The FBI Showed Up To His House... (ft. William Osman) | The Yard
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This week, the boys are joined by William Osman! They discuss what it's like having a child and being a UA-camr, the upcoming convention Open Sauce, and how William Osman was visited by Homeland Security... (Episode 147)
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00:00:00 - new merch!
00:01:17 - welcome back to the yard
00:02:25 - william osman!
00:04:25 - what is your vice?
00:06:10 - proposing
00:07:18 - being married
00:07:40 - williams house burning down
00:11:00 - netflix comedy festival
00:13:08 - ludwig gets rowdy in a comedy show
00:16:03 - daniel tosh stole ludwigs joke
00:17:17 - learning stuff about marsupials
00:18:42 - Open Sauce!
00:21:10 - nile red makes a mould of ludwig
00:22:14 - the Len fair
00:22:46 - hair & balding
00:24:00 - what is open sauce?
00:26:05 - how open sauce is different to other conventions
00:26:27 - livestreaming at open sauce
00:28:15 - having a baby
00:30:20 - mech suits for babies
00:31:22 - talking to children like they're adult
00:35:16 - planning to have a child
00:36:10 - cut or uncut?
00:38:00 - drake vs kendrick lamar
00:40:37 - MeUndies!
00:42:20 - what is running open sauce like?
00:43:30 - only learning the take off training for being a pilot
00:44:20 - was open sauce made so you could retire?
00:46:00 - spite
00:47:20 - nicks skateboard accident
00:48:25 - being spite driven
00:49:25 - sorry shake
00:49:47 - who is your best friend?
00:51:42 - toilet court
00:55:45 - the yard booth at open sauce
00:57:50 - williams degree
00:58:06 - williams previous job
01:00:14 - cad
01:00:35 - making jets
01:01:20 - people getting mad at williams creations
01:03:25 - boeing planes falling off
01:04:36 - has the government ever been mad at you?
01:08:10 - the police
01:09:59 - william osman forgets his age
01:12:35 - how much to get circumcised?
01:13:33 - have you ever made a video you didn't upload?
01:15:15 - the mobile game mr beast plays
01:19:00 - william osmans podcast set is just garbage
01:19:40 - renting a raccoon
01:20:59 - slime has a monkey video for everyone
01:22:30 - sleep paralysis
01:23:30 - nick was stuck in a nightmare
01:24:15 - evil ludwig
01:25:50 - baby wielding knives and pipes
01:28:15 - outlets
01:28:55 - the baby proofed room
01:32:00 - asking children about their memories
01:34:35 - thanks for watching! checkout open sauce
01:35:05 - oh!
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You know it’s gonna be a good episode when DJ Racist is mentioned
still trying to get him to play my wedding anyone got his contact?
Drake would have won if DJ Racist was on the track
in the morning
@@thatlaxbroprod by racist would go crazy
We have two good episodes of the Yard podcast so far
Gaslighting Lud into proposing is the funniest shit.
He gaslit me too I was in qts stream last night waiting for her to show off the ring
We've had lily pichu and now william osman we are one step closer to michael reeves episode
Blame slime
micheal is the exact average of those two people
@@duskpede5146I want to agree but I feel like both have a little less absolute chaos
@@glowco.717no it’s like how in math when you multiply two positives you get a negative, exactly like that
@@honkhonk4339 dude what?!!
Nick proposing introducing the asian baby as Zipper is a level of improv i cannot fathom
I choked on my spit 😂😂😂
He's effortlessly cool
timestamp
@@nagol80031:34:19
@@nagol8003 1:34:18
Bro, poor William sitting at the top of the slide for 5 minutes with his legs hanging out in frame is crazy
Same with linus lol
it was like 2:30, but it is wild
@@kernalmustang260was really like a minute 30. cuz bro wasnt there for the ad
This is my new fav bit
This standard introduction procedure is neither crazy nor 5 minutes.
"having a baby is like going to the store and getting the most crippled pet you can buy" lmfao
This has to be the funniest way I've heard someone describe having a baby lmao
this right after linus’ comment last week about his wife being great breeding stock
the yard is on some new shit
@@wermluvr we're so barack
1:11:10 Ludwig callin Lily "well above thirty" and that she "looks it" is crazyyy LMAO
i think the yard booth at open sauce could just be them trying to put together some complicated ikea furniture
Imagine they get a booth and finally get to display the science of the wedding pyramid they long for.
I haven't watched William Osman before, but this was one of my all time favorite episodes in terms of vibes, flow, and bants. It reminded me heavily of the Squeex episode how smooth it felt. Also 1:34:49 was such a hilarious and organic moment. He had genuine fear in his voice after he realized what he said.
Watch the Safety Third episode "WHO IS THE BEST MALL SANTA?" and thank me later
@@stroopyyft. Dax Flame
Ludwig defending Ouran High School Host Club made me giggle LMAO a man of taste 🤞🏻
its so goood
Kiss kiss fall in love~
I think it's a classic, I don't get why aimen thinks it trashy
@@_ion04On paper it's a wish fulfillment highschool harem. Idk whether that comes across in the show itself because I've only seen maybe 10 minutes total, but it seems trashy on the surface at least.
@@jamesmccomb9525 Having watched just first episode, it seems boring af
Dude look at slimes face at 4:21 he looks so happy
its like he's realizing the guest this ep knows how to be funny and is both relieved and impressed
aiden saying “it’s called an infinity pool” has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever heard in my life
anyone got the timestamp?
@@sparklee5044 ua-cam.com/video/h8x--lkarZQ/v-deo.htmlsi=ADnYz7yXK6KcF0Sk&t=3150
@@sparklee5044 i got you homie, it's at 52:30
@@sparklee5044 52:32 clip starts with billiam wosman then aimen
Nick on safety third now little Willie on the yard. Worlds collide.
excuse me thats big willie
@@jakebrown1066 still waiting for SoftWilly
Listening with my eyes closed and hearing the goon commander after the newest ep. This is golden
STEM nerds are eating good the past two weeks, if you lost your virginity at 24 the yard is REALLY trying to appeal to you lately
So you are saying I still have hope?
@@HyviaVideoitaMansenlaleonly if you become an engineer
oh no, in a month I'll be a 25 year old engineer virgin
@@dbp18 the water's warm, hop on in
Mf I'm actually a stem nerd who lost his virginity at 24 💀💀💀
LETS GOOOO MICHAEL REEVES'S DAD
it's so funny that we went from wife being an excellent breeding stock to babies being a parasite
the duality of dudes
53:25 "he shook his damn drizzle" was such a fuckin bar from nick and i'm sad it wasn't acknowledged
I am 20 still living with my parents, the only reason my friends don't still live with their parents is because they all live in one house together and split rent between all 6 of them
Holy oleos imagine two dozenths of a house all to yourself. Living the dream.
20 is an extremely normal age to be living with ur parents still
Is not living with ur parents an USA thing? @@malaythakkar8772
Ludwig defending OHSHC is why hes my favorite
what an insane intro
doubling down on the dj racist is insane
Outro even crazier
The bit at 38:30 where Nick says for everyone to lean in and imitate the fortnite YT thumbnail is one of the most locked in that the boys and a guest on the pod has ever been.
William truly fits in seamlessly. They should really have him back
girth fairy was overlooked but it's a bagner
I'm on edibles and loving the podcast but I paused to type this
Congratz on the proposal Dubin!!🎊
26:56 william yearns for the panopticon
this made me audibly giggle
I listened to the Stavros episode this morning and you made true exact same joke about terrorists only doing half of the training for flying planes this is so funny
I never thought Id hear someone call a baby a useless piece of shit in a WHOLESOME way.
Hearing good shit from an adult you just played basketball with would make my year as a 12 year old
i would never forget it lol
"Shawties got me goin Adam (at 'em) like I'm Savage" 21:00
I love that the radio station for DJ Racist is 98.2 implying he exists between radio channels
there's tons of stations that have decimals?
@@MrShinjiTabris not all decimals though if you’ve ever used a radio you’d know FM only tunes to odd numbers ie. 95.1 and 102.7
@@johnnykiehn1872 ive used a radio every day of my life, never knew this, thank you for this information, I'm unobservant as fuck apparently
as someone from the bay William is so right, i grew up knowing a dude who built a car shaped like a giant snail that could breathe fire and it was just normal to me
I hope the yard bois understand how important slime’s unhinged comments are to the pod
Destiny fans didn’t like it LMAO
@@jacoL8 destiny fans dont like their reflection in the mirror
Congrats on the engagement Ludwig!
slime looks like one of the tiktok fake mice that they put in costumes if it was dressed as rasputin from the 2004 hellboy movie
is this a compliment
Hearing nick sad about his dream breakup was the cutest thing. Are you here?
Adorable
Love to see William Osman there, but it was weird to swap out slime halfway through for Italian Morpheus and not bring it up at all
Love how we get a closeup of the chair in front of slime when he talks in the intro
Referencing Jordies throughout the episode is so funny it catches me off guard every time 😭😭😭
Congrats on the proposal Ludwig can't wait for wedding pics❤
Please have William back he’s such a good guest
I need the yardigan cardigan
petition for slime to wear ludwig's glasses on every episode for the foreseeable future. adds so much to his character design. genuinely he looks so cool
The only two podcasts I listen to merged into one!
I absolutely cannot wait to read the yard book with my mom Janet :)
Tell Janet we said hi
@@Trade4Lewt sure will ☺️
Ordered my book when they dropped, it’ll be well worth the wait!!! That intro was insane
Dr. K said taking care of a child is like taking care of a puppy
So you get 9 children and let the magic happen 💯
dude.....
@@Gabriel-sd1oh it's easier than 1 🤷
I love when slime talks about old jobs
This might be one of the most electric episodes yet
It’s finally hereeee. Preordereddd. Also laughed my ass off at the chair being sold 😭
Slime is extra funny this ep. MVP of The Yard in my heart.
This may be my new favorite episode
The execution of slime's classic clay court bit was flawless during the massive shit story. My compliments to the chef.
i can’t express how cool slime looks with those sunglasses
The reaction to the "Acorn Incident" was unexpected but very welcomed. The Dark Souls "fat roll" and Will's "He's playing call of duty!" killed me
Yalls lighting is on point
the last 3 minutes were pure chaos lmao
the sync from ludwig and william at 45:15 is insane
"How to be a Dad" was the original title for the yard historians.
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Best episode yet. I love when slime has an ally, he becomes so cute
This is one of my favorite episodes
One of my favorite episodes in a while
I need more Slime x William collabs they play off each other so well
what a great fit for the vibe of the show. Will is so funny.
The LEN bit might be the best in the history of this podcast. Greatest song ever made and greatest music video of all time
51:01 "It's a clay court" is so funny
17:59 “are you just saying words you like to say” 😭😭😭
You got any...*puts on woody hat* secret kids?
Trying to eat while listening to this episode is a souls-like.
The cereal room only accommodating one person at a time is an insanely good joke
My two favorite creators it's a dream come true
Wow! This was a really great and funny episode! i sure hope some man child doesn't get enraged by one of slimes jokes!
slime got way more invested in the drama than destiny himself lmao
I've been waiting letssss goooo
Intro was a wild ride
The best part of this episode is watching Ludwig start by saying he hates a Slime bit. Then immediately started stealing the bit in the middle of the episode.
The end of this episode is the best part
Absolutely fire episode
Luds hat goes crazyyy🔥
slime unironically looks so good in ludwigs glasses
William is definitely an all time guest
Toeing the line there with the zipper joke lol.
1:09:10 LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 "...train them." They're lucky to get a booklet with SOPs & a verbal explanation... 😂 Training 😂 Yeah
LETS GOOO! Frieren mentioned!
Banger ep, I kept laughing every 5 minutes
Not sure if true or meme, but if true, Congrats lud! I'm sure QT is REALLY REALLY excited to see the intricate planned engagement.
This is the funniest episode of the year so far.
calling ouran highschool trashy is an insane take by aiden
haven’t gotten to that part of the pod yet but i think it’s accurate
Aiden's onto something.
1:34:35 i sipped my drink when nick started talking a spat all fucking over my table after he said "...where we will make one" 😭💀
"my phone's dry" broke me
William was the most natural fit any guest has been
Oh man that outro is something else.
I had sleep paralysis this morning, I got possessed by the pod
William is so funny! He outdid slime in this one! 😂 with peace and love!
slime looks like doctor robotnik with the glasses on
No one remembers the major motion picture “Babies Day Out” lol 😂
Congrats Ludwig on getting married and becoming a dad!
Another banger from the yard!
this and the peter episode might be the funniest 2 episodes so far
this is the first episode ive watched on youtube instead of listening to on spotify!!!! nice set, plus handsome very cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The acorn cop DID shoot, like 3 mags worth into his car with someone in the back seat
Amazing Intro!