And that he's ALONE in a lifeboat, when he could just swim, he literally wasted an entire lifeboat or 1 guy, who is actually designed to be able to swim and survive in water. This joke was fucking hilarious, and genius.
As a simple test of their faith. When the ark was hit, there would be those who would run to the lifeboats, and those who would stand around claiming to have faith in him. All while forgetting that he had been the one to put the lifeboats there for them to use just in case they hit an iceberg.
Of course he can. He is omnipotent. Which also means, all religions can be true at the same time. For true omnipotence, there is no paradox or it wouldn't be true omnipotence.
Death is a great contraceptive. Side effects may include assuming room temperature, loss of breathing, extremely weak pulse, rigor mortis, foul body odor and not caring about anything. Ask your mortician if Death is right for you!
Here I thought the ending was gonna be they will be the only two survivors and since mules are sterile that would mean they would die out without having children, leaving the Earth unpopulated.
Jack is a donkey because he's 3rd class. It wasn't until he was sinking and you see that face as he goes down that I remembered . . . Oh yeah, there's another reason Jack is the donkey (because of another name for a donkey :3 )
Mules don't come out of the ass, they come out of the horse.
epic comment
well played my friend
The comment I was looking for.
Nicely played
Most excellent
“Oh, no. Jack. You’re sinking...”
*as she knocks him in the water*
Our hearts must go on.....
Yeah we all saw that.
"Oh no!"
"Anyway"
That beach
In the real movie they could have just cuddled up to retain more heat
We're all going to die said the dolphin while he's rowing a boat
Dolphin...
"Who the hell let that guy on the ark in the first place?!"
God did say two of every animal
@@kschlatt but why animals that live IN THE WATER!
He said two of "EVERY ANIMAL"
Rose: Oh no, Jack. You're sinking...
She definitely sunk him with no guilt in mind
As Chris brown says “these hoes ain’t loyal”
That's some Horse shit right there
She did the right thing btw
I find it funny and ironic that the Dolphin is rowing about screaming about how they're all going to die
And that he's ALONE in a lifeboat, when he could just swim, he literally wasted an entire lifeboat or 1 guy, who is actually designed to be able to swim and survive in water. This joke was fucking hilarious, and genius.
We're all going to die. In fact, I'm attending a funeral today
dolphins die when they're out of the water too long.
The donkey had to die since God saw Rose and noticed the ark already had a Jackass.
XD XD XD
Dang it, was about to comment, but was a week late lol XD
That doesn't make sense. The ark has two of every animal and they were opposite gender.
“Oh no Jack, your sinking” funniest thing from this whole sketch.
It sad how Rose didn't know mules come from and where they come out
Jack: "Leave it to that lion @sshole to ruin everything!"
That was a Bear
@@GigaTechWolf not that was very wealthy aristocratic lion who can now eat that donkey for donkey jerki
@@GigaTechWolf No, I'm pretty sure it was a lion.
"Father wouldn't approve, but, y'know, glub glub drowny drowny." Oh, I'm saving that one for later! XD
Why would an ark designed by God have lifeboats?
It's just a longboat for going.. to... Shore.. nevermind.
Why is a Rose Royce in it lol😆🤣🤣😂😂
Cause it wasn't?
@@dangercat8919 it's a joke anyway so great sense of humour
As a simple test of their faith.
When the ark was hit, there would be those who would run to the lifeboats, and those who would stand around claiming to have faith in him.
All while forgetting that he had been the one to put the lifeboats there for them to use just in case they hit an iceberg.
The lion's voice feels so funny and soothing
Jack begging Rose not to push him in the water is strangely sad.
And the image of him sinking into the ocean is strangely horrific.
finally answering the age-old question: "could God design a ship so powerful that even God couldn't sink it?"
This doesn't answer that question! Even if a deity could design a boat that they themselves couldn't sink, the real question is, would they?
@@Ithtorukk 'could' and 'would' are really two entirely different matters
@@tuckerbowen4626 I was human error and stupidity that sank the ship not some imaginary god
Of course he can. He is omnipotent. Which also means, all religions can be true at the same time. For true omnipotence, there is no paradox or it wouldn't be true omnipotence.
No the real question is, could God microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it.
We need to modernize these questions.
Bruh, that Dolphin had me 💀 af
“We’re are all gonna die!”
The Disney live action reboot of Titanic looks great.
Are you sure it’s Disney?
Disney hasn’t made good original properties in decades.
@@manoftruth0935 Why are you insulting Disney?
Nah. Neither has a chick or is lame and gay.
It's funny because the word "Jack" refers to a male donkey.
Oddly, a female donkey is a 'jenny'
Jackass
I'm so glad the ark was filled with two of every kind of animal...and two of every kind of motor vehicle. Missed that part in genesis...my bad
Well of course, the ark did have its mustangs and jaguars and impalas...
Sweet! Dibs on the Ram! :3
(*In Best Shatner Voice*)....BUT....what would....GOD.....need......with a SeaShip?!
horribly underrated comment!
I bet she's the ancestor to the Sugarman family.
Insert crossover joke from bojack horseman here ...
That ending is brutal 😂😂😂
10/10 would totally watch this as a movie. Though I am not sure we want to teach drowning the male as a contraception method, effective as it may be.
It's only an effective contraception method if there are no other males around.
Death is a great contraceptive.
Side effects may include assuming room temperature, loss of breathing, extremely weak pulse, rigor mortis, foul body odor and not caring about anything.
Ask your mortician if Death is right for you!
Spoiler alert: there are no rescue vessels coming.
This was 10 times funnier and sadder than that movie
Here I thought the ending was gonna be they will be the only two survivors and since mules are sterile that would mean they would die out without having children, leaving the Earth unpopulated.
“We’re all gonna die!!!” *dolphin noises
This is the sequel to “Noah’s rejects”
“They come out of you.....vvvaginah.”
I love that lion
"My VAGINA?!?!"
Damn......
He ain’t gonna be in Shrek 5
Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂
👌
That ending! 😂 ...And the dolphin! Tooo much! 🤣
He me if I was on that boat.
The dolphin on the only boat tho 🤣😭🤦🏼♂️
Whoever came with this needs a raise.
0:38
The transition of
Acceptance to pissed off 😂
Oh no Jack, your sinking.
...best line
1:04 - 1:09
... So... We're just going to ignored the fact that there's a dolphin rowing a boat.
Cuz that part was kinda funny, in a ironic way.
El Arca de Noah: The Legend Goes On
Strange short, but the strangest thing was the dolphin rowing the boat and screaming "we're all gonna die"
No one gonna acknowledge the Dolphin in the boat?!
The way she kills him its just fucking great
It was true that the designer of the Titanic boat said “God himself can’t sink it”
It actually was not. There people who did, but it was not the designer.
A crazy man built the ark and professionals built titanic
@@NSS247 And you saw the outcome. Crazy man wins
And then he meets an ogre with whom he had amazing adventures on which he met the love of his life... a dragon.
0:48 Had me laughing!
When I saw the video I thought that noah was going to shoot a cannon at the titanic which was carrying dinosaurs and fairy tale creatures
Jason Isaacs as Jack the Donkey, man he has vocal range
The "Oh no, Jack you're sinking..." sounds a lot like Kuzco from Emperor's New Groove
Lol, the lion 🦁 was amazing.
Rose: oh no jack, youre sinking...
The dolphin in the rowing boat.....lol.
Need to start watching this again
I showed this to my mother and she immediately threw holy water at me
Everything about this joke is amazing
1:05-1:09 You're a dolphin. You can swim.
That's the joke..
Dolphin: Fuck that I'm too rich to Swim!
@@Methyll Exactly! why do you think a dolphin would need to be on the Ark?
This is revenge on Noah for the whole "God doesn't like freaks"!
0:57 the nearest rescue ark is 4 hours away
Wow, I guess Rose was the REAL Jackass here!😂😅
I'll see myself out.
Video: Noah's ark
Titanic: on the right
Lmao imagine getting in a boat, lowering into the water, and then an elephant falling in your suspended boat
Why is that Dolphin in a raft?
I love happy endings!
Jack is a donkey because he's 3rd class. It wasn't until he was sinking and you see that face as he goes down that I remembered . . .
Oh yeah, there's another reason Jack is the donkey (because of another name for a donkey :3 )
Even in this situation... there's room for two on the door.
Jack sinking to the bottom here was priceless
Why would a dolphin be using a life raft!?
Pure gold
i mean "why not?"
It was all the dolphin's plot to make the land animals extinct
well..technically it's a lifeboat.
Rowing is a good exercise for health. Being kept in an arc for so long was probably a strain for his fitness and he just seized the opportunity.
This Video is more than just Hilarious.
It's History !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that ending was brutal
Now we know that Rose was getting Jack's Donkie D Corn Hole Style.
"Oh, no. You're sinking"
Recently went to a Titanic museum in Oklahoma it was fun
the flood spares no one! 🤣
Must be a cool arc
MAKE THIS INTO A PROPER FILM NOWWWW!
This is so stupid, I love it
"OH no Jack your sinking " lol
"God's Rolls-Royce. Let this be my eternal tomb as I go down with the ship. This ship, which God designed. Screw you God!" 😂
That shoehorse
HOW DARE SHE
Thank heavens that Donkey found a dragon waifu in the end
That made me cry... sniff
That made about as much sense as the original story.
Jack, as in Jackass. Hilarious.
Oh no Jack, your sinking.
(Pushing Jack the donkey into the water.)
That dolphin is me and if was in a horror game as survivor
That dark ending geez
But you missed the funniest bit, where the guy bounces of the propeller.
"but, you know, *glub glub drowny drowny*"
0:03 anyone else notice the momma bear and baby bear from the goldilocks sketch??
So much better than the original.
"Oh no Jack you're sinking"
if james cameron directed the bible
And that’s where mules came from
If that donkey had fingers he would be using the middle finger in his last moments
The cameos I was able to spot:
Davenport The Drama Llama
Harp Seal With A Harpsichord
Detective Giraffe
Why did Rose kill Jack?
She doesn't want mules (mostly infertile half-breeds).
People have been asking that for something like 15 years. There was room on the board
Rose: 'hang on Jack, I love you'
*15 seconds later, drowns him*
The left would cheer her on. Her body, right, and choice?
Titanic: hello my brother
"And so the world ended".
The left wanted it that way because they believe in population control
They come out of your vvvvvigina. -random lion
Now do Speed Racer at the Pod Race.
Noah last word was do you God?then drowned after
You can see his soul leave
There was enough room for jack she could’ve move to the side and let him get on
Ark the boat....Ark the boat...
Ice cubes in the water and not in modderation at all.
"insert comment here repeating dialogue from video that everyone heard"
Jack was the only victim here