Which of These Cartoon Snakes Will Win in a Fight Here?

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  • @davidklemen5264
    @davidklemen5264 Місяць тому +1079

    one knows kung fu, one has heist cliches/plot twists, one is just a normal snake, AND ONE HAS A F U C K I N G GUN.

    • @cringeboy7529
      @cringeboy7529 Місяць тому +65

      normal? he is weak, yea, but he has hypnosis, he's not normal. Just sayin (no offense, just in case)

    • @Doombot-z5e
      @Doombot-z5e Місяць тому +14

      good thing it wasn't book mr. snake (or at least later version)

    • @bennypatrick6535
      @bennypatrick6535 Місяць тому +47

      Not just any gun, a literal gatling gun.

    • @colebailey2578
      @colebailey2578 Місяць тому +34

      @@bennypatrick6535 Correction: Rattle-ing gun 😀

    • @Spikethealligator
      @Spikethealligator Місяць тому +12

      And is also apparently from hell

  • @Streetcleanergaming
    @Streetcleanergaming Місяць тому +1119

    My only reason for how Rattlesnake Jake easily wins is fairly self-explanatory. "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet" he fires real bullets that aren't cartoon ones that do nothing he easily beats them the other snakes have no range so jake can just.... you know shoot them and ammo isn't a concern he has many ammo belts.

    • @Eeyolius
      @Eeyolius Місяць тому +123

      Don't bring kung fu to a gun fight

    • @DaveMillerDsafReal
      @DaveMillerDsafReal Місяць тому +59

      I can't escape tf2

    • @TueyAmos
      @TueyAmos Місяць тому +32

      he has a gatling gun

    • @hunted-b7y
      @hunted-b7y Місяць тому +7

      @@TueyAmosfr

    • @Mechamoth12
      @Mechamoth12 Місяць тому +4

      Exactly what I was about to comment.

  • @alexguidry3224
    @alexguidry3224 Місяць тому +517

    Who wins
    A manipulator
    A safecracker
    A king fu master
    Or a f**king minigun

    • @JustAGuy-IdkWhatElseUNeed
      @JustAGuy-IdkWhatElseUNeed Місяць тому +40

      I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet (unless it's a medic but eh)

    • @darklord99100
      @darklord99100 Місяць тому +12

      forget fighting each other they should pull a Heist together

    • @Henry-sg6iv
      @Henry-sg6iv Місяць тому +2

      King fu?😂

    • @HadesGamesolosgowverseandkrato
      @HadesGamesolosgowverseandkrato Місяць тому +3

      Btw master viper in kung fu panda is canonically weaker then a firework cannon
      If the firework cannon can beat her then a mini gun gonna do alot worse damage

    • @RoughTopic
      @RoughTopic Місяць тому +4

      @@HadesGamesolosgowverseandkrato The minigun being smaller than a literal chameleon
      I swear the amount of people who forget that the characters in Rango are not human sized are too many.

  • @TheRealKingDedede
    @TheRealKingDedede Місяць тому +519

    Jake doesn’t just have a gun.
    He has a GATLING gun. Takes one bullet to kill a snake, three bullets total for him to win this fight, and it only takes him a few seconds to fire off at *least* a hundred rounds.
    This isn’t even a fight for him. Just target practice.

    • @Goblinboyo162
      @Goblinboyo162 Місяць тому +73

      Hehe no he has a
      RATTLing gun
      Hehe

    • @Nickmane193
      @Nickmane193 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@Goblinboyo162Hehe

    • @profilenotfound2525
      @profilenotfound2525 Місяць тому +3

      Buddy , u forget how small jake is , that makes his gun useless

    • @TheRealKingDedede
      @TheRealKingDedede Місяць тому +25

      @@profilenotfound2525 a bullet is still a bullet. Have you seen how small some bullets are and they’re still able to kill a fully grown human? Couple that with the *actual* size of his bullets, which you’re able to see on his ammo belt, and it’s pretty clear that size doesn’t really matter that much when you have a GATLING GUN

    • @profilenotfound2525
      @profilenotfound2525 Місяць тому +2

      @@TheRealKingDedede yes it does , at a certain point bullets get to small to deal any lethal damage, and if bullets are THIS tiny , then no they are not getting through the scales of a human sized snake
      Heck, their not even gonna pierce human skin , since the smallest bullet is still like over 50 times the size of the Single cells jake is shooting
      Besides, the blast this tiny ass gun can generate at best is not even gonna make the bullet fast enough to deal ANY damage

  • @Candjstudios2024
    @Candjstudios2024 Місяць тому +581

    Ok, but like...
    Martial arts,
    Cruddy hypnotism,
    And Thievery do not beat a bullet to the brain...

    • @HarrisForte-bo2rh
      @HarrisForte-bo2rh Місяць тому +20

      Exactly, and he’s one of the smallest, which would make him have the best shot at them

    • @Raddish-IS-Radd
      @Raddish-IS-Radd Місяць тому +9

      ​@@HarrisForte-bo2rhnot to mention one of those snakes main weakest is literally a gun.
      Well all of them... but you get the point.

  • @Qdd.Drawing
    @Qdd.Drawing Місяць тому +137

    “I can hypnotise you”
    “I can fight you”
    “I can outsmart you”
    “RATATATATA,THIS IS TEXAS MOTHER,HUCKER”

    • @RoadrunnerMoose
      @RoadrunnerMoose Місяць тому

      They're actually in Nevada, not Texas

    • @diddon
      @diddon Місяць тому

      @@RoadrunnerMooseyou did not get the joke

    • @diddon
      @diddon Місяць тому

      @@RoadrunnerMooseand they are?

    • @diddon
      @diddon Місяць тому

      Lol

    • @diddon
      @diddon Місяць тому

      The third one is more like Texas because guns Mr snake is Chicago

  • @CappyzEdit
    @CappyzEdit Місяць тому +128

    As Sr.Pelo once said:
    “You might have a brain… BUT I HAVE A GUN!”

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 Місяць тому +219

    Rattlesnake Jake hands down.
    Snake may be smart, Viper may have kung fu, and Kaa may have hypnosis, but a Gatling gun for a rattle is effective as fuck.

    • @pavelmoudry3008
      @pavelmoudry3008 Місяць тому +3

      Also just imagine having a tail with a gattling gun at the end of it thats just cool and badass too

    • @genio2509
      @genio2509 Місяць тому +3

      The thing is, Kung Fu Panda kung fu is overpowered, being literal magic.
      Of course, Viper is not that strong on it to compare to a gun, and I think this video overestimates her power, but she still has a chance depending on a lot of variables, mostly unknown, of kung fu's abulities against a bullet. A strong enough master like Po or Oogway could probably just destroy the bullets midair. Or other moves we see, like projectile deflection (Inner peace or like Shifu does against Tai Lung) or on the series the Golden Lotus Clap.

    • @pavelmoudry3008
      @pavelmoudry3008 Місяць тому +2

      @@genio2509 yeah but since viper has shown very little feats on screen or that we know of its hard to say how powerful she really is

    • @genio2509
      @genio2509 Місяць тому +1

      @@pavelmoudry3008 Exactly. Also, since she has no hands, she would probably be unable to do those moves, but we can't know.

    • @pavelmoudry3008
      @pavelmoudry3008 Місяць тому

      @@genio2509 yeah

  • @endgame_404
    @endgame_404 Місяць тому +62

    Viper lacks venom as shown in the short film going through the backstory’s of the 5. Her father was famous for having the deadliest venom in the world but viper was born without that trait. Viper became a ribbon dancer to impress her father (in which she succeeded). During a Chinese new year celebration a bandit came and fought with viper’s father. Her father couldn’t bite the bandit because of armor the bandit wore. He was about to die when viper saved him using agility and his own weight against him. TLDR: Viper has no venom.
    Im not arguing about the video just informing people of viper’s non-existent venom

  • @theworstspeedrunner
    @theworstspeedrunner Місяць тому +273

    Problem with saying jakes a poor shot, thats a gatling gun not a single shot gun. It is itself an inaccurate gun that just fills any close areas with an undodgeable amount of bullets. If viper had range sure she might win but she has to fight up close and is just getting taught how a gatling gun works very quickly

    • @ImaaduddinSyed
      @ImaaduddinSyed Місяць тому +33

      Plus, he does show that he can aim fairly well, shown when he soots the sheriffs sign in his entrance to town, from outside the town.

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 Місяць тому +13

      A minigun is one of the most accurate machine gun ever. And it was shown that jack is a hell of a shooter. And probably a jedi too.

    • @CobaltianEmpire
      @CobaltianEmpire Місяць тому +12

      @@rapatacush3 a minigun and a Gatling gun are VERY different weapons, a minigun is a finely machined super killing machine a scaled down version of the Vulcan rotary cannon, a Gatling gun is a well engineered black powder hand cranked gun (or I guess rattle cranked?), effectively similar to a minigun just kind of worse in every way, doesn't make it weak though

    • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
      @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf Місяць тому +2

      One of the best way to kill a Jedi in OG Star Wars Battlefront 2 was using the Clone Commander. Why? Because a Jedi couldn’t deflect a hailstorm of bullets!

  • @LucasCaminha
    @LucasCaminha Місяць тому +83

    Quick addendum in regards to Viper's willingness to kill someone: in the second movie she actively suggests blowing up the cannon factory. It's her idea. She only backs down from that idea once she sees Po is inside, and by that point it's already in motion, the point is she went inside, saw there were people (wolves, but still) and still wanted to blow up the whole place. She is absolutely willing to kill.

  • @CoolLookinPea
    @CoolLookinPea Місяць тому +109

    The funny thing is, even if he didn’t have the gun, or the bullets to fire it, he’s still big as fuck in comparison to everyone else in his movie.. and even if they’re all the same size, a hit from a metal tail is gonna hurt like fuck

    • @alexanderbrandy542
      @alexanderbrandy542 Місяць тому +16

      *insert berserk dragon slayer sword clang.*

    • @defeatingasandwich_onlymak9967
      @defeatingasandwich_onlymak9967 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@alexanderbrandy542It was too big to be called a gun..

    • @JamesLakin-lk6fj
      @JamesLakin-lk6fj Місяць тому +6

      and the fact that jake has his venom too

    • @This_awesomeguy64
      @This_awesomeguy64 Місяць тому +3

      @@JamesLakin-lk6fj considering he is a rattlesnake after all

    • @JamesLakin-lk6fj
      @JamesLakin-lk6fj Місяць тому +3

      @@This_awesomeguy64 the rest would need to team up and ambush him to get rid of him

  • @redbricstudio
    @redbricstudio Місяць тому +73

    Here how I think it would go
    Snake: he’s literally a normal snake what’s he gonna do?
    Kaa: basically just snake with hypnosis and allergies
    Viper: is super agile and knows kung fu
    Rattle snake Jake: has a literal MINIGUN

  • @mikehawk486
    @mikehawk486 Місяць тому +36

    The reason Jake didn't kill more bats is because he just fired up at them to cause them to break the formation, and he was most likely rather angry at being outsmarted for a short while. Those are the contributing factors of why he did not take down all the bat's.
    1. He didn't have to, they didn't have bombs or anything to actually harm him,
    2. He was angry and most likely not as focused as if he were in the usual situation where he would be the one intimidating others.
    3. The bars weren't an active threat and it was more of him just firing at them out of anger and not really to kill them all.
    Why did he take multiple shits to kill the bird on the tower? Because he quickly turned and fired. With a gun pointed at him firing multiple times is the better decision.

    • @PRORAGEGUY
      @PRORAGEGUY Місяць тому +2

      also his gun jammed, so he cant continue firing

    • @mikehawk486
      @mikehawk486 Місяць тому +2

      @@PRORAGEGUY wait it jammed? I thought he was out of rounds

    • @PRORAGEGUY
      @PRORAGEGUY Місяць тому +4

      @@mikehawk486 i myself not quite sure. but i more believing that his gun jammed because of his action more like confused irritation rather than actually angry that he run out of bullet. by his "what?" and then shake the gun rather than quickly thinking some action to get sometime to reload his gun.

  • @randomistough0
    @randomistough0 Місяць тому +78

    kaa and mr. snake are NOT putting a fight against the other 2. not even a chance

  • @axonap5171
    @axonap5171 Місяць тому +66

    this is not a question i would ever think of myself but it is wonderful to hear the creativity and then the rough "science" behind the answer

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому +14

      @@axonap5171 that’s what we in the business like to call vague credibility and pseudo intellectual ramblings.

  • @ForestX77
    @ForestX77 Місяць тому +43

    So it’s a fight between hypnosis, cleverness, kung-fu, and a gun…..
    I think it’s pretty obvious…..

    • @GodziPrime
      @GodziPrime Місяць тому +2

      Not just a gun, a MACHINE gun

  • @TytubeT
    @TytubeT Місяць тому +80

    Jake has a gun. End of story.

  • @morgboat744
    @morgboat744 Місяць тому +16

    i think it’s funny that the snake with a fucking gatling gun is the only one that’s the size of a regular snake

  • @This_awesomeguy64
    @This_awesomeguy64 Місяць тому +86

    It would be extremely hard for Jake to hit viper but remember what heavy said:”a lot of people think they can outsmart me…but I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.”

    • @Someduude
      @Someduude Місяць тому +18

      I do want to give you some credit because Gatling guns are inaccurate
      BUT ITS A GATLING GUN! After a 5 second rev its shooting at least shooting 25 bullets per second, it’s an entire wall of bullets

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@Someduudeagain with that stupid myth. Gatling guns are one of the most accurate weapons ever created.

    • @Mr.Snail8201
      @Mr.Snail8201 Місяць тому +3

      What does that quote have to do with anything?

    • @Psychosomatic63
      @Psychosomatic63 Місяць тому +6

      @@Mr.Snail8201 can't do kung fu when you get shot by gun fu

    • @This_awesomeguy64
      @This_awesomeguy64 Місяць тому +4

      @@Mr.Snail8201 no matter what you are not outsmarting heavy weaponry

  • @Theytg
    @Theytg Місяць тому +34

    Before opinion: definitely the snake from rango

  • @mertestim12
    @mertestim12 Місяць тому +19

    dope vid good editing and pacing
    fun to watch

  • @XGreen13X
    @XGreen13X Місяць тому +14

    Its definitely not the one with a F#@KING GATLING GUN!!!

  • @JaylynFloof2-tf9pe
    @JaylynFloof2-tf9pe Місяць тому +33

    bros asking the real questions here

  • @mrtylersquared
    @mrtylersquared Місяць тому +9

    This is the high quality content I expect from you. Extremely in depth analyses of things I wouldn’t expect

    • @mrtylersquared
      @mrtylersquared Місяць тому

      Perhaps let’s compare wolves next?
      Like hoodwinked wolf, the bad guys wolf, puss in boots death maybe? Though he would most certainly win lol

    • @mrtylersquared
      @mrtylersquared Місяць тому

      Actually let’s just compare all kinds of animated animals in movies

    • @rocketanime0837
      @rocketanime0837 Місяць тому

      Hey I’m better cuz I’m the most directly related to the creator

  • @DigitatalizedOutlaw
    @DigitatalizedOutlaw Місяць тому +39

    I haven't e en watched the one in the top right, the old one, but literally, Rattlesnake Jake is self explained.. HE HAS A GATLING GUN AS HIS RATTLE BRO

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 Місяць тому +3

      A very small gatling gun since he's the size of a regular diamondback. At most his gatling gun has the power of an auto pistol. And his aim sucks

    • @ivanlol7153
      @ivanlol7153 Місяць тому

      @@deathserpent9747he’s shooting at what are basically giants to him so I think he could probably hit them

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 Місяць тому +1

      @@ivanlol7153 the problem is that the other snakes are rather durable cause of toon force.

    • @ivanlol7153
      @ivanlol7153 Місяць тому

      @@deathserpent9747 true, but Jake has bullets to spare, plus Viper is really the only one who’s actually gonna be a problem

  • @AgentOracle
    @AgentOracle Місяць тому +3

    Kaa isn't fighting solo. He's using whoever he traps in a stare-down as his combat puppet.
    And Rattlesnake Jake *loves* a stare-down.

  • @Iso20227
    @Iso20227 Місяць тому +3

    The showdown between Viper and Rattlesnake Jake will be *LEGENDARY*

  • @JajaGodzilla-nt6zu
    @JajaGodzilla-nt6zu Місяць тому +58

    Bro rattlesnake Jake has a literally gun as his tail end

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 Місяць тому +1

    Good video! Very funny and well put together research!

  • @NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64
    @NikkiRoesslerBFDIFan64 Місяць тому

    Hi, this video is really incredible and I'm glad that you have made it out of a Twitter tweet that I did see, but I only just discovered your video today, still this is great you guys :)

  • @astralbirthvoid02
    @astralbirthvoid02 Місяць тому +23

    Jake has a gun, and I don't think they could just dodge.

    • @AlloSIRus
      @AlloSIRus Місяць тому +1

      Viper could dodge fire, soo

    • @astralbirthvoid02
      @astralbirthvoid02 Місяць тому

      He don't have only a gun, he has a gatling gun.
      Abd he never missed a shot.

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 Місяць тому

      ​@@AlloSIRusshe's not dodging a bullet

    • @AlloSIRus
      @AlloSIRus Місяць тому +1

      @@notmyemail506 Master Viper moves at SuperSonic level, which is 786 Mph, and either way, she’s like 10x bigger than Jake, even a tail swipe would knock him out

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 Місяць тому

      @AlloSIRus first of all no she dosent, second of all it dosent matter if she's twice as big as him she's sill going to get shot and killed

  • @Flabbergasted_squirrel
    @Flabbergasted_squirrel Місяць тому +19

    Rattlesnake Jake has a mini gun on his tail so it’s pretty obvious who wins

  • @thegamingpanda5134
    @thegamingpanda5134 Місяць тому +9

    Lets seee. We got a hypnotizing python. A kung fu ader. A rattlesnake with a minigun. And a snake that likes money. The kung fu adder might win but like if 1 pistol bullet can take it out 500 definetly will….

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому

      @@thegamingpanda5134 wrong bozo there are no adders in this video. Pretty sure atleast I’m not a zoologist.

    • @thegamingpanda5134
      @thegamingpanda5134 Місяць тому +8

      @@teedlersquared 1- calling me bozo is rude.
      2- in my language it was called ader ok! Its my fault alr things can happen!

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому

      @@thegamingpanda5134 to be fair it does look like adders are a subset of vipers or at least common names for a number of species.

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 Місяць тому +9

    “I HAVE A -SHOT- GUN*
    - -lazypurple- rattlesnake jake, probably

  • @shealupkes
    @shealupkes Місяць тому +2

    see I would say jake because gatling gun, but viper has both kung fu and cartoon logic on her side, like there's so much shit in those films that crosses the line into blatant fantasy(not a bad thing) even excluding moments with literal magic, that she might be a match for gatling gun

  • @AutoToonsAnimation
    @AutoToonsAnimation Місяць тому +4

    OK, so weapons, we have IDK, Kung-Fu, likely anything within grabbing distance, and a fucking gattling gun, I wonder who's winning

  • @Gentlemen-krb
    @Gentlemen-krb Місяць тому +5

    I’m going with the one that has the size advantage venomous fangs and a fucking Gatling gun

  • @Aethra.
    @Aethra. 29 днів тому

    Viper: "what kinda of Kungfu art that you use?"
    Jake: "well you see, it called Pew Pew"

  • @jaredcramsie182
    @jaredcramsie182 Місяць тому +10

    Kaa stands a better chance against Jake in a 1v1, since Jake's go to tactic is intimidation, which involves a lot of eye contact. However, I still don't think Kaa has the means to actually win.

    • @Kingsaxxy3872
      @Kingsaxxy3872 Місяць тому +2

      Considering Jake is the size of a normal Rattlesnake and bullets are tiny in Rango, would they even fully work on a Snake as big as Kaa?.

    • @Pinos_prime45
      @Pinos_prime45 Місяць тому

      @@Kingsaxxy3872 I think that 25 bullets fired in the span of a couple seconds can kill a snake.

    • @Kingsaxxy3872
      @Kingsaxxy3872 Місяць тому +1

      @@Pinos_prime45 Yeah but the bullets are smaller than a human finger nail and Kaa is like bigger than an adult Human.

    • @FormerFofcaStudentAlt
      @FormerFofcaStudentAlt Місяць тому +1

      @@Kingsaxxy3872f=ma
      Doesn’t matter how small the bullet is. If it’s traveling faster than sound, it will be lethal

    • @sobekapep8320
      @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому

      @@FormerFofcaStudentAlt It absolutely does matter. You don't see anyone trying to take down an elephant with a handgun. Large animals with thick skin can resist gunfire. We are talking about a giant python that can shatter boulders with his head.

  • @yurielicay9757
    @yurielicay9757 Місяць тому +12

    My money's on the snake

  • @freddiefishton
    @freddiefishton Місяць тому +12

    fair argument. however, please consider the following,
    *Heavy Weapons Guy sounds*

    • @This_awesomeguy64
      @This_awesomeguy64 Місяць тому +2

      @@freddiefishton *sits down*
      “I am heavy weapons guy.and this,is my weapon.”

  • @zubbiakhan1970
    @zubbiakhan1970 Місяць тому +1

    Thing is in a short movie (not sure if this is canon) we find out viper was born without proper fangs

  • @lazyeyedsponge
    @lazyeyedsponge Місяць тому +65

    Don’t forget that rattlesnake Jake’s bullets are scaled to the size of a chameleon and viper is about twice his size meaning the bullets would be like getting shot with a bunch of toothpicks.

    • @DaveMillerDsafReal
      @DaveMillerDsafReal Місяць тому +48

      Counter agreement a gun is a gun

    • @The_real_monomon-v1v
      @The_real_monomon-v1v Місяць тому +5

      Nice pfp

    • @theworstspeedrunner
      @theworstspeedrunner Місяць тому +20

      Western diamondbacks can grow to more than 2.1 meters (about 7 feet) long, but most average between 1.2 and 1.8 meters (4 and 6 feet) in length, Dudes gun is sized for him not rango Trimeresurus stejnegeri(Vipers species) grows to a maximum total length of 75 centimetres (30 in), which includes a tail length of 14.5 centimetres (5.7 in), Chameleons are 4 inches long when they hatch and grow between 15 and 20 inches long. Rango is at most only 10in's shorter than Viper.

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому +24

      Yeah I forgot to mention how big Jake is. The scaling in rango is all sorts off but it’s reasonable to assume Jake is the size of a real diamond back. Viper’s scaling was based on size relative to other on screen characters.

    • @Zongleflork-z7j
      @Zongleflork-z7j Місяць тому +7

      @@teedlersquared he’s also got the venomous teeth

  • @parkpix9230
    @parkpix9230 Місяць тому +1

    It really depends on whether Viper can get close enough to Jake, cause the only other advantage Jake may have is venom because if Viper gets to close, she will dismantle that gun, maybe not dismantle but definitely stop it, yeah, but if Ver can’t get close enough sense it seems Jake is pretty fast, maybe not as fast as Viper, buts still fast, it really just depends on the situation.

  • @Wolfyrizzfan
    @Wolfyrizzfan Місяць тому +6

    Sir Pentious: Erm, Excuse me why wasn’t I invited?”

    • @jackemocloutier3289
      @jackemocloutier3289 Місяць тому +4

      And you're banned get out of here

    • @Wolfyrizzfan
      @Wolfyrizzfan Місяць тому

      @@jackemocloutier3289 Sir Pentious: Don’t be rude!

    • @jackemocloutier3289
      @jackemocloutier3289 Місяць тому +3

      @@Wolfyrizzfan im going to claw out my eyes PLEASE be a little less cringe, just benefit everybody and find new interests that are not "um this show is MATURE cause we use swears oh my gosh were so quirky SlAyYyY"

    • @marion646
      @marion646 Місяць тому +2

      Both of you are being cringe, let people enjoy what they like. I'm not a fan of Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel, but I don't comment about they mature and immature they are. They have pros and cons as any piece of media.

    • @Wolfyrizzfan
      @Wolfyrizzfan Місяць тому

      @@marion646 Shut up

  • @TristanIonizedBerri
    @TristanIonizedBerri Місяць тому +8

    Jake only needs $400,000 and twelve seconds

  • @AJTheSilence
    @AJTheSilence Місяць тому

    A martial artist, a gun slinger, a skilled thief and a regular snake with hypnotic capabilities im either going with the martial artist or the one with a fucking machine gun for a tail

  • @emperenakinsinripendeleust6521
    @emperenakinsinripendeleust6521 Місяць тому +5

    The one with a gun

  • @RaidFiftyOne
    @RaidFiftyOne Місяць тому +10

    When I saw them I went: "Your hypnosis takes to long, why are you here your just a normal snake, oh you have Kung Fu you probally win, wait never mind that one has a gun"
    Also it's not that Jake's inaccurate, it's that he has a gatling gun. Gatling guns trade accuracy for spitting out bullets as fast as possible. Since Viper's main advantage is martial arts she's fighting up close and personal, a.k.a. where a gatling gun is at its best. In fact a gatling gun is a great counter for her agility as it's just constantly firing.

  • @ZnakezTv
    @ZnakezTv Місяць тому +4

    Best Eleven minutes and twenty nine seconds of my life

  • @finchatforharambe905
    @finchatforharambe905 Місяць тому +1

    Rattlesnake Jake is lowkey tiny,yes those bullets look scary,but he was lowkey scared of an eagle while Viper was out there fighting snow leopards,she stomps

  • @grunkfuss11
    @grunkfuss11 Місяць тому +2

    Probably the one with a hmmmm GOD DANM MINI GUN

  • @JajaGodzilla-nt6zu
    @JajaGodzilla-nt6zu Місяць тому +2

    I can taste air air? Yes air nice Mr snakes most iconic line

  • @sensha5470
    @sensha5470 Місяць тому

    Head to head in an arena, Jake.
    If it was set in like a city or something however, Mr.Snake wins most of the time.
    A gun may win face to face, but you have to know roughly where your opponent is in order to shoot them. Mr. snake orchestrated an entire plan while not being present for it.

  • @RufflesOnCoke
    @RufflesOnCoke Місяць тому

    to lightly paraphrase jontohil2
    "HE HAS A GUN"

  • @iameepy
    @iameepy Місяць тому

    bro just made his transition him yapping in a vrchat mcdonalds bathroom

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому +1

      @@iameepy the best part is the camera being broken wasn’t on purpose

  • @zachbiakah8379
    @zachbiakah8379 Місяць тому +2

    Bro, you underestimate the power of King fu panda characters.

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому +1

      Back that up with a source

    • @zachbiakah8379
      @zachbiakah8379 Місяць тому +2

      @teedlersquared
      Tai Lung's creater in the stone floor in the first movie is calculated to be 1.33 tons of tnt which is building level, Viper will scale to this by Kung Fu panda 2 as it's explicit said and shown that they've been training to become stronger if not at least in the third movie.
      The canons ball in the 2nd movie travels at mach 2.2 when they were firing from afar and basically all the martial arts were able to atleast dodge them when they weren't too close giving them near super sonic recations and combat speed.

    • @zachbiakah8379
      @zachbiakah8379 Місяць тому +1

      I wished you'd have touched apon the other canon sources not just Kung fu panda's but for the others as well. Maybe next video you could talk about Mr Snakes book to see what was adapted.

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому +1

      Maybe in a follow up. Opening the other adaptations can of worms opens the way for super sayian kaa

    • @zachbiakah8379
      @zachbiakah8379 Місяць тому

      Lol, the world was never ready for super sayian Kaa

  • @red_red_moon
    @red_red_moon Місяць тому +6

    9:31 you have to remember, however. there is nothing in the movie that states explicitly that jake would die in one hit. He took an entire water spout, landed on the ground, and only suffered minor damages, possibly none at all. and even if the bullet were to take him out in one shot close range, none of the others have any real experience with guns and we only know that Jake could be taken out with one shot from a gun.
    So if we're going based on the weapons and abilities we see them utilize in their origin films, rattlesnake jake would most likely win

  • @Quisshy
    @Quisshy Місяць тому

    There’s no purpose for this to exist… ONE OF THEM HAS A FKING GUN 💀

  • @kawaiichrissychan
    @kawaiichrissychan Місяць тому

    Hello, I too am a cartoon snake and I actually am making a reaction video of this at the moment, but I do promise to credit both this video and the original Twitter post that started this idea~ so is it cool that I reacted to your thing? You are awesome, I subscribed!
    With best regards, Christi Cobra ♥

  • @Michael-j2d1g
    @Michael-j2d1g Місяць тому +3

    havent watched yet but it better be the rango snake.

  • @mixymaxox
    @mixymaxox Місяць тому

    A normal snake VS a snake that knows kung-fu VS an extremely smart and sneaky snake VS a snake with A *GUN*

  • @ImaaduddinSyed
    @ImaaduddinSyed Місяць тому

    Another point to consider, Jake is the only one with venom

  • @AndrewDavis-sj6mb
    @AndrewDavis-sj6mb Місяць тому +1

    I'd pick that snake up from Rango and go HULK on that snake like Hulk did with Loki in the Avengers movie.

  • @Tinypro2005
    @Tinypro2005 Місяць тому +1

    3 coughing babies vs hydrogen bomb

  • @KlyosXA
    @KlyosXA Місяць тому +1

    Kaa.
    Reason:
    If he has hypnosis as seen in the animation, which is the one being represented here, he will hypnotize Jake to gun down the rest then make him turn his weapon against himself. Yes, he knows what a gun is. Even in the same animation, Baggirah explaining Khan's reasoning for wanting to kill Mowgli is to prevent him from being "another man with a gun."

    • @veryevilclown
      @veryevilclown Місяць тому

      Kaa never displayed that level of manipulation

    • @KlyosXA
      @KlyosXA Місяць тому

      @@veryevilclown in the second interaction (music number) of the animation he sings "trust in me" during the number he juggles Mowgli about and balances him on the very tip of his tail while Mowgli is inverted on his head. If he can control the muscle groups to allow Mowgli not to fall off while he juggles him, he can force his target to perform any action he pleases (within the target's physical limitations)

    • @veryevilclown
      @veryevilclown Місяць тому

      @@KlyosXA I meant he aint that smart

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 28 днів тому

    Remember how in the second KP movie, the whole plot is how the invention of gunpowder and cannons would end kung fu? Yeah, Rattlesnake Jake is basically what would happen if Chen decided to invent Gundam Snakes instead

  • @LueIsBlue124
    @LueIsBlue124 Місяць тому

    "Jake is afraid of hawks. Two" Say that again

  • @mikromain6872
    @mikromain6872 Місяць тому +4

    5:57 say that again

    • @nothing_hereyet
      @nothing_hereyet Місяць тому

      One: he is afraid of *Hawks*
      *Two* : Jake is rash

    • @mikromain6872
      @mikromain6872 Місяць тому

      ​@@nothing_hereyetHawks. Two

  • @rikvandermeer7936
    @rikvandermeer7936 Місяць тому +1

    i can life with this.

  • @GuardianGrarl
    @GuardianGrarl Місяць тому

    Would pay good money to see any of them take on the God of Serpents from "Kenya Boy" Oh you have a gatling gun ?? I took a full-force bite from a T-Rex and still squeezed his body until his bones collapsed.

  • @AndrewDavis-sj6mb
    @AndrewDavis-sj6mb Місяць тому

    That snake from the Jungle Book is in D tier.

  • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
    @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf Місяць тому

    Jake easily where’d you think he comes from?
    Also GUN.

  • @hydro_wizard560
    @hydro_wizard560 Місяць тому

    Having a iron does NOT make you invincible

    • @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf
      @EduardoRodriguez-tu8nf Місяць тому

      A lot of people here sure act like it does.

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 Місяць тому +1

      Correct. But it also makes you win 99 percent of the time, and in this case it is in that 99 percent

  • @HeavenlySnakeGod
    @HeavenlySnakeGod Місяць тому

    Viper's biggest weakness here is that she'll straight up refuse to kill any other snake. But no matter what, Jake wins here.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Місяць тому +1

    Is it the one with a machine gun for a tail? Cause thats my bet.

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen Місяць тому

    JAKE DESERVES THIS,
    Gun vs criminal
    Gun vs snake
    Gun vs kunfu
    Gun obviously wins

  • @someonerandom3609
    @someonerandom3609 Місяць тому +1

    Viper’s biggest fear was hurting Ti Lung who’s durability is pretty much large building to small town level. Rattlesnakes smallest fear is owning a gun. This is like watching a guy attempt a bs self defense technique against an armed robber. It’s not gonna end well.

    • @sobekapep8320
      @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому

      Thank F-ing god, someone that actually knows how to powerscale. Granted, I've seen much higher feats for Viper and Tai Lung's scaling, but still.

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 Місяць тому

      ​@@sobekapep8320ah yes thank God someone else here ignores logic and claims an above average snake can tank a bullet when it cant

    • @sobekapep8320
      @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому

      @@notmyemail506 That "above average" snake tanked strikes from Sacred War Hammer of Lei Lang, which can shatter mountains.
      Seriously, what are you watching KFP with? Your buttocks? Even in the first movie, we've seen Kung Fu Masters perform feats above any bullet. Such as the giant, valley-spanning shockwave from the Wuxi Fingerhold. In the second one, every single master tanked a giant explosion and so on.

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 Місяць тому

      @sobekapep8320 she was hit with the hammer that split mountains but was she hit with the force behind it that could split mountains? And no there wasn't any kung fu master in kfp 1 that both outperformed a bullet and also didn't treat viper like a joke

    • @sobekapep8320
      @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому

      @@notmyemail506
      I mean...it's in the name, isn't it? I highly doubt the murderous criminal who tried to kill Po and the Five numerous time before and after this would hold back.
      You mean the same people she can still harm and take strikes from? There is a difference in strength, just not too big. Tigress, for example, could stagger Kai and defeat Po in a casual match.

  • @blazie42069
    @blazie42069 Місяць тому

    That snake from rango was a menace though

  • @christopherearth9714
    @christopherearth9714 Місяць тому

    "You can't beat guns with karate."

  • @ChimpTony
    @ChimpTony Місяць тому

    Lol rangos vr tail has its own mind and moving like a worm to escape from the vr

  • @AnimeWalterWhite
    @AnimeWalterWhite Місяць тому

    Jake is the smallest one here, but he has the biggest iron on his hip

  • @Mr.Michael4ever
    @Mr.Michael4ever Місяць тому

    Haven’t even started a video and I already know who’s gonna win KUNG FU PANDA VERSE SOLOS😩 0:01

  • @Dutch-Maker-of-plans
    @Dutch-Maker-of-plans Місяць тому +6

    It's pitting 3 short ranged snakes, 2 of which can't even fight, against a massive rattlesnake with a machine gun. Who did you expect to win?

  • @Burritoboy-p8o
    @Burritoboy-p8o Місяць тому

    I'm sorry but my money is on the c ram snake and my mind can't be changed. Bro was actually laughing his ass off while shooting wildly into the sky, he was barely even aiming and still hit bats, I can't argue with that.

  • @sobekapep8320
    @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому +4

    Master Viper would absolutely DECIMATE them with or without the expanded universe stuff. Every Master in the second movie took a giant explosion to the face and recovered in just a few minutes, that alone would blow the rest out of water.
    The second place would probably be Kaa, not Jake. His incompetence and hypnosis aside, Jungle Book has decent low-tier toon force. If King Louie can carry an entire temple, Baloo break an entire boulder on his head and walk it off, then there is not much Jake or Mr Snake can do against Kaa.

    • @alexanderbrandy542
      @alexanderbrandy542 Місяць тому +2

      True about viper and Kaa, however, hypnosis does take a second and it’s got limited range, so while yes he could win, it wouldn’t be a very easy win.

    • @Thatripandtearer
      @Thatripandtearer Місяць тому +4

      *BOOM* he's dead

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 Місяць тому +1

      Gun beats kung fu and hypnosis every day of the weak.

    • @sobekapep8320
      @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому +2

      Viper tanked a giant explosion, Kaa has light toon force. A gun ain't doing nothing LOL

    • @sobekapep8320
      @sobekapep8320 Місяць тому +1

      @@Thatripandtearer A tiny gun is doing nothing to a guy that can shatter whole ass boulders with his head LOL

  • @paperclipps551
    @paperclipps551 19 днів тому

    ok but imagine if they worked together

  • @BichoBoogie
    @BichoBoogie Місяць тому

    idk man, maybe the one with, y'know, a gun?

  • @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
    @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 Місяць тому +1

    How did i find this 💀

  • @Looking_Rodo
    @Looking_Rodo Місяць тому

    Nah, hes got toothless sorta teeth where they can hide in his gums and they come down to help him speak.

  • @darkAwesome100
    @darkAwesome100 Місяць тому +1

    viper can dodge the bullets. It's a matter if she messes up before jake runs outta bullets.

    • @notmyemail506
      @notmyemail506 Місяць тому

      Viper cannot outrun bullets

    • @HotDogGodorno
      @HotDogGodorno Місяць тому

      why do these people not know how damn powerfull a MINIGUN is, have you seen the videos of the BRRRRT plane that has the common saying of "if you heard the brrrt, you were not the target"??

  • @B1_1_9_7_5
    @B1_1_9_7_5 Місяць тому

    Kung fu is kung fu but a bullet is a a bullet

  • @qurturt8872
    @qurturt8872 Місяць тому

    1:30 is the correct response to mind control bs

  • @Alexthedragon18
    @Alexthedragon18 Місяць тому +6

    9:52 okay let's see you try to hit a shot on a small fast moving target that's moving in 3 directions even with a fast firing machine gun

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  Місяць тому +5

      @@Alexthedragon18 as I said everyone struggles with that

    • @Alexthedragon18
      @Alexthedragon18 Місяць тому

      @@teedlersquared fair enough

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 Місяць тому +1

      He shot down bats out of the skies. He wont have a problem with three dumb snakes.

  • @unknwnghst
    @unknwnghst Місяць тому +2

    1:01 Pikmin noise? 👀

  • @lostartist7751
    @lostartist7751 27 днів тому

    A rattlesnake voiced by Davy Jones with the concentrated Yeehaw powers on a minigun at the tip of his tail. Western Adam Smasher Yeehaw Snake with Sauron Eyes. I rest my case on who wins.

    • @teedlersquared
      @teedlersquared  26 днів тому

      This is the best counter argument for Jake having a 100% win rate. I’ll take this into consideration when I look at cartoon snakes again

  • @matthewcudney5700
    @matthewcudney5700 Місяць тому +1

    Jake is just gonna beat em all, no questions asked

  • @BoxYTGT
    @BoxYTGT 18 днів тому

    I think jake wins since sure he missed lots of bullets but at the same time most of the time he was firing he was laughing and not taking it seriously knowing he is the strongest one there. If he was up against people who he think could beat him he would actually take it seriously and aim better

  • @Fleegled
    @Fleegled Місяць тому

    Probably the snake with a giant gatling gun on his tail