NUMARINE'S 26XP EXPLORER YACHT - SPOT THE YOUTUBERS ON BOARD!

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
  • Many Thanks to ‪@NautiStyles‬ ‪@SuperYachtCaptain‬ ‪@AQUAHOLIC‬ for letting me have some fun at their expense, and also to ‪@eSysmanSuperYachts‬ .
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  • @AQUAHOLIC
    @AQUAHOLIC Рік тому +59

    Hilarious! 🤣

    • @FLGurl
      @FLGurl Рік тому +2

      Glad to see you onboard sir! 😆

  • @rustypixell
    @rustypixell Рік тому +54

    As a fan of Aquaholic and Nautistyles i approve😂David you never fail your viewers. This is the best so far

    • @secondaccounte1209
      @secondaccounte1209 Рік тому +3

      Agreed.. nautistyles was my introduction into the yacht world

    • @VonGoth
      @VonGoth 9 місяців тому +1

      Agreed as well... Nick, Rico, and Victoria all owe David a Beer.

  • @meingott2
    @meingott2 Рік тому +102

    I think Victoria looks better on the stairs... 😂

    • @dylanstrijker
      @dylanstrijker Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂💀

    • @julian1657
      @julian1657 Рік тому +5

      No because you must hear her voice xD

    • @kevinamsteam7816
      @kevinamsteam7816 Рік тому +3

      HAHAHAHA Give him an 'A' for effort! hahahaha

    • @damionbarrett4403
      @damionbarrett4403 Рік тому +5

      I like that David puts a little humor in this video!!! Him walking up the stairs was funny!!!

  • @ScienceRockifyMe
    @ScienceRockifyMe Рік тому +33

    Hilarious start to the video although you forgot an "Excellent" or two in the Aquaholic segment. The "can't burn a yacht" was over the top funny!! Sick burn 😀

  • @peterheinrichs7634
    @peterheinrichs7634 Рік тому +33

    Fail: it's not an Aquaholic without waving in the mirror! ;o)

  • @arthurvanderpoorten4008
    @arthurvanderpoorten4008 Рік тому +25

    What an awesome video. Love the impressions, what a nice way of joking around.

    • @Yachtsforsaleblog
      @Yachtsforsaleblog  Рік тому +7

      Glad you enjoyed it. The YachtTubers are great guys (and gal).

    • @arthurvanderpoorten4008
      @arthurvanderpoorten4008 Рік тому +3

      @@Yachtsforsaleblog Yes, I was lucky enough to meet you and all the others but Aquaholic at Cannes.

  • @cookiemonster2299
    @cookiemonster2299 Рік тому +8

    Great video, not just a lovely yacht but down to earth presentation.
    For some reason I like that the boating UA-camrs include each other sometimes and generally get along. 👍❤️🇬🇧

  • @colin.chaffers
    @colin.chaffers Рік тому +18

    Hilarious, love the wiggle, and the thought of burning a yacht down. Numarine offered a great product.

  • @chrish2996
    @chrish2996 Рік тому +14

    Hi David. A fabulous tour in the YFS style. The Esysman, Aquaholic and Nautistyle intro was Hilarious 😂 looking forward to the next episode of the factory tour. The 26xp A fantastic superyacht. Great walkthrough video thanks 😊

  • @NicholasIngel
    @NicholasIngel Рік тому +32

    Literally cry, thank you for that fellow UA-camr sequence. 🤣🤣🤣 Too funny and spot on.

  • @frankv4271
    @frankv4271 Рік тому +5

    Enjoyed the video from the start, and the sense of humour employed was great, a great way to show the differences between all of you. I think from time to time, it is a good idea to poke each other tastefully, just for fun. Thank you

  • @Robert-xy6mt
    @Robert-xy6mt Рік тому +8

    That was super funny brother! But never change. As they say, "variety is the spice of life" you do you.😁

  • @azoreanruister
    @azoreanruister Рік тому +9

    10/10 for information. 10/10 for entertainment. That eSysman quip still has me in stitches! I don't think there has been a yacht review video that has made me laugh this much. I think the next time I watch any of the others it will probably make me start chuckling for no reason.

    • @VonGoth
      @VonGoth 9 місяців тому

      Pretty much everything I was thinking as well....

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 Рік тому +4

    David, you touched on my other three favorite UA-cam channels for yachting, I hope you guys got together and had a great time! I've been watching all of yours's releases. All 4 of you guys are top notch!

    • @Yachtsforsaleblog
      @Yachtsforsaleblog  Рік тому +4

      Thanks. We had a big YachtTuber dinner during the Show. Great fun!

  • @dallisb1047
    @dallisb1047 Рік тому +7

    Sooooooo funny David. You are giving Victoria a run for the money! 😂🤣 Along with you, you got all of my favorite seafaring UA-camrs accounted for.

  • @rudideghelt
    @rudideghelt Рік тому +5

    Hello David. Very nice yacht. I completely agree with you, the square with the people you mention is great.

  • @Donald_Shaw
    @Donald_Shaw Рік тому +16

    Always enjoy your videos and the wonderful content you provide. I watch the other channels you portrayed in your monolog. They are great people and so are you, David. Always a joy to see your videos.

    • @RRAdmiralen
      @RRAdmiralen Рік тому

      I couldn't agree more - keep up the good work 👍

  • @gbsailing9436
    @gbsailing9436 Рік тому +2

    Great video David. I would like Slava to edit in slightly longer shots of wardrobes, bathrooms etc. I think I timed it and most shots barely last 2 seconds at most. Considering that the video is 15 minutes long I think shots elsewhere could be trimmed (a little) and (a little) more time spent viewing the living areas.
    Does anyone on the comments agree? hit the like button if so.
    Another great showing here David. It is good of you to point out the differences in build, and the reasons for same. I'm sure there would be many owners like the 'explorer' style yacht, but never really intend to do much heavy exploring from their home base. Hence a cheaper version of something may be warranted in their case. Nice looking yacht, although I'm surprised they didn't offer a main deck master. Do they have that option?
    Good work again, I'm sure Nautistyles won't mind you highlighting their incredible style of videos. But you WILL need to don a dress and make sure the stripes are prominent! Failing this, stick to what you know. 🤣

  • @grondhero
    @grondhero Рік тому +4

    You had me smiling with the various intros, but the eSysman "burn a yacht down" made me laugh out loud! 😅

  • @trevr10
    @trevr10 Рік тому +4

    I was eating lunch when you came out with your eSysman comment. I think I've got all the tuna flakes off my TV screen now. 🤣

  • @MyAlan999
    @MyAlan999 Рік тому +2

    Not only does he make fun of himself but will also have good fun with other UA-camrs , great work David ..... Ohh and the boat , Numarine are really killing it with the XP editions

  • @glenpeters955
    @glenpeters955 Рік тому +7

    Good effort at TTP out of other reviewers, perhaps, just for the sake of all watching, you could re-do that Nautistyles method - just one more time.
    Thanks again for yet another interesting yacht review.

  • @alisavas9526
    @alisavas9526 Рік тому +10

    Absolutely hilarious! I was having a crappy day but you actually made me laugh. Great tour, great boat. It's always a pleasure watching your videos

  • @peneloped.wenman4388
    @peneloped.wenman4388 Рік тому

    ,,, just love the lavender/periwinkle blue of the runway carpet .. & what a wonderful life for living in sock feet & slippers ... hilarious inspiring with your parodies of 'famous youtubers' ... absolutely gorgeous 'dance floor' with the woods ... I quite like the very delicate cherise' accents with the subtle soothing greys ...fascinating circular light fixtures resembling ancient sea urchins ...another fabulously lovely tour about ...

  • @bobuncle8704
    @bobuncle8704 Рік тому +9

    I was in the middle of a bite of breakfast when you said the show wouldn’t appreciate burning a boat down. Nearly spit it out. What a fantastic opening. The only thing missing for the Victoria impersonation was a stripped outfit. Good on ya. Job well done, and a good review to boot. 👍👍

    • @carlyoung6111
      @carlyoung6111 Рік тому +3

      No, no ,no! David in a striped dress with his cameraman following him up stairs would not be appreciated.

    • @bobuncle8704
      @bobuncle8704 Рік тому

      @@carlyoung6111 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @graham2493
      @graham2493 Рік тому

      Could you fill me in on the in-joke re Esysman? I've only started following him a few days ago. Cheers!

    • @bobuncle8704
      @bobuncle8704 Рік тому +1

      @@graham2493 in his superyacht updates this year, there have been many fires that he’s talked about

    • @carlyoung6111
      @carlyoung6111 Рік тому +1

      @@graham2493 E Sysman reports on breaking news in the world of superyachts, including the most notable new builds, seizure of Russian boats and sinkings.

  • @clydem56
    @clydem56 Рік тому +1

    This was great, funny as all get out. I love the fact that you all get along and can tease each other. 😊

  • @markiemark5696
    @markiemark5696 Рік тому +4

    Hi David
    Loved the parody of your fellow youtube colleagues. You nailed the Victoria stair climb 😂. Glad you decided not to set fire to the 26XP as well.
    Great tour of the 26XP. Numarine is definitely a contender for best yacht below 24m LWL along with Bering B80 and Absolute Navetta 75.
    I would say that both Bering and Absolute have the more luxurious finishes to their interiors.
    A nice ceiling mounted rain shower would be an improvement over the adjustable rail mouted ones shown here.
    Not sure if these are the things you refer to when talking about keeping prices down?
    The 26XP if I'm not mistaken is around +5M Euros with the Navetta 3.5M and the Bering at 8M
    Cant wait for the next walkthrough David 👍

    • @MasterChief37
      @MasterChief37 Рік тому

      Which makes you wonder how Nautistyles are can afford one?

    • @wingedmonkeys548
      @wingedmonkeys548 Рік тому

      @@MasterChief37 oh well ! they offered one hum are you sure 😅

    • @MasterChief37
      @MasterChief37 Рік тому

      @@wingedmonkeys548 they have a Bering under construction

    • @markiemark5696
      @markiemark5696 Рік тому

      @@MasterChief37 Actually I underestermated the Bering 80 which turns out to be around $8M so you can judge for yourself the price of the 75 😮
      Got to love Patreon and monatisation.
      Fair play to them, they work hard at it.

    • @MasterChief37
      @MasterChief37 Рік тому

      @@markiemark5696 they have a small channel, they don’t have millions of subscribers or views, I just don’t see it. I wouldn’t be surprised it ownership is a relatively short term experience. Even with chartering they will need to be in charter most of the year which will cut down the amount of time to make videos.

  • @alison__16
    @alison__16 Рік тому +17

    I'm very disappointed they wouldn't let you burn and sink a Yacht 🙁 eSysman was the impression I was looking forward to most 😂😂 Superyacht Captain camera-on-hat was brilliant though. 😁. I can't wait to see them all do their David Seal impressions 😜

  • @ElizabethReport
    @ElizabethReport Рік тому +1

    Love the NautiStyles touch! 😂😂😂

  • @BeyondThePaleBC
    @BeyondThePaleBC Рік тому +1

    PMSL, Hilarious caricatures, well done!

  • @gilennium3460
    @gilennium3460 Рік тому +1

    Great David! Everybody brings something else to the table, you have yours.

  • @VonGoth
    @VonGoth 9 місяців тому

    This will go down as your most memorable Yacht Review ever... lol
    It started out hilariously grand. Nauti Styles and Aquaholics Nick are my two other most favorite Yacht Tubers. You sir, along with Slava, are now in my Top 3.
    A very Entertaining, and Informative look at this most Beautiful Numarine 26 XP. Well done!

  • @ShandiNicole1982
    @ShandiNicole1982 Рік тому +2

    She’s beautiful. I watch yours and other yacht channels with my dad. He’s the one who taught me to sail as a young girl and as a family we are now teaching my daughters how to sail.

  • @jacquessandilemthembu
    @jacquessandilemthembu Рік тому +1

    You impersonated Nick very well. I think that approach would suit you just fine. As for nautistyle 🤣🤣🤣 I have no words

  • @jonrd463
    @jonrd463 Рік тому +3

    🤣🤣 That Nautistyles intro had me rolling! Also, to pull off an effective Nick, you have to include a handful of "thusly"'s, "get-at-able"'s and a mirror wave. ;)

  • @djwashx
    @djwashx Рік тому +2

    great intro!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DavidJones-iw3sg
    @DavidJones-iw3sg Рік тому +1

    The start of this vlog was hilarious 😂 😂

  • @crazycurtis28
    @crazycurtis28 Рік тому +4

    Nautistyles knows how to get clicks haha.
    Nick from Aquaholic knows what the nerds want to see

  • @djd6336
    @djd6336 Рік тому +2

    Loved it! Watch all of them and you were spot on!

  • @christopherbaas1774
    @christopherbaas1774 Рік тому

    I began cracking up when you climbed the stairs… very funny! It’s great that you’re all friends, I follow all of you. Thank you for the videos, they’re very interesting and entertaining.

    • @Yachtsforsaleblog
      @Yachtsforsaleblog  Рік тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed it! I'm in Miami at the moment and meeting up with Rico and Victoria this evening!

  • @cbhlookout821
    @cbhlookout821 Рік тому +1

    Great tour David😀

  • @rasferrastfarian739
    @rasferrastfarian739 Рік тому +1

    Very funny beginning! Love the arse! lol! Nice boat! Ta! 🙂

  • @jackfosterjr.2940
    @jackfosterjr.2940 Рік тому

    David…you have your own style that I love, but your parodies of your fellow Yacht UA-camrs are new classics…”would’ve had to burn down a yacht” to be eSysman. Awesome engagement!

  • @frederikn.kalangi5619
    @frederikn.kalangi5619 Рік тому +2

    Beautiful 26 mtr yacht... the 37xp is one of my favorite explorer yacht. I thought the intro was hilarious .. never saw it coming. So funny how you switch from one style to another (I hope there is a YFS out take for that intro)... happy to report to eSysman no yacht caught on fire, collided, capsize or got seized by the FBI during the 2022 CYF ..hahaha.. Interesting perspective regarding the reason some people buy smaller yachts, so they can dock or squeeze into small bay area or maybe if possible do some island hopping ...... (any chance doing a walkthrough on the BYond 37M?)

  • @BuddhaAfterDark
    @BuddhaAfterDark Рік тому +1

    Greatest yacht tour on UA-cam of all time ❤

  • @dud3man6969
    @dud3man6969 Рік тому

    I like those other YachtTubers too, but you're the best storyteller of them all.

  • @thesharpiefp
    @thesharpiefp Рік тому +1

    I love this channel, you are so good at UA-cam entertainment. 😂😂 thanks

  • @charbelh.boutros4971
    @charbelh.boutros4971 Рік тому +2

    1:23 LEGEND! 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @maryholder3795
    @maryholder3795 11 місяців тому

    It is a great product, the cabins are nicely appointed, as is the salon. As you say David there is plenty of space in all areas and that space is carefully used. Thank you for a great start to the vidio. Better watch out they may imitate you. 😊

  • @amandabortello505
    @amandabortello505 Рік тому +1

    Hahahaha..... well played Sir. Beautiful yacht, thank you David.😊

  • @charlienevergold3654
    @charlienevergold3654 Рік тому +1

    I got a good laugh at the stairs😂

  • @danieldezauche8223
    @danieldezauche8223 Рік тому

    OMG. LET ME GET UP OFF THE FLOOR. Nailed it. Love em all.

  • @pilotiain8450
    @pilotiain8450 Рік тому +1

    What is seen cannot be unseen👒

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley Рік тому +2

    I think anyone subscribed to you is already subscribed to them. I see the same people in their comments section, here as well. Yachttube will always have it's core fans. I love the dig at Esysman, although he js doing some awesome walk-through videos lately. He is still doing the news, which really blew up his channel. His shift though is great since he was able to get good views on his walk through of Silver Wind. i did love your impressions though. You captured their essences beautifully and you can tell you studied them quite enough.

  • @RichardandSharon
    @RichardandSharon 6 місяців тому

    What a great video David! Love the teasing of the other UA-camrs! Great meeting you at FLIBS at the Bearing party! Hope to see you again soon!

  • @Ahahahhaaah
    @Ahahahhaaah Рік тому +7

    The imitations had me dying lol, great way to start the day! Thanks!

  • @karlp8484
    @karlp8484 Рік тому +2

    Very funny and also informative. You are generous with your shout-outs to the people I'm also subscribed to, what goes around comes around.

  • @davidallen9526
    @davidallen9526 Рік тому +1

    Well Done Sir. Magnificent start to a informative video of a gorgeous lady.

  • @clifbradley
    @clifbradley Рік тому +3

    This was hilarious. loved your impressions of filming styles

  • @ernestowendenburg7918
    @ernestowendenburg7918 Рік тому +1

    Watching your impersonation of Victoria I realized why I like her videos so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @Liam.......
    @Liam....... Рік тому

    Love it, the aquaholic skit was spot on

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Рік тому +2

    😂😂 Brilliant video

  • @littlearsehole75
    @littlearsehole75 Рік тому +1

    This made me smile.

  • @VectorMango
    @VectorMango Рік тому +1

    Love it. Bravo....
    Cheers from Sacramento!

  • @davemagick6739
    @davemagick6739 Рік тому

    “…other people have exactly the opposite problem” 🤭😉 Agree with all the shout-outs to other channels, fun video

  • @martinsander7291
    @martinsander7291 Рік тому

    Thanks for the Video, David - definitely one of your best! 😂

  • @mader348
    @mader348 Рік тому +1

    Spot on mate! Well done, thanks 👍🌊😂😂😂😂😂

  • @papa.mike01
    @papa.mike01 Рік тому

    Nice intro! Love your humor and the subjects of said humor.

  • @Shaneodell35
    @Shaneodell35 Рік тому +4

    Fun video David. I actually subscribe to your dinner friends' channels too. I live vicariously through you all. I don't even own a row boat. Thanks!

  • @brenthennrich8518
    @brenthennrich8518 Рік тому

    The beginning is absolutely EPIC!

  • @DanFrederiksen
    @DanFrederiksen Рік тому +1

    I didn't know eSysman was torching boats to have something to talk about. That explains a lot :)
    Regarding fiberglass, I would actually think a composite hull could be tougher against for instance icebergs than steel hulls. Certainly by weight. Just has to be built for a beating, not bare minimum.

  • @rcocm
    @rcocm Рік тому

    Fantastic 😅 such great comradery between the boating youtubers 👍

  • @Paulkyalomutua
    @Paulkyalomutua Рік тому

    Hahaha, best start to a video thus far. I'm a massive fan of Tristan and eSysman, so spot on. All 5 of you should do a video of the same boat in your different styles then let us viewers vote for the best video :)

  • @chrismarlow5970
    @chrismarlow5970 Рік тому +1

    Great yaught and best videos yet

  • @mojojojo_BB
    @mojojojo_BB Рік тому +1

    O.M.G! That intro!!!! :)

  • @MrRich2u
    @MrRich2u Рік тому +1

    Nordhavn, composite hull, did the Northwest passage. And anywhere else you want to go. Steel does have some advantages.

  • @jimallen8238
    @jimallen8238 Рік тому

    David, you are awesome! What a hilarious spoof of your fellow UA-camrs. Well done.

  • @jackfosterjr.2940
    @jackfosterjr.2940 Рік тому

    That was a hilarious intro, thanks for being fun with your video!!!

  • @ElizabethReport
    @ElizabethReport Рік тому +2

    We can look forward to some future collaboration with these fine content creators (and I know you have done one with NautiStyles already)

  • @mysterymayhem7020
    @mysterymayhem7020 Рік тому +1

    that was funny. thx for the laugh.

  • @HubbaHubba64
    @HubbaHubba64 Рік тому +2

    Be nice to see an edited version of you all viewing the same boat

  • @jeremiahlarkins618
    @jeremiahlarkins618 Рік тому +2

    😂 I ain’t even gonna lie, this one was sick.

    • @jeremiahlarkins618
      @jeremiahlarkins618 Рік тому

      I started watching David, nautistyles, and sometimes esysman (I like watching yacht fires) because I got tired of watching videos about star citizen space ships and finding out I’d have to pay six hundred dollars for a NFT space ship with bad program coding, into a game that’s cost fans nearly two billion dollars over, I want to say more than ten years, just so there can only be developer copies of the game, and no game… like bro, if I have to fantasize over BS I can’t afford, I’d like to fantasize about real stuff I can’t afford. What’s the point of games if you can’t afford those either. Guess I’ll just play Forza motor sports, or madden on the Xbox… or Batman… or… ah, who am I kidding, I have to borrow a plug spot just to charge my phone.

    • @markiemark5696
      @markiemark5696 Рік тому +1

      @@jeremiahlarkins618 🤣 nothing wrong with a bit of fantisy

    • @jeremiahlarkins618
      @jeremiahlarkins618 Рік тому

      @@markiemark5696 at least till the bill comes.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor Рік тому

    That eSysman joke :-D that's too funny !

  • @Asder12345
    @Asder12345 Рік тому +1

    This was briliant!

  • @spacewalktraveller1
    @spacewalktraveller1 Рік тому

    The take you did on Victoria was very funny, and I loved the joke about needing to burn a yacht to do a esyman video.

  • @michaelng11
    @michaelng11 Рік тому +1

    don't worry about the views - stick to your format and style, i just like getting additional information from the other youtubers, but yours is always the most authoritative

  • @chandlerm2000
    @chandlerm2000 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant that ...

  • @paulcunningham2859
    @paulcunningham2859 Рік тому +1

    Good job

  • @jhonlibuna1348
    @jhonlibuna1348 Рік тому +1

    oh my.. didnt know that nick looks like that when he does his vlog, until today HAHAHAHAHA

  • @FLGurl
    @FLGurl Рік тому +2

    Impersonating other tubers was hysterical. Don't know about the esysman burning the boat mention. Of course, Nick would have been there for hours delving into all the nooks and crannies for the bits and pieces. 😆

    • @jacobyrassilon
      @jacobyrassilon Рік тому

      Esysman covers a lot of yachting news, and many of his newer vids are of him covering yacht fires and such....it was a hilarious and well done "burn", if you will pardon the pun.

    • @FLGurl
      @FLGurl Рік тому

      @@jacobyrassilon 👍

  • @jeronimoserna
    @jeronimoserna Рік тому +1

    That aquaholic impression is just hilarious 😂😂

  • @williamaiken2736
    @williamaiken2736 Рік тому +1

    You had me laughing from the time you started mimicking the other folks and you did a great job btw... 🤣 I like and watch those channels, yours as well, and knew exactly what you were talking about. 😄
    I enjoy your content and absolutely love the humor.
    Always excited to see the next video.

  • @ArtistOnTheRoad
    @ArtistOnTheRoad Рік тому +2

    Lmao oh I sooo needed a good laugh today, so thank you for that! You’re a gem ❤. Lovely boat 🛥

  • @thoseyouseknows8501
    @thoseyouseknows8501 Рік тому +1

    Legitimately cracked me up, but also a great video!

  • @The_world_from_above_
    @The_world_from_above_ Рік тому

    the best video you guys ever did, thanks for the loughs.

  • @sheumais63
    @sheumais63 Рік тому

    I had a good chuckle at the beginning. A lovely yacht and very impressive owners' cabin.

  • @ianscott3180
    @ianscott3180 11 місяців тому

    An explorer yacht should have a steel hull? Nordhavn might disagree there? Great fun video, well done. 👍

  • @NSResponder
    @NSResponder Рік тому +1

    I'm sure a sauna would be much appreciated on an explorer yacht when you've been out watching whales amid ice floes.

  • @schuylerhansard1486
    @schuylerhansard1486 Рік тому +1

    Go on take my like for this one🤣🤘

  • @Tamanstormwind
    @Tamanstormwind Рік тому +1

    Ouch, shot across the bow of eSysman! "Superyacht News" also covers sinkings and all the Russian yachts that either escaped sanctions to Vladivostok or didn't and are being held/sold :P
    Looking back in his back catalog of videos never fails to put a smile on my face though because that dude's most must-see videos are the GA breakdowns, in my nerdy yet never particularly humble opinion.
    Aquaholic might have poking around a yacht with a camera in one hand down to a science, but far as I have seen only eSysman effectively be like 'Opening hatches and access panels is "all access"? Pfft, here be the blueprint for the entire boat. Let's go through it deck by deck as if we had x-ray vision'.