Daz Watches I Can't Stop Being Furniture
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- Опубліковано 6 гру 2017
- I thought this was brilliant XD
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"My name is Olympia, I'm seventeen"
Daz: "OlYmPiA?"
Me: "SeVeNtEeN?!"
Me: chick???!!!??!!
Me: wAmEnS?!?!?!?
That was my reaction
15...
She said 15
Imagine when a robber breaks into her house to steal some shit and sees her pretending to be a kettle
Lost Girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:18 or a washing machine
Lost Girl if shes good enough the robber might steal her too lol
If I was the robber I would be like; "What in the living fuck are you doing?"
Susan: Hiding
Me: Uhh
Susan: I'm pretending to be a lamp
Me: Whyyy?
Susan: My highlighter is poppin', so I'm trying to make my whole body do a GLOW up cuz 1. I want to make a transformation 2. I'm HIGHLY insecure (I actually am) and 3.Why the fuck not?
Me: I'm gonna ask
Susan: Go ahead
Me: HOW DO YOU HAVE A ROOMMATE!? HE/SHE PROBABLY WANT TO MOVE OUT!!
Lost Girl if I was the robber, I wouldn’t steal anything.... I’d just call a mental hospital!! 😂😂😂
Her and her friends when they were little:
Susan: I’LL BE BABY
Marie: I’LL BE DOG
Hannah: I’LL BE MOM
Her: I’LL BE THE KITCHEN SINK
This is such an underrated comment.
Lmfao
@cai agreed lmaooo
I’m dying 😂
its me, im the kitchen sink
@@kitchensinkkkkk a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me ok friend?
You know your parody skills are ON POINT when even after all these years, people STILL think this is real. Amazing job Nova and Olympia!!!
It's amazing
I honestly believe it’s a mix of their great parody acting as well as a rising acceptance and appearance of pretty much ANYTHING in today’s society XD
4 years later/3 years later and still watching this at 4:00am 🥲
@@joelrosales5938 freaking seriously
@@MortusSweet Fr. Things gettin' a little too wild
You know you messed up when you’re robbing a house and the washing machine starts attacking you
😂
AAAA DONT THROW ME OUT AAAA
That made me laugh. Thank you.
😂
Nice username bro
Me: accidentaly breaks chair
The chair: starts bleeding
Me: 👁👄👁
i would scream-
@@mickmars-hairspray I would stare and pure shock 💀
@@RC_y_t lmao XD
I would scream sooo loud
my favorite comment-
It's even funnier when the camera died because you can't see his reactions you can only hear him lmao it felt like a podcast
I though my UA-cam was glitchy BAHAHAH
@@amelia.grxYT00 same
@@amelia.grxYT00 ok
BAHAHA I THOUGHT THAT BUT I REFRESHED AND IT WORKED
@@amelia.grxYT00 BAHAHA I THOUGHT THAT BUT I REFRESHED AND IT WORKED
5 whole years later and I still can’t get enough of this
i am alsoo here noww rewatchingggg itt yayyy i mean i could forever watch daz foreverrrrrrr. butt hiiiiiiii
Hiiiii I’m here rewatching too daz is funny no matter when the video was posted!!!!! I’ve died of laughter multiple times he’s so funny 🤣
Neither
3 years later and I'm re watching this at 2 in the morning
3 years later and I’m watching this at 4 in the morning
@@Hunner0216 literally watching this at 4:22am
4 am team here too lol
How the heck did you know I’m doing the exact same????
@@Hunner0216 watching at 4am with an energy drink because why not
Me: Mom can we get furniture Mom: We have furniture at home. Furniture at home:
The beat one I've seen lol
Hahahaaha
Lmao
Entiy IM DEAD
Entiy this meme died
I love these two They're hilarious. It's a parody. They're making fun of the TV show My strange addition.
7:04 and the background music doesn't help the situation it just makes it more comedic 😂😂😂
Cosplayers:”Who do you like to cosplay as?”
Olympia: “a lamp.”
A FELLOW FANDER
@@the1r_b0y I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
@@icarfier70 YASSAS
Virgil!
Hello hooman being that shares the same love for this amazungbman we call Thomas sanders
1:14
Daz: Olympia?
me: SHE'S 17?!
Charlotte Ash SAME
DEADASS ME
ME TOO
I had the same thoughts
UM NO. No way
When Olympia became a “washing machine” I legit almost choked on my drink-
I love how Daz manages to be so polite and so funny at the same time
Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbors kids The neighbors kids:
Eric Spencer 😂
😂😭
XD
Eric Spencer 😭😂
LOL
She is the literal version of “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger” 😂
Right 😂😂😂😂
I love that vine😂
I can literally hear the vine
Megan Smith and the clinking of the hanger
lmao #quensadilla
rewatching this 5 years later at 2am
samee
Three years on and it’s still gold ✨
Imagine going to a party and then you just see her standing in the corner of the room pretending to be a fucking lamp
I would laugh my head off like bitch we can see u 😂
hey, whos the schizophrenic in the corner?
Bitch no she'd be the disco ball
@@aiddex3470 duct taped to the ceiling fan just spinning around
@@sbeve8934 while trying to look shiny
When you can’t find a spot to hide in hide and seek:
LOL
Y E S...
Lol 😂
Lol yeah, before they revealed the reason for Olympia's addiction, I thought the addiction was started from pretending to be furniture in hide and seek lol
Why do I find this so funny?! 😂😂
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A chair"
Damn. Daz makes life so much more enjoyable. He makes everything funnier than it is
Olympia pretending to be furniture is me when I can’t find a spot in Hide-N’-Seek
Shelbee Webb xD 😂😂💖
BeepBeep ImACar loooool
Oh my god thank you! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!🤣🤣🤣🤣
OM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOOO RELATABLE
6:42
Is it me or is Daz’s laugh really contagious 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit : thanks for all the likes that’s the most I’ve ever gotten in my life !!
Scrappy Studios it is 😂😂
Scrappy Studios it is 😂 everytime he laughs i laugh.
It is. I laugh whenever he laughs 😂😂😂
So true
I got you up to 600 likes
completely random but i love how daz just so effortlessly perfected her pronouns without even thinking about it not once it came so naturally and i love him for it ive been a fan since his first vid and im proud of it , he didnt even question Olympia for her choice of clothes make up or even her gender or made any offensive jokes about it
Deadass, love trans queens(I think they're trans) they're both so pretty
@@alizaissleepy5546 They're actually drag queens, but yes, they're gorgeous! I love Olympia's style especially.
Fuck
Wow
4 yrs rewatching at 7am during a family situation that is a difficult and this helping so much 😭
If she turns into a Samsung smart fridge, then I’ll be impressed
No an Xbox fridge
sapnap lol
if she turns into a tv stand, then I'll be impressed
It's legit a drag queen
@@niccischmuser4177 LMAO
I lost it at the washing machine XD
Even Jesus thinks it's funny
OMG Jesus, I'm so sorry for my sins!!!!!
Jesus Christ :)
I don't believe in you. You haven't done anything good for me. My Goddess Luna takes better care of me than you ever did. Hell, I even plan to sell my Soul to Lucifer so I can be a Goddess in the kitchen.
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 lmfao but it's just some dude that's i guess cosplaying
It's 3 am and I'm re-watching Daz videos. I've tried hard not to laugh, but a chuckle or giggle comes out here an there
Daz clearly loved Gordon Ramsey enough back in the day to quote him so much 😂
Imagine if someone came in to rob her and they see her running around the house being furniture 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They might try and take her because they mistake her for for a t.v 😂
An Actual trash bag😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
An Actual trash bag I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@anactualtrashbag2679 And he just sells it on ebay, and the title of it is just "Changeable Furniture"
Or maybe she might be a lamp and they stop and say "Oooh nice lamp" and steal her with the other furniture.
Imagine someone breaking in and she's just sliding around the floor screaming being a vacuum cleaner
Hahah this comment killed me hahah
But she’s addicted to being furniture
@@bl1zzard289 washing machine isn't furniture but she still spins her arms around relentlessly
I honor this comment
indeed
i wholeheartedly just assumed that this was some sort of compulsion olympia dealt with as a result of that fear of being sat on as a child and potential associated trauma with that fear oh my god
Its 11:39 PM. U GOTTA CHILL WITH MAKING ME LAUGH SO DAMN MUCH 😂
Daz should check his camera for all we know it could be Olympia.
I’m dying😂😂😂
Larr.e n - 🧐🧐🧐
Lol
I’m dead 😵 xddd
She is the tripod
*"I like pretending to be furniture"*
her face: 🗿
Who sat. On you🤔
@@chimp8571 um are you alright m8
@@GhostedGamer u know lets just not question it....okay?
@@chimp8571 congrats. You’ve given me a headache😵
@@chimp8571 are u ok
4 years later and I’m rewatching this at 5am , love all your videos daz I have subscribed to your channel for 5 years now I think xx
Daz your reactions and comments are the best!
"You got to straighten your ba- why am I giving her advice? 😂"
im dead 😂😂
Same
RIP
Rylee Anne HAHHAH
Ultimo Destruct-O 609 likes 4 comments in 10 months
You are not.
“Her playing a guitar is a hobby, I play guitar”
*Turns around to get guitar*
“Where the fuck have they gone”
"i need to find those"
Lol my friend watched it and she said “Up my ass” xD
Daz's reactions never get old!!!! It's just beyond hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hey daz. It's my first day of highschool tomorrow and you've helped me get through a lot of elementary. Thank you for this trip I will be watching you through out high school too! Thank you.
So kids what do u want to be when your older?
Billy: A doctor!
Larry: A police officer!!
Olympia: A SOFA
Lmao
Lost Girl really ? I wanna be a lamp I can see everything 🔪
Lost Girl is Billy Asian?
Billy: Mommy Daddy! When I’m older I want to be an astronaut!
Asian parents: it’s pronounced doctor honey.
I can relate lol
Lost Girl oh huh shit
Mom: Darling , you can'-
Olypima: BUT I WANT TO BE A SOFA!!!
*everyone backs away and starts packing there bags* xD
Auntie mistakes you as a sofa
Auntie:sorry darling
Olympia:do it again
Auntie:wth is this a fetish
Later on
Therapist:so how did this start
Olympia:when auntie sat on me then I asked her to do it again then she went to my parents and I woke up in the hospital having the urge to put a lamp shade on my head
@macaroni & Cheese awww thanx
THIS IS FUKIN AMAZING XD!!
@@charleetucker2480 thx for the love I rarely get to one hundred 😊😊😊
Thank u all so much I like to be funny and make people laugh but this comment was just the spur of the moment so thank u all for the replys and likes❤️❤️❤️
🤣🤣
Got to love dazes laugh. It is more contagious than corona
olympia: my names olympia and i’m 17
daz: olypmia?
me: SEVENTEEN??
I know this is a parody but I like the fact that daz calls them both "her" and "she". He doesn't even comment on their looks :) respect daz x
leah hale You got a heart from senpai :’)
Accepting delusions has nothing to do with respect.
leah hale who actually does?
N T shush.
leah hale LET'SGO POLITICALLY CORRECT DAZ
Mum: Olympia honey where's the...
*walks in and sees her as a lamp*
Mum: ok
haha
Ha
4 years and still watching old daz videos
4 years later and I'm rewatching this love his videos
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Olympia: *"yes"*
i wanna have 15 mental diseases mom!
@Leroy Stone trisha paytas basically
I don’t get it
I’m sorry but I love that this comment has 666 likes 😂
@@atingeofsalt_ woah super edgy
"I wish i had an epic name, I'm just Daz"
Daz
Daz is a Dazzling name... WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT.
its been gour years i stillblove both daz novympia and this video
I watch this every 3 months or so. Still one of my all time favorites Faz episodes.
Me: mom can i have a lamp?
Mom: no we have one at home
The lamp at home:
Phantøm you need to buy a new lamp IMMEDIETLY AND THROW THE OLD ONE OUT
@@nevenepomuceno6623 *DISPOSE OF THE LAMP!*
@@haveybabws3989 this is officer lr368 we have a possible case of homicide
@@nevenepomuceno6623 burn the lamp.
Me: mom..thats my sister..shes not a lamp-
A few weeks ago, my sister sat on me because I was hiding under a blanket while lying on the couch. Now I can't stop being a lamp.
I am Jade 😂😂😂😂😂
I love daz games I’ve been watching daz for 3 years and it has been amazing we love you daz 💕
4 years later and this is still my comfort UA-camr
“Honey where are you? Are you pretending to be a lamp again?” 😂
Random Eddsworld fan “Damn it honey.”
Why hon
LOL
I would like but it's on 669 likes I can't ruin it
Hahahahahahahahaha
So we just not gonna talk about how she said she’s 17 but looks around 35?🤣🤣🤣
Definitely old enough to not get carded buying Alcohol
u know the video is fake right? its just a skit, that person is not actually 17 shes acting. my weird addiction is a parody of tlc my strange addiction
@@JG-su1zs oh
J G oh-
this is nova and olympia and this is a parody of my strange addiction which they as a couple made as a joke on there channel novlympia which later became viral
I still watch a lot of his old videos even 5 years later 😊
We love you Daz, God Bless!! 🙏🏼🤍🤍🙌🏼
Friend: your crush is coming! Act natural!
Me: 1:26
Smol Pips oh my gosh 😂😂
Smol Pips me at 7:50-7:56 where she becomes a washing machine
Lmao 😂
S A M E
Smol Pips lmao
Me: *doesn't laugh
Daz: *Laughs hysterically
Also me: Dies of laughter
Relatable
Bruh I’m like a creature out of a movie i get up that shit in like 2 seconds
Sa. E
For real tho
So true
Still cant get enough of this 6 years later, the washing machine bit kills me like how did she keep a straight face!? They both deserve medals 😅
hope you feel better daz
When she was a “washing machine” I couldn’t not laugh 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭
Same😂😂
IM WHEEZING
She's amazing at hide and seek
Bahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah
Doctors hate her
George Creek 😂😂😂
Ikr! I barely even saw her! She was almost invisible!
George Creek lolololololololololoololololololololol
Your videos make my day way better
I lost it so bad at the washing machine part I had to hold in my laughter cuz it’s 3 am 😂
When you haven’t found a spot and you here , *”Ready or not here I come”*
Mr Duck 😂😂
It’s *hear* you got me confused
Quack quack.... QUACK QUACK quack?
The best comment 😭
Mr Duck
Yes
"Normal, normal, fuck's sake, normal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this scene just killed me
Same🤣😂🤣😂
6:48
Same
6:48 its funny and i agree i nearly fell off my bed laughing so hard
This is the first video I have ever watched of Dazes and I LOVE IT👍🏼
Watching this 4 years later and it's still good
It IS a parody. "My weird addiction" instead of my strange addiction 😂😂😂
Charlotte leto 😂👍
Thank Jesus 😂
"it's just a phase, mom"
It's just a phase! I'll probably be a chair tomorrow instead of a toaster!
@@lithaline1726 ha
XxNull StudiosxX Wait, wait, wait. A toaster?
Call the SCP Foundation.
@@jameswarf6456 nah I was a toaster 3 weeks ago. I am currently a bathtub. No need to call anyone :D
@@lithaline1726 OWO
The couple are honestly so funny. Novempia take the piss out of so much its funny
hope she feels better
Teacher: So what do you wanna do when you’re older?
Sarah: Chef!
Susie: Police Officer!
Jack:Actor!
Olympia *sofa*
Ya girl Mai x copied
@@cov.apples4384 a lot of people do that :^
• Itz isla • it was litterly the exact same
Firetruck
Copied
Who else is binge watching his videos during quarantine?
mee
ME
Moi
meee
I only started watching him abt less then a month and I already have his merch 😂
I literally cracked up just reading the title. I don't know what I would do without Daz 🤣
I watched this ages ago and I became a fan of novympia recently and I only just realised/ remebered daz reacted to this
I gotta go pick up my chaise lounge from school.
Sorry
kid.
I meant kid.
Gonna go pick up my chai- CHILD. I MEAN CHILD.
xD
😂😂
hahahahaha
@Ultimo Destruct-O yep
Ha.
Me: that’s not funny
Daz: slightly giggles
Me: *self implodes*
Sammmeeeeee
To relatable
I think when I first watched this Daz was on about 4mil subscribers and now he is on 7.03Mil ❤️❤️ Contrats Daz and welcome to any new Dazzlers xx
4 years later and I’m watching this
whenever Daz says :"fuck me !" it always reminds me of Gordon Ramsay
KaTTyNaTor same lol
No FUCK YOU!
KaTTyNaTor "IT'S FUCKING RAW!!" 😂
SAME
Lol I read this at the moment
“My weird addiction” is a parody of the real tv show “my strange addiction” 😂😂com’on daz
Hailey Avery yeah lmao👍😂
Hailey Avery Thats exactly what i was thinking 😂
Ooo yeah
Hailey Avery ikr I was like...Wtf is ‘My weird addiction’ 😂😂
Hailey Avery OMG i just REALIZEDD
He's laughter always makes me laugh.
4 years later and this is still a banger
it was that strange even daz’z camera said bye
•BeyondTheScene • army purple you 💜
Taehyungie
BANGTAN BANGTANNN
Tbh, if i were the camera, I'd want my battery to die out
Kat방탄소년단 || Wait are you hating on him or......
Olympia: Doc i can't stop being furniture.
Doctor: You mind shedding a little light on the situation?
Olympia: *Grabs a lampshade and puts it over her head*
OH MY GOSH 😂 BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY
🤣
BAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Bahahaha 🤪🤪🤣🤣
Hehehe
2:14
Wattpad writers: 🤨
I just watch these purely for Daz's reactions, they're gold!
imagine how weird the aunt felt after she realized she caused this girl to be addicted to cosplaying as a sofa 😭😭
I think it's a parody of my strange addiction where they take the piss basically😂 I'm sure I read a comment a while ago that said that
It’s a joke lol
The videos fake it’s a parody
You're so funny
Look at her Pop that booty
The boys will love this
WhErE dId I gO wRoNg?!
It’s literally a drag Queen taking the piss 🤣
6:33 Daz: I play the guitar
*Daz about to grab his guitar
Daz: where is my guitar
Misty Bryson they held it upside down
Misty Bryson his guitar was behind his arm 😂😂 you can see a section of the fretboard. Just noticed that now, watching it back
Misty Bryson How do you pinpoint the time?
@@whatishappeningidk8887 you just like put on what time you saw something like on purpose 2:18
@@immxrtal7772 Oh ok so like say a random one 1:25 ???
4 years and I’m watching this at 5am I love daz watches:)
4 years later I’m watching this hilarious channle