Everything Wrong With the Harry Potter Universe

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  • @mattyro
    @mattyro 27 днів тому +3901

    Sometimes you forget Big A is a Millennial and then he does shit like this

    • @pittaaaabread
      @pittaaaabread 27 днів тому +112

      So fucking real and it's not even funny. As a 22 year old who never fucked with harry potter EVER and has never read the books this ROTTED my fucking mind. Jfc. Old man needs to stop ranting.

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 27 днів тому +199

      There are two types of millennial:
      “Random Harry Potter quote.”
      Or
      “Random Lord of the rings quote.”
      Anyway… LOOK’S LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

    • @Matkatamiba
      @Matkatamiba 27 днів тому +9

      ​@@Angels510 stop trying to make Harry Potter happen

    • @TheZeagon
      @TheZeagon 27 днів тому

      Lmao 25 and grew u0 reading the books ​@@pittaaaabread

    • @UhOhTheStoveIsOn
      @UhOhTheStoveIsOn 27 днів тому +66

      @@pittaaaabreadyou are absolutely the age to have read Harry Potter as a kid. I’m 21 and my entire elementary school read it

  • @mccoycarlton9543
    @mccoycarlton9543 27 днів тому +1833

    Harry’s parents definitely got rich from betting on dogwifsortinghat

    • @kylefuller7498
      @kylefuller7498 27 днів тому +65

      That’s why they were actually killed.

    • @thinkandgame3627
      @thinkandgame3627 27 днів тому

      @@kylefuller7498 They made too much money out of it, they had to be stopped. Just like with the GameStop stocks.

    • @bentoomet8805
      @bentoomet8805 27 днів тому +21

      Voldemort confirmed as a bookie

    • @velbutvel
      @velbutvel 27 днів тому

      ​@@kylefuller7498they were whistleblowers against the big apparating companies

    • @cassieanderson3936
      @cassieanderson3936 27 днів тому +10

      Wrong, the Potters are old money. One of their ancestors invented some amazing hair products

  • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
    @TheLibraryofLetourneau 27 днів тому +493

    god i missed these old school rambling videos on the main channel, editor did an amazing job!

    • @Drybones898
      @Drybones898 27 днів тому +74

      Shoutout to the librarian just making a normal ass comment.

    • @AdmiralSarcasm
      @AdmiralSarcasm 27 днів тому +39

      Editor had A LOT of content to work with on this one. For anyone who wasn't there, this rant went on for like 2 straight hours. It was insane.

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 27 днів тому +13

      Hell yeah librarian you would be used to ramblings wouldnt you (of the egg variety)

    • @duncanhobbs2213
      @duncanhobbs2213 27 днів тому

      ​@@AdmiralSarcasm do you know which vod? For science of course

    • @eagleyezassassin8502
      @eagleyezassassin8502 27 днів тому

      @@duncanhobbs2213it’s linked in description

  • @Geckoey2
    @Geckoey2 27 днів тому +849

    In book two they left paying students petrified for months. They could have just bought mandrakes from elsewhere in the world. Poor Collin losing most of his first year.

    • @MrYarik04
      @MrYarik04 27 днів тому +164

      Sorry, your injuries are not school-related

    • @galacticpepsi
      @galacticpepsi 27 днів тому +96

      His insurance didn't cover petrification from ancient snakes :(

    • @samboujaiteh3331
      @samboujaiteh3331 27 днів тому +21

      He loses his life in his 6th year.

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ 27 днів тому +55

      I never actually thought about it, but yeah. They act like the school losing its own supply meant they just had no way of de-petrifying them lmao

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 27 днів тому +13

      Reminds me of Key and Peele’s inner city wizard school skit “they got one kid that got changed into a cat, they can’t even afford to change him back!”

  • @ukulelevillain4170
    @ukulelevillain4170 27 днів тому +697

    Dumbledore really said "i need you to find me 200 points"

  • @leotorres2989
    @leotorres2989 27 днів тому +1203

    Glizzy hands gives off big ummm actually ravenclaw energy

    • @dusk2308
      @dusk2308 27 днів тому +6

      TRUE!!!

    • @SentryWill
      @SentryWill 27 днів тому +51

      He would get ostracized for trying to explain the muggle economy to his fellow wizards and witches

    • @crimsoneclipse1882
      @crimsoneclipse1882 27 днів тому +15

      ​@@SentryWillhe'd get along super well with Ron's dad lol, 2 wizards obsessed with the Muggle world

    • @MykalJacsun
      @MykalJacsun 27 днів тому +10

      @@crimsoneclipse1882 and both balding

    • @shifusdad
      @shifusdad 27 днів тому +4

      @@MykalJacsun only issue is that big a is so much older than him, might get a lil awkward trying to explain why he's still at hogwarts

  • @MidNightMagician
    @MidNightMagician 27 днів тому +256

    Also every business is a monopoly. You already know Olivander, whose family has been selling wands to all of England for 2000+ years puts the Malfoys to shame.

  • @ivycomb
    @ivycomb 27 днів тому +730

    I'm surprised this video is only 21 minutes long

    • @overlordupchuck
      @overlordupchuck 27 днів тому +15

      i dont care one way or the other about it but i find it funny that atrioc is the pipeline that had me click on a furry youtuber lmao

    • @demiposeidon
      @demiposeidon 27 днів тому +53

      The vod was 2+ hours of eepy rambling so its genuinely impressive they edited it down to 21

    • @my_broken_face
      @my_broken_face 27 днів тому +3

      Love your music ivy

    • @locochoify
      @locochoify 27 днів тому +2

      Woah i guess i have to watch the VOD because this random ranting was hila ahaha. ​@demiposeidon

    • @CoryTheCorsterCory
      @CoryTheCorsterCory 27 днів тому

      Oh, hi Ivy!

  • @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay
    @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay 27 днів тому +80

    Remember in a world where you can teleport, they chose nature’s slowest bird to deliver mail.
    -Brennan Lee Mulligan

  • @krispyfresh
    @krispyfresh 27 днів тому +804

    If my House was leading the House Cup and then the members of another House stopped a full-on genocide of my wizard race, I really don't think I would care if my House didn't get to have our banners hung up in the Great Hall. It's not like I'm going to put "Won the Ravenclaw House Cup" on my wizard resume when I have other classmates that defeated wizard Hitler

    • @zillanimu
      @zillanimu 27 днів тому +294

      The ones who are middle school aged probably care.
      But even worse, for the first book and third book it's stuff that Dumbledore can't or won't disclose to the rest of the student body, so no one even knows they beat up wizard Hitler. Dumbledore just goes up and says fuckin "Ron Weasley was really brave. 600 points to Gryffindor!" and you're just sitting there like wtf is bro talking about

    • @crimsoneclipse1882
      @crimsoneclipse1882 27 днів тому +211

      ​@@zillanimulol, yeah, wait, that makes sense. To the random student and teachers, he just arbitrarily gave massive points to his favorite students. Like you 100% know there were rumors at school that the trio slept with Dumbledore.

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 27 днів тому +82

      @@zillanimubook two “Yeah Ron and Harry killed a giant mythological and extremely dangerous snake that was hiding under the school for 50+ years. They also saved Ron’s sister and outed world-renowned wizard as a fraud. 200 points.” Either Dumbledore says that or “Harry and Ron did something brave yesterday: 200 points.”
      Like there has to be like half the upper years calling BS because they think Dumbledore’s gone senile and is making up shit just so the Slytherins can’t win.

    • @kylelilley4814
      @kylelilley4814 27 днів тому +8

      Anthony Goldstein is technically a real character in the books cuz he's listed during the sorting hat ceremony in book 1 but he's like never brought up again lmfao

    • @explodingpineapple6459
      @explodingpineapple6459 27 днів тому +3

      is that a subtle technoblade reference I see?

  • @jaggerlee2392
    @jaggerlee2392 27 днів тому +339

    Imagine writing out 7 books worth of a wizarding world but the only useful spells are teleporting and like automatically doing your chores and also the main character only ever uses like 3 spells

    • @MrYarik04
      @MrYarik04 27 днів тому +32

      Isn't it just the meta though? What else is he supposed to use if he already has the disarm spell/stun spell/object manipulation spell? Would there be a point?

    • @FrankEShaw05
      @FrankEShaw05 27 днів тому +24

      Teleport spell that you can also do with powder and a fireplace. Chores which actually is kinda goated and the die spell which is just worse then a gun and it’s illegal to use. Those are the only 3 uses of magic

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ 27 днів тому +5

      @@FrankEShaw05 Actually, avada kedavra is technically still better than a gun, cause a gun can be stopped by various physical barriers and such. Almost nothing will stop an avada kedavra short of human sacrifice lmao

    • @nicoataiza7850
      @nicoataiza7850 27 днів тому +21

      ​@@T0NI_ literally lost to a disarming spell

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ 27 днів тому +9

      @@nicoataiza7850 actually no, the whole energy tug-rope thing is a separate thing that says “fuck whatever spell you were casting, we’re doing this now”. It’s a bit of a hand-wavey thing to explain how Harry could ever go against a guy that will use the nigh-unbeatable killing curse at the drop of a hat, but it is an explanation nonetheless

  • @PringoOrSomething
    @PringoOrSomething 27 днів тому +324

    My favorite part of Star Wars lore is the Republic literally banned regular guns because their lightsabers can’t deflect them XD

    • @CynicalReprobate
      @CynicalReprobate 27 днів тому +10

      Meanwhile GGO

    • @wertesis4235
      @wertesis4235 27 днів тому +62

      But the normal guns, called slugthrowers in star wars, dont penetrate almost any armor, for example it wouldnt kill a clone trooper.

    • @user-white007
      @user-white007 27 днів тому +23

      My favorite is you can have an all out war on a spaceship and never worry the ships gonna take critical damage, but if it’s an outside attack it takes like 2 seconds

    • @bentoomet8805
      @bentoomet8805 27 днів тому +15

      I thought guns in the Star Wars universe were only used to kill Jedi’s. That’s why the bounty hunters carry them and no one else.

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 27 днів тому +23

      @@bentoomet8805Yep, exactly, which is why the Republic banned them. Bounty hunters were getting too good at bagging Jedi

  • @bacjam6139
    @bacjam6139 27 днів тому +439

    That intro feels like a bad acid trip (I love it)

  • @0Clewi0
    @0Clewi0 27 днів тому +271

    4 is not the peak, because it's the book where any child can realize "but why don't they use the timeturners?"

    • @debesys6306
      @debesys6306 27 днів тому +65

      i literally stopped reading at 4. they described in HORRIBLE DETAIL exactly how Harry couldn't have put his name in the goblet of fire and then his name was in it and everybody got so angry at him even though it CLEARLY could not have been him and as a 12 year old i got so pissed off i stopped reading

    • @neruneri
      @neruneri 27 днів тому

      Unironically too, if literally anybody had a timeturner it would devolve into a world war to monopolize it instantly. Of all the things that could happen as a result of the timeturner existing, a fucking twelve year old using it to go to more classes is not one of those possibilities. JK wrote that world, but even in her goddawful world this plot device literally makes no sense. Like, not even a little bit.

    • @jcmcgee1573
      @jcmcgee1573 27 днів тому +21

      @@debesys6306 I feel like you're forgetting harry survived the HP equivalent of a 50. cal to the head, and then killed a fucking giant snake, and and then 100 dementors and all this other shit by this point. It's not THAT outlandish.

    • @Shadowgaming105
      @Shadowgaming105 27 днів тому +15

      Timeturners operate on a fixed timeline system, they don't actually let you change the events of history (we will be ignoring the fanfic of Cursed Child)

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 26 днів тому +8

      4 is peak because you’re introduced to all the new cultures and schools of different wizarding countries and realize Rowling will give exactly 0 shits about anything not UK-centered. Really sets the tone for the entire series.

  • @demiposeidon
    @demiposeidon 27 днів тому +83

    "can you imagine being a spectator and watching days of a sport?" Cricket fans sweating profusely and shrinking into the bushes

  • @vlad2485
    @vlad2485 27 днів тому +1970

    You’re wrong, I haven’t even seen the video yet.

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 27 днів тому +99

      I haven't seen the video yet, he's right, the Harry Potter universe sucks and has no artistic value

    • @jordanle366
      @jordanle366 27 днів тому +32

      I haven’t seen it either but I disagree with both of you. Harry Potter would piss on the works of Shakespeare and is one of the worst stories ever penned to paper

    • @kaptinfish
      @kaptinfish 27 днів тому +20

      I haven’t seen the video or bothered to even read your comments but you’re all wrong.

    • @Insanuim
      @Insanuim 27 днів тому +12

      I haven't even opened UA-cam and I know all of you are wrong

    • @onlyonecannoli7537
      @onlyonecannoli7537 27 днів тому

      Was just about to type it 😂

  • @logangirot9644
    @logangirot9644 27 днів тому +29

    Can we talk about how there are only 3 unforgivable curses, one of which the main characters do all the time with zero reprocussions (the mind control spell), and one of which is just the gun spell which you could make a self defense case for. Meanwhile, Sectisempra, Obliviate and Feindfire are totally okay. You know the laceration charm, which causes you to bleed to death, the spell that permanently erases a person's memory with no way to get it back, and the conjured sentient fire that has a mind of its own and actively tries to hurt and destroy and cant be put out with water. Those are all good-guy approved!

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 27 днів тому +3

      To be fair, they only do the mind control spell when they’re already fugitives and the dark lord is in charge.
      Sectumsempra was invented by Snape so they wouldn’t even be able to make it an unforgivable curse (since it’s not like anyone else knew it existed).
      I guess they didn’t want to make obliviate unforgivable since they probably thought it’s a good precaution to be able to use it on muggles, although it doesn’t make any sense why they don’t have any laws at least restricting its use.
      And Fiendyre is advanced dark magic (although there’s nothing banning adults from using dark magic anyway). I guess they didn’t want to make it unforgivable as if you were good enough you’d be able to control the spell, and could use it to do some good things
      Overall, the spells you mentioned aren’t unforgivable since they have some cool use that doesn’t make them evil (except Sectumsempra, which is just a spell that nobody knows). It makes sense that they aren’t unforgivable, as the 3 unforgivable curses could only be used for evil (since even when the good guys use the mind control one, they use it to break into a bank which is still a crime.
      And I’m guessing that they don’t get punished for using the unforgivable curse because it’s a time of war , and wizards don’t have war crimes so everything is fair.
      The only thing that doesn’t make sense out of the things you pointed out, is why there are barely any restrictions on magic (especially on obliviate and dark magic)

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 25 днів тому +2

      Wizarding World Geneva conventions caught lacking😭😭

    • @jaelin9107
      @jaelin9107 10 днів тому +1

      I actually think the intentionality explanation is perfectly adequate; basically, they're "unforgivable" because there's no plausible deniability. sectumsempra can be used with little understanding of what it even does but avada requires that you seriously want them dead. Those other spells are suspicious as hell but not automatically jail-worthy.

  • @exciting-burp6613
    @exciting-burp6613 27 днів тому +81

    It has no internal consistency. Just like throwing people with Jedi powers behind bars.

    • @anonomit8229
      @anonomit8229 26 днів тому +7

      Thats why the Percy Jackson series is my GOAT for YA Fiction. Its very consistent and wraps up most plot holes.
      Why don’t people shoot the monsters? You need magic metal.
      Why don’t you use technology? Electronic devices will amplify your demigod aura to monsters.
      Also Percy Jackson was just him.
      Age 12: stopped a war between gods. Fought and beat Ares.
      Age 13: Traveled through the Sea of Monsters, killed Polyphemus and saved his friends.
      Age 14: Saves Artemis and holds the weight of the world so that she can fight Atlas
      Age 15: Saved camp
      Age 16: Becomes invulnerable, defeats multiple Titans, saves the gods, refuses Immortality and tells the gods “Stop being deadbeats”.
      Age 17: Gets rid of his invulnerability, saves the God of Death, travels with his girlfriend friend through their version of hell, saves the world from a primordial deity

  • @noanimationexpert3843
    @noanimationexpert3843 27 днів тому +122

    This was the most insane waffling i've ever seen him do on stream. Well deserved video

    • @kenseyho
      @kenseyho 27 днів тому +13

      Shit was like 2 hrs no? I remember skimming thru the VOD and bro was still going on about it. Generational waffler.

    • @anon7741
      @anon7741 27 днів тому +3

      Let's be real - this was his entire stream that day....and it was pure fire 🔥

    • @helplessiguess
      @helplessiguess 27 днів тому +2

      This might be, no joke, his worst ever controversy

    • @Yachii
      @Yachii 27 днів тому

      I gotta go watch the vod now

  • @leafmotifs681
    @leafmotifs681 27 днів тому +15

    I tried to read the Harry Potter books as a kid but gave up in Order of the Phoenix when they spend the first 150 pages dealing with a big trial, and the big trial ended like “well we don’t approve but you can go back to doing whatever and we won’t interrupt the status quo.”
    So the entire opening of the book was basically learning about an event that doesn’t do anything. Whyyyy

  • @eshleyyy
    @eshleyyy 27 днів тому +176

    3:21 Nah but that one goofy bank operated by goblins is defo a pyramid scheme tho

    • @NeonPlanes
      @NeonPlanes 27 днів тому +33

      And they said there were no Jews in the movie...

    • @user-rf1op3uh6n
      @user-rf1op3uh6n 27 днів тому

      Oh Gringots? Absolutely, but I don't think that necessarily serves as a flaw to the story. I think J.K. Rowling makes it very clear that the Gringots and the goblins who run it cannot be trusted at all

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 27 днів тому +8

      ​@@NeonPlanes outta pocket

    • @NeonPlanes
      @NeonPlanes 27 днів тому +28

      @@tiagobelo4965 You can't tell me that isn't what the bankers are meant to be. I ain't outta pocket, JK is. It is funny though

    • @jameswilson1370
      @jameswilson1370 27 днів тому +11

      @@tiagobelo4965You know JK Rowling and think she wouldn’t make that comparison. It’s the normal comparison considering the writer.

  • @samliveshere88
    @samliveshere88 27 днів тому +38

    Big A: Harry potter 4 is the peak
    Also Big A: Spends 10 minutes talking about how shit Harry Potter 4 is
    so true

  • @CentaurionArcher
    @CentaurionArcher 27 днів тому +63

    The fact that there's easily accessible truth serum, yet people people simply don't use it when it's not convenient.
    JK writes herself into so many corners it's insane

    • @potatovine
      @potatovine 27 днів тому +7

      You can also apparently invade memories, check for tampering and stuff, and also control them outright and force them to talk with the imperius curse

    • @tommy_svk
      @tommy_svk 27 днів тому +7

      Yeah! Not only is there a truth serum, there's also a way to literally view people's memories. How in the flaming hell did they manage to wrongfully imprison Sirius Black? Did nobody question him under the truth serum? Did nobody watch his memories? Did nobody do any kind of investigation to make sure he is actually a murderer?

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 27 днів тому

      At least with the luck serum she tried to come up with some sort of explanation. I think it was along the lines of “it’s like drugs, it’ll cause brain damage if you overdose” or something along those lines.

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 26 днів тому +1

      Truth serum was definitely an awful writing decision. Almost as bad as the dehydration gun in megamind 2.

    • @abs305
      @abs305 26 днів тому +1

      @@tommy_svk He was sentenced without a trial

  • @Big_Red1
    @Big_Red1 27 днів тому +148

    This has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
    Here's why:
    Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
    Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
    Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
    And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
    Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
    Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
    Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his wand at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
    I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
    "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
    And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

    • @vuyanimavuma308
      @vuyanimavuma308 27 днів тому +24

      Holy Shit this is the best thing I’ve read in a VERY long time 😭

    • @maildaemon
      @maildaemon 27 днів тому +20

      love this copypasta

    • @neruneri
      @neruneri 27 днів тому +10

      It ties into one of my pet peeves with the world building too. In a world that has both guns, and magic, there is a natural conclusion to what you do: you combine them. You either make projectile weapons powered by magic, or you make normal firearms with magic bullets. Who the hell needs Gryffindors enchanted lame ass sword when you can have Slytherin's Enchanted Submachine Gun.

    • @kabirhanspal5363
      @kabirhanspal5363 27 днів тому

      Google "Harry Potter with Guns." One Dude spent years editing it together from the original first movie. You are indeed welcome for the high art I have just whisked into your life...

    • @vuyanimavuma308
      @vuyanimavuma308 26 днів тому +1

      @@neruneri COOK

  • @AcheOfHead
    @AcheOfHead 27 днів тому +21

    0:36 Using the nicknames as the sample book test is a nice touch

  • @tomyao7884
    @tomyao7884 27 днів тому +9

    Godlike editing on the intro, we need way more of this high quality content! Made me laugh out loud 😂

  • @th0rn42
    @th0rn42 27 днів тому +7

    Mad respect for the editor to cut something that long down into something so concise. Genuine hard work

  • @th3summoner
    @th3summoner 27 днів тому +64

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is just the Harry Potter movie writers realizing that their universe has problems competing with modern technology, so they panic and try to compensate with DnD monsters.

    • @deathswitch2404
      @deathswitch2404 21 день тому

      Ah yes the movies set in the 1920-1940s has problems competing with modern technology

    • @th3summoner
      @th3summoner 21 день тому +3

      @@deathswitch2404 Ah you're right, my bad! The 1920s-1940s, the time period known for fighting with swords and bows! I can't believe I got it confused with the 20s-40s where 2 world wars were fought with guns bombs tanks and planes!

    • @AgentLando
      @AgentLando 17 днів тому

      Wasn't the whole point Grindelwald was making is that muggle technology was catching up to wizards?

  • @galacticpepsi
    @galacticpepsi 27 днів тому +12

    13:24 harry getting points for fixing the problems he caused in the first place

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 27 днів тому +1

      I’d argue that just because one guy hears a vague story and assumes it’s about you, and then continuously tries to ruin you because of it, that is not a problem you caused. He only really fixes a problem he causes in the first one when he takes the stone out of the mirror, then turns quirell to dust (because Voldemort wouldn’t be able to get the stone out of the mirror because he wanted to use it)

  • @remcon559
    @remcon559 27 днів тому +9

    I mean if there was someone at my school that prevented a mass shooting by tackling the guy and taking their gun away, then I'd kind of understand their class winning whatever competition there is

  • @Forrsch
    @Forrsch 27 днів тому +3

    Absolutely adore the editing on this one, was hooked fuckin immediately

  • @salsaelegante
    @salsaelegante 26 днів тому +2

    Loved this video, I really enjoy when you chat about anything

  • @reset6292
    @reset6292 27 днів тому +52

    The key & peele skit about urban Wizarding School did more good to Harry Potter worldbuilding than J.K. Rowling's ramblings ever did and will ever do

  • @jamesdrummond7684
    @jamesdrummond7684 27 днів тому +6

    editing on this on point

  • @fireskorpion396
    @fireskorpion396 27 днів тому +4

    Editor went CRAZYY on this video!! Love it!

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX 27 днів тому +20

    Playing Hogwarts legacy really made me realize how dangerous Hogwarts is. Between all the horrifying, life-threatening things the kids have to go through on a REGULAR uneventful semester, you know there's at least like 5 kids a year who go to Hogwarts by their parents that just don't come back.

  • @Xmped
    @Xmped 27 днів тому +13

    Imagine the game goes on for days!!!! Every cricket fan ever: "yeah sounds good".

  • @greenpaliden6328
    @greenpaliden6328 27 днів тому +43

    8:09 Wait till this guy figures out about long-distance running

    • @jac4900
      @jac4900 27 днів тому +8

      Wait good point LMAO

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 27 днів тому +7

      It is a shitty spectators sport.
      There is a reason it doesn’t get views on TV
      However even then, it is easy to follow the group in the lead, so I at least know who is winning at all times

    • @aspenjames1189
      @aspenjames1189 27 днів тому +3

      there’s a set path though. this comparison only works if in long distance running they could just go wherever as long as they covered the right distance.

    • @tommy_svk
      @tommy_svk 27 днів тому +3

      I've never been to a long-distance run so I don't know for sure, but isn't it for free? For spectators I mean. If you're running a marathon in Boston, surely they don't require every single person standing on the street to pay them right? You can just go stand at a spot and watch the runners go by, then go home. If it's for free, then the argument doesn't work, becausr Atrioc argue the spectators PAY to watch a sport they can't see.

  • @jetbean9157
    @jetbean9157 27 днів тому +53

    Unrelated follow up about Bluey, according to an employee on the Bluey Reddit, the last episodes of Bluey were completed in 2021, and nothing new has been made or is planned so far.

  • @jthead4506
    @jthead4506 27 днів тому +4

    Editor is goated! Those motion graphics are clean!

  • @Coach0110
    @Coach0110 27 днів тому +6

    One of the best videos ever. Need more big A rants

  • @frozendroplet6868
    @frozendroplet6868 27 днів тому +10

    The opening is fire. Prop to the editor!

  • @LordSupremeKara
    @LordSupremeKara 26 днів тому +1

    Honestly great editing on this one!

  • @haydenhouts
    @haydenhouts 27 днів тому +4

    Haven't even made it a full minute in and I'm already dying (send help)
    editor did an amazing job with that intro tho

  • @yankeeshater
    @yankeeshater 27 днів тому +6

    Everyone knows Viktor Krum was point shaving in the Quidditch World Cup for the Wizard Mafia

  • @turbotoke8882
    @turbotoke8882 27 днів тому +58

    this man just got ravenclaw on his wizarding world housing quiz and is malding

  • @dylancampbell2095
    @dylancampbell2095 27 днів тому +1

    Banger vid, great editing!

  • @andybrowne7339
    @andybrowne7339 26 днів тому

    great to see a big a clips style video on main

  • @yashbrahmbhatt1015
    @yashbrahmbhatt1015 27 днів тому +14

    absolute banger, editor needs a back massage the way he carries Big A's content

  • @anon7741
    @anon7741 27 днів тому +7

    Big A would be sorted into Glizzard House. It makes sense when you don't think about it.

  • @ThePreztige
    @ThePreztige 27 днів тому +2

    Edits were sick

  • @Carrotb0y
    @Carrotb0y 26 днів тому +1

    This is why I recommend fan written stuff. The Rigel Black series by murkybluematter(a webtoon writer) is my absolute favorite. It fixes a lot of the plot holes

  • @SentryWill
    @SentryWill 27 днів тому +6

    12:12 Atrioc says the word yeah

  • @mehtheorc
    @mehtheorc 27 днів тому +7

    17:16 well JR Smith didn't know the score that one time either lol

    • @BreadAccountant
      @BreadAccountant 27 днів тому +3

      I think it's said in the books that the reason he did it was because he was effectively forfeiting. Like I remember reading this and being so confused.

  • @fabiopauli420
    @fabiopauli420 27 днів тому +4

    The snitch mechanic would make more sense if the snitch would give no points. That way it is an undetermined timer for the game. Now the seekers jobs become to Attack/Defend against the enemy seeker depending on the score. That battle can still be interesting. Heck allow them to use spells as seeker (From a currated list) how sick would it be if someone goes: Lumos! As a defender to blind the attacking seeker to stall just enough for his team to score another point so he can attack now. Think about the Fan hype when a new spell gets added to the list of legal quidditch spells or removed because its so broken.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 27 днів тому

      Adding spells just turns it into a whole ‘nother game. Quidditch is about showcasing your broom skills, not your spellcasting ability.

    • @fabiopauli420
      @fabiopauli420 26 днів тому

      @@BananaWasTaken what could show your broomskill more than know how to fly it even when under the influence of hindering spells?

  • @guest7561
    @guest7561 27 днів тому +3

    Why is this so well-edited?

  • @Regigiygas1
    @Regigiygas1 27 днів тому

    Bro thinks goblet of fire is better than prisoner of azkaban is this what getting old does to you

  • @Landopedia
    @Landopedia 27 днів тому +3

    George RR Martin said his big question about Lord of the Rings is “What is Aragorn’s tax policy?” And proceeded to write the politicking of a Song of Ice and Fire so I think I know what atrioc is spending half his life doing

  • @Siege_Hey
    @Siege_Hey 27 днів тому +10

    you’d have to score essentially 15 scores to win if the other team catches the snitch so the only incentive would be if seekers have individual wins and there’s a dual scoring system for teams. so theoretically your team would get 1-1 if you lost while still catching the snitch; the benefit being “this team is demolishing us so hard our only chance to make it to playoffs is thru a tied score”

    • @mrmcawesome9746
      @mrmcawesome9746 27 днів тому

      Headcanon about Harry Potter that makes more sense than the actual books #72542

    • @elephantwaffle5612
      @elephantwaffle5612 27 днів тому

      Yea this is it. It’s similar in a sense to how a tie in hockey gets the losing team a point and the winning team one less point. You could do a similar thing with if you score more points but don’t catch the snitch. Either way, in a World Cup final, it still makes no sense to grab the snitch if you’re down by more than 150

    • @Siege_Hey
      @Siege_Hey 27 днів тому +1

      @@elephantwaffle5612 unless individual wins are still rewarded to seekers as well. the concept of 2 competitions happening at the same time is kinda interesting, so one team would win world finals but seekers would win individuals. kinda like matt ryan getting mvp after the falcons lost the super bowl.

    • @potatovine
      @potatovine 27 днів тому +1

      Also, usually the snitch isnt found and caught for like at least 30 mins right? Why doesnt the seeker just get the ball and give the extra player on offense. You score 15 times and the other team literally cant stop the game if they dont want to lose. Also, iirc theres no rule that only the seeker can get the snitch. So why not just get 3-5 fast guys with good eyesight and hand eye coordination to hunt the snitch before the other guys score 150

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 26 днів тому

      I think it makes more sense to just lower the amount of points (maybe to around the value of 5 normal scores) and make it so that it only ends the game after a certain amount of time has passed, with an upper bound on how long the game can go. Like maybe the first 20 minutes catching it doesn't end the game, then after 60 minutes if the game hasn't ended then it ends. The numbers could do with some tweaking, but overall that feels like it'd make the game more fair and fun.

  • @VVheeli
    @VVheeli 27 днів тому +59

    14:40 the JK Rowling naming schemes are so, extremely funny for how weirdly targetted they seem to be.
    2 black wizards in the entire books. Dean Thomas, the most boring nothing name, and Kingsley SHACKLEBOLT. Like that’s a bit on the nose.
    Personal favorite is her weird grudge against French people. 4 French names/families. Voldemort as a French pun, Malfoys being the most bigoted pureblood family we see, Lestranges being a family of psychotic terrors, and Delacour as Fleur basically is portrayed as a husband stealer after book 4.

    • @SuperRage1998
      @SuperRage1998 27 днів тому

      She is British. ofc she hates the French.

    • @jamescharles5907
      @jamescharles5907 27 днів тому +4

      or how she names the english charactersr things like neville longbottom, or harry potter!! im extremely offended!!!

    • @thicc_ducc
      @thicc_ducc 27 днів тому +12

      ⁠I think he’s moreso just pointing out out how strangely on the nose a lot of the names are like Lupin being the name of a werewolf or Professor Sprout teaching about plants. Also u gotta admit it is kinda weird how all the major villains have French names (not gonna go as far as to claim its some kind of grudge tho)

    • @Dschonathan
      @Dschonathan 27 днів тому +23

      The japanese school was literally Rowling putting "magic place" in google translate and shipping it, it makes no sense to anyone actually speaking Japanese iirc. And of course, since there is a cliche of Japanese school children having long commutes, the Japanese wizard school is the only one that is not a boarding school.
      And African wizards don't use wands 💀

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 27 днів тому +7

      ⁠​⁠@@thicc_duccyeah I’m exaggerating a bit over “grudge” with the French, but Rowling does show a lot of favoritism with her characters. Like I get Gryffindor having a lot of the main good guys, but it’s weird that there’s a near complete absence of nearly all of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw who are basically neutral in the middle of what’s basically a wizard civil war.
      I just think it’s funny that her favoritism also seems to extend to naming the characters. Like when she needs an Irish name she just goes down the most common or stereotypical names in the country. (Seamus Finnigan).

  • @2Chair
    @2Chair 26 днів тому +2

    no cap I'm down for the Star Wars ramblings

  • @saranghae1saranghae
    @saranghae1saranghae 27 днів тому +22

    The stupid magical hat does literal phrenology to assign which house the students will serve.

    • @jamescharles5907
      @jamescharles5907 27 днів тому +2

      somehow phrenology is right every time

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus 27 днів тому +2

      LMAO phrenology!
      "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus 27 днів тому

      LMAO phrenology!
      "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus 27 днів тому +1

      LMAO phrenology!
      "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus 27 днів тому +1

      LMAO phrenology!
      "Oh, a Weasley! I can tell by the concave indentation in your sunken troglodyte skull! I know just where to put you!"

  • @ystraight6178
    @ystraight6178 27 днів тому +20

    The Glizzard Wizard back at it again

  • @doyen6409
    @doyen6409 27 днів тому +7

    Holy shit the editor cooked HARD

  • @dinguseggs5244
    @dinguseggs5244 27 днів тому +4

    Jellie ate with this intro

  • @Marioingreen74
    @Marioingreen74 27 днів тому +4

    The fact that Harry has mountains of gold by the time he turns 11. Like, wtf are the interest rates? And he chooses to scrounge off the Weasley's year after year who barely have 2 sickles to rub together without ever suggesting he could help them out financially. Not to mention he then inherits a whole ass mansion from a guy he's known for 2 years.

  • @normthedonald
    @normthedonald 27 днів тому +3

    Slytherin these nuts

  • @arunabprakas6069
    @arunabprakas6069 27 днів тому +3

    i am new to this community, i have no idea why you refer to mr. Atrioc as 'Glizzlord', 'Glizzard the Wizard', 'Glizztron', or simply 'Glizzy', but i have to say it makes perfect intuitive sense to me. Hat's off to y'all, nice to be here, and nice vid too :)

  • @theboat7548
    @theboat7548 27 днів тому +6

    30 views at 39 seconds? Kinda impressive actually

  • @matthewjalovick
    @matthewjalovick 27 днів тому +4

    Actually downvoting this video because of how bad of a take the glizzard had in this one. Phew. Expecting an apology soon.

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge 27 днів тому

      this is worse than when he █████████████████

  • @theodorelance9354
    @theodorelance9354 27 днів тому +1

    Editor went crazy! Locked tf in

  • @MilanAlabdi
    @MilanAlabdi 23 дні тому

    Lmao all the nicknames on the page flip at 0:40 the editings incredible

  • @irecordwithaphone1856
    @irecordwithaphone1856 27 днів тому +1

    Great editing

  • @liamvanepps6762
    @liamvanepps6762 25 днів тому

    The editing on this was sick

  • @jonahthrane812
    @jonahthrane812 26 днів тому +1

    I agree wizardry is stunted in comparison to muggle tech, nuclear bombs are OP.
    And the snitch is a mistake in Quidditch, its silly, so are beaters.
    Chasers and a keeper and three goals etc makes sense, its just handball (which is a thing), on brooms with three smaller goals.
    Now imagine youre playing soccer and theres just a cricket player on the side lines throwing wooden balls at you, and you just add a cricket player to the team to protect the team. Just remove the ball assaulting your players, and focus on scoring goals for like 2 halves of 40. Done. Easy.

  • @soasertsus
    @soasertsus 27 днів тому +1

    The editing in the intro goes crazy

  • @annoy4nce648
    @annoy4nce648 26 днів тому +2

    If anyone wants a recommendation on a fantasy story that actually builds up a believable world, Mother of Learning is a good read. I recommend it to literally everyone who likes fantasy and books and fantasy books.

  • @kitsune_thunder
    @kitsune_thunder 14 днів тому

    The intro to this video is amazing, watched like 5 times

  • @emeraldfrostii
    @emeraldfrostii 26 днів тому

    The intro editing has been stepped UP

  • @matthewjefferson9797
    @matthewjefferson9797 26 днів тому +1

    I agree on the people showing up for sporting events they can't see but that's pretty much the same as the Tour De France or any Marathon

  • @AyooSon
    @AyooSon 26 днів тому

    That page flip in the beginning was pretty fire ngl😂🔥

  • @mathieuisanove7624
    @mathieuisanove7624 27 днів тому +1

    As a real world quidditch (quadball) player, it has changed to a set score system, after 20 minutes the snitch comes out, a guy in shorts, and the team that’s winning you add 60 points to their current score and which ever team gets to that set score wins, the snitch is only worth 35 points.

  • @Penggu_
    @Penggu_ 27 днів тому +1

    The editing is fucking fire for this one

  • @AfroSamuraii_
    @AfroSamuraii_ 27 днів тому

    There was a game on the PS2 called Quidditch World Cup. It’s still one of my favorite games. I heard there’s supposed to be a successor coming out sometime soon, but I can’t imagine it’ll reignite my love for the original game.
    Quidditch as a sport would be a helluva lot better if catching the snitch gave you thirty or fifty points, and multiple snitches were released per match.

  • @coachmcguirk6297
    @coachmcguirk6297 23 дні тому +1

    The thing about Krum catching it for a loss made sense because the irish seeker had already spotted the snitch and was going after it. He was guaranteed going to catch it unless Krum beat him to it and caught it first. There was no time to wait for his team to catch up. It was either catch the snitch right then and lose by 10 or let the irish seeker catch the snitch right then and lose by like 300. Either way the snitch was getting caught right at that moment by one of the seekers.

  • @ladycalily
    @ladycalily 27 днів тому +1

    He is so much more passionate about this than I thought he would be I fucking love it

  • @orianna1220
    @orianna1220 27 днів тому

    Well done on that intro!

  • @mikestar104
    @mikestar104 27 днів тому +1

    now this is the main channel content we know and love

  • @michaelboyle7281
    @michaelboyle7281 27 днів тому

    This is the perfect video for a birthday gift, thank you Big A

  • @jdizon
    @jdizon 27 днів тому +2

    22 minute yap session. I cannot fathom how long the section of the stream this was taken from

  • @dmwmarchioni
    @dmwmarchioni 27 днів тому +2

    0:40 God bless editor Jellie_23 for the text detail on the page turn. Want you to know, we noticed Jellie.

    • @jellie_23
      @jellie_23 27 днів тому +1

      im so glad someone did LOL

  • @g4ppy491
    @g4ppy491 27 днів тому +1

    this is the best intro to an atrioc intro in recent memory

  • @darmbiedw9103
    @darmbiedw9103 27 днів тому

    great editing, Jellie!

  • @IsaacMiecz
    @IsaacMiecz 27 днів тому +1

    woah the editing is crazy on this one

    • @IsaacMiecz
      @IsaacMiecz 27 днів тому

      that intro is awesome

  • @Dipshiddderek
    @Dipshiddderek 27 днів тому +1

    Intro was heat

  • @SondreGrneng
    @SondreGrneng 27 днів тому +2

    In defense of Krum catching the snitch (and trust me, I hate defending canon) He knew there was no way Bulgaria would catch up. Bulgaria had one good player, Krum. Ireland had seven good players and while Aiden Lynch is outclassed by Krum, the rest of the Irish team outclasses the rest of the Bulgarian Team, and yeah. I believe the only reason Bulgaria made the final is Krum.
    Krum would have to catch the snitch simply so that the point differential isn't too embarrassing for Bulgaria.
    the only reason this actually makes sense is that Rowling couldn't design a good sport to save her life.

  • @piggecasimir
    @piggecasimir 27 днів тому +2

    Magical intro

  • @eskipotato
    @eskipotato 26 днів тому

    Unironically my favorite big A vid in a hot minute

  • @Tobiasberger
    @Tobiasberger 26 днів тому

    This is so entertaining- I’m glad yhis video exists

  • @MrBiosh0ck
    @MrBiosh0ck 26 днів тому +1

    Holy intro batman!