Beating Minecraft Without MEN

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  • @suddendeqth
    @suddendeqth 16 днів тому +103

    I am a male being and I really cannot stand water. When I drink, I constantly teleport into random places to survive the pain, this video is so relatable.

  • @Viillager
    @Viillager 16 днів тому +222

    challenge failed instantly. at 1:15 you clearly get an advanceMENt.

  • @Copydog2686
    @Copydog2686 17 днів тому +562

    the vine boom sound effect was absolutely artistically nessesary and funnier every time

    • @stone_rblx
      @stone_rblx 17 днів тому +2

      no replys? lemme fix that.

  • @yarycat
    @yarycat 17 днів тому +179

    i broke out into laughter when you said "it could be a leg... size isnt everything"

    • @papertroll1876
      @papertroll1876 16 днів тому +5

      I was laughing too hard at that point, I totally missed that!

  • @skull_lee
    @skull_lee 17 днів тому +262

    Really just said "i am steve" at the end

  • @Moondrop-mm3ry
    @Moondrop-mm3ry 15 днів тому +23

    1. Switch your skin to water
    2. Only trade with the villagers that like Panera Bread until they give you everything you need to beat the game
    3. Go to the End (The EnderMEN won't attack you since you're water)
    4. One hit kill the Enderdragon with Panera Bread

  • @Dolphinman
    @Dolphinman 19 днів тому +352

    i love farming balls and rods to beat minecraft

    • @BeckDaniel
      @BeckDaniel 17 днів тому

      Lesbian better. Boooooo rods and balls.

    • @Silva-y8k
      @Silva-y8k 17 днів тому +7

      Crazy !

    • @45Gunner556
      @45Gunner556 17 днів тому +1

      @@Silva-y8kCrazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy crazy? I was crazy once…

    • @PekkaBF
      @PekkaBF 17 днів тому

      Cock and balls was the way all along

  • @TBNAfrangsYT
    @TBNAfrangsYT 14 днів тому +12

    2:10 “So hot in here, like my ex-“
    *Naw, das crazy!*

  • @Jakku_13
    @Jakku_13 15 днів тому +18

    the fact that she got monster hunter from killing the dragon is so funny idk why

  • @dacvucat
    @dacvucat 17 днів тому +87

    Bro didnt know Piglin-chan is a pure cute anime girl...

  • @Fexxis_
    @Fexxis_ 17 днів тому +411

    women are so cool, i wanna be one when i grow up

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 17 днів тому +13

      only then will you be able to achieve what AssassinJillian could not

    • @thelordmayor-l5e
      @thelordmayor-l5e 17 днів тому +22

      if you cannot beat the enemy, join them

    • @inserire_nome
      @inserire_nome 17 днів тому +26

      you know that function to change gender in real life, when and where do you want? I'm trying to unlock it but they tell me that I have to pay or that I have to watch 4 ads... damn!

    • @JohnHunter-ns4mu
      @JohnHunter-ns4mu 17 днів тому +9

      Its good to have goals, but you should keep them realistc

    • @ManlyManThe85th
      @ManlyManThe85th 17 днів тому

      bro

  • @Scriptometry
    @Scriptometry 16 днів тому +22

    0:45 - "Set own game mode to Survival Mode"

  • @Seaquel
    @Seaquel 17 днів тому +275

    The “into fire” achievement from getting a blaze rod is described as “relieve a blaze of its rod” therefore you failed the run and it is impossible. Villagers however are breedable mobs, and all breedable mobs are female. They reproduce similarly to the animal known as a “lesbian gecko”

    • @kiffley
      @kiffley 17 днів тому +47

      does a fire elemental with 11 rods count as a gendered creature. We can note that a blaze does not have the characteristics of a biological lifeform, as it's counterpart the breeze demonstrates. The blaze and breeze are less like any creature seen in our modern world as their drops, these rods can be crushed down to the base components, these base components being that of simple elemental properties like O/CO₂ in a breeze's wind charge, whilst destroying all aspects of what made the item the item in the first place. Meaning that a blaze's rod is made entirely of blaze powder, We do not have a perfect way of describing what blaze powder is as it is clearly not pure fire. It is a type of magical component that can be used in alchemy. Likely a result of their entirely magical appearances. Whilst diving into the uses of blaze powder it does bring in certain confusions. The blaze rods are a neccessary ingredient within any potions. Without many of these showing actual chemical reactions in the modern world we can assume that a potion's effect is dependent on several aspects. With blaze powder being the activater for magical processes. As without it you are left with simply an ingredient and a bottle of water. This in most cases is not actually proof of anything as many potion effects really don't have any aspects to do with the type of rod you baselessly and automatically assumed the blaze rod to be. Except for 2 specific potions. Being:
      Potion of infestation
      and
      Potion of oozing
      Whilst we may state that this proves the inherit nature of a blaze's rod we deny ourselves the truths in further inspection The potion of oozing being a great place to start in. So in this combination of slime and blaze powder it results in a potion who's partakers will produce slimes upon damage. We may use a base knowledge understanding and see a slime as an egg and the blaze powder being the activater however fail to recognize actual slime biology. A slime can not be bred and does not come from any known magical aspects. Instead a slime acts more similarly to a eukaryotic cell, splitting into multiple parts, not to dissimilar to mitosis. With no gendered explanation for a slime's splits other than straight up magic. An individual eukaryotic cell does not have any set gender. The reason why this matters is that a slime's slime balls are simply a piece of the slime so small that it does not have the capabilities of life. With something like a blaze powder we can see that it acts in a way where it extremifies any elements it is brewed into, with ghast tears having minor healing properties being turned into full on health potions, turtle shells giving properties to a turtle. We can simply realize this fact and realise that the blaze rod is simply extremifying the slime into a potion that either does have slime or makes you mitosis like slime. This is proven further in the potion of infestation. The potion of infestation is simply a rock and blaze powder which makes you produce silverfish on hit. I did the research, rocks don't give birth. Nor does every rock have silver fish eggs on it.
      Sure, I guess in the very abstract way of defining what makes a creature a man you could say that having a creature make another creature start to come to life. You may say that this entirely magical creature is a man. Though I'd like to point out a lot of people don't align to their gender at birth, and just because they can do this process doesn't mean they are a man. In fact, there is more evidence provided in just your comment that a blaze is transgender amab than a man. Just taking into the account that the advancement says: "relieve a blaze of its rod" we can already take into account that a blaze does not want this rod.
      According to the dictionary the word relive has two definitions
      1.
      cause (pain, distress, or difficulty) to become less severe or serious.
      2.
      release (someone) from duty by taking their place.
      Why, if this creature is biologically male, and is specifically happy to be male would the term relieve be used in this definition. It turns out that a vast majority of men who are happy in being men don't experience pain from having their rod, Unless the rods hurt to have for the blaze, which makes no sense since it does not have any pain receptors because it is a magical creature that has flying rods all around it. Not to mention the fact a blaze is constantly on fire meaning the relief from not having a rod wouldn't quell the fact it's always on fire. You can not argue either you are doing any other action to a blaze's rod since you are removing it from the blaze. There is absolutely zero possibility that even if this creature is biologically masculine that it identifies as such and we should respect it's gender identity. Do not misgender your minecraft mobs. In case you want more qualifying evidence. A qualification in the video is the usage of the minecraft wiki, which uses they/them pronouns for the blaze:
      minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Blaze
      The term "relieve a blaze of it's rod" could NOT be even used as an inuendo either. because in this scenario, you are describing it as "relieve a man of his #!%*()!" which makes no sense for an inuendo! The advancement doesn't even refer to the blaze as a he! It refers to it as an IT
      YOU, MY GOOD FELLOW ARE WRONG ON A UA-cam COMMENT SECTION!!!!!!!!!
      GET. OUT.
      (my comment is entirely uneccessary, I am so sorry)
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    • @VielleichtChronos
      @VielleichtChronos 17 днів тому +10

      ​@@kiffleyI aint Reading all that

    • @nr1wartortlefan
      @nr1wartortlefan 17 днів тому +26

      CLEARLY the blaze is non binary with it/its pronouns.

    • @findot777
      @findot777 17 днів тому +1

      relieving a blaze of its rod implies the blaze does not want its rod meaning all blazes are transfem you phobe

    • @埊
      @埊 17 днів тому +2

      @@kiffley You, sage, reside on mount 嶽.

  • @camerontupper1138
    @camerontupper1138 16 днів тому +13

    According to the Minecraft mob design book all mobs are gender neutral

  • @Dogempire-001
    @Dogempire-001 17 днів тому +50

    Maybe the real men were the friend we made along the way

  • @SayfuHQ
    @SayfuHQ 17 днів тому +77

    THAT THUMBNAIL IS WILD LMAO

  • @o_rtho
    @o_rtho 19 днів тому +51

    i cried. you crew. we all crode.

  • @OspreyMantis
    @OspreyMantis 17 днів тому +143

    As a male, I disappeared as soon as she actually started playing Minecraft

    • @Logan_alexander_gaming
      @Logan_alexander_gaming 16 днів тому +2

      As a powerful boy I was able to remain on this video.

    • @goldenfennekin
      @goldenfennekin 16 днів тому +4

      @Logan_alexander_gaming oh, then have i got news for you, buddy

    • @Clyvorn
      @Clyvorn 16 днів тому

      @@goldenfennekin nah bro
      he just identifies as they/them

    • @Logan_alexander_gaming
      @Logan_alexander_gaming 16 днів тому

      @@Clyvorn bro chill, I'm just saying I'm underage...

  • @jyanthewitherkiller
    @jyanthewitherkiller 18 днів тому +222

    "you cant spell:
    woman without man
    female without male
    ladies without lad
    her without he"
    - Albert Einstein 2024
    ✍🔥

    • @Wreniffer
      @Wreniffer 17 днів тому +61

      buddy is stuck in the past, its 2025, 2024 was like so last week

    • @fatmario420
      @fatmario420 17 днів тому +2

      @Wreniffer well he ain't wrong tho!

    • @ziggo_pro
      @ziggo_pro 17 днів тому +1

      Millionaires are Soo last year

    • @Nishalreact
      @Nishalreact 17 днів тому +2

      She without HE add IT BROOO

    • @MuskanASMR
      @MuskanASMR 17 днів тому +5

      I'll be a "girl" then how about that 😂

  • @klegos
    @klegos 7 днів тому +1

    The Enderman started chasing you… which means you interacted with him by staring at him.

  • @benjaminplassart4189
    @benjaminplassart4189 17 днів тому +10

    4:16 "I realized something : I was the man" **the man by taylor swift starts playing**

  • @panagiotis8525
    @panagiotis8525 17 днів тому +32

    1:53 and where do you think the villager got the pearls from? From dead enderMEN

  • @brandynamite3022
    @brandynamite3022 17 днів тому +51

    Now try beating the game without the MENus

  • @VZXK08
    @VZXK08 16 днів тому +4

    2:51 I know that the ender man is aggravated at AssassinJillian. But because the ender man was getting the shit beaten out of the blaze, so it looks like the ender man is screaming in agony and it’s REALLY FUNNY.

  • @RemainingAxis565
    @RemainingAxis565 17 днів тому +34

    Yeah all men canonically hate water

    • @goldenfennekin
      @goldenfennekin 16 днів тому +5

      can confirm, i was the water

    • @Ocro555
      @Ocro555 15 днів тому +3

      @@goldenfennekin can confirm, I was the hate

    • @Gunpauder_Gaming
      @Gunpauder_Gaming 14 днів тому

      @@Ocro555 can confirm, I was the water

  • @DashPum4
    @DashPum4 17 днів тому +115

    absolute cinema

    • @Shy_moai.
      @Shy_moai. 17 днів тому +4

      cine-man...

    • @SonicFanXtreme
      @SonicFanXtreme 17 днів тому

      I agree

    • @RyDaCol
      @RyDaCol 17 днів тому +2

      Now, you know this video is underrated if you find Dashpum here

    • @fryagent
      @fryagent 17 днів тому

      wait. dashpum. YOUR HERE

    • @Torbenby_
      @Torbenby_ 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@Shy_moai. Cinnamon

  • @Starryeyyed67
    @Starryeyyed67 17 днів тому +44

    Great plot twist 5/5 stars NO DRAMA

    • @dragonblitz502
      @dragonblitz502 17 днів тому +1

      I ate another chunk of meat.

    • @PinkaholicOfficial
      @PinkaholicOfficial 16 днів тому

      @dragonblitz502 was it tasty

    • @dragonblitz502
      @dragonblitz502 16 днів тому +1

      @PinkaholicOfficial It's a reference to a youtuber. He usually starts his videos with "This is me, an asian." If you wanna figure out who he is.

    • @Starryeyyed67
      @Starryeyyed67 16 днів тому

      @@dragonblitz502 FINALLY someone got the reference yiippeee

    • @dragonblitz502
      @dragonblitz502 16 днів тому

      @@Starryeyyed67 "finally" meaning after 1 hour lol.

  • @LavaMongoose
    @LavaMongoose 16 днів тому +3

    This run is so goated. Its faster than any normal rsg run. Probably says something about society. You slay queen💅🏻

  • @nemoclavon566
    @nemoclavon566 17 днів тому +400

    Woke has gone to far LEAVE MY MINECRAFT ALONE

    • @star5384
      @star5384 17 днів тому +72

      Lmao 💀. your are being sarcastic right?

    • @rantaroamami4841
      @rantaroamami4841 17 днів тому +36

      ​@@star5384God I hope so 😅

    • @loop4569
      @loop4569 17 днів тому +16

      @@star5384 100%

    • @cyan0984
      @cyan0984 17 днів тому +4

      say sike right now

    • @AD_Rap
      @AD_Rap 17 днів тому

      Who’s woke

  • @joneyor6595
    @joneyor6595 16 днів тому +3

    The way she was making a nether portal with emerald blocks 💀

  • @HaplessCarrot
    @HaplessCarrot 17 днів тому +13

    Lovely video! Always good to see other small-ish UA-camrs!!

  • @wingcaster6
    @wingcaster6 17 днів тому +23

    As a former “man”, the fact you can beat Minecraft this way is a revelation. Clearly the most important bit of information on a generation 😮

    • @Wreniffer
      @Wreniffer 17 днів тому +1

      omg also former man!

    • @fatmario420
      @fatmario420 17 днів тому +2

      Im a man and I'll stay as a man, But I am not like the other "men" who would say for the sake of It, as I do have my reasons why I'd stay as a man.

    • @Wreniffer
      @Wreniffer 17 днів тому

      @ yeah, im going to need a list of reasons to be a man, maybe ill try out being a man again lol

  • @vanshbjp
    @vanshbjp 17 днів тому +9

    Wow, you’re such a phenoMENal achiever for beating Minecraft without MEN, The MENtal strengthenMENt of the MENtor required immense MENaceMENt of fragile MENtalities, while ensuring the alignMENt of all achieveMENts with the experiMENtal developMENt of society's fundaMENtal improveMENts,But this gave my MENtal stability a retireMENT.

  • @Chazyyyboi
    @Chazyyyboi 17 днів тому +10

    This is absolutely brilliant 😂Best Minecraft video I've seen in ages

  • @thefemboyking
    @thefemboyking 14 днів тому +1

    LMAOO right after saying "I made a new friend!" the single frame of the death screen took me out 💀 this video is iconic. Peak Minecraft content.

  • @somebody-who-thinks-hes-mature
    @somebody-who-thinks-hes-mature 16 днів тому +2

    Just got this on my recommendations and another small channel thats underrated youtube is doing something right

  • @notcacti
    @notcacti 17 днів тому +21

    this is such a creative video. i loved every single second. worth 4 minutes 20 seconds of my attention. WE WANT MORE

  • @xGloamingDxrkness
    @xGloamingDxrkness 16 днів тому +3

    I have no idea why you popped up on my recommend but I'm so happy you did, this is genuinely so fucking funny

  • @kiffley
    @kiffley 17 днів тому +40

    4:14 transmasc egg getting hatched

  • @Romper3
    @Romper3 17 днів тому +21

    This is by far the most random thing i've seen in months 💀You gotta do a part 2 (Beating minecraft without women)

  • @SageyW
    @SageyW 17 днів тому +7

    that plot twist at the end was sharper than my Gillette Mach3 Men's Razor Blade
    peak minecraft content

  • @On1yGreen
    @On1yGreen 16 днів тому +3

    this is actually really funny 😭,very well done for your first vid

  • @TBNAfrangsYT
    @TBNAfrangsYT 14 днів тому +1

    Ooh! Panera Bread! I’ll give you some Blaze *RODS!*

  • @dodorex18
    @dodorex18 16 днів тому +2

    I've never seen you in the minecraft youtube community before, but I can guarantee that you're gonna go a long way.

  • @funwithstudies9752
    @funwithstudies9752 17 днів тому +11

    you never asked the dragon if *SHE* liked *#PANERA** BREAD#*

  • @oliolioliX
    @oliolioliX 17 днів тому +13

    This is actually hilarious I love your humor and editing style!!

  • @justcasuallygaming9680
    @justcasuallygaming9680 17 днів тому +3

    Delightful thumbnail, with a 4:20 video duration combo.
    A true art of an intelectual

  • @EXSILERYIXZILZ
    @EXSILERYIXZILZ 17 днів тому +2

    this video was absolutely amazing keep doing these types of videos pleaseee 😭😭

  • @DrJunD
    @DrJunD 17 днів тому +3

    This is the best Minecraft video idea I have ever seen

  • @qiwiwiwiv
    @qiwiwiwiv 17 днів тому +3

    this is the absolute peak of minecraft

  • @MickeyMouseTotallyReal
    @MickeyMouseTotallyReal 13 днів тому +1

    While watching this video I just couldn't stop thinking of Tenko from Danganronpa, I wonder why

  • @Duckspelledwrong
    @Duckspelledwrong 17 днів тому +6

    the thumbnail is crazy 😭

  • @bibekdas7449
    @bibekdas7449 15 днів тому +3

    1:13 Iron Golems are literally golems. Aka robots like entity!
    They are not supposed to have a gender 😭.

  • @Nettle_
    @Nettle_ 17 днів тому +6

    You really like rods and farming balls

  • @waffleboy474
    @waffleboy474 17 днів тому +4

    oh good, I was starting to worry that it was impossible

  • @a.bergstrom7172
    @a.bergstrom7172 16 днів тому +1

    As a 6’4 man I’m glad this put me and other men in their place and showed the strength of women! (I’m 6’4 btw)

    • @jespee
      @jespee 12 днів тому

      bro summarized all the big youtubers comments on this video

  • @heavenlyenergy
    @heavenlyenergy 17 днів тому +4

    "beating minecraft without men"
    *"literally trades with villagers"*

    • @lecameleon3183
      @lecameleon3183 17 днів тому +3

      did you listen to the video?

    • @heavenlyenergy
      @heavenlyenergy 17 днів тому +1

      @lecameleon3183 what do you think its 2 in the morning

    • @lecameleon3183
      @lecameleon3183 17 днів тому

      @heavenlyenergy I don't know where you live, I couldn't know that

    • @heavenlyenergy
      @heavenlyenergy 17 днів тому +1

      @lecameleon3183 now you do

  • @TheCoffeePowder
    @TheCoffeePowder 16 днів тому +3

    mythical youtube pull

  • @KripsyBac0nn
    @KripsyBac0nn 14 днів тому

    you're so insanely underrated i giggled at least once this video is a masterpiece of the fine arts and i will be damned if it is not in the museum by next week

  • @proton3748
    @proton3748 16 днів тому +2

    We got woke minecraft before gta 6

  • @TheOnlyTomira
    @TheOnlyTomira 17 днів тому +4

    that thumbnail is WILD 🙏🙏😭😭

  • @IsabelleReads
    @IsabelleReads 17 днів тому +5

    EnderMEN hate water. Very realistic.

  • @THEPROTAGONIST-r4j
    @THEPROTAGONIST-r4j 15 днів тому +1

    Villagers are men cannon

  • @ocularsurfacewatermelon689
    @ocularsurfacewatermelon689 17 днів тому +3

    This video is so nonsensical and yet so funny lmao

  • @cyan0984
    @cyan0984 17 днів тому +5

    the minecraft movie we deserved

  • @CristalitOfficial
    @CristalitOfficial 17 днів тому +5

    Ive always wanted to know how to beat Minecraft without men

  • @_nutcracker
    @_nutcracker 16 днів тому +1

    This speedrun passes the bechdel test

  • @vexhork
    @vexhork 17 днів тому +5

    This is incredibly unhinged 😭🙏

  • @skittlezskings
    @skittlezskings 16 днів тому +2

    why is this so fire

  • @Cairobertsss169
    @Cairobertsss169 16 днів тому +2

    Mission Impossible... 💀

  • @44Hd22
    @44Hd22 17 днів тому +2

    2:11 They are the rod cells in your eyes to detect different brightnesses.
    3:23 Use human repellent. It doesn’t use spray but it accelerates small metal masses and it’s really good at fending off humans.

  • @happy_4607
    @happy_4607 16 днів тому +2

    Legendary youtube video pull

  • @GetRekted45
    @GetRekted45 16 днів тому

    This is a great video .I was having a bored time preparing for my exam but this video just made me a chill guy

  • @Alpha_zino
    @Alpha_zino 11 днів тому +1

    Boom!! Video idea, beating the game without women

  • @Brian_thegrasstoucher
    @Brian_thegrasstoucher 17 днів тому +7

    Finally a woman playing Minecraft who is also calm. Finally after searching FOR YEARS

  • @XavierCat
    @XavierCat 14 днів тому

    This is exactly what I like to see. Keep up the good work.

  • @MonkeyChugler5
    @MonkeyChugler5 16 днів тому +2

    Hopefully u become famous bro 🤞

  • @SigmaN0tati0n
    @SigmaN0tati0n 16 днів тому +1

    The thumbnail is CRAZY

  • @RetroBrine-mc
    @RetroBrine-mc 17 днів тому +3

    This is beautiful:') so majestic.

  • @Alliedloki
    @Alliedloki 16 днів тому +4

    But notch Jeb and dinner bone made the game so no you can’t even open the game

  • @MaskMajor
    @MaskMajor 17 днів тому +2

    Oh dude this reminds me of trapperdapper!!!!

  • @LoganverseS1
    @LoganverseS1 16 днів тому +3

    Despite this video sounding like an anti-man advertisement, I have to say this is an interesting and funny video

  • @daireks
    @daireks 15 днів тому

    best type of this video ive seen in a while 😭

  • @keane4464
    @keane4464 17 днів тому +7

    2:55 looked at enderMEN
    fun fact: endermen agro if you look at them
    dunno about you, but i think that's interaction right there
    CHALLENGE FAILED

  • @adoyo
    @adoyo 4 дні тому +1

    The fact that Blaze Rods could be legs...I wish it was something else frfr Mojang please I beg you 😔🙏

  • @WystfulMC
    @WystfulMC 17 днів тому +3

    i see nothing suspicious at 2:43

  • @BLOCK_MASTER
    @BLOCK_MASTER 17 днів тому +3

    Notch tweeted that all the mobs in the game are men and they are all gay.
    Challenging impossible

  • @PalczakWombiasty
    @PalczakWombiasty 17 днів тому +32

    When you hit 1 million subs in 3 years, please remember about us, who were there before 150.

  • @Ramzi65ok
    @Ramzi65ok 18 днів тому +9

    “Fun fact: blazes really like Panera bread” -Assassinjillian 2024

  • @MeepelyOfficial
    @MeepelyOfficial 17 днів тому +1

    The vine booms when she says men is what gets me 😂

  • @Jojoslices
    @Jojoslices 19 днів тому +22

    This is so dumb I love this

  • @SmokerDuck585
    @SmokerDuck585 17 днів тому +2

    Everytime you saw a male, i guess you could say that you had
    see-men

  • @thethumbisafinger
    @thethumbisafinger 17 днів тому +27

    villagers and other passive mobs are in superposition between male and female and they only become a single state when you breed them

    • @assassinjillian
      @assassinjillian  17 днів тому +11

      @thethumbisafinger genderfluidity at its finest

    • @voidfullheart
      @voidfullheart 17 днів тому +7

      schodringers villager

    • @thethumbisafinger
      @thethumbisafinger 17 днів тому +1

      @ “I don’t know if the villager is male or female until I watch inside the box”
      “hrmm”
      “shut up”

    • @vivianh-dev
      @vivianh-dev 17 днів тому +6

      counterpoint: if you breed 2 villagers, A and B, then breed B and C, A and C would have to be the same gender. But you can breed villagers A and C. thus, villagers reproduce asexually.

    • @thethumbisafinger
      @thethumbisafinger 17 днів тому +1

      @ they sacrifice the food you give them to summon a child

  • @LavenderHeartsinBlue
    @LavenderHeartsinBlue 17 днів тому +1

    I love this video it’s going in my "absolute masterpiece" thingy :D

  • @3amdemon
    @3amdemon 17 днів тому +1

    I like panera bread its the fastest way to beat minecraft
    It can be used for trading
    Making bodyguards
    ONE shotting the ender dragon

  • @eliteplier
    @eliteplier 15 днів тому

    This is the best video a woman has made.

  • @AxoExtras
    @AxoExtras 17 днів тому +1

    why was this actually a calculated challenge 😭😭

  • @garrison-j3x
    @garrison-j3x 15 днів тому

    0:09 "is this possible?" No because you need men to *clears throat*

  • @Sirbobsef
    @Sirbobsef 16 днів тому +2

    that plot twist was crazy