Captain America's Life After Endgame

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  • @MrHeavyMusicFan
    @MrHeavyMusicFan 4 роки тому +17604

    "Captain America trying to not provide spoilers for 75 years straight"

    • @harrisontucker8397
      @harrisontucker8397 4 роки тому +578

      Accurate representation of Tom Holland during interviews

    • @thai8590
      @thai8590 4 роки тому +167

      While spiderman and hulk can't keep it for a second

    • @DMFM71
      @DMFM71 4 роки тому +42

      The best friend you could have

    • @EndomouEnd
      @EndomouEnd 4 роки тому +70

      Meanwhile
      Tom holland: did you kno-
      Samuel Jackson: you shut your mouth

    • @gurunstrx495
      @gurunstrx495 4 роки тому +28

      He can do this all day long

  • @田秀瀬
    @田秀瀬 5 років тому +7172

    I will pay anything to watch Chris Evans doing this loool

  • @Elemento0420
    @Elemento0420 5 років тому +50209

    Thanos and Tony weren't the only ones cursed with knowledge.

  • @protoniic
    @protoniic 2 роки тому +5955

    i love how peggy is 100% in character and realistic whereas steve is just an entirely new comedic relief character

    • @heavenlyderpfowl1180
      @heavenlyderpfowl1180 Рік тому +250

      That's because he is from future marvel where everything is comedy

    • @DailyLifeSolution
      @DailyLifeSolution Рік тому +49

      @@heavenlyderpfowl1180 Male superheroes are bafoons in Marvel products now.

    • @medievalcatguy6776
      @medievalcatguy6776 Рік тому +10

      ​@@DailyLifeSolutionLoki?

    • @RossPacino
      @RossPacino Рік тому +59

      Actually considering that Peggy founded one of the best intelligence organizations in the world, it seems out of character that she couldn’t deduce the truth.

    • @DailyLifeSolution
      @DailyLifeSolution Рік тому +2

      @@RossPacino You are right.

  • @williamcostigan91
    @williamcostigan91 5 років тому +3546

    Peggy: "You can't keep stone walling me about the future Steve!"
    Cap: "I can do this all day."

    • @TheMelMan
      @TheMelMan 5 років тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luckycapgaming5957
      @luckycapgaming5957 5 років тому +26

      William Costigan That was intentional, right? “Stone” walling?

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 5 років тому +8

      @@luckycapgaming5957 You know it

    • @ztank27
      @ztank27 5 років тому +4

      😁😁👍

    • @ancientpho
      @ancientpho 5 років тому

      I read that in Lucio's voice.

  • @YoniIsrael
    @YoniIsrael 5 років тому +11727

    1977
    at the cinema watching star wars
    Obi-wan: Darth Vader killed your father
    Steve: *cough* lier

    • @brucejunior1813
      @brucejunior1813 5 років тому +181

      You did not understand Obi-wan.

    • @toonterraminegamer1234
      @toonterraminegamer1234 5 років тому +391

      Yoni The K 1980
      At the cinema watching The Empire Strikes Back
      Darth Vader: I am you father
      Peggy: OMG! Who knew!
      Steve: *ahem*

    • @queenmegawatis5486
      @queenmegawatis5486 5 років тому +198

      From a certain point of view

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 років тому +64

      @@toonterraminegamer1234 more like
      Steve: *stuffs more movie snacks down his throat while making strange noises*

    • @jgeorge2693
      @jgeorge2693 5 років тому +10

      Josh Allen I got that reference. Taser face

  • @neltrd
    @neltrd 5 років тому +2483

    Peggy: Aw Steve just look at how cute Howard’s son is!
    Steve: Oh heh yeah yeah....

    • @mandipowell2418
      @mandipowell2418 5 років тому +111

      Steve: It's not like something awful will happen to him.
      Peggy: What was that dear?
      Steve: *Furiously shovels meatloaf into his mouth*

    • @65firered
      @65firered 5 років тому +37

      Steve: _whispering_ Even as a kid he looks like a smart ass.
      Peggy: Huh?
      Steve: What?

    • @mateoalvarado5163
      @mateoalvarado5163 5 років тому +5

      Has flashback of impairing his ark reactor with his sheild

    • @neltrd
      @neltrd 5 років тому

      65firered lhi

    • @lrvdo
      @lrvdo 5 років тому

      All peggy's nephews and nieces..

  • @lemoninthelimelight2574
    @lemoninthelimelight2574 Рік тому +2794

    I love that he says “I can’t tell you anything about the future” and then proceeds to explain the reason he had to come back which is a major event in the future.

    • @badonkadonk6655
      @badonkadonk6655 Рік тому +97

      I think it's cuz he knows she'd be dead by then

    • @blackice7050
      @blackice7050 Рік тому +54

      He didn't say any major events like Bucky assassinating Howard and Maria Stark , Hydra controlling Shield , the Avengers initiative and Nick Fury's idea after meeting Captain Marvel , his younger version destroying Shield base of operation and so on , so many of these events might been stopped if he actually said anything about it

    • @Matt-wb8ni
      @Matt-wb8ni Рік тому +12

      Which takes place after her death, so…

    • @Matt-wb8ni
      @Matt-wb8ni Рік тому +1

      @@Ojas97 🤷‍♂️

    • @jjam1025
      @jjam1025 Рік тому +2

      @@Ojas97she probably kept it a secret and never told it to anyone else before she died.

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras 5 років тому +15141

    Peggy: "Steve, that actor in the new Fantastic Four looks just like you!"
    Steve: \*Sweats loudly\*

    • @Deathpool_04
      @Deathpool_04 5 років тому +224

      Flame on!

    • @mrepicsauce4065
      @mrepicsauce4065 5 років тому +37

      i would like but i just cant its perfect

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 5 років тому +7

      This deserves more likes 🤣

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 років тому +43

      "Oh boy, that Fantastic Four movie looks so good!"

    • @Javawalk123
      @Javawalk123 5 років тому +25

      Steve also took a job in that movie "Not Another Teen Movie"

  • @runtyrebel4734
    @runtyrebel4734 5 років тому +5712

    Steve and Peggy watching TV
    Peggy:hey look Howards Son is on Tv!
    Tony:I am Ironman
    Steve: ah finally

    • @marcusward6235
      @marcusward6235 5 років тому +202

      They should've done that in the video. 😂

    • @wolfgarthefirst5735
      @wolfgarthefirst5735 5 років тому +83

      He should've said something about him dying

    • @yuupoo4212
      @yuupoo4212 5 років тому +33

      this put a fat fucking smile on my face

    • @levimelton4492
      @levimelton4492 5 років тому +24

      Nah Steve would be like son of a bitch 😂😂😂

    • @guelly9974
      @guelly9974 5 років тому +3

      Peggy already dies during Endgame

  • @El_R0bot0_0
    @El_R0bot0_0 5 років тому +6865

    *at the end of endgame*
    Falcon: Cap, why have you gain so much weight?
    Cap: Lie-eating

    • @lillyswift42
      @lillyswift42 5 років тому +83

      Yes! I'm not the only one who thought Steve should been fat.

    • @Jess-kb1hb
      @Jess-kb1hb 5 років тому +23

      I guess cap wanted to stay fat after his retirement even though he was a soldier who almost always has to undergo training

    • @jonathansayah9506
      @jonathansayah9506 5 років тому +36

      Maybe that's because you are the only people who don't remember that the super soldier serum increased his metabolism.

    • @kahand
      @kahand 5 років тому +3

      Jonathan Sayah thank you

    • @electriclizard7935
      @electriclizard7935 5 років тому +2

      2:52 exactly why

  • @Bandittofficial
    @Bandittofficial 3 роки тому +6082

    What's extremely sad, that I'm just realizing now, Steve has to go through Peggy's Alzheimer's and death for the second time. Could you imagine living through that twice with the love of your life?

    • @DannyBoy-ck9gm
      @DannyBoy-ck9gm 3 роки тому +283

      Maybe he’ll forget about it

    • @AgentE1Games
      @AgentE1Games 3 роки тому +103

      @@DannyBoy-ck9gm bruh

    • @qrow7215
      @qrow7215 3 роки тому +119

      No The Russo brothers confirmed that Steve died before Peggy because he aged 12 years after coming out of the ice, I’m not too sure when as there are many theories but I can safely say that he died before The Winter Soldier.

    • @Bandittofficial
      @Bandittofficial 3 роки тому +454

      @@qrow7215 where did they confirm this? Because in Endgame old Rogers was there

    • @roseepretter1545
      @roseepretter1545 3 роки тому +15

      @@Bandittofficial ^

  • @nathanielreik6617
    @nathanielreik6617 5 років тому +6519

    Sam: "You gonna tell me about her?"
    Steve: *shoving food in his mouth* "No, I don't think I will."

    • @assrgaming6211
      @assrgaming6211 5 років тому +20

      good logo you have their my young nephew😂

    • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
      @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 5 років тому +1

      Steve:(Choking While Eating A Ham BBQ Sandwhich🍞🍖🧀🍞)

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 років тому +11

      If Steve had to cram food in his mouth every time he needed to not reveal the future, he would have weighed 300 lbs by the end of 'Endgame'

    • @sternalevin1069
      @sternalevin1069 5 років тому +1

      Love avatar

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 5 років тому

      @@dlxmarks like Thor😏😏😏😏

  • @lischpboi2068
    @lischpboi2068 5 років тому +5956

    Peggy: Steve isn’t Bill Cosby so funny?!
    Steve: Yes he is dear
    *sweats intensely*

    • @tinmy3094
      @tinmy3094 5 років тому +18

      Comedy gold

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @mundan3smith385
      @mundan3smith385 5 років тому +3

      Dadyfishboi 11 old meme

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 5 років тому +54

      Peggy: I bet that fellow Kevin Spacey is the kind of chap that gets along with all of the boys.
      Steve: Starts to hurl profusely into the toilet.

    • @cypher787
      @cypher787 5 років тому +8

      slowly stands up.......
      clap......
      clap.....
      calp.....

  • @simonster-9094
    @simonster-9094 5 років тому +20674

    2011
    Peggy: SHIELD has discovered a weird hammer-like object in a crater in New Mexico.
    Steve: *holds out hand and waits*

    • @camilmakduliman5605
      @camilmakduliman5605 5 років тому +334

      simonster -909 great joke

    • @kadencrafter78
      @kadencrafter78 5 років тому +452

      He's not worthy anymore.

    • @northernfrost
      @northernfrost 5 років тому +113

      Kaden crafts why

    • @kadencrafter78
      @kadencrafter78 5 років тому +476

      @@northernfrost He was selfish by going back to the past, and he did nothing to stop any events

    • @alexceous
      @alexceous 5 років тому +692

      You realize it was to preserve the timeline, right?

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer Рік тому +438

    "Damn it, Buck." Fucking KILLED ME. . . . and the Starks.

  • @pencilspianos8412
    @pencilspianos8412 5 років тому +20891

    Doctor Strange: I didn't spoil endgame.
    Cap: I didn't spoil life.

    • @arush6778
      @arush6778 5 років тому +370

      Ancient one : I didn't spoil dimensions and multiverse.

    • @shade08538
      @shade08538 5 років тому +143

      pencils pianos
      Tony:I didn’t spoil sh*t

    • @karlokrstulovic9730
      @karlokrstulovic9730 5 років тому +188

      Peter P.: i spoiled everything

    • @kanyewest2865
      @kanyewest2865 5 років тому +117

      Bruce Banner: I also spoiled everything.

    • @R-D-cd3pz
      @R-D-cd3pz 5 років тому +98

      Doctor Strange: I tried to stop Peter from spoiling everything

  • @joshuaf7296
    @joshuaf7296 5 років тому +13428

    2008
    Peggy: Oh no, Howard stark's son was captured by terrorists! He might die!
    Steve: *smiles proudly*

    • @DH_Artist
      @DH_Artist 5 років тому +1561

      Peggy: Howard was your friend! Do something about it Steve!
      Steve: No. No, I don’t think I will.

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 5 років тому +491

      And Iron-Man was born.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 5 років тому +543

      Steve: Trust me, its all going to work out!

    • @wadez1000
      @wadez1000 5 років тому +52

      TONY. TONY STARK. Come on

    • @itsapyro-fox6963
      @itsapyro-fox6963 5 років тому +102

      Steve: That's my boy 😏😏

  • @gallacorn6728
    @gallacorn6728 5 років тому +5138

    *Peggy: OMG ALIENS ARE INVADING NEW YORK*
    *Steve: :')*

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 років тому +217

      There's still a version of himself fighting. xD

    • @Shadow_wo1f05
      @Shadow_wo1f05 5 років тому +213

      Christian Schoff Peggy: Steve is that you fighting?
      Steve: No honey you are seeing things

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 5 років тому +56

      @@Shadow_wo1f05 and then she'd ask again later. :/

    • @Shadow_wo1f05
      @Shadow_wo1f05 5 років тому +13

      Christian Schoff he will say again you are seeing things honey

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 років тому +17

      Steve: "AH! Good time ;-)"

  • @gabrielmurray929
    @gabrielmurray929 3 роки тому +1283

    Peggy: Steve, I know its emotional but why are you crying harder than Howard and Maria at the birth of their son?
    Steve:

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Рік тому +89

      “He is…. A really cute baby

    • @fulcrum097
      @fulcrum097 Рік тому +62

      *aggresively inhales food*

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 11 місяців тому +31

      *eats food while crying*

    • @Viper_2312
      @Viper_2312 11 місяців тому +6

      i don't understand

    • @mateusgsc243
      @mateusgsc243 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Viper_2312Tony Stark's birthday

  • @iitsmeromii
    @iitsmeromii 4 роки тому +3352

    *jfk gets shot*
    "did you know this is gonna happen"
    "...yea"

    • @punkmaster258
      @punkmaster258 4 роки тому +185

      also Steve: "Damn it Buck..."

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 роки тому +34

      @@punkmaster258 wait he did that?
      Godamn it buck

    • @punkmaster258
      @punkmaster258 4 роки тому +24

      @@painvillegaming4119 he saw that, if you watch CA: The Winter Soldier you'll see why

    • @toxichardud120
      @toxichardud120 3 роки тому +3

      @@punkmaster258 no he didn’t know he said dam it Bucky that it😶‍🌫️ you ******

    • @magiccookies420
      @magiccookies420 3 роки тому

      Bucky..

  • @crazycomics4011
    @crazycomics4011 5 років тому +5351

    The actress for Peggy absolutely nailed the part

    • @tyronelannister9922
      @tyronelannister9922 5 років тому +85

      heh *nailed*

    • @cosmicpotato3849
      @cosmicpotato3849 5 років тому +45

      The SNES Man they both did great, but Peggy’s actress sounds and looks so much like the real actress

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 2 роки тому +3

      Oh don't tell her Actress the movie about Peggy Carter was great

    • @DummyYEEEAAHHHHH
      @DummyYEEEAAHHHHH 2 роки тому +1

      I mean it doesn't seem like it took much effort.

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 Рік тому +2

      @@cosmicpotato3849 I think Steve's actor could've sounded a bit more sincere even though it's a comedy skit

  • @rigo_ad9317
    @rigo_ad9317 5 років тому +1753

    The part where he was like
    “Damn it buck” I cracked up

  • @KJ_Multifan
    @KJ_Multifan Рік тому +64

    You’re telling me he’s in the past and doesn’t even TRY to save Bucky from HYDRA 🤨

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 11 місяців тому +17

      Yeah. That's fucked up and completely out of character for Steve. Steve's whole thing was good guys couldn't just stand by and do nothing. Yet he opts out to be with Peggy, leaves Bucky all alone despite having just gotten him back and knowing what it's like to be alone, and does nothing about the world? I hated the writers for ruining Steve all so that he could be with a woman that he barely knew and hadn't even had a date with.

    • @sirmackavelli
      @sirmackavelli 3 місяці тому +2

      Think of it like this if he saved Bucky and freed him at that time in the past
      Howard never gets killed and Tony never takes over the company which leads to him not being betrayed and becoming iron man
      Hydra never come to power but still remain in shield so they would still be around
      The avengers don’t have their key member Tony and shield has hydra lurking using other ways to take over as they won’t have the winter soldier
      All this and then when Loki attacks in 2012 the avengers don’t exist or at the best scenario most get killed as they don’t have Tony and Bruce doesn’t have a lab partner to understand the tesseract aswell
      This leads to New York being nuked and nobody to stop it and it results in millions of deaths
      Fast forward to thanos if he arrives on earth for the time stone he’s getting it and wipes out half the universe leading to trillions of deaths and because Tony was never iron man he never meets Peter and gets the inspiration or any drive to develop time travel as Howard would be dead during this time probably due to old age and he just lives his life not being close as he was to the avengers
      Conclusion: trillions dead and nobody to help reverse the snap and if let’s just say for a miracle they invented time travel and managed to get all the stones thanos would of wiped them out as no Tony to snap away his army so in a way as cruel as it was he needed to let the events play out as it was or trillions die

    • @KJ_Multifan
      @KJ_Multifan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@sirmackavelli I get that, sure - but we’re talking about cap. He’s not the guy to sit around while his friend gets literally tortured and abused while he chills with his love, regardless of potential future ramifications. It doesn’t fit his character

    • @sanskarsinghpawar2146
      @sanskarsinghpawar2146 3 місяці тому

      ​@@KJ_Multifan Cap understands the things really well he knows the timeline would get completed f*ed up if he intervenes
      If that would've been the case cap would've probably agreed killing baby Thanos or probably teen Thanos or smth if he felt killing a baby was against his principles or guess what he couldve destroyed the infinity stones in his way to the past knowing that the stones are gonna get destroyed eventually so why not destroy them now and f Thanos plan
      So I think Cap is an intelligent individual and he won't interfere with the timeline

    • @stereotypespecialist
      @stereotypespecialist День тому

      @@misspriss2482 And don't even get me started on Marvel making him an elderly man in 2019 when he should've been in his late 50's.

  • @radusefutau9445
    @radusefutau9445 4 роки тому +6065

    " Stark has been killed in a car accident" " Damn it Buck"

    • @lindsayhommel1020
      @lindsayhommel1020 4 роки тому +27

      The Program they didn’t tell the public either

    • @lindsayhommel1020
      @lindsayhommel1020 4 роки тому +45

      It’s odd that we’re supposed to believe that he went back in time didn’t spoil anything about the future and didn’t accidentally hold his hand where Thors hammer came to him and or try to save Bucky it’s also technically impossible this whole thing but you know I’m going to ignore that

    • @Jake-cm9jj
      @Jake-cm9jj 4 роки тому +27

      @@lindsayhommel1020 He probably did spoil things creating an alternate timeline in the actual movie and then returned to their timeline to say his goodbyes...this is just funny though.

    • @vasily3127
      @vasily3127 4 роки тому +4

      @@lindsayhommel1020 yeah, he probably live as a soldier again in the past to prevent those bad things to happen.

    • @meganbrady3345
      @meganbrady3345 4 роки тому +7

      You mean damn Buick.
      So unreliable...

  • @Z.G
    @Z.G 5 років тому +8006

    This is what Tom Holland experiences anytime he's on camera

    • @shadmanraihan2764
      @shadmanraihan2764 4 роки тому +18

      GhostRider12
      hi

    • @miguelcolom2547
      @miguelcolom2547 4 роки тому +98

      Plot twist: he’s actually from the future

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 4 роки тому +30

      This took me a few seconds longer to get than I should have....😂😂😂

    • @Deity091
      @Deity091 4 роки тому +37

      That’s not really accurate since he would just say exactly what happens for the next 40 years with pretty much no provocation

    • @wisforwinner
      @wisforwinner 4 роки тому +9

      Dylan Brown well sometimes people do provoke him

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +1549

    Peggy: (Insert question here)
    Steve: **Eating intensifies**

    • @kaizouchiha8487
      @kaizouchiha8487 5 років тому +15

      Peggy: I bet we will have flying cars in the future.

    • @Thanos-sx8qh
      @Thanos-sx8qh 5 років тому +7

      Swear I see u in every comment section on UA-cam

    • @8johh
      @8johh 5 років тому +14

      Peggy:Steve maybe we should take a trip to New York in 2012?
      Steve*eating intensifies*

    • @brobro7293
      @brobro7293 5 років тому +1

      @@Thanos-sx8qh same

    • @coolestgirlintheworld777
      @coolestgirlintheworld777 5 років тому +1

      Salty Peanut Butter LMFAO

  • @magomandrake171
    @magomandrake171 Рік тому +880

    Steve dodging the TVA like a pro.

    • @rafikz77
      @rafikz77 11 місяців тому +45

      Steve Dodger
      Get it?

    • @magomandrake171
      @magomandrake171 11 місяців тому +2

      @@rafikz77 Ayyyyyy

    • @theWafer8
      @theWafer8 11 місяців тому +23

      wait till Miguel O'Hara hears about this

    • @fuongbregas
      @fuongbregas 10 місяців тому +8

      In the universe where Loki is a croc, Steve is probably an NA racoon

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 9 місяців тому

      Fr lol

  • @mr.tintin6312
    @mr.tintin6312 4 роки тому +8734

    Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell should recreate this as a One Shot.

    • @SpiritKnight365
      @SpiritKnight365 4 роки тому +69

      Yes

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 роки тому +47

      I second this

    • @vikasmishra1981
      @vikasmishra1981 3 роки тому +24

      Yes

    • @coop_78
      @coop_78 3 роки тому +30

      I agree with this statement

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 3 роки тому +43

      Myself is inclined to concede positively in regards to the statement of which the subject emphasizes.

  • @hideofreakingkojima5457
    @hideofreakingkojima5457 5 років тому +1469

    You'd think Peggy would've catched on whenever Steve started to stress eat.

  • @TurtleKingzxz
    @TurtleKingzxz 5 років тому +1891

    Peggy: OH NO THE STARKS HAVE BEEN KILLED!
    Steve: It's December already?

    • @odyseya
      @odyseya 5 років тому +35

      Time to put up christmas decorations

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 5 років тому +3

      @@odyseya lol. Y'all kill me!

    • @jeffery_tang
      @jeffery_tang 5 років тому +11

      mission report, decenber 16, 1991

    • @eldersnowball6890
      @eldersnowball6890 5 років тому

      Dont get it

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 5 років тому +3

      @@cktan8439 stfu, it's not about shit of thrones but about the death of Tony Stark's parents.

  • @naughtyboppi1949
    @naughtyboppi1949 5 років тому +5399

    Peggy:A Billionaire Maniac was scene flying in a metal suit.
    Cap:Smiles

  • @lasarith2
    @lasarith2 4 роки тому +12699

    Can’t tell her about the future, just tells her about the infinity stones.

    • @fatmah6097
      @fatmah6097 4 роки тому +289

      This comment made me laugh but also made me feel bad for laughing

    • @iaaaaaaan3019
      @iaaaaaaan3019 4 роки тому +79

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @ako3624
      @ako3624 4 роки тому +21

      Yes!!

    • @nsa6790
      @nsa6790 4 роки тому +18

      @Noah Chun she would’ve yes you’re right

    • @paragonx8910
      @paragonx8910 3 роки тому +8

      @@nsa6790 the scene in 1997 what does that mean?

  • @irhz04
    @irhz04 4 роки тому +1799

    "Damn it, Buck" its almost killed me 😂

  • @ellicel
    @ellicel 2 роки тому +108

    Steve’s happily ever after with Peggy from Endgame only works if you don’t think about it too much, as this sketch illustrates. Not only does he know so much that affects the lives of millions (and would be devastating not to be able to do anything about it), but also he’s just not the same trusting 100% soldier-first boy he was when Peggy knew him. While his heart and morality are the same, he is much more jaded after his time being an avenger.

  • @apostolis07
    @apostolis07 5 років тому +7829

    2008
    Peggy: Oh my Goodness Steve, Howard Stark's son has been kidnapped by terrorists! They'll kill him!
    Steve: *No i don't think they will*

    • @sethsuosisbacc6559
      @sethsuosisbacc6559 5 років тому +15

      Apostolis Sigma lil

    • @anyways3114
      @anyways3114 5 років тому +107

      Steve: smiles

    • @Mr.Spanglish_94
      @Mr.Spanglish_94 5 років тому +172

      2010
      Peggy: Oh, thank goodness. Tony saved that boy’s life at the Stark’s Expo.
      Steve: YEAH!!! GOOD JOB TONY!!!

    • @archimidiz
      @archimidiz 5 років тому +15

      I have already got tears in my eyes.

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 років тому +25

      @@Mr.Spanglish_94 did you know that the kid at the expo that tony saved was Peter

  • @redrustyboots
    @redrustyboots 5 років тому +5035

    Peggy: Look at this Steve! Howard and his wife had a kid!
    Steve: *little asshole*
    Peggy: what?
    Steve: i said “how wonderful”

  • @dalis8247
    @dalis8247 5 років тому +4526

    Peggy: hey Steve look it's Howard's son, isn't he cute?
    Steve: 😢

  • @FutureAuth0r
    @FutureAuth0r 2 роки тому +63

    You can’t mess with the timeline, Steve. Just keep eating 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @marcusprime82
    @marcusprime82 5 років тому +12624

    Falcon: you wanna tell me about her?
    Quick montage of this video
    Cap: no, i don't think i will

    • @andreim.g.9299
      @andreim.g.9299 5 років тому +244

      Now this... Is this the 7+ plus minutes in the re-relase?

    • @imanobody5898
      @imanobody5898 5 років тому +37

      Also cap eat some grass

    • @kadragon3764
      @kadragon3764 5 років тому +31

      @@andreim.g.9299 Well, it's 5:30, so it could account for it between the video, transition, and extra credits it'd be about perfect timing

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 років тому +13

      Cap: *pulls some form of food out to stuff his mouth with*

    • @ghostgirl7089
      @ghostgirl7089 5 років тому +6

      I desperately want this in Endgame now

  • @g.ka.5662
    @g.ka.5662 5 років тому +5417

    Steve: I can't tell you anything about the future honey
    Also Steve: *tells her everything about infinity stones in first 30 seconds*

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 5 років тому +185

      aside from the space cube, peggy wouldn't live long enough to see the other infinity stones anyways. everything after peggy dies is fair game, I'd say.

    • @michaelwesten1764
      @michaelwesten1764 5 років тому +64

      Well he has to tell her how he’s there etc., not frozen, but then - no more about the future if I choose to stay...
      It’s not like he’s going to show up, say no talking, then also I can’t be a soldier anymore and we have to live a quiet life.... for some reason I can’t tell you. :)

    • @journeym4n-l5s
      @journeym4n-l5s 5 років тому +96

      Steve: I don't want to mess this timeline up.
      Also Steve: Know what, I will stay here in this timeline, where I supposed to be dead, living with you.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 5 років тому +2

      Im one of the 800+ that liked your comment, but wasn't it obvious that The Warp Zone first had to set the context for the video?

    • @wallahhabibiiii
      @wallahhabibiiii 5 років тому

      Hahahaha

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 5 років тому +1645

    Moral of the story: If you want to avoid an awkward conversation, just shove food in your mouth.

    • @juanma250297
      @juanma250297 4 роки тому +8

      Sarah Barker I do that when people ask me questions that would get me in trouble if I answered them, how I’m not fat is beyond my understanding

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord 4 роки тому

      This deserves more likes but there are already too many great comments on here with too many likes as it is😄take that how you want haha

    • @SynneDennis
      @SynneDennis 4 роки тому

      Cap better start carrying around snickers bars.

  • @rzpogi
    @rzpogi 2 роки тому +48

    1986
    Peggy: We got far away relatives inviting us over in Pripyat, Ukraine part of the USSR. One of them a plant engineer in the nearby nuclear plant. Let say we go there April 26?
    Steve: **stuffs his mouth with pudding**

  • @calkelpdiver
    @calkelpdiver 4 роки тому +10695

    It's a miracle that Steve didn't look like fat Thor by 2001.

    • @kev3851
      @kev3851 4 роки тому +375

      Well Steve can't get drunk from drinking as much as he wants, so I guess weight's not an issue anymore

    • @XenoSOL985
      @XenoSOL985 4 роки тому +167

      Pretty sure his wife made him exercise and the super soldier

    • @joeypethan5083
      @joeypethan5083 4 роки тому +139

      Well you gotta remember his metabolism burns four times faster than the average person, and he jogs a lot.

    • @prolapsdrektem9264
      @prolapsdrektem9264 4 роки тому +32

      Honestly what I was expecting by the end of the sketch 😂 zoom out to fat Cap

    • @saad.10
      @saad.10 4 роки тому +4

      i’m your 800th like :)

  • @skeletons2500
    @skeletons2500 5 років тому +3545

    Peggy : Steve, meet your new grandniece, Sharon Carter
    Steve : *surprised pikachu face*

    • @Vagmodrising
      @Vagmodrising 5 років тому +83

      Steve *has an erection*

    • @bradenhaynes865
      @bradenhaynes865 5 років тому +13

      Okay what was wrong with the baby though

    • @ilansassonwolf1087
      @ilansassonwolf1087 5 років тому +26

      Patient Zero he fs her in the future

    • @chknnuggies
      @chknnuggies 5 років тому +5

      Nah, it’d be that one picture of jerry with that fucked up face

    • @Despair505
      @Despair505 5 років тому +3

      Pikachu, babies, erections? Is this a shitpostbot reference

  • @BrandonAEnglish
    @BrandonAEnglish 5 років тому +5097

    "I'm not supposed to do ANYTHING that might disrupt the timeline," proceeds to live a life with Peggy.

    • @papaofthejohns5882
      @papaofthejohns5882 5 років тому +309

      Brandon A. English And, there’d be two Captain Americas living in the same timeline at the same time. Shield would 100% know Steve was living with Peggy, but then see him roll up again in a block of ice

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 5 років тому +109

      Papa Of The Johns
      Yeah I’ve thought about that too.
      Also Peggy had children so they suddenly never existed🤷🏽‍♀️😂.
      Oh and wouldn’t Steve become Tony’s uncle? Howard and Steve were good friends.

    • @papaofthejohns5882
      @papaofthejohns5882 5 років тому +65

      Cassidy Starke Exactly, therefore he’d be creating an entirely different timeline, though it’s clear the Marvel time travel doesn’t consider the butterfly effect. The timeline we saw must have been a different one. When young Steve visits a dying Peggy, what would happen then? Another divergence as the interaction would be different or not happen at all

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/-e6VdjJza2s/v-deo.html
      This just got posted.

    • @ilovebollywood12345
      @ilovebollywood12345 5 років тому +47

      the writers fucked up ..such a big plot hole

  • @blairlandon5096
    @blairlandon5096 Рік тому +122

    Steve saying “Damn it Buck” got me on the ground

  • @hieplee5803
    @hieplee5803 5 років тому +1940

    Vietnam is a small country, Im sure we'll be out of there in no time
    Cap: ohh ' Maybeeeeeeeeeee '

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 років тому +10

      At least it's funny how he'll have this situation jokes for the rest of his Life... the problem is people smart enough to figure out something is going out, spoiling the fun and starting troubles

    • @jamesshaw3500
      @jamesshaw3500 5 років тому +7

      "It ain't me, it ain't me."

    • @alexanderharrison7421
      @alexanderharrison7421 5 років тому +24

      We lost 2 wars in US history
      One was to fucking Canada,
      And the other was Rice Farmers

    • @hieplee5803
      @hieplee5803 5 років тому

      =))

    • @AtlanticaVI
      @AtlanticaVI 5 років тому +4

      D P the trees start speaking Vietnamese

  • @weasel4674
    @weasel4674 5 років тому +4125

    I saw this in another comment but we need to spread the idea.
    A video of Steve trolling Thor by summoning the hammer at the worst times.

    • @rohankansal817
      @rohankansal817 5 років тому +28

      Then he wouldnt be wortht if he used it for trolling

    • @toasteduranium
      @toasteduranium 5 років тому +30

      When Thor stole it from himself, did he ever return it?

    • @comradeweeble5317
      @comradeweeble5317 5 років тому +7

      Did you not see thir the dark world

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 5 років тому +32

      @@toasteduranium yes Captain America went back in the past to return it.That's why we have this video.

    • @toasteduranium
      @toasteduranium 5 років тому

      Animatedzombie mango I guess not

  • @thelants8569
    @thelants8569 5 років тому +1186

    When you realize they can just use Banner's messed up Time Machine and make Steve young again..
    Thanos: *Reality is often disappointing*

    • @monauralsnail0669
      @monauralsnail0669 5 років тому +210

      ツRapidCombo I know right they literally discovered immortality and it was completely glossed over in the movie.

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 5 років тому +40

      Thanos destroyed it....unless Hank and Bruce could just rebuild it.

    • @dalton2845
      @dalton2845 5 років тому +22

      I know that was a joke but come on, we all know he wouldn't want that

    • @rokairu0-216
      @rokairu0-216 5 років тому +9

      Adam Taurus, welp they had at the end another time machine, and the van wasn’t destroyed.

    • @sugdolomar
      @sugdolomar 5 років тому +4

      @@rokairu0-216 the Van was destroyed. Thanos threw his sword right at it and it blew up.

  • @Mugiwaras_420
    @Mugiwaras_420 Рік тому +27

    The second I saw "1963" I let out the most inhumane laugh knowing exactly where it was going 😂

  • @srivatsavyaddanapudi7772
    @srivatsavyaddanapudi7772 3 роки тому +12502

    The fact that this is basically cannon now is insane lol

    • @GamingClipStudios
      @GamingClipStudios 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah

    • @Offtask2
      @Offtask2 3 роки тому +154

      No bc their timeline got pruned- you can see Peggy in the background of ep 1 of Loki

    • @LEYTHLEGACY
      @LEYTHLEGACY 3 роки тому +193

      @@Offtask2 thats not her bruh

    • @fyranoselliç
      @fyranoselliç 3 роки тому +31

      @@LEYTHLEGACY That was her damnit. I looked closely to the tv screen.

    • @LEYTHLEGACY
      @LEYTHLEGACY 3 роки тому +109

      @@fyranoselliç bruh it's just someone that looks like her.

  • @eggmancorp
    @eggmancorp 5 років тому +1245

    That Amazon part hurt. Life must've been hell for Steve Rogers.

    • @banksystudios4595
      @banksystudios4595 5 років тому +2

      I dont get it

    • @banksystudios4595
      @banksystudios4595 5 років тому +3

      @@u-l-t-i 1 I'm 18. 2. Atleast I can spell little kid.

    • @kevingoni8967
      @kevingoni8967 5 років тому +40

      @@banksystudios4595 Amazon is one of the biggest company in the world. And you don't hear WebVan that often, don't you? So...

    • @GianDough
      @GianDough 5 років тому

      That gas to suuuuccckkkk

    • @guyinaroom7771
      @guyinaroom7771 5 років тому +2

      @@banksystudios4595 But you are just joking right? If you speak English, use the internet and are 18 but you don't know what Amazon is I can guarantee your life is and will be tragic.

  • @ReaperofValhalla
    @ReaperofValhalla 2 роки тому +50

    I swear Peggy eventually used Steve’s cues and unwillingness to answer things just for her benefit. Steve didn’t actually saw anything but still helps.

  • @theyeetman1817
    @theyeetman1817 5 років тому +2471

    Peggy: oh Steve look at this apparently some hammer fell from the sky in New Mexico that literally no one can lift
    Steve: ya don’t say

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 5 років тому +67

      Steve: pfft

    • @lamboking8able
      @lamboking8able 5 років тому +90

      steve: I bet I can

    • @evankauffman2139
      @evankauffman2139 5 років тому +93

      Steve: _"Observe."_

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 5 років тому +61

      He could just stick his arm out and it would come flying, wouldn't it? XD

    • @joeymurley944
      @joeymurley944 5 років тому +14

      Given there's like multiple universes now would he be able to lift the hammer as old Steve? Cuz idk

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +16489

    2011
    Peggy: Oh, look, they found a frozen plane in the arctic!
    Steve: *sweating nervously*

    • @juanmarailgun7783
      @juanmarailgun7783 5 років тому +518

      It would be more like "hey they finally found me. I can finally see America's Ass on TV"

    • @cherhamish6256
      @cherhamish6256 5 років тому +238

      The satisfaction of turning your like from 999 to 1k

    • @alee4244
      @alee4244 5 років тому +210

      Peggy already knew he was frozen there tho... she wouldn’t say something like that she would be like, “ oh this is the day you came out of the ice”

    • @mettatonneo1147
      @mettatonneo1147 5 років тому +14

      Smartbrick Productions Well, thanks!

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 5 років тому +92

      ​@Trent Wickham "I'll be back honey.." _quickly runs out and walks past the unknowing Steve from Winter Soldier_

  • @goutham1572
    @goutham1572 5 років тому +1097

    Peggy: hey this Thor guy is so hot. I wonder how he manages to stay fit like this forever?
    Steve: *chuckles* _ahem_

    • @acornlord4553
      @acornlord4553 5 років тому +31

      Steve: Umm... Hello. Mr. America’s ass is right here.

  • @shaunharley1532
    @shaunharley1532 Рік тому +14

    Steve writes down the results to his favourite sports games in a journal. Years later Marty McFly spots it in a store.

  • @nultmek5255
    @nultmek5255 5 років тому +7443

    Steve: Damn, we're out of milk, i'm gonna order some from amazon.
    Peggy: Steve, we're not going to Brazil to get milk.

    • @davidsalganicoff441
      @davidsalganicoff441 5 років тому +326

      Who tf orders milk from amazon

    • @flavianyferreira6011
      @flavianyferreira6011 5 років тому +4

      this is great

    • @namonaite
      @namonaite 5 років тому +10

      @@davidsalganicoff441 Drone delivery is underrated

    • @siaw0000
      @siaw0000 5 років тому +1

      Captain Communism Amazon HQ is at Seattle, so shipping there is really fast

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 років тому

      😭

  • @Nobody134
    @Nobody134 5 років тому +4438

    1970:
    Peggy: This guy at SHIELD had the weirdest beard today. He said his name was Howard Potts.
    Steve: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 5 років тому +48

      That's not how any of this works

    • @aawallace98
      @aawallace98 5 років тому +91

      @@LordMooshroom none of the mcu time travel makes sense they just made that line to explain away any continuity mistakes and to set up the loki show thats it

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 5 років тому +42

      @@aawallace98 It makes plenty of sense. Any changes make a new timeline, same as how it works in the comics.

    • @aawallace98
      @aawallace98 5 років тому +5

      @@LordMooshroom they change things all the time in the comics

    • @Dreadnoughtola678
      @Dreadnoughtola678 5 років тому +31

      @@LordMooshroom The thing is, if that was the case, then steve wouldn't have showed up at the end of the movie

  • @claytone.9706
    @claytone.9706 5 років тому +508

    Peggy: I love Blockbuster! I hope it stays around forever!
    Steve: *dying inside*

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 5 років тому +5

      We all we're

    • @travelback5700
      @travelback5700 6 місяців тому +1

      Peggy: oh there's a new company called Netflix where you can borrow CDs from mail and keep it as long as you want. I don't think this company will last. Too risky!
      Steve: yummy sandwich!

  • @moveitstime
    @moveitstime Рік тому +15

    *Damn it, Buck!*
    - Steve Rogers with years of experience.

  • @mirandabee2323
    @mirandabee2323 5 років тому +2706

    Peggy: Wow, Steve, you're more excited than the kids are about this moon landing.
    Steve: I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND

    • @pelicanchampion8629
      @pelicanchampion8629 5 років тому +127

      Lmao he’s been to space tho so i don’t think the moon would be impressive

    • @Whitewolf-zm8hj
      @Whitewolf-zm8hj 5 років тому +59

      @@pelicanchampion8629 you never forget the first

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 5 років тому +20

      Remember when he saw the Wizard of Oz before learnimg about the moon landing or the Berlin wall?

    • @KlaraAnne13
      @KlaraAnne13 5 років тому +17

      @@tjknight That would be because the Wizard of Oz came out in 1939. 5 years before Steve went into the ice.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 5 років тому +8

      @@pelicanchampion8629 It's still a massive milestone in humanity's space exploration. It's something to appreciate.

  • @x-90
    @x-90 5 років тому +2815

    Peggy: Steve! Terrible news Tony Stark is stuck in Afghanistan!
    Steve:👍

    • @Draconis345
      @Draconis345 5 років тому +96

      Steve: "Here comes Iron Man!"

    • @nijel1943
      @nijel1943 5 років тому +18

      Except steve didn't know anything about tony being stuck in afghanistan

    • @kaozspartan9289
      @kaozspartan9289 5 років тому +70

      @@nijel1943 I'm sure Tony and Steve have chatted, being friends and all.

    • @ProfRavenSteel
      @ProfRavenSteel 5 років тому +36

      It's written in Avengers initiative case files, duh!?

    • @INCOGNITO-iq4qy
      @INCOGNITO-iq4qy 5 років тому +23

      @@nijel1943 they're friends for years you think Cap wouldn't know something literally everyone knows about his friend?

  • @Gesundheit2000
    @Gesundheit2000 5 років тому +547

    Peggy 2008: Steve, there are two big green Monsters fighting in Harlem...
    Steve: Banner is always angry.

    • @Gesundheit2000
      @Gesundheit2000 5 років тому

      @Krish Nair I literally wrote 2008...

  • @DavidhenshawSZU
    @DavidhenshawSZU Рік тому +63

    I love how the sketch starts out so innocent and it gets more and more guilt-tripping with every scene 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vishalangaria
    @vishalangaria 5 років тому +813

    Peggy(2009): Steve look DC is making a new green lantern movie.
    Steve: Tell them to make everything CGI including the green lantern super suit.

    • @jakerobinson701
      @jakerobinson701 5 років тому +16

      Vishal Kumar So it's Captain America's the reason Green Lantern failed
      That's fantastic 😀

    • @UltraHermanMTG
      @UltraHermanMTG 5 років тому +5

      Don't forget about switching him to Marvel, we need a good rated *R* movie only hardcore fans will appreciate

    • @UltraHermanMTG
      @UltraHermanMTG 5 років тому +1

      @Miko Almuete so zombie vs deadpool when he's the only one left because he is basically immune

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 5 років тому

      I was like #666 of this comment lol

    • @UltraHermanMTG
      @UltraHermanMTG 5 років тому

      @Miko Almuete what about when zombies invaded other universes or when other heroes got trapped there from their own universe

  • @kingnoob4273
    @kingnoob4273 3 роки тому +9625

    Tom holland: spoils small parts of a movie
    Steve Rogers: not spoiling anything for 75 years

    • @m.a2z2
      @m.a2z2 3 роки тому +159

      Who wants to see Captain America movie with:
      Facing challenges while returning Mjolnir with fight sequences with it,
      Got out of suit in fight, so that he can't return back,
      Confused of how to face Peggy, since infront of her he's dead,
      Peggy's life after his missing,
      Caps shadow missions without any one knowing he's alive, and protect world with Howard stark (Tonys father) and Nick fury for SHIELD even at his old age untill Avengers is formed! (This must be lengthy part, because it's almost 70-80 year story, also most want to see cap fighting as old at "Falcon and wintersoldier")
      Accidently come across with Peggy while such a mission,
      And then the dancing scene on movie from Endgame

    • @BOT-MERC
      @BOT-MERC 3 роки тому +7

      @@m.a2z2 um

    • @Bedburrito
      @Bedburrito 3 роки тому +70

      dr strange not spoiling the ending of avengers after watching it billions of times : ;-;

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 3 роки тому +32

      @@Bedburrito Stan Lee not spoiling Endgame when he had the best version in his head the whole time.

    • @ponchovilla971
      @ponchovilla971 2 роки тому +1

      @@m.a2z2 no

  • @danielclark653
    @danielclark653 5 років тому +611

    April 4th, 1968
    Peggy: that fine chap Martin Luther king jr. is going to give another speech today should we attend?
    Cap:HMMMMMM......... mayyyyyybe

    • @ghostcreeper243
      @ghostcreeper243 5 років тому +14

      KKK member:you better not(yes some white people were killed by the KKK for supporting the civil rights movement)

    • @nuklearboysymbiote
      @nuklearboysymbiote 5 років тому

      @@ghostcreeper243 oof

    • @jjcjr
      @jjcjr 5 років тому

      @@ghostcreeper243 rip

  • @denal9958
    @denal9958 Рік тому +8

    Watching this after across the spider-verse..
    Captain America is making Miguel proud by protecting the canon 💀

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 5 років тому +620

    At least Cap listened to Ant Man's advice: No betting on sporting events!

    • @Fo4assaultriflefan92
      @Fo4assaultriflefan92 5 років тому +11

      Which is from doc browns advice to marty

    • @jdatboi724
      @jdatboi724 5 років тому

      Boomer from FarCry 5 nice.

    • @juniorlee7084
      @juniorlee7084 5 років тому +1

      Why not?

    • @jamesjames6601
      @jamesjames6601 5 років тому

      If Cap betted on Buster Douglas beating Mike Tyson in 1990 or the Giants beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl in 2008 he would have been a very rich man!

  • @scargaming7053
    @scargaming7053 5 років тому +1358

    History : There will be flying cars in the future
    Steve : There will be flying suits too

  • @rickleusyoon8492
    @rickleusyoon8492 5 років тому +2548

    Peggy: Steve, they found another Captain America in the ice.
    Steve: .

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 5 років тому +258

      Steve:.... *proceeds to shove entire chicken into his mouth*

    • @darthbiker2311
      @darthbiker2311 4 роки тому +131

      Couple of years later, to CA2 Steve...
      "Alzheimer's" Peggy: Steve...you came back...it's been so long...

    • @-libertyprimev1-902
      @-libertyprimev1-902 4 роки тому +100

      @@darthbiker2311 Old Steve is sitting in there with her, then he remembers that's the Day Young Steve finds her so he has to quickly jump in the closet and hide...

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 4 роки тому +56

      Exactly. That is why I think the Russo Brothers are retconning and pulling explanations out of their ass when they say that Steve is the husband of Peggy's children in the original timeline. Either Steve went back to Peggy in an alternate timeline or he stayed hidden and was never seen in public. In the original timeline, Steve's plane went down. So if he had walked back up, everyone would have known who he was. So either they would have not gone looking for the Steve in the ice and he would have never joined SHIELD thereby changing events or they would have found another Steve Rogers in the ice, which would have messed up the timeline. Cap going back in time to be with Peggy created an alternate timeline; IDGAF what the Russo brothers say.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 роки тому +22

      Miss Priss I think he stayed hidden and even made up a new alias to cover for him in the public. That’s the most logical thing.
      Which leaves room for the frozen Steve to be Captain America when he was unfrozen. In the end, it all became a time loop.

  • @roopnarinedeonarine4417
    @roopnarinedeonarine4417 2 роки тому +18

    Steve at Peggy's funaral: hides so his young self doesn't see him

    • @davidm4566
      @davidm4566 5 місяців тому

      There was an old man pallbearer that looked just like the way they made Steve look in Endgame. Hiding in plain sight.

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 5 місяців тому +1

      Peggy Carter died in Avengers Civil War and old man Steve Roger was sitting at the middle of the church bench on Captain America left side and Peggy Carter nicse was Captain America neighbor nextdoor apartment and she was a secret agent protecting Steve Roger secret identity and protecting Nick Fury from Hydra spy's at both S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters building and Ironman Avengers Tony Stark Tower in New York was being rebuilt and then moved away from New York State to secret forest location building a new Avengers Headquarters again in Avenger Infinity War number 1 through 2 Avengers Endgame. I don't know if Avengers Headquarters is being rebuilding after Thanos turns into dust among the rest of the Aliens Invasion. .But In the another Avengers movie Falcon and Winter Soldier The Avengers secret Headquarters was being rebuilt and Peggy Carter nicse was in South America on secret location and then came back to North America and gotten her job back to normal as secret agent at Avengers Headquarters secret forest location away from small to large cities probably be in Kansas or Missouri location.

  • @Generalissimmo1939
    @Generalissimmo1939 5 років тому +1362

    Peggy : " Oh my god Steve, Howard's son has been kidnapped by terrorists, he will die"
    Steve : "No, *They* will"

  • @Cabb4ge.
    @Cabb4ge. 4 роки тому +2102

    I'm sure he could of gotten away with saying Amazon.

    • @bigg4836
      @bigg4836 4 роки тому +136

      Well actually no his family then could've become wealthy like STUPID RICH so how his kids end up could change same with the resources Shield may get from said wealth.

    • @dposcuro
      @dposcuro 4 роки тому +34

      Or Apple....Or Microsoft....Or Google....

    • @joonatanlass
      @joonatanlass 4 роки тому +78

      he honestly should have made Peggy go to that doctor's appointment. That would have possibly saved her and he would've gotten away with it.

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 4 роки тому +4

      @@joonatanlass yeah

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 4 роки тому +18

      @@bigg4836 The fact that he might have kids or influences toward peggy already mess up the timeline. Not to mention this is their life saving not to fund shield, she's already retired

  • @farhanrizqulah
    @farhanrizqulah 3 роки тому +5834

    If this was Peter Parker, the new timeline would instantly created in 1963.

    • @diasluah
      @diasluah 3 роки тому +394

      If this was Peter Parker he would beat the world record for creating branched timelines: 2 per hour

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 3 роки тому +178

      Peggy: The President is visiting Dallas this weekend.
      *One minute later*
      The TVA: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @yuvrajsharma1551
      @yuvrajsharma1551 3 роки тому +41

      if this was peter parker they would be constantly lurking around with reset bombs and the sticks and always facepalming everything lol....
      edit: Maybe there should be 1 branch where parker goes back in tiem and the rest infinite was made by only that time line 🤣

    • @leblancwilliana7513
      @leblancwilliana7513 3 роки тому +3

      OMG stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ayanpal2207
      @ayanpal2207 3 роки тому +6

      No tva would have intervene...

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 3 роки тому +104

    Peggy: Oh my god, Steve, New York is being attacked by aliens!
    Steve: Yeah don’t worry, Iron Man will get rid of the nuke.
    Peggy: What
    Steve: What

    • @gaventovar5820
      @gaventovar5820 Рік тому +6

      More like
      Steve: No big deal, younger me will handle it

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 5 місяців тому +1

      LOL what ? What ? LOL 😂 You are hearing things Peggy .

  • @dochka
    @dochka 5 років тому +6356

    Peggy: I know you miss Bucky, but at least you did all you could to save him and he isn't suffering anymore :)
    Steve: *letting his best friend be tortured for 70 years* :)

    • @EnchantedPixel
      @EnchantedPixel 5 років тому +8

      charming-gal not really

    • @dochka
      @dochka 5 років тому +19

      @@EnchantedPixel wdum

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 років тому +69

      It's so creepy and sad how you people are so grimm
      - nah, he could and should easily rescue him, starting a new timeline-

    • @bayleysomerville9717
      @bayleysomerville9717 5 років тому +108

      @@VixXstazosJOB But he didn't start a new timeline, he was on the bench at the end.

    • @tygereyeXII
      @tygereyeXII 5 років тому +37

      @@bayleysomerville9717 I think the creator said he did live in a split timeline and took a final jump back to return the shield.

  • @aperez728
    @aperez728 5 років тому +485

    And that is why steve turned old. Stressed him out

    • @teodortodorov4712
      @teodortodorov4712 5 років тому +6

      Yes- not because of years...

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 4 роки тому +16

      @@teodortodorov4712 He is supposed to age much slower due to the serum

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 4 роки тому +2

      Teodor Todorov lets not pretend this wasn’t a major plot hole.

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +1

      @@utoresa5193 that's depressing

    • @WillaGaming
      @WillaGaming 4 роки тому

      XD

  • @ShortAndSavv
    @ShortAndSavv 5 років тому +11809

    Wouldn't it be cool if old cap was Stan Lee so it would explain the cameos as him checking up on his friends

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 років тому +978

      trust me I hoped internally that Stan Lee was gonna be old man cap at first with it being his final cameo but I guess with him having another cameo in the movie as-well it wouldn't have made sense but still.

    • @Bensonu3o3uq
      @Bensonu3o3uq 5 років тому +268

      No it wouldn't Steve and no Lee have no similar features other then being white and being from New York lol.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 5 років тому +397

      Kendall Ozzle, well, you’re quite the fucking sharpshooter, aren’t ya?

    • @girthespurr418
      @girthespurr418 5 років тому +148

      **cries in avenger**

    • @GhostFan-ev4di
      @GhostFan-ev4di 5 років тому +33

      ​@@Bensonu3o3uq you're a troll

  • @ВгостяхуЭндеркинга

    I like how she never started to notice that pattern in his behaviour whenever they are talking about upcoming events

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +447

    "You can't tell me anything that happened to the Munich Olympics?"
    "No, I don't think I will"
    *_Perfect_* 😂😂

    • @jakobnunez4964
      @jakobnunez4964 5 років тому +5

      What happened at the munic Olympics?

    • @onepunchman1953
      @onepunchman1953 5 років тому +1

      And you find it funny?

    • @cerwyn123
      @cerwyn123 5 років тому +16

      @@onepunchman1953 cmon man he finds the JOKE funny, sensitive tragic events is is the main premise of this video

    • @Andy_b0y12
      @Andy_b0y12 5 років тому

      One punch Man you don’t deserve that name ಠ_ಠ

  • @bllwrwd8142
    @bllwrwd8142 5 років тому +2941

    2011
    Peggy: hey honey shield just found Steve Rogers in a crashed plane..... Wait what?
    Steve: *NANI?*

    • @Musulinaro
      @Musulinaro 5 років тому +123

      I know right? If he met Peggy, then he must have faught in the 2nd world war. Which would mean that he would eventually end up on that plane across the Atlantic. Sending anyone else would have altered the timeline too much. AND sending noone ... well we know that wouldn't be good. Unless he did alter history and found a way to foil Hydra's plan before the plane launched. This whole timeline thing is giving me a headache lol

    • @Kittyka2345
      @Kittyka2345 5 років тому +61

      But also, maybe he is never found in the ice, because he isnt missing anymore. Therefore nobody is looking for him

    • @holidaycomplex
      @holidaycomplex 5 років тому +33

      Each change in the timeline creates a new timeline, so the two Steve’s might have met! Lol that’s gonna be hard to explain. Maybe he left when he heard the news idk

    • @vitriotic
      @vitriotic 5 років тому +55

      @@Kittyka2345 According to the MCU's time travel laws, the timeline would basically repeat. There's two Steve's - meaning yes, they would have found him in the ice. Peggy has an unnamed husband, remember?

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 5 років тому +4

      vitriotic ooooooh

  • @julienfriedland2773
    @julienfriedland2773 5 років тому +8863

    Peggy: Steve, can you go get a hammer for me?
    Steve: Holds out hand
    Peggy: What are you doing?
    Steve: Oh, sometimes it takes a second

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 років тому +178

      Damn that took me a quick 5 seconds to get that 👏👏👏

    • @evo_is_confused
      @evo_is_confused 5 років тому +23

      Ha ha!

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 5 років тому +283

      Now we need a video of cap trolling Thor by summoning the hammer at the worst times.

    • @hieplee5803
      @hieplee5803 5 років тому +78

      And then in Asgard Thor's Hammer flies away 😃

    • @bradford6425
      @bradford6425 5 років тому +128

      Could explain why the hammer always takes longer than expected when Thor needs it

  • @Bee157dark
    @Bee157dark 9 місяців тому +2

    The, “Damn it Buck” was gold😂😂😂

  • @AK-gc5hv
    @AK-gc5hv 5 років тому +487

    Peggy: oh I heard the Chernobyl plant melted down, but oh it will be alright! they said they will be back in a week or so
    Steve: *shoves entire pizza in his mouth* no doubt honey!

  • @jibrael5705
    @jibrael5705 5 років тому +8329

    *Cap* : I can't tell you anything no matter how insignificant.
    *Also Cap* : My job was to return the infinity stones.

    • @girl-xk2db
      @girl-xk2db 5 років тому +47

      I feel like someone else posted this comment a few months ago

    • @parthkandwal8343
      @parthkandwal8343 5 років тому +6

      Lol 😂😂

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 5 років тому +42

      Don't believe it. This is the Steve Rogers who told Tony sometimes he'd like to ignore something and Tony says "No you don't." After a pause, Steve agreed. Steve would go on being a hero but in a very very very quiet way. Anyone remember the TV show Quantum Leap? That's a lot of what happened, just helping individuals, like helping a man get a NYC taxi driver's license.

    • @margaretreid2177
      @margaretreid2177 5 років тому +1

      @@parthkandwal8343 nice

    • @dyrichard
      @dyrichard 4 роки тому

      That’s more for the audience than for peggy.

  • @shakirjohnson2459
    @shakirjohnson2459 5 років тому +569

    Shes 70 still workin for SHIELD damn thas a real career woman right there

    • @Brownie.-
      @Brownie.- 5 років тому

      Yeah but she has Navy PO crow on. Not a captain Eagle.

    • @shakirjohnson2459
      @shakirjohnson2459 5 років тому

      @@Brownie.- huh?

  • @HygorBH
    @HygorBH 2 роки тому +3

    *2007-2008*
    Peggy: "Steve, why have you been keeping all our money into the mattress instead of banks?"
    Steve: "Trust me, you'll thank me in a couple of years"

    • @Dantinus
      @Dantinus 2 роки тому

      Keeping the money in a bank in a normal savings or chequing account will be fine, it is people who invested in stocks and sold at the bottom that got wrecked.

  • @trickswithtips3778
    @trickswithtips3778 5 років тому +655

    Message Of The Video :
    *Eat Your Problems Away*

    • @SG003
      @SG003 5 років тому +7

      I can't do that, poverty is my problem

  • @rizwansaifi_
    @rizwansaifi_ 4 роки тому +7159

    Peggy : Steve, why do you keep investing in this fruit company called Apple?
    Steve :

  • @Ken_Ellema
    @Ken_Ellema 5 років тому +507

    2011*
    Peggy: look Steve a hammer just fell down at new mexico. They said no one can lift it.
    Steve: *raises his hand

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 4 роки тому +26

      casually walks up to Thor, hey unworthy idiot, i'll make a bet. You become a stupid human and I get to rule Asgard, but only if I can lift this dumb hammer. *Thor knowing he cannot* "I'll will take your challenge mortal"

    • @darknesspacman6557
      @darknesspacman6557 4 роки тому +1

      Lord Groudon lol

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 роки тому +6

      The irony is that Thor doesn't want ro rule Asgard.
      If Loki only wasn't a prick and Thor a arogant asshole both would get what they wanted.

  • @icarus8432
    @icarus8432 2 роки тому +77

    Says he can’t explain anything about the future.
    *Reminds her the reason why is because of all the things he told her happened in the future*

  • @spasynikolova3804
    @spasynikolova3804 4 роки тому +2513

    *Just a normal day*
    Peggy: Steve, meet my niece, Sharon!
    Steve: *oh shit*

  • @HWDragonborn
    @HWDragonborn 5 років тому +2675

    Peggy: Sharon, give your Uncle Steve a kiss
    Steve: lmao, already did that

    • @TroySavary
      @TroySavary 5 років тому +106

      There is another stupid part. Sharon would have known young Steve was going to be her uncle. Why make out with him? She would have grown up knowing the older Steve. At least Luke Skywalker didn't know.

    • @TroySavary
      @TroySavary 5 років тому +10

      @666LaVey666 Good catch. I never made that connection. Dirty Leia.

    • @hj2479
      @hj2479 5 років тому +29

      @@TroySavary It is a new timeline so in this one she won't but the old timeline is gone.

    • @thekaze70
      @thekaze70 5 років тому +1

      @@TroySavary the time travel is not working like it is in doctor who or back to the future in this movie

    • @heart_destroyed
      @heart_destroyed 5 років тому

      Pls

  • @ibrahimwingo9558
    @ibrahimwingo9558 5 років тому +2079

    Peggy : Steve Why Are You investing Our Money In That Stupid Placing Blocks Game??
    Steve : **Smiling in Notch**

    • @ahuman8999
      @ahuman8999 5 років тому +60

      This is the third comment I’ve seen about minecraft it makes me proud

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 років тому +68

      I thought you were talking about Tetris

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 5 років тому +18

      NotoriousNoe still the same thing.
      *Money*

    • @onyx7ven10en5
      @onyx7ven10en5 5 років тому +9

      NotoriousNoe not gonna lie they had us in the first half

    • @stefangrubesic2708
      @stefangrubesic2708 5 років тому +4

      @@The_Notorious_N.O.E. Yeah you're not alone, well it's one of the most popular games ever

  • @friggyk
    @friggyk 2 роки тому +6

    *this is canon and I refuse to believe otherwise*

  • @nobodycares1238
    @nobodycares1238 5 років тому +2671

    Peggy: Couldn't you just kiss her
    Cap: Been there done that

    • @Cobra-Commander83
      @Cobra-Commander83 5 років тому +8

      Nostalgia Critic?

    • @eebrohim7001
      @eebrohim7001 5 років тому +51

      Peggy leaves over reports of cap technically being a pedophile

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 років тому +9

      @@eebrohim7001 Some one call FBI =))) W8 does FBI even exist yet? XD

    • @CDHfilms
      @CDHfilms 5 років тому +24

      Cap: "Uh No! No I didn't make out with your niece after you died!"

    • @juliansummers5983
      @juliansummers5983 5 років тому +2

      Thor: did someone say beer

  • @FanOfAnimation
    @FanOfAnimation 5 років тому +651

    I imagine that Peggy starts to know when Steve is hiding something.