zumbaeljackson it's funnier when a bandit says "you picked a bad time to get lost" and you don't see them so you just keep walking and they don't do crap lol
Tried that when i was outside Markarth after killing the guards during a certain quest. (i out ran the guards enough that they weren't being marked on my radar but I STILL COULDN'T FT!!)
I played this game for the first time last night and saw that happen I thought she was really about to stop fighting, but she didn't so I finished the job
"Tell you what, you start running, so I can stab you in the ba--" ( Grabs by the face and flings them head first into one of those wooden spike barricades with little to no effort because I'm a werewolf. )
I once raided a giant camp at level 1. And they were all there. How, you may wonder, did I win? I got between 2 rocks that the giants can't get into, I had a lot of arrows from going to the archery place in Solitude where the guards practice and got like infinite arrows, so I shot at them non-stop and they just stood there until they died. That was some good 2 pieces of gold in a treasure chest right there.
You'll be so much easirer to rob when your dead..... Mercy !! I yeild I yeild .... (Gets up) huh? Must have scared them off.. You chose a bad time to get lost friend
The memories... trying to save your game when an enemy is close... hearing this music, running around in circles frantically trying to find the enemy and finally discovering the huge threat that has caused all of this is a mud crab
Bandit: Hold it! This here's a toll road, see? Yer gonna have to pay, say 200 gold, to pass. Dragonborn: You do know who I am right? The Dragonborn, Slayer of Alduin, Harkon Vampire Lord, the successor of Miraak, Dark Brotherhood Listener, Harbinger of The Companions, Master of the Thieves Guild, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Hero of the civil war. I have the power to turn your bones to dust with my voice and trap your soul in the Soul Cairn for all eternity. Indeed, I have the power to blot out the sun itself! I converse with the Daedra, and even the gods themselves dare not to provoke my wrath. Who are you to challenge me? Bandit: ... Dragonborn: ... Bandit: *cAn'T wAiT tO cOuNt OuT yOuR cOiN!*
omg that's brilliant! all I did this far was look for trees to run around and have a cartoon-like chase with them, shooting magic at them from time to time come to think of it, does unrelenting force work on giants?
Tabalugaß Yes, the unrelenting force does work on giants. For shits and giggles, I just lure them to the top of a hill or cliff and just shout them off.
Lifeform detected. Scanning threat level. Hitpoints calculated: 5000 Damage calculated: 100 Comparing to: 275 health... level 25 THREAT DETECTED PLAY SOUNDTRACK: THE COCKROACH IF FLYING, AND IT IS FLYING TOWARDS US
@@shrekwazowski8199 I encountered a dragon while heading up there and that same frost troll somehow aggro'd him and did most of the damage to the dragon. Why tf are trolls so damn durable 😥😥
funny thing: first time i played skyrim, i got lost in the woods after coming out of the first cave after helgen, suddenly, i heard someone say: youve picked a bad time to get lost friend! (a bandit came at me with an axe) and i was like OMG O_O "HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT IM ACTUALLY LOST??? this game is scary realistic" ah. good times.
If there's anything that gives me anxiety it's hearing this while walking around in Skyrim. Or seeing 'You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby' on my map.
I should get bluetooth activated led lights and put them on my glasses, and set it up so that whenever I say "Never should have come here." my phone activates them and starts playing this music.
![The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim OST - One They Fear [Extended]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5h6XdGvw53M/mqdefault.jpg)
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When you're wearing armor literally forged by the gods and a single mudcrab rises out of the dirt
I’VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS FIERCER THAN YOU
Me: OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!
FOR SKYRIM!!!
And then you still die.
Mudcrab: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE CRABS!!!
You challenge you master?
It's funny when this song starts playing even you don't see your enemy
No it’s just a dragon flying a mile above u in small rotations
crabs
zumbaeljackson it's funnier when a bandit says "you picked a bad time to get lost" and you don't see them so you just keep walking and they don't do crap lol
This once started when i was attacked by mudcrabs at level 1 BRUH
I agree
*you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby*
Tried that when i was outside Markarth after killing the guards during a certain quest. (i out ran the guards enough that they weren't being marked on my radar but I STILL COULDN'T FT!!)
Can you zucc me while i play skyrim
I hate that when I am walking by Western watchtower and I get tired of role playing, and a dragon comes. At least he hand delivers me a soul.
Then you start panicking and start looking around
@@justXsmokeXtrees I always just go for the enemy
>One single wolf on the horizon
The Interesting Nobody The most bad ass wolf of them all!
I easily kill that wolf, and immediately get launched to the moon by a giant I didn't hear nor see. And I'm nowhere near any giants camp. True story.
mudcrab*
@@joshuarichard1892 Giants sometimes wander around with their Mammoths in the plains. Maybe that's why you got sent into Skyrim Space Program XD
a mfn mud crab ⁉️
Bandit:" I YIELD..."
*dragonborn puts wep away*
*bandit gets back up*
.....
Bandit:"NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!"
*Bandit gets killed*
A bandit orc: "No.. NOT LIKE THIS!"
Wow really
Nice pfp weeb 😼
@@b.e.4075 Your emoji furry X3333
I played this game for the first time last night and saw that happen
I thought she was really about to stop fighting, but she didn't so I finished the job
**mudcrab furiously crawls at you**
This made me wheeze. Ty
OMG MY LIL BROTHER HATES I MEAN HATES MUDCRABS HE WILL START SCREAMING IF HE SEES IT
Aww look at the cute little-
*CRUNCH*
OH WHAT THE FUCK?!
"Last mistake!" - Your one and truly Hold Guard.
@@Blu_Ski07 yep
"You picked a bad time to get lost"
...friend"
you Never should've come here
*1 hits them with wuthrad*
A bad time?
Sans
When ur randomly walking in the middle of a field minding ur own business and then this starts playing and u start to panic.
hence why I turned the music off
Wow I can totally relate
Buts it’s just a crab...
Only to see a single bandit outlaw
@@kenosentity6455 dang. You missin out
"You'll be so much easier to rob when when you're dead!"
I do not think I have heard that one.
"Tell you what, you start running, so I can stab you in the ba--" ( Grabs by the face and flings them head first into one of those wooden spike barricades with little to no effort because I'm a werewolf. )
“You’ll be so much easier to fuck when you’re dead!”
@ oh no!
@ *shoots in knee with a DragonBone Bow*
"you'll make a fine rug, cat!"
"My cousin used to have a cat! Killed that one too!
@@Alpfury raped*
@@malikmamo what
@@malikmamo holup
Ez Clap
A cat is fine too.
Those fucking Ice Wraiths
Oh god. They will kill us all
I hate those little shits
They hurt my Pc
@I-saac C duel casting intensifies
Oh god I hate those too!!! They’re too strong!!
Ah. The perfect music to fast travel to.
Wait
You cannot wait when enemies are nearby!
*YOU CANNOT FAST-TRAVEL WHEN ENEMIES ARE NEARBY*
Wait.
I know you.......
You cannot wait while in the air
can’t do that either
*Eats all the cheese wheels*
Sheograth: Cheese!
Zelda Junkie my stomach:
You always steal the cheese
literally so true
Me, a level 6: **walks slightly off trail**
a frost troll:
A giant with his mammoth
I once raided a giant camp at level 1. And they were all there. How, you may wonder, did I win? I got between 2 rocks that the giants can't get into, I had a lot of arrows from going to the archery place in Solitude where the guards practice and got like infinite arrows, so I shot at them non-stop and they just stood there until they died. That was some good 2 pieces of gold in a treasure chest right there.
@@kzyit pro
@@boomerang8392 why thank you, for noticing.
High Hrothgar moment
00:00 when she unlocks your phone
Jasmine Jasmine lol
No.....
r e a l l y
says a she
Jasmine Jasmine current objective: SURVIVE
I felt that XD
You'll be so much easirer to rob when your dead..... Mercy !! I yeild I yeild .... (Gets up) huh? Must have scared them off.. You chose a bad time to get lost friend
YOU CHOSE A BAD TIME TO G... (head comes off) ET LOST FRIEND
Sidney Meyers Dammit! Getting decapitated sucks
:(
Grown men trembled when they first heard this theme play
Brave warriors only!
DRAGONBORN
*This song plays*
12 year old me: *frantically searching for enemy*
Deer thats registered as an enemy: yes tremble in fear adventurer.
YES
That moment someone breaks into your home
I just love the voice of the woman, so soothing and fitting for such an epic theme.
Ever hear a female argonian or kajhiit speak? Not so soothing
@@mrguy1141 KHAJIT HAS WARES, IF YOU HAVE COIN
*You'll make a fine rug, CAT!*
You mean choir?
honestly this song by itself is epic but the memes have rendered this song a joke to me, I just can't take it seriously
When you accidentally curb stomp a chicken and the whole town slowly turns to look at you...
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Tom Shvelgud I thought I was the only one who was in this situation at some point
Tom Shvelgud made that mistake in Riverwood...
accidentally?
NOTHING IS SLOW ABOUT THAT TURN
It's damn near instant crusifiction
Looks like we got ourselves a hero!
*you've committed crimes against skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?*
YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
music plays
Same bro I HATE going to jail or giving them MY HARD EARNED COIN
>Exits the abandoned shack
> *a wild mudcrab appears*
@@Arvel_The_Swit
Wise choice
Everytime I leave that shack there’s a dragon
@@StarSCTEBunToaster same
>Enters the abandoned shack
>A Skeever appears
>Music starts
I think this might be the worst part of Skyrim Playthrough.
Figuring out how to get back once Astrid kidnapped you.
God, I have so many memories walking around the Whiterun plains having this start despite me not seeing any wolves near me.
Victory or Sovengarde!
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
2 years later and you have 69 likes nice
Sovengarde awaits
TALOS GUIDE ME!!!
A Whiterun Guard disliked this
This is getting out of hand. Now there are TWO of them
NO THERE ARE SEVEN NOW!
I am the guard.
@@kylemaycock Alright but you oh me one and not saving your skin for 10th time
74
If this played every time there was an enemy nearby in real life then it would never stop playing for me
some guy same 😂
When the guard finds out who stole the sweet roll
I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver, your hands only.
Well courier... NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
*Nope, sorry, nothing.*
MOOD
That happen once, in the middle of a dragon attack on a village, and that damn courier got my wife killed.
This is surprisingly useful for D&D.
Yeap, i found what i need :)
When the Dragonborn drinks multiple potions and pulls out his Legendary Enchanted Daedric Warhammer
0:00
Me: In cave
Skeever: So you have chosen, death.
Game: **plays this song**
The memories... trying to save your game when an enemy is close... hearing this music, running around in circles frantically trying to find the enemy and finally discovering the huge threat that has caused all of this is a mud crab
*wearing armour forged by the gods, wielding daedric artefacts with master spells*
Bandit: *NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*
🤣
I never really enjoyed skyrim all that much. But the music is extremely well done and even nostalgic at this point.
0:00 when someone says they don't like Skyrim.
Better?
@@Vxylon When someone misspells "miss spells"
@@Vxylon Heh heh >:]
What if
you wanted to fast travel
but a Nord said
*Never should have come here*
I would cry.
@@kzyit You have freed me of my curse. Thank you.
@@dmwanderer9454 ???????
@@dmwanderer9454 ehh whatever, you're welcome ig?
RIP that Nord
5 words
23 letters
Say it and I’m yours
“NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!”
You picked a bad time to get lost friend!
Listening to this while writing a paper that's due the next day.
I'll see you in pieces! >:O
Never should have come here!
I sure loved shouting Lydia off a cliff. Oh, those were the days.
When the quiet kid says "ive had
enough of this" and starts looking in his bag
Next Objective: *SURVIVE*
**MUSIC INTENSIFIES**
LMAOOOOO AKFJSKJFKSJFKD IM DEAD
i know you all sneaked past that giant and climbed on the mammoth skull
Bandit: Hold it! This here's a toll road, see? Yer gonna have to pay, say 200 gold, to pass.
Dragonborn: You do know who I am right? The Dragonborn, Slayer of Alduin, Harkon Vampire Lord, the successor of Miraak, Dark Brotherhood Listener, Harbinger of The Companions, Master of the Thieves Guild, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Hero of the civil war. I have the power to turn your bones to dust with my voice and trap your soul in the Soul Cairn for all eternity. Indeed, I have the power to blot out the sun itself! I converse with the Daedra, and even the gods themselves dare not to provoke my wrath. Who are you to challenge me?
Bandit: ...
Dragonborn: ...
Bandit: *cAn'T wAiT tO cOuNt OuT yOuR cOiN!*
Skyrim needs and fame and infamy stat that npc's can recognise and worship you
@@E_N_D_E_R "YoU'rE tHe OnE, fRoM tHe CoLlEgE. hEaRd AbOuT yOu!"
When the battle music starts playing and you don't see the enemy
*CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Panic
getting attacked by a giant just from walking close to them and finding the nearest hiding place where you can stab their knees without taking damage
omg that's brilliant! all I did this far was look for trees to run around and have a cartoon-like chase with them, shooting magic at them from time to time
come to think of it, does unrelenting force work on giants?
Tabalugaß Yes, the unrelenting force does work on giants. For shits and giggles, I just lure them to the top of a hill or cliff and just shout them off.
Mood, i stand on high rocks and shoot them
"Cant wait to count out your coin"
Lifeform detected.
Scanning threat level.
Hitpoints calculated: 5000
Damage calculated: 100
Comparing to: 275 health... level 25
THREAT DETECTED
PLAY SOUNDTRACK: THE COCKROACH IF FLYING, AND IT IS FLYING TOWARDS US
When youre heading to the greybeards but you then forget to save your game and that one icetroll sees you
Me: Steals slice of cheese...
Everyone in the village: You never should have came here!!!
“You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.”
When your mom gets a call from the school and you just got home
RUN RUN RUN RUN *RUNNING*
What the baby doin
When Alexa detects an intruder
*Bandit Runs Towards You*
The Choir: *Singing*
You: I'm ready
when you don’t buy Todd Howard’s 22nd version of Skyrim
I love playing this in my D&D sessions and seeing my players recognize it to get ready to roll initiative lol
Area 51 Guard: NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!!
*Alexa* ,intruder alert
- Say: "Never should have come here"
- Set to volume 100
- Play: *Skyrim combat music*
Bruh I just saw this meme
Is this real?
I believe u can set Alexa to do that
god i miss skyrim 😭 so many memories on this beautiful game
*you are carrying to much to run*
You never should have come here
Me: *:O*
My Dremora Lords:
"There you are weakling!"
"You returned? Foolish mortal"
Reminds me of the first Frost Troll. Everything else in the game felt easy.
Turn up the difficulty then
SlyBiffrons That Frost Troll on the way to High Hrothgar really caught me off guard
@@shrekwazowski8199 I encountered a dragon while heading up there and that same frost troll somehow aggro'd him and did most of the damage to the dragon. Why tf are trolls so damn durable 😥😥
The voice lines in combat can actually be really cool and pull you into the fight...I’ve had some pretty awesome cinematic moments in this game
*intruder breaks into my home*
Me: *plays this on full blast*
You never should of come here...
When you accidentaly join to the wrong TeamSpeak IP - 00:00
when you pull up to the last draugr in the bleak falls temple
when you’re playing call of duty mobile at school and hear gunshots that are not coming from the game..
One mubcrab you passed 5 minutes ago 😂😂
My battle theme when I'm throwing logs at my tree removal job. Freaking epic theme!!!!
When you're at school and the quiet kid reaches into his backpack
me: ALEXAAA “intruder alert”
Alexa:
Anxiety is when there's nobody and this song starting to play
I can relate
When a Karen walks up to your register
cashier: you should have never come here !!
When it's past 2am and you're awake playing DS, and you hear your mom approaching the room
This song automaticly appeares when you eat 3 vitamin gummies instead of 1
And god has left us
Me:*Does something crazy*
My teachers: 👀
My friends:
FUS RO DA
Mudcrab: Am I a joke to you?
funny thing: first time i played skyrim, i got lost in the woods after coming out of the first cave after helgen, suddenly, i heard someone say: youve picked a bad time to get lost friend! (a bandit came at me with an axe)
and i was like OMG O_O
"HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT IM ACTUALLY LOST???
this game is scary realistic"
ah. good times.
If there's anything that gives me anxiety it's hearing this while walking around in Skyrim. Or seeing 'You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby' on my map.
When you run past an enemy but the game takes 15 minutes to realize you’ve lost them.
I kinda wanna set this as my ringtone to see how many people around me start to automatically look around for enemies when my phone rings in public
*When you see a skeleton*
The last thing you want to hear on the way to High Hrothgar
*You chose a wrong day to get lost, my friend*
Me: kills 1 single chicken
Everyone in city:
When your pooping in a public bathroom and this starts playing
Man all the memories rushed into my mind at once,as if i got isekaid into skyrim and surrounded my skeevers
Run Lydia, Ruuuuuunnn!
me: *peacefully walking* .this music comes on randomly. me: *looks everywhere by finds no one* .also me: that's weird...
can realte
Like if you’re here from the Alexa meme 😂
IIZ, SLEN NUS! ( ice falls from icemaker ) oh that's cool.
Me!
Yep
Hell naw
No pussy fuck
Stealth players will get Vietnam flashbacks from this music
Me popping open the laptop and firing up xvideos ready to ascend to heaven.
Tfw when you hear this, and don't see the attacker, but a red dot is quickly circling you
I should get bluetooth activated led lights and put them on my glasses, and set it up so that whenever I say "Never should have come here." my phone activates them and starts playing this music.
When you’re spying on ur ex and u hear another man’s voice
you deserve way more subscribers for this 🔥🙏🏾
They should make a doorbell that plays this at max volume when you ring it.
"Never should have come here...NGAHHH! OOHHH! I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome tha-HMMH!"
I always eat cheese and sweet roles while this song is playing for some reason
I played this full blast while screaming "never should of come here" to wake my friend up
Worked well
Raider: "YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, CAT!"
Me with Daedric armor and dragon bone weapons:
When your driving in Gta and an npc insults you
one of the best soundtracks ever made