(Scifi HFY) T.F.O.S

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2025

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +24

    This is will be last premiere until Friday , unless the internet comes back early
    There will be normal releases for the next 3 days , its all uploaded and scheduled but i wont be around to reply to anything until Friday

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +40

    1st Story: SPEARS! The Quam used SPEARS! And we orbital dropped Death Mecha Tanks on them…HELL YEAH!

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +10

      And take note that the humans were going EASY on the Quam, because they didn't just shoot them up with starship weaponry.

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 2 роки тому +4

      Peace...through superior firepower.

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 2 роки тому +12

    Nothing like a 40mm to ruin the enemies concentration.

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 4 роки тому +70

    With sound graph, I visualize you as an advanced AI that is telling us of the human race

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +22

      shhhhhh don't tell everyone....

    • @voodoovince8001
      @voodoovince8001 3 роки тому +14

      That explains who controls the nanite swarm.

  • @misterchester6727
    @misterchester6727 4 роки тому +57

    Man that guy in the Second Story is really messing with that aliens mind isn't he

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 2 роки тому +3

      I would love to see Jeff Dunham's reaction while he listens to this.

  • @cantharelluscibarius2244
    @cantharelluscibarius2244 2 роки тому +7

    Alien:NOOOO MUH HONOR!!!
    humans: Hehe, nukes go kaboom.

  • @chrisdefresne3235
    @chrisdefresne3235 3 роки тому +4

    When in doubt about humanity, embrace the line from Ambassador Molari regarding humans in war.
    Also, Drop feet first into Hell.

  • @james35124
    @james35124 3 роки тому +19

    The "r" sound in colonel comes from him, when he's upset... and they usually are about something

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 2 роки тому +5

    "Millions for defense but not one cent for tribute"

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 3 роки тому +24

    The humans must have been laughing so hard to be engaged in battle by aliens with SPEARS and SWORDS

    • @Johnlanzer
      @Johnlanzer 3 роки тому +4

      Wait, did I miss the part where the aliens are supposed to be space-fairing? Why the hell are the Quam using spears of all things?

    • @robertschumacher2707
      @robertschumacher2707 3 роки тому +8

      @@Johnlanzer The ales in this fic are all 'honor and glory' types. 'Wars' are fought to a highly specific set of rules, on agreed terrain, with standardized melee weapons. Whereas as always humans operate to one rule: "I win, you lose. If I can't win, nobody does."

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 2 роки тому +4

    Swords and spear versus Mechs ?
    This will not end well for the Quam.

  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 Рік тому +3

    Swords and spears? Predetermined times and battlefields? We left the middle ages behind a long time ago and developed automatic weapons to slaughter our enemies at long range.
    Dumb xenos.

  • @jamesback8024
    @jamesback8024 Рік тому +1

    Comment for the algorithm

  • @brianmeadows1137
    @brianmeadows1137 16 днів тому

    Third story, The r sound is used because the root language german or old anglo saxon where the c was accented to sound like an r like kernal used to descrbe a seed

  • @localcryptid3127
    @localcryptid3127 4 роки тому +17

    I found you , I loved you , I benged your content , and now I got nothing more. I need to stop doing that

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +1

      I could use that. There is 858, so accomplishing that will be out of strength and a challenge. Any addiction or excitnent will wear off, and i can acheive something.

    • @localcryptid3127
      @localcryptid3127 3 роки тому +1

      @@bobsterclause342 elaborate I would love to hear this

    • @localcryptid3127
      @localcryptid3127 3 роки тому

      I did this out of “ooo new thing to hyper focus on”

  • @RandomGuy-nt1no
    @RandomGuy-nt1no 4 роки тому +11

    The sound graph is new

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      that it is , busy playing around with it to add a little more the videos

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +7

    Speaking a language developed during the No-one-can-read-and-write Ages
    (English

  • @140kittykat
    @140kittykat Рік тому +1

    First time I saw the word "colonel" I was so mad cuz I was trying to read a neighbor kid a 101 Dalmatians story, and I knew the dog's name, and that word WAS NOT it. Her mom assured me it was right, and English is weird

  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 4 роки тому +16

    Did... Did somebody write Jeff Dunham fanfiction?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @rhinobird
      @rhinobird 3 роки тому +7

      I can neither confirm nor deny that I did or did not write Jeff Dunham fanfiction

  • @jasonisbored6679
    @jasonisbored6679 2 роки тому +1

    It's simple, 27th cousin!
    The word "colonel" is very old, and while the people who wrote about armies are very proper, those who serve in them are not and especially weren't that long ago. So the sounds diverged while the spelling remained!

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Рік тому

      Nope, weirder. It came from French (who got it from Italian), which had two spellings and two pronunciations. Then when it made the jump into English they took one spelling and the others pronunciation and stuck them together. Because English isn't a language, it's three languages in a trench coat that lures other languages into a dark alley, knocks them out and then rifles through their pockets for anything "interesting".

  • @Johnlanzer
    @Johnlanzer 3 роки тому +3

    Wait... I thought the Quam would have advanced weapons since they're the first one to make contact with the humans?

    • @chrisdefresne3235
      @chrisdefresne3235 3 роки тому

      Remember, they believe in Martial warfare. Martial warfare is something from the middle ages, weapons included.

  • @TheGelatinousSnake
    @TheGelatinousSnake 3 роки тому +31

    Blame the french for the spelling.
    Originally in Italian the leader Column was a Colonello
    Middle French had it spelled Koronel. Thats about the time the word came to English. English kept the French pronunciation but the Italian spelling.
    English will often take the easiest pronunciation but a spelling that helps point to meaning or etymology.
    Colonel leads a Column of soldiers.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 роки тому +5

      It hurts thinking about that as i am native Polish speaker and our words are read as writen and Colonel is Pułkownik because he leads Pułk (regiment). I am not ganna like english is often illogical to me like Queue why is that writen like that and then read as english letter Q

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 3 роки тому +1

      Wait until 27th cousin encounters ghoti. Or Worcestershire.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 3 роки тому +1

      @@diooverheaven6561 English orthography was mostly fixed before the vowel and consonant shifts of the fourteenth through seventeenth centuries - the pronunciation changed, but the spelling did not. In addition, words acquired new meanings and there were ongoing borrowings from other language with the spelling sometimes being anglicised and sometimes not. For example, the French word _gentil_ gave us gentle (with two separate meanings), gentry, and jaunty.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 3 роки тому

      @@condorboss3339 that's interesting but as i was saying my native language is Polish so it feels weird as Polish is more or less "here is alphabet and here are rules of how to read consonants" and you are set to go as you read exactly as it is writen however there is variation in Polish that is a problem like in english there is nothing like that. You know your language well so can you tell me why you need: the, a, an?

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 3 роки тому +1

      @@diooverheaven6561 'The' refers to a specific individual or item. 'The cat' would mean one specific cat - for example, 'The cat that lives in my house.'
      'A' refers to non-specific items. 'I would like to have a cat.' No particular cat is specified. 'An' is the form of 'a' used when the object in question has a vowel at the beginning of the word for it. 'That is an axe.' (With English, of course, there are always exceptions. example: 'a uniform' but 'an umbrella.')

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +2

    While the word that would become colonel originated in Italy it then went to France where two separate spellings and pronunciations are used interchangeably. Only the English would be stupid enough to take one spelling and the other pronunciation for one concept.

  • @JerrybutTaller
    @JerrybutTaller 2 роки тому +1

    I guess I'm a space racist because I fuckin LOVE human superiority stories

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +5

    For the Algorithm!

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +1

    To please the algorithm

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm.

  • @missedlegends5221
    @missedlegends5221 3 роки тому +1

    That was good

  • @mightyocelot
    @mightyocelot 10 місяців тому

    Re: story 1
    **Fortunate Son intensifies**

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 роки тому +2

    Bob the dragon

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 11 місяців тому

    Greeting everyone one, I hope this finds you well.

  • @LordOblivion6
    @LordOblivion6 3 роки тому +2

    Her people don't have the letter R.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      probably dropped it under the couch

  • @bryanmorris5958
    @bryanmorris5958 Рік тому

    Great narrations but you need more voices. Think Mel Blanc.

  • @fallenwatcher8114
    @fallenwatcher8114 4 роки тому +7

    First comment view and like

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +1

    F.T.A

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 3 роки тому +1

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 роки тому +1

    3rd Story: English, not even us Humans understand all of it.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      i second that

    • @voodoovince8001
      @voodoovince8001 3 роки тому +1

      English is about context, without context there is no English

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    78th, November 2023

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 2 роки тому +1

    like 645

  • @h.f.s1182
    @h.f.s1182 4 роки тому +4

    :)