Slender Man - Movie Review
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- Опубліковано 9 сер 2018
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Chris Stuckmann and John Flickinger review Slender Man, starring Joey King, Julia Goldani-Telles, Jaz Sinclair, Annalise Basso, Javier Botet. Directed by Sylvain White. - Розваги
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Slender Man: A group of teenage girls are haunted by Adobe After Effects.
Real Human Bean
*Adobe After Effects, cracked version
Some Crazed Nerd
*Adobe after effects, cracked version MULTILINGUAL ALL LANGUAGES
Ijusthateit jump scares are in Spanish
Lol I would watch that movie! I could see Jordan Peele making that movie hilarious
Sounds like usual bad sci fi film
Slenderman stopped being scary for me the day I found out there was a fandom drawing porn of him with Jeff the Killer
Kina Axian That sounds like quite the revelation
+Sonicdude 10 it was more of the fact that seeing that instantly took any scare factor away xD now to me Slenderman is kind of a meme lol
Mr. Yeet "from the makers of hot topic brings you, slendermen"
That's still scary, but in a different way
Kina Axian Very true, *shivers*
The intro made me laugh so hard
ClayMastah344 x2 speed🤣🤣🤣🤣
But it is kinda creepy.
It was hilarious😂
Try slowing it down XD
I loved it, it actually looked creepy! I love creepy!
Would've been a big hit, like 6 years ago
It never would've been, not with the movie being this bad
No it wouldn’t be
Nope! This film is just trash in terms of writing.
Kinda wished they took this as a moral of the story road not this... would be been more scary in terms that people are the ones that we should be afraid of. Like that one real life story about slenderman where the girls almost committed murder cause of their delusions about this slenderman. Ike maybe yeah add the horror to make the audience think it's real in the movie but in the end its revealed that it's all in their heads and that the scary thing about it is the kids who went crazy and believed in a lore or story. Kinda wished they went that route
Hollywood got late
Yet another letdown to the Marble Hornets franchise. Embarrassing that a bunch of college students can make a better piece of fiction than an actual studio.
Corbin H i still remember in entry 18 when you first see masky and he jumps up from the couch, literally making me scream and shut my laptop lid back when I first saw the series in 2011. That series is the most perfect use of found footage I've ever seen.
Slender man isn't apart of marble hornet, it was it's own original story.
Corbin H yeah....
they had more passion than the studio and weren't greedy lol
AniMaL no. Even worse. When masky breaks into his house and is on his bed with his sleeping body!!
I have no idea why people are afraid of slender men, I like them a lot more than big men.
haha ikr i like them too
beg your pardon? whut?
John O ́neil stfu child
Aw shucks thank you
John O ́neil Not into "bears" then?
So I have a fun story about this movie: it was my second or third date with this girl. This move was so BAD at some point I took off my glasses because I didn’t want to watch it anymore. I turned around to say sorry to my date about the wasted money, she laughs and says “subtle, now your glasses are not in the way” and kisses me. We start making out. That’s all what we did for the rest of the movie. We’ve been together since then. Thank you Slenderman.
Isabella Peruzzolo daww 💙 that’s super cute :D
Awww!!!
wtf
Aww, that's Awesome..
Ok
I don't know why they didn't make it Found Footage. It was such an obvious choice and a clear way to pay homage to all the Web Series and ARGs of Slender Man. People are---well, were---passionate about this Urban Legend/Creepypasta.
Becuase Marble Hornets already exists and it's free.
SeMTeX Plague yeah.... I remember when Slender Man was like the new Bloody Mary. Now he’s just.... boring
The director was (is) an idiot most likely
Because far too many moviemakers don't give a shit enough to really learn the source material behind whatever IP they're adapting, these days. They just exploit the hype surrounding the source material to try to make money. Their loyalty is to themselves--not to the source material, and not to the fans thereof.
Found footage would've made it unwatchable. The last time they did it, it turned out awful
How did it take them 9 years to write a shitty horror script and exploit this character? In the meantime, Slenderman already went from a mysterious internet myth through a UA-cam let's play sensation to a dated meme whose only unironic use is found in the worst creepypastas and fanfics. It's like if someone made a serious disaster movie about Y2K.
Mattchester They wrote it bullet time speed in real life.
it's worse, hollywood made a serious disaster movie about 2012.
This isn't the first slenderman film either... there was a mockumentary made a few years back.
Sony are so out of touch that they probably didn't know about Slender Man until recently. They saw how popular it was and thought they could capitalise on that.
Too bad they're like 8 years too late.
Nathaniel Racoon daily reminder sony is making a sequel to angry birds
In the beginning of the video you guys look like you were seeing the 14 million possible futures where this movie was good lol
Hahaha :D
This comment...this is it chief
In how many of them was the movie good?
None
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhah 😂
XDDDDD
My god this movie was more of a comedy with me and my friends
Carlos Millard ikr
Same. Just went to go see it with my friends tonight
Yoooo same we saw it yesterday and was dying
Like "Happy Death Day"?
I know right. My friends and I were cracking jokes in the theater while watching the movie
I felt like this movie was trying to be “IT” but it failed miserably
You felt wrong
Uhh, to me it's trying to be an even more shittier version of Rings
Hi!
Good?
Yea you can say that
But succeeded in being shIT
"They should make a found footage Slenderman movie"
They did, it's called Marble Hornets, and it's a free series on youtube
And its not half bad. I just think its too long. Never finished it.
same here I haven't watched marvel hornets in like 5 years
I know. I don’t know maybe I’m a dick but I kind of expected people to at least know that other slender man media exists than the fucking game. Feels bad man.
The movie for marble hornet needs to be avoided at ALL cost.
Hell I'd argue Marble Hornets popularized the lore of Slenderman more than CreepyPasta
Slenderman is a dramatic romantic comedy about Ari Slenderman, a Brooklyn 20-something struggling to embrace his identity as an Orthodox Jew in a modern world. Starring Rob Schneider! Rated PG-13!
acrophobe directed by James Woods
acrophobe RoB sChNeIdEr
acrophobe seems legit
acrophobe sounds better than the actual
Sounds more like a Woody Allen movie. Right down to Slenderman being creepy with little girls
The 3 reasons why the Slenderman Movie was doomed to fail.
1: The tasteless timing. They made a movie after an incident where someone was almost stabbed by her friends to death in the name of the fictitious creature slenderman. It's so obvious they are riding off the fear of just that one incident and not actually using the right material for a movie, which brings me to my second point.
2: The lack of good inspiration. The creators of the movie clearly did not know slenderman like people making a movie about him should. they did not use any of the good slenderman material out there, like Marble Hornets, Everyman-Hybrid, Tribe Twelve, Dark Harvest, and many many more ARGs. All of those series's I just mentioned popularized slenderman BEFORE the game slender even came out. They dumped 99% of the writing and universe creation over what looks like a fricken 2 page creepy pasta. This brings me to my last point.
3: Cliche and Crap. Since the movie relies entirely on jumpscares and imagery, they missed the one chance they had to make slenderman not look like a joke again. Nobody will ever take slenderman as seriously as intended because this movie will attract more people, and disappoint them. This will result in more people disliking and making fun of the concept of slenderman. The cliches and this movies failure will be slenderman's downfall in culture... unless somebody renews it with either another new and fresh webseries around a year from now, or they add the tag "Comedy" to the slenderman movie making it look like a parody. Calling it a parody is probably the only thing to make their failures and flaws look like jokes.
If you don't care, why are you here in the comments section of a Slender Review Video? By all means, I get what you mean thinking that slenderman not being spooky whatsoever. The cause of said un-spookiness is due to over exposure of garbage and underexposure to good content. It's like saying all people who like black people need to die because I haven't met a good black person in my life. Generalizing a topic because of certain exposure is a terrible way to obtain accurate facts. Check yourself if you want to enjoy something in your life.
Sorry, it's hard for me to see sarcasm through text. My apologies
and still stupid horror-fans that watch everything called "horror" made it a hit.....
I don't think the stupid ones are not the ones who watch it. I honestly think the true idiots are the ones who say the movie has good writing/characters/plot, not the people who expected a good movie and got fooled out of their time and money to see it.
It's a strategy in movie production to get super good advertising just to make their terrible movie look good. Look at The Hatred, Unfriended, Friend Request, and that one movie where a girl is stranded on a rock for 35 minutes (I honestly don't remember it's name, the movie was so unmemorable.) The best way to counter this is by leaving bad reviews on the movies so less people go in to see it.
It’s basically IT on a 20 dollar budget
Hahahaha more like CLit
Boss Lee not funny
Its budget was over 10 million
In the club gimme 20$ gimme 20$ gimme 20$
I recall the guy who invented slenderman was actually inspired by lovecraftian horror when he came up with the character. And boi, pulling off lovecraft would require more than just jumpscares and used-up horror movie tropes I can tell ya that.
Agreed
Cassie Barns yea, I could tell there was some lovecraftian inspiration by the tentacles
Dr Strangelove Tentacles are tight!
Dr Strangelove and the fact that in some stories just looking at Slenderman could drive a person insane if i remember correctly.
Cassie Barns Victor Surge (his creator, his real name is Eric Knudsen) once had a genuinely scary creature that had many callbacks to Lovecraftian horror. Nowadays, he’s kind of a joke.
Of course it’s pg-13. Hollywood has no balls
its a slenderman movie... from hollywood...
you should've known better
I heard it was originally R and they trimmed it down, which to me is even worse than making it PG-13 to begin with.
Um, what content was in a boring jumpscare game to make a R rated movie from?
Bobbynibbles The movie is pretty different from the game, so they can add any kind of violent death they want. The Conjuring is rated R and doesn’t have much violence at all. MPAA is starting to rate horror movies based on how atmospheric and scary they are.
Bobbynibbles Slender the game is actually based off of urban legends that go back hundreds of years, the American adaptation of slender man was kinda less scary than the German Urban legend, he was originally thought of as a forest fairy that would viciously murder bad children that would sneak into the forest late at night without their parents permission, cause of death would always be being impaled by one or more of his tentacles and then the child would never be seen again, I like the older legends and the newer ones as well, I’m disappointed because there was a ton more information they could have used :(
my Gf shared the same opinion, when the girl offers herself to slenderman, why she running away? hilarious
Typical film making goof
Maybe she thought he would take note of such a noble gesture and grant them both safety. Because he totally has shown through the entire movie he's a malevolent, empathetic being willing to talk things out, right? That went poorly.
And the fall was so badly done, I couldn't believe they didn't redo it. It was so unnatural
I feel like it would have been a much better movie if given the Excorcism of Emily Rose treatment. Part horror, part court case. Make it difficult to tell if the girls are just nuts or the boogeyman is real.
That actually sounds awesome but since two girls did try to kill someone it's probably in bad taste
I truly Loved that movie "The Excorcism of Emily Rose". In my opinion its been one of the better movies that I've seen in quite sometime. As I Absolutely love horror movies but in my personal opinion its incredibly difficult to find any decent grade A horror flix anymore!
@@laurene988 That's the right answer. We've all seen our bullshit *based on a true story* hook, but this with a court case is better suited for SVU. Which of course SVU went ahead and did.
I think the German (or Austrian?) movie that Exorcism of Emily Rose was based on is creepier and more interesting. It doesn't have THAT jump scare from Emily Rose (you know which one), but it's more oppressive and you question her parents and the priest more in the German film.
Slenderman done in Blair Witch style sounds like it'd be better than both films- nice idea!
It should have been a practical effect movie.
I would then reccomend EverymanHYBRID or Marble Hornets if you're interested in that, both are amazingly well done Slenderman webseries on UA-cam
Already been done - Marblehornets
Huh it's almost like it's been done before...
Yeah wouldn’t it be great if that had already been done...
A found-footage Slender movie could work. Just imagine every time you see Slender Man, the screen turns to static like the game.
*EDIT:*
Yeah, I know about Marble Hornets and I am a fan. I'm just thinking about a proper high-budget movie.
You should check out Marble Hornets if you haven't already heard of it. It's a classic UA-cam found footage horror series
Nathan Harkins That would be awesome but there’s many ways you could do a slender man movie and make it great too.
Tyrion Lannister literally the original Slenderman horror series and it was created by a bunch of teenagers and is still scarier than this movie. Haha
They already exist in abundance, albeit usually in a series format with ARG elements.
I feel like a Slender Man movie in the style of the Blaire Witch Project night be good.
I'm amazed this didn't come out in January.
Im surprised its not straight to garbage.
Saw this movie tonight and without even thinking twice, my friends and I decided to walk around a park late at night in the middle of the woods after watching it for something to do and it didn't even cross our minds that we should probably be a little scared of the woods at this point. What a piece of trash movie.
Just saw Slender Man today and did not know what was worst ...... The movie or.... the three 18 yo girls that kept talking durning the movie and would not shut up even when people told them to stop
I experience that a lot, the worst experience I had was when I saw avengers infinity war oh my god
I don't understand why even go to the movies if one is just going to talk to their friends ?? thats what bars, restaurants, the park, the beach ect are for
exactly I always want to punch them in the face even though I tell them to be quiet they still won't shut up
I had same problem during IT, but they probably never picked up a king book in their life.
Going to any horror film on an opening weekend, you’re bound to run into that group of teenagers that are just looking to get scared.
I could NOT stop laughing every time they literally Googled slender man and just went through the search results and deviant art
Daily Dose that's hilarious.
I do not want to know what art f Slenderman is on Deviantart
3:17 at 0.25x speed was more scarier than Slender Man
Art Mienz oh my god
I tapped the time thing and my phone did the glitch where the frame I was at was melting and it was on his face and it actually scared me XD
Ironic Animations it did the same thing for me.
Haha, i totally forgot about this, yup still creepy and hilarious
terrifying
This movie was an hour and a half and felt like three hours omg
Too
Can't wait for Sony's Baldi's Basics!
JDMotionPictures oh god no please NOooooo
JDMotionPictures ho boy
JDMotionPictures no
This shit is fucking gold, hahaha
STOP CREATING IDEAS
Slenderman originates from a scary photoshop contest that took place on the something awful forums back in 2009, and the user Victor Surge uploaded the first 2 photoshops of what he called 'The Slenderman.' Basically turned into an urban legend 'creepypasta' meme on the spot with people uploading their own photoshops, and writing little short stories all with the same (and rather cliche) premise that the slenderman is an abnormally tall and thin, faceless man/ghoul (usually with multiple tentacle or treebranch like appendages) who stalks and preys upon children which people began to link with some old German folklore 'boogey man' type figure. The meme was pretty much absent on the youtube scene save for that audio file of the man paranoid and distraught after his daughter was kidnapped by slenderman, and the Slenderman song. So there was a lot of freedom for new things on the youtube medium. One day Troy Wagner who frequented the something awful forums decided to call up his friend Joseph DeLagge (butchered his last name) and asked him if he wanted to make a found footage video project. Joseph was up for it and while Troy was headed over to Joseph's place to discuss and write for their new found footage style thriller mystery which was originally dubbed as 'the slender tapes' he came up with a much needed new name. Adjective, Noun: 'Marble Hornets.' After roping their other friends Tim, and Brian into the project, along with the creation of the totheark channel and Jay's twitter account in good ARG fashion, the series fully kicked off with the forefrunners of the Slenderverse following closely behind. (Oh, and with Marble Hornet's unique depiction of the Slenderman as the sinister figure know as 'The Operator' they raised the bar pretty high for how the slenderverse should handle the character). But eventually the game 'Slender' (which was inspired by Marble Hornets) hit the scene in 2012 with the big letsplayers uploaded their respecting lets play videos and then the whole thing just blew the fuck up. More slender games were made, the original game got a sequel made by blue isle studios and had the help of the Marble Hornets guys (or THAC boys) for the writing. A few fan movies like 'wendigo' came out but weren't very good or popular. The mass hysteria pretty much died down after a 'Always watching: a Marble Hornets story' bombed in the box office. Everything in the slenderverse is moving steady for a while then yadda yadda yadda girl stabbed like 28 times by her two dumb fucking friends (that believe Slenderman was real and were cringey as possible about it) and their genius parents blamed the internet for influencing their children as if they have no power or responsibility over them at all. Anyway the girl survived, it was all over the news, a reaaaally bad documentary was made, then Sony ran out of ideas (again) capitalized off the media buzz and *BOOM*! here we are lol
Tyler Keller
Thank you for educating me.
Tyler Keller
*slow caps*
If it weren't for those meddling kids
Wall of text much?
Occasionally
They should do a sequel: _The Slenderman Diet._
Simple all you need to do is to stop eating and eat an apple a day.
I mean, it had already kind of been done with Marble Hornets (which was admittedly a series) which was actually really good overall
0:09 must be what getting Stuckmanized feels like
Shivam Malik when i see fifty shades of grey
😂🤣🤣🤣
My body is ready
Shivam Malik 😂😂😂
You mean *looks like?*
Cuz you're not exactly feeling it from your computer screen and you don't know what they're feeling either so...
I can always tell whether the movie is good or bad base off Chris facial expression as soon as his review starts
Yup. I can just obviously notice he's face.
So the thumbnail didn’t give it away?
0:10 when the third Flintstones gummy kicks in
This movie felt like a extra long goosebumps episode
Oof
The trilogy of bad horror...
Bye bye man
Truth or dare
Slender Man
you forgot the "Strangers 2"
Jaxson Shoemaker lol
Jaxson Shoemaker there's only room for one in this town
Jaxson Shoemaker yup
Wish Upon
This should've been made in 2010-2011, when the game was hot.
But this is Sony after all... They make movies when the subject is dead
If it came out then it would have been rushed most likely so it wouldn't have been good
I'm pretty sure there was a straight to UA-cam slender man movie that i thought was ok
Sony will be working on a fortnite movie releasing in 2022
I really hope Sony NEVER makes a Last of Us movie.
Oof not venom that looks good marvel would never allow venom like vulture they prob do something like evil nanobits that control spidey thats it and cant wait for morpheuis sony with the comeback and dc makeing a comeback with shazam
I'm not lying when I say that this is probably the worst movie I've had the displeasure of seeing. I was actually giving it the benefit of the doubt, even when I saw low review scores. But then I had to watch it, and I was checking my watch every 5 minutes after minute 30 because the movie is BORING. I've never walked out of a movie in my life but if I hadn't been seeing it with someone, I absolutely would've. It was a waste of my money but even more than that it was a waste of my time.
The "characters" are so one-note, bland, and lacking depth that I'd be reluctant to even call them one-dimensional because that would mean we knew anything about them. Here's everything we know: Katie has a drunk father, Hallie has a sister and does track, Wren... exists, and Chloe used to have a dad I guess. That's it. We're supposed to care about these characters but they aren't even uniquely portrayed; they're just meat puppets for the Slender Man to kill and torment in really disappointing ways.
The lighting is so dark that for half the movie you can't even tell what's going on. I get that it's a horror movie and it's gonna be dark, but nearly every single scene (especially any of the ones in the woods) the events are pretty much invisible. The sound design actually wasn't bad, but they used the same thing every single time to denote there was some Slender action afoot.
The "plot." Good god. I could sum it up on a sticky note. "Girls do summoning ritual for Slender Man then he drives them crazy and kills them." That's it. There's a little side plot with a person one of the girls is messaging (AleeyCat97 or some garbage like that) who knows about our boy Slendie. She disappears after typing nothing but cryptic, stereotypical nonsense and we later found out that she had seen Slim Jim in the woods and checked into an asylum and that's it. It was pointless but they painted it like it was a really big deal. There was also a side plot about Wren taking Lizzie (Hallie's aforementioned sister) into the woods to see the Thin Guy. It felt like it was shoehorned in just to create some character conflict (which it failed to do) and give our main character(s) the motivation to willingly give in to Emaciated Jack. Is it even scary for the villain to kill the heroine if she literally asks for it? The answer, in my opinion, is no. Especially when the way that Hallie goes out is that she's just kinda absorbed into a tree.
I could go on and on about the failings of this movie. The pacing was jarring and overall way too slow, there were plot holes everywhere, most of the setpieces for where the horror was going down were stereotypical and uninteresting (and also really hard to see because of the lighting,) the dialogue and character interactions were so clunky and poorly written that no one seemed human, Slender Man rarely actually shows up to do stuff, and there were a ton of questions and characters just left open-ended (we don't actually know if Chloe died, the last time we see her is staring out a window half an hour before the end of the movie.) It was a pathetic excuse for a movie that was just bad. Not so bad that it looped back around to being good (like The Room and a lot of old slasher flicks,) just boring. Don't invest in Slender Man. If you want some good slender action just go play the original game or watch Proxy: A Slenderman Story by Mike Diva.
I can see a Hereditary or The Empty Man style horror movie that treats you like an adult and makes you think more than anything found footage
Making a bad movie about memorable characters is nothing new to me
No this is Patrick slenderman is a great character?
My bad
This is a given
No this is Patrick memorable?🤕🤢🤮
No this is
"And much like slender man, I like to scare teenage girls with snapchat as well."
Chris: *nervous laugh*
John: *nervous laugh*
Seth Lampitelli wow lmao
With his penis.
His penis.
CyanAnn
If they’re subtlety done then ya. Unlike that one director he didn’t say “I wanna fuck boy pussy” and claim it was a joke.
Leannan yeah, careful, a certain Mouse may get narcissistic and trigger happy...
CyanAnn wow didn’t think I’d find onision on here
The cold opening was phenomenal!! Thank you, I laughed so hard!!!!
god i love rewatching these reviews, you and john are so funny together!
Dude chris,
These discussion videos are GREAT!
triplesix they can get so funny! Love it
Totally with you on that, love when these 2 beeyatches collab
He’s just ripping off Half in the Bag
Half In The Bag has an entirely different style from this. These videos Chris make sometimes for fun, whereas Half In The Bag is a more serious discussion format where they poke fun at Hollywood constantly and have an amusing little sideplot with Mr. Plinkett.
triplesix WHERE DID U GET THAT PROFILE PIC, WHAT IS UR NAME
Check out the Marble Hornets UA-cam channel, it was a long running found footage series that first played out as a shady channel uploading really weird mysterious videos until you realize that it's scripted and it's about Slender Man. It was really well done for the time, at least how it started out.
the fact that it was also a live ARG game at the same time made it even better back then, there was real audience participation and code breaking that had to be done. a bit of the magic is gone with that aspect being over, but its still great
I think its also worth checking out everymanhybrid and tribetwelve as well
God i remember bingeing the shit out of those. . . Closest thing to 'scary' that i had come across for years and years. . . All done with fuck all in cash, good on em
The movie sucked, the internet series was waayyy better.
I miss that brief time when these two lived close to one another and made alot of videos together and even appeared as "co hosts" or "guests" in each others patreon podcasts.
Man I miss these collabs. Just two dudes passionate about film talking about a new one together. I hope these guys make some more together soon
they should have put him in the backround constantly throughout the film, and the characters hardly see him. That way the viewer is getting tenser while watching the film.. perhaps he could even start get closer.
Hayden Slenderman can be a terrifyng psychlogical horror if done right, the mere concept of the character is disturbing.
Hayden that would require a slightly competent film team, which was clearly not present. Films like It Follows did this well
You ever see Marble Hornets? Because that's what they did. And their UA-cam series involving Slenderman is actually good.
FreeKickerz_Portland yeah its a shame i feel like this could have actually been good... :(
That’s the type of movie that would scare the shit out of me...and it would be interesting if at some points you really can’t tell whether it’s him or just a normal person and it kind of drives you crazy
Pewdiepie should have been in a square in upper left corner, reacting to the entire movie. And a scene of Slender doing the harlem shake.
NamComSNK haha yes Pewds could have saved it for sure ☺️ that’s great
And shouting "What a fucking *nibber* !" everytime a black character appears
LOL
0:40 Did he just say "Flender Man"?!?
Saw the Nun trailer before this movie, thought that trailer was better than this whole movie
Haven't bothered watching this movie, but the Nun is a pile of fucking SHIT!!.
Wow, the movie You just mentioned watching the trailer of, "The Nun" I found Absolutely terrifying myself!! Its hands down a 10 compared to the slenderman being scored at lower score of 1 or 2.
Very good point about the coming attraction to the movie The Nun as it seriously made me want to run rite out & see the movie!! An extremely well done movie in comparison.
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Shiirow tell that to Zod’s snapped neck
Shiirow I see your a man of the arts
The scary ending with the fast paced wiggling, is that what it looks like to get Stuckmannized?
Say "Stuckme Stuckmann" in front of the mirror sixty times, you see how close it is.
being stuckmannized involves getting video game tattoos and growing up with things.
You guys have so much fun doing these reviews, it's really great
My girlfriend broke up with me on the same day my brother went to see this movie. This movie is cursed.
I'm sorry Yoda
Bet you beat up the brother for making an awful decision.
Why’d the actors go missing from most to least talented? Probably budget.
Slenderman in 2018? What´s next, Gangnam Style the movie?
Lol you're just giving Sony ideas.
Combine them for the sequel to make Slenderman Gangnam Style the movie in which Idubbbz scares RiceGum.
Franco - They wanted to make a minecraft movie for 2019. The director dropped out and the movie got delayed.
Rickroll - it's a disaster movie featuring Tom Cruise running away for 90 minutes from a singing Rick Astley
Captain Superfreak Sounds like a tv show episode.
Bane’s World, Bane’s World, PARTY TIME EXCELLENT!
I saw this movie in theaters and was honestly pretty creeped out by it. The second time I watched it was on DVD with a buddy of mine and we basically had an impromptu MST3K session about how cheesy it was. I think my fav joke was "How is (Hallie) so pale if she runs track? Is it because she never turns on any freaking lights?"
They should have just made the Marble Hornets series into a feature length movie. That shit's creepy despite the low budget and bad acting.
acting isn't that bad but it's super fucking creepy
Gta? More like Gtgay! It does improve but earlier on its not great. However I can't knock it too much as they clearly aren't professionals.
Yeah, just a bunch of college kids making some shit
Moe Flanders I loveeeed marble hornets
Moe Flanders they did make a shit marble hornets movie
Expecting a don't call Slenderman at 3 am video soon somewhere. O geez
I HAD SEX WITH SLENDERMAN *NOW HE PREGNANT* (WARNING)
Ffs, I can't believe these types of videos get the amount views that they have.
It already exists fam
Kaizerchief the spam king JayStation might do it.
Does anyone remember that conversation between Phoebe and Chandler in Friends when Phoebe asks why Spider-mans name isn’t Spiderman and Chandler says because it’s not his last name like Phil Spiderman. This movie title reminds me of that. I thought the name was Slenderman NOT Slender Man! But I guess he is a Slender Man so it’s referring to his slender stature. LOL.
“It had like a couple scenes where I was like alright, yanno, whatever.” 😂😂😂
If Slender Man came out in the 80's, it would've be the scariest shit to date.
If only because they knew how to make scary shit back then.
The Shining begs to differ
Well yeah, if it were released then everyone would be freaking out over what the hell a laptop is
TheResistanceCompany Laptops did exist in the 80's. Just that they weren't in high demand like they are now.
Truth right here
Well, at least we have Marble Hornets.
Indeedlio.
I'm still mad about them not answering what the ark is
Joseph Mavero Check our Night Mind’s Break down of EMH and Marble hornets. He goes BALLS DEEP in both franchises and explains everything in great detail.
Maybe I'll do that for halloween
I prefer Concrete Giraffe. Lol
I love that there is a Predator poster behind Flickpic while he is making jokes about snap chat, I know it’s always there but that was perfect
Hey Chris great vid as usual. I just wanted to thank you so much for being such an inspiration to me. All your videos have been such a big part of my life and they've even inspired me to make movie reviews of my own.
Wishing you the best always.
Chris and John reviewing trashy horror movies is ICONIC
😤😤😤why tf my dick hard
DUDE GUY 1999 lel
they saw the 14 million possibilities that could be played out in avengers 4
brad lmao
brad
Lol... 🤪
So this was the one they lost huh???
Lol😂
brad haha 😂😂
I miss these two together.
Chris actually has VHS TAPES on his shelf!!!
They should have come out with this movie in 2012...when the game is hot.
To be fair slender was popular in 2009, and a web series called Marble Hornets was popular then converted into a game.
So basically the game is based on a ARG
Fortunately the Godzilla movie come out next year
Millie Bobby Brown is hot
Evan Ummm.....how old are you?
impalabeeper 26, but she's so *hawt*
I don't know wasn't that the time of the 12 year olds trying to kill their friend cause of Slendermen ? If it was maybe thats why they didn't do it back then
There´s a fanmade Slenderman series, Marble Hornets. And it´s all you´ve ever wanted.
Augusto Figueroa yeah I was thinking this was gonna be a better version of Marble Hornets since it had a big budget but I think Marble Hornets is more interesting
When the dudes face went crazy I couldn’t stop laughing
Chris and john: this could have been a fun found footage movie.
me: they did that with another movie about slender man always watching : a marble hornets story, and it was terrible. but i do agree this movie probably would have been better if it was found footage.
The BIG problem for movies like this, and this seems to be the case for every damn one of these "scary movies" where they try to have the internet and social media as a main ingredient is that in EVERY SINGLE CASE, the writers seem to have NO understanding of how social media, the internet, and internet culture actually WORKS!!! It's like these writers have never been exposed to this technology or culture ever in their lives and were just told "What this technology was like and how kids use it.". It really feels like this stuff is written by non-users of the internet and social media and people who are completely out of the loop when it comes to technology and internet culture, people who maybe only use their phones to sent an email or two, but that's it.
I agree with Chris on it being too late to make a Slenderman movie. When I saw the first trailer, litteraly the first thing that came to my mind was "Shouldn't they have done this like five years ago instead?"
Totally thought that Bane's World shirt was for the band Bane's World until I saw the mask. Great villain...even better band.
You guys are so great together . And incredibly funny and witty I really enjoy your guys reviews
James Wan is the only director who can pull off these kind of horror movies for the main stream audience without making it look too ridiculous or too pretentious.
Jay But The Conjuring sucks and most James Wan movies suck and are stereotypical
Sharkdiver345 The fuck are you talking about? The Conjuring is one of the best horror movies of the past decade! Well received both critically and financially. Easily a cult classic that started it's own successful, horror movie Universe!
Jay The Conjuring 2 was extremely boring. Besides the painting scene with the nun, it didn't have a lot to offer. It is just the same thing all over again. Like every Blumhouse production lol
Sharkdiver345 Well that's just your opinion though..
Jay I know. I am not saying it is bad for everyone, but i like Stephen King sort of movies like The Mist, where you don't know what's going to happen with an unexpected bad ending. I like it when horror movies go a step to far or when they are extremely dark. I feel like Blumhouse and James Wan are afraid to make extremely dark and depressing movies and just don't want to take horror into a scary new direction
Chris, watch the "Marble Hornets" series on YT. It's the found footage Slenderman series that you wanted that's 100x better than this crap movie and it was made 10 years ago.
Rayburn Films the game isn't but the original photoshop photos the game and everything is based on was made in 2008 or 2009. I'm not sure which but around those years
Rose Shmoze when you finally find someone in the UA-cam comments who knows their shit
ThatGuy Joey thank you I'm flattered
SippinonMickeys yes! I love the slenderverse. What people come up with is so creative and entertaining!
SippinonMickeys yeah, I originally watched Night Minds explained series (he got me into ARGs and webseries') and now I'm going back and fully watching the videos. So I'm lucky enough that I wasn't around when everyone had to check Stephs blog and Twitter often. Although the trials seemed like a lot of fun at times.
(I'm assuming you watched Night Minds explained series or someone like him)
As always, your intros give me life. Y'all are hilarious and I love your channel
Marble hornets slenderman was better than sony slenderman
Sony's The Amazing Slenderman
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHA
Yes ..agree. I actually found that pretty scary as a teen
Marble Hornets was a Phenomenal found footage tv show, had only a couple hundred bucks and a camera...the result was great
Halv yup
Halv Everytime you see Slenderman non chalantly in the background of those videos, now that's great horror. No cheap tricks just natural suspenseful build up.
YES!
wasn't there a UA-cam slender man movie a couple years ago?
I knew this movie was going to flop. Slender man was never meant to be “real”
I'm guessing you never watched Marble Hornets
My favorite scene of this movie? The end credits
The best part of the movie. And yes I did watch in 2021 my soul have left me
That intro had me rolling! Great review guys!
"I would love a found footage Slender Man film." I guess these guys don't know where Slender Man originated.
I liked the part at the end where slenderman uses giant tentacles to elevate himself like doctor octopus
SlewedBoot25934 that was funny
SlewedBoot25934 wait does that really happen? I'm not gonna lie, the old pictures of Slender Man where his appendages carried him like Dr. Octopus really intrigued me. I always wanted to know what that would look like. Did it look cool?
SeMTeX Plague it looked cool with the dark lightning (not pitch black) but the cgi kinda made it look stupid a little
SlewedBoot25934 And he turns the girl into a tree lmao
SlewedBoot25934 yea that part was badass
it's really sad knowing that this movie and that wonderful _bye bye man_ movie pretty much prevented Chris from seeing the _Empty Man_
dude, chris saw the empty man.
So how long until a dated Siren Head movie?
Gonna put my money on 2028
The best Slender Man movie is named Sinister. That's how a Slender Man movie should be done.
Jesus Christ thanks.
Giovangel Perez nah....Sinister was waaaaay over rated.
Watch Splinter. The antagonist is horrifying and it has good characters. Totally worth your time 👍
Upscale Avenue I agree with both of u it's a bit over rated but it's also a good film
The sequel is shit
Upscale Avenue that black virus thing that controls the host???
I LIVE for stuckmann+Flickinger colabs! YASS! Ive been binging on your colabs the last few days PRAYING for a new colab video! My prayers have been answered! 👏🙏👌👍
Just finished it. Yeah there was some cool imagery. Your intro was more entertaining. lol
Woulda been cooler with slender hidden in the background from the begining and maybe some reason for them to go to the woods following 8 pages to find their missing friend and maybe actually try to find the weakness like maybe leaving the woods, slower in sunlight but faster at night something to make it interesting instead of teenage yelling and acting like slender is drugs (not one wants to talk about it). feels like you cant do anything ur dead attitude they didnt even try
Can't wait for the Jeff the Killer Movie next year and the SCP cinematic universe.
This movie could have been so much more interesting if it would have explored the real life influence of Slender Man, the creepiest part of the whole Slender Man mythos is how people were weirdly obsessed with it, coming to a horrible events like the case from the HBO doc "Beware the Slender Man" this is movie was just lazy and for the most part dull.
Fantastic video guys! Keep the good work going! 😊
Yesss thank you for mentioning urban legend!! That one followed screams formula of making a "who's the killer in the college campus" plz do a hilariocity review on that one!!