Actually, that was part of it. The big threat (no pun intended) was Nephilim; giants that were made when fallen angels mated with human women. Satan intended to use them as a new army to storm Heaven once again.
@@MordasMakesStuff What I quoted was actually from the Torah. I've examined the different types of Torah, Bible, Quran, etc to find the similarities and differences in their interpretations. It's similar to how the Romans adopted the Greek mythology and changed the names.
Because when it floods, they could hit some of the harbour walls while rising. Better to sail out to what is confirmed open water. No chance of scraping the hull then.
@@benjaminosborne3494 idk bro. In the old he literally orders the genocide of the indigeonus people of Canaan by the Jews. Don't see much of that in the New Testament.
@@zilesis1 Nah, just a new character arc. NT is like the civil war story line; I came not to bring peace but a sword to set father against son, he that has no sword should sell the clothes off his back to buy one, be not unequally yolked with the non-believers, etc. Still very aggressive just more interpersonal while the OT is more group conflict. Then there's the part where Jesus goes to the temple, braids his own whip and goes off on the money changers. God's big on forgiveness and mercy, but he's also described as jealous, vengeful and angry.
why were there only two mermaids? would not there be a whole mermaid colony somewhere? why would a single pair of mermaids exist and just happen to be here of all the places they could have been on the entire planet. this just raises more questions like where is the lockness monster and the kraken? I am pretty sure they would be fine as well.
I know nothing about Noah's Ark, but maybe it's because these were the first mermaids to exist, just like the rest of the animals? And to answer your other stupid question, God probably electrocuted the sea monsters with lightning, because he hates freaks. I mean this is Robot Chicken...
You’ll see some green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born You’re never gonna see no unicorn 🎶🦄 🇮🇪
A long time ago, when the earth was still green And there were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the earth was being born But the loveliest of all was the unicorn
The fact that the giraffe questioned why the pixie fairies were allowed on board after Noah said "God hates Freaks" implies that Freaks were part of an animal kingdom classification.
0:46 "you know what, I'm gonna build my own ark, better than Noah's, with Blackjack and Hookers. In fact, forget the Ark." And that's how we lost the unicorns, dragons, minotaurs and cyclops
Unfortunately not quite the last one. There are some things I wish I didn’t know. That’s one of them. Trust me. You don’t want to know. In other news: the gliding lizard, and unicorn deer can exist.
I'm going to build my own ark... using government subsidized money, modern cranes, modern tools, propane tanks, and a whole army of construction workers :p
@@DarkTitan1954 It means they are there on the creature, but no longer used by the creature due to evolution. Think like how the human appendix does nothing for us anymore, but its still there.
I have the same giraffe figurine in my bedroom from a set of wild animal toys from the Bronx Zoo. I also don’t understand why the dragons didn’t use their wings.
The dragons could’ve just flown onto the boat. Maybe even carry a creature with them.
Welcome to robotchicken
That was my first thought years ago when it aired
Well... You can think the same with a chicken and a small animal, like a rat, but is not possible.
You're asking too much from Robot Chicken. They're all stoners.
They're to fat
So THIS explains the gaps in the fossil records.
Yes it does!👍😇😛
True
You know there are no gaps in the fossil record right? No scientist has claimed there is one.
@@theduke7539 There are for Dragons, Cyclops and Unicorns to name a few
@@theduke7539 did u not understand tht was a joke or...
If that giraffe had just kept his mouth shut I could be flying through the night sky with a happy thought right now
I'm surprised Noah allowed Giraffes. I mean, just look at them!
you still can.. its called Acid
just do LSD like an adult
You didn't let the dragons in but you allowed cockroaches to survive???
Exactly!
And mosquitoes/flies.
@@bustergundo516 Rats too!
Im sorry, allowed? How were you going to stop them?
@@blackblaze1996 by messing up their alarm clocks too duh.
Roaches are actually really good soil creatures
Like the giraffe isn't a freak...
Or pengu-wait
Black tongue long neck 14 feet tal thats just your average NBA fail players
@@Marcus-ev6su Jeeeezus
long greasy neck
Or a mammal with a duck bill with fur that lays eggs.
“That doesn’t sound like God.”
He literally drowned the entire world because he didn’t like where it was going. It sounds EXACTLY like him.
Actually, that was part of it. The big threat (no pun intended) was Nephilim; giants that were made when fallen angels mated with human women. Satan intended to use them as a new army to storm Heaven once again.
@@patrioticjustice9040 the bible is by far the weirdest and simultaneously most boring and fascinating book I've ever come across
@@MordasMakesStuff The Bible is technically the first Manga with an OP protagonist
@@MordasMakesStuff What I quoted was actually from the Torah. I've examined the different types of Torah, Bible, Quran, etc to find the similarities and differences in their interpretations. It's similar to how the Romans adopted the Greek mythology and changed the names.
@@patrioticjustice9040 interesting, thanks for sharing
The Giraffe sounds like such a calm and agreeable creature, great voice.
Until trapped in quicksand...
Can't the dragons fly over the flood?
Your point exactly plus unicorn can fly too
it lasted for like 40 days lol
dragons don't fly well in the rain I think
They could have flown to the ship
They would eventually get tired
"I DID??" lmao the eyes wide open was just amazing
Maybe I'm over thinking this but why leave the harbor anyway? The ark was constructed to survive a flood, not to go anywhere!
Nah you spitting
If the whole world was flooded, sailing away would be unavoidable.
@@erinwitcraft9141
Yeah but they left the harbor long before that happened. Why not stay there until the harbor is flooded?
To minimize the chance of the freaks getting onboard.
Because when it floods, they could hit some of the harbour walls while rising. Better to sail out to what is confirmed open water. No chance of scraping the hull then.
Mila's voice is just too recognizable. Just like anytime you hear Katy Segal you only hear Leela ..... or Peggy Bundy 😆
Jax : Hold my beer...
The fact that they put their heads together to their loved one before dying is heart warming to me
Love that the mermaids were eaten and extinct by the dragon’s
" blah blah blah blah blah blah hey get back here you little dust buster!"
But...why did you let the pixies on board?
@@hey_its_kev I DID?!?!
I thought I heard him say you little dust tosser
Dragons: have wings
Unicorns: are possibly capable of levitation
Me: bruh
Unicorns are just horses (or not) with horns, Pegasus can fly
@@freyuh6118 idk I never cared for mythology really.
@@Catboi9000 I can tell.
"That doesn't sound like god"
My guy that sounds exactly like god.
the old testament version at least. seriously, God in the old and new testament is like 2 different people
The character of God does not change between the two testaments.
@@benjaminosborne3494 idk bro. In the old he literally orders the genocide of the indigeonus people of Canaan by the Jews. Don't see much of that in the New Testament.
Geez man you are like the stereotypical fedora wearing atheist.
@@zilesis1 Nah, just a new character arc. NT is like the civil war story line; I came not to bring peace but a sword to set father against son, he that has no sword should sell the clothes off his back to buy one, be not unequally yolked with the non-believers, etc. Still very aggressive just more interpersonal while the OT is more group conflict.
Then there's the part where Jesus goes to the temple, braids his own whip and goes off on the money changers.
God's big on forgiveness and mercy, but he's also described as jealous, vengeful and angry.
Wait is that megs voice...
Very much so, yes.
It is Mila Kunis, so yeah...
Yes and chris is also in there
@@xXxGnuVirusxXx i fucking hope Seth Green is on his own show
Mila Kunis
Ah! Now the extinction theory seems to make a lot of sense 😂😂. "That doesn't sound like God". "mee me me mee me mee"
The female unicorn was voiced by the actor that played Jackie in that 70s Show
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin?
@@hurrilight9902 same person
And the male unicorn sounds like Matthew Lillard
I was just thinking that
The Unicorn in this sketch was played By Mr. "No Sir, I didn't like it" Horse from the Ren and Stimpy Show.
That is John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren and Stimpy, to be precise
And the other is meg from family guy...i think
Mr. Giraffe: "Then why did you let the pixies on board?"
Noah: "I did!???"... SmashSmashSmashSmashSmashSmash!!!
Um Dragons can fly.
They're overweight dragons. That's why they were punished, lazy ass dragons.
The eye-bulding at 1:30 is my favorite part. Especially, the way he said, "I did?"
1:24 every single argument between an atheist and a believer.
The atheists are Noah and the theists are destroyed dust-tossers 😂
@@katyungodly couldn’t have put it any better
Ha ha haa! "You little dust tosser", funniest name for a pixie I've ever heard.
why were there only two mermaids? would not there be a whole mermaid colony somewhere? why would a single pair of mermaids exist and just happen to be here of all the places they could have been on the entire planet. this just raises more questions like where is the lockness monster and the kraken? I am pretty sure they would be fine as well.
I know nothing about Noah's Ark, but maybe it's because these were the first mermaids to exist, just like the rest of the animals? And to answer your other stupid question, God probably electrocuted the sea monsters with lightning, because he hates freaks. I mean this is Robot Chicken...
Uh...mermen are actually gay, so no reproductive sexy time with mermaids.
Well, by biblical records stuff like the loch ness monster and leviathans actually exist
its a two minute sketch my guy
They only allowed two of each and the rest were left to die
Yep. Seems like an accurate, historical telling of religion.
They used Mr Horse (Ren and Stimpy) action figures for this sketch.
The couple of Unicorns are actually the figurines of the Horse from Ren and Stimpy.
Ya know sir, I didn't like it.
@@Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T. Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
''Come here you little dust tosser'' -God as predicted by RC
You’ll see some green alligators and long necked geese,
some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born
You’re never gonna see no unicorn 🎶🦄 🇮🇪
A long time ago, when the earth was still green
And there were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the earth was being born
But the loveliest of all was the unicorn
Unicorns existed after the flood tho
Memories from Kindergarten
Great now that’s gonna be in my head
With this wife by his side the unicorn is doomed anyway!
So... he preferred to save ticks, mosquitoes, roaches, fleas, cicadas, leeches, horse flies, lice, rats.... great.
Don't forget the monkeys and parrots
"Hmm. No sir, I don't like it."
In other news, Noah pounds a fairy
The horse expressions kills me xD
Why aren't the dragons just fly to the ship?
In Noah's defense, he was probably drunk at the time.
Yes, the Bible actually does have a scene where Noah passes out drunk naked.
That was long after the flood thi
Lol
Figures.
I gotta read that part
"Game over, man!game over"!Haha
The fact that the giraffe questioned why the pixie fairies were allowed on board after Noah said "God hates Freaks" implies that Freaks were part of an animal kingdom classification.
1:09 Best burn in the skit!
Well, that's explain why don't we see mythical creatures anymore
0:46 "you know what, I'm gonna build my own ark, better than Noah's, with Blackjack and Hookers. In fact, forget the Ark."
And that's how we lost the unicorns, dragons, minotaurs and cyclops
Unfortunately not quite the last one. There are some things I wish I didn’t know. That’s one of them. Trust me. You don’t want to know.
In other news: the gliding lizard, and unicorn deer can exist.
@@Hoshimaru57 Cyclopia yea that shit's metal
Why does the unicorn look like Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy!?
It's his uncle ancestor.
Thought he looked familiar
I'm a gonna show this to the grandkids. I already showed them Barneys new home in my gas tank .
Noah:god hates freaks
Me: points to platypus
I don't think the giraffe wanted to risk telling Noah about the platypuses onboard after he grabbed a mallet for the "Dust Tossers."
Platypuses are Buddhists.
I'm going to build my own ark... using government subsidized money, modern cranes, modern tools, propane tanks, and a whole army of construction workers :p
Get back here ye lil' dust tosser...
This is the greatest line
The female unicorn is the voice of Meg Griffin, no wonder God abandoned them X'D
He left dragons behind, but brought on mosquitoes? That makes sense.
So that why mythical creatures never appeared again😂
Ha! This sounds like the church I grew up in.
A buff horse with abs.
Let that sink in.
Yes, it is weird for buff people to have abs.
@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 its not a person its a horse.
@@stephenbachman132 Ok...?
"No sir, I don't like it."
Anybody remember Fantasia 2000? There were magical myths on the side.
The dragons literally got wings 😂🤣
Can’t help but think “shut up Meg” lmao
Some cats and rats and elephants as sure as you're born, you're never going to see no unicorn
Why didn't the dragon try to fly to ark I mean they have wings no wonder they went extinct
Those are vestigial wings.
?
@@DarkTitan1954 It means they are there on the creature, but no longer used by the creature due to evolution.
Think like how the human appendix does nothing for us anymore, but its still there.
Oh so like a human tail bone as an example
@@DarkTitan1954 Exactly!
its so weird hearing chris and meg lmfao
it's so weird coming back to Season 1 lol
Nohe-aven damn we did get left without god. Fence no gate
Moral of the story, don't pack your bags.
"Shut up meg"- Peter Griffin
Perfect 👌🏼
Chris and Meg Griffin got real mad
I love that the unicorn looks like Mr Horse from Ren and Stimpy. Very nice
1:31 😲 I did?!
This assumes that there's only two of each species to begin with
Meg is a unicorn. I knew she was special
The dragons had wings
I feel like the dragons could’ve took turns flying the other ones stranded over to the boat...🤔🐲
It’s a show about dolls calm down 💀
Plus the storm went on for weeks and it’s not like dragons could fly outer space
@@playoffdee Calm down these nuts ... 🥜 😂
@@michaelpugh1582 imagine liking your own comment twice 💀 what a loser
Lol my kids literally have that Noah’s ark playmobile boat.
When Robot Chicken was Robot Chicken
the unicorn's wife sounds like Meg Griffin
Wow... that unicorn is buff...
I like this
"God hates freaks."
Once again, I urge us all to hold the Lord God Almighty accountable
Is that... Meg?
yes
The pregnant unicorn sounds like Meg 😂
Now it all makes sense
Ken hovid would seriously use this as proof
Ken Ham: “I have a book!”
Everyone else: “that’s nice grandpa, go back to sleep”
It amplifies it. It makes it real
Before there was Rick and morty.
Endgame looks fine.
This explains alot
I have the same giraffe figurine in my bedroom from a set of wild animal toys from the Bronx Zoo. I also don’t understand why the dragons didn’t use their wings.
why couldn't the dragons just fly?
This explains a lot
lol from the thumbnail i totally thought the unicorns were robots
No one gonna talk about how these are Mr Horse toys of Ren and Stimpy?
So Noah says God doesn't like freaks but he allowed the Duck-billed Platypus to breed.
Pretty accurate.
Female unicorn sounds like meg
And that’s why the giraffe is mute
Mila Kunis' voice can't hide
The male unicorn sounds like Mathew Lillard
This is somehow more plausible than the biblical story..
Remember, if god doesn’t say this is wrong then it’s canon
Ye git back 'ere ye lil' dust-tossa
im gonna tell my kids this is how the flood happened