Papers, Please: Detaining All 3 Wanted Criminals on Day 14 (With Bonus)
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2017
- This is a video of me detaining all three wanted criminals on Day 14 of Papers, Please. I chose this day because two of the wanted criminals on that day will show up regardless, where one is the first entrant as the other is the sixth entrant. The third criminal may or may not show up on that day. It is also the same day where the M.O.J. (Ministry of Justice) asks for the checkpoint's help in detaining wanted criminals. I doubt you can get all three criminals in later days in the game, but from what I heard, you can get probably detain all three wanted criminals in the Endless mode of the game. There's also a bonus portion of the video where something happens, and it happens with detaining a smuggler of a certain type two times in a row. I also do this without getting any citations for the day. With that said, I hope you like this video.
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Credits:
Game Footage Recorded With: Fraps
Movie Made With: Windows Movie Maker 2012 - Ігри
Identity supplement: 76kg
Actual weight: 77kg
DETAINED
Women when deciding whether they should wear that bikini.
is that Nicole Watterson
@@some_random_merc why yes it is
On ID supplement: 90 kg
Me: 89 kg
_process of detain_
IS IT A CRIME TRYING REACH OBESITY?!
Ffs that tense moment after a citizen leaves the booth hoping you don't get a ticket
Hazzmati lmao
That brief moment you didn't get a citation and then you hear a alarm
*PAPERS PLEASE MUSIC STOPS*
Citation*
IKR.
Hazzmati ah yeah, it’s horrifying
**Gains .04 extra weight from document**
“YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED FOR A RANDOM SEARCH”
I laughed so hard
All The Small Things...
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaghhhhhhaahhaaa
.04 tons is a lot of weight to gain
*finds a fucking atom bomb strapped to his back*
Even watching someone else play it, I get anxiety for a citation showing up after pressing the next button.
Same lmao
Same
Same
Same
Same, the tense moment just before they cross the line that determines whether there is a citation or not
'What is the purpose of your trip?
'I am coming to live with my husband.'
*DENIED*
Why is she denied? I don't play this game. Canyou explain it to me?
@@garderian4170 I think it was because her date was expired, honestly I don't know either
@@daifuku9320 oof. Some say its because of her name. I dont know whats wrong with it
why did i read denied with pewd's voice lmao
@@garderian4170 The game explains it better, but she's part of an organization that Arstotzka (the country you live in and are working for) doesn't like. I don't remember if she was scripted or something though, but others have been saying she's an EZIC member.
I love how hard you went on that Octap Ivanov guy, you were just _desperately_ trying to dig up some shit on him like he just _HAD_ to be arrested
But still doing it as legally as possible.
It sure did stand out.
Hohen Soyuz too lol
Edit: *Tall Forehead*
One thing that's great about this game is the subtle characterization of the inspector- normally he's the perfect picture of professional detachment, but there are moments like when letting in Eliza, or in this case, snarking at a wanted criminal who came just when you were instructed to detain wanted criminals
He did detain three people before Octap came in. So he would’ve gotten three fish in a row.
"Check all pages"
*CHECKS ONE PAGE*
the absolute savagery in one madlad
I wish I was cool as him
imagine how the guards upfront must feel. they just got done detaining one person and hear the alarm for another pickup as there walking back.
Imagine having to escort two terrorists with bombs strapped to their backs and not shitting your pants hoping they don't pull a fast one.
excited for their bonus pay
to be fair every detain is a field day for them. they would rather have every single entrant detained lololol. and besides iirc MC gets a cut of all detained entrants so win-win (except for the detained ofc)
they're*
honestly they’re probably loving it, because otherwise they just have to… stand there…
I love the sound bite that plays when your character says "next" in the megaphone. I don't know why but it's just so satisfying to hear.
it actually sounds like a vey pixelated version of a Russian phrase "Davai prohodi", which means "come on, go ahead"
Me too right?
@@ashers1930 lol nice
Same here!
I hear wait, hug
I like how at 4:47 he checks his forehead, then at 5:12 he gives all of his documents back to his forehead.
LOL
stacking documents on foreheads is fun
Timeskip?
That moment when those dirty Kolechian tryna fool you with double passports
*insert some weird accent* i spit on kolechian
why cant i fuckin change my name Pewds spits on Kolechians because they’re based off Ukrainians, who are deeply hated by Russians
@@danii8168 eh... Not that hated
@@danii8168 russians are hated by ukranians, you mean?
@@danii8168 How are Kolechians based on Ukranians when Kolechia was before Arstotzka?
Just like Russia and Ukrain.
4:00 I love the moment where he accidentally gives you two passports
lmao
Never have I pressed DETAINED so quickly before
I mean, do you really have orders to arrest for that?
@@SeriousApache Meh, but it’s pretty funny.
@James Casson I assume it’s a running gag that the creator made for some laughs.
Some reason I can hear a wee Irishman screaming “DETAINED!”
Also “gimme dem prints”
GET THE FAK OUTTA MAH LINE
H E L L O M R S M A R B L E S
And dabbing as well.
W H A T H A V E I S T A R T E D.
3:05 "This does not look like you."
"The years have been cruel."
They also say "I had surgery", there was one time in which the footprints correlated, but the passed from young to old and so I thinked, "You should punish that fucker of your medic".
@Justinmatthew Perez xD, forgot the word I meaned fingerprints.
Jairo Esteban Acevedo Fajardo *meant
@@aerofloyd6220 bro who cares
Karl Marx not my fault he didn’t go to school
"i come to live with husband" *immediately gets denied*
guys i know she was an ezic officer you can stop telling me now
@@dullsandwich9538 I knew that. I've also read some comments saying she's an EZIC member, but I don't remember.
annoyedeliza she is cuz it says on the coded papers that Ezic guy gives you
@@yunuyfx I'm aware of that. I just couldn't remember if she was on the paper or not.
No entry permit, no entry! Good day!
Im just gonna comment now so you hopefully get a notifacation and see that i commented 10 months after the comment before me..
“I come to live with my husband”
Officer: *”BEGONE, T H O T”*
this is so 2019 and i love it
Innocent: *Eats a ration of food after getting a passport*
Inspector: "I SMELL TERRORIST"
The fun part about the Meskor Engineering cards is that they guarantee that the next 4 engineers you meet are cleared for passage.
Still check their data though, they could have minor discrepancies.
It's always dates that they mess up at times, but they are always valid. I guess it's because it is logical for an engineer to come to Arstozka and meet up with Meskor, otherwise denying them wouldn't make any sense.
No wonder half the people who go through act so nervous, you probably arrested over half the people you were processing today.
Inspector: *poisons an innocent*
Arstotzka: Yeah, thats ok
Inspector: *puts up his sons drawing*
Arstotzka: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
t' be fair, they didn't know it was the inspector
@@cykablyatthemovie2424 the person watching you let people there and gives you a warning because the city was wrong
Inspector Doesn’t let
In shae piverskoa:DIE
Let’s a ezic in: feel free
@@cykablyatthemovie2424 then how did Dimitri know it was the inspector when you poision Shae lol
Haha I almost touch that body 😄😄😂
Detain 1 Wanted criminal
Detain 2 Unknown identity
Detain 3 Wanted criminal
Detain 4 Double Life Reveal
Detain 5 Weapons Detected
Detain 6 Bearing IDs do not match
Detain 7 Wanted criminal
Stonks
Weird day in the office
When they get searched it sounds like they're getting stabbed
Rain so true
Finally someone
you have been selected for a random S T A B
So true
@@Mario-mz2bj Face the kitchen knife*
I love how you take it slowly and actually inspect every document. Good job
Yea
I mean isn’t that how you play the game?
@@nicoarrigoni3898 Nah, you do a routine to speed it up. You want to get through the people as quickly as possible so you can keep your family fed or obtain other expenditures. The more people you deal with, the more pay you get. Every third citation is a fee though. So be quick and right.
"I have nothing to say" is basically a confession at this point
Inspector: "Say: Next Person, Booth 1."
Officer: *OIOIOIOIHAHAHAHAH*
inspector do be speaking straight facts ngl :flushed:
0:35
The fact that the wanted criminal was first in line
The Inspector even comments on that. Never tell me the odds.
3:40 " *you have an interesting face* "
Oh, you!
It is lé hackér
That brief moment you don't get a citation and hear the alarm and gate shut
*PAPERS PLEASE MUSIC STOPS*
Why did you copy and paste your own comment
@@hharlington7156 haha i have a shiddy phone so...no copy and,paste
@@hharlington7156 if you click post multiple times it makes your same comment twice
4:00 I wanna see what he does if you stamp one passport approved and decline the other
Me too
I tried and sadly, he just leaves.
@@thegoodboi What way?
@@thegoodboi yeah what way?
Well, he asks for the documents back, give him one, he asked for the other, says thanks and walks off. I’ll get try to get a video of the whole thing.
That insane number of detained people ! o_o
Calensk must be having a field day lol
They all want to ruin beautiful Arstotzka
-And they all got sent to gulag-
Glory to arstotzka
It's not the same without hearing Jack yell "DETAINED!"
Don't forget “get the fuk outta my line“
I never watched Jack play it, I only found out recently that he did play it.
Kubz Scouts was the first dude I watched play it.
Imagine being in the queue, and every second person is detained xD
Great vid - this one actually delivers what it advertises, unlike so many clickbait channels. This video is so underrated - darn Kolechians...
When the guard says "OUT" all I hear is "This time"
Yep
i hear is "hishka"
Sounds like a distortion of the Russian «выходи» or vykhodi (vee-khad-e)
I only hear "DISH-UNT"
“B*tch-c*nt”
4:47
Description: TALL FOREHEAD
me: LMFAO WHAT
5 head lookin headass
7:25 in this moment i was thinking "THE PASSPORT NUMBER IS WRONG, NOTICE IT!"
While i was thinking, the stamp on the permit looks w r o n g
Andy Hutchings the permit is right
Andy Hutchings the permits right you donut
Me watching every gameplay of this game
4:46 jacksfilms is proud of you
Lmao
When you use the discrepancy detection to make sure 1984 is after 1982 and the document is valid:
*using a calculator to make sure 4 + 3 equals 7 on a test*
Yeah and there were others in this where he checked things like obviously matching (very short) names, obviously valid issuing cities (the lists were open right there) and other stuff haha. Terrible!
Cowmilker98 data can be off by a single letter or digit so I find it better to check unless the name or city is very easy to spell and remember
@@Cowmilker98 My dude, doing a one second check is nothing to cough at. The little things like that get you the citations. I still hate when I get a citation for a person’s gender being incorrect.
5:22 : "Purpose of trip"
" I come to live with my husband"
" No. " DENIED.
You denied her because she was Stephani Graire right ? But without even checking it was hilarious
Also no entry permit
@Taylor Evandale yep, all Ezics you must let pass have some kind of error
There is also Mikhael or something like that.
I feel like canonically, if the Inspector was disobeying EZIC, he would’ve used the ciphers to identify the agent’s names, so he can quickly get them out of Arstozka.
@@magnusvonbraun9870that's what I did lol, I accepted every things that EZIC gave me but used these against them
I love how inspector's "voice" during dialogues sounds like "papers"
me going to the inspector by just eating one choclate bar:
inspector: how interesting
The inspector is a low key badass
I don't know a single thing about this game but I love it. Guess I'll play it soon.
I recommend watching jacksepticeye play it for a good introduction to the game.
Good, go ahead! I've beaten it yesterday and I highly reccommend it!
It's a short game, but it's super fun and is super repayable
There's multiple endings to the game as well. It's super fun but also super stressful, so be careful with that.
“Where is your entry permit”
Me: *instantly denies
Person: here it is
Me: *sees entry permit with all correct info and a denied passport
Me: Damnit
Xplodin Emerald lol no u can put deny stamp after approved stamp and it will deny but u cannot overwrite deny stamp once u stamp it, no matter how many approve stamps u put
@@RandomPerson-yy2ch really? Man.
*Citation coming~*
Unless you arrive at the point where you *must* give a reason of Denial you dont get cited if you dont ask for missing documentation
M.O.A. CITATION
Protocol Violated.
Applicant clear for entry
PENALTY ASSESSED - 1.000.000 CREDITS
3:57 I always gonna laugh at this guy lmao
5:23
Inspector: what is the purpose of your trip?
Person: I am coming to live with my husband
Inspector: *lmao fuck off*
I once saw a guy with 2 times his height and he said it was the shoes. Either he works for Jorji or he has planks for shoes because I had to let him through.
Man, you are the master of looking at papers
Have you noticed that almost all the criminals come to “work”?
7:12 Expiration date: 1984
**checks if it's expired on 1982**
+rep for putting link to the purchase page in the description
I love the "OUT!" sound effect
According to the playlist I got here from, this is an 18th track on Lemon Demon's Spirit Phone. Random
this isnt lemon demon
Really cool video , I like your play still !
This games audio gives me chills not gonna lie.
Great vids btw!
It's been about a year since I've played Papers, Please.. I miss those voices.
I also miss Sergiu.
I could watch this for so long
3:58 oof
Two passports. Lol
Octap Ivanov was honest and had his passport right
Be like Octap Ivanov
Glory to Arztotzka!
Inspector: PAYPERS
Person: Hayisen
Guards: IZZKUT
wow finally youtube recommended something good for once 😂😂
Arstotzka should give this man a medal.
I like how the lady tries to threaten you to get by
Ah yes, my favorite Lemon Demon song
PAPER PLEASE
That was awesome!
You have done good, Inspektor.
You have arrested all of the 3 criminals today.
You will have a bonus.
Glory to Arskotzka.
You belong in TSA!
0:37 Good, our first catch of the day. -Star Wars
Just realized this video has over 1M views, congratulations
What is this doing in a Lemon Demon album?
exactly what im thinking
Ahhh, that refreshing detain feeling.
3:57 here is the two passport guy
M. We just received word that a suspicious group is on the run. Go to the inspector and see what he knows buster.
3:20 imagine standing in queue and seeing 3 people get detained in front of you
One of which even before that conga line was the first one in line.
Nice one 👍
Who else is here from Spirit Phone - Lemon Demon by FireOcta?
this game is oddly satisfying to watch
HUZZAH A MAN OF QUALITY!
why are you here?
i-
DETAINED
I recently got a job as a car inspector and I’m always envisioning myself in this fucking game 😂😂
Why is this in a lemon demon playlist
If you watch good, they have the same excuses, "come to work"
This guy is a damn machine
"This does not sound like you?"
"How can you say?"
"This literally says youre bald. You clearly have hair."
"And your point is?"
I once had three smugglers in a row! I detained them all, and it wasted most of my day
What in God's name is this doing in the Lemon Demon Spirit Phone playlist
Why is this in the Spirit Phone playlist I was listening to
I'm here from Lemon Demon. Somehow.
I'd love to see you play this game with an eye-tracker.
wait this isn't lemon demon
3:58 That's my favourite moment.
Smooth gameplay
"What are you doing?"
Juat doing my job, man.
Funny story. At a college I went to years back, I met the developer and he showed it to us..
Nice of you to give them Food and Heat, I uncheck them until they’re hungry or cold lol
This guy plays the game so slowly, i usually just check the papers like 2 times and thats it
3:56 The funny moment where he accidently brought 2 passports, and got detained for that.
I feel like this is Calensk’s favorite day.
That’s impressive