We Banned Him From Our Show | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about going to the Grammy's, watching NSFW videos on the Apple Vision, and how a streamer lost $2,000,000... (Episode 134)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:27 - casey neistat
00:02:47 - professor slime
00:04:30 - welcome back to the yard
00:04:41 - lisa ann arrested
00:05:38 - ludwig & qt went to the grammy's
00:08:20 - ludwig orders $400 worth of hot dogs
00:11:20 - ludwig got naked in an uber
00:12:43 - ludwig didn't shut the gucci store down
00:14:45 - billy joel hate
00:16:58 - putting sodas in the freezer
00:21:00 - the chill-o-matic
00:22:39 - the office toilet problem
00:27:48 - Lelo!
00:30:05 - making it clap
00:31:11 - big pharma nick allen
00:32:10 - ludwig takes a forbidden photo of shake
00:35:09 - midsmoker34 learns about urzikstan
00:35:22 - is it ok to order a burger at a mexican restaurant?
00:37:22 - basketball
00:39:00 - ludwig is a ball hog
00:40:45 - nick & slime settle the warzone beef
00:43:25 - chanel west coast & ben shapiro podcast
00:44:20 - dr penis
00:45:16 - ludwig beefed with his teacher
00:46:17 - an old friend
00:47:16 - the aiden papers
00:49:05 - Hello Fresh!
00:50:45 - adin ross losing $2,000,000 to carti
00:56:10 - kai cenat & nicki minaj
00:59:15 - famous celebrities live streaming
01:01:45 - slime's thoughts on live streamers
01:02:19 - nicki minaj on the yard
01:02:59 - MeUndies!
01:04:51 - do live streamers have value?
01:07:24 - matpat is coming on the yard?
01:10:00 - wag1
01:11:48 - could the yard win a grammy?
01:13:05 - kidz bop
01:14:30 - getting ice spice on the yard
01:16:55 - nicks poop
01:17:51 - what would you do after the yard?
01:19:20 - ludwigs worst video
01:21:21 - does it matter...
01:23:08 - the value of youtube shorts
01:24:15 - can shorts be art?
01:26:45 - apple vision pro
01:29:20 - aiden gets owned
01:32:35 - the success of apple vision pro rides on this...
01:35:30 - thanks for watching!
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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When they put someone in the thumbnail that's not in the episode they should be required to get the person to do adlibs
Matpat doing the Ice Spice "Grrrah"
@@vitaminwater9662 did I ask?
@@fluorescentfuneralalt dude that random guy is a dick LMAO I'm sorry you had to deal with that
@vitaminwater9662 who?
@@fluorescentfuneralalt is that necessary to reply to a public comment 😲
I thought you already got Mat on the show I was flabbergasted
Do people deadname you as flabbergaster seemed weird to mention that part
@@Noah-lj2sg gotta love mobile lol. Thanks
Same dude. I sat here thinking "Damn they're waiting a while to bring him in."
Evil thumbnail, they better get a million views
I was breathless when Mat said he'll be on The Yard, when I saw the thumbnail I got butterflies. I got rolled by Lud again 🙄😂
When the ass massager ad started, I thought it was some really wild bit for a factor ad. Like slime can’t satisfy Ludwig but he can make him easy to cook meals ready in just a few minutes
Same
Same here. I was lost
same man
"I have actually demoed this" as it cuts to Nick sniffing the massager going unrecognized is so fucking funny.
I genuinely had tears in my fucking eyes that whole ad read. When Nick spread his legs and seemed to be trying to figure out how it would work, I lost my mind 😂
"like who is watching" :)
When slime wears glasses he looks more bald
Went from блять to github repository maintainer with children in school
I don’t understand why, but you’re so right 😭
the northernlion effect
@@Kingbimmy northernlion has plagued bald people
its like it separates his head from his face more
Watching Aimen gradually develop horns like a ram over the past 134 episodes has been a majestic experience, truly the goat
Nick's first reaction to the prostate massager being:
- Butthole
- Give it a sniff
Is an all time Nick Moment (@28:15)
That shit had me in tears 😂
He really was trying to figure out in his monke brain how it would work. I love him
God, nick is so effortlessly cool.
@@zeroartisan pls no 💀 he’s said he hates that joke
29:16
Why is Ludwig dressed as canadian Ash Ketchup
Catchin all the stats
Ash Ketchup-Chips
Slime wearing glasses looks like Dave Bautista whenever he does a "serious" role.
Slime is giving the coolest nerd uncle vibe wearing that glasses
When you realize it's just Stanley Tucci lol
I wad expecting Hello Fresh, that first ad read gave me whiplash
Ayy we finally got the Northernlion ep 🎉🎉
Slime with glasses looks like such a fine dapper man. He's so dapper for us
eating sourcream & onion chips high and watching the yard gotta be like top 5 things ever
that one unemployed friend at 1pm on a thursday
real@@Tegulatus
but like he do be spittin (def not feeling called out)@@Tegulatus
Now that sounds like a good ass time. You’re living your best life ❤
Without me??!???????
slime looks so handsome with those glasses im not kidding
Can't wait to try the new prostate massager after eating my factor meal, just gotta take off meundies.
yall gotta be the only podcast i cant skip the sponsored content, its just too good
slime with glasses actually looks so much like one of my old college professors that its jarring to watch this rn
bald man with beard
Aiden was electric this episode. MVP. Had me dying early on. What was he on haha
“You’re poopin like vape tricks??” from Aimen caught me so off guard that I actually laughed really loudly so good job mane
Nick, the solution to making the soda colder faster is to wrap it in a wet towel. College students have been using that method to chill beers for decades!
Love slime losing it at Aiden jumping in on the bit 6:40
do you know what they said?
@nick, the tech for a cold soda-
Drench a paper towel, wrap bottle/can, freezer time 5-7 mins max. Works like a charm. GL bro :salute:
at 1:11:25 i didn't think cultural was the word that was going to come out of aidens mouth while talking about drake, then i realized this episode was probably recorded before the drizzy glizzy leak
The fact they did the lelo ad is crazy I hope he hey got a huge bag for it bc that’s funny asf
slime and aiden hitting the "is that her name?" in complete unison might be the best yard bit of the last year
This might be the greatest episode ever. Prostate massager, Aiden’s comments on Taylor, the peeing predicament, all priceless
Slime looks very good with glasses, it focuses your view on his face and makes you want to hear what he has to say. Keep up the good work brother🤙
Slime banned me for complimenting him on stream. Everything about him running his chat like an angry god, and people being afraid to comment is true.
dont tell them that or they wont worship him anymore
Yeah he timed me out for the same on stream, and blocked me on twitter for it too 😭
Like I genuinely think he deserves at least SOME genuine compliments because I just think men should receive more compliments than they do so I built that habit 💔💀
@@KingbimmyI just wanted to be nice and the man insults me in return :(
@@Maxsmackwhat did you say
One of my core memories is accidentally pissing through the gap of the toilet seat at school and getting like, a lot of piss on my pants, and this was at the age of around 14 so there was no way to play it off, I spent forever rubbing at it with soap, but I could still occasionally smell a hint of piss. The teacher commented on me taking a while, but backed off that line of reasoning, deciding that there's no way that line of questioning goes well. Luckily I was not labelled a piss boy but I still anxiously think somehow everyone knew.
I just don't get how you can do that, like I've done the thing Slime talked about with the "tuck" since forever. If I don't I just end up touching the seat and that's disgusting
@@T0NI_ Yeah I do as well, I don't really know precisely how it happens, it's not a repeat incident. I think it's not like the piss stream is directly aimed at the gap, but if the pressure is high enough and you hit a little below the gap the pee can sort of rise up and slip out. To clarify, I don't think it was like a direct stream of piss out of the toilet bowl onto my pants, my memory isn't 100% but I think it was more piss ran down the side of the toilet bowl and onto the floor, where my pants were resting.
Those glasses on Slime, is the perfect disguise, because I didn't realize it was him until he spoke and I took a second
Nice episode as always. Slime looks great with the glasses btw
Oh My God i wasn't paying attention to the first ad and i thought it was going in the direction of a hello freash ad
So nice of Hugo Strange to appear on the show today
Slime looking clean as hell with those glasses.
Idk abt yall but Slime actually looks so good in those glasses
I’m with Nick, I put sodas in the freezer to get it nice and cold but I don’t set a timer and forget like half the time so I’m left with Mountain Dew ice
They’ve never exploded? That’s the whole problem with putting carbonated drinks in the freezer. Unless you’re using bottled Mountain Dew? Idk if plastic bottles explode, but cans do for sure. 🤔
27:48 Aiden looks so different from that angle, with that facial experssion, that I didn't think it was him. Thought it was someone who just resembled Aiden. That shit tripped me out
Same, I was like “who’s in Aiden’s seat?” 💀
he's so aged from all the stress
We finally watched enough episodes to unlock shadow aimen
Slime with glasses is mother
This was the funniest ep in months. I laughed out loud hard multiple times
i really love those glasses on slime & i hope this is a new look for him
Most on brand ad read ever hope you guys keep working together ❤
"jealous is a word that kind of blames her" followed by nicks emphatic "yeah!" killed me LOL 20:00
also the whole james mccloud naming his kid 'fox' and how it would be like us naming a kid 'person'; french people ("people") name their kids 'guy' so, we kinda do it too
I refuse to believe there's anyone naming kids "Guy", they appear at 49 years old fully formed out of yacht clubs
"Guy" meaning person comes from the name, not the other way around
@@MK-zl7hjI’m so fucking stupid I thought you were just saying you didn’t believe anyone was named Guy, period full stop.
My reading comprehension low af today 💀
all timer episode this is great
bro i'm so stoked i got to see the episode featuring M2K
I'm trying to imagine how he'd flame you before hitting ban if that was a chat message
Aiden looks snatched after in all black; also those glasses on Slime unironically look great. They make him look like he could comfortably host a TED Talk
Effortlessly Chill-o-matic
Those glasses look amazing on Slime
when nick faces the camera the lighting makes him look like a mad scientist
slime looks so handsome in his glasses :)
slime looks very dapper with the glasses 😊
This ep was electric
Theres a powerful void when they discuss Drake due to this being a day before the incident. The Slime potential energy is huge
Drizzy truly did stroke his shit on main
This is the best ad read on this show LMFAOOO
Slime looking hella good with the glasses, as a fellow bald man, i wish my eyesight was bad so i could wear em too
is the Yard where we re-hear ludwigs stream stories
or is ludwigs stream where we hear his first draft of the yard stories lol
slime bringing back his ASU prof fit
That boxcar racer comment is crazy lol
i want an episode where slime with glasses reads a bedtime story to the guys and tucks them in at the end
Another good ep
I’ve never felt more seen when the talked about the pre thing
Easily the most unexpected ad read, thanks again
slime looks good with glasses don't let them hurt you man
I stan slime with glasses, looking sharp af
I had the toilet incident happen to me recently 😭😭 by the time i realized what was happening it was too late
Listening to old eps I missed and the drake culture vulture convo is very timely lol
slime kinda looks french with those glasses tbh
Seeing slime wear glasses gave me whiplash
You know this one is going to be a banger! As always. 🔥
Slime looks wonderful with glasses :-)
I do the freezer can strat often, like today, when I did it twice (and didn’t miss)
the double del at del taco is unmatched
the last thing is was expecting in this video was a box car racer mention lmao
i was so excited before clicking on this video
Thank you for the "office toilet problem" segment. I thought I was alone and was too ashamed to ask my bros because lil dong skill issue...
26:35 Aiman, you've done it. This has to be the funniest thing that you've ever said. Funny man Aiman
Slime in glasses gives out the same vibes as Stanz
He'd sleep you for that
Slime looks so good with glasses tbh
Bro this episode is hilarious all the way through 💀😂
my first thought when i saw the glasses is that slime from the first ep would make fun of slime now
Shave the mustache and slime got a perfect Hugo Strange cosplay
someone tell Nick that the double del cheeseburger from del taco is top 5 fastfood burgers
OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE CHILL-O-MATIC, my dads been using one for YEARS
great slop thanks
need an animation for the basketball stories
I REFRESHED TO THE BOYS LETS GOOO
Unironically slime slays in those glasses
i feel like i learn so much about men because of this podcast, like in an anthropological way
Aimen HARD coping that knife. biggest waste of money on something worthless, and I’m not talking about the Vision Pro
Bruce Springsteen goes incredibly hard
slime lookin fine as hell in yingo's specs god damn
My favorite episode of the yard!
You’ve not even watched it
@@user-qe3ut5ix6gdon't shit on the vibes
@@user-qe3ut5ix6gi have and i gotta say, fav episode fs
@@user-qe3ut5ix6gaudio listener here. This shit trash. The last episode was a nothing burger as well.
@@user-qe3ut5ix6gaudio releases early
Slime looking good wit the beard and glasses
the glasses beard combo slime is giving some dr hugo strange
Holy shit that acorn conversion is the hardest i think I've ever laughed at this pod!! 💀💀
i like the glasses man:)
elliott smith mention on the yard this is the best day of my life
Aimen was on fire this episode
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK DUDE
Finally, a sponsor I can get behind. Lelo