Toy Story Meets Pinko | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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You know what's 'conceptually neutral' and still fun? Fucking LEGOs, get your kids some.
+Watzit Tooya That's...that's a very good point. Well thought buddy
until they went crazy with the tie-in sets
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+Watzit Tooya Alright I'll get so-OH MY GOD THEM PRICES
Ryan S. You can always get assorted lots of pieces which are considerably cheaper.
Sets are more for those who crave for a specific set, which are normally discouraged for children.
"I already hate this prick!"
Mr Potato Head is the smartest character on this video
0:24
I thought he said brick for one moment
He is the smartest character in all of toy story
He was always straight to the point, that is something I respect.
@@Commodorr tbf he looks like a brick, maybe thats his only good purpose
It's funny how Pinko gets offended when they assume what he is when he also jumps the gun and assumes Rex is automatically a violent toy just because he's a T-rex.
just like the average twitter user
Ironically Rex is the most kind and gentle one of the toy group being really shy and friendly
He also assumed that Mr. Potatohead is the equivalent of Jeffery Dahmer because he "Keeps body parts in his trunk" despite Those Bodyparts being Mr. Potatoheads, not victims of him. Also Mr. Potatoheads ability to give the user control over pieces attached to him; makes him more imaginative than Pinko Himself as Potatohead doesn't have to sell the illusion of being something he is not designed as. Pinko can call himself "A train" or a "Hotel for tiny clowns" but he clearly doesn't have the appearance of being one thus more relying on the illusion. It would be no different if any other toy from Buzzlightyear to Woody to claim their hand is not a hand but rather a wheel; or something else obviously not designed as such. Any toy can claim itself of being something its not; Mr. Potatohead however doesn't need to do that.
That's the definition of an average liberal
Also makes me mad that he pointed out Woody's holster when it is constantly and consistently an EMPTY holster, thats always been a huge but subtle part of his character design.
I love how he talks like he’s this highly advanced piece of technology when in reality he’s just a wooden block
a wood block with a rope and a button stuck to his side and a face literally drawn on one side of the block, Forky was more creative than that.
@@sheilaolfieway1885 pet rocks were more creative than that.
Sounds like a vice president I know.
Worst part is that Andy’s aunt probably paid like $40 for it.
They are Plank from Ed, Edd and Eddie only massive jerks as opposed to chaotic neutral.
Pinko also represents lack of individuality. He doesn’t decide what he is, he lets others decide what he is. When you let others define you, that’s exactly what you’ll be and Andy decided that Pinko was trash.
SomethingSomething Dark Side 94 exactly if you rely on others to define you, you won't be able to find who you truly are.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
JiminHasJamsNow a piece if creative work might have a deeper meaning?! Nonsense!
Either that or you're too stupid to notice that this sketch is both funny and smart. Not all robot chicken skits are like that but this one is!
Deep man. . . deep.
Truth right here.
At least buzz was trying to be friendly with pinko
True
Aaaaand he got pissed on for it. Don't you just hate that.
Pinko was being a bloviated , arrogant ahole
Starman Gaming “Man?! How dare you I could be a woman I could be a asexual space creature
H
The fact that the voices are spot-on, and they don’t cuss just makes it so much more realistic.
I think they actually got the original voice actors for Woody and Buzz for this skit
@@davidnissim589 actually woody was voiced by jim hanks (tom hanks brother) who provides the voice for woody in the marchendise. I dont know who voiced buzz though.
So Mr Potato Head saying "I already hate this pr*ck" isn't cussing?
just a really strong insult
@@thomasobrien1841 buzz was voiced by Seth green
Pinko: Andy decides what I am, not the manufacturer."
But didn't the manufacturer decide that you were a free range creativity toy?
Oh shit it's a paradox.
Man I wish they do some sort of follow up where that question is asked XD
@@beats0me I want to see Pinko have an exstistential crisis.
Mr. Potato Head: "I already hate this prick."
Contridiction
A box of clay is exactly the same but cheaper and better.
Ironic how Pinko states he's allows the highest amount creative freedom, when he's restricted to being the shape of a rectangular prism with rope, where as clay can be any shape you want.
Meet play-doh.
yet Mr. Potato Head already perfected this idea
Who says it was clay?
Yeah but one does damage when you throw it and one is wood
Pinko is basically people who are offended by everything
AKA people who are way to nice to think everyone’s rude
And gets exactly what it deserves.
Who said he is a people?
And like Andy I think they're trash
I want to take your joke as a joke, but I wasn’t talking about him....so I’ll let it that over my head
Pinko is the physical form of Modern Twitter
Yeah bc Twitter users never exited :)
or SJW
Ok old man
@@MultiLimpet it's true
All it needs now is to have his company be bought by Elon Musk and some how make it worse than it already is.
Dammit this is perfectly written. When Robot Chicken gets it right, they get it right.
Ikr when they get it wrong it is pure cringe but when done right it is outright genius
The ironic thing is that Woodys lack of a gun is supposed to represent that you don't need violence to solve disputes.
What I guessed is that the holster also means that you can be an authority figure and do that same thing you mentioned.
Was that Pixar’s real intentions?
@@maddalonefarms
He originally had a gun but they took that out.
They wanted to show a Cowboy who can solve problems without violence.
Y’all wrong! Seriously guys are you that narrow minded! It’s obviously for a banana!
I didnt notice that he is missing a revolver :o
"Whats that holster for?"
Its an empty holster specifically to represent that even as a Sheriff you can solve problems sometimes without violence
You're goddamn right
Well I give major respect to that answer.
Andy Griffith show reference?
Shut up
@@tommyvercetti7326 on what charges?
Dont be such a child
Pinko is actually an amazing character here. I don't think I've ever seen a character become hated by the rest of the cast so quickly that wasn't actively trying to be a villain. It's really impressive 👏
Lol
ok brony
@@harryballshd you're point? 🤨
The possible point is that is a big headed toy that believes that he open concept is good when in reality is just an overpriced piece of junk...
And that as a brony you will die alone@@GAMMAGOMA
"Gendered toys are restrictive"
Flashback to when I was a kid where I used my sisters baby doll as a spaceship for my lego figures because I was too lazy to build one.
Lmao that’s epic
You can reimagine toys anyway you like.
That's the beauty of imagination.
That’s somewhat relatable, but instead of baby dolls I used aquatic creatures as spaceships
Just imagine if NASA releases a new rocketship, and it's just a huge doll
@@Spongyboi897 Space Balls 2 OMG! IT'S Mecha Barbie!
is pinko supposed to be a toy that's based off of people who takes everything seriously and turns it into a social issue?
yes
I thought so, just wanted to make sure.
Pinko reminds me of furries all a sudden
It's basically tumblr's attempt at making children's toys
pinko is tumlbr yes
Isn’t Pinko itself a bad toy because it teaches Andy to force his will onto others to make them conform to his views.
Yep and now he's trash.
@@animefan2454 you mean "it"
you....I like you 🤣👍
Well, this explains current society.
Wow that's deepp
"Andy decides who I am, not the manufacturer."
Didn't Andy use Slinky dog as a forcefield and Hamm the piggy bank as a bank vault? He also had no problem with Woody the cowboy keeping Rex as a pet dinosaur. Pretty sure his creative thinking is just fine with the toys he has.
exactly, what pinko is saying is incorrect and we are supposed to see it that way
Pinko: “I am the ultimate open ended play thing!”
LEGO: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
"Didn't you strap a bear to the grill of a truck?"
Wait, if Toy Story 3 happened, why is Andy a kid?
cuz fuck continuity
ConfederateEqualist
It's a different Andy?
that's easy this too place before Toy Story 3 happen
Pinko can tell the future!
Pinko is the literal definition of twitter at this point-
Exactly what i was thinking
i don't go on twitter but i know that happens on twitter doesn't say on twitter
I mean, I use Twitter just to look at fanart. But I do understand where you’re coming from because some of the fanartists I followed liked canceling people over minuscule things (if I saw them canceling someone I usually just unfollowed).
Well, pinko is literally a slang term for a commie supporter LMFAO 🤣
@@izzieb.2926 *W h e e z e*
2017: Tumblr the Toy
2024: Twitter the Toy
Too true. How the mighty have fallen.
An empty holster is a sign of pacifism, space policing is dangerous work, T-rexes are scavangers, mr.potato's trunk was in ingenious storage design for his interchangable parts
Well this predicted Toy Story 4
Exactly
@@LeonardoMastrogiovanni I need a bandage I think a cut myself on your edge.
@@LeonardoMastrogiovanni u cant take a joke
@@jaxonh.6330 who said that was a joke, that could be a monkey who mashed his keyboard and that text randomly looked like a joke
Lavit edgy much?
I find Pinko's criticism of potatohead hypocritical as potatohead is in essence just a better version of what Pinko claims to be.
Been around way longer too I believe. Potato head is as iconic as the green army men Andy has and they too have more verstial uses than some block of wood with imagination factor of construction brick. Hell the brick is more fun.
Lego's a way fucking better version, but I guess at the cost of 10 billion dollars a troy ounce, Lego should be a good toy.
@@manictiger was referring to a brick that you build houses with. Not legos.
I was responding to Hanro50. I didn't even see your post until now. Yeah, lumber and tall grass was fun to play with as a kid. We used to play in a "headquarters" by tying the grass together, making a series of tunnels and the wood planks were used for our space ship.
When you put it like that you’re right
Pinko sounds like Half of the Population of Today
It's true and it's depressing...
Yes, they're all planks
@@d.d.7720 Planks? How dare you! Maybe they're boards. Maybe they're strips of balsa wood molded together. They should decide and not be forced into your narrow, bigoted worldview 😆
we are not bigoted people
@@marakarthegreat Oh really? Who's your favorite singer? Probably not Billie Eilish. And I bet Hamilton isn't your favorite musical 😆
One of the few Robot Chicken sketches that has a very satisfying ending.
Pinko; “I am the ultimate open-ended plaything!”
Modelling clay; “Hold my beer.”
Underrated comment
@@micahjones309 Agreed
Playdo: “Let me introduce myself.”
Me: (made of legos) Am I a joke to you?
What am I to hold your beer with? Who said that I have hands or even capable of grasping?
Pinko: “I’m high art”
Me: “no, you’re trash”
Forky: “I’m trash”
Me: “no, you’re high art!”
True.forky belongs in a art museum next to the Mona Lisa.
@@josephmartin3194 I'm afraid in several hundred years this might be true
@@josephmartin3194 Forky is already way better than the Mona Lisa.
jeo ortiz funny, I got zero notifications all this time, thanks guys!
Why does this comment have 666 likes.
Hasbro made "gender neutral potato head". Adult Swim predicted a future with this.
“Liberals are so offended by everything” and then you proceed to scream and cry at a literal toy.
@@gplgs4640
Can you specify who are you offending? Because:
Firstly i'm neither liberal nor democrat. Secondly i'm not "screaming and crying" but sitting back, eating popcorn Michael Jackson style and laughing at riddiculous stupidities that both sides come up with.
Thirdly you kind of prove that “Liberals are so offended by everything” by being offended by a comment that just draws simmiliarity of the IRL situation to silly skit.
Lastly i find Simpsons "Trump gets elected and ruins everything" prediction far more funny and somehow i don't find democrats overworked over that as much as liberals can be with prime example: You.
@@jedrzejkoszewski4342 wow, offended enough to write a novel, eh?
@milky.bunnii
I just love people like you judging other person by lenght of their reply and not by it's content. That gives way more laughs. If you take your time to read that novel maybe you will find out that replies like yours are just funny to me and if writing a novel gives me more of funny replies like yours then i will write the entire anthology.
@UCoqbW_czEe_SMG_ug5MuI6g grow up moron
When you realize robot chicken used real toys and Disney didn't
The reason is that Pixar, not a movie company and they've had a computer animation. But Disney it did.
@@RazoRaptor93 translation:
Pixar doesn't use real toys because they are a computer animation company and the reason why robot chicken uses real toys is because it's a stop motion show
P. S. If you really want toy story with real toys there is a version of the movie entirely in live action on youtube
NO!
Actually, disney used real toys in Toys Story 4
Except for Mr Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head, Etch a Sketch, Speak and Spell, Barbie, Ken, Cymbal Monkey, Barrell of Monkeys, Battleships, SNES, Army Men, Rock em Sock em Robots, Playskool Rockin Robot, Little Tikes Fire Truck, Fisher Price Phone, Magic 8 Ball and Troll doll
“Why is Pinko referencing Toy Story 3 if Andy is still a kid?!”
Obviously, Pinko can see the future.
JustPhilNY bruh
@@Crazylegoman3791 bruh moment
bruh
Mother@#& you blew my mind!!!
Pinko can be a TIME MACHINE
i dont know who voiced woody in this episode but he did an absolutely amazing tom hanks impression
That would be Tom Hanks's brother, Jim Hanks. He voices Woody in pretty much everything that isn't a movie, from toys to video games
This has got to be the best Woody impression I've ever heard.
That’s because Woody was portrayed by Tom Hanks’ brother.
@@4everbratz Yep... it's Jim Hanks, who also voiced him in the merchandise.
the ending was the most satisfying thing i have ever witnessed.
Yep. The ending feels like 🏝😎⛱
Especially in 2020
Eh
"YEAH! TRASH!!!"
@@snowdropsnowcone hE
“Your cowboy concept restricts imaginative thinking”
Kids can think up many scenarios with a cowboy toy, you can’t do that with a string on a piece of wood
You also don't nerf to imagine him as a cowboy if you are real creative enough.
Space cowboys! A 31st century wild west on a frontier planet
@@thomasjones6216 And with pirates who play board games on that planet, too!
Burn! 🔥
@@metarunning3845 his hand can be a gun... he could be in a space suit working with buzz Plinko really underestimates the imagination of a child.
That was funny comparing the gang to the mafia for leaving Lotso to be strapped to a garbage truck.
The thing is that doesn’t happen until Andy goes to college and even then, the gang didn’t strap Lotso to a garbage truck
1:17 robot chicken predicted 2021 Mr. potatohead 😳
'I call it bold and brash'
'More like belongs in the trash!'
Sorry I must've missed that one.
I’d rather have squidward’s painting than pinko
Squidward's technical skill with art is actually amazing.
I laughed like a naughty school girl getting fucked by her future abusive husband behind a Wendy's dumpster at prom night.
@@a.j.1424 wtf 😂 now you made me do the same
the most kid friendly adult swim short I have ever seen
zachary moss it should be a short on mad from Cartoon Network,
potato head used the word prick....
And is that a bad word?
Stephen Flore yes. look it up
Comparing trash called MAD to Robot Chicken is like comparing Toyota Prius to Maserati.
0:44 It’s a brick on a string. To kids Andy’s age, it could only be trash...or a makeshift flail 💁🏾♂️
“If ‘cognitive freedom’ was the aim, his aunt should’ve gotten Play-Doh instead 😒”
Virgin Pinko vs Chad Forky
I didn't know that tumblr had a toy...
+Pedo Santa is coming to the booty!
First comment I saw. Laughed instantly.
MrNahual2099 I MAY DO IT LATER! BUT STILL OPRESSING, RACISM, HATE, WHITE PEOPLE!
+MrNahual2099 i sexual identify as a chainsaw and i find your comment offensive
Wow, tumblr jokes. That dead horse has DEFINITELY not been beaten out of existence or anything...
pik man while feminists exists, tumblr jokes also will exist!
Plot twist in Toy Story 4, Pinko comes back as the villain.
Considering what the plot of 4 seems to be with the spork toy, that doesn't seem far off.
I'd watch that
Yup
Sorry but he doesn’t
@@king_k1015 r/wooosh
What a beautiful ending.
That is the most satisfying ending I've ever seen to a Robot Chicken sketch.
Ruben Quiros likewise. Hahaha
Definitely
Ruben Quiros
Just cause they rip on a show doesn't mean they hate it
The Nintendude 64
I know,
but it doesn't matter what ending these skits have as long as they have some kick ass creativity to fit in nicely with it.
Especially when it matches the show there ripping on
The Sesame Street one is better
Fun fact: Tom Hanks’ brother voices Woody here which is why he sounds so close to his canon voice. He also voiced Woody in games such as Toy Story 3 and Kingdom Hearts 3.
And the actual toy
And he voiced Woody in all those Toy Story Treats
That's amazing
Wait this was really him? I know the Robot Chicken team has gotten official actors to parody themselves or their characters for sketches, but I'm surprised Disney would let their official Woody voice be used for something so adult.
And also in the opening of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command the adventure begins
Pinko more like KARENS
Pinko must be HASBRO'S newest toy.
That's offensive it's Hasgirl now :P
@@brandonphan5143
I might be wrong but I’m pretty sure ‘Hassis’ was the name of a planet in Clone Wars.
“I am pinko, you decide who I am!”
“Ok, your trash!!!”
plinko owns his own trash now?
It's like we saw the same video, weird
You're
@𒁲🅹🅰🆈🅵🅰𒁲 ✓ • 5 years ago how did you post 5 years ago?!?1!?
I think the bigger question is how he managed to post 5 years ago and 5 hours ago
"Whats that holster for? Probably not organic fruit snacks"
No, it's for matches
*WHO SAYS THESE ARE HANDS*
Who says that’s a holster ?
Banana?
Its for matches
I love that even though Pinko was a prick, Woody was still worried about him at the end, and wasn't sure he should be happy about what happened,
until Buzz showed that he was supportive and wasn't going to judge him for it.
Mr. Potato Head: I already hate this prick.
Me: Someone finally said it!
Pinko: "Who says that's a hand?"
Also pinko: *Uses the string for bodily communication as if it were an arm and hand*
Pinko also used the string to wave in the beginning
Buzz also could have said something to the extent that "I just assumed it was, due to where it was placed on your body."
@@Adamguy2003 Pinko:”who says that is a body? It might be the side of a house or the hull of a ship. Andy will decide what I am.”
@@sls8524 lol maybe. this is also a good reason why using you're imagination is not always a good thing.
Being offended and putting others off, abruptly correcting them, is Pinko's thing.
"Gwyneth Paltrow's website."
A small joke everyone missed but hilarious anyway.
Well, at least Pinko's not a jewel encrusted sex toy which is what she actually sells.
@@dragonknightleader1 Who says Pinko is not a jewel encrusted sex toy?
@@dragonknightleader1 😆
I got the joke because of the jontron vid on Goop
Max Xam that will be a painful sex toy
This whole skit hits differently now...
The Brick from the commercial in Phineas and Ferb would be more fun than whatever Pinko is
They invented a toy that fits Pinko’s purpose, it’s called LEGOs
Play-doh
I'm made of legos, and I have as much pose-ability as an action figure, TAKE THAT PINKO!
Nah legos have gender
@@spudbuttowski most don't
This is technically false. Most name brand sets, by that i mean ALMOST EVERY LEGO SET OUT THERE, have genders clearly printed on them either by their facial features or torsos.
"I am Pinko. You decide what I am"
Those 2 sentences contradict each other.
because he already has a name?
draph91 yes
Fuzzy Paws He says who he is. You decide what he is.
No they don’t, because Pinko is literally nothing. Just because something has a name or a title doesn’t mean it’s like...a real thing.
Pinko= who
You decide what
6 years ago, this was WAYY ahead of its time.
Pinko went from getting offended to just straight up roasting everyone with facts.
From early 2016.....7 and half years ago. And yet we have people who think like Pinko more today than before.
The dumbest part is that Pinko probably costs $50.
ecojosh1 Wow. All that for a piece of wood?
what the fuck i could make one that’s better and bigger for far less than that
ecojosh1 i could make a toy tank out of wood for less
50 bucks for a scrap of 2x4? I'm in the wrong business
i chould go outside and pick a peice of wood off the ground
or stay inside and play fallout new vegas
Huh, it's almost like kids WANT toys like fighter jets and cowboys BECAUSE they really like a lot of their restrictions.
But no, having a metal train set with noises is _restrictive to creativity._ Let's just play with Plank's deformed cousin.
If we really need a toy made specifically to stimulate a kid's creativity, building blocks is the answer. kids are pretty creative with their restrictions, they come up with crazy stories that mix cowboys and pirates and space creatures all together on their own, and while it might not make perfect sense how it all happens, somehow it all comes together.
+Elvick that reminds me of Super Mario Logan. He gives his toys their own personalities despite them not being accurate to the source material, and it actually works well.
Shit, I had a bunch of batman, superman and spiderman action figures, but I can hardly remember one time I played them as their respectable character. Heck, I used to have a huge battles between the plastic toys kingdom and the soft toys I've had from when I was a baby. Damn, kinda makes me want to do it again.
Super Awesome Space Paladin you and me both, hell I watched a documentary on ww2 with my dad when I was like six and afterwards made this massive toy war with like three different theaters of conflict for each level of the house. it lasted for weeks
+subata45
I can't speak for girls, but I know that boys can figure out how to weaponize anything.
Firetruck = scud missile launcher
Lego 'megaphone' = plasma disintegrator
Sister's doll house chair (flipped over) = quad-barrel flak cannon
Aren't we such a great species?
Pinko could literally be replaced by a piece of paper.
Or even better
Play-Doh
The idea of Pinko seems interesting at first…
But like, LEGOs and Play-Doh are already a thing… XD
1:13 "Aka, Nature's perfect killer" That fuck is slower than pheristoric turtle.
Not to mention they are also confirmed to be opportunistic scavengers.
There is no confirmation for any of these things.
T-rex ran at least 25 miles per hour.
_That's not slow at all._
Sure, it's not as fast as a human (28 mph) but it still isn't slow either.
it legit nature perfect killing machine, while it may not be the biggest, is one of heaviest and bulkiest theropod
also it a very fast dinosaur at a young at age
Tumblr the toy
I'd buy it.
tru
***** I know. I would just throw it away after a hour or hearing it talk about .... Every XD
oh good one haaaa
+OmegaValwin
Was about to post that
The T. rex is 100% NOT nature’s perfect killer at all
0:00 Gwyneth Paltrow’s website. 😂🤣😂
Continuity Mistake: Pinko mentions Lotso being stuck to the grill of a garbage truck, but that was when Andy was a teenager and he is a kid in this one.
lol that wasn’t even Woody and the Gang, that was a garbage collector
Wait a minute....
AND HOW WOULD PINKO KNOW ABOUT LOTSO!!!
100 Lives Sasha Rosa IM WATCHING TOY STORY 3 AND I JUST REALIZED THAT LMAO
@@rainbowelbow7444 ikr, I was so confused and didn't get it at first because of that.
You wouldn't BELIEVE the tumblr post Plinko made afterwards.
lol
Doesn't surprise me.
Galactic-Paladin wow
I can’t get over how accurate Woody’s voice is he sounds exactly like Tom Hanks at some parts
It’s his brother named Jim Hanks and they sound the same when they voice woody
Pinko forgot that bear did terrible things to others. He practically ran a prison for toys in a preschool, did a bunch of other bad things too, but worst of all, he tried sending Andy and his friends to the incinerator.
I'm probably missing some info, but bear guy wasn't the best.
His Name Was Woody, Andy Was The Kid. I Agree, He Was Essentially A Cuddly Version Of Hitler That Smelled Of Strawberries
I think kids will have more trouble being imaginative with Pinko than an 'actual' toy.
Buzz Lightyear was my favorite firetruck when i was little
I used to imagine toys doing all sorts of things they weren't supposed to do. The firetruck was a Scud launcher, because when I was a toddler, I saw it on T.V. and thought it'd be cool to add to my wargames. Anyway, point is, you can't make stupid kids imaginative and you can't make war-like kids peaceful. I would have probably taped a couple pencils to Pinko, turning it into a dual auto-cannon turret.
How's that for "violent", Pinko? You turn people into intestines and limbs! You create WIDOWS and BASTARDS! Yet, if you don't, evil prevails and the lands fall into darkness. The world cares not for your theories and ideals. The world puts you in a position and you make a decision. In this case, it's very simple. You've got HE and AP rounds. That's your choice, Pinko.
@Pecu Alex It's not just a block. It's a block with dual ammo hoppers, a radar-guidance system and a computer that sets fuses as fast as the system can fire rounds. Pinko's a vital part of the base, where we torture terrorists to get intel on the locations of their hideouts. Murica, fuck yeah!
@@manictiger i used to do that too. I would take a hairbrush and pretend it was a hammer and i would pretend books were bricks and i would build a wall. And in the bathtub i would throw the bubbles from my bubble bath on the shower door to pretend it was mud or something and then i would play window washer. My grandma used to have to tell me i was supposed to wash myself NOT THE SHOWER DOOR!
I used an hard boiled egg yoke as a yoshi and a my Mario figure came from a magazine......no I didn’t order him, I cut him out of one. I had a paper Mario before I even knew paper Mario was a thing.
Pinko- political correctness gone mad
+Pwnedgamer94 Assuming it was sane.
aka tumblr
+Pwnedgamer94 the scary thing is, this could almost be a real thing.
That thing is so fucking stupid
+Pwnedgamer94
He racially discriminated against the T-Rex...
As soon as I heard "Gwyneth Paltrow," I knew this was going to be a fun skit.
Pinko is not trash, he’s firewood 🪵 lol😂
Tumblr finally made a toy.
Nope, just another gender
"Ok, I decide youre trash" drops the mic
Dark Angel Dreadnought Hahahahaha
"Can someone give me a hand?!"
Who says he was a mic???
Dark Angel Dreadnought Andy has the right idea
4 the emperor
Actually woody and his friends didn’t strap latso on the grill, it was the trash guy who found him
Pinko is basically this generation
I cant believe tom hanks did the voice of woody in adult swim
Jesus1200 Awesome I’m pretty sure that’s his brother
lmao nah tom hanks actual brother does the voice
Nope that's his brother
If anything happened to Tom at least his brother can take over as Woody you can hardly tell the difference it's that convincing.
@@SLVR_VRTX he's Kirkland brand Tom Hanks.
This is the most subtle Robot Chicken skit i've seen.
MyPersonalHell68 :O that’s some seriously well written dialogue
Yeah I know right? Surpringly the writing is good
Is that a joke?
@Khan Afridi Exactly!
I love the one where Andy uses buzz as a bong. 🤣
It’s clever that Jim Hanks is actually voicing Woody in this short
Pinko: Andy decide what I am
Andy: You’re trash!
Pinko: Wait, what?
Andy really walked in his room just to throw out Pinko and walk back out.
He just thought that his aunt gave him a surprise, and really upset :(
Good.
I was going to the comments just to see how long it would take until someone pointed this out
Pinko turned him off of going to play with his toys
Maybe Andy heard all of the commotion from behind the door.
Which was the result of him throwing out Pinko. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fun fact: "Pinko" is an old slang word for people whom were sympathetic to (but not actually a part of) the communist party
A lighter version of a "Red"
Coincidence?
Naaaahhhhh!
You're completely wrong.
It's a racist term used to describe Russians, as carictures of them during the Cold depicted them as being pink skinned (because they don't get any sun in Russia I guess).
+James Witteveen pinko is also used to insult communists.
And now its a slur against the left.
What Toy Story 4 should have been..
1:27 Who are you, THE MAFIA?!
"Who are you? The mafia?"
Toy story in a nutshell
Jack The Lucario
1st toy story movie: Woody and a bunch of other toys scarred a child for life.
2nd Toy Story Movie: made a man lose a lot of money
3rd toy story movie: got a bear taped to the back of a garbage truck
Jack The Lr&ucario g6
SKP&E 216 wow I never thought about it that way.
SKP&E 216 To be fair in toy story 3 the bear treated them badly and almost had them killed.
When art becomes reality. This is essentially Toy Story 4's spork.
At least spork knows what he is
suicidal spork
This is way more interesting.
But... Toy Story 4 isn't reality
Pinko sounds like someone choosing their being
1:45 who says these are hands 🙌
Pinko IS Twitter.
If I had pinko as a toy when I was 8 to 10 years old, I would have used that as camping fire wood within the first week
Stilton Stiltski or as a doorknob.
Or to blast it with a 22
Anyone giving that as a present to a child should be thanked and offered cups of tea at every opportunity and each cup should get a comprehensive spit wash before pouring.
I would haved used it as a building block.
Wait describing what we would have used it as contradict the sketch and confrim the toys purpose?
woody's holster means gunless justice, which means he gives justice without using violence
i rest my case.
Gierom guy_does_nothing_productive Pinko was dead wrong about these toys! What the hell does that rectangle looking piece of shit know about these toys?! He knows nothing about them!! He doesn't even know what childhood is do to those toys!!
Gierom guy_does_nothing_productive so he's pretty much a Quaker
Search it up and you'll know what I mean
so whats he gonna do if someone points a gun at him?
Pinko looks like a brick. Bricks can build homes to protect people, walls to separate people, or conflict when tossed at someone.
You don't need a gun to commit violence
"What is that holster used for? Probably not organic fruit snacks?" LMFAO
1:12 always cracks me up rex just wiggles his arms 😅