Don't Crush Obsidian

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2021
  • I crush an obsidian sphere in my hydraulic press
    See the full video here: • Obsidian Crystal Ball ...
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  • Наука та технологія

КОМЕНТАРІ • 47 тис.

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 2 роки тому +134503

    "Don't play with broken obsidian", he says with a bandaged finger.

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 2 роки тому +5286

      Speaking from experience 😅

    • @GDJSingh
      @GDJSingh Рік тому +536

      @@12dakis I saved you from the 69 Curse

    • @hunty5285
      @hunty5285 Рік тому +312

      😂😂😂 damn this made me laugh hard as hell

    • @phironosurvivors2069
      @phironosurvivors2069 Рік тому +188

      Duh? 🤣😂🤣... oh.. he learned something

    • @joshuacromley7439
      @joshuacromley7439 Рік тому +115

      Well, Obsidian is glass, so.

  • @sickvendetta9
    @sickvendetta9 2 роки тому +19892

    “Don’t play with broken Obsidian..”
    *proceeds to play with broken Obsidian*

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 2 роки тому +48

      Reverse that

    • @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult
      @MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult 2 роки тому +217

      @@Zen-751 *Obsidian broken with play to proceed*
      "Obsidian broken with play Don't"
      >:)

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 2 роки тому +29

      @@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult but he didn't play with it. He used that piece as an example of how sharp a shard can be

    • @lezopi5914
      @lezopi5914 2 роки тому +118

      That's why he has a bandaid on his finger

    • @bigredc222
      @bigredc222 2 роки тому +42

      And his finger has a huge bandage on it.

  • @zappyapp
    @zappyapp 3 місяці тому +2106

    Obsidian dust in the air makes smoking feel like eating a bowl of salad

    • @Disgruntled_Grunt
      @Disgruntled_Grunt Місяць тому +144

      It's that _spicy_ air.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Місяць тому +44

      it doesn't even get you high either.

    • @andrewstephens8790
      @andrewstephens8790 Місяць тому +61

      For sure when flintlock muskets became common the workshops where men knapped the replaceable flints were death traps. Many men died in there 30s from lung disease only a few years into working there.

    • @BirdOfHermes8381
      @BirdOfHermes8381 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@wolfetteplays8894It doesn't?!
      But I already bought the hydraulic press and a bunch of obsidian orbs! 😢

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Місяць тому

      sorry bro, your plug scammed you@@BirdOfHermes8381

  • @miguelparada2286
    @miguelparada2286 2 місяці тому +518

    He was trying to show us how sharp obsidian was but cut himself in the process. Stopped shooting, went to put on a blue bandage, and proceeded filming. Classic.

  • @Supercrayawn
    @Supercrayawn 2 роки тому +19694

    "and don't play with obsidian shards, they're razer sharp"
    in the next cut he's wearing a big blue bandage on his finger lol

    • @pytness1229
      @pytness1229 2 роки тому +911

      You can see the cut in his finger in that shot lmao

    • @thomasdevlin5825
      @thomasdevlin5825 2 роки тому +525

      He learned from experience

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 2 роки тому +102

      Different hand though but yeah

    • @kenyalmb
      @kenyalmb 2 роки тому +13

      Lol

    • @SomeSlushies
      @SomeSlushies 2 роки тому +147

      @@pytness1229 right hand in that shot, left hand is the one with the bandage. but yeah he cut tf outta himself

  • @gotchou
    @gotchou 2 роки тому +11619

    “Obsidian is razor sharp” *pans to bandaged finger*

    • @B3_6
      @B3_6 2 роки тому +331

      *runs fingers across obsidian dust” hurts worst then glass dust

    • @jimthompson4678
      @jimthompson4678 2 роки тому +144

      Guy: mom my fingers are sore and my tongue is bleeding.
      Mom: how many times do i have to tell you not to mess with atomically sharp volcanic glass fragments?
      Mom: you didnt eat any did you?
      Guy: just wanted to see what it tases like.
      Mom: *shakes head* tell your father we are going to hospital again.
      Later.
      Doctor in ER: he put obsidian dust in his mouth. WTF.
      Nurse: should i get paperwork for Darwin Award?

    • @dora_msc
      @dora_msc 2 роки тому +13

      I came here to say that 😂😂

    • @Hobiemyhubby
      @Hobiemyhubby 2 роки тому +9

      Now I wonder how he come to that conclusion 😂

    • @paulf6784
      @paulf6784 2 роки тому +1

      Sharper.

  • @gerald1138
    @gerald1138 2 місяці тому +337

    minecraft’s new obsidian sphere:

    • @SynnekoNya
      @SynnekoNya Місяць тому +5

      They already got those... but in minecraft style of course... otherwise known as a cube XD

    • @likabledoge13
      @likabledoge13 15 днів тому +2

      obsidian is just glass, minecraft lied (To you)

  • @laethinfowler2317
    @laethinfowler2317 Місяць тому +54

    seeing him brush his hand through that dust physically hurts, its like watching someone play with fiberglass

  • @mybrainhurts2213
    @mybrainhurts2213 2 роки тому +23004

    “Don’t think you should play with the shards of obsidian”. With a bandage on his finger.
    That’s hysterical!

  • @Tunabreath2001
    @Tunabreath2001 2 роки тому +10019

    "Don't play with obsidian because it's sharp"
    *Has entire finger wrapped in a bandage*

    • @winyessir8987
      @winyessir8987 2 роки тому +69

      I see it

    • @foggyfrogy
      @foggyfrogy 2 роки тому +107

      Omg that cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @firefoxriot7077
      @firefoxriot7077 2 роки тому +116

      he said it so you dont do the same mistake

    • @unknownperson8527
      @unknownperson8527 2 роки тому +48

      @@firefoxriot7077 if we ever have the opportunity to make that mistake tho 😭

    • @ohhsooill
      @ohhsooill 2 роки тому +7

      Literally laughed out loud when I seen that 🤣🤣

  • @tygical
    @tygical Місяць тому +40

    you can't just destroy a beautiful sphere of obsidian without expecting it to put up a fight

  • @Josh-yr7gd
    @Josh-yr7gd Місяць тому +28

    That obsidian was absurdly obliterated into oblivion.

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian Місяць тому +2

      More like impressively.

    • @disasterbi8610
      @disasterbi8610 Місяць тому +2

      I like your clever words, magic man

  • @cyanide6718
    @cyanide6718 2 роки тому +30662

    "don't crush obsidian"
    Yea like we all got a hydraulic press lying around

    • @MisterRorschach90
      @MisterRorschach90 2 роки тому +235

      You can literally buy or build one for 100-200 bucks.

    • @brianorozco1074
      @brianorozco1074 2 роки тому +368

      Imagine going to this guy’s house and seeing a ton of weapons of mass destruction in glass display cases

    • @neverousdizon1093
      @neverousdizon1093 2 роки тому +334

      Forget the press. Where the hell do you find obsidian.

    • @Kagdra_omen
      @Kagdra_omen 2 роки тому +61

      A... Idk fuckin hammer does the same thing.

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 2 роки тому +14

      @Fire Dargos 😳

  • @sho._.sho1021
    @sho._.sho1021 2 роки тому +13553

    “You shouldn’t play with the obsidian shards they are really sharp”
    *Picks up the shards and sprinkles it like fairy dust*

    • @MGB36913
      @MGB36913 2 роки тому +165

      Fairy dust 😂😆😂😆😂😆

    • @Nevlocc
      @Nevlocc 2 роки тому +509

      He learned from that though u can see he cut his finger and has a bandage

    • @frogge632
      @frogge632 2 роки тому +119

      *cringes in pain even tho its not even my hand*

    • @bernardblack6997
      @bernardblack6997 2 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @swastikasingh3195
      @swastikasingh3195 2 роки тому +3

      1k likes done😊😊

  • @EdKolis
    @EdKolis Місяць тому +2

    Finally, a hydraulic press video that isn't 15 minutes long!

  • @ceaser21i
    @ceaser21i 2 роки тому +7164

    "Don't play with obsidian shards, it's very sharp"
    next scene: proceeds to play with it and one finger bandaged 😂

    • @alexandraneko
      @alexandraneko 2 роки тому +13

      I was about to say that!! 😂

    • @kennethkelly2471
      @kennethkelly2471 2 роки тому +52

      His pointer finger was bleeding a little bit too

    • @alsc1233
      @alsc1233 2 роки тому +4

      @@alexandraneko same 🤣

    • @anantilaye5671
      @anantilaye5671 2 роки тому +8

      And hes finger was cut before the video was cut

    • @patelrajeshbhai5298
      @patelrajeshbhai5298 2 роки тому +16

      That's why he knows why we shouldn't play with obsidian shards 😂

  • @wildwubbzy
    @wildwubbzy 2 роки тому +6240

    “The obsidian just shattered like glass!”
    *Throws his hand into the shattered obsidian*

    • @thanatostariq9600
      @thanatostariq9600 2 роки тому +133

      i think you can see a cut on his finger too, dont kno if its from the shard tho

    • @R17..
      @R17.. 2 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/w-zBsJc8lw4/v-deo.html

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 2 роки тому +15

      He said dust, not glass. Why does this comment have 1,700 likes? He quoted it wrong.

    • @ekinkaraarslan4336
      @ekinkaraarslan4336 2 роки тому +7

      @@goblinoide whose analysing what he said its a UA-cam comment

    • @XsaaGods
      @XsaaGods 2 роки тому +3

      @@goblinoide Can I be a normie too ?

  • @shakuracraft184
    @shakuracraft184 Місяць тому +9

    Damn i didn't know the dragon egg and piston trick also work on obsidian

  • @RoyceRemix
    @RoyceRemix 2 місяці тому +4

    Would be nice to see how much pressure you're applying & to know how much it withstands

  • @user-er2kz9gl2x
    @user-er2kz9gl2x 2 роки тому +3230

    Title: "don't crush obsidian"
    description: "I crush an obsidian sphere in my hydraulic press"

    • @astyriakaaron5180
      @astyriakaaron5180 2 роки тому +13

      Dont play with the obsidian
      Proceeds to mess around with it

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 2 роки тому +3

      @@astyriakaaron5180 he played with it so we don't have to

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 2 роки тому +2

      We had to find out were not supposed to somehow

    • @dawoomaheshwari9333
      @dawoomaheshwari9333 2 роки тому

      XD

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 2 роки тому +2

      I mean that is how things should be done. You have the experiment and the conclusion.

  • @miss.brun0
    @miss.brun0 2 роки тому +14761

    “Don’t play with broken obsidian”
    His bandaged finger: you see nothing

    • @jacko8603
      @jacko8603 2 роки тому +48

      loool was thinking about that

    • @Og_BlueToadFan913
      @Og_BlueToadFan913 2 роки тому +21

      Yes just what I was thinking every time I saw it

    • @luke._.9270
      @luke._.9270 2 роки тому +7

      „You aint seen nothing you hear me?“ ah yes sleep away camp 1

    • @bobbydean1945
      @bobbydean1945 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah the finger really sells it

    • @silehpanda
      @silehpanda 2 роки тому +17

      *continues to play with broken obsidian*

  • @Somerandomweirdofromhell
    @Somerandomweirdofromhell Місяць тому +4

    I'm gonna go see if obsidian scissors exist

  • @Chlocean
    @Chlocean Місяць тому +3

    "That's why we have this protective shield here; it's to protect our nuts. Because NOBODY... likes chopped nuts."

  • @dougdonelson9471
    @dougdonelson9471 11 місяців тому +6966

    *runs fingers through obsidian shards*
    *with bloody fingers* "don't play with obsidian shards guys"

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 11 місяців тому +46

      some people won't listen from words nor by reading it, only convinces them when they see it (the consequences).

    • @Oh.Canada
      @Oh.Canada 11 місяців тому +1

      *Wow*

    • @Icarusa-dk5pr
      @Icarusa-dk5pr 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@cutiebunnyamber3447 no he's probably just doing it because he doesn't give a shit

    • @IrideLastMtb
      @IrideLastMtb 11 місяців тому +3

      has a bandaid in the next shot lol

    • @coolt00.is.also.c00l
      @coolt00.is.also.c00l 11 місяців тому +2

      He learned from the consequences

  • @criticalproductions4845
    @criticalproductions4845 2 роки тому +9799

    “Don’t play with obsidian shards”
    *is literally bleeding from grabbing handfuls of obsidian shards*

  • @ferryperry7840
    @ferryperry7840 Місяць тому +1

    *The **_Sound_** coming out of **_Hydraulic Press_** scared the **_shit_** out of me…💀*

  • @GO0dMusic
    @GO0dMusic Місяць тому +2

    *lifts a handful of broken obsidian* "Now kids, please don't play with obsidian shards"

  • @lemagicalpotato8318
    @lemagicalpotato8318 2 роки тому +28391

    “Don’t put obsidian in a hydraulic press”
    “Don’t play with the shards, they’re razor sharp”
    Well there go my plans for tonight

  • @teagybprankz
    @teagybprankz 2 роки тому +10625

    "dont play with it"
    **plays with it and ends up with a bandaged finger in the next shot**

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 роки тому +299

      That would be why he said it, yes. So we don't make the same mistake.

    • @moniquita720
      @moniquita720 2 роки тому +95

      I would have never noticed if you hadnt pointed it out! XD

    • @exstee
      @exstee 2 роки тому +92

      Classic “do as I say, not as I do” moment

    • @-_-Baguette-_-
      @-_-Baguette-_- 2 роки тому +25

      Hmm, almost like he made that mistake and got cut, y’know like that large cut on his finger?? He just edited the warning in before him making the mistake so nobody clicked off the video before the warning after him making a mistake…

    • @mattls_slaying1010
      @mattls_slaying1010 2 роки тому +6

      @@operatorchakkoty4257 so... you have obsidian to play with?

  • @Mr.Alien1357
    @Mr.Alien1357 17 днів тому +1

    Bro could’ve built a nether portal

  • @neo_doeswartycoon
    @neo_doeswartycoon Місяць тому +1

    Crushing obsidian is pretty much detonating a non explosive grenade

  • @cfv7461
    @cfv7461 2 роки тому +6324

    Hidraulic press: I'l crush you
    Obsidian: maybe, but I'll take you with me

  • @AndrewF321
    @AndrewF321 2 роки тому +6499

    “Don’t play with these shards”
    Has fresh cut and blood on his finger as he plays with it.

    • @kanyewestlover91169
      @kanyewestlover91169 2 роки тому +17

      kizumonogatari

    • @Agos735
      @Agos735 2 роки тому +70

      Just brings the point home XD

    • @SAMnELLA-1
      @SAMnELLA-1 2 роки тому +75

      I saw the blue bandage & was going to joke about it too🤣👍.

    • @f.b.i2132
      @f.b.i2132 2 роки тому +9

      Experience

    • @rouch7219
      @rouch7219 2 роки тому +7

      And a SIZEABLE blue bandage on his finger in the next shot...

  • @RRonco
    @RRonco Місяць тому +2

    The bandage on the left hand tells all

  • @drecknathmagladery9118
    @drecknathmagladery9118 Місяць тому +2

    obsidian shards are actually sharper than a razor blade

  • @JapethSierra
    @JapethSierra 2 роки тому +3093

    "Obsidian is extremely sharp"
    Ran fingers through shattered obsidian pieces moments ago

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 2 роки тому +138

      Chanel's called action lab, not safe procedure lab

    • @hesh9646
      @hesh9646 2 роки тому +15

      He knows what he's doing

    • @JapethSierra
      @JapethSierra 2 роки тому +9

      @@hesh9646 i know, it's just kind of funny

    • @Notius
      @Notius 2 роки тому +78

      @@hesh9646 Apparently not, his left hand is bandaged in the cutting paper clip lmao.

    • @Em-._.-
      @Em-._.- 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah he had blood on his finger in the next clip, and bandaged in the one after that

  • @musicman0423
    @musicman0423 2 роки тому +23165

    Haha “don’t play with crushed obsidian, it’s razor sharp”
    Meanwhile his fingers are all bandaged up lol.

    • @ottwarrior
      @ottwarrior 2 роки тому +541

      well, he doesnt want anyone to make his mistakes right?

    • @xenosmoke8915
      @xenosmoke8915 2 роки тому +151

      Yeah, those edges will be a single molecule across.

    • @sogelnation
      @sogelnation 2 роки тому +169

      Guess he learnt the hard way

    • @rileighchristine_
      @rileighchristine_ 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TheLoaf1743
      @TheLoaf1743 2 роки тому +56

      Yeah, before the scene with the bandages you could see he already cut himself.

  • @absolutelynothing9394
    @absolutelynothing9394 20 днів тому +1

    Bro accidentally gave himself pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @L.J.2u
    @L.J.2u Місяць тому +1

    Honestly... rather than to be impressed, i am mad that you actually destroyed that beautiful obsidian sphere

  • @thefrogstronaut
    @thefrogstronaut 2 роки тому +54763

    Obsidian is one of those materials that actually can slice cells in half, high quality surgical tools sometimes are made of obsidian

  • @EchechiWay-qk9xy
    @EchechiWay-qk9xy Місяць тому

    This man sounds genuially terrified

  • @noahlunnen9161
    @noahlunnen9161 Місяць тому +1

    That was one expensive experiment.

  • @yudha2360
    @yudha2360 2 роки тому +5854

    him: “dont play with broken obsidian”
    *proceeds building nether portal*

    • @j_612
      @j_612 2 роки тому +41

      Minecraft reference #741

    • @eclypse1513
      @eclypse1513 2 роки тому +10

      @@j_612 ok and

    • @j_612
      @j_612 2 роки тому +22

      @@eclypse1513 it means its the 741th minecraft reference

    • @ItzJustDomino
      @ItzJustDomino 2 роки тому +1

      stolen comment btw

    • @WOLVESOFWARGAMING
      @WOLVESOFWARGAMING 2 роки тому

      Was wondering if you could respond to me so I can find this again

  • @ShrekieHulk
    @ShrekieHulk 2 роки тому +9293

    "just like a razor blade"
    says this he puts his cut finger with a bandage on it into frame

    • @issbrent
      @issbrent 2 роки тому +168

      I was coming down here to see if anyone already said something😂🤣😂

    • @ActionLabShorts
      @ActionLabShorts  2 роки тому +2635

      I actually did cut my finger in the scene before with the exact piece trying to show how sharp it was. I tried to wedge it in a stick to make a blade...see the full video in the description

    • @tankmango7574
      @tankmango7574 2 роки тому +141

      @@ActionLabShorts F

    • @fired4760
      @fired4760 2 роки тому +32

      Minecraft obsidian- I am the second most strongest block in minecraft
      IRL obsidian- i am one of the weakest materials in the world
      Edit omfg

    • @CreeperSkullDZ
      @CreeperSkullDZ 2 роки тому +69

      @@fired4760 wrong

  • @nathanfish1998
    @nathanfish1998 Місяць тому +1

    "Dont play with shards of obsidian" said immediately after rubbing your fingers through an entire pile of the shit

  • @lunixr
    @lunixr Місяць тому

    "how strong is obsidian really?"
    famous last words - ActionLabShorts

  • @DerpyScrub
    @DerpyScrub 2 роки тому +3922

    He’s like “don’t play with obsidian shards” but he grabs a handful of them as well..

    • @deadinside7600
      @deadinside7600 2 роки тому +195

      Probably why he has the bandages 💀

    • @NeoDelay
      @NeoDelay 2 роки тому +105

      Look at his Finger. There ist a cut. 0:37

    • @johnsosito8340
      @johnsosito8340 2 роки тому +12

      The bandages 🤣 dayum. Though I'd do the same.

    • @Andreaspolis
      @Andreaspolis 2 роки тому +18

      ye he has cuts all over his fingers, FOR SCIENCE

    • @trihard_lover_cx4535
      @trihard_lover_cx4535 2 роки тому +6

      Dont question the professionals 😌

  • @StarryxNight5
    @StarryxNight5 2 роки тому +4169

    "Don't play with these fragments"
    He says while playing with those fragments

    • @PythonPlusPlus
      @PythonPlusPlus 2 роки тому +78

      And bleeding

    • @Viziry
      @Viziry 2 роки тому +60

      His index fingers was bleeding 🩸 so he had to make that statement 0:38

    • @laughisfun2003
      @laughisfun2003 2 роки тому +3

      Memento mori

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business 2 роки тому +4

      He's a grown up. He's allowed to do that.

    • @onesaltydoge3105
      @onesaltydoge3105 2 роки тому +7

      Do as I say, not as I do

  • @whatsupp-danger
    @whatsupp-danger Місяць тому +7

    DUDE, UPGRADE YOUR PRESS TO DIAMOND TO BREAK OBSIDIAN, you are NOT a miner

  • @Mothman_The_Moth
    @Mothman_The_Moth Місяць тому +1

    "Don't crush obsidian." Wasn't planning to. I'll just stick to my Minecraft gameplay thank you

  • @hyspotic2133
    @hyspotic2133 13 днів тому +1

    Now go into a nether,
    Shoot, No flint and steel

  • @potatochips9284
    @potatochips9284 2 роки тому +9849

    Bedrock: “And you thought he was strong?”

    • @clarksparks3770
      @clarksparks3770 2 роки тому +306

      Barrier: idk who's stronger

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon 2 роки тому +244

      command block: finally, a worthy opponent.

    • @alexanderhamilton2762
      @alexanderhamilton2762 2 роки тому +113

      None of you can compare to the holy block of the noob
      THE DIRT

    • @malcolm4354
      @malcolm4354 2 роки тому +48

      @@alexanderhamilton2762 **hits four times with my hand** uhhhhhh

    • @farmerjoe.
      @farmerjoe. 2 роки тому +36

      @@malcolm4354 you must be the chosen one

  • @McArRuIzO
    @McArRuIzO 2 роки тому +3011

    "Don't play with the shards either."
    *finger is visibly bleeding
    Mkay. I'll take your word for it.

    • @Bleideris0
      @Bleideris0 2 роки тому +43

      Next shot hes got band aid on

    • @calvenwilliams3373
      @calvenwilliams3373 2 роки тому +20

      I died when I seen the Band-Aid

    • @jacka55six60
      @jacka55six60 Рік тому +2

      Aztecs priests used obsidian blades to cut the hearts from those being sacrificed. Literally thousands at a time.

  • @concordegaming5037
    @concordegaming5037 Місяць тому

    Minecraft obsidian: blast resistant
    Real obsidian: fragile like glass

  • @randomguy-ij7oj
    @randomguy-ij7oj Місяць тому +4

    bro turned into an undertale monster 💀

  • @HavikXIII
    @HavikXIII Рік тому +4884

    Drags fingers through obsidian, next shot has bandaged fingers. I love it lmao

    • @LumenFox777
      @LumenFox777 Рік тому +182

      Obsidian shares a lot of characteristics with glass. As soon as I saw him do that I was like "You idiot, you wouldn't do that with glass would you?"

    • @shadowkillz9606
      @shadowkillz9606 Рік тому +25

      @@LumenFox777 Seems like you've had experienced the same sort of mistake XD

    • @ionic7777
      @ionic7777 Рік тому +86

      @@LumenFox777 funny enough obsidian is even worse since it’s edges are even sharper than broken glass.
      Obsidian being one of the sharpest natural material is why people used to use hundreds of years ago

    • @Devvo0z
      @Devvo0z Рік тому +2

      ​@@LumenFox777 Funny thing is hes most likely smarter than you

    • @denusklausen3685
      @denusklausen3685 Рік тому +13

      @@Devvo0z He doesn't seem smart at all

  • @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o
    @letter_o_hyphen_letter_o 2 роки тому +7299

    “Don’t crush obsidian”
    There goes my Wednesday plans.

    • @leviforgrave
      @leviforgrave 2 роки тому +20

      lol yes

    • @JustPhysix
      @JustPhysix 2 роки тому +7

      I don't get it.

    • @Yercacets
      @Yercacets 2 роки тому +71

      @@JustPhysix he’s saying that he’s going to do that,even though crushing obsidian with a hydraulic press isn’t done very often. (It’s called sarcasm)

    • @traxier5471
      @traxier5471 2 роки тому +3

      @@JustPhysix minecraft referrence

    • @suryanshbagri129
      @suryanshbagri129 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

  • @Zamkuma
    @Zamkuma Місяць тому

    “Don’t play with obsidian” *picks up a bunch of tiny shards*

  • @MeatyBoyUnofficial
    @MeatyBoyUnofficial Місяць тому

    "Don't play with broken obsidian"
    *proceeds to do so without gloves*

  • @badman477
    @badman477 2 роки тому +3466

    Obsidian: “call an ambulance”
    “But not for me”

    • @delilahh972
      @delilahh972 2 роки тому +51

      More like but not only for me lol

    • @MageMinionsOP
      @MageMinionsOP 2 роки тому +52

      @@delilahh972 yah, if obsidian is going down, it's taking everyone in the nearby vicinity with it

    • @travisradden5264
      @travisradden5264 2 роки тому +8

      Omg.😂 This comment made my day. Ty.

    • @gustavosalaiz9558
      @gustavosalaiz9558 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 Рік тому +2

      @@MageMinionsOP hah jokes on obsidian I'm into that....oh and also I summon slifer red and play pot of greed which allows me to draw three cards.

  • @MythMediocre
    @MythMediocre 8 місяців тому +6063

    "Dont play with obsidian."
    *Handles it like it's gravel.*

    • @Kenmanhl
      @Kenmanhl 7 місяців тому +207

      Next scene, bandaged finger

    • @debsan79
      @debsan79 7 місяців тому +20

      Stage 4 cancer be like: 😏

    • @endnes.m
      @endnes.m 7 місяців тому

      ​@@debsan79wow you are so funny i bet everyone laughs at you not because of your comment but because of you sad sad life.

    • @reignellwalker9755
      @reignellwalker9755 7 місяців тому +16

      God bless you and Jesus loves you very much. Put your faith in him and be saved ❤

    • @ToastTheProto
      @ToastTheProto 7 місяців тому +15

      you can actually see cuts on his hands after that

  • @chip5403
    @chip5403 11 днів тому

    Steve: “yo where the other block for the portal?”
    The blacksmith:

  • @thenonkiller2999
    @thenonkiller2999 Місяць тому

    Bro broke his own rule, as his bandage says

  • @IgroSome
    @IgroSome 2 роки тому +7220

    Description: "I crush an obsidian sphere in my hydraulic press"
    More like: "I crush my hydraulic press with an obsidian sphere"

  • @portuguisianbralizian3293
    @portuguisianbralizian3293 2 роки тому +3676

    "It broke my press!"
    Obsidian Ball used Self-Destruct!
    It was super effective!

    • @haneeshahaneesha6879
      @haneeshahaneesha6879 2 роки тому +88

      Hydraulic press
      FAINTED
      OBSIDIAN BALL GETS 3000 EXP

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 роки тому +29

      @@haneeshahaneesha6879
      Well, the obsidian ball fainted because it used self destruct so it doesn't actually gain any exp.

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 роки тому +8

      @@BadBunnyBoy
      Yes, more than just pokemon go. (for example sword and lets'go eevee

    • @cupcake769
      @cupcake769 2 роки тому +4

      @@ayskaripepperooni2770 indeed

    • @ayskaripepperooni2770
      @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 роки тому +4

      @@BadBunnyBoy
      Yes, if the game has exp share and/or you use it, but the fainted pokemon won't gain any exp as far as i know. I saw once a video where someone purposely softlocked himself in pokemon league with only electrode that only had self destruct or explosion in red or blue.

  • @seanryan3020
    @seanryan3020 7 днів тому

    Well, if I ever come across some obsidian, I'll be sure to keep it out of my hydraulic press!

  • @snowkitten3285
    @snowkitten3285 День тому

    How to break obsidian: creative mode

  • @deventazz8018
    @deventazz8018 2 роки тому +7119

    “Obsidian is extremely sharp”
    *grabs handful of shattered obsidian*

  • @Blueveiro3005
    @Blueveiro3005 2 роки тому +5863

    “How strong is obsidian?”
    Minecraft players: it’s blast proof

    • @EL-gz5tq
      @EL-gz5tq 2 роки тому +130

      *Minecraft players: yes

    • @turdboi420-69
      @turdboi420-69 2 роки тому +80

      #minecraft
      It's also similar to bedrock but is breakable with diamond pickaxe or a netherite pickaxe. It can't be moved by pistons

    • @otto2853
      @otto2853 2 роки тому +44

      @@turdboi420-69 this video proofed pistons can destroy it tho.. just not move

    • @dardhadard837
      @dardhadard837 2 роки тому +40

      @@otto2853 the piston broke, so in a way MC is right

    • @otto2853
      @otto2853 2 роки тому +13

      @@dardhadard837 i mean our pistons can't simulate minecraft physics with 100 percent accuracy.. imagine how many terrabytes of ram we'd need for that Video to happen lol

  • @nathanmeredith
    @nathanmeredith 20 днів тому +1

    "Holy Cow Batman! 🤓"

  • @VGF80
    @VGF80 Місяць тому +1

    Even with a diamond pickaxe, it's still a pain to break it.

  • @Kerfufflefuf
    @Kerfufflefuf 6 місяців тому +5083

    “Obsidian is very sharp”
    Runs fingers through obsidian shards.

    • @DerekHise
      @DerekHise 5 місяців тому +60

      It’s sharper than a surgical scalpel but too fragile from side to side to not snap off, so they have to use steel scalpels instead.

    • @davidespejo7255
      @davidespejo7255 4 місяці тому +56

      And in the next frame has his finger wrapped up lol

    • @slpguy6026
      @slpguy6026 4 місяці тому +27

      ⁠@@DerekHisesurgeons have and still occasionally use obsidian.

    • @DerekHise
      @DerekHise 4 місяці тому

      @@slpguy6026 Thank you, yes. I should have made it clear that there ARE exceptions to that rule:
      For extremely delicate and shallow surgeries where sideways pressure isn't an issue, obsidian blades are still effective. I believe eye surgeries qualify when they are working on the lenses.
      After doing a quick google search, seems "steel allergies" are another reason they might change to an obsidian blade.

    • @analogalbacore7166
      @analogalbacore7166 4 місяці тому

      Right!!!!

  • @flamingo7723
    @flamingo7723 Рік тому +3020

    "Don't play with shards of obsidian", *runs hands through a giant pile of broken obsidian*

    • @MrJoosebawkz
      @MrJoosebawkz Рік тому +6

      youve got it backwards but ya lmao

    • @BrianJNelson
      @BrianJNelson Рік тому +35

      "With a bandaged finger" 💀

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 Рік тому

      He did it To show us bruh

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 Рік тому

      @Nubbdz v2 yo chill bro! He knew that he could hold that piece of obsidian, that's y he took it to show us what can happen to us if we be careless when we pick up obsidian 🤷‍♂️

    • @Bhavishya...123
      @Bhavishya...123 Рік тому

      @Nubbdz v2 u know what, leave it , i can't argue with u. Also I told this so that everyone understands a simple thing, if no one wants to, then f it.

  • @firebeetlethestagbeetle3901
    @firebeetlethestagbeetle3901 Місяць тому

    Remember guys, to mine obsidian, use a hydraulic press

  • @bepsianimates
    @bepsianimates Місяць тому +1

    Bro learned the hard way

  • @orburbme5024
    @orburbme5024 2 роки тому +3054

    “It’s like a razor blade.”
    Finger comes into frame with bandage on.

    • @silencio579
      @silencio579 2 роки тому +4

      But didn't you just steal that comment?

    • @oo-yj8wy
      @oo-yj8wy 2 роки тому +57

      @@silencio579 people can Wright the same words any time its not stollen

    • @foxy4111
      @foxy4111 2 роки тому +34

      @@silencio579 i mean, maybe he did steal it. And? And now what? World will be gone? I think he will just get some likes and you dont even get paid for comments so its just your free will. I dont understand writing "u stole com dud" cos its just dumb.

    • @azmannadim3742
      @azmannadim3742 2 роки тому +9

      Bruh whats with people saying comment stolen its too much

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 2 роки тому +1

      @@foxy4111 But it’s also dumb to copy comments for internet likes as if that gives you validation or that it even matters.

  • @mikess484
    @mikess484 2 роки тому +3682

    “Don’t play with obsidian shards”
    Can’t help but notice that bandage on your finger there bud

    • @Fireball006
      @Fireball006 2 роки тому +140

      Right before it too you can see the cut on his finger

    • @nikkolashawkins7181
      @nikkolashawkins7181 2 роки тому +86

      Sharper than a razor blade or scalpel, obsidian flakes off to a monomolecular edge

    • @lethimdohisworkforyou1177
      @lethimdohisworkforyou1177 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah I think that's the point of his statement

    • @mrmidnight32
      @mrmidnight32 2 роки тому +9

      I saw that too. You can see he already has a couple cuts in the video of him playing with it haha

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 2 роки тому +16

      @@Fireball006 cutting your finger with obsidian doesn’t usually bleed because it’s so sharp it cuts through the skin/muscle/blood cells

  • @AngelofDeath2All
    @AngelofDeath2All 17 днів тому

    That blue bandage is the proof obsidian is sharp as a razor blade.

  • @NoobieSnake
    @NoobieSnake Місяць тому

    “Don’t play with broken obsidian”
    Him: plays with broken obsidian.

  • @verycitrus9815
    @verycitrus9815 8 місяців тому +5149

    "Like a razor blade"
    *Continues to handle obsidian shards with no gloves*

    • @timarbatis640
      @timarbatis640 8 місяців тому +105

      with a bloody finger in the same shot and a bandaid on the finger in the next one.

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 8 місяців тому +7

      Its about how you hold it if you mean the bigger shard he uses to cut with, and obsidian isnt that much different than handling broken glass, and how many of us have done that cleaning up or something without gloves?

    • @jamesfehr2071
      @jamesfehr2071 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@@lalli8152dust pan and broom my friend, amazing invention's. You could even just use two pcs of cardboard.

    • @PorcupineTheOneandOnly
      @PorcupineTheOneandOnly 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@lalli8152 I was an event cleaner, and thought this dust pile was just dust. It was shards of glass DECORATED around the table. I got some tiny cuts on my hand, and it hurt like papercuts. No gloves. Bare hands. It didn't look like glass at all.

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly ... They used glass powder as a decoration? In what country exactly?
      Because most of the civilized world knows powdered silica can cause severe lung cancer if inhaled. It's not "toxic", but it damn sure doesn't belong in your airways.

  • @ARVash
    @ARVash 2 роки тому +39007

    *puts hands in pile of broken glass*; *cuts to next scene where his finger is bandaged*

    • @westonding8953
      @westonding8953 2 роки тому +2203

      *cuts to scene get it?

    • @amaterasu8314
      @amaterasu8314 2 роки тому +468

      @@westonding8953 omg…

    • @SirHurricane_
      @SirHurricane_ 2 роки тому +938

      Fun fact: obsidian is actually sharper than glass

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 2 роки тому +881

      @@SirHurricane_ Obsidian is in fact a type of naturally occurring glass.

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 2 роки тому +693

      I have a piece permanently lodged in the side of my hand from flint knapping. Occasionally it causes the muscles to seize, or migrates a little and hits a nerve. It sucks.

  • @fortaxsk
    @fortaxsk 9 днів тому

    Don't crush Obsidian
    Me in Minecraft:

  • @lort8334
    @lort8334 Місяць тому

    The way a SCREAMED when he started TOUCHING the broken bits with his BARE ASS HANDS.

  • @spathens8225
    @spathens8225 2 роки тому +3566

    “Its like a razor blade”
    >Literally sharper than a razor blade. So sharp that surgeons use it.

    • @beefjerky5303
      @beefjerky5303 2 роки тому +462

      It can get to an edge that is 1 molecule wide. Literally cannot get any sharper than that

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 2 роки тому +79

      @@beefjerky5303 1 atom wide

    • @beefjerky5303
      @beefjerky5303 2 роки тому +463

      @@brownie3454 technically a molecule because obsidian isn't an element, but rather a collection of element such as sillicon

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 2 роки тому +83

      Surgeons use surgical grade steel.

    • @manamana7712
      @manamana7712 2 роки тому +83

      @@bigguy7353 also obsidian blades too I think

  • @badrat484
    @badrat484 2 роки тому +2951

    Him: “Obsidian ball in hydraulic press.”
    Me: “AZTEC GRENADE”

  • @MCGProductions773
    @MCGProductions773 Місяць тому

    Bro's hydraulic press is made of diamonds 💀

  • @alibenhassan3746
    @alibenhassan3746 Місяць тому +1

    the hydraulic press sounds like an MP40 when lowering lol

  • @WillowMoon2.0
    @WillowMoon2.0 3 місяці тому +5286

    RIP that beautiful sphere, your sacrifice will not be forgotten

    • @AleishaJones-ek1mi
      @AleishaJones-ek1mi Місяць тому +121

      Add a witch who loves her crystals, it was painful to watch. Lol

    • @mythos2490
      @mythos2490 Місяць тому +45

      Definitely didn’t go without a fight! And at least it didn’t lose and took the hydronic(I hope that’s how you spell it) press with it

    • @Hallo42059
      @Hallo42059 Місяць тому +29

      @@mythos2490 it's spelt hydraulic

    • @Chlocean
      @Chlocean Місяць тому

      It will be forgotten in like ten minutes when I'm p*ssy-deep in some other video.

    • @TSG042
      @TSG042 Місяць тому +15

      ​@@Hallo42059 it's spelled "spelled" 🤓

  • @RChern
    @RChern 2 роки тому +4507

    Voiceover: "He, however, proceeded to play with the shards of obsidian."

    • @anemo_fandango
      @anemo_fandango 2 роки тому +70

      I read this in the voice of the narrator from the Stanley Parable

    • @spiteu9272
      @spiteu9272 2 роки тому +25

      Morgan Freeman

    • @sathwiknair1444
      @sathwiknair1444 2 роки тому +7

      I read this in the voice of Morgan Freeman

    • @jarexb7242
      @jarexb7242 2 роки тому +2

      Peter Griffin

    • @200odd300
      @200odd300 2 роки тому +4

      @@anemo_fandango OMG SAME!! LMAO

  • @chroniclesofoddities8893
    @chroniclesofoddities8893 10 днів тому

    that ball RESISTED☠️

  • @aeden8008
    @aeden8008 Місяць тому

    One of the sharpest materials on Earth.
    "It's just like a razor blade."

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT Рік тому +7524

    I feel like I need eye protection just to watch this.

    • @MrNiker
      @MrNiker Рік тому +122

      Just turn your the phone away from yourself and you'll be fine👍

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Рік тому +44

      ​​@@MrNiker
      I'm so 💀 from laughing. You sir, are a genius! Still, I prefer the strange looks I get when I put on my PPE just to watch this guy's videos.

    • @MrNiker
      @MrNiker Рік тому +11

      @@innocentbystander3317 I prefer subjecting the hazards of his content to innocent bystanders

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Рік тому +17

      I cringed so hard I barely saw what happened. I know it's a video, but it's gonna explode, and I could get an exploded ball of obsidian in my eyes if I just watch like a madman!

    • @evanbournes1975
      @evanbournes1975 Рік тому +1

      Fr

  • @firecloud4779
    @firecloud4779 2 роки тому +4360

    „Don‘t play with the shards, they are extremely sharp“
    Next cut: wears a bandage around the finger.

    • @Jaci4k
      @Jaci4k 2 роки тому +100

      @gentlepoopgamer I don’t quite understand that, what’s racist about his comment ?

    • @CatGosCrazy
      @CatGosCrazy 2 роки тому +70

      Next *CUT* lmao

    • @dumpydumpydumperson8238
      @dumpydumpydumperson8238 2 роки тому +61

      @@gentlepoopgamer7133 n word n word n word n word n word you mad bro?

    • @z-manoverstreet
      @z-manoverstreet 2 роки тому +45

      @@gentlepoopgamer7133 thirsty for attention I see

    • @AztecAryan
      @AztecAryan 2 роки тому +9

      @@Jaci4k racist

  • @NotjustGrey
    @NotjustGrey 15 днів тому

    His cackle of enjoyment was adorable.

  • @santiagoteruel4145
    @santiagoteruel4145 Місяць тому +1

    I believe touching obaidian dust can very easily leave your hand full of cuts

  • @verymediocreperson6554
    @verymediocreperson6554 7 місяців тому +5687

    Remember kids, if you dont have a hand grenade, just trow an obsidian sphere in a hydraulic press at the enemy

    • @NolanHOfficial
      @NolanHOfficial 6 місяців тому +63

      Good to know

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 6 місяців тому +231

      Only as a last resort, because it will break your hydraulic press.

    • @egwuregwu
      @egwuregwu 6 місяців тому +49

      ​@@scarletbard6511same as a grenade

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 6 місяців тому +43

      @@scarletbard6511and my obsidian sphere..

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 6 місяців тому

      @@dolsopolar
      Easy to replace. Just go to your nearest wizard supply store.

  • @lethality666
    @lethality666 2 роки тому +3162

    Obsidian is actually sharper than steel. There is an experiment currently ongoing to test it's use as a scalpel edge since there is a link between the raggedness of a wound edge and how badly it heals. Sharper blade, cleaner cut, better healing, smaller scars. Only thing getting in the way is the cost of a proper obsidian scalpel and the fact it would be hard to reuse since you can't exactly put it in an autoclave.

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 2 роки тому +5

      @@Dg-gf5el ...... That doesn't sound right

    • @yama7558
      @yama7558 2 роки тому +185

      No. The reason they don't use it is because obsidian is very brittle. Sure it's far sharper than common steel scalpel, but you can't risk having a broken piece of obsidian left on patient during surgery

    • @thomasdevlin5825
      @thomasdevlin5825 2 роки тому +6

      Isn't obsidian supposed to be the sharpest substance on earth?

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 2 роки тому +35

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Materials differ in how sharp they can be made. Try making a paring knife from a marshmallow and tell me it's as sharp as steel.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 2 роки тому +62

      @@wizardsuth that's only half-true, and it's not what the OP said anyways:
      the OP said that obsidian is *sharper* than steel, not that it *can* be made sharper than steel.
      secondly: theoretically, you can make any material as sharp as you want: down to the width of one atom/molecule.
      what you said is only true in the practical sense.
      also, you need to remember that appearances can be deceiving: you may *think* that a marshmallow knife is less sharp, but it could just be that it lost its edge much more quickly than a steel knife, not that it was less sharp to begin with

  • @michaelmcglone4280
    @michaelmcglone4280 Місяць тому

    POV: someone responded to your argument with “did I ask”

  • @DaNiceGuy
    @DaNiceGuy Місяць тому

    Bro is summoning a Minecraft fandom with obsidian being sharp💀

  • @humanbeing2310
    @humanbeing2310 2 роки тому +4422

    Him: “Don’t crush obsidian”
    Also him: *Crushes obsidian*
    Him again: “Don’t play with shards of obsidian”
    Also him again: *Picks up obsidian and plays with it*

    • @MrBrainTucker1079
      @MrBrainTucker1079 2 роки тому +176

      "Do as I say, not as I do" eh?

    • @frandovian
      @frandovian 2 роки тому +52

      he did that so we don't have to

    • @purplehaze4942
      @purplehaze4942 2 роки тому +9

      #RoleModelGoals

    • @partykid365
      @partykid365 2 роки тому +17

      It was for scientific purposes

    • @Dreamboat988
      @Dreamboat988 2 роки тому +33

      also him. has fingers tapped up from cutting them on obsidian as he played with it