blakblooded 10 місяців тому +2817

    Having more creativity in the pitch meeting than the actual movie is tight!

    • @allisonbergh4429
      @allisonbergh4429 10 місяців тому +36

      Not to mention tragically easy

    • @dikkie1000
      @dikkie1000 10 місяців тому +20

      So pitching a live-action remake of an animated classic is super easy, barely an inconvenience?

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 10 місяців тому +22

      Putting in more intellectual effort than Hollywood is super easy

    • @lexnellis4869
      @lexnellis4869 10 місяців тому +11

      Well, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Disney only needs to change a few things to justify "making something new". Pitch Meeting has to generate a whole script based on the movie.

    • @Endoe.McKronic
      @Endoe.McKronic 10 місяців тому +9

      It would have been funny to say, "will have a character that's really dark tanned, like she got a lot of sun from being underwater since she was born". Wow, Wow, Wow, wow!

  • @bluesEvanskro
    @bluesEvanskro 10 місяців тому +1219

    This is one of them where I watch the pitch meeting but have no interest in seeing the movie 😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 10 місяців тому +450

    Sebastian being a land-dwelling crab species is the equivalent of: "Everything's better down where it's wetter... Or so I've heard."

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 10 місяців тому +36

      Wait, did they really make him a _land-dwelling_ crab? XD

    • @HahsJeje
      @HahsJeje 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@SeenAGreatLight forgot the name of said race if crab, but yes it can't breathe under water..

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion 10 місяців тому +15

      @@HahsJeje If he cant breathe he shoulda sang "Unda da knee"

    • @user-in1gv1uh2v
      @user-in1gv1uh2v 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@HahsJeje I think he's a Ghost Crab.

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 2 місяці тому

      They should've done a parent trap scenario where they switch places. Sebastian has to go to under water prom, and Ariel has to take a briefcase and go to work on land, or whatever

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl 10 місяців тому +348

    As a child, I hated clowns. As an adult, live action super-realistic Disney talking monstrosities gives me the shudders.

    • @user-pf1kk7zc2n
      @user-pf1kk7zc2n 7 місяців тому +11

      no difference, disney is a clown XD

    • @michaelkwon1274
      @michaelkwon1274 6 місяців тому +1

      Not much has changed

    • @thieupham493
      @thieupham493 5 місяців тому

      Well, that's good news because the new Snow White is not realistic at all, 7 guys find a lost girl in the forest and all they do is sing a couple of songs.

    • @karapalmer7228
      @karapalmer7228 29 днів тому +1

      Yeah and hey if you still hate clowns you should probably not meet the people who somehow believe remakes are creative

    • @kanaric
      @kanaric 18 днів тому

      @@karapalmer7228 The originals weren't creative. They were literally a known fairy tale with songs.

  • @rollsymate1824
    @rollsymate1824 10 місяців тому +826

    I love that at no point writer guy actually says that its the little mermaid implying that producer guy is just fine with any live action remake

    • @CraftyVegetarian13
      @CraftyVegetarian13 10 місяців тому +1

      Hi

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 10 місяців тому +49

      Damn i didn't even notice until you pointed it out, good catch^^

    • @soundwall3907
      @soundwall3907 10 місяців тому +6

      I realised that as well, but I was making food so I thought I just missed when he said it

    • @laurendearnley9595
      @laurendearnley9595 10 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like an accurate depiction of Disney.

  • @josephsteward3166
    @josephsteward3166 10 місяців тому +1138

    “He’s the only one who writes original music. He’s the only one.” His delivery of that was perfect😂

    • @cinemascore-along
      @cinemascore-along 10 місяців тому +29

      @@sebastianmarrero8861Alan Menken? Stephen Schwartz? Robert Lopez?

    • @NeoDeXeno
      @NeoDeXeno 10 місяців тому +33

      Lin-Manuel: "There can be only one"

    • @spider1266
      @spider1266 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@cinemascore-along
      Menken worked on this too I think

    • @gayjoebiden
      @gayjoebiden 10 місяців тому

      @@sebastianmarrero8861you just have problem with your brain

    • @mwt3579
      @mwt3579 10 місяців тому +26

      I must be a cultural Philistine because I had literally never heard of this person before he name-dropped him.

  • @thelastarcadegamer6655
    @thelastarcadegamer6655 10 місяців тому +102

    When I saw Sebastian get assigned to follow and watch Ariel, I said out loud “that poor b*stard got the Zazu job”

    • @PhenomsServant4
      @PhenomsServant4 8 місяців тому +4

      At least Zazu got voiced by John Oliver.

    • @argolds
      @argolds 7 місяців тому +7

      Except the fact that The Litte Mermaid came first (1989) and The Lion King after (1994). Soo.... It's the other way around.

    • @lessismore8533
      @lessismore8533 23 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ledecral
    @Ledecral 10 місяців тому +97

    I feel so sorry for any writers with a shred of creative integrity forced to write for Disney right now.

    • @valkyrie-randgris
      @valkyrie-randgris 10 місяців тому +10

      This this thiiiiiis! As a young(ish, 30's) creative myself, this sort of shit is fucking bleak. All the money's in creatively dead big ole corporations like Disney and honey they're only getting bigger and worse. ;_; Snapping up everything around them.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 10 місяців тому +5

      Oh, I wouldn't worry about them. They'll all be replaced by a Large Language Model chatbot soon enough, then they'll be free to... well... learn a new profession I guess?

    • @Riprake
      @Riprake 8 місяців тому +5

      I don't think Disney has any of those anymore; they probably all got fired around 2018 or so.

  • @demogorghon
    @demogorghon 10 місяців тому +1526

    Let's all give a nice "Thank you" to Disney for being great fans and spending literal millions of dollars just so Ryan could make those little sketches. I literally see no other reason they would make those remakes.

    • @calmbbaer
      @calmbbaer 10 місяців тому +22

      Reason: 💵💵💵💵💵

    • @onequickthing8950
      @onequickthing8950 10 місяців тому +17

      Yeah, they're going to lose their shirt on this one.

    • @demogorghon
      @demogorghon 10 місяців тому +18

      @@calmbbaer I mean... I know they do that for money and to keep it from going into public domain or something... But it's nice to think they are just huge fans of Ryan.

    • @thesuncollective1475
      @thesuncollective1475 10 місяців тому +7

      It cost $40 Million to make and they made $95 Million first week..so I guess you are alone..still pitch is funny

    • @dantheanimator5072
      @dantheanimator5072 10 місяців тому +16

      @@thesuncollective1475if only that mattered lolol people like you never factor how much they pay for marketing which is usually double, but Disney is NOTORIOUS for not admitting how much they spend on that
      But yeah, it’s doing so well :P

  • @primmoore6232
    @primmoore6232 10 місяців тому +516

    Producer Guy: So wait. Some sea creatures can talk and others can't. What determines that?
    Disney: Our giant talking mouse who owns a non-talking dog but is friends with another dog who talks and wears clothes.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 10 місяців тому +66

      Judge: 'So I see here you want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?'
      Mickey: 'I didn't say she's crazy. I said she's f*#king Goofy!"

    • @eclipsehorse8693
      @eclipsehorse8693 10 місяців тому +21

      and he's friends with a talking duck, and chipmunks who may or may not be talking

    • @cheapskateotaku7123
      @cheapskateotaku7123 10 місяців тому +4

      This really made my day 😂😂😂

    • @torbenkristiansen2742
      @torbenkristiansen2742 10 місяців тому +3

      Pluto having multiple owners at different times, make that observation surprisingly complicated at times.

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 10 місяців тому +1

      Goofy isn't a dog, he's a cow.

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 10 місяців тому +490

    For the past 2 years at least, every single pitch meeting has been better than the actual movie. Every single one.

    • @adamsandler4832
      @adamsandler4832 10 місяців тому +3

      Did you actually watch the movie? I loved it

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 10 місяців тому +19

      @@adamsandler4832 that's great dude

    • @adamsandler4832
      @adamsandler4832 10 місяців тому +3

      @@thelastmanonearth2631 you didn’t answer the question ;)

    • @vcdonovan5943
      @vcdonovan5943 10 місяців тому +25

      Granted, being better than Disney isn't exactly a high bar.
      I believe I'd rate several violently explosive bowl movements I've experienced as better than a live action disney movie remake.

    • @hvyarms4496
      @hvyarms4496 10 місяців тому +2

      Not much competition 😂

  • @dondousloves
    @dondousloves 10 місяців тому +306

    "HEY, SHUT UP" LINE NEVER GETS OLD. 😂😅

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 10 місяців тому

      Hey, shut up..

    • @supreme7738
      @supreme7738 10 місяців тому +1

      never!

    • @mikeb4481
      @mikeb4481 7 місяців тому

      Hey, shutup is Tight !

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 7 місяців тому +1

      I wonder how he dialed-in the timing, because it's perfect. My editing never gets past cutting out the throat-clearing and other waste of time.

    • @liamfutrill7458
      @liamfutrill7458 4 місяці тому

      Hey shut up

  • @stevemic6942
    @stevemic6942 10 місяців тому +1332

    "Those clips are from the wrong movie I think."
    "What clips?!?!"
    Ryan simply does not get enough credit! Had to pause the video I was laughing too hard

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell 10 місяців тому +24

      The fact that he said “I think” at the end really made this all the much better 😂😂

    • @CommanderLost
      @CommanderLost 10 місяців тому

      Hey..... Shut up

    • @OddityDK
      @OddityDK 10 місяців тому +1

      He doesn’t?
      600.000 views in a day - what would be enough credit do you think?

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 10 місяців тому +2

      @@OddityDK ALL THE VIEWS!

    • @OddityDK
      @OddityDK 10 місяців тому

      @@kingleech16
      Haha.. well played sir!

  • @yumjoystyle2
    @yumjoystyle2 10 місяців тому +812

    "Spoilers Ahead!"
    It's ok, Disney spoiled it LOOOONG before Ryan could ever!!

    • @WillCamx
      @WillCamx 10 місяців тому +22

      There wasn't anything left to spoil.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 10 місяців тому +8

      True fact.

    • @gridley
      @gridley 10 місяців тому +14

      I'm just disappointed the Disney Co didn't cast Dylan Mulvaney to play Ariel. Step up your game, Disney!

    • @kiwipie9415
      @kiwipie9415 10 місяців тому +4

      Also, i'm never watching it lol

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 10 місяців тому +2

      I mean, chances are if you wanna watch this one, you already saw the original. The only things you can spoil are the small changes that will either barely add to or remove from the original.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 10 місяців тому +186

    _"Life being better down where it's wetter is tight!"_
    Thank you! For the longest time, I thought that line was super sexually charged but no one believed me

    • @KalonOrdona2
      @KalonOrdona2 10 місяців тому +17

      You've just had a --dirty mind-- highly cultured associative cognition for longer

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 10 місяців тому +2

      I just said the same thing here at the video. "woah, wait a minute, tight..."

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 10 місяців тому +6

      Adults with experience know it but kids don't. But yeah Dissney had been known to have such subliminal messaging controversies since a long time ago *peen castle towers flashbacks*

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas 10 місяців тому

      🤭🤭🤭🤭

    • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
      @MatthewSmith-to1hz 10 місяців тому

      a man of culture I see

  • @bobbobbobbobb
    @bobbobbobbobb 9 місяців тому +74

    A thought occurs: Wouldn't it have been smarter if they wanted to not make Ariel a damsel in distress for Eric to rescue in the final sequence to instead have her DELIBERATELY distracting Ursula so that Eric can get to the ship and stab her?

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy 7 місяців тому +17

      That’s literally what I was thinking while watching it. I have no qualms about making her more active in the final part of the movie, but let Eric the sailor maybe do the sailing part? Hell, she could even be the one to come up with the idea, but the way they handled it felt like it left Eric with … nothing he actually contributed in the whole movie? At least even though Ariel was pretty damsel in distress in the final act of the original movie she *saved Eric’s life* early on and was mostly an active protagonist (even making a bad deal is moving the plot forward!) - but Eric in this version does nothing plot wise but almost die, be in love/dubiously hypnotized by one woman, definitely be hypnotized by another, and then need to be rescued again. There’s a nice balance to be found where Ariel can be the primary force of moving the plot but Eric can still actually DO something

    • @4lackofbetter
      @4lackofbetter 7 місяців тому

      Eric did something, he saved Max, and nothing else.

    • @BrcRosa
      @BrcRosa 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@4lackofbetterbut she even had to be involved in that by giving Max a little unnecessary boost. They castrated Eric. Made him whiny and ungrateful.

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 6 місяців тому

      That would involve a white male being useful. Disney cant have that now, its against "the rules".

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 місяці тому +1

      Exactly 😅

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 10 місяців тому +797

    Please stop, Disney...
    ...or don't, because these pitch meetings we get are great.

    • @reidysmeidy5772
      @reidysmeidy5772 10 місяців тому +25

      I kind of want Disney to die at this point... so I welcome these remakes. Gonna run out of steam eventually.

    • @dantheanimator5072
      @dantheanimator5072 10 місяців тому +19

      The new movie watching IS watching movie reviewers of all walks of life and backgrounds ABSOLUTELY DUMPING on this era of Hollywood trash
      It’s very diverse and inclusive…..seeing us all unite over how bad this stuff is lol

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper 10 місяців тому +8

      I love that Disney is willing to spend so much to bring us these great pitch meetings.

    • @genegayda3042
      @genegayda3042 10 місяців тому +17

      I love it when Disney spends $200 million to make a 6 minute Pitch meeting video.

    • @cerdgold225
      @cerdgold225 10 місяців тому +2

      You know, I would be okay with not having a couple of Pitch Meetings if it meant that Disney went back to being original...

  • @wandileletsoalo271
    @wandileletsoalo271 10 місяців тому +811

    "Life being better down where it's wetter is tight" is now my new favorite sentence

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 10 місяців тому +25

      Take it from me 😉

    • @grantchampaign
      @grantchampaign 10 місяців тому +6

      @@MyBiPolarBearMax no

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 10 місяців тому +23

      I guess I’m not the only one that has distinctly non-Disney thoughts whenever I hear Sebastian sing that line.

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 10 місяців тому +19

      Always found that line dodgy, lol

    • @deandre6559
      @deandre6559 10 місяців тому +16

      Sounds like a great pickup line. Or really awful. Depends on if you're Jason Momoa or not when you say it

  • @brysontaylor1223
    @brysontaylor1223 10 місяців тому +636

    The fact that we are getting a live action Moana before we get a live action Hercules is a crime

    • @joesuh7492
      @joesuh7492 10 місяців тому +176

      Naw don't ruin a perfectly good animation and my man, Hades.

    • @eienvine
      @eienvine 10 місяців тому +115

      Honey, you mean HUNKules.

    • @lewieanderson6579
      @lewieanderson6579 10 місяців тому +18

      They'll put the host of America got talent as hercules...with Eddie Murphy shouting "my little Hercules" over and over and...

    • @TheRayfield77
      @TheRayfield77 10 місяців тому +31

      They can take their time with both. Take a lot of time.

    • @Hagunemnon
      @Hagunemnon 10 місяців тому +10

      I mean, we DID have Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Though, that does unfortunately star Kevin Sorbo...

  • @madelinegates6027
    @madelinegates6027 8 місяців тому +74

    "Hey Shut up" is basically Disney's go to retort for every life action mistake they've made. Thank you for making something good out of these!

  • @goth9ever
    @goth9ever 10 місяців тому +1696

    Watching Disney continue to do this to themselves is truly saddening, yet impressive. Like watching a methhead slowly lose their teeth, but continuing to eat corn on the cob.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine 10 місяців тому +118

      ....vivid image there.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 10 місяців тому +50

      I’m stealing this one.

    • @carleyleavitt3894
      @carleyleavitt3894 10 місяців тому +29

      That is such a great analogy 😂

    • @thomas04smith
      @thomas04smith 10 місяців тому +25

      You’re not getting the upvotes you deserve for this. Well done

    • @80PercentAshamedOfU
      @80PercentAshamedOfU 10 місяців тому +27

      It’s so suspiciously specific but I love it.

  • @lightsabermetrics
    @lightsabermetrics 10 місяців тому +769

    When Disney is finished making live action versions of their classics they should make animated versions of these remakes.

    • @Ceejay-gl9ld
      @Ceejay-gl9ld 10 місяців тому +16

      Lmfao!! Wut???

    • @SJ-qd6ev
      @SJ-qd6ev 10 місяців тому +39

      GENIUS

    • @Dilandau3000
      @Dilandau3000 10 місяців тому +48

      Nah, the next logical step is hand-drawn versions of every Pixar movie.

    • @alexpowers5117
      @alexpowers5117 10 місяців тому +8

      As long their is a pitch meeting iam down for all those ideas

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Dilandau3000 Thanks for taking the joke but making it significantly less funny.

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 10 місяців тому +682

    At this point AI would be a more creative writer than anyone at current Disney😂😂

    • @mikejunior211
      @mikejunior211 10 місяців тому +21

      Yes, I hope the Strike never ends.

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 10 місяців тому +10

      It is already

    • @JMDarkly1
      @JMDarkly1 10 місяців тому +28

      You are not even joking. AI created stuff at least has the chance of going super weird or super creepy to catch you off guard.~

    • @isaacschmitt4803
      @isaacschmitt4803 10 місяців тому +18

      No no no no no! Put the AI *back* in the box! BACK. IN. THE. BOX.

    • @jasonschuler2256
      @jasonschuler2256 10 місяців тому +21

      @@isaacschmitt4803 You can’t put the monsters back in Pandora’s Box once it’s been opened.

  • @Exayevie
    @Exayevie 10 місяців тому +42

    I had not heard ANYTHING about Lin writing a song for this movie, yet I _also_ said it at the same time. #truestory

  • @z0ned_out
    @z0ned_out 10 місяців тому +504

    Not watching a movie and instead watching the Pitch Meeting is TIGHT

    • @sinedddmk8996
      @sinedddmk8996 10 місяців тому +17

      yeah, giving'nt money for Disney remakes is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ands1983
      @ands1983 10 місяців тому +1

      It really is

    • @renab.7390
      @renab.7390 10 місяців тому +1

      hell yeah it is

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 10 місяців тому +7

      In all honesty I would rather watch the pitch meeting instead of the movie

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas 10 місяців тому +6

      I will never understand people bragging about purposely missing out on an experience and then stating that they're getting the same thing or something somewhere by watching a parody that is dumbed down of said experience 😅. You were like those people that watch cinemaSins videos and actually think it's the same thing as watching the movie 🤣

  • @OldManGamingTV
    @OldManGamingTV 10 місяців тому +1792

    "Life is better, down where it's wetter is tight" Best pitch meeting line ever.

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 10 місяців тому +50

      Was looking for this comment.
      A lot of people didn't get this one
      😅😅😅

    • @steveroberts9222
      @steveroberts9222 10 місяців тому +13

      Ahhhhh…. Didn’t get this one at first. 110% agree tho!

    • @Johnson-gb7ks
      @Johnson-gb7ks 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@steveroberts9222 explain

    • @Johnson-gb7ks
      @Johnson-gb7ks 10 місяців тому

      ​@@simonhowell4486 I don't get it lol

    • @inigo137
      @inigo137 10 місяців тому +2

      Vajj?

  • @DanteDelorian
    @DanteDelorian 10 місяців тому +48

    I love that the executive's eyes are ever-so-slightly starting to glaze over with each pitch

  • @goodfellabeats
    @goodfellabeats 10 місяців тому +12

    Wait, Writer Guy never told Producer Guy which classic animated movie they wanted to remake. These guys have been doing it so long they can read each other's minds.

  • @AnikIsGreat
    @AnikIsGreat 10 місяців тому +749

    They should make a live action Ryan George remake in a few years, maybe hire some real actors instead of the robot clones we have currently.

    • @ameribano8910
      @ameribano8910 10 місяців тому +25

      That’d would be super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @Memerroni
      @Memerroni 10 місяців тому +9

      That sounds tight

    • @kadelin3318
      @kadelin3318 10 місяців тому +10

      But photorealistoc CGI count as live action why not robot clones

    • @Memerroni
      @Memerroni 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@kadelin3318 maybe a 2D cartoon remake instead. Do something new

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 10 місяців тому +16

      A gender swap is also essential for this remake

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 10 місяців тому +267

    Fun Fact: Sebastian's design in the remake is based on a ghost crab, which is a species of crab that lives exclusively on land.

    • @andybrice2711
      @andybrice2711 10 місяців тому +30

      I'm going to do a 40-minute video essay on the profound symbolism of this.

    • @jacobcox4565
      @jacobcox4565 10 місяців тому +39

      @@andybrice2711 All that symbolizes is Disney getting lazy and not caring about the quality of their products or audience.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 10 місяців тому +28

      "Everything's better, down where it's wetter... Or so I've heard."

    • @Nhia89
      @Nhia89 10 місяців тому +2

      I'm subscribing just to see that video

    • @sotakovatereza352
      @sotakovatereza352 9 місяців тому +1

      Bravo, Disney 🙏🙏🙏😑😑😑

  • @matthewhines7895
    @matthewhines7895 10 місяців тому +23

    Who else knew it was coming and said "Lin-Manuel Miranda" with them two?
    Getting involved with Ryan's videos is tight. Haha.

  • @bwgan2440
    @bwgan2440 10 місяців тому +28

    I’ve only discovered this channel in the last week and I have now watched a shameful amount of videos…what can say? They are far funnier and better written than pretty much anything on the traditional television!
    As an aside, I’d love to see a Pitch Meeting for the 13th Warrior…an oldie I know but I love that film!🤪😊

    • @wolfishpotato6978
      @wolfishpotato6978 7 місяців тому

      Watching an absurd number of pitch meetings in a short span of time is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I see no reason for shame

  • @maeh2460
    @maeh2460 10 місяців тому +1014

    Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy are so in sync that they both know exactly what movie they're talking about without having to actually say the title. I love that for them.

    • @timothyvenable3336
      @timothyvenable3336 10 місяців тому +47

      I didn’t even notice that! Wow that was awesome lol

    • @tarantinoish
      @tarantinoish 10 місяців тому +53

      They're so in sync that it almost feels like they're the same person some times, you know?

    • @dayhefner
      @dayhefner 10 місяців тому +3

      Lol, I came here to make this comment

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 10 місяців тому +30

      @@tarantinoish In my mind, the writer is Ryan, and the other guy is George.

    • @yagelbar
      @yagelbar 10 місяців тому +4

      @@eugenetswong And sometimes the other way around (!)

  • @nigelradford5670
    @nigelradford5670 10 місяців тому +572

    Oh making a live action movie from a classic animated movie but making the animals super terrifying is TIGHT

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 10 місяців тому +9

      That is the Disney way! It works! 😂

    • @MrMadXenomorph
      @MrMadXenomorph 10 місяців тому +10

      Also the main character

    • @edgardomartin8299
      @edgardomartin8299 10 місяців тому +3

      Producer: Animals are TIGHT!
      Pitcher: phrasing!

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 10 місяців тому

      I love all the cgi in these not animated movies, makes so much sense seriously

    • @WelcomeApathy
      @WelcomeApathy 10 місяців тому

      @@MrMadXenomorph You find a teenage girl terrifying?

  • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
    @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 9 місяців тому +6

    In the original, the fact she couldnt talk made the romance fun to watch as Aerial had to work off only facial expression and emoting and body language.
    In this she just forgets her goal with the prince? Why?

  • @MrMViceroy
    @MrMViceroy 10 місяців тому +118

    I saw it with my girlfriend, and it's certainly the least terrible of the live action remakes, but Ryan does a great job of pointing out why nearly everything they changed only makes it worse than the original. Also with Ariel on the ship at the end, I was thinking "she's never been on a ship before in her life and literally doesn't know anything about them or how they work, so how does she know what the helm does?"

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 10 місяців тому +47

      Well, she’s a black female, so I’m not sure why you’re even asking that question, and quite frankly, I find it phobic.
      She helped Jennifer Lawrence design and build the first ever boat.

    • @chewymew
      @chewymew 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@samblack5313You do have a point there

    • @iRazenrak
      @iRazenrak 10 місяців тому +4

      If her cavern of human treasures was inside an sunken ship as opposed to a cave, that would make it make more sense.

    • @hybrid3006
      @hybrid3006 10 місяців тому +3

      @@samblack5313 Wait what? How is that related to he question?

    • @TrenchcoatJesus
      @TrenchcoatJesus 10 місяців тому +17

      @@iRazenrak I mean, no?
      Owning a wrecked car does not make you proficient in driving cars.

  • @bonjolivent7130
    @bonjolivent7130 10 місяців тому +1269

    When he showed the lion king clips while narrating the little mermaids story 😩😭 got me shook and laughing.

    • @shindean
      @shindean 10 місяців тому +13

      Are we under the assumption the original had a great story? It was always trash, the movie excelled because of the songs.

    • @hassanalkhalaf1115
      @hassanalkhalaf1115 10 місяців тому +33

      ​@@shindean while it wasn't really original or creative at least it was memorable, well drawn and the songs were good

    • @shindean
      @shindean 10 місяців тому

      @Hassan Al Khalaf Yeah, beautiful presentation. But defending the story is the problem, suddenly we're going to lie because people can't stand a black mermaid? Sure....🙄

    • @LEWIS1992
      @LEWIS1992 10 місяців тому +2

      You laughed at a comedy sketch? OMG!!

    • @Ahnoldsplayhouse
      @Ahnoldsplayhouse 10 місяців тому +3

      How "shook"? Like did you get dizzy? Oh man. I'm concerned.

  • @mattc9598
    @mattc9598 10 місяців тому +379

    At this point when I hear about a new Disney movie i just go "well at least there'll be a good pitch meeting out of it all"

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad 10 місяців тому

      Unfortunately this pitch meeting wasn't one of them imo. Kinda weak this time

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 10 місяців тому +3

      I don't get why they make these inferior versions of their old classics, sure, its to to cash in on the nostalgia wave, because the people who watched them as kids are now adults, most with kids of their own.
      BUT!!!
      I still think by making it ultra realistic, that, they lose all charm the originals had.
      Lion King Looks super impressive from a CGI standpoint, but its boring compared to the original.
      also, the skin color thing in this movie makes no sense, the reason why people has brown skin, is because they are from places that get a lot of sunlight, and they need darker skin to not get sunburnt,
      There is no sun light at the bottom of the ocean.
      So she should be super pale if anything.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 10 місяців тому

      @@mozxz Also, how is her dad white and she's black? It's the Fan4tastic conundrum all over again - if Hollywood wants to race swap a character, then they need to fully commit to it and do that character's entire family otherwise they just look like lazy virtue signalers, and no one likes that.

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 10 місяців тому +1

      @@mozxz it makes money. That is why they did it. They don't need to hire writers, the story is written. They don't need a good director, the shots are already determined. They don't care about being creative, they just want the money.

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 10 місяців тому +1

      @@TheOrangeRoad Sadly a pitch meeting for this movie has to be bland. All the best jokes you could make for this movie, need to be avoided or else Ryan gets canceled.

  • @davidmcmahon4633
    @davidmcmahon4633 10 місяців тому +16

    I can't wait for them to decide to do one of the earliest Mickey Mouse cartoons - Steamboat Willie - as a live action movie.

  • @lexdeobesean
    @lexdeobesean 10 місяців тому +24

    You are an absolute professional! Making comedy out of something so divisive and making it very hard for people to get offended 🤣👍💯

    • @christopherparks2987
      @christopherparks2987 9 місяців тому

      It’s only divisive if you consider bigots real people.

  • @Unlikely_Pirate
    @Unlikely_Pirate 10 місяців тому +3456

    I want them to live action Lilo and Stitch. I wanna see how horrifying and deprived of emotion they can make those aliens.

    • @felizcuervito
      @felizcuervito 10 місяців тому +233

      There is a live action Lilo & Stitch in the works. They are well into casting.

    • @mikejunior211
      @mikejunior211 10 місяців тому +219

      @@felizcuervito Yes, they apparently fired the young girl playing Nani, because twitter calmly and politely pointed out that she did not look like the depiction of the cartoon character she was supposed to portray and Disney of course reasonably understood the mistake and course corrected, you know, as they usually do to please their audience and consumer base.

    • @mere7583
      @mere7583 10 місяців тому +306

      @@mikejunior211 yep, she was native Hawaiian, but not "dark enough" because that's ok to say

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 10 місяців тому +106

      ​@@felizcuervito NO THEY WILL NOT DESTROY MY FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE, TODAY IS THE DAY WE RIOT IN THE STREETS

    • @Anon1gh3
      @Anon1gh3 10 місяців тому +64

      So are they just trying to live action everything now, even though obviously no one wants any of these remakes and it's literally draining all their money?

  • @zainaman710
    @zainaman710 10 місяців тому +535

    Hollywood has run out of ideas but Ryan hasn't. Keep doing the amazing work

    • @johnpoole3871
      @johnpoole3871 10 місяців тому

      Hollywood has ideas I am sure...they are just too chickenshit to use any of them.

    • @mikejunior211
      @mikejunior211 10 місяців тому

      Not running out of ideas...The writers have been in a strike...since 2008 apparently.

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity 10 місяців тому +23

    I want them to do a live action remake of Treasure Planet. Come on Disney, make it happen.

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil 10 місяців тому +4

      The discussion, above, about doing "Lilo and Stitch" made me think of "Treasure Planet" and I'll give 'em this: Live action would almost have to make the characters look less freaky (that cat captain and the spider-esque pirate always really weirded me out; if they had more human proportions, I think they'd look more friendly).

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Aileil Silver is a character animated by Glen Keane. Glen Keane also animated Ariel, the Beast, and Aladdin. None of his characters have come to life in live action with anywhere near the same vibrancy and emotion as their animated counterparts, and Silver would be completely ruined without his fun, exaggerated charm.

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil 10 місяців тому +3

      @@JenamDrag0n Silver always reminded me of the hot dog vendor in "Oliver and Company".

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 9 місяців тому +9

      Just so they can ruin it and make it inferior to the original?

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 7 місяців тому +1

      Staaaaahhhhhhhp wishing for things that are *ONLY* gonna be a huge disappointment

  • @Ari-ll1wp
    @Ari-ll1wp 6 місяців тому +4

    Somehow the fact that King Triton seems to have a baby mama from each of the seven seas didn't make it into the pitch meeting.

  • @those1kidds
    @those1kidds 10 місяців тому +724

    Can't believe nothing was said about King Triton's very diverse set of daughters. He is quite the player of the ocean.... And where are all the moms?

    • @lowbird7947
      @lowbird7947 10 місяців тому +33

      Mermaids are fictional creatures. That's like saying "wow that cat gave birth to a lot of diverse kittens". Also Ariel's mother died.

    • @those1kidds
      @those1kidds 10 місяців тому +151

      @@lowbird7947 so mermaids don't follow race?

    • @xAwesomeGameplay
      @xAwesomeGameplay 10 місяців тому +46

      @@those1kidds Kittens can be the same “race”, as in literally come from the same litter, and be different colors. Maybe mermaids can too.

    • @AG-ng8gt
      @AG-ng8gt 10 місяців тому +249

      ​@@xAwesomeGameplay You're just pointing out that siblings can have different hair colors. That's not the same as race. The sisters are clearly different races, which does suggest that Trident is a major player. It's a fair question: Where are the other baby mamas?

    • @yaraakl419
      @yaraakl419 10 місяців тому +51

      the 7 sisters represent the 7 seas so they made her sisters look like the race that is present around the sea they represent and mermaids are fictional characters. this movie is pure imagination so please stop thinking about logic.

  • @OnlyAtJaMart
    @OnlyAtJaMart 10 місяців тому +235

    Remember when Disney just re-released their classics theatrically every decade or so? That was so much better than what they’re doing now by remaking every animated movie with live-action, and doing a horrible job.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 10 місяців тому +36

      They don't like their originals, that's the issue. They're "problematic". You can't have a white male saving the day in Little Mermaid, come on!

    • @StephOMacRules
      @StephOMacRules 10 місяців тому

      @@SeraphsWitness They're probably also trying to burn all the copies of Pocahontas to erase it from existence.

    • @kipolem53
      @kipolem53 10 місяців тому +4

      They did do this in 2013 for three movies at least, Lion King, Finding Nemo, and Little Mermaid, but now I think on it ANY MONEY AT ALL they earn from doing this is money in the bank, whereas by making a film you can't guarantee success on, they could lose money, as they did with this title, so yeah your suggestion makes so much more sense.
      Though I dunno, I wouldn't count Lilo and Stitch out oof the woods just yet,. The main issue right now is the character descriptions of personality don't sound like Nani and Lilo, but that doesn't necessarily ruin the movie.

    • @kipolem53
      @kipolem53 10 місяців тому +5

      @@SeraphsWitness But can you have a white male saving the day in Hercules? Huncback of Notre Dame? Sword in the Stone?

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 10 місяців тому +11

      @@kipolem53 Yes, 20-30 years ago? Of course. Those were great films.
      Times have changed, if you hadn't noticed.

  • @Optosy
    @Optosy 8 місяців тому +4

    I like how the producer sometimes catches basic scientific mishaps and other times adds half+half to figure out that now it is complete.

  • @Skullid
    @Skullid 10 місяців тому +3

    "Wow... Okay, i think we've pretended to be creative long enough" bro literally roasted a multi-billion company 💀

  • @brettbeyer73
    @brettbeyer73 10 місяців тому +1322

    Also, having someone who has no clue how to pilot a giant galleon works figures out how to pilot it perfectly as a weapon makes perfect sense.

    • @nelsinki5177
      @nelsinki5177 10 місяців тому +22

      Hey, Ariel got in her treasure lair all Pirates of the Caribean collection except for the mermaid one (????).

    • @tomc8157
      @tomc8157 10 місяців тому +28

      Was she standing on her tail / flipper?

    • @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff
      @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff 10 місяців тому +177

      I haven’t seen the movie but I have a feeling they had her do it instead of Eric to shove in a “HEY LOOK STRONG WOMAN” message that nobody needed

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas 10 місяців тому +13

      @@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff kind of makes sense for the protagonist of the story to actually, I don't know, protagonist? She is supposed to be at Disney princess after all

    • @Darthalas
      @Darthalas 10 місяців тому +13

      I don't know bro, she seemed to have spent more than enough time watching them and following their ships.... Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out turning the wheel turns the ship. You don't....please tell me... you don't seriously think the crews that sailed around on these vessels were super highly intelligent Mensa members do you? Because that would be absolutely hilarious if you do 😂😂😂

  • @jarink1
    @jarink1 10 місяців тому +90

    Spoilers Ahead? I don't think there's any way you could spoil these live-action remakes any more than Disney already has.

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 10 місяців тому +5

      I don't see the point in remaking a great movie. They should remake bad ones and try to make them good.
      I would love to remake Sharknado but as an actual comedy instead of an accidental comedy.

  • @KrisAdamsTV
    @KrisAdamsTV 10 місяців тому +9

    My favourite part is definitely when Ryan says "hey shut up so..." 😂

  • @JGott0001
    @JGott0001 10 місяців тому +4

    I love how upset writer guy gets with producer guy’s tangent about nonexistent “clips“

  • @theskyrat4546
    @theskyrat4546 10 місяців тому +293

    The Lin Manuel Miranda joke was the hardest I've laughed at a Pitch Meeting in a while.😂

    • @kipolem53
      @kipolem53 10 місяців тому +22

      He did not bring his A-game to this movie. More like his C-game. All three new songs highest they can earn is a C. I think he should stick with originals. Also, after Frozen it seemed like they only wanted THOSE composers/songwriters, they had them for Gigantic, though that film never materialized. The ironic thing is they said at the time that it ding' meet their standard...that's why they couldn't release it...
      But Strange World did? What?

    • @Charok1
      @Charok1 10 місяців тому +5

      lame though when no idea who this mix of man and woman's name person is

    • @primmoore6232
      @primmoore6232 10 місяців тому +13

      @@Charok1 - Moana, In the Heights, Hamilton, the family of Encanto -- THEY all know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is. You need to get out more.

    • @dantheanimator5072
      @dantheanimator5072 10 місяців тому +15

      I was expecting him to dog harder on that Akwafina rap but I am fine with the results lol

    • @dantheanimator5072
      @dantheanimator5072 10 місяців тому +8

      @@Charok1hey, you are within your Miranda Rights to think that

  • @M.A.D.D.Y
    @M.A.D.D.Y 10 місяців тому +29

    1:41 So wait, the producer guy can see the clips we're seeing? Huh

  • @LetThatStuffGo
    @LetThatStuffGo 10 місяців тому +9

    Loving these more and more. Introduce a new character: Casting Director Guy! 😂

  • @alaricsilver-lord2279
    @alaricsilver-lord2279 9 місяців тому +5

    I love the spoiler warning on a REMAKE of a 30+ year old movie that is so ingrained in the zeitgeist that it's basically impossible to not already know everything.

  • @DeaddMax
    @DeaddMax 10 місяців тому +460

    Once again, we should honor Ryan's sacrifice for watching that movie so he can do this pitch meeting.

    • @chriscalland4098
      @chriscalland4098 10 місяців тому +15

      He watched it so that we wouldn't have to - like Jesus

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees 10 місяців тому +1

      Can Jesus watch a movie so bad that even ryan cannot rip on it?

    • @SamJ.J.
      @SamJ.J. 10 місяців тому

      ​@heetsees eventually it get so bad that its amusing so thats probably not possible.

    • @heetsees
      @heetsees 10 місяців тому

      @@SamJ.J. haha good point. Ryan has already made it clear that he can't make fun of comedies because it's already a joke. How pensive of you. These films are already jokes. You even taught me a new word. Pensive. Btw why or how did you @ heetsees?

    • @SamJ.J.
      @SamJ.J. 10 місяців тому

      @heetsees clicked the name and it auto pops up. Sometimes it breaks though

  • @thenewherooftime815
    @thenewherooftime815 10 місяців тому +187

    That ending killed me, 'Whos to say that a 2016 movie isn't a classic" Both screenwriter guy and producer guy are just terrible in this episode, I love it

    • @ryan4627
      @ryan4627 10 місяців тому +5

      THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

    • @Avvy89
      @Avvy89 10 місяців тому +1

      Aren't they also doing Lilo and Stich as live action?

  • @AnneNathalie-yj3pe
    @AnneNathalie-yj3pe 8 місяців тому +2

    The fact that Ryan George did NOT make a Pitch Meeting for Cinderella (2017) only proves that it's the ONLY Disney Live action that worked!!! 😇🥳🎉

  • @euphan123
    @euphan123 9 місяців тому +1

    2:54 THAT sound BROKE my speaker!!

  • @Shardae8810
    @Shardae8810 10 місяців тому +247

    The “what clips” bit was hilarious to me 😂😂. Love Disney’s originality and creativity.

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 10 місяців тому +15

      I'm surprised he didn't mention the advisor having a foreign accent for no reason

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 10 місяців тому

      Ok

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 10 місяців тому +5

      The fact that the stories are so similar up to that point never even crossed my mind till those clips started playing. 😅

    • @user-zh5kg2op4h
      @user-zh5kg2op4h 10 місяців тому

      It's all about father-son relationship. Every Disney movie. Every Marvel movie. Nolan clearly did a total inception.

    • @inuhundchien6041
      @inuhundchien6041 10 місяців тому

      Not a father son relationship, but parent children relationship since Ariel is a daughter. Nowadays people don't really like 'true love' romance story since everyone is a cynic. They even need to put that the siren voice that caused 'love', not love at first sight of a pretty face.

  • @fie2281
    @fie2281 10 місяців тому +9

    I can legit see them going in and making 3d animated remakes of the old 2d disney movies once they finish all these live action ones

    • @mattmorehouse9685
      @mattmorehouse9685 9 місяців тому +1

      Aren't they only sort of live action, since half the characters are cgi? Or is the average audience member so shallow they don't get that fish don't talk?

  • @kishaa819
    @kishaa819 10 місяців тому +5

    I love how you literally just turned being awkward into a career.

  • @TardisGirl9
    @TardisGirl9 10 місяців тому +124

    The first words out of my mouth once the movie ended were, “I can’t *wait* for the Pitch Meeting.”
    He did NOT disappoint.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 10 місяців тому +8

      Wait, you watched the movie? You knew what it was going to be, right?

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 10 місяців тому +6

      shame on you for going to that movie

    • @TardisGirl9
      @TardisGirl9 10 місяців тому +1

      @muskyoxes I figured I’d give it a shot. 🤷‍♀️

    • @cheogt4623
      @cheogt4623 10 місяців тому

      I'm gonna watch it tomorrow

  • @Missjunebugfreak
    @Missjunebugfreak 10 місяців тому +380

    "LIN MANUEL-MIRANDA! I literally don't know anyone else who writes original music."
    "He's the only one. He's the only one."
    Perfectly summarised my feelings about Lin Manuel-Miranda's oversaturation in Hollywood right now.

    • @Darion350
      @Darion350 10 місяців тому +39

      True, he's everywhere, but most of his music is pretty damn good.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 10 місяців тому +45

      ​@@Darion350Except for "The Scuttlebutt". That song deserves to be used as an instrument of psychological torture.

    • @Darion350
      @Darion350 10 місяців тому +19

      @@jlev1028 Thankfully I'm never watching this movie, so I don't have to put myself through such pain.

    • @HurdyGurdyNerd
      @HurdyGurdyNerd 10 місяців тому +11

      I did not even know he was in on this, but I said his name at the same time as well.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 10 місяців тому +18

      Yeah
      I love him and his musics are meh at worse and great at best, but Scuttlebutt was the first music where I wanted to scream “Shut up”

  • @javkalrabbit
    @javkalrabbit 10 місяців тому +3

    im laughing crying at the abrupt switch to the use of lion king footage

  • @Mibs-Mibby
    @Mibs-Mibby 9 місяців тому +7

    Lin Manuel Miranda is the ONLY person who can make original music for disney movies 😂

  • @v1de0gamr23
    @v1de0gamr23 10 місяців тому +27

    "Any major changes?"
    *"None that I can foresee anyone on the internet getting mad about."*
    I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @alexandercolburn317
    @alexandercolburn317 10 місяців тому +137

    It’s so relatable how Ryan’s break consists of him staring off into space with a frown on his face.

    • @la_scrittice_vita
      @la_scrittice_vita 10 місяців тому +7

      It could become a running bit. One break he has a snack. Next vid he reads a book. Next time he's playing fruit ninja on his phone.

  • @JaxTheGat
    @JaxTheGat 7 місяців тому

    Regarding what you said last..
    “ hey Ryan, were you able to stop talking?” “ it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!”
    “life is much better, 😮down where it’s wetter under the sea” ..is tight”’!!

  • @GoodKingMody
    @GoodKingMody 6 місяців тому +1

    "I think we pretended to be creative for long enough"😂😂😂

  • @the_idiot_eris5029
    @the_idiot_eris5029 10 місяців тому +151

    when i saw the trailer for the little mermaid I was horrified by flounder and subastians design
    how did anyone greenlight their designs?!

    • @motaman8074
      @motaman8074 10 місяців тому +29

      It's Disney. Logic is frowned upon.

    • @Stoic_grimace
      @Stoic_grimace 10 місяців тому +9

      because Disney.

    • @ands1983
      @ands1983 10 місяців тому +15

      Have you seen The Lion King? Emotion in CGI characters is reserved for Pixar.

    • @the_idiot_eris5029
      @the_idiot_eris5029 10 місяців тому +11

      @@ands1983 truee
      And even though it’s not animated Mulan did a great job at not showing emotion

    • @HUNbullseye
      @HUNbullseye 10 місяців тому +2

      *scubastian

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 10 місяців тому +970

    The creativity is never-ending at Disney!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 10 місяців тому +37

      Unlike Disney, Ryan never disappoints.

    • @EmmanQuinones5234
      @EmmanQuinones5234 10 місяців тому +23

      A VERY creative team indeed!

    • @alandoane9168
      @alandoane9168 10 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 10 місяців тому +18

      Disney doesn't deserve to crap on the graves of the people who made the originals they're bastardizing.
      The thing that gets me is the color-grading that always makes it look like God has removed sunlight from the world, even for scenes taking place in the middle of a sunny day.

    • @MediaMinuteShorts
      @MediaMinuteShorts 10 місяців тому +13

      Disney Team: Making creative movies is super hard, very much so an inconvenience

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 7 місяців тому

    "What clips?" had me dying

  • @dexterussalt3917
    @dexterussalt3917 10 місяців тому +5

    The pitch guy never specified they were remaking the little mermaid which must mean they both have telekinetic powers and can think to each other

  • @vusimuzibuthelezi8974
    @vusimuzibuthelezi8974 10 місяців тому +238

    "Who's to say a 2016 movie isn't a classic" had me dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wingblade6023
    @wingblade6023 10 місяців тому +94

    There's like 2 Disney films I'd actually be excited to watch in live action.
    Treasure Planet
    Atlantis

    • @kurtnewman7182
      @kurtnewman7182 10 місяців тому +16

      Don’t worry they’ll ruin those too

    • @SuperSeriouslyJoking
      @SuperSeriouslyJoking 10 місяців тому +3

      I used to want to see these along with Gargoyles done in live action, but in all honesty they would ruin them so much.

    • @m9105826
      @m9105826 10 місяців тому +6

      They already made a live action version of Atlantis. It came out a few years before the animated one and was called Stargate.

    • @tanishatate5806
      @tanishatate5806 10 місяців тому +9

      The only one I'd consider now would be reviving The Black Cauldron. Imagine the horned king & his undead army if Disney put some effort in it.

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad 10 місяців тому

      I hate you

  • @JDRetrolUtion
    @JDRetrolUtion 7 місяців тому

    I'm glad Ryan mentioned how they left the "under the sea" song completely unchanged, but during the "fish playing instruments" verse they don't show any of that

  • @christophjohnson3777
    @christophjohnson3777 6 місяців тому +1

    "Those clips were drom the wrong movie." 😂😂

  • @PichettoFratame
    @PichettoFratame 10 місяців тому +84

    The “you gotta be photorealistic” part killed me Hahhaha perfect lines and perfect delivery

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 10 місяців тому +1

      Except they don't fully do that either. The crab has these weird cartoon eyes.

    • @jakeryan2805
      @jakeryan2805 10 місяців тому +2

      I do not recommend seeing he live action Pinnochio, but that movie proved they can still do cartoony "live action" cgi if they actually try. Pinoc, and Honestly John looked great. The rest of the movie was dog shite of course.

    • @erkfx4154
      @erkfx4154 10 місяців тому

      Meanwhile, Kaiju Ursula was the most non photorealistic looking thing in the whole movie 😂

  • @ferrariflat12
    @ferrariflat12 10 місяців тому +142

    An animated remake of this live action pitch meeting would be tight!

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 10 місяців тому +9

      I’m picturing Mulvaney as the writer, and Jada Pinkett-Smith as the producer.
      This current version is “too white”.

    • @napoleonbonafide4185
      @napoleonbonafide4185 10 місяців тому

      @@samblack5313 you're trash

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 10 місяців тому

      ​@@samblack5313 *black Cleopatra "documentary" disaster flashbaks* nuuuuu

  • @cyberius7042
    @cyberius7042 9 місяців тому +4

    I think "Life being better down where it's wetter is TIGHT" might be my new favorite Pitch Meeting line.

  • @sgtpaloogoo2811
    @sgtpaloogoo2811 10 місяців тому +5

    4:55
    " Who's to say a 2016 movie is in a classic?"
    "I like the way you think."
    Gosh I hate these guys 🤣

  • @ianchandler4649
    @ianchandler4649 10 місяців тому +237

    While we’re on ludicrous movies, you should do a Pitch Meeting for “Bullet Train.” (As long as it’s barely an inconvenience) That film was completely off the rails and it’d be perfect for the channel.

    • @Visethelegend
      @Visethelegend 10 місяців тому +13

      It was a very fun bad movie. I enjoyed it a lot

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 10 місяців тому +15

      That movie was great

    • @lunaloveless2837
      @lunaloveless2837 10 місяців тому +4

      I second this request, as I requested it previously.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 9 місяців тому +5

      The producers didn't have a good track record. It never gained any steam.

    • @LetThatStuffGo
      @LetThatStuffGo 9 місяців тому +4

      Well. Yes that movie also crossed my mind recently. It will be saved for a train-y day. I'm sure we all be rail-ly happy to wait for the signal and be on track watch it for sure... 😇

  • @AmazingKevinWClark
    @AmazingKevinWClark 10 місяців тому +64

    Thank you, somebody else mentioned that not having Eric stab Ursula ruins the motivations in the end. People keep mentioning that it makes more sense because he's the experienced sailer and she's the mermaid. While those points are also good ones, they're not the biggest issue with that switch. I cant believe the director of Chicago did this. The movie Chicago added so much to the material while with this movie you have to wonder if he fell asleep at the wheel. I dont know if Chicago was as good because of him or if he just didn't care about the Little Mermaid and it was a gig.

    • @sabee3064
      @sabee3064 10 місяців тому +5

      I don't know about that. One of the things always bugged me about the original was that Ariel basically left her father helpless at the bottom of the ocean to go chasing after Eric. Ursula could have killed him. She didn't even try to get the trident back, or warn the other merpeople. She had no thought about any of trouble that she caused, yet she was rewarded at end.

    • @LittleHobbit13
      @LittleHobbit13 10 місяців тому +4

      @@sabee3064 Okay but the story doesn't quite hit as hard if you build up to the climactic conflict of the story and the MC just......leaves to go get help. It would not be very empowering, the narrative doesn't stay where the action is, and she'd be leaving Triton just as helpless (which was by the design of the contract, there was no way to help Triton other than for Ariel to defeat Ursula; it was literally the basis of Ursula's whole plan - to achieve max power).

    • @gscurd75
      @gscurd75 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@sabee3064 She was also a 16 year old girl in lust. No kid at that age is great at prioritizing.

    • @AmazingKevinWClark
      @AmazingKevinWClark 10 місяців тому +12

      @Sa Bee I think you need to watch the original movie over again. King Trident is never helpless. He's more powerful than Ursula. The only reason she over comes him is because she holds Ariel hostage with the contract and Trident agrees to take her place.

    • @sabee3064
      @sabee3064 10 місяців тому +5

      @@AmazingKevinWClark He was helpless. Ursula had the trident and he was a sea slug. He was completely at her mercy. There was nothing stopping her from killing him if she wanted to. Also I watched the original many times as a child. It was my favorite movie. As an adult there are some things that I notice.

  • @joshrayne724
    @joshrayne724 10 місяців тому +4

    I would LOVE to see a pitch meeting on a true cinematic masterpiece where the writers and directors actually don’t screw things up, and see a weird opposite version of this premise where it’s just, actually good decisions left and right and it’s a true praise of artful film making. Ig I’d love to see a pitch meeting where it’s a real win, and show the current trend in film making why it was such a win

  • @doofus0123
    @doofus0123 8 місяців тому

    I am already chomping at the bit for the pitch meeting on the Snow White live action remake.

  • @a24396
    @a24396 10 місяців тому +87

    10 thousand views in in less than 12 minutes of being posted?!?! Ryan, you DESERVE every bit of your success - you are, without a doubt, one of the best content creators on youtube!

    • @sergiohalaby
      @sergiohalaby 10 місяців тому +1

      23k at 23 minutes.

    • @zzzguyzzz2073
      @zzzguyzzz2073 10 місяців тому +1

      45k @ 50 minutes

    • @t34r
      @t34r 10 місяців тому +1

      53k at 1h.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 10 місяців тому +2

      137k in 2 hours. Man deserves more imho. Goddamn genius.

  • @jexxy1806
    @jexxy1806 10 місяців тому +36

    playing the lion king panels was a stroke of genius. Well Played!

    • @DarkEclipse23
      @DarkEclipse23 10 місяців тому

      In fairness any movie starting out with a main lead related to a leader of a large kingdom generally rehashes the same plot. Some relative wants it for themselves, is involved with the dispatching of the mother/father of the kingdom, good guy has to fight to retake it. Etc.
      Even Black Panther was that. The only real difference is that T’Challa was both the lead and the king. Yet his uncle’s kid wanted his rightful place. Etc. etc. etc.

  • @LucasCarter2
    @LucasCarter2 7 місяців тому +1

    I cannot understand why they took her iconic rich red hair and turned it nearly brown. Snow whites defining feature was her Snow White skin, and Ariel’s defining feature is her red hair. Imagine if repunzal suddenly didn’t have long hair.

  • @flynnoldman3542
    @flynnoldman3542 10 місяців тому +5

    I think I need more Ryan awkwardly avoiding eye contact with me.

  • @kadenmedley1367
    @kadenmedley1367 10 місяців тому +225

    For some reason I can’t get over how not a single one of Ariel’s animal friends are the same animals as the animated movie

    • @Razuki5
      @Razuki5 10 місяців тому +54

      I’m surprised they didn’t make Flounder look like an actual flounder, like with all eyes on the top side.

    • @e.sterling141
      @e.sterling141 10 місяців тому +8

      Can't say I'm surprised at all. 😒

    • @mikejunior211
      @mikejunior211 10 місяців тому +45

      Only natural, since Ariel is not the same as the animated movie either.

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 10 місяців тому +24

      Wouldn't have been surprised if Disney made Ariel half human half clown fish so she could change her gender.

    • @eclipsehorse8693
      @eclipsehorse8693 10 місяців тому +18

      @@PhantomFilmAustralia should have made Ursla sh*t ink then she could at least say soemthing stunning and bold like- "oh sorry dearie- it's that time of the month..."