Everything Wrong With Guardians Of The Galaxy

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2019
  • This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 12/23/14
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    You loved it, everyone loved it, it's one of the highest-grossing films of 2014... but, like all films, Guardians of the Galaxy still has some sins. Sit back, put in your favorite 70's tune, and groove to the sins of an admittedly-rather-groovy film.
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  • @landonn.9994
    @landonn.9994 4 роки тому +1659

    I absolutely love when the character says something like "NOOOOOOOO" and he just says "No"

    • @ZbJeeBies
      @ZbJeeBies 4 роки тому +83

      character: *"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"*
      jeremy: _"...no."_
      still cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂

    • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
      @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 4 роки тому +30

      My favorite instance of this is in Phantom Menace

    • @legendaryhusky1772
      @legendaryhusky1772 4 роки тому +12

      No

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 роки тому +25

      I've always found that hilarious. It's one of my favorite running gags. Like the thing with the apples.

    • @raafighaffar5516
      @raafighaffar5516 2 роки тому +9

      @@premiumheadpats4150 that and the roll credits sequence is pretty good too

  • @definetelykosakukawajiri8465
    @definetelykosakukawajiri8465 4 роки тому +1945

    Logo: Exists
    CinemaSins: *I see this as an absolute sin*

  • @ocean_guardian0148
    @ocean_guardian0148 4 роки тому +494

    "Rocket, like Marvel, commands us to look at a Stan Lee cameo." Lol I love that sin.

  • @BriannaKrystal
    @BriannaKrystal 4 роки тому +623

    "Why not just get the orb yourself?"
    Thanos loves sitting.

    • @donnamoncrief9563
      @donnamoncrief9563 4 роки тому +40

      Thanos: Bring Me The Stones
      Nebula: What Will You Do?
      Thanos: ......Wait

    • @christopherheckman5392
      @christopherheckman5392 4 роки тому +2

      Wrong franchise. What you want is HISHE: ua-cam.com/video/d0K436vUM4w/v-deo.html

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 4 роки тому +4

      And jacking off too

    • @GuiAntonioli
      @GuiAntonioli 4 роки тому +10

      If Thanos was in Brooklyn 99 he would be serious competition for Scully and Hitchcock.

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 2 роки тому +3

      He sends people to get the stones because at this point , Odin , Ego and The Ancient One , beings who are powerful than him , are alive

  • @jakkrieser991
    @jakkrieser991 4 роки тому +2959

    GOTG Intro: Quill looks cool
    Endgame: Quill looks like an idiot

    • @MrGenexxx
      @MrGenexxx 4 роки тому +50

      Yeah Endgame ruined MCU. Lebron is barely top15 btw

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo 4 роки тому +115

      I do think it was pretty funny the way they did that

    • @jakkrieser991
      @jakkrieser991 4 роки тому +8

      @@MrGenexxx jealous...

    • @ri3121
      @ri3121 4 роки тому +5

      @Bobby Rascal r/ wooooosh

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 4 роки тому +53

      Quil is the live action version of Futurama's fry. Put fry in any other cartoon and he'd easily take a backseat to every other character, yet he's adorable and amazing in his own show.

  • @captainjacksparrow1518
    @captainjacksparrow1518 4 роки тому +1894

    After Endgame.. I can't watch beginning 'dance bit' the same way.. I always try and look in the background to see if I can spot Nebula or Rhodey.
    But *That's not how Time-Travel works.*

    • @demonking3855
      @demonking3855 4 роки тому +18

      Captain Jack Sparrow OH MY GOD SAME I’ve been searching for an hour

    • @sergiosarmiento4371
      @sergiosarmiento4371 4 роки тому +66

      @@demonking3855 you've been searching for an hour despite knowing they're not supposed to be there because the scene in endgame was in a different timeline

    • @takuansoho5836
      @takuansoho5836 4 роки тому +82

      "So... he's an idiot."

    • @crozdwirez
      @crozdwirez 4 роки тому

      Chill the fuck out dude

    • @staticvoidmain
      @staticvoidmain 4 роки тому +17

      why would you? endgame time heist is not in the main timeline. multiverse, remember? it's not like back to the future.

  • @hungrie1285
    @hungrie1285 4 роки тому +219

    12:25 Gamora gave everyone an orb earlier. That’s how he managed to trick Yondu.

    • @bobwilson00
      @bobwilson00 4 роки тому +15

      exactly, Gamora used her orb to capture the stone, and then Quill gave his own to Yondu, which is why you see him pull it out of the pocket on his back

    • @dheerajreddy45
      @dheerajreddy45 3 роки тому +17

      So cinemasin's sin spotted😁

  • @ruxandraursan674
    @ruxandraursan674 4 роки тому +915

    Well, that Spider-Man joke didn’t age too well 😬😬

    • @ericbroadie3314
      @ericbroadie3314 4 роки тому +10

      On God

    • @caro12347
      @caro12347 4 роки тому +14

      i was looking in the comments to see if someone wrote about this. haha

    • @pedropony8060
      @pedropony8060 4 роки тому +23

      It ages now

    • @ruxandraursan674
      @ruxandraursan674 4 роки тому +8

      Pedro Pony yes and I couldn’t be happier about it

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 4 роки тому +12

      So excited to see that MCU-Iron boy junior being a lapdog of Avengers again, the guy is not even a solo hero in his own movies, it's like he needs Avengers to validate him.

  • @themexis
    @themexis 4 роки тому +987

    "why would i put my finger on his throat?" is comedic gold.
    ...and it's cuz Drax takes everything literally, not because space doesn't use the gesture.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 роки тому +4

      But that other guy doesn't know the gesture either

    • @nikolamarijanovic6261
      @nikolamarijanovic6261 4 роки тому +87

      @@thehiddenninja3428 the other guy said that cause he was scared of drax.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 роки тому +18

      @@nikolamarijanovic6261 I took that scene as him agreeing that it's a thing because he was scared of Quill, but showed he doesn't know it when Quill looked away

    • @David-bc4rh
      @David-bc4rh 4 роки тому +2

      space-gesture

    • @snorg7139
      @snorg7139 4 роки тому +12

      In the words of cinemasins, they’re assholes, not critics

  • @junglebook1837
    @junglebook1837 4 роки тому +528

    The best entry scene ever. Starlord dancing on a forlorn planet.

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 4 роки тому +6

      The one from the next movie is even better

    • @leond0118
      @leond0118 4 роки тому +5

      So he's an idiot?

    • @Supadawg1000
      @Supadawg1000 4 роки тому +7

      Solid use of the word forlorn. The English major in me is happy.

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 4 роки тому +5

      @@Supadawg1000 how long has your husband been a British officer?
      .
      😂

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 4 роки тому

      @@dark_ops1651 Inhabited

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 4 роки тому +324

    Logo before a movie: Exists
    Cinema sins: *_a n g e r_*

  • @emilialavil2618
    @emilialavil2618 4 роки тому +219

    "I bet that wheat-field-genocide won't be used."
    ***Cue laugh track 3***

  • @d.ritzer
    @d.ritzer 4 роки тому +1328

    *Remember* when those videos were *3 minutes* long?
    *_Pepperidge Farm Remembers_*

    • @PalataoBola0
      @PalataoBola0 4 роки тому +1

      I remake aripockily's original video:
      ua-cam.com/video/l1dSYX2oGZY/v-deo.html

    • @alphasierra.
      @alphasierra. 4 роки тому +21

      Are you complaining? Coz I ain't complaining.

    • @slothblaze3170
      @slothblaze3170 4 роки тому

      Honestly,does pepperidge farm *really* mad about this?

    • @WAHI1547
      @WAHI1547 4 роки тому +11

      Remember when that meme was funny. Pepperidge Farm doesn’t.

    • @wwildenburg
      @wwildenburg 4 роки тому

      This video is from 2014..
      You can stop complaining after 5 years and accept it. Or find new content

  • @satyamagapu4250
    @satyamagapu4250 4 роки тому +641

    Me: *excited to watch new cinemasins' video* :)
    Me: *realizes its a re-upload* :(

    • @nekishabrown-jolie7992
      @nekishabrown-jolie7992 4 роки тому +8

      Same.

    • @kushleytrieseverything
      @kushleytrieseverything 4 роки тому +9

      i thought it'd be avengers endgame

    • @satyamagapu4250
      @satyamagapu4250 4 роки тому +9

      Kushley Kay I actually wasn’t expecting Endgame until late August because the DVD version hasn’t been released yet

    • @user-bx6rc6vf3q
      @user-bx6rc6vf3q 4 роки тому +7

      It's always reupload on the saturdays.

    • @kushleytrieseverything
      @kushleytrieseverything 4 роки тому +4

      @@satyamagapu4250 i didn't know that.. i saw the Birdm3n channel posted endgame sins and thought dvd was out

  • @lumi4178
    @lumi4178 4 роки тому +273

    Groot: Kills a dozen or so people
    Me: Dang, Groot. You are a bada**
    Groot: (Looks back and smiles
    Me: Aww, Groot. You are so cute!

  • @JobiWan144
    @JobiWan144 4 роки тому +41

    I feel like most of the major plot-hole sins were actually explained after the release of the movie, mostly in GOTG 2. A lot of unbelievable stuff that Peter does is explained by having a Celestial dad. Yandu showed up when Peter's mom died because he couldn't show up before she did. I don't know where I heard this, but the place the Power Stone is stored is usually flooded, only becoming accessible once every 500 years or so. So yeah, it figures that anyone after it would arrive at approximately the same time.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 роки тому +1221

    Everything Wrong With Shark Tale (2004)

    • @PalataoBola0
      @PalataoBola0 4 роки тому +6

      I remake aripockily's original video:
      ua-cam.com/video/l1dSYX2oGZY/v-deo.html

    • @samdoeszenx2177
      @samdoeszenx2177 4 роки тому +6

      Deshawn Edwards yeah but there’s nothing wrong with it

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 4 роки тому +11

      Ten sins for it existing.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 роки тому +8

      It would just be painfully average

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 роки тому +5

      Is there another Shark Tale movie that exists for you to need to specify the year?

  • @ronnyburks2310
    @ronnyburks2310 4 роки тому +383

    2014: *Jeremy has a hunch that the "wheat field genocide" ability wont be used*
    4 years later:
    *Infinity War*
    *Sin-ding *

    • @999SickBoy666
      @999SickBoy666 4 роки тому +8

      Eh, no. The "wheat field genocide"-thing, for how it's showed here, was supposed to be instant kill. There are several instances, between Infinity War and The Most Boring Movie Ever Made (Endgame) where Thanos could've - and should've, really - used it to wipe out his enemies.
      Yup, this "movies" are crap.

    • @qwertylope5496
      @qwertylope5496 4 роки тому +1

      * reeeeeally wanted today that

    • @bryanmorales3112
      @bryanmorales3112 4 роки тому +20

      @@999SickBoy666 The People that originally held the infinity stones were so big that they could actually harness that "wheat"-genocide power. As powerful as Thanos was, he could barely manage wielding all 6 stones.

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 4 роки тому +25

      @@999SickBoy666 endgame is the best mcu movie ever and it sure isn't boring

    • @huonglevan2276
      @huonglevan2276 4 роки тому +19

      Infinity war is better, but endgame is up there

  • @jjb2385
    @jjb2385 4 роки тому +166

    6:12 Fun Fact: This guy played Darth Vader in Rogue One.

  • @KawaiiYuki193
    @KawaiiYuki193 Рік тому +4

    I replayed that part at 0:24. Yk why?
    1: the protagonist as a kid says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" and the guy itself said "no."
    2: i laughed at the part because it was funny
    3: i decided to replay it over and over again for fun.
    And yup thats it

  • @kalei49
    @kalei49 4 роки тому +458

    “i bet that wheat-field-genocide won’t be used”
    well, honey.

    • @tasticspastic150
      @tasticspastic150 4 роки тому +40

      You are like the only person I’ve seen actually mention this and I appreciate you

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 4 роки тому +28

      This movie was setting up a Death/grim reaper metaphor. So was it used literally? No.
      Was it used in the mowing down of lives as if they were wheat? I'd say about it was about half done.

    • @justhavingalook7857
      @justhavingalook7857 4 роки тому +16

      Well yes, but actually no

    • @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
      @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011 4 роки тому +29

      awwwww snap

    • @SkeithLangley
      @SkeithLangley 4 роки тому +2

      Had to see if someone had already mentioned this lmao.

  • @CanDellJack
    @CanDellJack 4 роки тому +701

    Since you asked, here's how space is a lot less instantly fatal that movies often portray it as.
    tl;dr - You can survive about 4 minutes and hours if you have an oxygen supply.
    Alright, so let's say a human body finds itself in the vacuum of space, not unlike poor ol' Starlord here. What happens to it?
    The first thing you need to know is how non-solid matter behaves in a vacuum; it rushes to fill the area until it it evenly spread, helped along by the fact there is no major sources for gravity to tether it together. For the human body, which is just over 60% water, this is generally a very worrying experience. Thankfully, we have an epidermis, our skin, which works in keeping it all contained, as well as muscles and bones to keep us structurally sound. The majority of the water we are made up of is located in three major sections, the heart, the lungs, and blood within.
    Let's start with the heart. The actual heart is a muscle, a solid material. Despite all the blood within it, it is able to keep its shape and continue functioning during this time of stress on the human body. The blood would be the major culprit, however it is transported in veins, arteries, and capillaries, all of which are solid enough to withstand multiple atmospheres of pressure, or the lack thereof, as evidenced by the ability to swim more than 10 meters deep without spontaneously failing. You would have flushed skin from dilatations, and may have some slight tenderness from mild bruising, but only from the smallest and weakest capillaries being unable to take the pressure, likely due more to lifestyle than the negative atmosphere. A healthy human would not suffer these adverse effects.
    The lungs would be the major failing point. They're filled with smaller blood vessels, but injuries from a vacuum to these would not be major. After all, the blood is almost in contact with the space inside the lungs, so their rupture would reduce its ability to circulate, but the exchange of gasses would be able to be resumed. The gasses, however, would be the much larger issue. With a vacuum in the environment, the gasses in your lungs would expand to fill the void, and would cause a major build up in pressure if they had no way to escape. If you did not exhale, the gasses previously held in your lungs would expand and rupture the lungs!
    Now, that's not to say they would pop like a balloon. The weakest section of one of your lungs' tissue would tear, and those gasses would be released into your chest cavity, a much sturdier environment that could withstand the pressure. Being connected, your other lung would pass gasses through the esophagus to its twin, saving one of your lungs. The shock to your system would cause you to gasp involuntarily, inadvertently removing the gasses from your body when in a vacuum.
    If you're going into space, scream first! A torn lung is not fatal, but it is a serious condition!
    The only other liquid system in your body that would be effected are the eyes. The inside of your eyes is semi-liquid, and the outer shell is malleable. Your eyes wouldn't pop, but they would deform, and your sight would be blurry until your received a prolonged rest, allowing them to recover.
    While not necessarily liquid, your waste system's muscles and sphincters would be put to a test. Those with a weak bladder control or anus control would find the situation more uncomfortable than otherwise.
    So, if the vacuum won't kill you (aside from suffocation) then what about the temperature? Surely you'd freeze!
    Not so. There is no efficient way for a human body to lose heat from contact, as there are far, FAR too few many particles surrounding it. Provided you were visible to a star, you'd never freeze in outer space. In a solar shadow, you'd lose body heat at a rate so slow that it would take over 24 hours for a human body to reach 32°F.
    Oxygen? The brain can survive just over six minutes without oxygen before brain death occurs. Brain damage is less forgiving, and can occur under five minutes.
    Radiation, then? Radiation will kill you in the coming months, right? Perhaps. A single chest X-Ray gives about 0.0014Gy (Greys) of radiation. Every minute in space, and not in a solar shadow, you receive an amount of radiation equal to three chest X-Rays. A human will start to feel the effects at 0.35Gys, suffer more permanent damage as blood cells die at 1Gy, and 4Gys can be fatal. You'd need to be in the vacuum of space for approximately 83 minutes before you'd receive adverse effects from radiation similar to the flu.
    A human exposed to space would suffer from blurry eyes, a lower core temperature, tender skin, and may have to change their pants. For a superhero that is half super-dad he'd be walking in no time at all, with nothing more than a headache, fuzzy vision, and a newfound respect for oxygen.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +76

      I read all that. Thanks👍

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 4 роки тому +84

      CanDellJack why cant school teachers give us lessons like this via movie portrayal, It'd be so much more interesting and involving

    • @UnauthorizedContent1337
      @UnauthorizedContent1337 4 роки тому +86

      who else was so surprised when they hit the "Read more" button?

    • @d-blockthealchemist9855
      @d-blockthealchemist9855 4 роки тому +37

      Neeeeeeeeeeerd! (Just joking)Very informative!

    • @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
      @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011 4 роки тому +9

      ah but what about the issue of the water in your body boiling?

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 2 роки тому +25

    This movie jumpstarted the MCU into what it is today. What a phenomenal movie!!

  • @AlterBoi01
    @AlterBoi01 4 роки тому +127

    Quill: “Yea that’s how eyesight works you stupid raccoon!”
    Rocket: “DONT CALL ME A RACCOON!!”
    Quill: “I’m sorry...I took it to far....I meant trash-panda”
    Rocket: “is that better?”
    Drax: “I don’t know”
    Quill: “it’s worse.....it’s so much worse”
    Sorry this is in my head and also sorry for any spelling mistakes for the names 😂
    Edit fixed Quil to Quill
    Also wrong vol but what ever

  • @johnw.lennon1366
    @johnw.lennon1366 4 роки тому +273

    Me: Time to get a good night sleep
    Phone: *Cinemasins has uploaded*
    Me: Nah, sleeping can wait

    • @lp6sports592
      @lp6sports592 4 роки тому +3

      Mohamed Libaan u realize it’s a reupload right

    • @johnw.lennon1366
      @johnw.lennon1366 4 роки тому

      LP6 Sports yeah I know it’s a reupload but I haven’t watched the original

    • @noellara6574
      @noellara6574 4 роки тому

      Its 12:52pm if i wanted to know

    • @igor4479
      @igor4479 4 роки тому

      Might as well sleep

    • @lydiamartin1424
      @lydiamartin1424 4 роки тому +1

      I don't need sleep, I need answers

  • @user-yb3bq5yk9n
    @user-yb3bq5yk9n 4 роки тому +72

    I was all like “these sins seem awfully familiar” then I read the description

    • @konayasai
      @konayasai 4 роки тому

      What's the point of the re-uploads?

    • @nicknack9828
      @nicknack9828 4 роки тому

      Bayán Haseem $$$£££€€€

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I knew it was a reupload from long ago after noticing it was actually funny with crude humor 😂
      Sucks he has to abide by the new safe space social media bullshit with his new uploads and keep them pc friendly :/ his older content was so much funnier with the crude humor

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 4 роки тому

      @@konayasai I thought it was something to do with copyright infringement on some of the music playing in the clips that he wasn't allowed to post online, except the reuploads aren't happening all at once.

  • @krab1791
    @krab1791 4 роки тому +25

    I laughed out loud with the “bar at the mining colony”.
    My son recognize the channel because even with movies I love I nit pick over the things that make not sense.
    I don’t agree with every sin but I love the videos.

  • @noah-dg5gp
    @noah-dg5gp 4 роки тому +31

    "where Is blue merle" i love that haha

  • @Nxt6
    @Nxt6 4 роки тому +34

    "Dr who is that" is my favorite sin by far
    NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDD!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +25

    There's no scene of him rewinding the tape with a pencil after his walkman rewinds it too loosely for the 4700th time
    **DING**

    • @BanaDoyabad
      @BanaDoyabad 4 роки тому +2

      Lmaooo!! Man that used to suck!

    • @warailawildrunner5300
      @warailawildrunner5300 4 роки тому +2

      @@BanaDoyabad Or the tape player decides NOW is the time to chew the tape and you have to rescue it, then respool it and hope that it still works afterwards.

    • @BanaDoyabad
      @BanaDoyabad 4 роки тому

      @@warailawildrunner5300 exactly! It's like u would hold ur breath after respooling hoping that the tape isn't ruined. Lol

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 9 місяців тому

      Seems I'm lucky with my old tapes.

  • @Jenacide
    @Jenacide 3 роки тому +10

    Honestly considering all the advanced alien technology, the fact he travels all over, the large range of life... I don't think it would be that hard for him to find some tinkerer somewhere who could upgrade his simplistic Walkman to last well beyond Earthling standards. Heck maybe he even did it himself.

  • @emz1412
    @emz1412 2 роки тому +13

    Thanos can't use the power stone in the same way that a Celestial can, at least not in the MCU. The fact that Thanos needs a special gauntlet just to control the powers of the stones properly should reflect that. Any other celestial can just use any of the stones to their full power with no issues. Its because the Celestials are basically gods, Thanos is just a mortal.

  • @Aero555
    @Aero555 4 роки тому +162

    Starting your day with cinema sins- truly a good day.

    • @PalataoBola0
      @PalataoBola0 4 роки тому +1

      I remake aripockily's original video:
      ua-cam.com/video/l1dSYX2oGZY/v-deo.html

    • @zxp3ct3r41
      @zxp3ct3r41 4 роки тому +2

      Watch The Birdman instead, don't waste your time

    • @BerserkerCade77
      @BerserkerCade77 4 роки тому +1

      You’ll follow “th3birdman” soon enough

  • @rpfcreates4476
    @rpfcreates4476 4 роки тому +263

    I remember when people questioned if they could even create an all comedy movie. Now guardians is considered a classic in the marvel universe.

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 роки тому +9

      it is a great movies, but I don't think its all comedy though. there is alot going on...comedy, action, drama, even some romance. Alot of great stuff, mixed together in a well written/filmed story.

  • @annushkanoor4328
    @annushkanoor4328 3 роки тому +5

    7:56 whew chile were you wrong

  • @midastouch4456
    @midastouch4456 3 роки тому +7

    I can only imagine rocket yelling”IM THE BOLD ACTION MAAAAAN!” At 11:19
    Rip Charles, you were amazing

  • @bearwaresmm4069
    @bearwaresmm4069 4 роки тому +137

    i dont think you gave howard the duck enough sins at the end, hes worth at least 50

    • @davidscott129
      @davidscott129 4 роки тому +13

      Howard The Duck is a much-misunderstood hero.

    • @010111010110
      @010111010110 4 роки тому +7

      i loved howard when i was a kid , i didnt even get the weirdness of a talking duck having sex with a human @D i was a fucked up kid

    • @blupunk01
      @blupunk01 4 роки тому +3

      Comic book Howard the Duck, created by Steve Gerber, was a hilariously subversive character that brutally parodied everything from popular culture to politics. Don't confuse Howard with that dumpster fire movie which his creator fought hard to keep from happening.

    • @qwertylope5496
      @qwertylope5496 4 роки тому +1

      weeb

  • @johnchristodoulou8536
    @johnchristodoulou8536 4 роки тому +188

    CinemaSins 2014: I bet they won't use that Wheat mowing Civilization Killing Power!
    CinemaSins 2018: I don't feel so good.

    • @thorn249
      @thorn249 4 роки тому +2

      @El Comic Continuar Thanos wasn't looking to travel to every individual planet and kill everyone, was he? The collector and Ronan clearly show the power stone just decimates planets and all the life on them. Thanos isn't looking to do that, ergo, he wouldn't even want to use the stone 'properly'.

  • @creedfan2003
    @creedfan2003 4 роки тому +20

    Fun Fact: Before Infinity War, Guardians of The Galaxy had the highest on screen death toll

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 4 роки тому +6

      Avengers reigned for years, then it didn't even come close to this movie. Then Infinity War hit and nothing else would compare since.

    • @anupamtiwari5587
      @anupamtiwari5587 3 роки тому +2

      @@macaryl95 Endgame is very good as it culminates the saga in a satisfying way but still Infinity War is above it for me

    • @gmarti2701
      @gmarti2701 2 роки тому +1

      @@macaryl95 i... don't think you get what the comment was about in the first place....

  • @kaitlyn_stark
    @kaitlyn_stark 3 роки тому +29

    "How long would it take someone to die just floating around in space like that?"
    According to Google, about a minute and a half, so Quill could've survived that. He's also basically part god, as we're told in Guardians 2, so that may have helped a little.

    • @greengoblin4life
      @greengoblin4life 2 роки тому +2

      This is a re-upload. He didn’t know that until the 2nd one came out.

    • @TheLastBeanBender
      @TheLastBeanBender 2 роки тому +2

      @@greengoblin4life still he could have survived it even if fully human

  • @maxdonahue210
    @maxdonahue210 4 роки тому +140

    *everyone* wants Jeremy to just do endgame already
    *jeremy* reupload guardians

    • @CookinBurgers110
      @CookinBurgers110 4 роки тому +7

      Max Donahue the Birdman took care of it for him.

    • @supremeghost7950
      @supremeghost7950 4 роки тому +2

      Well, as long as it hasn't been released on DVD/Blu-Ray you won't get Endgame. Simple as that.

    • @josephfrank1472
      @josephfrank1472 4 роки тому +1

      @@supremeghost7950 It will be released this week on DVD.

    • @supremeghost7950
      @supremeghost7950 4 роки тому

      @@josephfrank1472 A week is still not today.

    • @josephfrank1472
      @josephfrank1472 4 роки тому

      @@supremeghost7950 It's this Tuesday 2 days from now!

  • @hauntedstarcollection
    @hauntedstarcollection 4 роки тому +68

    “I bet that wheat field genocide won’t be used”
    That sin hasn’t aged well.

    • @tomatoheadfd
      @tomatoheadfd 3 роки тому

      How exactly?

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 роки тому +1

      @@tomatoheadfd Infinity War

    • @aceofpittsburgh
      @aceofpittsburgh 2 роки тому

      @@arkhamtony3775 that's not very good explanation. Thanks for the attempt though.

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 2 роки тому +1

      @@aceofpittsburgh In other words , Thanos' snap

    • @aceofpittsburgh
      @aceofpittsburgh 2 роки тому +1

      @@arkhamtony3775 I'm aware of what happened but tomatohead said "explain exactly". I admit however I didn't think it was just that one stones power that did that, I thought it was all the stones combined. Either way, awesome moment and I appreciate your help.

  • @tachankaforlife3866
    @tachankaforlife3866 4 роки тому +62

    “Why can’t the space air go up his sleeve”
    That’s not how it works

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 роки тому +2

      That is why "space air" is in quotation marks in the subtitles °L°

    • @tomatoheadfd
      @tomatoheadfd 3 роки тому

      He isn't Litteral.

  • @Kameruner
    @Kameruner 3 роки тому +2

    0:50 im surprised the narrator failed to mention that Star Lord‘s Sony TPS-L2 Walkman couldn’t be attached to his belt without the leather case, because the TPS-L2 didn’t come with a Belt Clip on the back of the Walkman.

  • @theveryworstluck1894
    @theveryworstluck1894 4 роки тому +37

    3:09 Dude Riddick would fit in PERFECTLY with the Guardians of the Galaxy. it'd be weird but awesome... just like the GotG!

    • @rainfeather4313
      @rainfeather4313 4 роки тому +3

      *cut to Rocket running around with Riddick’s stolen goggles while Riddick blindly chases after him in the single most humiliating experience of his badass life*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +110

    I love the music, Peter has awesome taste in music

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 роки тому +5

      @Roger's No-Commentary Videos he still likes that music, even if his mum picked it.

    • @topnotch260eljefe6
      @topnotch260eljefe6 4 роки тому

      Haters gone hate

    • @jab9109
      @jab9109 4 роки тому

      @@stevenbobbybills But he has no choice tho. It's his only reminder of the human race and his mum, he was literally
      forced to like it.

    • @randomsam949
      @randomsam949 4 роки тому +3

      Fun fact, the reason its such a distinctive soundtrack? It IS Quills. Chris pratt got to handpick them himself, and for number 2. Rock on Quill✌️

    • @ZanePalmer
      @ZanePalmer 4 роки тому

      Random Sam what’s your source on this?

  • @ghassanradwan25
    @ghassanradwan25 4 роки тому +5

    2:15 this is exactly like when you said "this scene does not have a lap dance" when you did the amazing spiderman 😂😂

  • @doomguy3603
    @doomguy3603 3 роки тому +8

    When rocket crashed the ship into the “bridge” he took out the pilots controlling the ships with those orbs. That’s why the ship went down. Not because of the sheer destruction.

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 4 роки тому +27

    "Is Drax sharpening his knife to Jackson 5 or is Baby Groot dancing with no music?"

    • @shawne6216
      @shawne6216 4 роки тому +1

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @hxnniiP0P
    @hxnniiP0P 4 роки тому +134

    MCU fans flocking to the scene to defend this movie despite the fact that CinemaSins probably really likes this franchise.
    *DING*

    • @Rushking20
      @Rushking20 4 роки тому +25

      Ironic_CheeseCake i see no complaints in the comments but go off

    • @javimarrero94
      @javimarrero94 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the B1rdman to do his video about this

    • @Raddkann
      @Raddkann 4 роки тому +1

      What a crap prediction

    • @TLJthethird
      @TLJthethird 4 роки тому +2

      I don't see any bitterness. People were more offended at everything wrong with Shrek if anything.

    • @hxnniiP0P
      @hxnniiP0P 4 роки тому +2

      Okay, you guys are going off on me, but you're not understanding that THIS IS A JOKE. I didn't expect any POPULAR comments to contain hate. I was merely laughing at the smaller "Karen" comments.

  • @yashkrishnasrivastava4028
    @yashkrishnasrivastava4028 2 роки тому +5

    I love the fact that even THEY can't hate groot.

  • @volteriaz
    @volteriaz 2 роки тому +16

    7:47 I've always wondered about the stones like this, these stones were so powerful singlehandedly before thanos, it was strange how weak it was with him compared to its original form. Maybe the stones got weaker by size? When the celestials used the stones it was much much stronger but always a whole lot bigger, yet when thanos used it, it could only take a moon down by wave instead of well just taking it down in general (sorry if I worded that out wrong, please correct me) because it was literally the size of a pebble.

    • @tak9273
      @tak9273 2 роки тому +9

      i guess the best answer is that the celestials are powerful beings so they can use the stones to its full potential, although thanos is powerfull using the 6 stones to do the snap is already too much for him, in end games he almost die just for using the stones to destroy the stones

  • @beckwells25
    @beckwells25 4 роки тому +11

    Alternative title: This Has Less Sins Than Toy Story 4 and Beck is Angry

  • @jessifero
    @jessifero 4 роки тому +4

    12:55
    Grootsurrection, or...
    Groot's Erection...

  • @justindailey7488
    @justindailey7488 2 роки тому +2

    7:58 he owes us this sin back considering the genocidal power of the stones was definitely seen in a future movie

  • @Ben-ji2ln
    @Ben-ji2ln 3 роки тому +5

    6:33 you actually don't have to worry about freezing to death in space, as there are not enough particles to take heat away from your body. However there is still the issue of massive amounts of radiation.

  • @NoumardTV
    @NoumardTV 4 роки тому +4

    10:54 Proof that CinemaSins has a heart ;)

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 2 роки тому +1

      The guy once said ( Promises to dead people aren't that important ) no I am not joking

  • @genericnameandgamertag7448
    @genericnameandgamertag7448 Рік тому +3

    11:03 he wouldn’t be able to collect his Insurance on the ship if he blows it up he is thinking smarted not
    Your way

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud 4 роки тому +13

    Missed Audio Outtake opportunity: during Quill's pep talk to the Guardians during their lowest point, should have swapped in Bill Murray from Stripes at a similar moment in that movie.
    Also, Cinema Sins: Stripes.

  • @GoddessGirl2121
    @GoddessGirl2121 3 роки тому +8

    Actually I gotta say that Thanos very definitely used the stones, “wheat field genocide” powers,cause that 100% what happened in Infinity War after the universe got Thanos snapped.

  • @FuriousFireDude
    @FuriousFireDude 4 роки тому +29

    Happy to watch this but I just realized it's a reupload

    • @NirateGoel
      @NirateGoel 4 роки тому +2

      it's a saturday every saturday upload is a reupload.

  • @jimmyjames2639
    @jimmyjames2639 4 роки тому +10

    One thing that’s perhaps overlooked is when the guy who was going to execute gamora (before Drax) claimed to have no idea what the finger across the throat meant when questioned by Quill. Yet, earlier, when the door closes to Gamora’s cell and all the other inmates stand outside making death threats, the same guy can be seen giving the universal “finger across the throat” gesture. Just my contribution to the sin count 👍🏻

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 2 роки тому +3

      Actually he did understand it , if payed attention to the scene he said he does know it but when Drax looked at him he said no he didn't

  • @hrithikashetty6200
    @hrithikashetty6200 4 роки тому +2

    The baby groot dancing is so fucking adorable

  • @kohrya
    @kohrya 4 роки тому +2

    Loved the audio outtake with Gamora for Neytiri, and Quill for Emmett. Epic.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 4 роки тому +88

    Everything Wrong With Chicken Little (2005)

    • @PalataoBola0
      @PalataoBola0 4 роки тому

      Hope he sees this mate you really try.
      Btw I remake aripockily's original video:
      ua-cam.com/video/l1dSYX2oGZY/v-deo.html

    • @eyam2563
      @eyam2563 4 роки тому +5

      @@PalataoBola0 reporting for spam

  • @MindAndMyth
    @MindAndMyth 3 роки тому +4

    9:00 As wild as it sounds, the "staying alive in outer space" thing is totally realistic. Appearantly you can live up to like 10 minutes.
    Also humans would die loooong before they'd "freeze over"

  • @phenomanon4028
    @phenomanon4028 4 роки тому +8

    "Now, if you're a toddler, put your hand down" 👍👍👍

  • @crispinpadilla2974
    @crispinpadilla2974 Рік тому +1

    One thing that everyone always misses is that the ending song "Ain't not mountain high enough" is clearly stated to be on the Awesome Mix 1 tape but plays when he inserts the Awesome Mix 2 tape

  • @AlanatorTheGreat
    @AlanatorTheGreat 4 роки тому +5

    "I bet when we finally see someone wielding these against our heroes - be it in this movie or a future sequel, or an Avengers film - the stone's "wheat field genocide" power won't be used. I just kinda have a feeling."
    Thanos: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

  • @christopherheckman5392
    @christopherheckman5392 4 роки тому +4

    "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?" "Because the needs ... of the many ... outweigh ... " "The needs of the few." "Or the one."

  • @almightysosa3007
    @almightysosa3007 4 роки тому +7

    2:30
    *Fine, I’ll just do it myself*

  • @GoverGames
    @GoverGames 4 роки тому +44

    7:28
    CinemaSins: "Yeah, I know... pretty coincidental, right? Mom dies AND he's abducted by aliens on the same day? Crap---- the same freaking hour!!"
    Me: "He's making fun of a movie for not making sense, EVEN THOUGHT THEY EXPLAIN IT IN THE SECOND, WHICH CAME OUT TWO YEARS AGO!!!!"
    "AHHHHHHH"

    • @PharaohTerrellGaming
      @PharaohTerrellGaming 4 роки тому +9

      Reupload dude

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 роки тому

      @@PharaohTerrellGaming even then all Jeremy needs to do is crack open a comic and everything gets explained

  • @mr.c9820
    @mr.c9820 4 роки тому +15

    if I had one wish, I'd wish for you guys to become immortal.
    that way I can Watch Cinemasins, Forever !

  • @jobywills3619
    @jobywills3619 2 роки тому +3

    @5:49 that has always bugged me about this movie. Or the fact that when he does get them to shoot all at once he counts down instead of having them fire. Do love that Avengers theme it sounds slightly modified maybe because its not the Avengers, its GOTG.

  • @jessiebullock
    @jessiebullock 4 роки тому

    The overdubs were so very excellent! Thank you!

  • @jackphilipp9642
    @jackphilipp9642 3 роки тому +2

    7:54 The Reason Thanos didn’t use the Power Stone in infinity War to kill everyone is because he DIDNT want to kill everyone. He ONLY wanted to kill Stark and Thor because those were the only people that were Threats to him. (He killed Vision & Gamora because he had to, and he killed Loki because he lied to him). And in Endgame, he was never able to consolidate the stones and use them (except at the end)!

  • @UltimateTanMan
    @UltimateTanMan 4 роки тому +12

    I think you missed one when the group is waiting for the Collector on Knowhere. There’s a weird dialogue between Quill and Gamora:
    Gamora: “My father didn’t stress diplomacy.” Quill: “Thanos?” Gamora: “He is not my father.”

    • @gsaucegaming6635
      @gsaucegaming6635 2 роки тому +2

      Well he's not her father and I'm sure it's come up by now that Thanos raised her

  • @ryanreylondsthesecond2796
    @ryanreylondsthesecond2796 3 роки тому +3

    3:04 you forgot one. Peter’s enhancements were a translator in his neck but when they were at the kyln, Peter couldn’t understand Groot

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 роки тому

      I think the translator is used so that when he talks to aliens , the aliens understand him

  • @iBeSupicious
    @iBeSupicious 4 роки тому +2

    Man CinemaSins dropped the ball on the ' I look around at us, you want to know what I see? ' one by not doubling down on the guardians and adding "A buncha jackasses standing in a circle" 'dubbed over

  • @user-gc5ly3tz8l
    @user-gc5ly3tz8l 3 роки тому +2

    Cinimasins, I honestly believe you missed about 50% of this movies detail because about half of what you pointed out was covered with small details you can catch in the movie. The rest were, unfortunately, perfectly valid sins.

  • @skunko1871
    @skunko1871 4 роки тому +10

    I didn't want to ruin my favorite movie... But... It's CinemaSins. I am divided😭

  • @PetProjects2011
    @PetProjects2011 4 роки тому +5

    2 sins you missed:
    - Lloyd Kaufman's cameo.
    - Gamora's line "I'm going to die, surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

    • @sergiosarmiento4371
      @sergiosarmiento4371 4 роки тому

      Lloyd kaufman is definitively not a sin.

    • @taysem321
      @taysem321 4 роки тому

      What's wrong with the line?

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 4 роки тому

      @@taysem321 Think about what happens to Gamora in Infinity War.

  • @MM-of8qe
    @MM-of8qe 4 роки тому +3

    Any movie with a logo
    CinemaSins: your sin cannot be forgiven mortal

  • @MattTGM
    @MattTGM 4 роки тому +1

    this is my favourite movie ever, and I really love the opening dance scene. so random yet awesome

  • @dellydellll
    @dellydellll 4 роки тому +18

    *CINAMACINS CAN YOU PLEASSEEEE DO JOE'S APARTMENT*

  • @LordiGodess
    @LordiGodess 4 роки тому +34

    funny thing is groot IS really dead....
    its a different groot.

  • @liamholmes9169
    @liamholmes9169 3 роки тому +2

    one of my favourite marvel films ever. so entertaining.

  • @brittbritt1839
    @brittbritt1839 3 роки тому +1

    Lmao he even got Groot laying there “they say half of your brain shuts down during cryosleep” 😂🤣

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 4 роки тому +4

    Even the best movies have some things wrong with it. Nothing can be completely perfect, not even a guardian of the galaxy

  • @mattlevantine8513
    @mattlevantine8513 4 роки тому +9

    Everything wrong with Dodgeball a true underdog story

  • @pktesla
    @pktesla 4 роки тому +2

    3:57 guard opens it for them because why the hell not. Also after prison pod takes off there is a dude running on the ground while gravity is off, you didn't reach a 100% D

  • @huhimhere170
    @huhimhere170 4 роки тому +4

    Movie:has a logo longer than 3 seconds
    Cinemasins:so you have chosen...death.

  • @tiyanimlambo5086
    @tiyanimlambo5086 4 роки тому +8

    Is it me or is it almost all the time when Jeremy sees the opportunity to make a reference I hear the sin-dinger?

  • @heatherhays6863
    @heatherhays6863 4 роки тому +5

    Do everything wrong with Coraline
    That’s some entertainment right there

    • @heatherhays6863
      @heatherhays6863 4 роки тому

      It’s the best movie ever

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 4 роки тому +1

      You literally cannot critique such a masterpiece.

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 роки тому +2

    6:48 love you for shout out to my boy James!

    • @TheManKlaus
      @TheManKlaus 4 роки тому +1

      Eyyy LOST fan i like John lock better tho

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 роки тому +1

      Klaas Turnhout liked Locke...and Ben.

  • @FamilyMadeFilms
    @FamilyMadeFilms 4 роки тому +1

    You guys ruin so many movies of my past, and pretty much everyone I watch in the future, and I love you for it, Keep on, Keeping on.

  • @KeanoCarr
    @KeanoCarr 3 роки тому +3

    Cinema sins then: Complaints about movies over explaining locations
    Cinema sins now: complaining about movies being vague.

  • @berriboi6865
    @berriboi6865 4 роки тому +3

    This man had the balls to assume that Rocket is a raccoon from earth when he's been in space for 26 years!

  • @jepiene
    @jepiene 4 роки тому +2

    Was watching this movie with a friend and we were all serious until I just blurted out "O my god is that Merle?" and my friend burst out laughing and said "that IS Merle!" and there went all seriousness

  • @Jihtito
    @Jihtito 4 роки тому +7

    I can’t believe you didn’t add a sin for the fact they only start calling the the orb, ‘the stone’ once the audience knows it contains a stone.