My only reason for how Rattlesnake Jake easily wins is fairly self-explanatory. "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet" he fires real bullets that aren't cartoon ones that do nothing he easily beats them the other snakes have no range so jake can just.... you know shoot them and ammo isn't a concern he has many ammo belts.
Btw master viper in kung fu panda is canonically weaker then a firework cannon If the firework cannon can beat her then a mini gun gonna do alot worse damage
@@HadesGamesolosgowverseandkrato The minigun being smaller than a literal chameleon I swear the amount of people who forget that the characters in Rango are not human sized are too many.
Jake doesn’t just have a gun. He has a GATLING gun. Takes one bullet to kill a snake, three bullets total for him to win this fight, and it only takes him a few seconds to fire off at *least* a hundred rounds. This isn’t even a fight for him. Just target practice.
@@profilenotfound2525 a bullet is still a bullet. Have you seen how small some bullets are and they’re still able to kill a fully grown human? Couple that with the *actual* size of his bullets, which you’re able to see on his ammo belt, and it’s pretty clear that size doesn’t really matter that much when you have a GATLING GUN
@@TheRealKingDedede yes it does , at a certain point bullets get to small to deal any lethal damage, and if bullets are THIS tiny , then no they are not getting through the scales of a human sized snake Heck, their not even gonna pierce human skin , since the smallest bullet is still like over 50 times the size of the Single cells jake is shooting Besides, the blast this tiny ass gun can generate at best is not even gonna make the bullet fast enough to deal ANY damage
Rattlesnake Jake hands down. Snake may be smart, Viper may have kung fu, and Kaa may have hypnosis, but a Gatling gun for a rattle is effective as fuck.
The thing is, Kung Fu Panda kung fu is overpowered, being literal magic. Of course, Viper is not that strong on it to compare to a gun, and I think this video overestimates her power, but she still has a chance depending on a lot of variables, mostly unknown, of kung fu's abulities against a bullet. A strong enough master like Po or Oogway could probably just destroy the bullets midair. Or other moves we see, like projectile deflection (Inner peace or like Shifu does against Tai Lung) or on the series the Golden Lotus Clap.
Viper lacks venom as shown in the short film going through the backstory’s of the 5. Her father was famous for having the deadliest venom in the world but viper was born without that trait. Viper became a ribbon dancer to impress her father (in which she succeeded). During a Chinese new year celebration a bandit came and fought with viper’s father. Her father couldn’t bite the bandit because of armor the bandit wore. He was about to die when viper saved him using agility and his own weight against him. TLDR: Viper has no venom. Im not arguing about the video just informing people of viper’s non-existent venom
Problem with saying jakes a poor shot, thats a gatling gun not a single shot gun. It is itself an inaccurate gun that just fills any close areas with an undodgeable amount of bullets. If viper had range sure she might win but she has to fight up close and is just getting taught how a gatling gun works very quickly
@@rapatacush3 a minigun and a Gatling gun are VERY different weapons, a minigun is a finely machined super killing machine a scaled down version of the Vulcan rotary cannon, a Gatling gun is a well engineered black powder hand cranked gun (or I guess rattle cranked?), effectively similar to a minigun just kind of worse in every way, doesn't make it weak though
One of the best way to kill a Jedi in OG Star Wars Battlefront 2 was using the Clone Commander. Why? Because a Jedi couldn’t deflect a hailstorm of bullets!
Quick addendum in regards to Viper's willingness to kill someone: in the second movie she actively suggests blowing up the cannon factory. It's her idea. She only backs down from that idea once she sees Po is inside, and by that point it's already in motion, the point is she went inside, saw there were people (wolves, but still) and still wanted to blow up the whole place. She is absolutely willing to kill.
The funny thing is, even if he didn’t have the gun, or the bullets to fire it, he’s still big as fuck in comparison to everyone else in his movie.. and even if they’re all the same size, a hit from a metal tail is gonna hurt like fuck
Here how I think it would go Snake: he’s literally a normal snake what’s he gonna do? Kaa: basically just snake with hypnosis and allergies Viper: is super agile and knows kung fu Rattle snake Jake: has a literal MINIGUN
The reason Jake didn't kill more bats is because he just fired up at them to cause them to break the formation, and he was most likely rather angry at being outsmarted for a short while. Those are the contributing factors of why he did not take down all the bat's. 1. He didn't have to, they didn't have bombs or anything to actually harm him, 2. He was angry and most likely not as focused as if he were in the usual situation where he would be the one intimidating others. 3. The bars weren't an active threat and it was more of him just firing at them out of anger and not really to kill them all. Why did he take multiple shits to kill the bird on the tower? Because he quickly turned and fired. With a gun pointed at him firing multiple times is the better decision.
@@mikehawk486 i myself not quite sure. but i more believing that his gun jammed because of his action more like confused irritation rather than actually angry that he run out of bullet. by his "what?" and then shake the gun rather than quickly thinking some action to get sometime to reload his gun.
It would be extremely hard for Jake to hit viper but remember what heavy said:”a lot of people think they can outsmart me…but I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.”
I do want to give you some credit because Gatling guns are inaccurate BUT ITS A GATLING GUN! After a 5 second rev its shooting at least shooting 25 bullets per second, it’s an entire wall of bullets
I haven't e en watched the one in the top right, the old one, but literally, Rattlesnake Jake is self explained.. HE HAS A GATLING GUN AS HIS RATTLE BRO
Hi, this video is really incredible and I'm glad that you have made it out of a Twitter tweet that I did see, but I only just discovered your video today, still this is great you guys :)
@@notmyemail506 Master Viper moves at SuperSonic level, which is 786 Mph, and either way, she’s like 10x bigger than Jake, even a tail swipe would knock him out
Lets seee. We got a hypnotizing python. A kung fu ader. A rattlesnake with a minigun. And a snake that likes money. The kung fu adder might win but like if 1 pistol bullet can take it out 500 definetly will….
see I would say jake because gatling gun, but viper has both kung fu and cartoon logic on her side, like there's so much shit in those films that crosses the line into blatant fantasy(not a bad thing) even excluding moments with literal magic, that she might be a match for gatling gun
Kaa stands a better chance against Jake in a 1v1, since Jake's go to tactic is intimidation, which involves a lot of eye contact. However, I still don't think Kaa has the means to actually win.
@@FormerFofcaStudentAlt It absolutely does matter. You don't see anyone trying to take down an elephant with a handgun. Large animals with thick skin can resist gunfire. We are talking about a giant python that can shatter boulders with his head.
Don’t forget that rattlesnake Jake’s bullets are scaled to the size of a chameleon and viper is about twice his size meaning the bullets would be like getting shot with a bunch of toothpicks.
Western diamondbacks can grow to more than 2.1 meters (about 7 feet) long, but most average between 1.2 and 1.8 meters (4 and 6 feet) in length, Dudes gun is sized for him not rango Trimeresurus stejnegeri(Vipers species) grows to a maximum total length of 75 centimetres (30 in), which includes a tail length of 14.5 centimetres (5.7 in), Chameleons are 4 inches long when they hatch and grow between 15 and 20 inches long. Rango is at most only 10in's shorter than Viper.
Yeah I forgot to mention how big Jake is. The scaling in rango is all sorts off but it’s reasonable to assume Jake is the size of a real diamond back. Viper’s scaling was based on size relative to other on screen characters.
It really depends on whether Viper can get close enough to Jake, cause the only other advantage Jake may have is venom because if Viper gets to close, she will dismantle that gun, maybe not dismantle but definitely stop it, yeah, but if Ver can’t get close enough sense it seems Jake is pretty fast, maybe not as fast as Viper, buts still fast, it really just depends on the situation.
@@Wolfyrizzfan im going to claw out my eyes PLEASE be a little less cringe, just benefit everybody and find new interests that are not "um this show is MATURE cause we use swears oh my gosh were so quirky SlAyYyY"
Both of you are being cringe, let people enjoy what they like. I'm not a fan of Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel, but I don't comment about they mature and immature they are. They have pros and cons as any piece of media.
A martial artist, a gun slinger, a skilled thief and a regular snake with hypnotic capabilities im either going with the martial artist or the one with a fucking machine gun for a tail
When I saw them I went: "Your hypnosis takes to long, why are you here your just a normal snake, oh you have Kung Fu you probally win, wait never mind that one has a gun" Also it's not that Jake's inaccurate, it's that he has a gatling gun. Gatling guns trade accuracy for spitting out bullets as fast as possible. Since Viper's main advantage is martial arts she's fighting up close and personal, a.k.a. where a gatling gun is at its best. In fact a gatling gun is a great counter for her agility as it's just constantly firing.
Rattlesnake Jake is lowkey tiny,yes those bullets look scary,but he was lowkey scared of an eagle while Viper was out there fighting snow leopards,she stomps
Head to head in an arena, Jake. If it was set in like a city or something however, Mr.Snake wins most of the time. A gun may win face to face, but you have to know roughly where your opponent is in order to shoot them. Mr. snake orchestrated an entire plan while not being present for it.
@teedlersquared Tai Lung's creater in the stone floor in the first movie is calculated to be 1.33 tons of tnt which is building level, Viper will scale to this by Kung Fu panda 2 as it's explicit said and shown that they've been training to become stronger if not at least in the third movie. The canons ball in the 2nd movie travels at mach 2.2 when they were firing from afar and basically all the martial arts were able to atleast dodge them when they weren't too close giving them near super sonic recations and combat speed.
I wished you'd have touched apon the other canon sources not just Kung fu panda's but for the others as well. Maybe next video you could talk about Mr Snakes book to see what was adapted.
9:31 you have to remember, however. there is nothing in the movie that states explicitly that jake would die in one hit. He took an entire water spout, landed on the ground, and only suffered minor damages, possibly none at all. and even if the bullet were to take him out in one shot close range, none of the others have any real experience with guns and we only know that Jake could be taken out with one shot from a gun. So if we're going based on the weapons and abilities we see them utilize in their origin films, rattlesnake jake would most likely win
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Kaa. Reason: If he has hypnosis as seen in the animation, which is the one being represented here, he will hypnotize Jake to gun down the rest then make him turn his weapon against himself. Yes, he knows what a gun is. Even in the same animation, Baggirah explaining Khan's reasoning for wanting to kill Mowgli is to prevent him from being "another man with a gun."
@@veryevilclown in the second interaction (music number) of the animation he sings "trust in me" during the number he juggles Mowgli about and balances him on the very tip of his tail while Mowgli is inverted on his head. If he can control the muscle groups to allow Mowgli not to fall off while he juggles him, he can force his target to perform any action he pleases (within the target's physical limitations)
Remember how in the second KP movie, the whole plot is how the invention of gunpowder and cannons would end kung fu? Yeah, Rattlesnake Jake is basically what would happen if Chen decided to invent Gundam Snakes instead
Would pay good money to see any of them take on the God of Serpents from "Kenya Boy" Oh you have a gatling gun ?? I took a full-force bite from a T-Rex and still squeezed his body until his bones collapsed.
Viper’s biggest fear was hurting Ti Lung who’s durability is pretty much large building to small town level. Rattlesnakes smallest fear is owning a gun. This is like watching a guy attempt a bs self defense technique against an armed robber. It’s not gonna end well.
@@notmyemail506 That "above average" snake tanked strikes from Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang, which can shatter mountains. Seriously, what are you watching KFP with? Your buttocks? Even in the first movie, we've seen Kung Fu Masters perform feats above any bullet. Such as the giant, valley-spanning shockwave from the Wuxi Fingerhold. In the second one, every single master tanked a giant explosion and so on.
@sobekapep8320 she was hit with the hammer that split mountains but was she hit with the force behind it that could split mountains? And no there wasn't any kung fu master in kfp 1 that both outperformed a bullet and also didn't treat viper like a joke
@@notmyemail506 I mean...it's in the name, isn't it? I highly doubt the murderous criminal who tried to kill Po and the Five numerous time before and after this would hold back. You mean the same people she can still harm and take strikes from? There is a difference in strength, just not too big. Tigress, for example, could stagger Kai and defeat Po in a casual match.
I'm sorry but my money is on the c ram snake and my mind can't be changed. Bro was actually laughing his ass off while shooting wildly into the sky, he was barely even aiming and still hit bats, I can't argue with that.
Master Viper would absolutely DECIMATE them with or without the expanded universe stuff. Every Master in the second movie took a giant explosion to the face and recovered in just a few minutes, that alone would blow the rest out of water. The second place would probably be Kaa, not Jake. His incompetence and hypnosis aside, Jungle Book has decent low-tier toon force. If King Louie can carry an entire temple, Baloo break an entire boulder on his head and walk it off, then there is not much Jake or Mr Snake can do against Kaa.
why do these people not know how damn powerfull a MINIGUN is, have you seen the videos of the BRRRRT plane that has the common saying of "if you heard the brrrt, you were not the target"??
A rattlesnake voiced by Davy Jones with the concentrated Yeehaw powers on a minigun at the tip of his tail. Western Adam Smasher Yeehaw Snake with Sauron Eyes. I rest my case on who wins.
I think jake wins since sure he missed lots of bullets but at the same time most of the time he was firing he was laughing and not taking it seriously knowing he is the strongest one there. If he was up against people who he think could beat him he would actually take it seriously and aim better
one knows kung fu, one has heist cliches/plot twists, one is just a normal snake, AND ONE HAS A F U C K I N G GUN.
normal? he is weak, yea, but he has hypnosis, he's not normal. Just sayin (no offense, just in case)
good thing it wasn't book mr. snake (or at least later version)
Not just any gun, a literal gatling gun.
@@bennypatrick6535 Correction: Rattle-ing gun 😀
And is also apparently from hell
My only reason for how Rattlesnake Jake easily wins is fairly self-explanatory. "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet" he fires real bullets that aren't cartoon ones that do nothing he easily beats them the other snakes have no range so jake can just.... you know shoot them and ammo isn't a concern he has many ammo belts.
Don't bring kung fu to a gun fight
I can't escape tf2
he has a gatling gun
@@TueyAmosfr
Exactly what I was about to comment.
Who wins
A manipulator
A safecracker
A king fu master
Or a f**king minigun
I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet (unless it's a medic but eh)
forget fighting each other they should pull a Heist together
King fu?😂
Btw master viper in kung fu panda is canonically weaker then a firework cannon
If the firework cannon can beat her then a mini gun gonna do alot worse damage
@@HadesGamesolosgowverseandkrato The minigun being smaller than a literal chameleon
I swear the amount of people who forget that the characters in Rango are not human sized are too many.
Jake doesn’t just have a gun.
He has a GATLING gun. Takes one bullet to kill a snake, three bullets total for him to win this fight, and it only takes him a few seconds to fire off at *least* a hundred rounds.
This isn’t even a fight for him. Just target practice.
Hehe no he has a
RATTLing gun
Hehe
@@Goblinboyo162Hehe
Buddy , u forget how small jake is , that makes his gun useless
@@profilenotfound2525 a bullet is still a bullet. Have you seen how small some bullets are and they’re still able to kill a fully grown human? Couple that with the *actual* size of his bullets, which you’re able to see on his ammo belt, and it’s pretty clear that size doesn’t really matter that much when you have a GATLING GUN
@@TheRealKingDedede yes it does , at a certain point bullets get to small to deal any lethal damage, and if bullets are THIS tiny , then no they are not getting through the scales of a human sized snake
Heck, their not even gonna pierce human skin , since the smallest bullet is still like over 50 times the size of the Single cells jake is shooting
Besides, the blast this tiny ass gun can generate at best is not even gonna make the bullet fast enough to deal ANY damage
Ok, but like...
Martial arts,
Cruddy hypnotism,
And Thievery do not beat a bullet to the brain...
Exactly, and he’s one of the smallest, which would make him have the best shot at them
@@HarrisForte-bo2rhnot to mention one of those snakes main weakest is literally a gun.
Well all of them... but you get the point.
“I can hypnotise you”
“I can fight you”
“I can outsmart you”
“RATATATATA,THIS IS TEXAS MOTHER,HUCKER”
They're actually in Nevada, not Texas
@@RoadrunnerMooseyou did not get the joke
@@RoadrunnerMooseand they are?
Lol
The third one is more like Texas because guns Mr snake is Chicago
As Sr.Pelo once said:
“You might have a brain… BUT I HAVE A GUN!”
Jake vs mr snake be like
Rattlesnake Jake hands down.
Snake may be smart, Viper may have kung fu, and Kaa may have hypnosis, but a Gatling gun for a rattle is effective as fuck.
Also just imagine having a tail with a gattling gun at the end of it thats just cool and badass too
The thing is, Kung Fu Panda kung fu is overpowered, being literal magic.
Of course, Viper is not that strong on it to compare to a gun, and I think this video overestimates her power, but she still has a chance depending on a lot of variables, mostly unknown, of kung fu's abulities against a bullet. A strong enough master like Po or Oogway could probably just destroy the bullets midair. Or other moves we see, like projectile deflection (Inner peace or like Shifu does against Tai Lung) or on the series the Golden Lotus Clap.
@@genio2509 yeah but since viper has shown very little feats on screen or that we know of its hard to say how powerful she really is
@@pavelmoudry3008 Exactly. Also, since she has no hands, she would probably be unable to do those moves, but we can't know.
@@genio2509 yeah
Viper lacks venom as shown in the short film going through the backstory’s of the 5. Her father was famous for having the deadliest venom in the world but viper was born without that trait. Viper became a ribbon dancer to impress her father (in which she succeeded). During a Chinese new year celebration a bandit came and fought with viper’s father. Her father couldn’t bite the bandit because of armor the bandit wore. He was about to die when viper saved him using agility and his own weight against him. TLDR: Viper has no venom.
Im not arguing about the video just informing people of viper’s non-existent venom
True
Correct
Problem with saying jakes a poor shot, thats a gatling gun not a single shot gun. It is itself an inaccurate gun that just fills any close areas with an undodgeable amount of bullets. If viper had range sure she might win but she has to fight up close and is just getting taught how a gatling gun works very quickly
Plus, he does show that he can aim fairly well, shown when he soots the sheriffs sign in his entrance to town, from outside the town.
A minigun is one of the most accurate machine gun ever. And it was shown that jack is a hell of a shooter. And probably a jedi too.
@@rapatacush3 a minigun and a Gatling gun are VERY different weapons, a minigun is a finely machined super killing machine a scaled down version of the Vulcan rotary cannon, a Gatling gun is a well engineered black powder hand cranked gun (or I guess rattle cranked?), effectively similar to a minigun just kind of worse in every way, doesn't make it weak though
One of the best way to kill a Jedi in OG Star Wars Battlefront 2 was using the Clone Commander. Why? Because a Jedi couldn’t deflect a hailstorm of bullets!
Quick addendum in regards to Viper's willingness to kill someone: in the second movie she actively suggests blowing up the cannon factory. It's her idea. She only backs down from that idea once she sees Po is inside, and by that point it's already in motion, the point is she went inside, saw there were people (wolves, but still) and still wanted to blow up the whole place. She is absolutely willing to kill.
The funny thing is, even if he didn’t have the gun, or the bullets to fire it, he’s still big as fuck in comparison to everyone else in his movie.. and even if they’re all the same size, a hit from a metal tail is gonna hurt like fuck
*insert berserk dragon slayer sword clang.*
@@alexanderbrandy542It was too big to be called a gun..
and the fact that jake has his venom too
@@JamesLakin-lk6fj considering he is a rattlesnake after all
@@This_awesomeguy64 the rest would need to team up and ambush him to get rid of him
Here how I think it would go
Snake: he’s literally a normal snake what’s he gonna do?
Kaa: basically just snake with hypnosis and allergies
Viper: is super agile and knows kung fu
Rattle snake Jake: has a literal MINIGUN
The reason Jake didn't kill more bats is because he just fired up at them to cause them to break the formation, and he was most likely rather angry at being outsmarted for a short while. Those are the contributing factors of why he did not take down all the bat's.
1. He didn't have to, they didn't have bombs or anything to actually harm him,
2. He was angry and most likely not as focused as if he were in the usual situation where he would be the one intimidating others.
3. The bars weren't an active threat and it was more of him just firing at them out of anger and not really to kill them all.
Why did he take multiple shits to kill the bird on the tower? Because he quickly turned and fired. With a gun pointed at him firing multiple times is the better decision.
also his gun jammed, so he cant continue firing
@@PRORAGEGUY wait it jammed? I thought he was out of rounds
@@mikehawk486 i myself not quite sure. but i more believing that his gun jammed because of his action more like confused irritation rather than actually angry that he run out of bullet. by his "what?" and then shake the gun rather than quickly thinking some action to get sometime to reload his gun.
kaa and mr. snake are NOT putting a fight against the other 2. not even a chance
mr. snake in an eating contest maybe
this is not a question i would ever think of myself but it is wonderful to hear the creativity and then the rough "science" behind the answer
@@axonap5171 that’s what we in the business like to call vague credibility and pseudo intellectual ramblings.
So it’s a fight between hypnosis, cleverness, kung-fu, and a gun…..
I think it’s pretty obvious…..
Not just a gun, a MACHINE gun
Jake has a gun. End of story.
i think it’s funny that the snake with a fucking gatling gun is the only one that’s the size of a regular snake
It would be extremely hard for Jake to hit viper but remember what heavy said:”a lot of people think they can outsmart me…but I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.”
I do want to give you some credit because Gatling guns are inaccurate
BUT ITS A GATLING GUN! After a 5 second rev its shooting at least shooting 25 bullets per second, it’s an entire wall of bullets
@@Someduudeagain with that stupid myth. Gatling guns are one of the most accurate weapons ever created.
What does that quote have to do with anything?
@@Mr.Snail8201 can't do kung fu when you get shot by gun fu
@@Mr.Snail8201 no matter what you are not outsmarting heavy weaponry
Before opinion: definitely the snake from rango
dope vid good editing and pacing
fun to watch
Much appreciated!
Its definitely not the one with a F#@KING GATLING GUN!!!
bros asking the real questions here
COTL PFP MENTION
@@Stavr0no :3
This is the high quality content I expect from you. Extremely in depth analyses of things I wouldn’t expect
Perhaps let’s compare wolves next?
Like hoodwinked wolf, the bad guys wolf, puss in boots death maybe? Though he would most certainly win lol
Actually let’s just compare all kinds of animated animals in movies
Hey I’m better cuz I’m the most directly related to the creator
I haven't e en watched the one in the top right, the old one, but literally, Rattlesnake Jake is self explained.. HE HAS A GATLING GUN AS HIS RATTLE BRO
A very small gatling gun since he's the size of a regular diamondback. At most his gatling gun has the power of an auto pistol. And his aim sucks
@@deathserpent9747he’s shooting at what are basically giants to him so I think he could probably hit them
@@ivanlol7153 the problem is that the other snakes are rather durable cause of toon force.
@@deathserpent9747 true, but Jake has bullets to spare, plus Viper is really the only one who’s actually gonna be a problem
Kaa isn't fighting solo. He's using whoever he traps in a stare-down as his combat puppet.
And Rattlesnake Jake *loves* a stare-down.
The showdown between Viper and Rattlesnake Jake will be *LEGENDARY*
Bro rattlesnake Jake has a literally gun as his tail end
Good video! Very funny and well put together research!
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Jake has a gun, and I don't think they could just dodge.
Viper could dodge fire, soo
He don't have only a gun, he has a gatling gun.
Abd he never missed a shot.
@@AlloSIRusshe's not dodging a bullet
@@notmyemail506 Master Viper moves at SuperSonic level, which is 786 Mph, and either way, she’s like 10x bigger than Jake, even a tail swipe would knock him out
@AlloSIRus first of all no she dosent, second of all it dosent matter if she's twice as big as him she's sill going to get shot and killed
Rattlesnake Jake has a mini gun on his tail so it’s pretty obvious who wins
Lets seee. We got a hypnotizing python. A kung fu ader. A rattlesnake with a minigun. And a snake that likes money. The kung fu adder might win but like if 1 pistol bullet can take it out 500 definetly will….
@@thegamingpanda5134 wrong bozo there are no adders in this video. Pretty sure atleast I’m not a zoologist.
@@teedlersquared 1- calling me bozo is rude.
2- in my language it was called ader ok! Its my fault alr things can happen!
@@thegamingpanda5134 to be fair it does look like adders are a subset of vipers or at least common names for a number of species.
“I HAVE A -SHOT- GUN*
- -lazypurple- rattlesnake jake, probably
see I would say jake because gatling gun, but viper has both kung fu and cartoon logic on her side, like there's so much shit in those films that crosses the line into blatant fantasy(not a bad thing) even excluding moments with literal magic, that she might be a match for gatling gun
OK, so weapons, we have IDK, Kung-Fu, likely anything within grabbing distance, and a fucking gattling gun, I wonder who's winning
I’m going with the one that has the size advantage venomous fangs and a fucking Gatling gun
Viper: "what kinda of Kungfu art that you use?"
Jake: "well you see, it called Pew Pew"
Pew Jitsu
Kaa stands a better chance against Jake in a 1v1, since Jake's go to tactic is intimidation, which involves a lot of eye contact. However, I still don't think Kaa has the means to actually win.
Considering Jake is the size of a normal Rattlesnake and bullets are tiny in Rango, would they even fully work on a Snake as big as Kaa?.
@@Kingsaxxy3872 I think that 25 bullets fired in the span of a couple seconds can kill a snake.
@@Pinos_prime45 Yeah but the bullets are smaller than a human finger nail and Kaa is like bigger than an adult Human.
@@Kingsaxxy3872f=ma
Doesn’t matter how small the bullet is. If it’s traveling faster than sound, it will be lethal
@@FormerFofcaStudentAlt It absolutely does matter. You don't see anyone trying to take down an elephant with a handgun. Large animals with thick skin can resist gunfire. We are talking about a giant python that can shatter boulders with his head.
My money's on the snake
wich 1
fair argument. however, please consider the following,
*Heavy Weapons Guy sounds*
@@freddiefishton *sits down*
“I am heavy weapons guy.and this,is my weapon.”
Thing is in a short movie (not sure if this is canon) we find out viper was born without proper fangs
Don’t forget that rattlesnake Jake’s bullets are scaled to the size of a chameleon and viper is about twice his size meaning the bullets would be like getting shot with a bunch of toothpicks.
Counter agreement a gun is a gun
Nice pfp
Western diamondbacks can grow to more than 2.1 meters (about 7 feet) long, but most average between 1.2 and 1.8 meters (4 and 6 feet) in length, Dudes gun is sized for him not rango Trimeresurus stejnegeri(Vipers species) grows to a maximum total length of 75 centimetres (30 in), which includes a tail length of 14.5 centimetres (5.7 in), Chameleons are 4 inches long when they hatch and grow between 15 and 20 inches long. Rango is at most only 10in's shorter than Viper.
Yeah I forgot to mention how big Jake is. The scaling in rango is all sorts off but it’s reasonable to assume Jake is the size of a real diamond back. Viper’s scaling was based on size relative to other on screen characters.
@@teedlersquared he’s also got the venomous teeth
It really depends on whether Viper can get close enough to Jake, cause the only other advantage Jake may have is venom because if Viper gets to close, she will dismantle that gun, maybe not dismantle but definitely stop it, yeah, but if Ver can’t get close enough sense it seems Jake is pretty fast, maybe not as fast as Viper, buts still fast, it really just depends on the situation.
Sir Pentious: Erm, Excuse me why wasn’t I invited?”
And you're banned get out of here
@@jackemocloutier3289 Sir Pentious: Don’t be rude!
@@Wolfyrizzfan im going to claw out my eyes PLEASE be a little less cringe, just benefit everybody and find new interests that are not "um this show is MATURE cause we use swears oh my gosh were so quirky SlAyYyY"
Both of you are being cringe, let people enjoy what they like. I'm not a fan of Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel, but I don't comment about they mature and immature they are. They have pros and cons as any piece of media.
@@marion646 Shut up
Jake only needs $400,000 and twelve seconds
Who touched Sasha???
Trying to outsmart bullets here eh?
i am heavy weapons guy
A martial artist, a gun slinger, a skilled thief and a regular snake with hypnotic capabilities im either going with the martial artist or the one with a fucking machine gun for a tail
The one with a gun
When I saw them I went: "Your hypnosis takes to long, why are you here your just a normal snake, oh you have Kung Fu you probally win, wait never mind that one has a gun"
Also it's not that Jake's inaccurate, it's that he has a gatling gun. Gatling guns trade accuracy for spitting out bullets as fast as possible. Since Viper's main advantage is martial arts she's fighting up close and personal, a.k.a. where a gatling gun is at its best. In fact a gatling gun is a great counter for her agility as it's just constantly firing.
BRRRRT wins against most things.
Miniguns are accurate as hell tho.
Best Eleven minutes and twenty nine seconds of my life
Rattlesnake Jake is lowkey tiny,yes those bullets look scary,but he was lowkey scared of an eagle while Viper was out there fighting snow leopards,she stomps
Probably the one with a hmmmm GOD DANM MINI GUN
I can taste air air? Yes air nice Mr snakes most iconic line
Head to head in an arena, Jake.
If it was set in like a city or something however, Mr.Snake wins most of the time.
A gun may win face to face, but you have to know roughly where your opponent is in order to shoot them. Mr. snake orchestrated an entire plan while not being present for it.
to lightly paraphrase jontohil2
"HE HAS A GUN"
bro just made his transition him yapping in a vrchat mcdonalds bathroom
@@iameepy the best part is the camera being broken wasn’t on purpose
Bro, you underestimate the power of King fu panda characters.
Back that up with a source
@teedlersquared
Tai Lung's creater in the stone floor in the first movie is calculated to be 1.33 tons of tnt which is building level, Viper will scale to this by Kung Fu panda 2 as it's explicit said and shown that they've been training to become stronger if not at least in the third movie.
The canons ball in the 2nd movie travels at mach 2.2 when they were firing from afar and basically all the martial arts were able to atleast dodge them when they weren't too close giving them near super sonic recations and combat speed.
I wished you'd have touched apon the other canon sources not just Kung fu panda's but for the others as well. Maybe next video you could talk about Mr Snakes book to see what was adapted.
Maybe in a follow up. Opening the other adaptations can of worms opens the way for super sayian kaa
Lol, the world was never ready for super sayian Kaa
9:31 you have to remember, however. there is nothing in the movie that states explicitly that jake would die in one hit. He took an entire water spout, landed on the ground, and only suffered minor damages, possibly none at all. and even if the bullet were to take him out in one shot close range, none of the others have any real experience with guns and we only know that Jake could be taken out with one shot from a gun.
So if we're going based on the weapons and abilities we see them utilize in their origin films, rattlesnake jake would most likely win
There’s no purpose for this to exist… ONE OF THEM HAS A FKING GUN 💀
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havent watched yet but it better be the rango snake.
A normal snake VS a snake that knows kung-fu VS an extremely smart and sneaky snake VS a snake with A *GUN*
Another point to consider, Jake is the only one with venom
I'd pick that snake up from Rango and go HULK on that snake like Hulk did with Loki in the Avengers movie.
3 coughing babies vs hydrogen bomb
Kaa.
Reason:
If he has hypnosis as seen in the animation, which is the one being represented here, he will hypnotize Jake to gun down the rest then make him turn his weapon against himself. Yes, he knows what a gun is. Even in the same animation, Baggirah explaining Khan's reasoning for wanting to kill Mowgli is to prevent him from being "another man with a gun."
Kaa never displayed that level of manipulation
@@veryevilclown in the second interaction (music number) of the animation he sings "trust in me" during the number he juggles Mowgli about and balances him on the very tip of his tail while Mowgli is inverted on his head. If he can control the muscle groups to allow Mowgli not to fall off while he juggles him, he can force his target to perform any action he pleases (within the target's physical limitations)
@@KlyosXA I meant he aint that smart
Remember how in the second KP movie, the whole plot is how the invention of gunpowder and cannons would end kung fu? Yeah, Rattlesnake Jake is basically what would happen if Chen decided to invent Gundam Snakes instead
"Jake is afraid of hawks. Two" Say that again
5:57 say that again
One: he is afraid of *Hawks*
*Two* : Jake is rash
@@nothing_hereyetHawks. Two
i can life with this.
Would pay good money to see any of them take on the God of Serpents from "Kenya Boy" Oh you have a gatling gun ?? I took a full-force bite from a T-Rex and still squeezed his body until his bones collapsed.
That snake from the Jungle Book is in D tier.
Jake easily where’d you think he comes from?
Also GUN.
Having a iron does NOT make you invincible
A lot of people here sure act like it does.
Correct. But it also makes you win 99 percent of the time, and in this case it is in that 99 percent
Viper's biggest weakness here is that she'll straight up refuse to kill any other snake. But no matter what, Jake wins here.
Is it the one with a machine gun for a tail? Cause thats my bet.
JAKE DESERVES THIS,
Gun vs criminal
Gun vs snake
Gun vs kunfu
Gun obviously wins
Viper’s biggest fear was hurting Ti Lung who’s durability is pretty much large building to small town level. Rattlesnakes smallest fear is owning a gun. This is like watching a guy attempt a bs self defense technique against an armed robber. It’s not gonna end well.
Thank F-ing god, someone that actually knows how to powerscale. Granted, I've seen much higher feats for Viper and Tai Lung's scaling, but still.
@@sobekapep8320ah yes thank God someone else here ignores logic and claims an above average snake can tank a bullet when it cant
@@notmyemail506 That "above average" snake tanked strikes from Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang, which can shatter mountains.
Seriously, what are you watching KFP with? Your buttocks? Even in the first movie, we've seen Kung Fu Masters perform feats above any bullet. Such as the giant, valley-spanning shockwave from the Wuxi Fingerhold. In the second one, every single master tanked a giant explosion and so on.
@sobekapep8320 she was hit with the hammer that split mountains but was she hit with the force behind it that could split mountains? And no there wasn't any kung fu master in kfp 1 that both outperformed a bullet and also didn't treat viper like a joke
@@notmyemail506
I mean...it's in the name, isn't it? I highly doubt the murderous criminal who tried to kill Po and the Five numerous time before and after this would hold back.
You mean the same people she can still harm and take strikes from? There is a difference in strength, just not too big. Tigress, for example, could stagger Kai and defeat Po in a casual match.
That snake from rango was a menace though
"You can't beat guns with karate."
Lol rangos vr tail has its own mind and moving like a worm to escape from the vr
Jake is the smallest one here, but he has the biggest iron on his hip
Haven’t even started a video and I already know who’s gonna win KUNG FU PANDA VERSE SOLOS😩 0:01
It's pitting 3 short ranged snakes, 2 of which can't even fight, against a massive rattlesnake with a machine gun. Who did you expect to win?
I'm sorry but my money is on the c ram snake and my mind can't be changed. Bro was actually laughing his ass off while shooting wildly into the sky, he was barely even aiming and still hit bats, I can't argue with that.
Master Viper would absolutely DECIMATE them with or without the expanded universe stuff. Every Master in the second movie took a giant explosion to the face and recovered in just a few minutes, that alone would blow the rest out of water.
The second place would probably be Kaa, not Jake. His incompetence and hypnosis aside, Jungle Book has decent low-tier toon force. If King Louie can carry an entire temple, Baloo break an entire boulder on his head and walk it off, then there is not much Jake or Mr Snake can do against Kaa.
True about viper and Kaa, however, hypnosis does take a second and it’s got limited range, so while yes he could win, it wouldn’t be a very easy win.
*BOOM* he's dead
Gun beats kung fu and hypnosis every day of the weak.
Viper tanked a giant explosion, Kaa has light toon force. A gun ain't doing nothing LOL
@@Thatripandtearer A tiny gun is doing nothing to a guy that can shatter whole ass boulders with his head LOL
ok but imagine if they worked together
idk man, maybe the one with, y'know, a gun?
How did i find this 💀
Nah, hes got toothless sorta teeth where they can hide in his gums and they come down to help him speak.
viper can dodge the bullets. It's a matter if she messes up before jake runs outta bullets.
Viper cannot outrun bullets
why do these people not know how damn powerfull a MINIGUN is, have you seen the videos of the BRRRRT plane that has the common saying of "if you heard the brrrt, you were not the target"??
Kung fu is kung fu but a bullet is a a bullet
1:30 is the correct response to mind control bs
9:52 okay let's see you try to hit a shot on a small fast moving target that's moving in 3 directions even with a fast firing machine gun
@@Alexthedragon18 as I said everyone struggles with that
@@teedlersquared fair enough
He shot down bats out of the skies. He wont have a problem with three dumb snakes.
1:01 Pikmin noise? 👀
I consider myself a man of culture.
A rattlesnake voiced by Davy Jones with the concentrated Yeehaw powers on a minigun at the tip of his tail. Western Adam Smasher Yeehaw Snake with Sauron Eyes. I rest my case on who wins.
This is the best counter argument for Jake having a 100% win rate. I’ll take this into consideration when I look at cartoon snakes again
Jake is just gonna beat em all, no questions asked
I think jake wins since sure he missed lots of bullets but at the same time most of the time he was firing he was laughing and not taking it seriously knowing he is the strongest one there. If he was up against people who he think could beat him he would actually take it seriously and aim better
Probably the snake with a giant gatling gun on his tail