TFOS# 467-First Last and Only & Humans are Weird :Questionable Substances (Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@paulhuston9991]

Sugar or caffeine... its 9am and I'm doing both haha

[@heyjoe1416]

Binge shuffle!
Good job, old boy!
Thank you!

[@Waftey]

Hey, the method of giving away free packets of coffee when an employee does a good job does wonders as well in real life. Because of that, I see giving away candy to sweet-toothed employees as a plausible way to make them work harder.

[@AgroSquerril]

incentives always help productivity

[@bobsterclause342]

Thank you for teaching me something

[@SergeyWaytov]

That 2 one is hilarious!

[@contrafax]

For The Author, For The Entertainment, and for The Aggravated Squirrel!

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@algorithmicabyss4150]

I would love to receive candy for doing a good job

[@purpledevilr7463]

Who wouldn’t.

[@AgroSquerril]

diabetics , which means more for everyone esle

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Agro Squerrils sugar free candy exists tho

[@AgroSquerril]

@@wildwikedwanderer1208 true but i doubt that would be the same category of dangerous substance

[@purpledevilr7463]

Diabetics may not be able to eat sweets but I’m guessing that they’d like to eat it even if they can’t. (Sweets is British for candies)

[@TheLazyComet]

Going above and beyond for a worthers original

[@calvingreene90]

Just a little token of appreciation.

[@normiesalvador1854]

I honestly thought it would be chocolate.

[@RocRolDis]

To the Tanith First, last and only!

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@frederikanby2634]

Candy??? Shit, i can outperform the average for candy

[@ragnorockcookie2868]

sad that humans were alone

[@Kualinar]

So... Apparently sugar is a «questionable substance». Why ?

[@robertbemis9800]

I guess we are all just a bunch of oversized Lemurs, aren’t we?

[@dragonwarrior1013]

It would be sad to find out humans were the only ones that have sentients

[@henrypaleveda7760]

I guess the candy man really can

[@MourningNihilist]

Aw I hoped it was beer

[@r0bhumm]

I was sure it was going to be chocolate.

[@sherylcascadden4988]

I was expecting chocolate.....

[@jeanannd]

LOL, candy?!

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@heyjoe1416]

👍😎👍

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@markthurst9751]

Malgafortharythem!!!

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

42nd, 27 October 2023

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A